Bull Pattillo’s Creek - Off Topic #95

[@_WeDontKnow_]

23:25 Michael described Jack saying "What happened Ryan?" in the Destiny let's play SO perfectly

[@Reviewsandmore]

I love you Geoff just will not take his eyes off of his puzzle while threatening bodily harm to all of his co-workers

[@erikgardner4777]

That's what a man whos threats actually will happen if you piss him off, so he doesn't need to look at you to get his point across

[@dliessmgg]

15:00 for the shenanigans talk ;)

[@ienzio7795]

I feel like the raid is going to get a lot of views just because people want to see them argue

[@TheScientificCookie]

I'm guessing it isn't out yet?

[@raknikmik]

melodyofkanade It isn't

[@tyroneshetler3438]

Okay I was worried they were talking about the stream attempt and they were just really underselling it :P

[@deeth666]

When’s it coming out

[@leonardchurch814]

Is that not what everyone was watching it for?

[@Keaten2024]

I haven’t watched a destiny let’s play ever... I really want to watch the video they’re talking about.

[@archit495]

Not out yet.

[@canti288]

Bigmoney 14253 then skip it, you don't have to watch it

[@faceless58]

Their Destiny videos are almost unique in just how much they care. You think they care in get gud as they joke about cutting rounds and changiing dollars for teamkills? I dont think even criminal masterminds compares to how much they care about destiny raids. Its just intense even if you dont like watching destiny

[@Tim_Kepple]

You're missing out on a lot of background content then. The salad chalice debacle, half the stuff in the HemboHero's how-do-words-good, etc.

[@ashravenpb]

The Axis raid is definitely worth watching.

[@stonesnake2444]

Im dying of laughter just listening to them talk about the argumet. Boy I can't wait for the video to come out.

[@stargirl2094]

which video is it?

[@PainFoYou]

It's not out

[@danneflum]

Geoff everytime: It was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Make that a shirt!

[@ImTheElixir]

Wouldn't be a good idea for a shirt imho, but its in the AH rap which is awesome

[@aresgodofwar4078]

RTAA 36:54 for bullcreek bull💩

[@timewinder1163]

You sir are a good man

[@theamericanrailfan1071]

Ares God of war Bless you, Sir. Bless you.

[@amandale6223]

THANK YOU

[@rjirji3274]

Thank you

[@furyplanetk4448]

Jack: Did you ever see the mov... Geoff: The book was way better

[@Knownwellenough]

Furyplane TK Geoff: hey I found a great place to eat Jack: I'm a 6th generation austinite it's not as good as it used to be. My family is so important and and I have a stick so far up my ass

[@furyplanetk4448]

Knownwellenough lol

[@zach4prezident152]

I remember the raid videos from Destiny. When Destiny 2 was announced, I immediately said to myself, "Ryan will kill someone, or someone will kill Ryan."

[@masawarelahi1604]

Geoff giving michael that look while Jack tells his Bull Creek story 37:47

[@ReallyisRobby]

Jack's "His name is tom" jokes killed me.

[@unclefester-e6u]

Not for nothing, but Michael has got to be the best ad reader in the entire company.

[@patrickrhyno4517]

52:15 Thanks for that perfect cut, broadcast

[@wrale577]

The look on Michaels face at 1:27:00 = priceless. It is like he died a little bit on the inside.

[@joeking88]

I do like when Geoff is arguing with Jack and he looks down and you can see he is trying to stop from smiling

[@AyyFuji]

I'm rewatching this in April 2019, and it's just funny and interesting to see Jack calmly mention Fortnite getting a Battle Royale mode (back when it was entirely PvE), within months of it exploding and becoming arguably the biggest thing to ever happen in gaming, whether you like it or not. It's just nuts that no one saw it coming

[@atlas_vash]

*loopy lupe shows up* Jack: "oh little lupe, if ya want more of little lupe just go Google little lupe" Me: "jack....jack why....you know what you're doing"

[@austinclark4903]

So when the raid video comes out who is gonna be the hero and timestamp the start of the salt?

[@joshnorman8275]

Never seen a milkshake without icecream

[@BallerineMimi]

Jeremy's definition between geek and nerd makes sooo much sense!! ♡♡

[@KorgothTheDestroyer]

58:47 Lindsey starts talking right as her animated adventure character starts talking

[@mysticcmars503]

*lindsay

[@zlatkogrudenic6133]

"We have a sex fan" Jack: His name is Tom. HAHAHAHHA, goddammit Jack xD

[@marxygaming894]

That intro totally should have been... "I'm your host Michael. Here joining me is Lindsay, wife, Geoff, godfather, Jack, guy I stayed with for three months, Jeremy... also here."

[@grimreaper1542]

I love Jack and Geoffs commentary throughout this episode ;)

[@foxglow6798]

I miss not seeing the salt raid for what it is now that we know the truth, a glimpse at an unstable man.

[@howdeyfeel7171]

And I'm guessing you are stable??what he did was stupid and wrong but stop judging people like your perfect.

[@Redflametrow]

I love how horrible Michael and Jack are to other people. They are likely the greatest manipulators of Achievement Hunter. They trigger things that the others just can't comprehend. Mind you they usually pull it back in time, but it's still pretty diabolical.

[@HypeVectorPrime]

the warlock has the best jump by far because it carries momentum yes it's great for distance but if you hit the second jump during the upswing of the first you go straight up. basically you have a jetpack

[@CraftyScotty99]

1:00:40 The animation with Michael holding the layette was the animal lover episode they talked about when Lindsay was looking about turkey’s mating, Michael was behind her with a layette.

[@Pumpkinz182]

Psa: the wiffle ball clip with lil J mentioned is shown on RT Podcast #385 @ 15:19

[@tayakamcaf6583]

I guess Geoff's quote of 'Life is too short to give a shit' must be akin to Jeremy's motto of, 'I'm too short to give a shit.'

[@Droptima15]

Just in case anyone wondered, or cared. Costco(1976) is older than Bj's (1984)

[@Checkmate1138]

Also they say BJ's is from the east coast? Maybe the north east coast. Here in Florida I've never seen a BJ's, but I have seen a Costco.

[@InternetsDadGaming]

Jeremy Richardson let us not forget Sam's Club (1983)

[@mariekt313]

Checkmate1138 Florida isn't the East coast, it's the south😂

[@Droptima15]

East coast is the part of the USA that meets the Atlantic ocean. Florida is part of the east coast

[@Checkmate1138]

goo.gl/images/AkDdV6 East? West?.....East?

[@GeneralFatCream]

Their conversation about the raid is accurate I was doing it with my friends so they can finally do it, and we all got pissed off at each other. Almost lost a few friends.

[@Eorzat]

That's just how it goes with any raid from WoW, FF14, and whatever. You "replace" someone without telling them for a raid weekend, and you can nearly kiss that friendship good-bye.

[@mk7893]

the best topic is off topic.

[@Crassha]

Hey Jeremy, in Australia we often call water fountains bubblers as well.

[@reekhavoker]

Crassha yay, fellow Aussie! What state are you from? I'm from Queensland.

[@pretzel1265]

What was the video that Matt hit Jeremy with a bat (wiffle ball) They talk about it 15;30

[@Hevvvyyy]

Pretzel I don't remember the video , but Jeremy talked about it on an rt podcast, only one he's been on.

[@loganm881]

Responding for notification

[@JGus6607]

it was one of the million dollar hole attempts. i remember seeing the clip on the RT podcast but im worthless with timestamps and video specifics.

[@JGus6607]

UPDATE!!! RT podcast 385 roughly 15 mins in

[@GabbyGoLucky]

It was mentioned and shown during an older off topic as well. Don't remember which one exactly, but I do remember the people that were there for it were Michael, Jeremy, Griffon, Millie, Gavin, and Jack (if that helps narrow it down any). I don't think they've actually uploaded the video itself anywhere though

[@ashravenpb]

Who else whistles with the intro?

[@PontusPresents]

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

[@PontusPresents]

@Jon C: Care to elaborate? ;-)

[@lefoot1410]

Whistling while reading your comment XD

[@moongoddes17]

SSniper14 PB I hum it because I can't whistle

[@taco6n13]

I used to whistle to the outro as well, but THEY WONT FUCKING PLAY IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!

[@Oduunich]

Growing up in Florida, never heard of the store BJs, only had Costcos since at least the 80s. My dad had a business account where he ordered sugar by the pallet to make soda syrup for restaurants, bars, etc. Only heard of BJ's Wholesale after they built one in Boynton Beach in the mid 2000s.

[@Oduunich]

Also, all this talk with Jeremy and bird fuckin, at what point does Jeremy start one of those weird Homunculi experiments? (Hint: it's basically dudes jerking off into eggs, I have delved too far into the depths of KZbin)

[@lukedominick7742]

In California, milkshakes are ABSOLUTELY milk and ice cream

[@stiltpuppy]

I live in Vermont (two and a half hours from Boston) and we use the words frappe and milkshake interchangeably for milk with any flavor of ice cream in a blender. "Milkshake" at a fast food place applies to some stupid foam shit. Maybe that's why everyone in the video is super wrong. The fast food thing is just a sorry imitation.

[@rezachoudhury823]

In the UK, milkshakes are either ice cream and milk or just flavoured milk. More often then not, it's just flavoured milk. Edit: just realised that we also call ice cream and milk, "smoothies"

[@friendlyblackperson]

Luke Dominick milk ice cream salt and ice

[@thundercookie1014]

It should be everywhere because that’s what a milkshake you can’t have a milk shake without milk and ice cream

[@slovak4life1991]

You also have a third gender in California so nothing you do really means anything.

[@moonkissedhips]

Lindsay's right though, a bubbler is a type of pipe. It's just a lot smaller and there's often no slide for it like a bong has.

[@laurenhawes7201]

Animated starts at 36:53

[@thegreatninjaman]

about DBZ, the Wish was not to make her human, but to remove the Bomb from her.

[@jorvikvand]

As someone from Dallas I can confirm Lindsey's testimony about South Lake, rich people, and showing off.

[@mariekt313]

I love Lindsey's lipstick and also I just love her💜 and also everyone💜 you're all so lovely and I don't know what I'd do without AH.

[@jennifermanning8029]

50:19 Ghost Writer was the shit! I love you even more now Lindsay

[@catherinenuckels6513]

I worked at an ice cream place and the milkshakes always had ice cream in it

[@MrDamienBane]

1:27:34 Jack Patillo, with another wrong fact about Australia. Thick shakes in Aus are double or triple the amount of icecream in a standard Milkshake and sometimes extra syrup. Cambridge Dictionary also defines a Milkshake as usually containing ice cream.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

In upstate New York a milkshake has icecreme. A milkshake without icecreme is just milk. A milkshake is milk and icecreme in a blender.

[@CongestedPike]

Bummed I missed out on that sweatshirt. That's easily my favorite design RT has made. It's exactly my style.

[@The1stLaw247]

And now I try to find the time thanks to the rtaa but probably going to forget the time. Around 35 mins in that’s where the rtaa starts

[@Ralloris]

In regards to the robot discussion, here's how I, personally, determine it: Cyborg: Human with robotic parts. Examples: Professor Gadget, DC's Cyborg Android: Robot that was made to look like and blend in with humans, including some form of skin. Examples: Astroboy, Megaman Robot: Mechanical being, does not need to look like a human. Examples: Bender, R2D2

[@kylehan5083]

"Some people may call it foam. It's not. It's froth." -Michael Jones Aug 27, 2012

[@Shawn4815162342]

I've always thought that the differences were: -Robots are mechanical inside/look mechanical outside (droids in Star Wars, Transformers) -Androids are mechanical inside/look human outside (Terminator, DBZ Androids 16 & 19) -Cyborgs are humans who have had cybernetic enhancements (DBZ Androids 17 &18, DC comics' Cyborg, Inspector Gadget)

[@davidkilpatrick1]

So to Jeremy's point, in primary school we did call the water fountains 'bubblers' but this was also in a rural part of Australia so I've got no idea if there's a connection there or not

[@themilkman3880]

In Australia a milkshake is made of flavoring, milk and 1 small scoop of icecream 20% icecream 80% milk and a thickshake has flavoring, milk and 3 to 4 scoops of icecream 70% icecream 30% milk.

[@makizoid7478]

Today I learned Jeremy's favorite beer is also my favorite beer. I like that guy.

[@germfreepizzawi1839]

Someone needs to send them a weapon safe to lock up all there weapons during destiny raids. Please even if it's just an old one.

[@link8440]

That would have to be a giant weapons case.

[@DROPDEADevangelina]

What? Milkshakes don't have ice cream?! On what planet?

[@RwbyMach]

Was looking for a comment like this. Milkshakes without icecream aren't milkshakes

[@ImTheElixir]

On every planet. Ice cream is barely dairy. Milkshakes are also a drink.

[@Lovesickobsession19]

If you go to Dairy Queen and they have shakes AND malts? We asked what the difference was and the guy says "have you ever had whoppers, like the candy? Malts have liquified whopper centers in them." Fucking delicious, holy shit

[@RwbyMach]

BoundbyCronus wait. Like. The center part of maltesers? :O

[@Lovesickobsession19]

Snake12347 yes!

[@wolfgirlplays375]

How did I miss this episode of off topic I totally agree with Jeremy it's not a water fountain if they bubbler and I'm from Wisconsin

[@az0998418]

What animated adventure is Michael talking about at 1:00:41 ?

[@leosimernitski5979]

My definition for geek vs nerd is you're a geek about something if it's entertainment to you, you're a nerd if it's your profession or you aspire to have a professional understanding.

[@michaelowens3581]

The androids in DBZ were (mostly) biological humans who were then fitted with mechanical parts by Dr. Gero. So technically, they are cyborgs.

[@TheGimpyGamer.]

The hunter triple jump is awesome, got your normal jump plus two boosts. If you know how to use it you can go really far

[@cassall4597]

Just watched kinsman 2, never been more suspicious of Ryan...

[@franklinpagsanhan900]

Leman Russ depth perception was the real villain

[@FastestGunNJ]

franklin pagsanhan Stereoscopic vision, my friend.

[@budapest1002]

Not to be that guy, but #18 is a cyborg. Parts of her are still human. The wish from shenron was to remove the bomb from #18's chest, since shenron couldn't turn her completely human. Her being called android is a translation/dubbing error. Official name: C-18 (Artificial Human #18)

[@thETr0LLInPuMPkin]

Kato Richardson was hoping someone would comment this

[@Merrygate_]

They say that she's a cyborg on the podcast...

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Padman531 Yet they still thought the wish was to turn her human.

[@DDnufcGamer]

NHK LM Michael explains it in the video though, which is why no one else commented about it.

[@GabePuratekuta]

I'd like to know what happened to #s 1-7 and 9-12 They're not mentioned at all in any series

[@NeonViper00]

The brigandine only accentuates the chadliness of the Chad Shad!!

[@RobertT1999]

The jigsaw puzzle is back, nice. Lets have that guest who's an old man called Geoff so we can continue to have the puzzle...

[@jrjester1591]

As far as I know, in Florida, Milkshakes definitely include Ice Cream. Never heard or seen one without ice cream.

[@aussiematt4517]

In Australia a bubbler is a fountain that shoots up

[@MariothePlumber529]

They should make a Bully 2 with a grown up Jimmy in an office like environment.

[@Str1k3Term]

Y'all need to pause at 1:24:25 . Great thumbnail.

[@InspireInk]

Can someone tell me if the swear jar is still a thing, or if it's still being added to on that chart that was made

[@gokublade123]

The six circles on Krillin's head are incense burns

[@soloxcan]

What people don't remember is that "come with me if you want to live" is what Kyle Reece says in the first one

[@TheDjMasterD]

Lupe is the Towilie of AH in my mind, only he's an alcoholic instead of a pothead.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

TheDjMasterD And funny instead of shitty pot humour.

[@peggyhunwardsen4975]

Geoff and Burnie have worked together as long as I have been alive

[@ReaLiZaSion]

Android 18 was supposed to be a human that had been modified with robotic/synthetic parts. As far as I know from the English Sub DBZ, Krillin's wish just got rid of the bomb that was inside her; it did not turn her back to full human.

[@CrimsonQueen_plays]

The editor of the raid should do a tally of the number of times each of them messed it up

[@Avicaris]

1:23:23 Not sure how Michael and Lindsay take "light coffee" to mean less cream. Having lived in both the Northeast and the South, I've yet to meet anyone who, when they said "light coffee", meant darker coffee(i.e. less cream).

[@MariothePlumber529]

Cilantro is so fucking good, guacamole is my all time favorite food.

[@cheesestick3376]

I want to be at a point in my life where I'm so tired and bored with everything that I'm as excited as Geoff to build a puzzle on a podcast

[@Edgerocks1]

From Pennsylvania: milkshakes absolutely have ice cream in them. Always. Without it a vanilla milkshake would literally just be milk.

[@wowzanpakutou]

Which animation is Michael's foamy latte mug in? Went through em and couldn't find it.

[@Jason-bt8cz]

What episode are they talking about when they were fighting?

[@TheRealJFM6216]

3:22 I live in South Carolina, and let me tell y’all something about the humidity, especially during the summer, it sucks but it’s part of living here and you get used to it.

[@oaion2036]

Josh Mahon same man

[@kiltman1012]

tell me when you walk into warm jello every day like i do in florida

[@tristenboatright5346]

Jfc dude here in Aiken during the summer it's literally like the rain got stuck in the air it's so fucking shit

[@Pumpkinz182]

Usc campus in August? No thanks

[@thundercookie1014]

It’s not as bad in Florida as they say and my friend said it’s a lot worse in. Texas because the don’t have humidity and it gets hotter so it feels like your suffocating outside

[@6cheesepuff]

Not sure why it's different from Boston but down in Rhode Island frap=cabinet (=milkshake)

[@elijahyates9622]

Patti Cake$ is a feel good movie, and Patti herself has some decent bars, entertaining main cast, the antagonists are a bit underdeveloped, scene settings are realistic, personally enjoy the cinematography. Definite recommend for anyone who's interested in watching it.

[@Talcor]

"the one mistake i've ever made in rainbow six" I was hoping for like just a montage of geoff fucking up in rainbow six

[@fayyadh92]

wow on 2:03:56 I was watching after they said rainbow six... a notification just pop up... the guddest one yet... lol what a coincident

[@mateochavez8455]

Oh, the blissful ignorance of Jack offhandedly mentioning Fortnite announcing their upcoming battle royale mode. If only he knew.

[@aussieserpine]

I spent too much time wondering why PBS would make a show about a biker with a flaming skull before i looked it up and realised they said Ghostwriter.

[@lca98musiclover]

Man, i love Jack so much he is becoming funnier by the day

[@jeagle909]

Talking about how things are said differently from State to state, apparently California is the only place where we say "THE 91" when talking about freeways or highways.

[@ImZman89]

Agree with Jeremy about Boston words I didn't know people called it other stuff

[@hardhatlunchpal]

Lindsay's mom is from Peoria? I am from Peoria. It is a little rough in some parts but its a good town for your character.

[@chariiteee]

Anyone know what time Jeremy talks about his desk prank?

[@FLYDOG2013]

Which AH Animated is Michael talking about that has the cafe latte cup in it?

[@maheroueida1654]

On a trip to the east coast when I was about 10, my uncle offered to get me a frap, saying "it tastes like crap". Living in southern California, it kinda screwed me over when realizing I can't get a green tea milkshake.

[@masonjones582]

Who else looked at the picture of Ryan as a punching back and immediately thought of Cage The Elephant's song "Punching Bag"

[@loganm881]

Cyborg: human with robot parts Robot: something made that is controlled by a human or helps with tasks usually in a human style form easily able to tell not a human Android: a robot that is made to act like and look like a human and may have a will of its own