A Bastardized History of Grindcore

Venture on a gore-drenched and wildly inaccurate journey into the dead and graphically dissected heart of the metal-adjacent genre grindcore. Funded in part by a dime that I found smeared into some roadkill on my way home from work.

[@macro3586]

Grindcore was born bastardised. End of history lesson

[@cdcb5918]

This

[@THEshaggyrogers]

Is

[@edenramirez8407]

Sparta!!!

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

This needs to be the pinned comment!

[@occams_chainsaw]

Grindcore is the dumpster baby of music

[@theshamanofenterprise7408]

"A grindcore tribute to the kingdom hearts franchise" Criminally underrated line.

[@internetexplorerchan2697]

Lmfao

[@starrywizdom]

One of many lines that cracked me up.

[@easybakec0ven]

I came. I saw. I came.

[@killmyself4010]

Ok, that's cute

[@Scallycowell]

shiddid an forted

[@matrixarsmusicworkshop561]

XD

[@bernardwallace435]

4 stroke gang?

[@eugenkramaric1173]

Respect : )

[@AWPjxrdvn]

Its absolutely criminal how underrated your channel is my man.

[@wr9366]

Here you go, your thousandth like

[@eugenkramaric1173]

Totally agree with you.

[@ratatoullieratatoullie9173]

Yeah this shit is hilarious

[@frixz__]

Don’t know about that, too many dumb jokes

[@papabroly8000]

@@frixz__ _That's the fucking point, my guy_

[@alexanderstilianov]

The idea that someone who hasn't heard of A.C. might confuse them by name to be the precursor of AC/DC is what gives me strength in life.

[@Shpooptypants13]

I like it when people confuse AC/DC for ACxDC

[@debrisonshore5753]

Lol that’s how I found acxdc

[@22tfortnitevevo]

@@Shpooptypants13 this ones a banger.. oh yeah you haven't heard we kill christians by acxdc? clearly you don't know your classic rock well enough

[@Jabberwok28]

Oh, I love them! I was a college radio DJ and we got their first EP. Just so beyond the pale. Awesome.

[@azmodanpc]

Full length album: whopping 15 minutes. Half the length of a funeral doom song.Yeah, spot on.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Ah shit we're late to the Doom metal concert..... it's okay it's just the first song

[@MenchieExtrakt]

Geeky Metalhead 30minutes late. Missed the first two notes

[@diabeticmonkey]

15 minutes? That’s 3 grind ep’s

[@Hardistul]

If you're 15 minutes late a grind show, you missed the first three bands. If you're 15 minutes late at a doom show, you missed the first three chords

[@poopymcmonke]

What grind albums do you listen to that last a whole 15 minutes? In a genre where every song is 10 seconds, and every album is 5-10 songs, and eevery band maxes out at 6 albums, 15 minutes is an entire discography

[@GrassFed67]

Looks like KZbin finally recommended something worth watching

[@bernardwallace435]

Couldnt have said it better myself! Good video but even more impressive is the channel(which im just now stumbling on) and how many _other_ similarly great videos! *Thanx* youtube, more importantly, *Goniloc!!*

[@berke2336]

The Sam O Nella of Metal. I love this channel.

[@ryanfreedman6348]

Berke you know the secret. I can’t let you leave

[@aciddd5232]

Berke Sam might actually be a metal fan since he d I’d mention Iron Maiden in one of his videos

[@bnbcraft6666]

@@aciddd5232 and disturbed

[@aciddd5232]

BnBCraft Yeah that too

[@FortyWink]

Sam O'Nella is Goniloc

[@littleshabaz]

"Barbarians or crust punks" I love it

[@myuziksohl]

V O L U M E

[@eugenkramaric1173]

LOLOL

[@stevebuhrt3504]

UNCOMFORTABLY WET

[@upliftmofo]

BLINK 182

[@Kaosad69]

Thank you for recognising the effect of the split of the Roman Empire on grindcore. So many people discount how important Terrorizer was on the future dominance of the western roman Empire.

[@rkochamp07]

Can’t wait for the the bastardized history of nu-metal

[@rockyh3425]

Or the bastardized history of screamo!

[@samuelward3837]

"nu-metal is shit, the end" I'm just joking don't come at me

[@Shane-zo4mg]

@@samuelward3837 Well!!!! I'll have you know sir blablabloobleedeedeeedadoopoopoo romproffraaguudooo

[@bryantmeadowsofficial2834]

@@samuelward3837 The rappy dj wigger "oh I'm so damaged" nu metal was shit. The guys in the late 90s that mixed it with beatdown hardcore had it going good.

[@chrisb364]

@@bryantmeadowsofficial2834 I just want to see this guy rip on all the shitty nu-metal bands

[@nicolasa.3192]

"Half baked political opinions" Me: "He's got us there."

[@arcticcirclepit2008]

Well, I’m gonna be calling them “Ah-Choo” from now on... Best known for their tracks “Van Full of Sneeze-Tards” and “You Live In A Sore Throat”.

[@freeparking301]

“You’re Pregnant...So I Sneezed on Your Stomach,” “Sneezing by Auschwitz,” and “Hitler Was and Allergy Man”

[@pullen6091]

Everyone who calls them "Ah-Choo" is gay

[@skeletalremains8555]

Don't forget "beating up sneezes that sell fake tissues"

[@spamsponge]

The 'barbarians or crust punks' cutaway had me wheezing. It's still funny when you pause and get a look at the whole band photo.

[@czanderrr]

died at "golden rice farmer hat"

[@iamnotanumber100]

beenj 😄 that & rat tat tat, rat tat tat

[@newmzy0]

Hey = thanks for citing Rupture as influential - I played drums on that "Corrupture" record you showed, plus lots of other Eupture releases from about '90-'92.

[@TheAccusationNetwork]

This is a highly credible account of grindcore, free of fluff, hyperbole, and tangents. The accuracy! The focus! The egg salad sandwiches!

[@r.ouellette6192]

BoltThrower wants to know your location.

[@Thick.Mothers64]

Sseth Tzeentach, is this your secret channel/hobby? Hey hey people, sseth, the metalhead here...

[@Music_games_history]

Thats the first thing I thought when i found this video. Same voice, same sense of humour.

[@goatmagnum]

I came here to post this. Makes me think of Wild Smile's marking for Metokur

[@diabeticmonkey]

Are you part of the Merchant’s Guild?

[@countvronsky4025]

"Golden rice farmer hat." And that sums up why I love this YT channel better than my own words ever could.

[@ananydwivedi6640]

"Not to be confused with blast beach" Lmao

[@karpizzlefromjhofffilms682]

You just got yourself your 2,000th subscriber!

[@ofeliabalderas1965]

I LOVE how he enunciates Brujeria "WHO LEFT THIS HEAD HERE"

[@Infyra]

Pig Repairman is my favorite Grindcore band.

[@richwilson239]

Infyra 😂😂😂

[@DenpaKei]

I LOVE this channel. It's helping me get my buddy into metal. Slowly, but surely...

[@lealand707]

Cloud rat killed me in a basement once; I recall someone shouting 'protect the gravity bong!!!' between riffs.

[@adrianmojica2619]

@@user-ku9hs8yt8w I love that in between their heavy ass songs, they throw in a beautiful ethereal song once in a while.

[@GabePerson]

That Brujeria album cover looked a little bit too real so I did some research. It is... That's terrifying... They had it on display at my local record store. I wonder if they know...

[@Noisefreaak]

It is real it’s a photo that the police took and the Mexican news made it public that’s why in brujeria you hear the news man talking cause it was on the news

[@negrinotostao8236]

It's real bro lol alarma magazine is a well known gore magazine sold in Mexican newspaper stands. It was a popular print.

[@mineofilms]

A Bastardized History of Metalcore would be a delight.

[@tcorectroll2120]

😂😂😂 this is so comical and well put together. Well done & thank you for the content!

[@JohnEvans-xg2bp]

"In order to prevent the power vacuum being filled by barbarians or crust punks" is not only one of the funniest lines, it's also redundant.

[@ashwalker2395]

These videos are great. Hope you make tons more.

[@GnoStag]

Goniloc, you are awesome, you have brilliant taste and knowledge, keep up the great work!

[@Hardistul]

I was expecting some mention of Terrorizer, Assuck, Repulsion and Brujeria. I was pleasantly surprised. Assuck is hands down the best grind band ever. Misery Index is a masterpiece of extreme metal.

[@hugoleonardoamaral586]

your channel is just awesome man, keep the good work

[@vrtlhvn3736]

4:08 when the teacher walks by to make sure you are doing your history lesson 4:25 as soon as he leaves

[@emiliosgregoriou8943]

This guy is mad funny man. He it too OP. The connection between the Roman Empire's use of worms and fucking Worm Downfall was hilarious as hell.

[@walzybby]

Dude this shit was absolutely hilarious, well done. It’s been said to death but yeah, you deserve way more subs keep it going

[@magicastrid]

Great way to scare my co-workers first thing in the morning! I love the videos keep up the awesome job dude!!

[@dalime605]

Never clicked on a video so fast

[@richardtheneighbor1682]

Bastardized history of Industrial metal

[@uzitenenbaum952]

Seeing Avril Lavigne somehow put into a grindcore how to video was enough to convince me to subscribe

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

Reminds me of Karpizzle's joke about Kelly Clarkson being a grindcore artist.

[@JohnQueSacc]

Never fallen in love with a channel so quick

[@leetlargo]

I am so thankful I found your channel today.

[@Unmensch]

A Deathgrind Tribute to the Kingdom Hearts franchise" i lost it there lmfao

[@Liquidozphecal]

Dude! Thank you for the Triple Cripple Shout out!

[@benjaminlassen2348]

This was amazing and you need to do more of these

[@Bkesal14]

The Emperor Constantine bit was the funniest thing I've ever heard. Amazing work as always!

[@gangstaman7002]

Great video man, keep it up!!

[@dante666jt]

Awww lawd

[@MrLolifelos]

I'm a hip hop head but occasionally listen to Death Metal and I gotta say you just earned another subscriber cause you are a genius.

[@Nekrist666]

These videos are beyond awesome.

[@LordBaldur]

The sound the VCR makes when it eats the tape. XD

[@upliftmofo]

This with the followup BLINK182 got me quite unexspected

[@IAEF2009]

Just discovered you. STOKED.

[@bandito_burrito1819]

I don't understand what's going on but I loved it. Excited to see this channel grow.

[@DB-uf6md]

The KZbinz did its magic again. Don't know how i got here, but you're hilarious!! Great stuff

[@brxken_bvtterfly]

I came for the history of Grindcore, ended up getting a tid bit on Goregrind and had Go-Zen mentioned (That album Hitoshizuku is an absolute monster) Absolutely brilliant

[@lucacanciani4556]

Your channel is great! Autopsy are a great band too. The album "Acts of the Unspeakable" has a grindcore sound

[@OrionPax127]

Literally subbed within the first 20 seconds. This is a great channel.

[@OrionPax127]

not a bot btw i just saw how automated that looked

[@fullofcool]

I think I like this more than slave to the grind. The hardcore punk part is perfect. Not too often that youtube videos make me laugh, your vids take the cake!

[@bleedscold]

So, this is pretty hilarious. Totally accurate, specially Terrorizer's Worm Downfall segment.

[@horseofunreason]

Awesome as always! I for some reason find it hilarious when you have the mic to close to your mouth when saying certain words.

[@hunk4886]

Best channel I've found in the past 4 years.

[@dialect64]

My typical youtube binge is GoodBadFlicks, because I love cheesy B movies... but You, Sir, Are my new binge! Knowing what you are talking about makes your "embellishments" that much more hilarious!

[@kentucky_ken]

What I love about grindcore is their disturbing lyrics such as Pig Destroyer, Cattle Decapitation, and Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Just check it all out.

[@Irma_Vep]

This is amazing Frog and toad audio books are a little to flashy for me anymore. They really changed their sound ever since frog got sober “again”.

[@robnava.3756]

I am in love with this channel

[@michaelroach4219]

I owe these videos.Informative and hilarious.

[@brianrdetweiler]

Thank you for explaining Ahh-Choo to me. New subscriber.

[@SamA-wv2tb]

I clicked so fast my prostate exploded

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

Thank you for either having the microphone in the next room or directly in your mouth for this whole video. lol love ya.

[@Kapnap]

I’ve been waiting to find a channel like this

[@theunionargus2589]

The photo at 11:15 is from the second Rapid Decay Fest at HCS skatepark in Vestal NY. Wild. Looking forward to Rapid Decay III.

[@thegreaterg8r148]

I am INDEED a fan of chutes and ladders!

[@focusman420]

Im so glad I found this channel

[@BecomingAMan]

This was a good video man. You're going somewhere

[@BitwigCraft]

Lets not forget Dahmer from Canada, one of the most underrepresented bands in anything about grindcore. For a 3-piece their sound is really unique and brutal, the vocals are great and it just grooves like nothing else.

[@mrmcmcc1]

Please do a Bastardized history of New Wave Of British Heavy Metal

[@poontsunami1114]

RAVEN

[@putridabomination]

Man your channel needs more subscribers and views. This is criminally underrated. Honestly this stuff is too good 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@raulperez2308]

for fucks sake dude lmao

[@_dakoda]

dude i see you everywhere what the fuck lmao ur a legend

[@reggulus652]

You're hilarious! I really really laughed three separate times in this video, and I never laugh (the worm bit, the Al Gore bit, and the sneeze without a blessing to follow)

[@smellyreally2562]

glad that you mentioned Chepang...Nepal

[@MrShitfire420]

I have dreams of becoming a grindcore musician.

[@axlh.1827]

Then you don’t need to be a musician at all!

[@alaskanbullwormmm6797]

MrShitfire420 same

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

What about progressive grindcore

[@dylanroemmele906]

@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 some of us here respect our manhood

[@Isaiflamand]

The thumbnail is spot on, really show how grindcore is

[@mmhowaboutno]

this is a great channel :3

[@GreenishLobster]

Yes!! Finally!!

[@GreenishLobster]

Amazing video yet again!

[@Bitchfinder_General]

You've done a video On black metal and a video on grindcore. But you still haven't mentioned anaal nathrakh.

[@Pragnantweggyboard]

They're not relevant, that's why.

[@Bitchfinder_General]

Pragnant_weggy_board not relevant to the history of grind and black in general?

[@Pragnantweggyboard]

@@Bitchfinder_General They're not particularly innovative, they were just belligerent in their delivery, especially Dave Cunt's vocalisations, they've become industrial metalcore.

[@DaveGrean]

^ that was some horribly confusing punctuation

[@Pragnantweggyboard]

@@DaveGrean If that was confusing then your head must split into two when you see boomer shit posting.

[@doomworship4995]

R.I.P. ears (just like when listening to grind core!) great video, keep em coming

[@brandonwestbrook6003]

Dude…. This was so fuckin hilarious I had to subscribe. Just happened upon the channel and glad I did! Well done

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Damn. The algorithm hid you from me because of a-nal ch-unt style wrong think. I have found you. Bring it in. Don't struggle. Hugz forever.

[@samuelward3837]

I'm so glad their algorithm finally recommended him. He's criminally underrated.

[@dellh86]

You should include the names of the artists you mention in the description

[@Helskrim]

You mean A-choo

[@jorgosagb]

This was really awesome!

[@derfgerps4016]

The best video I’ve seen on you tube in a whiiiile

[@bathsaltsundae7184]

Grindcore changed my political views from 'war is cool and good' to 'war is not cool or good.'

[@SteelBallRunner]

This is, huh... wow

[@satansauce666]

Did you listen to Nasum?

[@Malkav65]

How did it affect your view of MULTI- NATIONAL CORPO- RATIONS

[@Tom-hz1pi]

Warm and bad

[@AsukaLangleyS02]

Wow it took you a shitty music genre to figure out basic things is pretty sad.

[@racer24t]

Can we get a 'Even More Bastardized history of Metalcore '?

[@ognjenmilenkovic3050]

@@wilfordgrimley4339 yeah right. Say that to Killswitch Engage, Hatebreed and All that remains

[@alexbaribeault]

Wether you like it or not, Metalcore is a respectable music genre

[@user-dj6lj1dl1c]

racer24t i dont think hes into the new stuff

[@mysticsaxophone4181]

@@alexbaribeault Is it though

[@JustThreeBoyz1]

No

[@UninstalledGamer]

Funny thing about Seth Putnam (the founder of AxCx) is that his favorite band was the Village People who are well known for being an LGBT band

[@dontrestnow]

6:54 the way he mispronounced Brujeria had me dying laughing

[@GeneWillowMusic]

Good job, thanks. But I'm surprised you didn't even mention European porn grind like Cock and Ball Torture, Rompeprop, Gut, Gutalax and similar. It's quite a unique subdirection of grind - not only topically, but also musically.

[@viviennekomatsu]

Pornogrind the best music ever

[@GaminTrollsFrmCanada]

I've seen pig repair man live, their great!

[@EdH4833]

Thank you for mentioning deep wound, you’re a real one

[@ecwfaithful]

You have earned yourself a subscription, and if I may put in a recommendation, it may be a touch out of your wheelhouse, but I'd love to see a bastardized history of cowpunk.

[@Terroreign]

you look good did you cut your hair?