A Completely Accurate Summary of Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus

[@nicorozner7417]

Only game I've ever played where the tutorial is in a wheelchair, the first half is in an exo suit, and the second half is in a body you stole after being decapitated.

[@brandonparodo803]

Fun fact: you can do takedowns while in the wheelchair, and the animations are incredible

[@eggbag4182]

Idk if I should feel bad but I was laughing my ass off the entire intro because of the wheelchair

[@Not_that_radeon]

@@brandonparodo803 there's even an achievement for it too

[@pikachair21]

Being in a chair in real life makes it even better

[@pillowube3178]

Im facist:)))))

[@justarandompersoniguess]

after watching the video all I can say is that wolfenstein's story sounds like something cooked up in a fever dream

[@celtoucan4956]

Or someone taking as many drugs as the Nazis were at the end of the war

[@Smog420]

It probably is, you can't tell me these people weren't on some shit during the storyboard process

[@justarandompersoniguess]

@@Smog420 Trust me, I won't tell you, because they had to be.

[@samjones4772]

@@Smog420 I played it yeeted out and it made perfect sense

[@thedeepfriar745]

You know that in the timeline BJ Blaskowitz is the great- great-great-great grandfather of DOOM Guy

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

I like how the Nazis in this game grow like pests in the U-boat, you need to regularly clear out the Nazis in your home, they grow inside the walls and under the floor

[@cartersherwood3218]

I am so happy that you made sure to include my favorite kind of Nazi in this video. The ones that used to be alive but no longer are. Great stuff as always Williaso.

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

Science fact: a decapitated head is still active for a very short while after being cut off.

[@50percent_cool]

Yeah but in game it’s plenty of time for all neural activity to stop

[@JPKLLR]

My boi billy has some strong neurons for someone who struggles with typing VALHALLA

[@Why_does_this_exist_YouTube]

Dawg, this is the same universe that has the Nazis winning

[@H010CR0N]

You missed a perfectly good chance during the “burning Nazis into chick nuggets” to say you turned them into hotdogs (because hotdogs were inspired by bratwursts)

[@crabbowiththestabbo]

And to quote the big BJ: “Ich bin ein Hotdog”

[@bloodlustalice2349]

@@crabbowiththestabbo iconic line LMFAOOOOO

[@MrMoorkey]

I get it! It's funny! Like...the American sausage!

[@BigBadBalrog]

I'm disgusted by your preference for toggle aim, but I *do* really hate Nazis, so I'll like and subscribe anyway. You win this time, Williaso 😤

[@LaRavachole]

*Toggle Aim Gang*

[@CrusherGER]

Toggle aim, best aim.

[@austins9950]

@@flurrykick5807 toggle aim is dumb change my mind 😂

[@LaRavachole]

@@austins9950 It allows for better precision by not having to keep a constant pressure on your mouse from having to hold your right click. Also, the finger won't get tired so you can keep aiming for as long as you'd like. And finally, preference.

[@CrusherGER]

@@ThePersonMan It really depends on the kind of game. Fast paced and fast ADS, hold might be better. Slower paced, slower ADS, and ADS used for observing or precise aiming for extended periods, then toggle is your best friend. Edit: And I really think it comes down to what you are using, a gamepad (hold) or mouse+keyboard (toggle).

[@jacobrobinson787]

So glad I wasn't the only one annoyed at the level design for this game. It's fun, but often times after the action's done you're asking: where do I go?

[@averagedenysenjoyer3779]

I just fucking hate that you don't actually see America that much most of the game is just set in concrete bunkers.

[@Logan7281X]

That's one of the reasons I never finished these games. That damn camera. Kept making me nauseous.

[@radfoxuk8113]

They use the "Ooh, a piece of candy!" approach, using enemies to guide the player, but when there's no enemies, they have no fall back.

[@darthjayder9914]

I find that happens before during and after but maybe Blazko is just bad at cartography

[@ryhanon7]

You literally have a map with waypoints on it available to you at all times... I can't understand how anybody managed to get lost in this game.

[@TheSixteen60]

The start of the game: In a wheelchair The first half of the game: In a hexagonal pattern super suit The second half of the game: In a stronger body because your head came off

[@KevinCadiente]

When I took training with CBRN, it turns out radioactive particles are more dense than air, so THEORETICALLY if you're high enough above the majority of structures, you're somewhat safe from the settled radiation but God forbid if heavy winds come in and aireate those particles again

[@Pierce1996h]

Really glad I'm not the only one who got lost. I felt like an idiot on the New York level.

[@starpk1177]

Yeah this game level design is quite confusing

[@Chuked]

@@starpk1177 BRO THERES LITERALLY WAYPOINTS

[@saibot1246]

You miss the part of the upgrades before you take the body. For anyone who didn't played there is 3 choice. Crawling on mousehole because it compress you torso. The second one is just a charging one to break nzi and finally metal gear legs to have the high ground

[@matthewjeremy6887]

You mean the Chageing one and the 2 no one choose?

[@saibot1246]

@@matthewjeremy6887 Yeah

[@LWM-Official-Music-Channel]

apparently I was also able to get 2 diff suits. Ram Shackle and also the one you can squeeze in. After completing story I had possibilities to go after other commanders and in one of the levels I found it

[@tzCombot]

@@matthewjeremy6887 Battle Walkers are the best choice actually, they give you hp per kill

[@strikeforce1500]

Its funny, and ironic, that the whole court sequence part is the hardest part, when, at least in theory, should be a power trip, since it is a BJ dream not a nightmare. Also, you gonna play the disastrous Young Blood?

[@ashpod9096]

Nooooooo don't play young blood it is also best left as a fever dream

[@coltforceplayer]

Uhm actually it's Youngblood not Young Blood

[@TradRaider]

“… to become the German Shepherd of Fire.” I see what you did there

[@TootsNTots]

Tbh I’ve never heard of anyone else with as many toggle aim and FOV issues in my life. But you’re different. And that’s okay

[@princessmaly]

"I still stand by the fact that this series naming conventions are insane." This isn't even the first Wolfenstein 2, as "Wolf2" was the nickname used on the shortcut for the 4th - yes, 4th, not 2nd - Wolfenstein game. The actual 2nd game was Spear of Destiny, but Wolfenstein was also called "Wolf2" because it was a direct sequel to Return to Castle Wolfenstein, so it was the second in that series. Also, the actual name of the game was just "Wolfenstein" which sounds kind of confusing but it is actually the only game just called "Wolfenstein," as the original was Wolfenstein 3D, and before that the original original game before the fps stuff was called Castle Wolfenstein. Compared to that, the AH series is actually pretty consistent. Old Blood is a non-numbered "Wolfenstein 0" and it's not really that strange to not count the prequel as a numbered sequel, that happens all the time. Youngblood isn't numbered because it's something of a side story because the protagonist isn't B.J., but his twin daughters, so there's a logically consistent reason for it. Personally I think the Doom series is a little more outrageous. The third Doom game is Final Doom, Doom 3 is the 5th, and it's not even in the same timeline as 1, 2, Final, and 64. It was only called 3 because it was the third one id developed directly. But they really fucked up by calling the 6th game just "Doom," which is already a name of an existing video game so that's... just really stupid? No idea why they didn't call it Doom 4, especially when everyone is forced to call it "Doom 4" anwyas because it doesn't have its own title.

[@darthjayder9914]

of call it doom 2016, still doom 6 though

[@Anthony-mt7qr]

It gets even worse when you realise that Old Blood is actually a RTCW remake without all the actual good bits of RTCW, like the bit where the Falschimjaeger drop happens in the airbase, though that leads to you getting the best gun in the game the FG42. I dont even know where Wolfenstein 2007 belongs in the series.

[@arshiaaghaei]

@@Anthony-mt7qr Wolfenstein 2009 is usually the most disliked because of 2 reasons. 1. It tries to connect the Wolf 3D and SoD to the RtCW and later games while having characters that literally died in the older games (Hans Grosse) come back in this one. 2. It's kinda over the top weird

[@ajsuryavanshi759]

How can you even write something that long for a fucking game name.

[@rexrip1080]

I am going to be "that guy". There are 2 types of armor, one is made for ballistic protection (bullets) and other is an anti- staby armor (edged weapons). They are made from the different materials in order to protect you from the different types of weapons. The first type is used for the objects that move really fast and works by spreading the force of the projectiles impact across the surface of the armor (it comes in many different forms including kevlar mostly used for handguns- this is the type that you will most often see on police, then there is ceramic plate armor that is used for higher rifle calibers. There are a few materials used for the rifle protection based on the purpose, it is basically a balancing act between the weight of the plates and the type of protection you will need). For the anti-stab armor, it is made from a thing called aramid. It is basically a synthetic material made from fibers with high tensile strength specifically designed to stop a blade. The point: If an object like a blade or an axe in this example hits a piece of armor that is designed to stop a higher caliber bullet, it is able to penetrate. If the mask is made from metal, it will not be able to penetrate is most likely but will drop a person, knocking it out cold and giving it a concussion, maybe braking its neck, depending on the force of the hit. That is basically why the morning star was invented in the middle ages, it will cave in a persons skull, killing him instantly or after a few minutes from the brain bleeding... That being said, a blunt object or an stabbing object with a square profile would work way better then the axe... If the mask is made from some sort of plastic (this makes more sense since it reduces the weight) it would be penetrated without any issue...

[@The_Grecian_Empire]

tldr plz

[@rexrip1080]

@@The_Grecian_Empire But you still wasted your time writing a comment...

[@The_Grecian_Empire]

@@rexrip1080 tldr plz

[@atomicanachronism8849]

@@The_Grecian_Empire tl;dr: you can't put an axe through a metal helmet, but you can put it through a ballistic face mask, which is what happened at 14:10

[@robertaylor9218]

“After disabling the nazis’ hearts and minds…” is my favorite line from this video

[@Spartan8676]

This game was a fever dream

[@indyman_123]

Found your channel through this vid, and it's hilariously good lol! 😂 Loved the commentary, editing, and the added gameplay footage with your buddies. This game (and the series in general) is totally bonkers btw. I'm gonna binge watch the "completely accurate" show fr. Subscribed. Keep it going; cheers!

[@coltforceplayer]

Im pretty sure the "filler level" is a playground for the contraptions you unlock, its just letting you play around with your new abilities

[@centurionzen1005]

"and the Nazis built a waterslide on that slope" I mean fuck, if that isn't accurate...

[@thadBegay]

I feel like you could have also called "Formerly Rebel Wilson" Pam, and now i want to go rewatch archer.

[@Williaso]

Ah shitsnacks.

[@paladinofthelostdays7392]

These games, regardless of actual quality, will always be a solid 10/10 for letting us murder all the Nazis we could ever want.

[@fermit_thekrog1720]

In the new order there’s a glitch where you can store heavy weapons in your inventory, you do this by changing the mode on the gun like adding a suppressor or switching to the grenade launcher mode on the assault rifle then pick up a heavy weapon it repeat if It doesn’t work for the first time.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Ok hear me out: Wolfenstein, but the bad guys are Japanese instead. Imagine seeing twisted spider-like humanoids with mismatched limbs chasing you down a dark corridor - a la Unit 731?

[@milesrogers7402]

Sounds cool

[@ceccascorp8149]

Yes, spider human, the average Japanese soldier, just kidding it would be Australians

[@josephthompson1350]

I always get so excited when I get that notification pops up saying Williaso has a new video!!

[@shonkylovesgaming1766]

The best part of the game is that the permanent health bar has reduced significantly from New Order, showing the damage that BJ has taken from the ending.

[@Williaso]

That's the BEST part of the game?

[@shonkylovesgaming1766]

@@Williaso Umm one of it.

[@ashpod9096]

​@@Williaso lool

[@BrokenTooth]

Well, he also got a fucking iron man suit, which apparently means fuck all as far as protection is concerned. I'm sorry, but that suit should have buffed him significantly. This game is bullshit

[@keegan9901]

This channel is such a gem

[@Beardieee]

[@mattjindrak]

A gem of shit

[@smelkus]

The robot arm with a mind of it's own reminds me of Listers robot arm in the Red Dwarf episodes Epideme and Nanarchy

[@Uhmmm-hp6eu]

The flashbacks had no fucking chill holy shat

[@Jonklebonkle]

You And Me Relate On A Spiritual Level, Because We Both Still Play All The Wolfensteins Despite Some Of Them Being 5-4 Years Old

[@slay3r930]

Bro like I always comeback to the series and replay it from old blood to Youngblood I love it 😂

[@somenerd8401]

"Continue to line up in the hallway for me." Wow its like the trench gun all over again

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

The plant the nuke part can be done by legging it to the reactor, planting the bomb and legging it out of the base. I've tried it a few times and it works

[@Т1000-м1и]

The 4chan sheetpost review was the most sane part

[@Axelrun1994]

11:52 "there's another bit at the end of the game, but we'll get to that" Me: i know exactly what bit you're on about 😂

[@hunterbruhn1367]

I love that you flashed “Get Psyched” in your intro

[@dfresh93086]

The “In The End” usage was spot-on. Bravo lol

[@dylanmccann1924]

Tim hortons is a coffee place not a convenience store

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

[@varanidstudios7928]

My favorite part was when they did the crazy thing and the racists died

[@coltforceplayer]

Was when they did the cut off head thing and the villain died

[@dallas_wannabeyt7085]

Still can't believe the person who played Blazko's dad also voiced Overlord from the OG MW2 and Shepherd from thr reboot

[@confidential837]

Fergus is Irish, he needs alcohol, not painkillers

[@clinton8421]

He's Scottish, but same rules apply.

[@yaboyvickk5635]

Scottish

[@confidential837]

Oh shit my bad

[@eyelazer9531]

It should have been “I climbed an elevator in a latter”

[@trank9405]

'German Shepherd of Fire' is my new favorite thing.

[@rosdos100]

You forgot the awesome cover of We're Not Gonna Take It. lol

[@Williaso]

I thought it was awful, so much screaming

[@rosdos100]

@@Williaso It's called Djent. It really fit the atmosphere of the game.

[@LordomusPL]

Oh shit new williaso video. HELL YE

[@Just_Adrian_]

8:12 casual racism vs competitive racism

[@Nemesis_Angel]

“Trust me” -Williaso

[@centurionzen1005]

The first video game in the history of the world where Ronald Reagan gets shot to death by Adolf Hitler. A rare sentence indeed...

[@saibot1246]

4:00 About the lazer gun something extremely stupid the game does is if you choose to save Wyatt you don't get it and get a somekind of remote detonator instead of the lazergun and the lazergun is apparently way more stronger and recommended for the hardest difficulty. They also did the same thing in Wolfenstein the new order in which if you save Wyatt you instead to find permanent health upgrade you get increase armor value on pickup it wouldn't be necessary bad but permanent 200 max health vs 2X on armor pick up but apparently can't overcharge. The game rewards you gameplay wise for saving Fergus which i find more interesting

[@RtalAkatosh]

I heard "And if you hate Nazi's", and I subbed imediatly

[@Williaso]

Well that's good, you should've seen all the comments I had to remove after I said that haha

[@RtalAkatosh]

@@Williaso XD

[@duphasdan]

The part where the one lady finally had enough of that loudmouth lady is my favorite part of the game. I was like 'Finally someone shut her up!'.

[@Technos_Offical]

there is a lore reason why he didnt die and its that a demon cursed him in wolfentstein rpg that his entire family shall suffer eternally, hence he didnt have the kids yet his curse had not yet left him this also explains all the bullshit he survives

[@dallas_wannabeyt7085]

The one detail I hate about New colossus: they didn't give Fergus a prosthetic arm instead giving him a bonkers robot arm

[@dakotacollis5123]

wait, is nobody gonna question how tf he drinks and gets drunk if hes literally just a head?

[@KincaidCalder-vn6bo]

I’m fairly certain that for some reason, the nazi super soldier body is still a functional, anatomically correct body. As for why, i have no idea.

[@eggbag4182]

I was absolutely dreading the courtroom level because I was told about how awful it was but it was still nowhere near as bad as that incredibly terribly painful bridge level in the first one

[@Williaso]

That bridge level was preeeeeeetty bad

[@robertaylor9218]

Hard disagree. Courtroom was much worse. Only level I had to turn down the difficulty. Which I could cannon justify because it’s a dream.

[@Deerwiener]

The names not a techno blaster. it’s a lava displacer set to exactly medium.

[@Dukekabo0m09]

This has gotta be my favorite summary yet! Ignore my bad grammar

[@Boxdx2]

5:17 “Hello good sir.”

[@JoMiMi_h]

13:26 For the Arizona moment.

[@Boomken76]

its a sillpey slope that they built a water slide on, best metaphor.

[@javodey]

This guy gives off Russianbadger vibes and I love it

[@alpinegamer3329]

wow they really nailed NY, almost like the real thing!

[@coltforceplayer]

Nuked?

[@Datlemon262]

I love that he doesn’t acknowledge bombates existence

[@Williaso]

That's not true at all

[@Datlemon262]

Lol

[@davidhater6035]

So you know that you pilot a boat vs drive/steer but complain about cabin pressure. And you wonder why we have trust issues.

[@Williaso]

Trust me

[@JrWyze]

These thumbnails are amazing

[@kiillabytez]

It always baffles me when somebody tries to melee with a knife against a fully armored opponent.

[@Williaso]

It works half the time

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

It's also possible to do the final level by legging it to the exit

[@Svabre]

I remember when I was tied up with the shotgun I aimed it as far away from the dog as I could and immediately fired and apparently that counted as a hit. Just like it probably did when you “missed”. This game sucks just for forcing you into that situation but convincing you that it’s possible to miss by letting you aim that far off.

[@LoganBacker-y8k]

I just finished this game not even an hour ago. Man that ending disappoints

[@coiiind5234]

The newest game was awful. It was just very different and it wasn’t as fun as the other ones.

[@theharbinger19js]

Youngblood? If so then yes, it felt like borderlands with enemy health bars, spongy enemies and respawning enemies. It was just so different it didn't feel like a wolfenstein game. Also, the character dialog was absolutely atrocious

[@brandonparodo803]

@@theharbinger19js "dialogue was absolutely atrocious" yeah, the voice acting isn't even that bad, it was just the actual writing of the lines, when I played the game with my friend just to try it, we both agreed that pretty much everything about it sucked, and we both hated the dialogue

[@randommidimusic1489]

this was one of my fav fpses from the xbox one playstation 4 era along with wolf new order and old blood

[@user-id4hy5tx2m]

His confusion by the term "Fat and sassy" makes me irrationally angry. 🦍

[@nomadsgalaxy]

It's the first time we have ever heard that term lol

[@user-id4hy5tx2m]

@@nomadsgalaxy not everyone's heard it yeah, I get that. But it's not too hard to get the meaning of it even if you haven't heard it before.

[@thedbdentity2102]

Fact it once was canon that doom guy is I can’t remember main character is it great great great grandson

[@alexkelly6648]

while on annual leave i decided to play through the full series suprisingly i really enjoyed this it was turn your brain off fun though young blood.... the change in direction making it semi open world was a strange choice

[@Wolf-bz6kq]

Correction: Nixon started the war on drugs

[@andrewhall6479]

Only reason I’m sad you didn’t pick the Wyatt Timeline is because it means no jokes about him being high as a kite in this game.

[@3ndlessL00p]

Who else here is back after the New Order re-upload?

[@Williaso]

Me. Wait...

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

I was in the recording, technically!

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

What they should have done was replace the court scene with a level where you get to do something like the final scene in The Running Man where you get to fight your way through the studios.

[@Ploh_boy]

Isn't every game in broken down tunnels like Metro? I mean, its what Metro is known for.

[@smilingnid4276]

Tali's voice is sounding great.

[@camerontorres9002]

Dude, my game just crashed one time and now I can't load it back up.

[@jrsharker23]

God, I love this game lmao

[@smg5288]

No I will not get psyched

[@Wildcard120]

Good dissertation of the game. The killing of the frau ugly was needlessly violent but considering all the nasty stuff she did…well dying peacefully in her sleep was not an option.

[@ThunderbolttheFox]

Next up is gonna be the opposite of old blood

[@radimirmarinov5693]

I bought the DLC over a year ago and i can't get it to go!With over 50 GB it's at least as much gameplay.And what is DLC anyway?

[@Orbz111]

Surely you do a completely accurate summary of 3 point lightning

[@doctortimm3245]

8:40 - Nazi rocket train: when you want to go fast and bullet trains are too slow

[@Bryan21381]

Hey, can you do a completely accurate summary of Psychonauts 2?

[@cheems6230]

Since they "Won WW2" in this reality, chicken nuggets are also created by them. (If created at all)

[@cheems6230]

Sorry I pronounced it wrong, the correct term is "numgies"

[@riley9464]

17:11 no i think thats exactly how many pieces her head is supposed to be in actually

[@soullesscorruption4220]

Can you play Darksiders 1?

[@R2D_YT]

Will are you feeling daring?…. You should do an Elden Ring play through

[@Williaso]

A lowly tarnished playing as a Lord.

[@RainbowsClone]

the super spesh toilet joke is extremely funny

[@Ranger_4878]

A completely accurate summary nice

[@harbingerdawn]

13:37 Reagan may have ramped it up, but Nixon started it

[@Enderstro420]

For shits and giggles I'd love to see you and your friends play Spartan Ops on mcc and just see how bad it is

[@darthjayder9914]

it actually is kinda good me and my bro played through quite a few levels on it doing a grunt headshot competition

[@Enderstro420]

@@darthjayder9914 it's bad in how copy and pasted the levels are

[@darthjayder9914]

@@Enderstro420 true but it is supposed to be like that because it is meant to be a multiplayer experience. and each level is supposed to one up the challenge of the last level so it has replayability.