A Completely Accurate Summary of Halo 4

[@Williaso]

So, I do actually get something wrong in this video. I stated that the reasoning for the Infinity crashing wasn't explained in-game because I was getting it mixed up with a scene in Spartan Ops where a forerunner... thing causes an EMP. That's actually set after the events of Halo 4. The Infinity crashes during 4 because you failed to stop the gravity well and accidentally woke the space racist instead. As for not explaining the covenant... they don't. Cortana makes an assumption, but it's never confirmed by anyone in the campaign. (it's not until Spartan Ops that they explain this stuff, and that doesn't count because it's not part of the campaign)

[@dawagon1467]

It’s always the space racist fault you say, for all you know the pilot was drunk

[@Danny.Duns1]

Tf is a "space racist"

[@ek5268]

Videos really funny but completely disagree with your assessment of Halo 4, great game

[@sc0rpi0nspoison]

You did get a couple other facts wrong, which I labelled in a comment. Good video tho

[@FIGGYPWNS]

It's halo 4. Don't expect much anyway lol

[@dariushkasra5379]

In all my years, to hear the gravemind referred to as a giant soggy churro.......

[@clasy01]

Yep. That's certainly one you probably didn't expect.

[@burger_person115]

@@clasy01 I call the gravemind a sentient forskin lol

[@failuretv814]

@@burger_person115 "There is much Coc"

[@FIGGYPWNS]

"RAWDOGGING THE ATMOSPHERE " BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

[@xKIAxMaDDoG]

I was just about to comment this 😂

[@NoHandle44]

I don't get it.

[@FIGGYPWNS]

@@NoHandle44 rawdogging is slang for having sex without protection.

[@BLOODKINGbro]

@@FIGGYPWNS I'm still stuck on milftona

[@tufo6306]

@@BLOODKINGbro oh dear

[@DeltaGammer]

9:41 this moment was so beautiful i started to cry...

[@lewisirwin5363]

I blame Marty O'Donnell

[@masterchef3288]

Master Chief ascends to a higher power

[@dannyyoroi1955]

Our lord and savior master coochie May he bless us with a better chance to get laid

[@cowerdnerddespacito9518]

I liked but removed it because it was 117

[@FIGGYPWNS]

Temmie found space Jesus.

[@TheTendermen]

Halo Bungie: relatively simple art style, no one was unnecessary large or small based on their gameplay mechanics Halo 343: let’s make everyone thicc

[@caliginousmoira8565]

i will take that THICC Cortana.... thank you

[@TheTendermen]

@@caliginousmoira8565 fair

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

*Que everyone forgetting how George was basically the size of two average adults stacked*

[@daniellejarvis9131]

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 thats just jorge

[@VidyaAntics]

@@daniellejarvis9131 also he wasn't like bigger for no reason, he was a Spartan II surrounded by little baby Spartan IIIs.

[@Cydoniaaa]

Actual summary: 1% gameplay 99% team kill

[@lobugatti7526]

no offense I'm a new Halo fan but is team kill just a thing people do for fun or is it just toxic behavior?

[@misiosz1983]

@@lobugatti7526in campaign with friends mostly to piss off the second player

[@SDAWG-69]

@@lobugatti7526both depends if you both agree with it

[@scambutterboi3988]

9:40 so timmy starts to ascend. **HALO 3 MUSIC INTENSIFIES** My gosh i didnt knew i get likes

[@Danny.Duns1]

He is the chosen one

[@JakeTylenol]

2:48 this plot point was established in Halo 4 long before Halo 4, smart AI’s can only live 7 years. But yeah I feel you

[@30cal23]

plus the logic plague theory in that the flood can "infect" AIs and corrupt them to unintentionally serve the floods purpose or destablize a palce

[@grantt1589]

It's possible that they last longer but usually around that point where they start to deteriorate. After 7 years they are deleted because it can cause severe Damage to other computer system.

[@jokeropsairsoft1706]

@@grantt1589 because they're such advanced AI they become unstable. Dumb AI last much longer. Source TFoR

[@MrOsmodeus]

@@jokeropsairsoft1706 it's based on how much data they've handled over their lifespan. cortana handled far too much data and went rampant the seven years is just a safety standard because they generally shouldn't go rampant within 7 years. but cortana has had a spartan program, a space ship, several forerunner structures and a gravemind run through her

[@AlanGresov]

@@MrOsmodeus gross

[@isaachinds3736]

7:56 Love how nothing else of her gifts she unlocked in Chief does anything of significance.

[@Sapoman2211]

I mean... resisting the composer is pretty significant

[@Ribbons0121R121]

There's so much shit in the game never mentioned or used again

[@magic-556m]

@@Sapoman2211 that's it tho...I honestly assumed it was just the modified mk6

[@Master_Arthius]

100th like

[@ofekk213]

bruh it saved him from the composer and that was the sole purpose of the sped up evolutionary proccess. she only gave him immunity frrom the composer and that completly saved him. he would be enceypted without her.

[@angry_eck]

take away "whoever designed this game didn't give a shit about the other players"

[@paulsmith3583]

Or player 1. Or the fans. Or canon.

[@Ruisu101]

Or even remotely consistent design spec'.

[@spacker69]

@@paulsmith3583 yo was I the only one fucking pissed that halo made no sense from a cannon standpoint.

[@cameronlikesbugs]

2:43 i literally die at this part😂😂

[@caiminmills2667]

@Ghazi Ur "Am I a joke to you?" -Gravemind

[@OhYeaMista]

You literally don’t know what literally means.

[@cameronlikesbugs]

@@OhYeaMista hey that’s mean😢

[@dasgoose7167]

343 likes

[@FIGGYPWNS]

I can't even count how many times I teamkilled will

[@burnttoqst9061]

“Neil Davidge” i’m gonna be honest that one took me a second but damn that was a clever one

[@GusCraft460]

Referring to reentering that atmosphere without a ship as “raw dogging the atmosphere” is my new favorite thing.

[@FIGGYPWNS]

Crazy how this was my first game with winter EVER

[@OrbInDaFrame]

Crazy how this was my first Halo ever

[@monumentalsin3552]

@@OrbInDaFrame ew I'm sorry

[@eduardcruceru9004]

@@monumentalsin3552 at least it wasn't halo 5.

[@ProtocolAbyss]

@@monumentalsin3552 no need to be rude

[@crimsonraiderxv3422]

The first thing you hear him say already lets you know you're in for an entertaining video

[@sirapple2406]

Cortana in this game looks the best she ever did and none of you can’t convince me otherwise. #Cortanabestgirl

[@skaboopydoopthedoop8711]

I like how fast you make these

[@Williaso]

Yeah 'fast' haha. I've actually had the footage for this sitting on my hard drive since the beginning of December and just now got around to it

[@skaboopydoopthedoop8711]

I still appreciate your consistency

[@Williaso]

@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 If only that were true! 😂 it's going to be a couple weeks until the next CAS most likely.

[@FIGGYPWNS]

@@Williaso when we played it. Lmao.

[@davesthrowawayacc1162]

Wake up on a ship Arrive in a mysterious world filled with the abandoned technology of an ancient race that disappeared The PC is working for an empire Main villain is an ancient General who was betrayed by his wife Villain is using a device to convert people into his army of slaves Villains proper name and title is Ur-Didact The introduction of Forerunner "genesongs" from the Forerunner saga and the new novels implies Master Chief could be the reincarnation of Iso Didact The hero is helped along on his quest by a goddess who made him immune to the villain's weapon Final showdown takes place on a bridge, in front of the villains weapon Loads of annoying flying enemies Halo 4 is literally Morrowind with guns

[@1984Contra]

How could you kill a *god*? No recall or intervention can work in this place!

[@syntheticsimpshrimp]

Holy crap, you are right

[@syntheticsimpshrimp]

And that scene with cortana, that's just like azura final scene

[@adhdasdfroflxd123]

Woke af

[@Espartanica]

@Slak Kap Please tell me you ain't serious

[@NorthernLaw_]

The weapons in this game were extremely cool and fun to use, the vehicles were also really cool, a few of the missions were definitely some of my all time favorites even just for the atmosphere of them and what was happening, one of those being the mission where you were escorting the massive crawler vehicle with the pulse laser on top. Another cool thing was finally being able to fly a pelican, only took 4 games for them to allow us to do that. Also the weapon choices in this game were great too

[@chibipotate]

Well this has been a fun series~ I wonder if the Halo Wars games count on the list since they are also co-op and have... 'stories' to summarise

[@theallaroundnerd9889]

I actually disagree with your take on Del Rio being rightfully angry. Chief's reasoning is that they have to act right now otherwise they aren't going to have enough time to warn people, get back up and stop the didact. It was much more efficient to risk the lives of the people on the Infinity to have a higher percentage to save the universe then it would be to waste time to escape requiem to get help that could give them a potential worse percentage of succeeding because they would be wasting time.

[@gravytube4099]

Chiefs reasoning is more sound but i still done blame del rio, he was just a huge dick about it

[@jedijam91]

Honestly if the dude who has saved the human race about a dozen times at this point orders me to do something, even if it seems crazy, I'm going to do it.

[@nnoscc5231]

I actually didn't know that the kid at the start was chief, I though it was just some random kid😂

[@madness0169]

At first I always thought it was Halsey lol. But yes, it was John.

[@CLON3RAW3S0ME]

This is golden right here I love it haven’t laughed this hard in years Funniest part other than the whole thing was at 6:41 Thank you very much for this my man keep this going forever please

[@Stefan23K]

I've played every Halo games countless times but Halo 4 I only played through once and didnt even buy Halo 5. Really hoping for Halo Infinite to restore the Halo franchise

[@cjume6001]

Gotta admit, chief in halo 4 had good armor.

[@slick9226]

I did

[@thesmerelajiah2805]

Did Infinite wash the bad taste out of your mouth?

[@Stefan23K]

@@thesmerelajiah2805 Played a little multiplayer, don't really like the progression etc but the game play was good, haven't played campaign yet but hearing all good things

[@thesmerelajiah2805]

@@Stefan23K Its my first Halo game, and I honestly really enjoyed it. I didnt understand the majority of potential references(its why I am floating around these videos), but the story was really good and the music was a banger. Some moments almost brought some tears in my eyes, I felt bad for the Chief cause he has been through a lot and the game subtly hints at his sad mental state.

[@JimHalpertFromTheOffice]

As controversial as Halo 4 was, I liked it (but I admit I didn't love it like Halo's 1-3). Halo 5 though was a complete dumpster fire. I absolutely hated the campaign of Halo 5, but liked the multiplayer and Warzone Firefight.

[@Afluffycookie117]

I 100% agree with you. I think Halo 4 was overall OK. Story was OK, campaign gameplay wasn't that fun, multiplayer was pretty fun imo. I think a lot of people hated it because it was a downgrade compared to the first 4 games. Now Halo 5 on the other hand had a disastrous story that completely ignored everything Halo 4 set up, not to mention they brought back the terrible covenant armor. I do think the promeatheans were improved though. Multiplayer was pretty fun as well.

[@Afluffycookie117]

Evolution of Halo: Halo CE: *Every level except the first one takes place on a halo ring* Halo 2: *Half of the game takes place on a halo ring* Halo 3: *Final mission on a halo ring* Halo 4 *Sees a halo ring* Halo 5: Where's the halo ring?

[@StatisticColt]

halo 5 : secret legendary ending

[@aiosquadron]

@@Afluffycookie117 Halo Infinite: What are halo rings?, probably.

[@caliginousmoira8565]

@@aiosquadron never leaving the ring... boots on the ground(not what that means...)... don't want sprint... but a grapple hook is ok...oh yeah and bring back the flood and old art style ...

[@Snacks256]

Trying to turn Master Chief into humanity's savior because of DESTIIINYYYY and Librarian's master plan was so very silly. Halsey's "spartans are the next step" monologue is absolutely bizarre seeing as she knows firsthand how exceedingly difficult it was to "make" them and that all of their augmentations are purely physical.

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

8:51 As far as I see they did a pretty good job with this scene. Both sides were justified in the whole argument. Del Rio as the captain is worried about everyone on the ship and wants to make a strong attack with better odds. Chief having seen how dangerous Didact actually is, wants to make an immediate attack to ensure the everyone's safety.

[@darthball2723]

Give me that chip

[@anjaneyasreetrout2444]

@@darthball2723 **Slowly chews it while looking him in the eye**

[@BigFootTheRealOne]

But still he could have given Chief at least a couple pelican gunships. Because he is in fact letting a 4-runner in his dreadnought just peace out.

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

“GIVE. ME. THAT. CHIP.” “The Didak have to be stopped. If you won’t do it, I will.” ”I. Am ordering you……TO SURRENDER THE *A.I* !” “NO.”

[@gietpudemee9155]

1:59 To answer that question, that's a smaller variant called the CRS light cruiser. The ships seen in the games before H4 were the much bigger/tougher CCS battlecruisers. The description "baby cruisers" also isn't that wrong concidering the CRS pattern probably isn't as old as the CCS pattern or the RCS pattern. Also Yes, Nanomachines are always the correct answer!😂

[@madness0169]

The ship actually believe it or not is a Light Covenant Cruiser that holds 1,000 - 1,500 Covenant troops onboard.

[@gietpudemee9155]

@Ryan Chow Yes, the CRS/Zanar pattern was 300m long, and with that the second smallest vessel in the Covenant navy only being bigger than the DAS/Mutan Et pattern.

[@gietpudemee9155]

@@madness0169 Well then 343 clearly messed up the ships design since a dark purple CCS like body mixed with green lights is a CRS pattern, with other ship patterns either having different colors or a different hull. Although a CRS could technically hold such a big amount of troops, especially this one since it was leading the boarding action on the dawn.

[@gietpudemee9155]

@United Europe I agree, you do are right about that. I remember thinkingto myself for a long time that Covenant cruisers are tiny since the only Halo games I ever got to play were H3 and H4, meaning I never got to experience how big Cruisers actually were thanks to levels like Truth and Reconciliation from CE.

[@TheEvilFoxy]

"Rule 63 Voldemort" Had me in stiches. Holy shit.

[@Umbrex349]

I'd like to mention that in Halo 3 the Forward Unto Dawn was a Charon class frigate with a hangar at the back of the ship. In Halo 4, they changed it to a Strident class frigate, which doesn't have a hangar at the back and creates an inconsistency with the last mission on Halo 3.

[@junk2040]

1:20 Ad: *Do you need a new roof?*

[@bigmanred1400]

Did anyone else spot that the forward unto dawn, ( the ship chief escapes the halo ring on in halo 3) completely changes design in halo 4 because they couldn’t be bothered to make a model for it- bungie focused always on the little details but 343.....

[@alexanderrobins7497]

>End Halo 3 with half a mid sized ship >Start Call of “Halo” 4 in different armor on half a ship now twice the size of The Pillar of Autumn. Seems legit.

[@RowanTheTree]

Bungie literally put a massive gap/trench in the pillar of autumn connected by a tiny bridge in the centre of it with nothing around it

[@longjohnlongdong4692]

Destroy the natives wells so they don’t have access to drinking water 😂

[@NoHandle44]

Well, the Didact is super powerful all by himself, So letting him go like how police let suspects in cars getaway is super dangerous and Del Rio is the bad guy here.

[@spartan3294]

5:05 "Hatch a space racist from an egg" omg I lost it, that was funny.

[@sc0rpi0nspoison]

Just a couple corrections: 0:32 The Spartans wore standard Mark IV Mjolnir when the Covenant attacked, rather than Mark V. The Mark V platform Mjolnir was still being tested as late into the war as The Fall Of Reach which was only about a month before the end of the Human-Covenant War 6:23 The Didact has already given his speech about how humanity has been "abandoned by time" and during the Librarian cutscene (as well as a terminal) she explains that the Prometheans are ancient humans and the Didact plans to convert modern humans into Prometheans to simultaneously snuff out "the enemy" and build his new empire. So John wanting to end him quickly as possible is completely necessary. Other than that, you're pretty spot on about everything else

[@troglodude980]

IV means 4 VI means 6

[@sc0rpi0nspoison]

@@troglodude980 i understand that. The Spartans wore Mark IV (4) Mjolnir during the first contact battles of the Human-Covenant War. A couple varients were constructed, with the numerous helmets being a testbed for the Mark V platform. The main Mark IV sets we've seen are the set from "The Package" which has inspired the Halo Infinite Mjolnir, and the standard Mark IV seen in Halo Wars. Notably, Mark IV Mjolnir did not come with Energy Shielding, which was a necessity for the future platforns

[@flavourruling2162]

You’re telling me Reach, CE, 2, and 3 all take place within a year? Jesus

[@sc0rpi0nspoison]

@@flavourruling2162 got that right my friend. In fact, from about the last mission of Reach to the last mission of Halo 3 is just over a month if I recall correctly. Something like 44 days, give or take the time Chief met Cortana being slightly altered/retconned

[@echoc3742]

This is a genuine question, how can Cortana move around with that dump truck attached to her back??

[@SilverlonewolfX]

"We're homicidal xenophobes." That pretty much sums up a Spartan.

[@adans78]

9:41 master chief ascends to godly levels

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

I actually really like halo 4. I liked the story and campaign. Didn't really like multiplayer that much. This game felt like a halo game. Well more correctly more like halo reach 2 and it had most of the charms of one. However Halo 5 didn't have any of this for the campaign. But had a pretty good multiplayer (minus the req's)

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

Halo 4 was my first Halo so I'm biased, but I gotta say that its multi was my favorite for a long time

[@Chuked]

@@gyrozeppeli4862 im literally half way through the game and nothing of importance or excitement has occured… the only thing that got a reaction out me was the captain dude yelling at chief who was completely unphased by any of it

[@GH0STCCC-vu5rz]

0:31 Well if it's trying to be early contact with the Covenant, I'm pretty sure the Spartans should be in Mark IV, as Mark V Was not released and worn by Spartans until the Battle/Fall of Reach.

[@TheUnluckyRooster]

7:08 When the Mammoth turns its nitro on and steamrolled his buddy XD

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

Yeah this is deadass 100% accurate...

[@mr.digitalwrite9558]

9:41 o hel na chif took 40 benadrils

[@caiminmills2667]

He ascends because them flintstones vitamin gummies

[@AllHailNumo]

2500mg of CBD

[@toddbatchelder9380]

Damnit, Chief! I told you not to take Joe Rogan's DMT!!!

[@theskieshavefallen8408]

08:30 You're absolutely worng on this one. The destruction of New Pheonix and Ivanoff Station could've been entirely avoided if Del Rio had taken action against the Didact when Chief warned him in this cutscene. Instead of taking action and putting a stop to this obvious extinction level threat he just wanted to say fuck it and leave. Del Rio is the bad guy cause instead of listening to Humanity's greatest hero he ignored and threatened him resulting in an unacceptable loss of life, the destruction of an entire research facility, and the partial destruction of a major city.

[@benjaminxm2011]

Genius writing in this. Also great comedic timing. Nice work!

[@ryantheminer1]

The “Hallucinations” thing is a PERFECT canonical explanation for 4 master chiefs. No joke

[@grayraining]

The reason there’s the “Covenant” is that there splinter groups left behind after past events

[@MapleLeafAce]

Yeah the extended lore explains it. The issue is the game makes no mention of any of it. The most we ever get is Cortana saying something along the lines of "I thought we were allied with the Elites".

[@ihatepenguinshaterofallpen1832]

@@MapleLeafAce chief says that and cortana makes the rationalization that either tensions rose again after 4 tears or its a splintered/rogue faction which is a reasonable guess. Not sure how this dude missed that but than again its hard to pay attention to a story while playing 4 player coop

[@caseydale4731]

Funniest commentary I've seen. 🤣

[@LeeAndersonMusic]

3:21 That did not age well. They turned Halo Infinite in one of the worst microtransaction hellholes I've ever seen

[@Williaso]

I mean, there's no lootboxes.

[@rahulravishankar3152]

Cortana has a really nice personality in this game.

[@failedlabexperimentnumber7710]

I really liked halo four, it had at least two reasons to like it

[@Expandedsky]

Rampancy has been a well established querk of smart AI since the beginning

[@Williaso]

In the extended universe. If anyone has only played the games (myself included) then that information comes straight out of left field.

[@FIGGYPWNS]

7:08 I get ran over by the mammoth

[@Williaso]

I tried to include as many random deaths as possible

[@FIGGYPWNS]

@@Williaso ya done good will.

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

F

[@ninedivines5374]

I thank halo 4 and 5 for the "lovely" fan art

[@fearglitchdragon7237]

bonk

[@jackthelucario]

The monetization jokes for Halo Infinite truly aged like fresh milk, I never thought I would ACTUALLY miss REQ packs. They were somehow better than the actual Infinite monetization system.

[@Williaso]

No. No they weren't.

[@jackthelucario]

@@Williaso I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree, since you could very easily and actually get a lot of the armor sets for free without paying for REQ packs, unlike the single armor set you can get for free in infinite But on a whole other level, I gotta respect you for being active in the comments on a half a year old video. Was not expecting the personal disagree.

[@burnttoast.2017]

@@Williaso Both systems are shit though, can't deny

[@fluff6811]

I love how,"Cortana has an existential crisis" isn't even a joke

[@YitRapper]

Honestly a lot of the stuff that he isn't explained is explained. Having said that I love you and your channel 😌. I would raw dog the atmosphere anyday

[@ThePowerRanger]

The amount of team this man has is the reason we have to do missions solo.

[@twincitiesdashcam9119]

I literally just finished Halo 4 and then watched this- thanks for the laughs!

[@timur5241]

Chief and his 3 buddies on their way to fight covenant's version of first order and ancient transformers wannabes

[@weir-t7y]

The cruisers are fairly normally-sized, it's just that a lot of the more memorable covenant ships you see are supercarriers

[@skd_vincent9325]

I love how these intros have progressed from CE: Played it with the help of a friend and we went insane in the second half Halo 2: Played it with a friend on legendary because we're insane Halo 3: Played it with some friends and we drove each other insane Halo 4: Played it with the help of some friends to keep ourselves sane... it didn't work

[@tostie3110]

Every next game one more teammate joins and the teamkilling intensifies

[@frostbitefox9632]

7:42 "Rule 63 Voldemort" That had me dying, you deserve a sub for that

[@Ghent_Halcyon]

I find the pelican and broadsword missions were the best

[@sodium7127]

1:50 oh god im dying of laughter 🤣

[@STAXXX313]

It's endlessly entertaining every *blank* our way to the next section. I don't know why

[@robertcurry389]

Now halo 4’s campaign doesn’t explain it at all why the covenant still exists however Spartan ops does. In Spartan ops you pretty much are fighting a remnant of the covenant. Splinter cells headed up by different warlords trying to fight for control of territory. The other Covenant that’s still headed by brutes is off in the Halo Wars games.

[@broncojimmyYT]

This was amazing

[@jackrabbit8255]

“Then we all died, so we get to watch Chief cream himself again” 😂😂👌

[@ggnn5055]

Milftana lmaoo xD

[@Boosted_collectibles]

Milftana is absolutely best thing I’ve ever heard. Hilarious everytime you say it!

[@kakkacarmenelectra7229]

This video is the best thing about halo 4

[@dannonyogurt98]

Halo 4 is one of my favorite Halo games. I feel like Halo 5 retroactively made people hate this one. Like The Last Jedi made people hate The Force Awakens.

[@Datboi_23]

“Because Dr. Squatch teamed up with Halo to slay your stench with Dr. Squatch’s Spartan Soap.”

[@TraumaTrae]

"Rawdog the atmosphere." Beautiful.

[@Nomaidens0]

Trust me Me:BT 7274 flashbacks

[@wookiewaffles1503]

I'm not crying

[@stevenpaul1326]

Cortana more like babetana am I right hehe..he..........he *nervously looks around*

[@MyHandsRCold]

The lack of star wars references in the last mission disappoints me, however you’re a seriously talented content creator had me laughing all the way through, keep it up bro

[@hasnihossainsami8375]

9:45 Chief farted while ascending

[@lethalduck4928]

i feel like the staring cut scene really set the tone for the game because it showed a the other side of chief. the one that was lonely and not the covenant's worst nightmare

[@frusty7217]

I swear the first time I watched timmy ascend it was a hell of a lot longer than the second or third time

[@Griffos_improve_heart_health]

The cruisers are CRS class cruisers, but are only 300m long, due to a stable mutation in the assembly forges when trying to make another model. They have a crew of 9 and can carry a compliment of 50 troops. They have no glassing beam, but rather use plasma torpedoes for bombardment. Also they appear friendly to forerunner installations due to the mutations

[@apcsox]

Let’s not also mention how the explosion when you take out that cruiser in the first mission, looks like a friggin Lego ship breaking apart. The “explosions” were comical in this shit.

[@philosphorus9442]

Wakes up from Cryo sleep. Clones himself. Goes on a "un-friggin-believable!" against a bunch of shiny bois and murders Space Hitler with a wammakablam. Doesn't elaborate. Sleeps until Halo 5.

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

9:41 Master chief became a precursor lmao

[@hundio88]

3:22 lmao req packs in Halo 5 were garbage.

[@tostie3110]

Random armors was annoying. But otherwise I didn't care

[@theantianimeassociation7574]

@@tostie3110 it was litterally pay to win lmao. Pay more money for pacs and we give you more equipment to use in multiplayer

[@kodathebodybuilder]

I still think halo 4 is a pretty great game. Prolly lower on the list of Halo games but still one of my favorite stories

[@radjetstream1596]

The greatest battle ever, the Australian space squad vs evil dogs and robot dinosaurs

[@musicguy20]

It’s common ppl turn to dust anyway in Phoenix, it’s like a big hot retirement centre.

[@VidyaAntics]

Oh no, they didn't know you can skip 90% of Shutdown by just flying the pelican through a pelican-sized hole.

[@Renobridivi]

7:44 The Librarian inserting 343 gygabytes of Halo lore into your brain

[@ThePowerRanger]

This was hilarious. How come you not have more subs. You are very underrated.

[@crystxxl_5465]

"And we didn't die thank to the Voldermort SDT"

[@glenstortroen1286]

Hahaha solid video, love the breakdown and the editing! Good god I had almost fully forgotten all these bad memories of Halo 4 campaign just utterly dropping the ball. This marked the end of an era... I didn't hate multiplayer but it won't go down in the books either. Alright I clicked for fun to watch some good comedy rendition of Halo and that's what I got, but I have to say, your quick dismissal of the Dr.Halsey intro cinematic is off. It's relevant to Chiefs story because it sets up grounding him with his regular human counterparts and origin. Basically it's all part of 343 industries trying to humanize Chief more than in previous games, which they continue to do with different storyline beats In Halo 4/5, such as Chiefs relationships with Cortana, Lasky, and the other Spartans of his generation and before. As much as the Dr.Halsey scene is a bit corny and cringe, it's straight to the point from Chief's backstory. He was a small child that had his life stolen from him by the means of a ridiculous freak military experiment involving a brutal amount of invasive surgery. And Halsey planned the whole program. It's fucked up but it throws the narrative away from her simply being a good guy type character.

[@callmecassian6952]

9:41”when you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?”

[@cameronharris5107]

I love how chief carves through platoons of aliens that odst have issues just looking at like they’re butter & that captain thinks that he gives anything more than a suggestion to what’s going to happen. MC follows orders cuz he wants to & breaks regs constantly doing what he thinks he needs to to do his job. & that guy gonna try to act like his rank has any true weight out there in the middle of the void to a person that clears starships & uses them to blow other stuff up 🤣

[@quarreneverett4767]

When playing the halo.for.on mcc that flying part was also being freezy for us too

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

I'm not exactly sure, but I'm getting the vibe that he and his friends like to team kill each other on their spare time.