A Burnt Monstrosity - Off Topic #98

[@fallenphoenix6522]

J: I don't think we can do the cinnamon rolls R: THE HELL WE CANT

[@d2beej]

A show with Jack and Ryan playing 2 different games and just shootin' the shit would actually be really cool.

[@Spartan-ir4qd]

just to go with their RTS talk, i think they should do age of empires.

[@immortalkoopah3138]

Team Same Voice with no webcams doing a let's Play together would sound like the same person playing co-op with themselves

[@WinterbornMT]

Necro AF but I agree. By now it might exist 😂

[@inanordinaryway]

Jack and Ryan should do a co-op strategy game where communication and teamwork is key. Like Portal 2 co-op mode

[@erikgardner4777]

Then they're never going to finish, I can bet they're going to fight over something that ruins their relationship completely

[@andrewcipparone6743]

They can do Human Fall Flat :D

[@thegreatninjaman]

Jack and Geoff need their own Duo playthrough series. we got Battle Buddies with Ryan and Jeramy, we got Play Pals with Gavin and Michael.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Team OG?

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I foresee that ending like a Random Bullshittery episode. Which is not a bad thing.

[@esemes16]

Give a man a Texas shaped waffle and make him happy for an hour, give 4 guys a Texas waffle maker and take 5 years off their lives.

[@sean5hmendes88]

28:05 Jack goes “wai-wai-wai-wait” in sync with the bread falling on the table 😂😂

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

18:26 I never have to wonder what four cavemen would do with a waffle maker anymore.

[@phucko6952]

bbr64 bbr64 Apparently, make Provolone Grilled Cheese. Huh.

[@gnomesaiyan1680]

"Is it plugged in?" "Yeah." "Awesome, pour some water on it!"

[@Bimmr]

I'd imagine a cooking show where they make what ever they feel like, featuring the Let's play crew would be pretty entertaining.

[@isabelchmontuenga]

Bimmr sooo, the student Life

[@Bimmr]

Exactly!

[@Jilly_Neutron]

Would blue apron still be willing to sponsor them though?

[@CaptainTim85]

Can we all give Ryan a round of applause for not flubbing at all with the ad-read like 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

[@reploid123]

Jack looks at Ryan in such utter disgust and disbelief when he say he's never had cinnamon toast crunch lool XD 1:20:37

[@SomeOfTheJuice]

Every time Jack says "we're makin' waffles," I just think of Donkey from Shrek.

[@xantaplays]

I would love you guys to do that ExtraLife segment idea! 'Cooking in all the wrong devices with the Mad King.' I have a sudden need for it to be a thing!

[@JeffCJY]

Despite having the same voice ironically Jack & Ryan are near complete opposites of each other.

[@anewhero1216]

Katawa Shoujo has an ending where, if you manage to avoid taking a route with one of the girls you end up on the roof with the mostly blind dude that lives across the hall from you, and you drink whiskey with him until you fall off the roof. The ending is called “The Deep End” That game is great.

[@valthorix7347]

Kenji route is the best route.

[@MrWheelman82]

Gotta love Kenji

[@loneraven442]

First ending i came across. I guess i was too indecisive about who i wanted to follow xD

[@KanuckStreams]

Katawa Shoujo (or, as Ryan calls it, "Katawa Shojew") is absolutely awesome. So cute, and actually has some interesting topics about disabilities.

[@MrWheelman82]

+Doctor Discord Most certainly, Hanako's route can spark some philosphical debate as well I actually went to a school for the disabled, it's not that unrealistic, there are a lot of people with serious and potentially deadly conditions there, in the time I went to school 2 students (out of an average of 100 students a year) died due to their conditions. Contrary to KS, I didn't see any legless or armless students, nor any deaf or blind students as there are special schools for both of them.

[@idkdude2377]

Ryan and Jack should play really difficult coop puzzle games so they can rage at each other when they have differing opinions on how to solve the puzzles. Salt Bros

[@pyromaniac407]

The Off Topic cooking show should continue

[@IronMan-eq2fo]

Despite the lack of conversations in my opinion this was by the by far the best episode of off topic yet.

[@GarboSweaty]

No.

[@benhowarth843]

Any off topic when michael gets fuck faced beats this

[@arbycool5214]

I'm liking Buff Ryan

[@johnstamos5269]

Right? I should drink more Diet Coke...

[@SkylarForester]

Ethnic Trevor and White Alfredo 😂😂😂

[@R3cov3ry]

Alfrados dance was alright with me.

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Jack and Ryan are like an old married couple and Trevor and Alfredo are newlyweds in the honeymoon stage.

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

This was great!! I love how chill it was with them just eating and hanging out

[@escoofimpakt]

Brown Trevor is cool to have on the podcast we get new stories now

[@Volsung0]

*Ethnic

[@DeagleGamesTV]

i agree but i like when they rotate the cast out. that way we dont get burned out on one person.

[@ajesco]

Technically yellow.

[@totalcoward]

Could we not call people “brown” or “yellow”? I’m not offended by the race thing, it just makes me feel bad for people who are colorblind.

[@uneverjack158]

darren trivedi that's a great new one

[@TheBigGavino]

OFF TOPICCCC is a necessity in my life now

[@whatablake]

I would actually really enjoy watching Ryan and Jack play something more strategic than AH normally does.

[@wingbm]

Ryan looks like a badass if he had a tan everyone would think he's a special forces vet

[@guillermogutierrez7544]

I want Jack and Ryan to make a cooking channel and call it Beard Bros

[@MariothePlumber529]

I actually love Alfredo, he is a great addition to the group.

[@blueroses3069]

One of the most entertaining episodes of off topic and no alcohol was involved.

[@MainGoldDragon]

You know Michael is absent this week from Off Topic when you notice that the length is about 1 and a half hours.

[@keithharrell2796]

WHAT ARE WE DOING RYANNNN!!

[@TomBombadil168]

Yeah, that dating game Ryan was taking about is real. If i remember correctly, you play as a guy with a heart defect that starts going to school that supports the disable. The girls you can go after include a blind girl, a deaf girl, no legs, no arms, and severe burn scars. The game isn't actually as creepy as it sounds, it focuses a bit more on accepting people despite differences and disabilities and not treating them a weaker or lesser. Granted it does include fucking disabled girls, so there's that...

[@PaladinNull]

Sploogmaster2 disabled people want to get laid just as much as non disabled people.

[@TomBombadil168]

I said that as in some people may see it as a power fantasy of taking advantage of girls that may not be (and in context of the game are not) emotionally stable or physically weak. Not that disabled people don't want to get boinked any less than other people, just that a game centered around dating/banging disabled girls sounds odd. That could just be me though.

[@nicmoss9101]

Love how Trevor mentions the smoke coming back down and literally second after you see it come into the top of the frame lol love this podcast. 42:38

[@ryanhoaglund1499]

Trevor's thought process never ceases to amaze me. How does "lets put redbull into a hot waffle iron" sound like a good idea?

[@deusj9621]

Welcome to the off topic version of a pancake podcast

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Waffle Wednesday

[@hcblue]

"It's normal to be moist when you cook with Achievement Hunters. *wink*" - _passes out_

[@Toocoolforyhu]

I love trevors hair! Weird to see it not be black.

[@chadgeary2653]

Trevor's worried, "I put something carbonated in here." about 30 seconds into shaking it had me fucking rolling...

[@hallomaniac04]

I would watch the ever-loving shit out of a retro warcraft lets play

[@MariothePlumber529]

Ryan is an animal and I fucking love it

[@Skategirl226]

Jack: "Ryan's swinging knives around." Like that is new? Lol.

[@tomstech4390]

"we cant even decide how to go into a light-hole".... Jack and Ryan human fall flat now!!!!! (we dont care it'll be the same levels, its the way they do it, not what they do)

[@carlyiam]

Easily my favorite off topic so far :)

[@Aitaitaitai]

I love having Alfredo and Trevor on things together. I know everyone jokes about them looking alike, but I feel like they have a good synergy together that makes things amusing

[@brianbrant6079]

I watch two random Off Topics in a row. For some reason, both of them involve making popcorn.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"What are we, Good Mythical Morning?!" Well the first half of this Podcast episode was basically "Will it waffle?" sooo...

[@thomas_roni_pero346]

real talk though, katawa shoujo is the best visual novel i've ever read. Emi is my favorite and Lilly is a sweetheart. Hanako's birthday scene is so darn precious too.

[@Coreyphillips1]

i've never seen the inside of a popcorn bag before, interesting :o

[@InugamiTheHound]

can someone get the gif on Alfredo dancing??

[@DasVERMiT]

This is my favorite Off Topic episode ever.

[@Chuzado_117]

"IT'S GOING TO BE GLORIOUS LIKE TEXAS" best thing Ryan has ever said

[@daydelus]

I'm really glad Alfredo hasn't been scared off yet he's a Joy in videos and delightful in steams

[@MariothePlumber529]

It is so much easier determining the orb situation one time like Jack said, but on the previous raids I sided more often with Ryan.

[@3-gunjack368]

OOooOOhh he's Ryan!

[@AussieSnoflake]

You can use mayo instead of butter on the outside of your grilled sandwiches. Its pretty much straight oil. I also wish we had the pilsbury dough cylinders in australia.

[@oddfanboy]

Ryan should really do a lot of commercials. He's got the voice and the pep for it.

[@austindroscher5023]

Favorite Off Topic by far.

[@BrokensoulRider]

"It's normal when you cook with Achievement Hunter." *Wink.* Rip my spleen.

[@sunamarki]

Jack and Ryan should do a short play through of Katawa Shoujo XD

[@sierralvx]

Nice to see Ryan and Alfredo being able to sit next to each other without screaming.

[@jacobpreston8069]

Anyone wanna tell me what the two visual novels are called?

[@nightmanjones2516]

Team same voice spliced with team same person. Im looking forward to this!

[@FinyxRox]

My favorite part of this podcast was when Ryan suggested the Waffle Grilled cheese sandwhich. The look in his eyes reminded me of why I love Ryan so much! xD

[@kylem2010GT]

So today we learned that putting popcorn in a waffle iron is a totally legitimate way to pop popcorn.

[@MrRocketman88]

I just love how Ryan's go to hat is a rainbow six one

[@AmbientVirus]

Loved the reaction to Kawata Shoujo. Ryan's not wrong..it is "Sexy Time At The Disabled School" but Jack's reaction was the best.

[@tobebloke]

1:34:50 : “Home to see the queen, Gavin free” 😂

[@elNitemare]

happy Sunday every body be blessed

[@Archon762]

"No Trevor, don't do it." *pours red bull into batter* "God damnit Trevor." *1 minute later* "Oh shit I just put something carbonated into a closed container and am vigorously shaking it..."

[@maggiemcgonnell6754]

Cooking with Ryan would be awesome.

[@Jilly_Neutron]

Is it just me or does (white) Trevor seem defeated by life this podcast?

[@Jilly_Neutron]

...oh right. That's probably because he is in charge of all the bafoons who work in achievement hunter.

[@coreypotter4770]

Jill Kealling yeah Hes gonna turn into sad geoff soon

[@aidantanis4478]

No... never be sad geoff....

[@gamertagshadow-6227]

its cause of the letsplay reunion he essentially got a taste of turned geoff into sad geoff

[@night4345]

I prefer White Alfredo.

[@cidasanctus3373]

Ryan and Jack playing WC2 sounds fantastic. Especially if they keep doing their impressions of the units. ...I can't be the only person who does that...

[@AlaskaBvR]

Alfredo, Jack, Trevor and Ryan's team name is The Crumby Bunch

[@Kinowolf]

Jon Davis More like the Cummy Brunch

[@mintycitrus61]

I love a good comedy of errors but everything going surprisingly well is a nice change of pace

[@TheZephyrsWind]

This was basically a fun version of the cooking channel. Also I've noticed that warped face effect when I was younger but only now have I heard of it's name.

[@tatesmith9085]

the "random cam change , What the fuck moments" are the best on this

[@gigglesthecat7216]

team same voice + team same face

[@Sheffdawg2305]

GigglesTheCat I always that Jack and Ryan had the same voice and it sounds just like Seth Rogen's voice.

[@benhowarth843]

Alexander Sheffield not really

[@MWorl91]

"Screw that hippie noise, we're making waffles."

[@terrorofdeath3280]

I love Ryan confusing everybody by talking about Katawa Shoujo. XD

[@stuart13]

I've never been so happy to realize I have cinnamon rolls in my fridge.

[@lifeiscrap103]

You've heard of "Will it Blend?" Now get hyped for "Will it Grill?" featuring these chucklefucks.

[@foxyspartan1777]

I appreciate Trevor trying to bring the Halloween :)

[@kris_g7601]

ryan talking about katawa shoujo made my day. I would love to see that lets play.

[@inragedvermine]

Love the Beachbody ad as they pour redbull into pancake batter....

[@AnnaGwyn23]

This is a great mix of people:) thnx:):)

[@zM4T4ASsAsS1Nz]

Is Trevor quoting XXX -Kendrick Lamar at 1:18:36 ?

[@grainbynumbers1524]

40 mins in, Ryan has never looked so manly as he did eating that waffle

[@mebaran]

For Extra Life, Ryan and Jack need to box. I will not stop until I see this happen!

[@bradmaier2035]

Jack would sadly win

[@Aplesedjr]

Brad Maier sadly?

[@danielmccarten4357]

Dibs on Ryan winning

[@bradmaier2035]

Logan Sanders As much as I like jack, Ryan is fucking hilarious

[@skyfever111]

THIS EPISODE STREAMS LIKE BUTTER

[@pultofcat8615]

Who else *really* wants a Achievement Hunter cooking show, where they do whatever the fuck they want with given ingredients

[@MythicVic]

The sound of people eating is my finger nails on chalk board. But I was brave and fought through it!

[@6ucket]

32:54 When I just listened to this podcast I thought that was daddy Ryan. Same voice after all these years.

[@nathanjohnson9530]

I would absolutely love to see Jack and Ryan play through WC3 and possibly into WC3TFT!

[@TravelwithIvan]

The volume is actually NOT low this episode!

[@fitzfizzy]

Pancake mix in a waffle iron made into a waffle-cheese-sandwich with some random cheese, and then dipped in syrup.

[@nickross-simons7067]

Definitely having grilled cheese now, thanks guys.

[@seigebreakerknight1449]

Ironically have never used my waffle iron for waffles. Usually used for loaded potato "pancakes" that we have randomly.

[@SuperDemans]

If anyone is truly curious about the Troxler effect, it is caused by looking at yourself in a mirror in dim lighting for a long period of time. People describe what they say as either deformations of their faces or the see things in the side of the mirrors. It is mainly from your brain tuning out information that it's no longer using and it eventually leads to the sight of the deformations and such. To break down, your brain can only take in so much information so to compensate it takes the necessary information and blocks out the extra parts. You would get the same effect if there was a faint line around a dot in the middle of it and after staring at the dot, the line would disappear until you started looking around the picture and not focusing on one thing. If you do want to do it, make sure some one is there because it can possibly cause disorientation simply because of the amount of changing in information from what your brain knows to it trying to comprehend such a massive change.

[@TsukiNoShinjitsu]

“Get this out before it destroys the world.” -Ryan Haywood

[@akumakorosu]

TFW Ryan has no clue what kind of badass Aqua Man really is.

[@cyboo78]

When they're talking about being vocal at cinema's in America and I'm just sat here thinking "if you tried to talk in a cinema in England you would get your trachea pulled out and used as a straw by whoever did it!"