A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIS

This moment is presented to you by the miracle of CHUCK NORRIS!
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[@Sokobansolver]

Chuck Norris can beat Super Mario Bros. the Lost Levels without pressing the jump button.

[@Irrelevant402]

This was really funny how he kept doing it every five seconds. It certainly never got old or annoying.

[@KubatheChangeling]

I just realize something. It's wasn't the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, it was... Chuck Norris! A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIS

[@shadejakva9367]

It happened when he roundhouse kicked the earth

[@KeithFraser82]

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone in the head, this is the last thing they hear before they die.

[@daftoptimist]

Everyone takes cover when McCree yells, “IT’S HIGH NOON!” McCree takes cover when he hears this.

[@peanut3423]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[@MrMPS2002]

Did you know that Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding?

[@WarDragonOfTheLight]

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a basilisk.

[@onemidnightgone]

There's a kid named Chuck Norris in my Ethics class next semester. Gonna be so awesome.

[@ZuluRomeo]

God's ringtone.

[@HankJwimbleton876]

I'm not really a fan of Chuck Norris but this always puts a smile on my face. Would be an epic Alarm clock.

[@bloodhound627]

Chuck Norris doesn't MOW his lawn: He stares at it and DARES IT TO GROW.

[@garistz]

My browser can't load a video full of THAT much awesomeness!

[@emoslovelemons]

this would be the greatest ringtone EVAR!

[@ChibiJade197]

Best. Three. Seconds. Of my life. EVER.

[@paxtofettel]

You know who else can juggle chainsaws while standing on a log floating on rapids? A CHUCK NORRISSSSSS!

[@Dsurvivor21stCentury]

Teacher: Class today we shall be learning about synonyms, so can someone find me a better word for... invincible? A CHUCK NORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!

[@madizzle90]

Sill gets a laugh out of me to this day.

[@lifeatpaddyspub]

it still suprises me that Doug walker can do that voice.

[@Aizen1122]

Chuck Norris fears getting rick rolled but we fear getting Chuck Norris

[@ThePajamaGuy]

Priest: Do you have any believable gods in your faith? Me: Well, one person does come to my mind... Chuck Norris! *Cues video*

[@SpeedyEric1]

This is the sound you hear whenever God climaxes.

[@8BitMisdreavus]

This just made my day. Everyone say it with me. A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIS

[@Tzilandi]

The answer to every question ever directed towards you. "Why'd you jump out of an airplane without a parachute?" "Why'd you climb into the tiger exhibit?" "Why'd you roundhouse kick the SWAT officer?" A-CHUCK A-NORRIS!!!

[@NotoriousTitan]

Some say Chuck Norris runs so fast, he won a race against sound.

[@KarlieStarrSings]

Holy crap! NC knows how to belt :)

[@animatedink2529]

Chuck Norris is Stannis Baratheon's son

[@twitchykun]

I love you Chuck Norris.

[@hotelmario510]

Manly tears were shed. And that was before I watched this video.

[@SuperEegle21]

The Best Mii Brawler in SSB4. CHUCK NORRIS!

[@supernovagamer929]

soon to be a real fighter in super smash bros. ultimate

[@jdolaktv]

Chuck Norris is the only man who can withstand an onslaught of Uwe Boll movies and not be traumatized

[@m3shad]

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard is sharper than a thousand knives.

[@khatholic]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

[@DeepEye1994]

Chuck Norris is so fast, that he can win five marathons in a row, go home, take a shower and watch the marathons live.

[@AcidSnake25]

i could watch this all day

[@theninja0508]

Whenever Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, there's no reflection of him because there can only be ONE Chuck Norris

[@pete667]

Chuck Norris doesnt need to open a can of whoopass. He makes his own!

[@fairiedragon999]

Epic. Just Epic.

[@TamamaCandyLover]

Epic! Enough said...

[@ekbizin]

Must....stop....hitting....replay!

[@rbade8609]

CHUCKA NORRIS is over 70.

[@zeneger01]

Chuck Norris is in Expendables 2, can't wait for it.

[@Bobzeaux]

Chuck Norris once sneezed in the path of Christopher Lloyd. And THAT'S how he was frozen today.

[@CloverNoodle]

Chuck Norris can rate his own videos.

[@shadow0knight]

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

[@PS3Fan487]

Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears...he,just doesn't cry...ACHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!! :D

[@SuperNitpicker]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits

[@Fuzon-S]

Chuck Norris can light a match with a bar of soap. Chuck Norris doesn't find the computer room, the computer room finds him. When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, he gets 7 years of good luck. At the start of 2006, Chuck Norris chose Jimmie Johnson as his favorite NASCAR driver. Whenever Chuck Norris looks at the mirror, there's no reflection of him because there can only be ONE Chuck Norris.

[@mjfan123100]

i could play this all day

[@ThenewkidrapperAseminemboy]

A Chuck In The Morrrisssss

[@shadejakva9367]

Chuck Norris can sit comfortably on the Iron Throne.

[@radbot1]

The Iron throne was created when Chuck Norris sat on an anvil.

[@thunderstudent]

Greatest Video.........Ever Chuck Norris for saint hood

[@Nixitur]

I don't know why, but I always hear "I'm chucking your aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass!"

[@communistrecords]

Chuck Norris made an impossible triangle out of a square.

[@TwoLeggedBeast09]

This 3 second film just owns all the 5 second films

[@OliverKlozzofff]

my head imploded on the level of awesomeness of that video

[@Kingofeurope]

I heard Chuck Norris once went on a trip to the Virgin Islands, once he returned it was re-named "the Islands"

[@MEGATRONCHERRY]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

[@Someotherguyuser]

This video is better than High School Musical, Avatar, AND Rob Zombie's Halloween remakes....combined. That's how awesome Chuck Norris is.

[@tornadomaximus]

The Big Bang was actually the sound of Chuck Norris' fist beating the crap out of the previous universe.

[@CatPianoClassics]

Chuck norris doesnt believe in the periodic table, because he only recognizes one element: the element of surprise...

[@LukaKaiser]

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push humself up, he's pushing the earth down.

[@SensationalBanana]

Oh, the beauty!!!!!!

[@megadeath45]

The mass amount of win caused my monitor to explode.

[@x1sephirothx]

MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN!

[@ECB2000]

this video is so epic i replayed it 100 times and then died then came back to life. YES ITS THAT EPIC.

[@darkmindedsith]

Chuck Norris can wake up a Snorlax.

[@Treblaine]

Chuck Norris doesn't read... he just stares down a book till he gets the answers he needs.

[@MrFirthguy]

happy birthday chuck norris

[@RoseBudpony1]

still funny.

[@SlyHikari03]

The most badass film character ever.

[@CloverNoodle]

Chuck Norris does not get Rick Rolled. Chuck Norris Rolls Rick.

[@Jtangel27]

Every time time Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, the terrorists loose.

[@rydgemolino]

chuck norris is the reason why carmen sandiego moves from country to country all the time

[@DragnSly]

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He beats it fair and square.

[@SkittleE275]

god bless you chuck god bless you

[@ornjoos]

One time while in the Gulf of Mexico, Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick so hard that the waters and heavens converged at his feet into an unstoppable maelstrom of destruction. We know this storm as Hurricane Katrina.

[@Dublin1826]

They say that Chuck Norris once kicked down a revolving door.

[@1337fidoS10]

When I had a near death experience, my life did not flash before my eyes, this did.

[@MotionlessPuppet30]

my wife had a baby and i played this song in the background, that is my son's name now

[@menslady125eif2590]

*bows* All hail Chuck Norris!

[@Zeppelin4503]

4 people are getting a visit from chuck norris tonite

[@CSRJA93]

Chuck Norris is the reason Forrest Gump is running.

[@xRocketzFighterx]

Question: Who would win in an epic fight to the death, kratos or zeus? Answer: Chuck Norris

[@warobsessive]

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with an enderman

[@Gjldo]

chuck norris keeps a picture of clint eastwood by his bed so that he can protect him from lee van cleef nightmares

[@CatPianoClassics]

there is no "ctr" button on chuck norris' computer, because chuck norris is always in control

[@BillyTheTapeworm]

Chuck Norris just slammed a revolving door.

[@deathrocker10]

In the same instant you died.. came back to life... died again.. then slipped up and fell on your face.. just to see the epicness.

[@BurtonFilmZ]

Gave me goosebumps! :O

[@T94OWH]

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor." was originly Chuck Norris' theme song.

[@ClasicRko]

chuck norris tears cure cancer...to bad he never cries!

[@VampireHiryu]

I came.

[@mashinslayer9633]

Hello My New Ringtone

[@zenny24]

Chuck Norris once went sky diving over a quarry in Mineral, Virginia and didn't activate his parachute... The result was an Earthquake that rattled the east coast.

[@TheSilent12]

Did you know that Chuck Norris is the only one who was able to beat Tetris game without destroying even one block sentence!!!

[@Killercroc100]

Godzilla Was A Japanise Rendition Of Chuck Norris's First Visit To Tokyo.

[@Funartic]

It doesnt get any better than this

[@ARKO942]

A planet was just created because of this video.

[@Cheezezilla]

when chuck Norris goes swimming chuck doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck Norrised