A Clockwork Orange - Prison Charlie

[@RailcarFerrostaal]

"And lets have a reverence, you bastards.. come on, sing up, Damn you.." This is definitely the best mass ever XD

[@TedBunnie]

“Sign up, you bastards!” Sounds like the church and state, alright 😂

[@raclark2730]

@@TedBunnieOr just don't be a lushious young malchek. cuz. 😁

[@verycoolpersonguy]

*puckers lips* *puckers lips again* *puckers lips again* *Alex stares blankly* This is what makes this scene so amazing.

[@crackeduptv8815]

Lol ikr this film is more than just a drama its a satirical, dark, comedy as well and most people don't get that.

[@CALAdmin88]

Alex was having none of that pervert shit.

[@beastieboy9286]

Beethoven's Baton who is the guy who plays the the kissy faced guy anyone know? I’ve seen him in a few things!

[@bjornragnarsson8692]

Josh Beeson: Gordon Ramsay.

[@beastieboy9286]

Björn Ragnarsson its not gordon ramsay lol

[@sandro108]

Gordon Ramsay blowing kisses to Alex lmao! He really looks like Gordon Ramsay

[@anonymousmobster2444]

But fatter

[@thompsonm1a1]

Exactly Gordon Ramsay 🤣

[@chaunceymcloggins2647]

Don’t you laugh damn you!!! Don’t you laugh!!

[@rashawndfromnyc]

😂😂😂 funny asf

[@freddyallen6155]

I’m fucking dead.

[@scorchedcandy]

LOL! I can't stop laughing at the comment about the pervert (who blows kisses at Alex) looking like Gordon Ramsey!

[@JayKhwaja]

🤣😆😄😅😂

[@bjornkarlsson7364]

😄😄😄😄

[@jeffrobagman2834]

DONT'T YOU LAUGH, DAMN YOU, DON'T YOU LAUGH!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@tmrezzek5728]

PRIEST: "We will now sing hymn 258 in the Prisoners' hymn log." SERGEANT: "AND LET'S HAVE A LITTLE REVERENCE, YOU BASTARDS!!" The late, great Michael Bates (the Sergeant) just KILLS it in all of his scenes! Outstanding!

[@tempo1889]

I think you mean chief officer.

[@dagnabbit6187]

@ TM Rwzzek and I find his Sgt. or Chief Officer character very likable and charming !

[@Clevinger67]

He wouldn't have even needed to act. I read he served in the Ghurkas. He played the same type of character in the film, "The Battle of Britain."

[@Wanderlust073]

Hymnal. Wtf is a ‘hymn log’, lol.

[@JD-rv7sf]

This is great preaching! More churches need to be like this...leaving the service in fear

[@alessandrodorsi9800]

Right

[@TheGozalus]

That blonde inmate blowing kisses at Alex always reminded me of Dim.

[@nomorelies8613]

He reminds me of Gordon Ramsay lol 😂😂😂😂

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

"Don't you laugh, damn you! DON'T YOU LAUGH!" xD

[@freddyallen6155]

Lmaoooo OKAY, OKAY. i won’t. 😮

[@Lucasfan375]

**Burp**

[@KidaMilo89]

*I SAW YOU!!*

[@death2pc]

How McDowell could keep a straight face and not bust out laughing for so much as one second I do not know............. Too funny. That blonde actor doing his fruit pie thing makes me laugh so hard............. Too funny................... Great work everyone!

[@dagnabbit6187]

death2pc Yeah but I think the guy next too him is even funnier and probably the bigger Perv. The Blond probably does it as a side thing and the guy next too him is really into it . He is just more composed and disciplined.

[@tempo1889]

Probably because when you're on take 65 of the same exact scene it probably loses its humor quite quickly.

[@vb8428]

@@tempo1889 And it's over the shoulder plus they're professional actors

[@vandark1971]

@@dagnabbit6187 it‘s Joe Bartlett

[@brendanmccallion2350]

Let's have a little reverence you bastards! 🤣 one of the best lines in this film 😆

[@Vigilante311]

And especially with that particular accent

[@daveprice9974]

Pure comedy.. A scene skilfully put together by a master

[@anorakus8272]

Love Kubrick's use of static camera shots throughout this scene - totally his style, rarely see this technique used today

[@vb8428]

Guess you don't watch much stuff today. Almost every director on streaming platforms from many countries does it for their shows and film, it's almost too overdone nowadays.

[@juantamad98]

why does alex look cute af when he just stares blankly at the pervert

[@espresso5512]

ooohh yeessss he is actually a cute handsome looking prestoopnik

[@dagnabbit6187]

@ Juan Tamad For me it is because pervert doesn't know that if Alex were to go mono a mono with pervert in personal combat situation with no institution around and no backup or protection , the pervert's pervert days would be over.

[@JayMoney-hd1jl]

@@dagnabbit6187 Alex is a barely a teenager here. If confronted by two or even one stronger older man he'd get ass-raped

[@mrnukes797]

@@JayMoney-hd1jl in the book he kills that fucker and asserts his dominance

[@adamforbes1019]

@@mrnukes797 He had help in the book.

[@MadisonxPxFitch]

Did anyone even notice the policeman's face? Hilarious!

[@jimmyrustler8983]

It's look of horror, then disgust, and then finally diverting is perfectly done.

[@JoePedo]

how would you look if you looked at Medusa?

[@LackaJudgment]

Chief officer Barnes absolutely steals every scene he's in

[@Lucasfan375]

That perv blowing Alex a kiss and Alex just keeping a blank stare is just so funny. I don't know how he did this scene without cracking up. 😂 And the burp is another funny part

[@ernestchadwell9069]

The view you see isn't actually throu Alex's eyes you see, he was blowing kisses to a camera not the actor. Understand now?

[@baerhomburg6447]

i always thought he was blowing kisses at the guard (Old Sir Bernard), but it's even more funny how Alex keeps a blank face when everyone is losing it when someone farted and Old Monty is trying to keep order. classic ingenious filmmaking!@@ernestchadwell9069

[@Lucasfan375]

​@@ernestchadwell9069The camera cuts back and forth from Alex and the perv. Implying that he's doing it at him. So no

[@HateIsAFormOfWorship]

@@Lucasfan375 the burping/farting part reminded me of elementary school. We didn't have detention, just got extra homework, that we would not end up doing. I think my classmates and I broke a few teachers because we really didn't care if we got yelled at/shamed/assigned lines/etc. We were kids though, not adults or late teens lol. For these guys, "PLPLPPTTLPTPT!" "I saw you, 920537, I saw you!", buddy is just kind of like "What're you going to do, put me in jail?" Lol

[@afiendishthingy88]

Malcolm is so handsome. His accent, blue eyes, perfect hair. what more could a girl ask for oh and the smirk he does in the movie

[@couincouin3000]

"what more could a girl ask for" him not being a murderous psychopath

[@winning3329]

@@couincouin3000 malcolm is an actor and not a criminal so relax and don't be jealous.

[@couincouin3000]

@@winning3329 fat pig

[@higherquality]

You'rer proving your point on the wrong comment. Who is Malcolm

[@elementalxrayforfree6973]

​@@winning3329 God you're angry for everything, stop being jealous.

[@erichaynes7502]

I can see why this is one of the most profitable movies in cinematic history.

[@tenissinclair3659]

0:41 to 0:45: The look on his face perfectly describes how I would have felt if I were in Alex' position.

[@gitano045]

...I think the red band in alex's arm signifies not only is he a prisioner,but also part of the prision staff.

[@robertguildford]

A red band is privileged inmate. They can move around the prison unaccompanied their cells are not locked during afternoon bang up. I was a red band and that's how it worked in my time in gaol.

[@mikem3875]

When dude burped and the priests reaction, I was weak😅

[@bps3013]

Still fucking hilarious no matter how many times I've seen this!

[@ubiquitousdiabolus]

Despite his harsh demeanor, the chief guard is one of the only people in the movie who isn't corrupt, along with Alex's parents.

[@AFOH]

He contends himself so bad it's admirable and funny

[@clintonstone5654]

Always makes me laugh when he shouts don't you laugh God dam it as if they are naughty kids.

[@bps3013]

LMAO Alex's expression looking at the kissy face pervert!

[@kaizermengele6669]

Don’t you laugh damn you! Don’t you laugh!! Can’t believe no one has said that yet

[@chuckselvage3157]

The fart at 1:34 lol

[@AndrewBergey]

Oh my brothers, you’re humble narrator

[@copyright-ur1sf]

The fart sounds like an airplane going down lol

[@_hyzer]

0:38 started to crack up, the way he just stares back in disgust.

[@sammywestenberger9303]

0:38

[@hangintheredumbass]

Haha the look on Alex face when that guy's winking at him and stuff is hilarious.

[@nevion5533]

1:32 was that the sound of a WW2 airplane ready to bombard an enemy city?

[@AlexDeLarge77]

For an American Kubrick certainly had a British sense of humour.

[@masterknife8423]

I like how he made his most famous and acclaimed films here in the UK. I wouldn't be surprised if he liked some of the old school 70s and 80s comedies made here as well

[@smjjohnson]

I just love the belch & reaction! 1:00 😂

[@TheNostaglicFlower]

Alex is drop dead glorious!

[@Clevinger67]

Much like myself.

[@gurrenmed5319]

Looks like me

[@888ssss]

those two gay guys steal the whole scene. one blowing kisses and winks and the other just makes sheeps eyes lol

[@marcmeinzer8859]

The prisoners making kissy faces at each other remind me of US Navy enlisted submarine sailors.

[@tomservo5347]

300 men go down, 150 couples come up.

[@anb7408]

“And let’s have a little reverence you bastards!” 😂😂😂😂

[@djrobbie7717]

1:32 War plane is coming from pearl harbor... X))))))

[@user-uh6lm5wv6n]

Cant get enough of this scene. Kubrick is a master when curating his authority figures in this film. The orator really gives it everything here, his disdain for hoodlums is really shining through, love the part between 0:50-0:59 lol

[@princessmarlena1359]

1:33 my brothers, during school assemblies

[@Clevinger67]

That organ player was the only person there who had no reaction to the big fart. He just looked over.

[@nomorelies8613]

Alex either 😎

[@megabojan1993]

1:06

[@twirajuda]

Whoopie cushion reply at 1:33 MegaBojan1993

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

Lol

[@SpyroTDragon]

The burping is better than the fart.

[@Esotereclectic]

I'll bet you Kubrick belted that one out! :D

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

This my favorite scene from the movie!

[@Shogo5000]

"... a fireball spinning in their screaming guts. And I know, oh yes, I know..." [ Old fart ]

[@valefaccilongo]

malcom was a very beautiful boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@andycoe23]

Looooooooll timeless scene!

[@cygnustsp]

The priest and the commander are the only moral people in this movie. Incredible work by Kubrick.

[@konami1979]

When I watched the baptism scene in "There Will Be Blood" for the first time, I noticed that Eli Sunday was shot from the same awkward angle as the minister in this scene.

[@tonywords6713]

Yup! The scene where they're awkwardly singing along to thematically significant lyrics too! 'there is power power wonder working power in the blood.. of the lamb'

[@litherabbit]

Incredible. Even more incredible.

[@Moogaar1]

"What's it going to be, eh?!!" The actor who played the chaplin (Godfrey Quigley) was very good in this movie.

[@azmanabdula]

The guards look at 0:42 *Thats the "im going to hose you down in solitary" look*

[@georgerockatansky796]

0:30 Alex is in for a treat

[@Pink_Tax]

Hah! I would have been blowing kisses at him too!

[@JulianoRodrigues-zo5cz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kisses ❤❤❤

[@kreemkrackered3755]

That fart was epic

[@diddymuck]

despite kubrick depicting the chaplain as a farce-worthy parody, he was the actual hero of the film...he the one who made it clear the impropriety of mind-meddling, the one who assumed Alex could change with proper treatment and one insider with the guts to speak up against the process that eliminated free choice. That he was made clownish is a tweek offered by Kubrick and his disdain for religion.

[@fuzzballzz36]

Except, as you said, he was the only one who understood the implications of what the government was doiing...so he WASN'T made clownish, he was shown to be perceptive and intelligent. He can hardly be blamed for the prisoners' cynicism and irreverence. I don't think Kubrick was mocking him at all.

[@anonymousmobster2444]

The problem with the chaplain is that he didn't recognize the insincerity in Alex. Alex didn't have any true interest in becoming a good person. It was all an act.

[@diddymuck]

@@fuzzballzz36 it was his funny-Irishman looks that was farcical. virtually all of the adults in Alex's life have absurd or exaggerated appearances.

[@fuzzballzz36]

@@diddymuck you make a good point there.

[@twirajuda]

@@anonymousmobster2444 the chaplain might have been manipulated by Alex, but he spoke out on his behalf all the same

[@masterknife8423]

Didn't know Ian Paisley made an uncredited cameo in this 😂😂

[@firstdaysofhumanity4716]

1:54 Music lessons at elementary school be like

[@bmgelman]

@HumanHunterrr the word was nadsat. Malchick which is based on the russian word for boy - мальчик.

[@schaefferandnoone4505]

The Original Evin Peters

[@thegh0zt]

top 5 fav movies

[@flowrepins6663]

whats the others

[@vanessalikesapples]

dude alex is hawtt ,omfg that guy at the end blew him a kiss

[@805031]

Lol Gordon Ramsey at :30. I didn't know this was Hell's Kitchen.

[@FalconKPD]

The red bands on their arms look eerily familiar...

[@dronebee83]

Funniest scene of the film

[@David-yw2lv]

To me ,the prison chaplain is the hero of the story.His remarks about free will are the absolute truth.

[@thierrycashew3432]

Prison Charlie: What's it going to be, eh?! Alexander DeLarge: Oh korma! I forgot to say that liniya!!

[@angusyjr]

0:29 he gonna be somebody's bitch. LOL

[@blipblip88]

Howard Cosell sitting next to Gordon Ramsay.

[@xshadowscreamx]

We need a photo of even peters dressed up as Alex.

[@glow2590]

Alex is really almost 30 here though I guess he plays it well as being a teenager.

[@petermay9095]

Screaming guts...loooooool Literally! Loooool

[@lennybelardo8960]

hate the sin. love the sinner

[@alecfoster4413]

"And let's have a little reverence you bastards!"

[@tonywords6713]

2:00 looks just like a Hitler mime

[@TenorMan96]

0:29 Looking at a fish tank in a pet store

[@ME-em7vi]

I Know, yes, I now 😂

[@sonicboom918]

C'mon Gordon Ramsey XD 0:29

[@bps3013]

And Alex's expression is all "this fucking guy" XD

[@winning3329]

Gordon has a tasty dish for him lol

[@deanpd3402]

It's a pity that Kubrick did not include the part where Alex murders someone in prison.

[@jrmetmoi]

The old in-out in-out IN prison

[@cleofaspingarron]

Little Alex the prison karaoke boi

[@shrunkensimon]

Gordon Ramsey

[@winning3329]

He's about to start cooking

[@michaelwebb8158]

That main prison guard looks like Hitler--mustache, fierce look, always yelling.

[@crackeduptv8815]

That's intentional its supposed to be a metaphorical look into the worlds government. It's there to show the control and power the government has over alex and the rest of the world like Hitler.

[@thiscorrosion900]

Not to mention the Nazi-looking red armband on Alex's arm.

[@flowrepins6663]

​@@crackeduptv8815i think the goal was to associate christianity with nazlsm

[@johnfonseca5371]

SPINNING IN THEIR SCREAMING GUTS!!

[@Lucasfan375]

Toot!

[@marnistone6153]

The padre reminds me of Robbie Coltrane for some reason

[@bmgelman]

Not for sure, but as I recall, when Alex is asked for his religion he replies C of E

[@JayKhwaja]

Church ⛪ of England 🇬🇧

[@HateIsAFormOfWorship]

@@bmgelman DO YOU MEAN THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND?!!!! Yes, sir, the Church of England, sir.

[@michaelwhalen2442]

That preacher looks like Benny Hill.

[@sammywestenberger9303]

Alex: Hello 👋 Everyone!

[@tempo1889]

" is it going to be in and out of Institutions like this though more in than out for most of you." The chaplain knows a good percentage of these people he will be seeing again and in the same environment.

[@CHRISMED2]

Anyone notice the chief prison guard with Hitler style mustache stand in front of the chaplain & the chaplain raises his arm up like nazi salute?

[@flowrepins6663]

and alex has red thing on his sleeve that resembles the n@zi uniform . is subliminal brainwashing i guess.the goal was to associate it with christianity maybe but lot of movies , if not all movies has this kind of subliminal images.forrest gump , pulp fiction and many others

[@MrEightiesvintage]

1:05 and 1:33 lol

[@blueschewy2558]

Come on, sing up, damn you!

[@johnfonseca5371]

1:33

[@rhyno5289]

When you Rip ass next to your Grandparents 😂

[@aniburns329]

My reverand,what lovely teef you 'ave!!

[@wonkaomkaru]

Malcom was so handsome, I love this movie and I love Alex

[@osmiridium]

What does he say at 0:23? "A sorcel of cold porridge"?

[@bmgelman]

A saucer of cold porridge

[@davidgee4399]

I think this was the first ever fart in a major motion picture. Blazing Saddles was three years later.

[@matthewgallant3622]

It’s amazing how close the dialog is to the book. I’m reading the book now and the movie follows the book well, although I heard the ending is different, and in the book Alex kills the old lady with the Beethoven statue not the penis statue.

[@bmgelman]

"I have been informed..." :-)