A Chance For Glory...

[@LususxNaturae]

The Brad Pit is truly one of the funniest things I've seen in SMM2 so far 🤣🤣

[@tabletgenesis3439]

*Brad.* Add an E between R and A, it becomes bread. Replace the D with a T, it becomes brat. Delete the R, it becomes bad.

[@shieldser9645]

👍🏻

[@FadhilKwan]

Considering that Stevo changed his name to STEVOOOOOO thanks to Carl keeps screaming his name out loud, I'm kinda looking forward to Shieldser9 to change their name to HekUShieldser9, because you know, just for the heck of it :D

[@TWK_Gamer]

You can’t have more than 10 characters

[@simpleman3898]

It's a good idea

[@FadhilKwan]

@@TWK_Gamer Oh wait really? Sorry, I didn't know that. Well that's unfortunate then... ._.;

[@Newest_editsjustbecause]

Dave: "oh yeah, baby!" My husband: "don't call me baby" Dave a few moments later: "okay James" My husband, named James: 👁️👄👁️

[@vlionheart]

The disrespect where you think you're jumping on a spike and suddenly you get a fish on the face is a troll recipe's chef's kiss.

[@chrissirhc7337]

"im a narcoleptic ;i think everyones talking about me ." cant believe everyone slept on that joke , but guess they were too wrapped up in their own dreams to give it the attention it deserved.

[@TheRealSpiderMew]

"Banana is the worst color of the rainbow" - Uncle Daddy 2022

[@jpvaldez4713]

I'm just glad we don't have to take shots every time DGR dies. We would all die from alcohol poison. 🤣😂

[@negronomics27]

i’m glad we don’t have to take shots every time he says something and doesn’t say pause😂😂

[@bemoreravens]

You could prolly take shots of beer and still dies from alcohol poisoning

[@stephenaulin8298]

8:19 all I have to say is that milking a dolphin is nuts and milking a nut is udderly ridiculous.

[@thestormsofwar]

My favorite channel! I'm busy today but I'm looking forward to a good shieldser troll! I'll be watching this tonight with a bag of chips!

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

Brad *Pit* is one of the best trolls I’ve ever seen (21:20)

[@shieldser9645]

🙂👍🏻

[@artemirrlazaris7406]

Milking for anything not milked... is literally just use a blender adn water of the object in question... blend it and filter it through cheese cloth... and put in some vitamins for adding nutrients if need be. Potato milk is a thing.. Short on cream.. make potato milk... THe formula to get the right viscosity is pretty hard, most companies just have watery substance, you can, ad a thickener or can after filtering reboil to reduce, make it into a reduction those becomes more viscus.... POtatoe milk... BOil potato, until they are not falling apart by soft, then you blend them..... in a blender with x water ammount then you drain it through cheese cloth.. 1 good size potato yields 500 mls of milk. Itsa good alternative ot dairy.. and can be made in like 15 minutes. If you have some avalon bottles, yo ufill it up for coffee creamer for the next 2-4 days... depending on fridge temperature... and potato type, but day 4 is use and throw out the rest... 84 hour shelf life.

[@FerreTrip]

"A chance for GLORY" "every HOLE" Bit of your college days shining through, eh?

[@caxtnova]

Your chance for glory is clear, my son. Spiny Control awaits.

[@thebluevolcano1]

chris does a great job

[@Bobal27]

I gotta hand it to Shieldser. Not only did they throw in an anti into CP1 troll, but that ending is cruel and unusual. The only thing this level was missing is a few extra trolls after CP2 for people who get back there from CP1 without dying. It has the one switch state troll, but you could definitely layer in some trolls that start because of that altered switch state (even after changing it). Changing the switch state can easily activate bombs to make things change. Entire floors can disappear, launchers that were on springs under the floors can pop up, the possibilities aren’t endless, but they are exhaustive.

[@shieldser9645]

It works for ELB trolls etc, I used the switch state to kill the player as the rest of the level might break

[@y2kafka472]

*Dave starts talking about Dolphin Cheese* Dave are you ok?

[@ryanfroula6479]

9:49 Commandment number 4: You are never safe.

[@andyalvein5138]

The consecutive trolls right at the end were just wonderful. Hi Brad! 👋

[@shieldser9645]

🎉

[@bdoeden64]

"That was..." - phenomenal - what a level

[@thicctony4655]

I’m still wildly impressed by your dedication to a consistent upload schedule and pure quality of video. Keep it up👍

[@gallium-gonzollium]

3:21 DGR: “total ellipse of the heart” Me, who had watched Matt Parker’s video on ellipses: *“ah, that is a spooky connection”*

[@RobinDeTrollBoy]

DGR: "I sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssee it now"

[@echoptic775]

I love how the intro says edited by chris

[@Whit_Siever]

Shieldser9: influencing new friends in English, Spanish, German, Australian, Japanese, and possibly elsewhere. Basically: No one is safe from fish and kaizo blocks

[@kaston5642]

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal -master oogway

[@JustCallMeTodd]

Hi dave ive been a fan ever since your mario maker 1 videos and i got to say thank you for giving me joy

[@LordTRex]

title and thumbnail feels so nostalgia

[@jimpalace4367]

Geez, these troll levels are so damn complex. These creators really know what they are doing.

[@shieldser9645]

No we don’t 😂

[@MbraceTheRandom]

I laughed out loud at the Brad Pit. Then there's Dave directly after that saying "Where do I go? 🤦‍♂️

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

“Uncle daddy’s ready” is he doing a southerner impression? I’m a southerner so I can make that joke

[@froxdoggaming3385]

...did he call an ellipse an eclipse?

[@andyalvein5138]

@20:39 I knew, i just knew that a second fish was on the way.

[@FORGOTTENMINDFREAK23]

"Uncle Daddy's ready" The hell you think this is, Alabama? 😂

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

Dave talking about milking dolphins and all I can say is THAT'S NOT MILK, DAVE!

[@Imaproshaman7]

That was awesome!

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

… Our ellipses will block out the sun!

[@ryanwalters8702]

I live in Denver, that was funny. We love you over here.

[@mklip2001]

"Total Ellipse of the Heart" would be a serious hit to get around. However, "Total Ellipsis of the Heart" could be dangerous since you probably don't want your heart pausing... ;-)

[@mklip2001]

Continuing the puns: Dolphin cheese? What would be the porpoise of that? ;)

[@RobinDeTrollBoy]

DGR: "I've been wondering how to milk nuts for years" A BIT SUSSY IF YOU ASK ME

[@unobrunoboi1499]

The fact that you use the word "SUSSY" is bad enough my dude -_-

[@imagod4796]

@@unobrunoboi1499 very "SUSSY" dude here

[@unobrunoboi1499]

@@imagod4796 💀

[@RodsDadBod]

Some could say it's a bit nutty

[@unobrunoboi1499]

@@Commenterman99 can you not take a joke? It wasn't even offensive -_-

[@aellipsis]

Imagine what Dave could do if he didn’t have a 10 second memory

[@calicantdrive]

Dave, just don't try to sell me bull cheese and we'll be ok.

[@absobel]

Yeaah, a new video !

[@k1dfr0std]

A Trolls reference in a TROLLED video! Love it! I probably shouldn't encourage, but Twitch Chat can bite me. 'A total ellipse of the heeeaaaarrrrrrt' Priceless!

[@giin97]

How exactly is singing a famous and once extremely popular song a movie reference?

[@Greg501-]

@@giin97 Because that's what the movie did?

[@giin97]

@@Greg501- sure, but what made it a Trolls reference, vs one of the other movies to use that song, or just a reference to the song itself?

[@Greg501-]

@@giin97 Because the commenter says so

[@giin97]

@@Greg501- oh. Didn't notice a Twitch comment setting up a Trolls reference. I don't tend to read those, and didn't hear if Dave mentioned something about the movie. My bad.

[@RayRhino1]

Shieldser played this well. Very thought out trolls...you and Carl both were taken,and did not avoid many first time. I know i didnt.

[@shieldser9645]

👍🏻

[@Muggsy_bogues.commenter]

I also agree that banana is the worst color of the rainbow

[@starli.z]

I love your videos my dude!

[@yommmrr]

I don't care what anyone says shieldser is the best troll maker today. His anti's are simple and brutal. The set ups are funny and unique.

[@sabrinahouriez3363]

Dave : if you love me let me Me : TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

[@gh3meister]

at 8:41 someone in chat accuses DGR of not having a family friendly stream because he asked how do you milk a nut?

[@lucaschapman1966]

I find myself rolling my eyes a lot recently watching/listening/cringing to these videos. Sometimes I don’t know how I feel about chat

[@filispeed_0111]

Dave's videos are so much different now. I sometimes dont watch him for a few months and everytime I come back he had changed a bit everytime. I think its because he played this game so much that he is used to keep dying to trolls. He is so confortable in playing the game at this point, that he doesnt need to pay full attention to the game. Thats why he talks more to the chat.

[@thetempest8636]

I agree I like his non streamed videos more.

[@GLYCEMusic]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who kind of felt this way about it too. I definitely don't blame Dave for doing troll levels on Twitch now, though. I'm sure dying over and over again in a troll level gets monotonous if you're by yourself. And keep in mind we only see the edited version that cuts out a lot of the repeat deaths. That being said, it's not quite as fun for the KZbin audience when he doesn't really react to what's going on in the game, and just focuses on conversing with chat. There were so many more trolls I think he would have laughed at if he was commenting on the game. I still really enjoy watching him though.

[@filispeed_0111]

@@GLYCEMusic Yeah, I think thats it too. He doesnt focus as much in the game.

[@oldGoatMilk]

Hey, Dave can you add the wave graph over the video progress bar? It makes it easier to skip through to certain parts in the video..

[@EMPeachGaming]

By the way Dave, the blocks with vines reset when you go through a door or warp pipe.

[@nbaua3454]

This gets better every day ❤️❤️❤️

[@SuperYoonHo]

Yeah what funny levels! He plays so cool

[@medigoomnis]

A lot of people in this world need to learn the difference between a tiny crevice and a huge crevasse. If Dave actually had 171 IQ I'd hold it against him, but we all know 17.1 is a better estimate. I'll give him some credit though, he did this level better than Juz haha

[@getmetoine]

8:19 How do you milk a nut? Ask M. T. Greene's kids.

[@nestorgraciano3316]

14:27 Perfect timing

[@hunterisaiah9433]

I love when dave is doing so good then he just dies 😅

[@BarterChain65_Gaming]

i feel like this is the second consecutive episode of trolled series didn't we have an episode of the Trolled series yesterday?

[@giorgiogazzola5972]

Total eclipse of the FART

[@JsAwesomeAnimations]

Hi Dgr

[@alexe14606]

Call me shulk cuz I'm really feelin it... was good lol

[@Justforfun-hn2yq]

Great video!

[@meighanwong5384]

It's another troll level the real dgr, please play my newest courses okay? I still love you so much the real dgr!

[@LordsOfMindset]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much time and effort DGR puts in these videos? It's unbelievable! Those videos never fail to entertain me 😉🏆💪💪

[@soapybubblz4907]

npc

[@Imaproshaman7]

@@soapybubblz4907 Lol, true.

[@tabletgenesis3439]

@@Imaproshaman7 They said "DGR" tho, which makes the comment less SUSpicious

[@Imaproshaman7]

@@tabletgenesis3439 Hmmm. Sure.

[@CraterZzz]

"family friendly" he says

[@frenchieflys6985]

Yes

[@nrey11]

Hi Dave, greetings from germany! Im in quarantine right now and your channel helped me get through the last 2½ years and especially thorugh the last week. I decided to catch up with some 'older' videos like this one and wanted to play this level before seeing how you managed it. I found the code on the internet but not in your video. Could you please bring them back in the video or description? I think, this will become a new hobby of mine! ;-)

[@Demom_King_Azura-alt]

To get real almond milk not the store bought stuff you first have to blanche the almond then I recommend adding honey as a sweetener and strain when done heating, the liquid is the almond milk

[@xayle1422]

Funny April Fool's prank for Chris next year: start the KZbin intro in the middle of your Twitch stream so he has to find it when editing

[@MartKart8]

This video is sponsored by Brad Pit

[@Mystwarrior1]

4:27 yellow.....banana.....same diff.

[@giorgiogazzola5972]

Btw supposedly dolphin milk is not safe for human consumption.

[@goldentoast0193]

Whale cheese has much more potential than Dolphin cheese

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

If you cant milk it should be called juice. So almond milk should be renamed to nut juice.

[@Speed-TV]

wait what is the level ID?

[@Avrysatos]

I'm a narcoleptic for real and yeah that made me laugh but that's definitely not how we really act if anyone's wondering.

[@Muggsy_bogues.commenter]

We all love the troll levels can’t wait for more lol

[@clivenazareth7069]

Dog cheese may be interesting

[@omgman5745]

Question: because you asked if they had dolphin steak before did you eat dolphin once?

[@Egryn]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that a Dave just used narcoleptic utterly wrong?

[@MildManneredBen]

It was obviously a joke. He then pretended to fall asleep.

[@phosphorus4]

Chat didn’t.

[@giin97]

You completely missed your opportunity. It was right there with the dolphin milk and almond milk conversation. You should have said, "udderly wrong." :p

[@Egryn]

@@giin97 aww damn Well maybe next time. Kudos on the pun.

[@isiahtrowbridge4720]

isnt almond milk made from crushed up almonds?

[@GrimGriefer5]

Who else noticed he has a hat the same colour as his green screen but i don’t know what colour it is

[@phosphorus4]

……What else would it be?…green…

[@GrimGriefer5]

@@phosphorus4 yes i thought it would be green being called green screen

[@TakeWalker]

Whoever said "ellipses make the sun really dark" wasn't funny needs to leave, that was hilarious. XD

[@pikachupower0025]

I bet you can’t beat all my very hard trolling kinda levels that only a few can beat but I will get a world course of all the levels in it soon. Some are easy but there are those hard ones. Some levels that are easy are hard for beginners so those should be a cakewalk.

[@NJ_Elite17]

I apologize if this is a stupid question, but I wanted to check out the link for Dave’s merch. When you go to the link, there is nothing listed for sale. Was this taken down for some reason?

[@palmberry5576]

“A chance for glory” “Every Hole” hmm

[@pherlong7]

A chance for glory... Every hole... Hmmmmm

[@zeraoralolololxd3537]

Ive never been early like This :D

[@Daniellebouma]

Im gonna comment this in every video i watch. Rip techno ☹️, Im actually so sad about Technoblade, i was such a fan of him he was everything for me, When i was sad I’d go and watch his video’s and then ill be happy in no time, but the sadness of him dying is not going to be over so easily respect for techno. Rest In Peace ✌️. 😥 😪 😢 😭

[@samdakid6559]

Brad….Pit 😐🤣🤣🤣

[@InstagatorPublicater]

Dave what lengths would you go to get me in the Twitch chat

[@tserrofz9]

Sheildser and Dave. name a funnier duo.

[@Epe1i]

E A R L Y

[@chaiotic]

4:48 Airplane

[@endriusza]

What are your thoughts on Minions: The rise of gru?

[@torinoconnor4296]

Nice

[@TheDanielSquad]

yo new vid

[@Swiss_cheese01]

WHAT YOU WATCH FLAMINGO?!? 5:18

[@ramaicatseye]

Hi djr can you heart this comment because you saw it?

[@ramaicatseye]

I mean d-G-r sorry