A Bastardized History of Death Metal

Tuck in your sleeveless Misery Index shirt and follow Goniloc on a thrilling and educational look at the history of death metal.

[@didde00]

Got a bit triggered when you said moomins are from sweden. They come from our drugged up neighbours in the east fyi

[@Sigil_57]

0/10 didn't properly praise Death and Chuck Schuldiner

[@faihilman77]

"ew who invited jesus?" best deicide record hands down

[@starship-nine4892]

Everyone’s talking about the great lines but we’re all sleeping on “Finland has depravity. It also has a band called Depravity.”

[@ijustgotreallystoned638]

a bowl of meatballs someone left on the table overnight is my favourite band

[@wadeb5042]

“Negative adjectives usually mean praise when it comes to death metal.” Yup

[@josephstalin322]

Melodeath is the best metal genre of all time

[@OddWolf666]

"Ew, Who Invited Jesus?" will truly go down in history as Deicide and probably all of Death Metal's best album.

[@Belodri]

"Hm-2 pedal - the musical equivalent of sandpaper" I've never heard such a spot on description!

[@KillerManVinylKVRM]

"If somebody tells you an album is the most DISGUSTING thing they have ever heard, thats a recommendation." LMFAO

[@giacomopiccinini9157]

>underground cred

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

Alligators have recently learned how to open doors.

[@DubstepDevelopers]

4:17

[@Omega4z]

5:37

[@teamatfort444]

“Stolen Celtic frost riffs”

[@eagleclaw006]

the Deicide albums killed me. Ew, Who invited Jesus??

[@joyfuflower]

"Negative adjectives usually mean praise when it comes to death metal"

[@starkiller6055]

A Bowl of Meatballs Someone Left Next to a Tape Recorder Overnight might be the most underrated Swedish death metal band of all-time

[@v12kid]

stolen Celtic Frost riffs, LOL AF

[@Goniloc]

What other genres or scenes would you like to see bastardized?