10 Rock Lizards VS All Bosses - Dark Souls 3

[@ashtingillurd4751]

For anyone wondering: The rolly polly move hits a player and knocks them down, or otherwise puts them in a stagger animation with extra invincibility frames so that the Ashen One is not hit with multiple instances of damage from one attack. Bosses do not have this stagger/knockdown state which allows for the rolly polly to register as a successful hit at every opportunity, for as long as buddy keeps on rolling.

[@stevenneiman1554]

I was sort of figuring from the way that the fights against what I presume to be player-model bosses seemed so much slower and just how absurdly glass-cannon they seemed to be.

[@TheFizio]

This is also why they shred on certain mods that add poise to the player

[@eliholder6229]

Fuck it, we ball

[@josecuestas7246]

Yeah, for that reason, Champion's Gravetender, Sister Friede and the Halflight Spear of the Church were capable to withstand better the damage of the Rock lizards than the other bosses, as they behaves more similar to the NPCs, that have the same knocked down animation like the Ashen One.

[@Connorthecatsdad]

I was gonna say I didn't remember these little guys being this much trouble

[@Lord_Chaos000]

I love that, after killing Sullivan, the lizards went off to conquer Irithil

[@gianaryantapl3797]

And leaving the little one behind.

[@SEGA-vs5es]

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[@skeletoncrew3110]

that first comma gives me rage

[@lepindre9193]

​@@gianaryantapl3797 The New Pontiff

[@captainjellyfish1791]

its where all the pvp players are, and the rolly pollies know their true prey

[@andrewdowns9047]

This is the Dark Souls equivalent of "there's an immortal snail chasing you, and when it touches you, you die."

[@glatykoffi6672]

"There is a half-ton stone lizard chasing you, and when it crash into you at 10 meters/second, you die"

[@pbabiesinspace6112]

You mean this happens in the game too? I have been dodging immortal snails everyday since I was 6.

[@johnk1390]

@@glatykoffi6672 tbf, a half-ton rock coming at you at 10m/s is definitely enought to hospitalize you, if not kill

[@nielsunnerup7099]

@@johnk1390 I think that was his point

[@Omgtired]

well people say this I dont think they fully realize how long it takes to travel to another country by foot, as a human, yet for a snail

[@AneggoctopuS]

Deacons: you can't find the correct one!! Lizards: Then we'll have to kill everyone!!!!!!

[@leedevantier1327]

Lizards: Let's go bowling

[@mark0183]

All the other priest with their pumped up kicks

[@justsomeone883]

​@@mark0183They better toll,better toll,outrun our roll!

[@stantheman143]

One might say they were... Rolling in the deep.

[@Moon_Sushie]

Elden ring: lightning ram ash of war Ds3 rock lizards: "look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power"

[@JoeyCentral]

Placidusax: uses lasers. Midir: “Look at what they have to use to mimic just a fraction of my power.”

[@alfasolmega4458]

@@JoeyCentral But Placidusax has 2?

[@JoeyCentral]

@@alfasolmega4458 Still not anywhere near as powerful as Midir's tho. That was my point.

[@alfasolmega4458]

@@JoeyCentral Do we have average dmg numbers? Actually curious.

[@JoeyCentral]

@@alfasolmega4458 Midir's lasers have a direct hitbox as well as an explosion that follows. Does super high poise dmg and pretty much melts just about every boss other than Aldrich and Gael (both have super high dark resistance) to shreds. The only time Placidusax does high dmg is to another large target boss if it is directly in front of him. Otherwise it just does a chunk of its HP at most and guardbreaks them.

[@SCF721]

The last Rock lizard had one hell of a last stand against Midir. Rolled right into the laser😂 "FOR GLORY!!!"

[@canaldeumdesucupadoaleator853]

i bet it was the same that tried to v1 the ancient dragon

[@shaydguy]

He charged in full of zeal

[@jeanchatman9263]

Ikr I seen that overkill lol

[@AGuyTrappedInAVatOfMayonnaise]

Jesus, Wolnir only had time to inhale lmao

[@darkcross1337]

Only losing to three gimmick bosses and Midir is a really good run. Congrats to the rolly bois.

[@-AyashiSenpai-]

i reckon they would've beaten greatwood if not for fall damage

[@basaroni]

@@-AyashiSenpai- There is no fall damage from that drop. They were doomed against Greatwood because it cannot be damaged outside its weak points, some of which would be unreachable for them.

[@thistle985]

​​​@@basaroni the enemies that appear in the boss fight die when the ground shatters, that demonstrates that in fact (at least for anything that's not the player) there is fall damage in the arena, there's also that big hand that appears in the second phase, that hand doesn't break in any amount of hits, you are very wrong

[@basaroni]

@@thistle985 Yeah, fair. I stand corrected.

[@JoeyCentral]

@@basaronithe hand in phase 2 can damage the boss. But like others said the fall dmg is designed to kill everyone but the player In the phase 2 transition.

[@Patches_lol]

imagine getting summoned as a spear of the church and you see this

[@_minty_3326]

Watching the Soul of Cinder crumble in Gwyn form to a bunch of little fellers as the plin plin plon happens is just divine... thank you

[@ronbaevsky4639]

Ong that moment was so raw💀💀 Pure despair was felt that day

[@averyripley6729]

Shoutout to the last guy at 19:40 for charging heroically into certain death to avenge his comrades

[@thebluehood35]

Yhorm’s massive HP is what made him a beast in BvE or BvB battles Midir with the flashy finisher. The dragon really went in for style points

[@asdergold1]

Yhorm got lucky with their moves. Most of them barely rolled and kept fire breathing and doing headbutts.

[@slaveknightgael7017]

​@@asdergold1 I was disappointed lol I was like stop headbutting

[@damiku-8866]

Only Yhorm and Midir will survive the rockpocalypse. And the pustulent tree.

[@ignisalge7156]

Midir never disappoints.

[@DanrleyMessias]

They were far from midir A little closer and they souls pancake midir to death

[@handzofstone1152]

​@@DanrleyMessias Exactly

[@pipepro1152]

​@@DanrleyMessiasIt's the boss's idea, knucklehead

[@MASCULINAVERSITY]

Yeah y should see him vs elden ring bosses he's great

[@ImpassiveCanine]

The forbidden offspring of Havel and a bonewheel

[@jordanbrad2298]

Imagine if you were summoned as a real spear of the church in front of 10 lizards with no backup.

[@AnubhavYadav-tq2ev]

Gael - Hand it over, your dark soul lizards - Wow. Never heard of it

[@soldierinsane2689]

Kinda wish cutscenes would work, it’d be funny seeing these bosses grandstand to a group of lizards

[@adamjohnson2914]

Then proceed to get instantly overwhelmed by them

[@br3hbmc79]

Rock Lizard : *"COME BROTHERS WE CAN ACHIEVE OPTIMAL VIOLENCE IN THIS DIRECTION"*

[@user-jx6rf9zc5ler]

That moment, when 10 stone lizards can kill final boss of the game (and Gael) BUT can't kill an Old-fart rotten tree

[@TheVeiledMonarch]

You have the pustules on the Curse-rotted tree to deal damage

[@solicius_6459]

It's ironic Soul of Cinder got burned to death

[@ЯрославЗахаров-в4й]

And Blackflame Friede :D

[@SolanaTan-diaz4828]

got bbq'd

[@BlizzardAcolyte]

Was very content to see Embered Watcher survive the nonsense long enough to actually kill one or two

[@Zephyrbaby1]

Nameless king starts to fly in. “Quick the boss is coming look busy!”

[@CarpGamer69]

12:13 was my favorite part. Those critical state sounds stacking lmao

[@Raidon484]

My favourite part was when the lizard said "It's stoning time!" and proceeded to stone all those guys. Wait, that makes sense, let me-

[@umukzusgelos4834]

now after seeing this, for some reason, I would like to see the Wheel Skeletons from DS 1 battle against the bosses...

[@thatskeletordude5271]

Kalameet and Centipede Demon might be the only survivors if we also use 10 Wheel Skelys.

[@wo-onderfull9332]

@@thatskeletordude5271 don’t forgot about moonlight butterfly

[@josecuestas7246]

Respect for the Rock lizards, they almost manage to kills Yhorm the Giant.

[@BrownBearKHAN]

The Rolly bois may not have won the fight against the ancient Wyvern, but they have won our hearts.

[@gusta177]

Just imagine what a hell of a DS2 boss it could have been lol

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

19:39 woah ive never seen this attack before! It even gets burnt out at the end, super cool!

[@hectorhernandezaleman3836]

Ok, I didn't expect Wolnir to get deleted like that, 😂

[@ktnr4777]

First time I've seen this death scene in Oceiros thank you for the valuable experience:)

[@stevenneiman1554]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

[@josephsetaro]

Idk why but the way they just casually walk back from obliterating wolnir is just too funny

[@philruu]

5:25 woah woah what is this DPS

[@Vini_48]

Ah, yes, Curse Rotted Greatwood, Ancient Wyvern and Yhorm, the strongest bosses...

[@stupiddumbidiot4624]

Midir: am I a joke to you

[@Kiruklee]

"Does it have I-frames?" "No." "Then it will die."

[@GodStrength85]

I don't remember the rock lizards doing that much damage. They're annoying and it's probably a death sentence if you get stuck in a corner and they roll you to death. However, I survived getting rolled by them a couple of times. These bosses are melting away.

[@pastelpinkfirefox4721]

I think it’s a mix of the fact that they’re late game enemies (early bosses don’t stand a chance) and that the bosses don’t get invincibility frames from getting rolled into like the player does.

[@chaossilvermoon]

Like the fat Godskin of eldenring, his rotation is also multi-stage damage

[@ashtingillurd4751]

The rolly polly move hits a player and knocks them down, or otherwise puts them in a stagger animation with extra invincibility frames so that the Ashen One is not hit with multiple instances of damage from one attack. Bosses do not have this stagger/knockdown state which allows for the rolly polly to register as a successful hit at every opportunity, for as long as buddy keeps on rolling.

[@glatykoffi6672]

Charges are strangely handled in those games

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

There's a reason the rock lizard is as desirable as the Pus of Man in the Pokesouls mod.

[@noude]

Rock lizard 🌀, Very strong

[@doctorecho3007]

Limp Bitzkt Rollin’ just echoes on repeat as these rolly bois decimate everything in their path.

[@KissyKaede]

Can't believe someone finally made this video. Thanks!

[@ViniciusJimbo]

Rock Lizards: Destroying everything! Also Rock Lizards: Dies to a plant

[@ScuffedOnes]

The thumbnail is pure art.

[@GretgorPooper]

Gotta love how the gimmicky bosses everyone hates are the ones that can beat the lizards with the most ease.

[@albertgongora6944]

Man these adorable little guys were almost Unstoppable

[@fromsoftgammer5777]

Now we know where the godskin noble has it from

[@cinimini4854]

And once again it's scientifically proven that Midir is the goodest of boys.

[@Rogers186_]

19:32 this part is awesome lol Midir jumping away from the single lizard and then using his strongest attack to destroy the lizard rolling right into the laser lol

[@ACRocker]

That rock lizard in the end just chillin at the bonfire after defeating gael tho, he's like "well, what now?"

[@inoli3164]

And this is why I fear the rolly bois. When they use *rollout* it is *super* *effective*

[@Softsful]

Choir: OOOOOOHHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHH Boss Dies Choir: Oh

[@vegetitesmith141]

Ok, I didn't know you could damage blackflame friede while she is getting up and getting ready for the 3rd phase.

[@MetalNick]

Yeah it's a good time to breath some poison onto her. If you saturate her, you can see where she is when she turns invisible because the poison doesn't turn invisible. You can see a purple cloud floating around.

[@damiku-8866]

I was surprised she almost won. I thought they'd destroy her, but she gets knocked down instead of repeat-hit, which actually kept her alive for a while. The two rock-lizards left were like "when the rock lizards are two, a flame extinguisheth".

[@FallenangelLeon]

Halflight: Foolishness. The King’s decree- Rock Lizards: CHARGE!!! Halflight: Aaaah!

[@ronbaevsky4639]

SIster Friede gasping for air was absolutely brutal LMAOOO

[@Dark_Anarchus]

Good video! It would be cool if you could do it with the missing bosses

[@theonly2749]

“Try spinning, that’s a good trick!” - Anakin

[@rinakitty9283]

Rock lizard: hey Aldrich Aldrich: yea? Rock lizard: you like music? Aldrich: yea.. why? Rock lizard: cuz we bout to ROCK N *ROLL*

[@josecuestas7246]

Rock lizards used Roll Out! Its super effective!

[@angelcalebmoranaraiza7193]

11:06 He is the definition of bravery, rest up little one

[@br3hbmc79]

Love how after pontiff they go run amok in irithyll

[@ShiroYueHime]

14:40 SISTER GOT STONED!

[@grim-the-archangel5477]

“Foolishness…the King’s Decree- AAAAAGH!” *Falls*

[@seismicwrath]

no "keep rollin rollin rollin rollin", no "they see me rollin, they hatin", no "rolling around at the speed of sound" 0/10 video left a like anyway

[@jason_eh]

Deacons of the Deep getting rolled was too good!

[@igorsejas88]

If Gael knew what was about to happen he would be running the other way

[@FerLopez5]

I have to sleep early, need to work tomorrow. My brain at 2 AM: ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING

[@Peeper117]

Can you do how much dragoon slayers it takes to kill dark eater midir?

[@guilhermeg.rodrigues1248]

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[@benkenobi8816]

I didnt need to see this but am extremely glad that I did.

[@wolfmaschke6224]

Rock Lizards are the most adorable creatures Fromsoft has ever created. Change my mind.

[@mimisezlol]

They made some really small shiny lizards in one of the games, I just forget which. Also, the dog turtles.

[@ACRocker]

I love the way they just wiggle away about their day after completely slaughtering the bosses

[@Otis67e]

I agree that they are adorable

[@Lubinho432]

*The Boss atacks rocks lizards. Rock Lizard Gang: So you chosen death.

[@TheMobHunter100]

The fact that only about 4 bosses have been able to survive the rock lizards' wrath terrifies me.

[@HeitorDeMarchi]

I feel bad for the last roly poly vs midir, cause he took the whole beam at his face, even though he's a bigger threat than midir

[@oscarfernandezallegue1004]

The lizards playing bowling with the deacons

[@moviebad109]

Champion Gundyr: “Finally…time for my reven….” *Dead*

[@MlguelPires]

Whoah, they do a lot of damage, what's their *rollout* ?

[@logicwizard783]

Making Whitney proud

[@felixortiz257]

Rock lizards: they see us rollin, they hatin

[@try4562002]

Let's roll boys

[@ItzSaketOnline-ju1bz]

from the movement i faced them in game i have known that the are monsters in a group

[@mimisezlol]

Something about the pilgrim butterflies chugging as the game attempts to render them and the lizards at the same time is pure comedy. I know, it's the engine prioritizing enemies over area effects but still!

[@FOREVER_Goat]

Yhorm was like, take your cheap ass rolly tricks and get the f out of my sight

[@ElBandito]

Friede getting knocked around is funny to watch.

[@CarmeloSantosF]

6:07 my 8 year old ass exiting church after peeing myself during the 2 hour christmass mass

[@fishmasin5334]

" we rollin,we ramming,nobody gonna stop us then"

[@r30413]

7:51 Bring more...

[@Johndoee.]

You can't stop rock n roll!

[@TBZulu]

Darkeater Midir is one nasty SOB. One of the hardest from Software Bosses ever.

[@Auovix]

Absolutely diabolical work by these lizard bois, they would make great Lords of Cinder😅

[@lucasoliveira127]

This video is perfect

[@stray_cloud]

Looks like rock lizards got revenge for their crystal kin.

[@felixcote1697]

Now these bosses know how it feels to farm those damn Twinkling Titanites lmao

[@VVA1114]

I’ve always wondered what would happen if I somehow killed the entire clergy of Deacons as quickly as possible. Now I know and all I need is a small legion of rock lizards.

[@greattalal542]

"Foolishness" Lizards: "no u"

[@cheesaliciousable]

When the rock lizards woke up and chose VIOLENCE

[@suleymankochkarov605]

"Yes, you're lizards, but i'm a dragon, motherfuckers!" 20:04

[@jamal3298]

Visions of DS1 bonewheel skeletons...

[@Kavira111]

Deacons of the deep were just bowling pins being knocked down. These little guys are so cute I want a plushie of them.

[@RykardMaldoror]

The Lizards vs Wolnir was so brutal. They destroyed all of his bracelets and also depleted his healthbar. The absolute disrespect.

[@jikannomajo]

Wow, that Tree-ussy ate those rock hard lizards

[@rip_m0rtal532]

Damn things gave me conniptions

[@apophisstr6719]

Lots of broken knees and ankles in the making of this video.