A Brimming Glass of Spiders

[@ranpoolz]

I’m sorry, there’s a fly in my spiders.

[@ravecentral7667]

Don’t worry it will be eaten by the spiders

[@sleepycaprine]

Don’t shout about it, the rest will start wanting one too!

[@kingofthelimes4670]

No, that's your reflection... wait wrong joke

[@anonym3]

not for long!...

[@justalyssa5871]

Extra protein!

[@TheAlbinoskunk]

I simultaneously love and hate the internet

[@liviquail]

TheAlbinoskunk Same

[@choco_jack7016]

it fills you with confusination

[@thom4s033]

Mood

[@yellowly7614]

It's been 4 years. How do you feel about the internet now?

[@pumpkinoligarchy6626]

Same

[@geronimostanding5145]

"Would you like the soup or salad?" " Oh the super salad sounds wonderful."

[@matrixphijr]

Reminiscent of, "Could I see the menu please?" "The men I please are none of your business."

[@SpottyGem]

@@matrixphijr ?

[@matrixphijr]

@@SpottyGem What? You don't get it? Do I seriously have to explain 'menu please'?

[@SpottyGem]

@@matrixphijr nah more like where did that come from out of nowhere

[@matrixphijr]

@@SpottyGem Out of nowhere? You think I just made it up on the spot or something? He made a pun involving a waiter/diner conversation, so it reminded me of another one I've heard before. I didn't think it was that strange.

[@nicowantscoffee]

As an Aussie, I was confused for a moment, since we have a drink called a spider

[@Ghostly-00]

What kind of drink is it? :o

[@nicowantscoffee]

@@Ghostly-00 its a soft drink/soda (usually lemonade) with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it.

[@Ghostly-00]

@@nicowantscoffee Ooohhh that sounds good!

[@FlyingDominion]

In the U.S. we call that a float. The soda is usually root beer.

[@THuang-lt1ob]

of course thats a thing in australia

[@uglyferalcat149]

Ah, nothing quenches my thirst quite like a refreshing glass of arachnids

[@ClaireIsLiterallyMeFrFr]

Yeah, the spider drink is so good, but why is it called a spider when it’s just ice cream and soda?

[@danteezy945]

I prefer ants

[@ashtonperry4969]

@@danteezy945 Whats an ant?

[@lucaswoods1725]

DoUSpeekLama some form of my plastic insect created by the government so ant eaters have something to eat

[@ashtonperry4969]

@@lucaswoods1725 thank you!

[@CPUGoddessBlanc]

Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Cannibalism?

[@deactivated399]

Undertale

[@Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee]

Bruh

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Still sounds like cannibalism

[@justas423]

That's cannibalism

[@vile2818]

One Christmas night, it got really cold outside. So my mom lovingly made me a hot cup of apple spider.

[@louiepikmin3184]

Underrated

[@Eclipsefrfr]

y u m

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Delicious

[@FiSH-iSH]

spider cider. *spider cider.* *_spider cider._*

[@ZOMNIZOB]

*AHAHAGAGAJASFJHEBADS*

[@Ven-zg3fj]

“Trick or bear!” “Bear?” “He has chosen the bear!” *loud roars in the distance*

[@alexbachelor631]

Can I change my choice to trick

[@TrueAnts1]

The trick is also a bear!

[@theguywithsomething8634]

The trick was in believing you ever had a choice. The bear was a bear.

[@OLBastholm]

I read that as beer

[@CrimsonAkato]

@@OLBastholm that's the treat

[@JuiceBlossom]

I can never sleep without a warm glass of spiders~

[@deluxe5913]

Grell? You like spiders before you sleep?! O_O

[@JuiceBlossom]

It's my secret beauty method, dear~ My darling Sebastian recommend it to me!

[@deluxe5913]

Sebastian, eh? Maybe I should try it....

[@pseuclonarne]

Danielle Larose you sleep eat spiders anyway.(you ever weigh yourself before and after bed and find you gained a pound overnight? do you know how many spiders that takes?) the body needs them. I for one would rather know exactly how many spiders i had swallowed that day and of which types. better to satisfy the craving while conscious.

[@georgeofhamilton]

+fuck google plus fuck youtube fuck these new comments Well, I suppose that I should expect such misinformation from someone with that username.

[@austinwang2000]

But mom I- Drink your spiders honey.

[@austinwang2000]

We did it everyone. We made it to a thousand. I've waited two years for this glorious moment.

[@bigbro6175]

Oskain 123 Gaming woe

[@DominoBuilds]

WOw

[@tylerpeters8118]

I can't not read it in the video's voice.

[@hobogiraffipollo1096]

Austin Wang Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.

[@oliviaotakusama101]

In Australia we have actual drinks call spiders. They consist of vanilla ice cream topping on soft drinks and have nothing to do with real spiders.

[@ERR0RC0DE2]

Im still not gonna try it

[@HaloInverse]

...you're telling me that Australia, the Land of Deadly Everything, has a drink _called "spiders"_ which actually has _no_ spiders in it? I am skeptical about this.

[@ERR0RC0DE2]

@@HaloInverse me too

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

No, we do. So I found this video confusing because I initially thought she was making him a drink and not pouring a glass of literal spiders.

[@HaloInverse]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 Just to be clear, I completely accept that Australians would, and do, drink spiders. That's not the part I'm skeptical about.

[@negativeiquser5295]

meanwhile, somewhere in a alternate universe: "we have spiders, fly's, beetles, water, dung beetles-" "water?" "water it is, then" "no that wasn't--" but she was already pouring him a brimming glass of water

[@eric_moore-6126]

*flies

[@jaydenwilton5279]

*fly is

[@chasington5102]

*flies is

[@ghostiful]

*files

[@someweirdowhoknowsyourloca1020]

The poor man just wanted a glass of spiders

[@nouveaucrevette]

this reminds me of a restaurant thing: "so, what would you recommend?" the man asks the waiter. the waiter answers "well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees." the man is confused "the bees?" "HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES" the waiter shouts into the kitchen a loud booming roar can be heard from the depths of the kitchen "THE BEES"

[@thelapisfreak6963]

Yes.

[@mediocreicerinkparodies1099]

LUKUH LUBUH

[@jonperkins4460]

NOO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEEES AHHHHH!!

[@kevintrang3007]

The man's name was Nicholas Cage

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

*_*Cue restaurants swindling customers into buying expensive specials with confusing names_**

[@Azure_fae]

"Would you like something to drink. We have water, milk, juice, treason, Dr.Pepper--" "Treason?" "It's treason then" "No, that wasn't--" But palpatine was already spinning towards the jedi masters.

[@jmakk2967]

😂

[@wispthevulpix7857]

Alright I admit it, this one got me

[@alhbrt9851]

This is so underrated

[@GirlWhy31]

Omfg XD

[@ajfiaewoipaweipefawejpfwoe1049]

fucking quality take my like

[@Tdogredman]

you try to drink the glass of spiders. it's been here for a while. its stuck to the table.

[@11atron]

+TdogRedman glued to the table by the web

[@z3r070000]

+TdogRedman the thought that the mouse might one day drink the glass of spiders fills you with determination?

[@Goatmeal]

Knowing that one day, the mouse may finally be able to un-stick the cup and drink the spiders... it fills you with determination.

[@Hdusiekwbshsjs]

TdogRedman Undertale has ruined this for me.

[@noahboddie3482]

Sentient Salamander I'm glad you're​ such a snowflake a game you will never play and don't care about has ruined this 13 second skit for you. Really I'm happy for you.

[@ruix89]

When you think there's "Are you sure? Yes or No" option.

[@popatochisps6712]

You mean, ❤️Yes. No.

[@goldenheart__]

me in literally any video game making a choice

[@Marnige]

That reminds me of the WhatsApp call function. A simple misclick and the call starts and records down your embarrassing mistake.

[@slavishentity6705]

@@popatochisps6712 undertale was in 2015 ♥️EXIT RESET

[@NulliosG]

Reminds me of “Trick or yeet” “*Yeet?*” “Yeet it is”

[@seantaggart7382]

Kris: AAAAAAAA *ow* Me: you landed On my wings! Kris: sorry

[@custard_paradox]

step one: calmly approach child step two: yeet the child

[@beckel3593]

Yeet

[@lad1935]

@@custard_paradox "causally approach child"

[@gleamingfoonyman]

@@seantaggart7382 Pretty sure it’s Frisk who gets yeeted.

[@MagikarpPoop]

I hope that when I die, there's gravestones playing videos cause I would have this on loop

[@xRiverxAMV]

Motion sensors

[@MagikarpPoop]

xRiverxAMV You've provided me with the answer my friend. Thank you so much!

[@readmydescifyouwant650]

That would be the best invention of the future. *Ever.*

[@PixelSlayer247]

That seriously is a great idea.

[@kaisertreu6276]

Wow, this gals mind is in 2070.

[@Jodabomb24]

The last line sounds terrifying if you slow the playback speed.

[@j0ker261]

It all is

[@rainbowpoptart9030]

Yes...that’s true

[@renzo8899]

WHO KNEW THE BACKGROUND SOUND OF THIS VIDEO

[@nineix9438]

When she says juice slowly it sounds like Jews

[@atryeedhar6888]

Thank you now I can't gt it out of my head.

[@randomyoutuber4189]

Subtitles: “she was already pouring on a relentless subscriber”

[@nandarani4002]

Hahah ikr lol

[@somedudewhospamsballoons2707]

And then he earned 210.000 subscribers

[@gleamingfoonyman]

“fighters fighters it is then”

[@Dfl_jason]

@@gleamingfoonyman yeah that's also real fun

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

I choked on my spit laughing at this

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

This reminds me of the halloween thing: It's Halloween night and a man hears his doorbell ring. He grabs the bowl of candy and opens the door. The children exclaim,"Trick or Bear!" The man is confused. "Bear?" He asks? "HE HAS CHOSEN BEAR." One child proclaims. In the distance, the man hears the growl of a bear, coming nearer.

[@J4hk2]

Mr Temporal No he clearly got beared.

[@LinkleMcA]

Boy you must be happy. He just did that one!

[@DT-267K]

I choked on my drink when I read this.

[@charliea2181]

I would have upvoted, but it was on 666 and I didn't want to ruin it

[@tynkerbellvod]

This one reminds me of the applebee's one. a waiter come over to ask the customer what he whats to order, "Would you like apples or bees?" The customer is confused, "Bees?" The waiter yells, "THE MAN HAS CHOSEN BEES! BRING THE BEES!" The customer heard a slight buzzing coming closer.

[@voidfirestudios]

"WELCOME TO APPLEBEES WOULD YOU LIKE APPLES, OR BEES?" "..bees?" "HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES" "Wait no-" *waiter walking up, shaking a jar of angry bees* "wAIT NO-"

[@_novalight]

I should be eating cereal right now but I'm laughing harder than I should and I refuse to get out of bed-

[@cameronmorgan2347]

Nic Cage recommends this

[@fridgemancer]

Waiter: welcome to applebees Friend: I’ll have the apple Me: ok,😬 I guess I’ll have the bees...

[@nyeommyeom]

NOOOO NOT THE BEEEEEES-

[@spookylemon9200]

You stole this

[@cupcakesbiggestfan7954]

*Plot twist: the reason he was reluctant about the spiders was because he, too, was a spider and did not want to drink the blood of his brethren*

[@jananapanda367]

MrRagequit Yeah I think with widows tho, it might be obvious but I don’t really look into stuff about spiders qwq

[@Disturbed_Banana_Man]

@MrRagequit it is....

[@four7685]

Consume the weak, feed the strong

[@cupcakesbiggestfan7954]

@MrRagequit "In the majority of cases a female spider kills and eats a male before, during, or after copulation." - Wikipedia "Some female spiders allow their young to eat them alive, a new study says. ... When she is almost depleted, the offspring will crawl onto her and start eating her. Spiderlings eat a female spider alive in a process called matriphagy, or mother-eating." - National Geographic *damn*

[@silvergrove8517]

@@cupcakesbiggestfan7954 that's...a special kind of fucked up.

[@zarekjones8263]

"Giant Enemy Spider?" "Giant Enemy Spider it is then." "Wait... I..." But the boss music had already started.

[@erikhieronymus7015]

Spider makes jump attack!

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

**DARK SOULS GIANT ENEMY SPIDER BEGINS PLAYING**

[@LadyOkamiAmaterasu]

OH GOD GET THE PIKMIN

[@ToSP.]

Broodmother Lysrix: who hath someone’s the ancient boss spider

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

Fighting the Spider Queen in Don’t Starve be like

[@albingrahn5576]

forget about the spiders, who is this poor Dr.Pepper that got liquified?

[@psimaster]

I'm more worried about water...I knew him in high school

[@its3amsleep]

Juice was my brother, hasn’t seen him in years 😔

[@theb2rd]

Poor milk, he was my friend in 3rd grade... I miss him...

[@bellkim2284]

Uhm.. So you guys are the people they were begging to see? Ah, sorry.

[@BOOMdaGOD]

@@theb2rd my dad is still trying to find him

[@Mega-P71]

I love how he was confused about the spiders. The real question is . . *Who's DR. Pepper and why are we drinking him?!*

[@Mega-P71]

@Alyssa Tenorio I meant to tag them not you whoops

[@Mega-P71]

@@ZeroTwoOne021 I'm thinking of the guy on the Dr. Pepper commercials

[@Spartan8492]

I don't know the who, but the why, is because people are delicious.

[@JosephDutra]

Best drink ever created!

[@feral-introvert]

because he deserves it

[@3iknet327]

You could make a religi- *No, don't*

[@Kuriboh1008]

DO

[@CheeseyBreezey]

Most definitely do.

[@metal3978]

Actually most of it's water.

[@3iknet327]

@@metal3978 ur on a rock floating in space

[@metal3978]

@@3iknet327 We can make a religion out of this.

[@sabrinazz4662]

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper--" "Milk?" "Spiders- wait, milk?" "Milk it is, then" "Wait what, that wasn't--" But he was already drinking a brimming glass of moo juice.

[@mcbedo6568]

Smart

[@josephinaschneider5750]

I'll take the milk

[@Julia-oe9xl]

@@nimoy007 no i think they meant it that way

[@Julia-oe9xl]

@@nimoy007 i think the 'customer' says "milk it is then" as a sort of way to finalize his decision. In that way, it does make sense. The person offering the drinks would then be confused

[@Elegiast]

That’s a good twist.

[@bishop5989]

"What do you want to eat? We have bread, a p p l e, eggs, vøíđ, orang-" "Vøíđ?" "Vøíđ it is." "No wait-" But the fabric of reality was already being broken

[@shovelknight9417]

Radiance: Would you like something to drink? We have Apple Juice, Blackcurrant, Infection, Mountai- The Hollow Knight: Infection? Radiance: Infection it it then. The Hollow Knight: No wait- *But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of infection.*

[@seantaggart7382]

@@shovelknight9417 OH GOD

[@shovelknight9417]

@@seantaggart7382 Those characters are from hollow knight :D

[@seantaggart7382]

@@shovelknight9417 k

[@helio3928]

Dang it Gaster, not again

[@vickii1957]

"Welcome to Apple Bees would you like the apples or the bees?" "B-Bees!?" "He has selected the bees" "Wait, NO-" _approaches menacingly shaking a jar of bees_

[@sn0wblake]

"K-kokichi???? Stop!!!!1!" -Shuichi saihara, probably about to die

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

AHHHH MY EYES!!! THEY'RE STINGING MY EYES!!!

[@quadrodetic3369]

This legit made my morning. Thank you.

[@erinhollow773]

I knew this one would be in these comments somewhere

[@noahluppe]

Not the BEEEEES

[@vivecsarmiger5398]

Reminds me of halloween. Two children approach the house's door. They ring the doorbell. A shadowy figure opens the door. "Face or candy!" The figure says. "Face?" One child asks. The shadowy figure rips off the child's face, and slams the door shut. German fairy tales, am I right? (2-year-later edit: This is not an actual German fairy tale).

[@xCorvus7x]

I don't remember that one from Grimm's collection. What's the name?

[@ggmann13]

Fuckin metal

[@ihaveaverygoodchanneliswea4728]

What’s your favourite Halloween treat honey? ME LIKE FACE

[@vivecsarmiger5398]

@@ihaveaverygoodchanneliswea4728 When face hunting at Halloween make sure to pick your favorite flavor.

[@avni868]

I--

[@cat9246]

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, yo-yo, Dr.pepper--" "Yo-yo?" "Yo-yo it is, then." "Wait that wasn't" "But the yo-yo master would not answer. She just kept on yo-ing."

[@Professional_Dumbass]

underrated vine comemnt

[@PocketBroccoli]

I love it so much

[@SonOfSparda3139]

meanwhile in the distance: moon lord has been defeated

[@matteussilvestre8583]

Just imagine, a toy water gun. That shoots spiders.

[@broookee.]

I would seriously build an underground spider-proof bomb shelter because of my major case of Arachnophobia.

[@jakubdura828]

Spider gun~ Spider gun~ Does whatever spider gun does~

[@ytuser4562]

woganmogan920 oh dear god

[@themaxterz0169]

A toy water gun that shoots water made out of toys

[@yootdoot]

muffet would use that

[@discomacabre1]

“Welcome to the restaurant, what entreé would you like?” the waiter asks. “What do you have?” you ask him. “Garlic bread, dough balls, raccoons, antipasto and tomatoes,” he responds “Raccoons?” you ask, confused. The waiter grins like a maniac. “HE HAS CHOSEN THE RACCOONS!” “No, no wait-“ you protest. You hear the echoing sound of thousands of small clawed paws sprinting across the floorboards, and are paralysed as the raccoons advance upon you.

[@isytha5324]

Underrated

[@comrade-princesscelestia4907]

Antipasta?

[@discomacabre1]

Doctor Doom Is it antipasta? I thought it was antipasto.

[@comrade-princesscelestia4907]

@@discomacabre1 Oh lol no, I thought it was antimatter pasta or some shit

[@discomacabre1]

Doctor Doom pasta that is made hours after you eat it

[@bellhop_phantom]

this sounds like something rick riordan would put in one of his books

[@shadowspector3611]

I was wondering why I found the prose so familiar.

[@justlearnedwhatahandleis]

Or Toby fox in one of his games

[@theskitdiddler2544]

It does but it shouldn’t be said so please stop

[@oswin849]

Ikr? At first I could have sworn I'd read this in Percy Jackson or something similar

[@seantaggart7382]

Percy: believe me i know he would Me: yeah i know he would Sadly the final book for apollo came and now he's gone from the team But I wonder what he will do next? Irish myths? Native American myths? Who knows!

[@schrodingerscat7836]

"Hi my name is Michael with a B and I'm afraid of bugs-" "Wait, where's the b?" *"Theres a bee?!"*

[@CadetGriffin]

"No, where's the _letter_ B?" "Oh. Then where be what letter?" "The letter B _in your name!"_ "Oh, that's in my last name: Witherby. Why'd you ask?"

[@MH3Raiser]

Criminally underrated comment

[@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp]

🅱️ichael

[@smallsingingelephants]

@@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp bicycle

[@yumine_]

This is gold

[@Thederpman4]

reminds me of eddie izzard "cake or death?" "Death?" "He has chosen death!" "No, no, wait, I didn't mean I wanted death." ....

[@warriormaiden9829]

"Uhhh, death please! No, wait! I meant cake!" "Ah ah ah, you said death first!" 🤣

[@marieisthebestsquidsister]

_well I meant cake. :(_

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

@@marieisthebestsquidsister Oh alright! You're lucky we're Church of England!

[@optimistprime3192]

“We’re running out of cake at this rate”

[@fisch37]

I suggest a slight change! "Cake or death?" "Death?" "So you have chosen... Death" "No, wait!"

[@4dollsandamovie]

*KZbin:* "Let's freak everyone out and recommend this to everyone today even though it's from 6 years ago."

[@no_social_skill1369]

yeah

[@Smog420]

Agree

[@malayus7155]

for real

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

wtf even is this?

[@Gemini-Lion]

Exactly

[@MechagirlSachiko]

[Muffet serves you a cup of spiders]

[@0ctaviaPony]

+White Heart Ahuhuhu~

[@fami5893]

+White Heart /me pays muffet 10 gold to oh god pls stahp muffet y.

[@Sqwerp]

+White Heart THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT THE SPIDER CIDER IS

[@MegamanBattleNetwork3]

Purple's more your color, dear! Ahuhuhu!

[@peasantswithgunpowder3855]

+Reinstalt moska Say what.

[@LyssTheCorgi]

Undertale fans: "Just a normal day!" *Sips spider cider

[@dawidek4267]

I fucking hate all undertale fans, but i like the game

[@VoidAndCold]

@@dawidek4267 So you hate yourself? Same.

[@foxylost4172]

Apple Spider

[@Turquoise_Rush]

@@dawidek4267 jeez what did we do to you.

[@cupofspiders5830]

ahuhuhu

[@raviosolaire]

this shows up in my recommended semi regularly. I'm not disappointed.

[@trollman_2345]

True.

[@sashascool]

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, Spanish Inquisition, Dr. Pepper--" "Spanish Inquisition?" "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" "No, that wasn't-" But she was already making a meme about not expecting the Spanish Inquisition

[@experi-mentalproductions5358]

Ah, a fellow Pythonist... welcome to the cult...

[@thenewfrien4016]

I want a meme about water

[@mochisprite9779]

lmao *nobody expects-- the spanish inquisition!*

[@anonym3]

well done.

[@jessiehogue.]

Damn. Wasn't expecting that.

[@inky.inkerton]

"Here you go. Your cup of Apple Spiders." "No, I said Apple Cider."

[@ilovethelight777]

"Did you say Spider Cider?"

[@minameispi4289]

@@ilovethelight777 did you steal that dearie?~

[@ilovethelight777]

@@minameispi4289 I was making a Muffet reference. Did someone happen to make the same comment?

[@FanFoRlYfE]

@@ilovethelight777 dont worry they were just quoting muffet lmao

[@ilovethelight777]

@@FanFoRlYfE I'm aware.

[@fblthp437]

When she leaves the room to pour you a glass, you take a peek inside the fridge. There is no dr pepper, no milk. Only spiders. Spiders and the mad delusion of a mind long ago broken. Behind you, you hear, "You know my secret. You must join them."

[@Buphido]

I feel like the last part doesn’t fit, but it’s bone chilling otherwise.

[@voidbite]

"Behind you, you hear, "You know my secret. You must join them."" This part kind of breaks the story.

[@madilyncummings1610]

this sounds like it could be from percy jackson.

[@HJPaige]

Quite honestly, upon first hearing this I thought it _was_ from a Percy Jackson book

[@cameron7441]

Am I missing something? Read all the books heroes of Olympus and trials of Apollo and don’t exactly get it?

[@grass666]

@@cameron7441 it's just written in a very similar style & is a similar kind of humor to the stuff in percy jackson

[@eyeleecat]

i dont even read the series and even i think it sounds like it could be from percy jackson

[@baileyrankin2252]

Yeah it does XD

[@lili-zy7qq]

Drinking the glass of spiders fills you with determination.

[@shinigamigoddess8024]

I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@Warappe69]

Sounds like P3P

[@isaiascanete6651]

This could be a Jojo quote

[@CaptainFalconRacer]

No it doesn't, it fills you with spiders

[@missterious711]

@@isaiascanete6651 it could, but I don't think it was intended to

[@prowers2623]

"Made by spiders, with spiders!" -Muffet

[@meatkirbo]

Missed the "For spiders" part.

[@sagoot]

I'm pretty sure undertale refrences this. There is a line that says: "Muffet pours you a cup of spiders".

[@tinybabybread]

Not only was "for spiders" missed, but there was never a "with spiders" It's "made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders"

[@ishaalimtiaz6715]

@@sagoot there was a sign in ruins that said that

[@jamcat1584]

When my friends come over: Me: so what you wanna do? Friend: what can we do? Me: we can doodle, search the Internet, commit a felony- Friend: felony? Me: felony it is And thats why you dont do drugs

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

How is it that play video games or watch Netflix isn’t on that list of activities ?

[@alexlasers1358]

TequilaMockingbird well you’re assuming they have the money to do that without committing a felony when obviously they need to commit a felony to get the money to pay for Netflix.

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

coilgunsand lasers if you have enough money to “surf the internet”, you have enough for the 5$ membership fee for Netflix

[@Keznen]

@TequilaMockingbird Not if you're stealing the neighbors' WiFi on a stolen laptop.

[@intalcu5610]

Plot twist: The activities were actually - Doodle your plans for committing murder - Search the Internet for tips on how to commit murder - Commit a felony (murder)

[@awkwardbirb5710]

So that's how you get rid of spiders, trick people into picking spiders.

[@CheeseyBreezey]

Until they lay eggs in the victim.

[@awkwardbirb5710]

@@CheeseyBreezey "But the spiders aren't my problem anymore by then."

[@bryce.4254]

“but she was already pouring on a relentless subscriber”. glad to see that closed captions are drunk again

[@SkyePanther25]

The closed captions need to go home and get sober, dude. They're not doing their rent and it's screwing us over!

[@bryce.4254]

Skye T. Bolden haha

[@intalcu5610]

They got drunk on “relentless subscribers”.

[@gamingoose5033]

When weren’t they dronk?

[@notmyname80]

Fighters? Fighters it is then.

[@DotboT3812]

"by spiders, for spiders, of spiders." -bake sale sign

[@Tegres1]

*Ron Weasley has left the chat*

[@pinkythepinkslime6170]

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.

[@Kuriboh1008]

@@pinkythepinkslime6170 He was not proud of it

[@thisismyusernameidk]

This just makes me thing of the universal Florida train ride from London to hogsmeade. If you know you knoe

[@aninditapaul9291]

I have left the chat along with him.

[@hetsteills2748]

@@Kuriboh1008 but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

Ah, years after finding a lovely animation of Muffet pouring Frisk _a brimming glass of spiders,_ I finally found the original voice clip. I should've known it was ProZD.

[@unhingednuzlockeyt9767]

Guy: *opens the door* Trick or Beat kids. Kid: beat...? Guy: *grabs a baseball bat* Beat it is then

[@juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945]

Jesus Christ man

[@giuliagarcia143]

You sound like my kind of person

[@baconbot62]

I choose to beat kids

[@calmdownkiddo9179]

Beat kids? 0.o Man, I'm going to call the fbi just you wait--

[@vullord666]

Just give them the vegetable to avoid jail

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

King Dragon sends his regards... And this care package full of spiders.

[@sketchytoasters4217]

This is like the Chef at Apple Bees one "Hi welcome to Apple Bees, would you like Apples or Bees?" The man sits down "Uh.. Bees?" The waitress smiles and yells "HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!" the chefs bursts out of the kitchen with a Beehive in his arms "THE BEES!!"

[@metra8604]

*T H E B E E S*

[@ardentskies]

Copied

[@MBZ_64]

@@ardentskies n o

[@ardentskies]

@@MBZ_64 y e s.

[@_red_crewmate]

@@ardentskies *n o*

[@chamanvao9194]

"no thanks aunty I'm not thirsty" "It's alright drink up"

[@whoopdee-doo6393]

*Muffet pours you a boiling hot glass of spiders... *Unsurprisingly, when you drink a spider, you instantly get 8th degree burns. *HP fully restored!

[@theuncalledfor]

The fuck kinda mods have you been playing?!

[@silenceexe9439]

I am disturbed by this.

[@zayl777]

Silence EXE he meant Muffet's HP is fully restored, due to vampirism

[@MidoriDragon]

Ah like the Phlegethon from Greek mythology

[@lilcutiegacha7013]

OwO

[@Trolled-hc6qk]

“Trick or death!” “Death?” “SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN, DEATH”

[@allie_dear]

**But SCP 049 had already cured the pestilence from inside you**

[@BoojumFed]

Oooh! Cake, please!

[@eric_moore-6126]

The trick also leads to death.

[@KoyasuNoBara]

So, funnily enough, I asked my sister to pour some milk for me last night, and she joked, "Sorry, the cups are all full of spiders."

[@RpiesSPIES]

She joked? Sure, tell yourself that.

[@angelwalton5274]

Your sister _is_ a spider

[@abidavonack9983]

@@angelwalton5274 I should be sleeping but I'm laughing so hard right now

[@IrvingIV]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorōgumo

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Thanks, Irving IV.

[@notevenusingthisanymorelol]

Why was this recommended to me in 2020- Actually, I'm fine with this

[@kingfordvr5863]

I understand that I got this in my recommendations because I’m australian

[@mavendeo]

Because what is 2020 if not a brimming glass of spiders?

[@CheeseyBreezey]

The arachnopocalypse is right around the corner after all

[@gamingoose5033]

Same

[@josephinaschneider5750]

It's 2021 now

[@brimcd]

"Would you like something to drink?" , Dumbledore asked *calmly* .

[@wikansaktianto9215]

But The Director told the opposite "Oh my god, so many saliva..AH"

[@Ryusuta]

"Not so loud, sir! Everyone in the restaurant will want one."

[@cassieschwing4845]

My brother wants this played at his funeral, I do as well.

[@uhhhscizo6531]

Who's gonna do it first?

[@playnothack]

mmmmmm.... spiders are the best drink for a growing boy

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

POV: You're looking at comments newest first because all the good jokes were taken.

[@Gandalf_the_White]

Guys, this was before undertale

[@Freashplayer]

Gandalf The White you need to understand anything that can be vaguely related to Undertale will induce an Undertale reference. It's a law of nature.

[@Gandalf_the_White]

Freash Flash *sigh*

[@moonlighteevee777]

People are relating this to Undertale because someone made an animation of this with Frisk and Muffet from Undertale.

[@moonlighteevee777]

@mlp is the worst creation made by mankind true.

[@sonikamidnight7952]

@Cosmo Kong AKA Cosmological expansion Dong You need to understand anything that could vaguely related to *JoJo obviously will be a motherf*cking JoJo Reference, because it is me, **_KONO DIO DA_*

[@clementine596]

I love that while he’s reading the last sentence you can hear someone in the background saying “So many spiders AH”

[@harshtarsier2909]

‘Oh my god why are there so many spiders AH!’

[@oswin849]

Probably Ron Weasly lol

[@orangee3187]

This is how spiderman was made.

[@oswin849]

underrated comment

[@mannypena4810]

*Muffet pours you a glass of spiders *This seems.... familiar

[@spooket8464]

"Would you like a spider cider or a spider donut with that deary?~"

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

Are you RPing as Muffet?

[@spooket8464]

@@darrenaqilawangsech8652 I was quoting muffet

[@kirbymlgnes1482]

This man replied to a 9 month old comment and OP actually responded

[@ballmonokuma1229]

rookie numbers, I replied to a 3 year old comment and they replied back before

[@googleplusisgone9435]

@@kirbymlgnes1482 I once responded to like a...was it...6 year old comment or something and OP responded Edit: Remembered it wrong. It was an 8 year old comment and OP responded to someone else - but still, the OP responded to an 8 year old comment.

[@mothimas]

The fight against Muffet in a nutshell

[@FiSH-iSH]

accurate.

[@antitheist3206]

666 likes? **likes comment** Suck on that, internet!

[@Deschutron]

@@antitheist3206 I'm seeing 777.

[@themanbehindtheslaughter3135]

*you equip spiders*

[@ezra_destroyer_of_flies]

@@themanbehindtheslaughter3135 wow even the man behind the slaughter himself commented on this

[@TheGreatMeme]

"What would you like today, sir?" The waiter asked. "Uhm, what do you have?" The customer asked. "We have Chicken, Steak, Wasp Stew, Mus-" "Wasp Stew?" "Wasp Stew, it is." Before the customer can tell him no, some stew is delivered to him, full of angry, soaking wet wasps.

[@AfterYouu00]

Its ok i like my wasps wet

[@originalfinalslasher]

@@AfterYouu00 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gamingoose5033]

“AAAAHHHH! NOOOO! IM ALLERGIC TO WASPS!” Is what he would’ve said if his windpipe hadn’t swollen shut.

[@drawingwithshadow4567]

Not gonna lie, when I read the word 'chicken' I thought it said 'children'

[@chaitearia]

“Spiders“ Kurapika: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

[@meatkirbo]

"first comes rock."

[@killuashappiness7751]

God speed Killua if you didn’t know because it makes zero sense

[@Brievel]

I get that reference. :D

[@Amaiguri]

I heard in Australia, a "spider" is like... a special kind of drink. Can any Aussies please confirm?

[@TheOtakuforlife]

Amaiguri That's right! In Australia, a spider is a drink where you put ice cream in a type of soda (like coke for example)

[@Arcxzal]

TheOtakuforlife COOL

[@extrascript6622]

I think in America it’s called a float.

[@itsvairen334]

But she was already pouring a brimming glass of floats

[@bluerious5475]

TheOtakuforlife But that’s called a float...

[@nightsideprince]

Is this from a book? I need to read it.

[@runeanonymous9760]

Upon doing some Google Fu, I discovered it to be from a shitty MLP fanfic.

[@ProZD]

+Sophie “Chaotic Tracy” Georgopoulos Nope, it's by R.E. Morris, who writes short prose here: relative-pronoun.tumblr.com/

[@sandwich2473]

+Sophie “Chaotic Tracy” Georgopoulos Srsly? Wow. Well, comedy has to be somewhere in a pile of millions of millions of letters.

[@INFECTION112]

+Sophie “Chaotic Tracy” Georgopoulos Fun fact: Many fanfic writers are so unoriginal, they have the gall to copy someone else's work and post it online in the form of fanfiction.

[@BestOnThursdays]

+Sophie “Chaotic Tracy” Georgopoulos Haha I read this in a Harry potter Fanfic then again in the gravity falls fanfic I though it was some long-running joke or something

[@sincerecinnamon]

I love the feeling of taking a long sip of spiders and feeling them crawl down my throat. Always feels refreshing, doesn't it?

[@screamindog8772]

Y’know I could have went about my life without hearing that

[@awildunus8847]

Yes

[@sincerecinnamon]

@@screamindog8772 oh, my apologies. You are one of those people who hate to drink spiders without caterpillars to crawl down with them, how inconsiderate of me!

[@glamorouslynothere4785]

*the way you are poured a brimming glass of Spiders fills you with Determination

[@r0qyx]

*Save

[@theoverseer393]

this never gets old

[@specimenx4139]

@JayLeeBeanz I can confirm that it has not.

[@maggpiprime954]

"And you know how spiders uncurl and expand as they warm up..." " Right. Thanks. Goodbye."

[@holless]

I have reached the weird side of KZbin -and based off of this video it's awesome-

[@Cdog-vl3gk]

Juliana Lee tru tho

[@FiSH-iSH]

Welcome to the weird side, my friend. *is what i would have said if i hadn’t noticed that it’s been four years since this was commented.*

[@yootdoot]

it is

[@sagecolvard9644]

This is only surface-level weird. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO DEEPER? kzbin.info/www/bejne/amaWqJqpjLlod9E I am aware that this comment is 5 years old, it is my sworn duty to spread the strange.

[@yootdoot]

Sage Colvard it’s a fever dream not a youtube video

[@ladyalicent705]

In Australia we actually have a drink called a spider! It’s soft drink mixed with ice cream, and has nothing to do with the lady who drove my bus to school that was a spider!

[@TriAzF]

Damn is that an Australian term? Always thought that was what it was called in other countries as well

[@sp1derface646]

hello, this is an australian. we have a drink called a “spider” where it’s coke poured on vanilla ice cream and it creates delicious, fluffy coke foam and it is a 10/10 drink. but alas, nothing to do with spiders.

[@writer-anon-69]

How Muffet essentially acted before she realized she had Frisk for a complete misunderstanding:

[@what_memes_are_these9824]

"Would you like something to drink?" She asked calmly.

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

It's okay, she's just Australian and is actually making him a Float. Nothing to fear.

[@RandomSaucepan6477]

“ would you like something to drink?” She opened the fridge.” We have water, milk, poison, Dr Pepper-“ “Poison?” “Poison it is then” “ no that wasn’t-“ But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of arsenic

[@AwesomeRara]

@Callum Smith a person sized rat

[@dee779]

@@AwesomeRara N O

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Hitler:"If you do not want ze Poison anymore, can I drink it instead?"

[@RandomSaucepan6477]

@@johannesseyfried7933 😳

[@chrisriley2321]

You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic

[@robbyshenanigans255]

And this is why having a tea-party with Muffet is so difficult.

[@renzo8899]

WHO KNEW THE BACKGROUND SOUND OF THIS VIDEO

[@DezAmmySel]

If she invites you to her parlor, excuse yourself

[@mrstealyourdonkey6296]

“Would you like Nerf or Nothing?” “Nothing?” “Nothing it is then.” “Wait no that wasn’t-“ But an infinite void expanding throughout realities was already forming.

[@Bammah_]

yup nearly 7 years later and this is still one of the best jokes ever told

[@MissMeli-jk3fy]

Is nobody going to talk about that they have some "Dr.pepper" dude on the fridge??

[@SenkoMemes]

Ikr

[@AfterYouu00]

Isn't that a drink

[@Solcisss]

@@AfterYouu00 yep, it is

[@TheJayLordx]

@@AfterYouu00 He's lying to you, it isn't. That poor doctor has a wife and two beautiful children that miss him dearly. #freedrpepper come on guys he needs us right now get it trending

[@I_Am_Very_Scary]

@@AfterYouu00 r/woooooosh

[@minahirose1234]

Me; raised with strict manners to never be rude to a host: **sweats profusely**

[@classydays43]

How to make a spider: Add vanilla ice-cream to a tall glass, making sure you don't compact it down. You don't need too much. After, add Creaming Soda, preferably a good quality variant like Bundaberg or Kirks. Enjoy with a spoon.

[@redletto1511]

Thank you for the James Bucket video

[@zaptrap4802]

bucket

[@XDarksoulX1129]

"We have milk apple juice pictures of spider man and water" "Pictures of spider man?" JJ jameson: "give me those pictures of spider man!"

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

The fact that this came before undertale freaks me out

[@X33Ultras0und]

Imagine this as a dream for an arachnophobic person. Every night, for a whole year.

[@ananaithnid7495]

In Australia, that doesn't sound too bad. Soft drink and icecream.

[@--TOM--]

It's called a float in america

[@Brievel]

That's a float.

[@L0zza]

@@Brievel To you it is, but to Australians, it's a spider

[@L0zza]

@@--TOM-- And? This person is clearly Australian, so they wouldn't call it that.

[@--TOM--]

@@L0zza what's your point? I was just telling them what it's called in america. Because they probably didn't know

[@harmacist6623]

*Knock knock* My friend: "Hello? Is Noobly home?" Me, an introvert during quarantine: "Cowabunga or no?" My friend: "Cowa-?" *Me: "Cowabunga it is!"*

[@kimifw58]

...And then?

[@harmacist6623]

I cowabungad their butt outta there.

[@ZeroKelvin440]

Welcome to the Byrgenwerth cafeteria.

[@nekky9534]

Zero Kelvin would you like some ELDRITCH TRUTH with that?

[@dragonsdream4236]

EYES, EYES, GRANT US EYES

[@ruthlesslistener]

How about some tasty BRAIN FLUID to encourage you on your path to revelation?

[@2tired2p15]

ironically, everything in there makes me lose my lunch.

[@lavans5721]

@@dragonsdream4236 Dont you worry dear, there are plenty of eyes in this *BRIMMING GLASS OF SPIDERS*