A Boy With Horse Teeth - Baba Booey Song Parody

Performed by America - A Boy With Horse Teeth
Theres a guy named tox-a toothey, hes gonna be with howard for life
And his teeth are huge and green and stink, their as big as a kitchen sink
He screws up everything that he does, basic working skills he lacks
His breath is hot and his gums are dry, you can hear them when his fat lips smack
I'm telling the story of the boy with horse teeth
Their as green as a funeral wreath
Hes so dopey, he wont come in from the rain
If you look in his eyes you can see theres no brain
Ba-ba-ba ba ba booey...
Hes got 14lb. incisors, he carries around in his head
Hes 30 years old and he collects cartoons you could swear he was brain dead
The only thing this imbecile cares about is getting autographs of barney and fred
Well I was just brought coffee from a boy with horse teeth, and his gums look real diseased
His new haircut makes him look like a chimp and his front tooth is the size of a blimp
Fa-fa fafafooey, and he looks like Mr. Ed
Fa fa fafafooey, from the neck up the boy is dead
After brushing his big putrid teeth his foul grey gums start to reak
His choppers are huge and green and stink they're as big as a hockey rink (go Rangers)
Takes an ocean of mouth wash just to freshen his breath and keeps things from getting gooey
Robin Quivers wants to fire his ass but Howard loves that fafa fooey
I've told you the story of the boy with horse teeth
His two front choppers are as big as your feet
Hes so dopey and barely toilet trained,
When you look in his face you can see theres no brain
Ma ma ma monkey, wont you give his lips a lick
Ma ma ma monkey, his mouth will make you sick
Ba ba ba ba ba booey...

[@tonyreyes3780]

Jackie’s hoots in the backround makes this infinitely funnier

[@jackiemartling]

u always knew which bits Jackie wrote by his hoots.

[@fafafooey8776]

F Jackie

[@jamie.777]

Absolutely agree, 💯 and u know it's the lyrics he wrote 🤣

[@onie4024]

Love Jackie's cackling in the background!! I can't even fathom working in such an absolutely hysterical environment...

[@davidlarsen-tj4tn]

Best song parody in the history of show. Jackie always laughed harder on the lines he wrote! Hahaha

[@apolloforabetterfuture4814]

There's multiple verses a bridge. God damn. The baba best of parody songs.

[@smoothoperator7023]

Jackie laughing! 🤣

[@bonethuggerz]

Jackie laugh XD

[@paktype]

Howard doesn't do this kind of stuff anymore.

[@TheZep77]

an all time classic

[@stevezisk3415]

Brilliant with Jackie Laughs

[@zodiacloveteam]

I LOVE how they actually got the band America to do this

[@johnk7668]

f lennon and mccartney the best songwriting partnership of all time "martling and norris"

[@jamie.777]

possibly the greatest Parody Song in the history of stern (tied with "we cant free oj") this has it all - you got the original artist performing the song live - you got Jackie losing his mind listening to the lyrics he wrote, and it makes fun of Gary's Gums and Teeth - JUST CLASSIC!

[@MikeCee7]

I thought the parody was: “old Blck oj” (aka “Looky Looky Here”)

[@jamie.777]

@@MikeCee7 We can't Free OJ was a different song than looks here. I wanna find it now 😇

[@MikeCee7]

@@jamie.777 I’ve seen some people spell it (refer to it in other videos) as: “Lookie Lookie here”

[@MikeCee7]

@@jamie.777 and follow that phrase with: “Old bl-ck OJ” (juice)

[@VanPebble]

this is one of my favorite parodies from the Stern show ever!

[@TO-vw3sy]

Jackie in the background kills me

[@joeychiarolanza6310]

Green as funeral wreath

[@jonathanwpressman]

great line

[@bbv001]

i love the gary bashing...he is so arrogant on the sirius show..he needs to remember who he is and that is baba booey

[@kaktuskock]

So awesome that someone posted this classic. Taped it off my stereo back in the day, and after getting rid of all my old cassettes I never thought id hear it again. BTW, the second Fa Fa verse is; "from the neck up the boy is dead."

[@TeslaFamilyTravels]

I miss Jackie's "WHOOP!"

[@zappahart2]

I still can't get enough of this song

[@RonJohnson-so4no]

by far the best I've heard so far good job dude

[@sodguy69]

Back when the Stern song parodies we’re good

[@amypricemarcotte]

my late husband and I lived for sterns E shows! anyone remember the cartoon of gary evolving from a fish with big lips and teeth to a neanderthal type after coming out of the ocean? TOOOO funny! how can I find it?

[@zestygreek]

ba ba booey to yall

[@GonnaSin]

""He's got 14lb incisors." LMFAO!!!

[@justinandsheba]

LOL

[@c0m4g1bb]

One of the contenders up there with Cabbie's Paint it black

[@michaelpignatello3117]

Funny. Typical Jackie laugh

[@Georgios16]

Amazing song.

[@samantharae9974]

I saw the video and I laughed I laughed so much I had to press on the video the song is quite good relaxing with the pictures are hilarious I hope I hope you post more love bones

[@BarrySmith70]

I bet that America was horrified when they learned what they gotten themselves into!

[@renogomez1918]

Lol 2024?

[@electricianron_New_Jersey]

funniest shit ever

[@Frequent200FLYswimmer]

Anyone have a link to the live video of this being sung as in showing Howard and the crew and the singer?

[@evilgary747]

Fa fa Foley

[@zappahart2]

the best ever!!

[@jcbbb]

So we can calculate there's about 30k REAL hardcore stern fans today

[@hammersmashedface6059]

Fafa floo hi

[@thraxman]

@ElSergioRocks June 3, 1994 I believe...

[@LawrenceRoss]

thraxman yep. Dewey and Jerry also performed the song at the Cleveland funeral, where the wires were cut during the broadcast.

[@GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable]

CLASSIC

[@jayogden82]

I lost it at 14 pound incisors 🤣

[@shaunryan6646]

I don’t care if he’s making $5 million a year now. Nothing is worth the abuse Gary has taken over the past 30 years.

[@BigDogCha]

TaTa Toothy!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@thraxman]

Yeah, Gary owns the top ten as far as stern show parody songs... The BooeyMcguire is another great one to check out.

[@thraxman]

Awesome to hear friend.... BTW: Verse updated :)

[@inutero10]

Lmao

[@AdamsInc71]

#Classic

[@icatchrye]

Definitely.

[@BENGUCCI]

Go Rangers

[@ElSergioRocks]

what year did this happen?

[@justinandsheba]

Noineteen noinety noine.

[@ShantyIrishman]

Go Rangers!

[@paktype]

Who wrote this song? Jackie?

[@jonlate4581]

paktype Most likely, since he's the one laughing the hardest. Fred and Jackie wrote just about everything.

[@tjfats2]

Still my favorite Baba song It was so funny the singer said grums Sadly I just lost my SiriusXM subscription (had since late 2005) and can't listen to Stern anymore.....so fucking pissed Anyone know where I can dl the show or stream it for free or anything PLEASE send me a message thx

[@bananayams1819]

You got out at the right time my friend

[@EFB562EFB]

EFB 562 ST6 HLD EFB