A comedy parable about unity

This one cuts like a knife - or you might accidentally think I'm telling you about our family - in which case I'm the best (or worst?) husband who's ever lived.
Each short 'chapter' of the story has a point. And in keeping with the whole 'genre' of parables - its meaning is not explained to the crowds - only behind closed doors. So what you make of it is entirely up to you!
We hope you enjoy the story.