Life in ancient Rome was more similar to modern life than what medieval life was. Despite being further in the past.
@iwankazlow22683 жыл бұрын
Prepare for the third dark age I guess.
@zaraiwzara3 жыл бұрын
@@iwankazlow2268 do you refer to the period after the bronze age collapse as the first one? or the fall of the western roman empire along with the more populous and massive han dinasty?
@iwankazlow22683 жыл бұрын
@@zaraiwzara Bronze Age Collapse would be the first one. Romes' Fall in the migration period the second.
@zaraiwzara3 жыл бұрын
@@iwankazlow2268 that makes sense, in both ocasions all complex civilizations crippled or collapsed, in the case of the bronze age civilization only china and the olmecs survived and in the second one han china and the western roman empire was destroyed
@athingwhichexists3 жыл бұрын
@@iwankazlow2268 there have been some more dark ages if you look into the pre-bronze age, such as the collapse of the first civilizations (such as the indus and Sheng)
@richardgonzalez64094 жыл бұрын
Whats the best investment you can ever do? Every free Roman throughout the empire: *B U Y A S L A V E*
@alexanderstrickland90363 жыл бұрын
The original labor saving device.
@Jack_Pepsi3 жыл бұрын
Slavecoin
@Back4Fungame3 жыл бұрын
it's free real estate
@nokuhobune3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry it will return
@restitutororbis9642 ай бұрын
Investment options were pretty limited so 😭
@Caesar_Himself4 жыл бұрын
Another glorious day in the hood.
@asiberiantiger1884 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Brome - home of the Bromans.
@TheMelonhead3603 жыл бұрын
Boo
@TheMelonhead3603 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm fck is it
@SamuelChac0n3 жыл бұрын
Of course mate
@Jarl_de_Québec2 жыл бұрын
It was created by slave 🤣
@kekero5404 жыл бұрын
Roman running late to his patron carrying a loaf of bread in his mouth like an anime girl.
@comradepolarbear69204 жыл бұрын
Romans only worked 6 hours a day ??????? Get me a time machine
@davidgonzalez-herrera29804 жыл бұрын
IfSomeoneDebunksMeInAnArgument TheyWerePaidTosayIt except slaves and majority where slaves
@comradepolarbear69204 жыл бұрын
@@davidgonzalez-herrera2980 hey, a slave gotta do what a slave gotta do
@zaraiwzara3 жыл бұрын
@@davidgonzalez-herrera2980 slave semi-slave work still exists on the capitalist world, in a globalised economy the raw material is acquired in third world countries through mecanized work or slave work, and the consumer countries are dependent on it if they are either second world countries or developed ones, because that is needed for both consumption of finished goods and industrial production or manufacturing of it, which is extremely needed for society to work in a capitalist modern country
@user_____M3 жыл бұрын
@@zaraiwzara free people of North Korea and Venezuela scoff at capitalist scum
@zaraiwzara3 жыл бұрын
@@user_____M you think you are free?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tinyuvm4 жыл бұрын
No matter what... buy a slave
@RainbowDevourer4 жыл бұрын
Slaves: The ultimate modern labor-saving* device! *(for you, not for the slave, the slave labors a lot, but that isn't your concern, it's their fault for becoming a slave)
@octoberland59704 жыл бұрын
@@RainbowDevourer I've already bought ten!
@ianbadeaux77744 жыл бұрын
@@octoberland5970 Where?
@octoberland59704 жыл бұрын
@@ianbadeaux7774 at the slave market
@kelamullah19994 жыл бұрын
@@octoberland5970 Where?
@eduardogutierrez46984 жыл бұрын
Damn, the thumbnail made me think it was a new Dovahhatty's video...
@Abdisa-sj2fq4 жыл бұрын
Same
@danielchequer58424 жыл бұрын
Me too, and I just woke up so it felt almost like dreaming
@digge22104 жыл бұрын
It's clearly not, this is historical accurate
@danielchequer58424 жыл бұрын
@@digge2210 no, this is clearly biased
@digge22104 жыл бұрын
@@danielchequer5842 yes sure but the important things are true Rome was loud and sticky Romans eat very few at breakfast and lunch, and made a super dinner with family and friends, on triclinium Etc
@Raf-eg7db4 жыл бұрын
Lad, this video is too accurate: in Italy nights are still the same as the roman ones, nothing changed here lol
@Raf-eg7db4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus no joke. Then it depends where you live as well: for example, Rome is quite noisy even at night, like every big city here in Italy. However, keep this channel going, your content is amazing
@akai49424 жыл бұрын
@@Raf-eg7db Glad to see traditions keep going, here in argentina we still call it Cena and it's the biggest meal of the day
@robertocarlos54944 жыл бұрын
@@akai4942 Here in Mexico we have a nap, and as a fun fact, that's why we lost the Mexican-American war. lol
@akai49424 жыл бұрын
@@robertocarlos5494 Ah, la vieja siesta. Los latinos podemos perder una guerra con tal de que no nos despierten en la siesta
@robertocarlos54944 жыл бұрын
@@akai4942 Nos paso como a los judios con los romanos, que los agarraron en el sabbat jssjjsjs
@hyperchetnikmapping34014 жыл бұрын
That intro is a lie. When your on Roman Empire you become a Chad.
@unclesam52304 жыл бұрын
Cornelius Scipio Barbatus AVE CORNELIVS SCIPIO BARBATVS
@JamesJJSMilton4 жыл бұрын
Not every Roman is a Chad, but every Chad (except Hannibal) is a Roman.
@TheDrumstickEmpire3 жыл бұрын
@The MacSo Well, at least he had the correct use of full stops (periods). Hey!
@TheDrumstickEmpire3 жыл бұрын
@The MacSo I was simply saying you can’t poke at someone’s grammar and make a grammatical error yourself, no need to throw a temper tantrum over it.
@iumiforgot3 жыл бұрын
you are insane
@albinlindmark13834 жыл бұрын
The educational value of this is astounding!
@thescrapsmith4464 жыл бұрын
Perfect to increase my market value
@gododoof4 жыл бұрын
I saw that Diocletian. He's not getting my Cabbages!
@Erreul4 жыл бұрын
This was legitimately hilarious and my day has been immeasurably improved.
@ryanrodriguez79114 жыл бұрын
"If you want to impress your guests, then might I suggest some weird shit"
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
“A day in the life of a Roman citizen” “So we are gonna start in a time of war with the Sassanids,Germanics and Slavics where you with 250 other people are called in a once in a life time council you know very daily stuff” -Almost every Day in The Life video
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus Who knew a meme video can be more accurate then most serious day in the life videos
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Btw: ancient conversions to modern currency is harder then the will of the Roman people but a Sesterce is around 4 denari or 3 USD and a Silver Talent is around 1,000,000 to 1,500,000 USD.
@SamuelHallEngland4 жыл бұрын
So a beautiful female slave costs around $12,000, got it!
@danielblom3914 жыл бұрын
Damn so Judas got bribed with at least 40 million dollars now it makes sense. 40 silver talents didn't really sound like much but now it does
@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa37314 жыл бұрын
@@danielblom391 He wasn't bribed with talents but with coins, gots to read man...Book of Matthew. Anyway most likely shekels since it was Israel and it was the chief priest's who would've used temple coins although Roman coinage could've been used. Judas ratted out Christ for $200 bro.😒 After which Judas just hung himself after trying to give the money back. www.grandrapidscoins.com/blogs/entry/how-much-were-judas-iscariot-s-30-pieces-of-silver-worth
@madwolf09664 жыл бұрын
@@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 I mean call hin the villain but he did help ellavate christ to the godly image that he is today.
@BoxStudioExecutive4 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelHallEngland You couldn’t have bought a hot sex slave for the equivalent of $12,000. That’s not a lot of money so plenty of buyers would be willing to spend more than that. Maybe a 40 yr old with sagging tits and bad teeth would go for $12,000. A hot sex slave would be worth at least $100,000.
@patrickm42813 жыл бұрын
your narration is full on pervy with that mysterious accent and i wouldnt have it any other way loved it
@patrickm42813 жыл бұрын
actually can you do more vids like this please?
@Pelagion984 жыл бұрын
This video has one big flaw. too short imo
@matkocubelic74384 жыл бұрын
9:14 "got some rare things on sale stranger" residet evil 4 merchant hahaha
@matkocubelic74384 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus "Not enough cash, stranger!"
@idontlikerome27444 жыл бұрын
Glad to see people of culture here
@typowyimperatorbizancjum37544 жыл бұрын
This channel is the best YT discover of 2020. Thank you so much for this brilliant roman empire memes.
@kestutisvaiciunas86634 жыл бұрын
How about unbiased history of Rome?
@Jedevision4 жыл бұрын
I will never be a Broman. Why live?
@broman20844 жыл бұрын
F
@kaasterly4 жыл бұрын
You are better than a Broman -- you are a Carthachad. ❤️
@bogdan33864 жыл бұрын
The shaving part got me horrified
@thegoldenorder44092 жыл бұрын
@@migaloo364 well Nero didn't seem to care
@delasoul28754 жыл бұрын
I need a slave for my toga......oh wait I'm married Never mind.
@Aristocles224 жыл бұрын
Silly goose, in ancient Rome, wives are for cooking, cleaning, and having kids.
@iamfromancientgreece37824 жыл бұрын
WHO ARE YOU!? I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE!!
@liammeech37024 жыл бұрын
Love that you included Asterix
@OscarPanczenko4 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the most fun Roman history bide I've seen 😂
@countravid37684 жыл бұрын
Wakes up aw another lovely day in Rome. Rome: Mass anarchy Antonine Plague killing 1/10 people. Rome requests you keep social distancing, all markets will be closed, no more public baths. Roman Citizen: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
@danielblom3914 жыл бұрын
The plague is a lie, thought up by the Emperor to get emergency powers and reinstate the Kingdom. Also he is not a pedophile and he is a very strict christian so he is completely against all the values of our society
@davidgonzalez-herrera29804 жыл бұрын
Daniël Blom Since when was Marcus Aurelius a Christian?
@danielblom3914 жыл бұрын
@@davidgonzalez-herrera2980 He is part of the underground cult, it's not supposed to leak out. Everyone is talking about it, wake up sheeple
@davidgonzalez-herrera29804 жыл бұрын
Daniël Blom No you are sadly mistaken and falling for the Wine of Babylon. Marcus Aurelius is a full fledged pagan. Nothing about his life reflects Christian values. He is a stoic and worshipped the the false gods as a high initiates believing the lies of esoteric societies like you yourself have. Knights Templar, Knights of Columbus, Knights Of Malta, Scottish Order of the Freemason, Heremetic Order of the Golden dawn, the Jesuit Order, The Rosicrucians, Angus Dei, The Oculist, and many other false orders like the Gnostics which were created by Simon Magus when he was rebuked by Peter for trying to buy the Holy Spirit, all these bodies that take from Alexandria, Egypt and Babylon are liars because they worship the dead and are serpent/Pan thirst worshippers. They are liars and believe the lies of Kabbalah, Kundalini and reincarnation. All of that is lies and not Biblical because 1st commandment says I am thee God who brought you out of the house of bondage in Aegyptus, you shall have no other God before me. Lord Elohim Yahweh Jesus is already making a clear distinction that he is not Osiris, or Amun Ra, or Moloch, Or Quetzalcoatl, or Amaterasu, or Krishna, or Vishnu, NONE OF THEM are Christ and are false Gods. They worship the dead and and the book of the dead but the dead know not the world of the living. It is you who has been duped by the Sha’tan. Many of these so called enlightened esoterics think all their gods are one god and get kicks thinking haha we are smarter and know the truth but the lower initiates no know not. The king of kings Lord Jesus is truth and reveals truth and the lie of Babylon where they try to say Moloch is Yahweh which is a blatant lie. Moloch is Saturn (sha’tan) Worship and sacrifice children to idols of baphomet and Baal of the cannaites, The wicker man of the celts. Are you okay with sacrificing people? Do you agree with the Roman Triumphs of sacrificing victims to the a statue of a Jupiter Optimus (another Saturn, Sha’tan, same thing) and strangling them to death? The Freemasons are liars and try to say these things and confuse the mind like the serpent in Eden long ago which is why they worship the created and not the creator. Many evil Jews took the traditions of Babel ‘lon’ and wrote false books trying to claim their where biblical like the Talmud, Kabbalah, and so called false lost books that when you compare the the old and New Testament to these so called lost books, the lost books fall apart. Compare every single verse in the lost books and they contradict each other and support patheist beliefs. They do not align with the word of Yahweh Jesus. You must read the Bible and test the fruits of Marcus Aurelius. Was he speaking about the gospel of Christ? Was he trying to save souls? No he wasn’t, he was worshipping icons and living as a pagan. Many people try to say Christianity is the same as other beliefs but they are wrong because no other god has died for their people to save them. Men are created mortals and die and if enough time passed they are remembered as divine like The lie of Gilgamesh. Do not believe the lies of the esoteric false men. Who worship idols, and at times, sacrifice or rape children. Many Romans had a disgusting appetite for young men. Regardless if Marcus was doing that, his life does not reflect a Christian life. When the Germans where threatening his Kingdom Will Durant says in his recordings/books (despite I study through Will Durant, I don’t trust a lot of what he says because he’s a biased Freemason) Marcus had many different priest of different rites sacrifice according to their rites so that they may prosper in war. Right here we already see that Marcus is a full-fledged pagan because a Christian would not sacrifice other than sacrifice there pleasures to not sin because the body is a temple where the Holy Spirit resides and that’s why the 2ed temple was destroyed because the high elite Jews became pagans and corrupt secret societies so Jesus ended that temple sacrificial system and became the perfect sacrifice. Sacrificing animals after the death of Jesus is rejecting him as lord and savior like many pagans and false Jews do today. Everybody who believes in Christ is therefore a Jew by adoption. We are house of Israel, a spiritual house, not the piece of land that’s controlled by Zionist. Soon Jesus will reclaim the kingdoms of the Earth for their lies about his Gospel. It is highly suspect that the claim that Marcus Aurelius is a Christian must be some kind of esoteric gibberish lie from a gnostic source. Do not trust the Gnostics or those who worship shrines or bow to statues and worship the eastern sun (lux Lucifer/ Sha’tan) or repeat phrases to themselves to mantra themselves and empty their mind only to be possessed without their consent because their mind has been emptied of all that is good when they believe the lie that they are becoming wiser by practicing breathing patterns. God gave us his breath and breathed life into us like potter mixing clay and bringing to life pots of human clay. It is interesting that for an extra-dimensional beings( demons) to hijack our bodies completely, need to control our breathing patterns. As I said before Simon Magus is not to be trusted, he was taught in Babylon and later became high priest to Nero. There is nothing good about him or the Gnostics. They believe gnostic ‘to know’ is the god of knowledge but they are wrong. All these pagan teachings all teach that a select few know the truth and everyone else is asleep. No, it is the high initiates who are the most asleep and a sheep because they believe the wine of Babylon, mystery Babylon, which has become a den of vipers and harlots and corrupted from its pleasures. That is why a pastor is called a PASTOR, he is a HEARDER OF MEN who know not the truth like yourself. The belief that only a select few would know the truth is a lie and completely satanic. It is no different than the Pharisees which is why their rein came to an end and Jesus spread the gospel and salvation to know him to all who believe. God Jesus wants everyone to have that special connection to him a personal God. Not some ritualistic icon worship or intermediaries like false catholic priest of the modern day Roman beast system. God did not intend that only a select few would understand him, he meant that all that believe in him, can understand and know the truth. When you analyze the life of Marcus Aurelius, ask your self did he live according to Jesus? He did do some good things compared to other emperors, however, if he truly believed he would’ve renounced the pagan pantheon of Rome, destroy her temples, destroy all graven images / icons and renounced the pantheon as a whole and instead support the gospel of Christ. He didn’t do that and it’s a deal breaker because one cannot worship to masters. The dragon gives his seat of authority and his subjects to do his biding. One cannot be Emperor and Christian at the same time. Constantine did nothing Christian in his life and actually tried rewriting the bible through Eusebius which is completely heretical. His conquest reflect nothing about Christian virtues. How is conquering and stealing from your neighbor being good to thy neighbor? There is no account of Marcus ever publicly, nor privately saying that he support Jesus Christ and his testimony. Read Apocalypsis/The Book of Revelation if you eyes to see and ears to hear if you truly believe. It is my creed (credo, creer, creation) to believe and defend the truth like gardener (guard, guardian) to defend the paradise of Eden. The Bible contains the mind of God, the state of man, the way of salvation, the doom of sinners, and the happiness of believers. It’s doctrines are holy, it’s precepts are binding, its histories are true, and it’s decisions are immutable. Read it to be wise, believe it to be safe, and practice it to be holy. It contains to light direct you, food to support you, and comfort to cheer you. It is the travelers map, the pilgrims staff, the pilots compass, the soldiers sword and the Christians charter. Here Paradise is restored, Heaven opened, and the gates of hades disclosed. “Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.” -Romans 1:21-25
@danielblom3914 жыл бұрын
@@davidgonzalez-herrera2980 you must be fun at parties
@mrbannanas1983 жыл бұрын
Had a very bad day today, your video made me smile! Thank you so much for putting out such great content! ❤️
@TominusMaximus3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the nice comment m8
@bestthingsinceslicedrice3 жыл бұрын
The clip where Gordon Ramsey yelled "you French Pig" threw me on a fit of laughter.
@landonhagan4504 жыл бұрын
Where did the food come from? Did people store it in their individual apartments? That seems like you’d need pretty robust storage by the standards of the period. I can’t imagine you’d be able to buy much in advance. It seems more feasible for the apartment to have its own stores that tenants would purchase from. Were the dining rooms a communal space or did each apartment have its own room? I’m hung up on this because I was caught off guard by how similar the Roman routine was to modern living. I mean it’s just a much shittier version of our way of live, and the mundanity of grocery shopping and dinner parties seems so modern that it becomes difficult to reconcile it with the Dark Ages that would come between them and us in history. I guess that’s why they call them the Dark Ages.
@longyu93363 жыл бұрын
They famously had large restaurants providing cooked dishes and fast food stalls for lunch and snacks. The poorer population probably just went into the colloseum to eat free bread.
@alfredorotondo3 жыл бұрын
@@longyu9336 nah it's more complicated And no, restaurants weren't a thing The average patrician house had at least a room for dining and inviting people to a feast in your home was very important For the poor people there were those "fast foods", literally amphorae over a fireplace where you could heat up your food, but not cook it One of the reasons why Rome and the roman cities were so prone to fires was because the fireplace was in your apartment and the insulae were mostly made of wood and bricks for the structural walls and pieces of cloth separating the non-structural rooms While obviously the domus was obviously made by bricks and stone and paint or with mosaics or simply covered by pompeian red paint
@alfredorotondo3 жыл бұрын
About the food preservation, the medium citizen or the medium slave had practically bread and not that much more, while the patricians had practically every food they wanted So the patricians used to conserve food in their canteens (some even with ice imported from the mountains) while the rest of the food was salted or dried or left "pick flavor" by rot in wooden boxes with some spices (for example the rotten fish was quite popular in Rome as condiment) Fun fact: the roman soldier payment was mostly paid in salt and vinegar and Hannibal soldiers payment too, in fact it used this to blow a passage in the alps
@landonhagan4503 жыл бұрын
@@alfredorotondo I see. Thanks for the reply! I think I've got a better picture of what was the same and what was different back then.
@alfredorotondo3 жыл бұрын
@@landonhagan450 always glad to help!
@brig.badger28964 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tips, there are no slaves in my area rn tho :(
@BritishRepublicsn3 жыл бұрын
I can fix that
@fakkajohan3 жыл бұрын
I love how this video recommends to buy a slave 3 times XD
@alexmag3424 жыл бұрын
Pretty Nice "Buy a Brand New Slave" Ad, 10/10
@casparvoncampenhausen52494 жыл бұрын
This is actually really informative
@brunol.86083 жыл бұрын
I love the format of the video. I think that the facts become inconsistent for the targeted social class, when you get to dinner. For average Roman laborers, lunch was a big meal of the day. For wealthy citizens, cena was indeed the big meal, though regular people might enjoy a meal at a casual eatery like we do today. Regular folks weren't laying down on their sides, either: they likely ate in taverns or hanging out in the streets. You did catch the aspects of their diets including animal products, for sure, by the 1st century. Just my big nitpick that it seems that dinner & lunch were closer to one another for the poorer classes, like they are for people in a lot of developed countries today. I suspect you just wanted to make the Cena joke, and if that's the case, you have my respect.
@captainsternn76844 жыл бұрын
@1:50 "washing your hands and rinsing your mouth with water" AKTUALLY, washing your hands and rinsing your mouth with -water- *urine*
@BritishRepublicsn3 жыл бұрын
Ngl this life sounds pretty nice Aside from disease and night noise
@Tempusverum3 жыл бұрын
This life sounds like the life I already have
@rauldoyle2054 жыл бұрын
okay fully laughed at the Cena part
@davidgonzalez-herrera29804 жыл бұрын
Raul Doyle I know and I was expecting it but forgot midway because of how interesting was and kept reading Cena in its Latin pronunciation then was completely slapped with John Cena and couldn’t stop laughing
@EinFelsbrocken4 жыл бұрын
This is actually a really good video.
@ALEJANDROARANDARICKERT3 жыл бұрын
You have an incredible talent . Congrats
@dieselelectricrazor3774 жыл бұрын
I demand a full video of Roman badassery set to Kickstart My Heart
@samiam81132 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the poor bastard who gets this video on autoplay while sleeping.
@alastor80913 жыл бұрын
Sounds like heaven, dont know what kind of heretic barbarian wouldnt want this.
@BritishRepublicsn3 жыл бұрын
+only 6 hours of work +20,000 cesterii is around $60,000 +things are very cheap +slaves +Aurelius is cool +you’re in Rome when it looked it’s best +you could, in theory, travel anywhere in the empire +you are free +food is very cool -noisy nights -disease -Windows/glass was thin and expensive -slaves are bad morally -no breakfast
@alastor80913 жыл бұрын
@@BritishRepublicsn >slaves bad Not based.
@_NeoImperia_3 жыл бұрын
@@alastor8091 Slavery based on race is cringe, slavery based on who won the battle is based.
@i_likemen56142 жыл бұрын
@@_NeoImperia_ facts
@caracallaparthicusalemanni35794 жыл бұрын
Aye why didn’t you do the period I was emperor? :(
@Canev8214 жыл бұрын
I thought you were dead
@caracallaparthicusalemanni35794 жыл бұрын
Whats_the_rage I will role play Alexandria if I don’t get recognized as the Chad I am
@unclesam52304 жыл бұрын
Caracalla Parthicus Alemannicus Germanicus Severus I recognize you as a chad now please don’t burn my city
@dustinstewart11944 жыл бұрын
AVE CARACALLA (Not Geta)
@maidahSh3 жыл бұрын
@@dustinstewart1194 no Geta. Caracalla doesn’t deserve this praise
@jeremyday90563 жыл бұрын
This is one of the weirdest videos I've ever seen... Well done!
@aglassofcacao80514 жыл бұрын
That ending scene gets me everytime.
@Tempusverum3 жыл бұрын
Geez, Rome sounds like Downtown LA
@tacticalbandicoot40032 жыл бұрын
Don't like STDs? Have you tried not caring?
@Ganjamuffins4 жыл бұрын
Also, undiluted wine wasn't like we think today. It was thicker, thus the need to dilute it.
@Toetalwar4 жыл бұрын
The references in this vid are so on point, I'm at a loss for words
@zaraiwzara3 жыл бұрын
i laughed a lot when he roasted greeks
@miguelpimentel56233 жыл бұрын
only now i begin to understand how acurate asterix and obelix really were
@tomservo92543 жыл бұрын
Asterix is S-rank satire. When you're old enough to know all the underlying history it's like Dovah generations before Dovah.
@lulniss75223 жыл бұрын
Bro i Love you youre a history freak and like memes what could be better
@iratepirate3896 Жыл бұрын
Laughed at the image of Diocletian when you said 'cabbages'
@monica39274 жыл бұрын
Byzantine emperors portrayed by memes plz
@erickmarquez63612 жыл бұрын
Damn those Romans had it so good last time I had to wait three hours for my barber
@AB-fr2ei3 жыл бұрын
Just live in a campaign theory
@carlosarenas81274 ай бұрын
I can believe that Rome payed so well
@Hikaeme-od3zq2 жыл бұрын
John Cena is actually of italian descent, so his surname quite literally means "dinner" both in italian and latin.
@cornerseeker91672 жыл бұрын
The level of importance of the meals didn’t change in Italy
@hobo-lu-knight2 жыл бұрын
Watching this did leave repercussions on my soul. The good kind.
@tomkruger58594 жыл бұрын
Pls do an average Day in the Roman Army with dankness fitting for a Praetorian
@longyu93363 жыл бұрын
"At noon you get bored and plunge a dagger into the current emperor's chest."
@tomkruger58593 жыл бұрын
@@longyu9336 that would be an average day in the praetorian guard, in the army you only hail some dude the emperor every 2 weeks or so
@GA_Thrawn4453 жыл бұрын
on 2:48 the roman citizen had a briliant idea
@maresgoez4 жыл бұрын
You got me at 6 hours a day work. I am considering buying a slave too.
@brycechinault63232 жыл бұрын
An opportunity was missed at “Peaches from Persia.”
@Jazmillenium3 жыл бұрын
This feels like an advertisement on the benefits of owning a slave in Antiquity lol
@Epsilonsama3 жыл бұрын
Well before the industrial revolution city life depended on slave labor. All the house shores like laundry and the like again are hard without either slave labor, servants or a house wife. So a good dependable slave was a great investment to have.
@jo-cleetushazelscreetch1301 Жыл бұрын
Man Im not gonna lie right now, Cena sounds pretty awesome.....
@sniper60814 жыл бұрын
The smell from all the people who don't bathe would be the biggest annoyance, other than having to rely entirely on your immune system to fight off disease of course. Other than that, it doesn't sound too bad. I might just get an apartment on the outskirts of the city to avoid the noise pollution.
@danielblom3914 жыл бұрын
Crime is sky high, apartment buildings can collapse on a daily basis without notice, fires are very common and spread rapidly, and trash includes a lot of dead babies. Sports matches can erupt into riots by the supporters of different teams and this can potentially escalate into streetfights with knives, swords and clubs. Toothpaste could, depending on status and time, contain ground up mouse brains, ashes of animal hair, and human urine (shipped from Portugal because it was stronger there)
@sniper60814 жыл бұрын
@@danielblom391 And here's the guy who takes things way too seriously. There's always one.
@danielblom3914 жыл бұрын
@@sniper6081 I was describing LA
@sniper60814 жыл бұрын
@@danielblom391 lol
@KommentarSpaltenKrieger4 жыл бұрын
Given that this is ordinary life of the privileged classes during the peak of Roman civilisation... it sounds rather boring, ngl. Good for them to work less than 8 hours, but there is only so much to do afterwards. Dining 3 hours (or even 1 hour) reflects this lack of things to do. And these were most likely the best of times.
@fred96ful2 жыл бұрын
@3.57 is what give you the best idea. So interesting watching the prices and costs of the time. Most important, free theater and circus. Pane et circenses!
@myyoutube55674 жыл бұрын
Plastic was also invented in roman time, but the emperor at the time considered it to competitive to one of his industries so he had the inventor killed.
@SwornInvictus4 жыл бұрын
Earned my subscription, stellar content
@bobbyhill11104 жыл бұрын
Excellent work m80
@RegeroTerra4 жыл бұрын
"You need someone to help put your Toga on" How incompetent were these people? If drunk frat boys can do it, literally anyone can.
@JamesRDavenport4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Ze Romans were super strict on toga ettiqute. You walk in your local Pater Familares' villa with one too many threads askew, they'll give you the ol'heave ho...literally. And if it was Tiberius' house on Capri it might be off a cliff. *Goofy Scream*
@davidgonzalez-herrera29804 жыл бұрын
RegeroTerra they all beat me to it but yeah Roman togas were extremely hard annoying to put on with all the folds.
@JamilLynch4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus That’s a bloody sail!
@Strangelove6573 жыл бұрын
6 hour work day? Puts shit in perspective.
@IlNordFiero3 жыл бұрын
“Make cena great again”? Funny, my surname has the word Cena in it.
@larepublica934 жыл бұрын
your videos are awesome dude
@JuanPyro4 жыл бұрын
Ironically this is quite accurate.
@TheDirtysouthfan Жыл бұрын
This just sounds like a video on why you should buy a slave
@hobog4 жыл бұрын
Remember when slavery wasn't racist?
@ilpensatore14623 жыл бұрын
Everyone gets to be a slave, no discrimination
@superhetoric2 жыл бұрын
big bird took me out
@yanlibra88863 жыл бұрын
Okay basically get some helots, noted!
@skyleranimates12512 жыл бұрын
The fact I eat like a Roman for dinner every night makes me wonder my true identity.. 3 hours? ✅ Eating position although very unhealthy? ✅ Eating a bunch of fruit and refusing to eat meat for some wierd reason? ✅
@joenathan80592 жыл бұрын
Jupiter help me,for I am addicted to Roman history
@thedeadpeatr4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely phenomenal
@ymj42563 жыл бұрын
You're telling me a educated slave is worth less than a horse in ancient Rome?
@bottominaplatecarrier11184 жыл бұрын
2020 is the year of Roman memes. I wonder what this says about where we are in our civilization
@joedatius4 жыл бұрын
It says nothing. Because its a fucking meme
@megaton60233 жыл бұрын
Why did we threw away the best part of cena? Like it had a happy ending and everything
@MasterTangerines4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a cross between Dovahhatty and SsethZzeentach
@tigerz50713 жыл бұрын
This felt like a tour in Ancient Rome
@londonspade58963 жыл бұрын
We need more "day in the life" videos, for slaves, soldiers etc.
@Kazii_CSclips3 жыл бұрын
"Don't forget to give it 5 stars"
@HansChucrute882 жыл бұрын
Romanweebs: I would love to live in the Rome Me an intelectual: Work Hard in a farm for 15 years, save money, buy small patch of land near Mediolanum or in Galia Cisalpina, 2 or 3 slaves, marry some local and live of subsistence farming. Hard work but peace of mind
@HighChancellorAdam2 жыл бұрын
6 hours of daily work doesn't sound too bad
@user-lv8dn8gw9z2 жыл бұрын
Depends on the work I suppose
@raven-dq6ox3 жыл бұрын
Falling Down 2: Rome
@mo_shiota16372 жыл бұрын
Lol it took me some time to see the warframe edit... Well done
@tomkruger58594 жыл бұрын
Bro, i need more of das gut shit! Now
@Back4Fungame3 жыл бұрын
superior content, citizen
@Fiscacondaniel2 жыл бұрын
You could buy a human being with the same price that you could buy a cow
@LegalSC3 жыл бұрын
I was only allowed to give one (thumb shaped) star. But I did.
@thesenate59133 жыл бұрын
Imagine i they held a triumph at night Thousands of people in the city wouldn't get enough sleep