A Dracula Movie That Needed More Bite

[@HackTheMovies]

WOW! WHAT A GREAT EPISODE!

[@changotv5847]

😮I can't believe the famous Tony is actually in the comments section

[@MyMonsterFX]

It was all right. I think it was lacking a fourth person but that could just be my professional opinion lol

[@btugmantalk10]

Was gonna watch this before the review but heard the very famous Tony from Hack the Movies mention he reviewed it with you guys and honestly, Joe, Sean & Tony are the only folks I'll allow to spoil movies for me

[@danielbretall2236]

I mean, he's not as hot as Crystal, but there's something about that beard...

[@johnm.withersiv4352]

I agree CGI is fine and inevitable, but lying about it is horrible. I'm currently thinking about watching Terra Formers (2016) by Takashi Miike which is using CGI unapologically to save money because Miike works fast and cheap but gets big results.

[@therealdestructicus]

I got your ending for this movie. Dracula, looking dapper, is walking around London, he walks up some stairs, and into a barber shop. Sits in the chair, a man walks up behind him, you can only see shoulders down, then you hear Jihnny Depp say, "how about a shave" cut to black.

[@atsundiunstrun9199]

The Design of Dracula in this movie reminded me of Man Bat from DC Comics

[@MovieDumpster]

Oh yeah 100 percent, we even joke about that in the episode!

[@MovieDumpster]

Looked like the bat guy of the Unmen from the Swamp Thing cartoon to me 😆 -Joe

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@MovieDumpster Skinman?

[@joshua2814]

I felt bad for Tony treading water on the puns. You guys could’ve thrown him a lifeline.

[@carlredbird3054]

Netflix dracula show had a really great episode about the Demeter my favorites episode. Really got into the different characters on the ship and how dracula eats them one by one

[@seb24789]

Claes Bang is one of my favorite Draculas.

[@aarond2939]

You joke about Dracula dead and Loving It but that was the first Dracula movie I ever saw lol. I was 3.... just some serious nostalgia

[@Bill_198]

It was a long shot but I was hoping at the end Dracula in the tavern was Nic Cage. Not that this needs to be connected to Renfield. I just want to see him as Dracula again.

[@MattChewycat33]

That would have been brilliant 😆

[@RobbieSkyeHamilton]

It’s dumpster hackin’ time, baby!

[@dsoul1305]

Dracula smartily only start hunting season when they are too far from land, the closest port is England. And makes no sense that after seeing the strongest man in the ship hanging upside down bleeding out on him and later freaking out with whispers in his ears, the kid would be willing to open the door of the captain's quarters to "Hello?" around. Half of the crew was dead by now. Dracula would have find him and broke in anyway, but the writting here is silly. Plus everyone with guns, except when it's important.

[@dsoul1305]

The Romani lost the chance to kill Dracula AND stay with the money. The bastard was away from his land, locked in only one box and weakened. If only one man decided to burn the ship down, disperse and dispose the other boxes and barbecued him, we would only miss Anna, but she was turned anyway.

[@johnm.withersiv4352]

Renfield is a lot of fun. I need to watch Last Voyage of Demeter still.

[@dsoul1305]

27:47 Dracula can't get Anna back to the box in the beginning because he is weakened. He finds her because they are connected, but she is locked in the carpenter's room. He gets out, sees the men, eats the dog and the livestock and goes outside of her room, and hearing her heartbeat, calls her name, probably back to the soil box, but she is just having nightmares. He is shown crawling back to his box slowly. Dracula doesn't seem weak because he attacks the dog at fast speed, he breaks the lattice hatch by hand and despite crawling to attack this man he have tons of strenght when attacking him. By his size I suppose he also weights a lot, even when half starved. He seems to weights more than 100 kgs. And I think he is the first kill because he wants to throw "food" in the water. Anna maybe means "his property" too. As soon as this guy go missing they search the ship, but not so much. Until the half-dead Anna awakes and starts screaming they don't even know that there are another one in the ship and her screams just seem hysterical, for no reason. They have no reason to believe she is not hallucinating or something. The doc didn't said he found her from one of the boxes. For them she just a sick beggar that sneaked into the boat. I think the tall guy is the one too chill about seeing Dracula and not doing something about it. And then Anna shows the bite marks and tells all the story to the doctor and HE GOES TO SLEEP. Like, I get it, no one saw the attack on Petrofsky, they don't think a monster exists and is drinking blood, but the animals were all kill and now there are bite marks in the girl you took from a transportable grave. Fucking do something, tell the captain.

[@noahalliston3838]

Hilarious how Tony struggles to make a proper pun yet Joe keeps rolling them out one after another outdoing Gene Shalit.

[@samhouston1979]

the thing is i didn’t see it because it’s like 2 pages of the book and you know how it ends

[@lillianbrink1330]

I love Tony realizing he's not as funny as he thought. The joke ship sailed before Tony arrived.

[@HackTheMovies]

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[@joshkennedy2868]

Tony is awesome.

[@TorontoJon]

Tony was hit with wave after wave of great water puns by Joe and Sean. I'm sure he felt like abandoning ship. :)

[@anthonyhudak9363]

Great review. I definitely enjoyed it and would probably gove it a solid 3.5. Also im pretty sure Anna didn't shoot Dracula when she first got the gun, she shot the lock to try to get the kid. During the standoff is when Dracula first sees she has the gun.

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼

[@WillieZurcher]

i want all tv's to have an app that will make it look like you're watching your tv at 3 am on a uhf channel!

[@Comicsnculture]

There’s a recent low budget movie with the same premis called blood vessel. Not sure if you guys have seen it but I suspect it has an even lower budget but it’s worth a watch to see how it compares

[@johnm.withersiv4352]

Blood Vessel went under my radar. I may have to check it out. I love comparing films.

[@JRAndrach]

Duncan is my favorite Dracula!

[@josenooitmeer]

Wow guys luv it keep up the good work.....💯💯🎬😎🔥🔥🔥👊👊

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼

[@TheHowdyBeansPodcast]

I love the idea take a slice of a book and using that as a base for a movie, it wouldn't work with all books/stories but even though I Don't like the Dracula book this is one of the best parts in the book 😀

[@iammatthart]

But how has nobody seen the second Netflix Dracula episode that covers this already!?

[@MovieDumpster]

That series is terrible.

[@iammatthart]

@@MovieDumpster it was awful! But because of it I feel like I'd seen Demeter already

[@RichterPhallos]

We've been trying to forget.

[@jamalgibson9017]

Joe's english accent made me feel like I was actually there in the movie.

[@MovieDumpster]

🤣

[@TorontoJon]

If you want to see a great use of The Demeter story, I recommend watching the 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' (1980) episode 'Space Vampire' (season 1, episode 14) featuring a creature known as the Vorvon and the Demeter story is included as a captain's log with crewmembers dying and disappearing until only the captain is left and then killed. The Vorvon pursues Wilma and only Buck is convinced that the Vorvon exists. That episode really creeped me out as a kid in the 1970's. It made a lasting impression on me. :)

[@SabinFigaro]

Tony; trying to appease the most viewers while being the most cringe lol..❤ he also really walked the plank on the puns...

[@ronincsc6318]

I thought that they were going to imply that Clemens was Van Helsing.

[@MovieDumpster]

Which is an awful idea.

[@ryanpowell2540]

I really enjoyed watching it in the theater. It was so close to being a great movie if they had just made a few tweaks. Did you notice the plot was basically Alien except with Dracula?

[@MovieDumpster]

Yea, pretty much! 😆

[@exposingpowerfullieslivest5082]

Woah... tony from hack the movies???! He's famous, you know...

[@whiskerfishermantv]

And buff

[@TorontoJon]

I really enjoyed the discussion between Tony, Joe, and Sean and I got a kick out of all of the amazing masks and movie memorabilia while I was checking out all of the great VHS titles on the shelves. :)

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching and we’re glad you enjoyed it! 🙏💚📼

[@gildacosta3185]

Loved listening to you guys navigate through the story plot. It was such a fun review, the time just seemed to sail by. Puns a side when Tony was staring at the camera waiting for the theme song, I lost it and had to pause the video till I stopped laughing and caught my breath

[@MovieDumpster]

🤣 thanks for watching and we’re glad you enjoyed the show! 🙏💚📼

[@Lifesizemortal]

I feel like I liked this way more than everyone else. And I almost expected to hate it based on how many mid reactions it got. Spoiler: they frickin kill the kid!!! How many movies have the balls to do that?! This was just fun as hell. Really great production. Good colors / depth of frame. Really enjoyed Demeter.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

I wonder if the character Wojchek was a nod to Wojciech Kilar, the composer of the score to Frances Ford Coppola's "Bram Stoker's Dracula".

[@NixBuffaloBill]

The way I understand the movie. Dracula was more monster/beast early on. As he ate/drank more, he became stronger/evolved. Gains his wings, can make slaves, learn speech. My take.

[@anthonykarnes6804]

It had such a great cast

[@miguelsantiago2772]

This movie is awesome! I know that not everybody is gonna like the ending. But i loved that ending, i'm thinking the way they left dracula he can now embody jack the reaper and have clemens hunt him like van helsing.

[@matteberhardt1750]

I definitely enjoyed it… would pair great with the 92’ Dracula 🧛🏻

[@patrickb1439]

I'd love to see yall review/play Texas Chainsaw Massacre the game!!!! PLEEEEAAASSSEEEEE

[@aintsam9952]

40:06 gentlemen, could that rifle actually be a Martini Henry Rifle?That description sounds like a single shot lever action and she’s just holding a handful of bullets

[@MovieDumpster]

It’s entirely possible, but she definitely loads three bullets in there at one point.

[@roderick8167]

As someone that actually really liked and enjoyed this movie I still agree with all of y'all criticisms and y'all jokes were hilarious 😂 🤘🔥🧛🩸🦇

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼

[@whoablack3138]

Have you guy had and chances to see the invitation from 2022 it's a dracula movie it was pretty good

[@MovieDumpster]

No, but we’ll check it out!

[@Toastedtonberry]

The best review combo!!!!! You guys + tony= epicness beyond epic.

[@gatodrums]

Love this movie 🥁🙌🥁

[@necogreendragon]

The Last Voyage of the Demeter is technically the metric title. I america it should be The Last Voyage of the Deyard. In France it is The Last Voyage of the De Royal with Cheese.😉

[@ronincsc6318]

They really drained this episode of all the puns.

[@whiskerfishermantv]

haha

[@MovieDumpster]

Yea, we’re all washed up now. -Joe

[@robertbarron283]

Loved it. I'll own it. I just have to look past the bad CGI vamp face and a bad ending🦇

[@Lifesizemortal]

Except the CGI was good?? What was the problem there??

[@robertbarron283]

@@Lifesizemortal I was going in hoping for an actor in a suit and make-up alliances, I only got that a few times either w/quick, blurred or from a distance shots. Whenever I see good up close lingering shots on Dracula's face, it looks completely digital and it immediately takes me out of the moment. That's my biggest gryp.

[@Lifesizemortal]

@@robertbarron283 people are way too hard on CGI. Practicals look fake too, you know. It takes a lot of talent to make what's possible in movies these days because of CGI; it is more freeing than a hindrance. Have some perspective.

[@robertbarron283]

I do. I Also agree that we wouldn't have hundreds of amazing predominantly CGI films. I'm well aware that we need CGI because some things you just can't get around without it, and I'm fine with that. However, when I see a scene or a shot that could have pulled off w/practical appliances on the actor's face, I'll always prefer the FX work from any of the greats in the business. But no, I don't have a dislike towards CGI when it's absolutely needed.

[@praetorianle1988]

Man, whenever I see another Dracula movie I get reminded of Gothic novel studies. Having to read the full book, comment it. But we had a fun lecture on sexual innuendoes in the book (hysteria, fear of vagina and so on) fun times. I have just downloaded this and I am gonna see how this one goes.

[@JoshuaWeirdo]

A Tony episode! Awesome!

[@juanf5391]

(2:45) I agree. The third Hobbit was not necessary and a waste of time.

[@jacobthompson6644]

James Rolfe from cinemassacre better review this movie on monster madness this Halloween

[@tsartomato]

prequel to dracula 3000

[@SabinFigaro]

Had to come to your most recent video and talk about INTRUDER. Ijust watched on Tubi a few days ago after i binged MANIAC COP 1-3... Made in '89 it actually has great cinematography and the kills bro.! OMG...i dont think ive ever seen something this crazy...

[@MovieDumpster]

Intruder rules and so do the Maniac Cop movies! Did Tubi have the uncut version? You’d def know 😆

[@SabinFigaro]

@@MovieDumpster idk, I saw teeth go through a bandsaw...soo lol

[@haydendayson7734]

There’s a comic adaptation of this from Weird War Tales that takes place on a nazi uboat, and the vampire is a Hitler clone

[@raynwolfsbane2084]

I loved this movie. Definitely in my top 5 Dracula films.

[@SabinFigaro]

The crest is so it doesn't get lost in the mail... No women, no suitcases, no bananas there are certain days you don't leave and also depending on how the sunrise or sun set looks... Red skies in morning sailors take warning red sky at night salors delight...but while out commercial fishing personally I've seen both the same day and it was chill... Sailor superstitions there are lots,

[@Ruthlesss86]

Watched it in theater opening day. Dare I say it was too dark and couldn't make out what was going on in some scenes. I wish the writers would watch both vampire hunter d movies for pointers on vampires. Also, the recent fright night movie had a genuis move of the head vampire making his home underground of his original home. Basically building his castle 🏰 under his house to make him look human to neighbors, creative thinking like that is awesome. What we are getting a vampire on a boat. Nothing new, hell it would've been awesome if the animals it fed off of became vampires too and they started attacking people, horse vampire next level.

[@JarodRebuck]

Love this movie

[@kingcaesar3693]

I think I would have made this more of a slow burn with some misleads like you guys said with the doctor. Not everything needs to have crazy CGI over the op kills. Would have worked better with the budget too.

[@alexanduhthompson]

doesnt the girl at some point say he can "blend in" during the day? i thought this might be foreshadowing to him being one of the crew members , nothing came of it though

[@jaymanuel3396]

He wouldn’t have been able to blend in on the ship, in such close proximity, to a close knit crew. What she meant is he can blend into a crowd, where he’s clothed to hide his body, and strangers are too busy to notice. I took it like the Judas bugs in Mimic.

[@wstml555]

Great video. Iove seeing you three together. I saw this in the cinema, and i didnt mind it. I give it 5/10. The ending where they attempt to take out Dracula was rather boring. Being a prequal there is no suspense as you know old Dracula aint dying. A far better better movie would have been the doctor character and female along with the kid, be in London tracking down Dracula. I think for most people they will just see it once and that will be it. Will you guys be seeing Equalizer 3 in cinema?

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼 Probably won’t see Equalizer 3 in the theater, but def wanna check it out!

[@joejack6305]

Where is my cyboman merch… I want it now. Gimmie gimmie gimmie please

[@MovieDumpster]

Workin’ on it!

[@kamenrangerzeo8251]

I felt that this film The Last Voyage of the Demeter was a fine and fun film worth a 3 out 5 rating. Plus if I had a choice between this and the thing 2011. I would choose this instead of the thing 2011

[@MattG_OfficialTV]

18:02 - 18:04 on repeat in my head, I don’t think my voice can do that lol

[@MovieDumpster]

I’m a unique individual. -Joe

[@SabinFigaro]

They should make the sequal be dracula as jack the ripper...have him with his cain and top hat just chat up a street worker then turn toward camera lower his hat and gleam us a fang cover in fog...end scene. As the end of this movie.

[@RichterPhallos]

An interesting idea, but unfortunately, they would follow up such a film with sequel called "Jack Dracula" or "Drac the Ripper" and it would have choppy-MTV style editing and a nu-metal soundtrack. All things told, we've dodged a bullet.

[@dereksmith6033]

i actually enjoyed this Movie quite a bit & it's just a Fun Popcorn Flick but RENFIELD is 10-Times Better,,,,Always Great to see TONY joining in on The Fun with JOE & SHAWN 😃🤘😃🤘

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼

[@SabinFigaro]

BTW have yall seen A.I. Dolph Lundgren in the old spice commercial yet? Is he getting paid for that? Or has it begun?

[@MovieDumpster]

No idea but it looks awful 😆

[@SabinFigaro]

​@@MovieDumpsteragreed!

[@Angrybadger86]

Also, SPOILERS I just assumed Clemons was Van Helsing in this universe.

[@MovieDumpster]

That makes even less sense.

[@Angrybadger86]

I actually really liked this movie. The only thing I was “meh” about was the last few minutes which felt tacked on.

[@drewseymerman]

Awesome review as always, this got me extra into the Halloween spirit with the set! Is it too early to be in the spooky spirit haha 🎃🎃

[@MovieDumpster]

Glad you enjoyed it! 🙏💚📼 It’s never too early 🎃

[@RetroEcto]

Great review! I know both movies ended up bombing, but the final scene of this movie should've shown him in his human form and it should've been Nic Cage.

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼

[@whiskerfishermantv]

You guys got a sub today. Always great to see that guy from mummy cop is still working. I was a little worried after his performance in Thugs vs dinosaurs.

[@MovieDumpster]

Thanks for the support! 🙏💚📼

[@jsinkillings2969]

Let's not forget his incredible performance in dark knight rises

[@thehorrorarchive]

are you able to cover the J-Horror Theater series? the films are: Infection (2004) Premonition (2004) Reincarnation (2005) Retribution (2006) Kaidan (2007) The Sylvian Experiments (2010)

[@MovieDumpster]

We’d love to eventually!

[@RedDeathShinigami]

Hey guys! Great review and yeah the ending was fucking horrible. Question! How do you like Christopher Lee? You haven't mentioned him within your favourites and as he is the most popular in Europe and the rest of the world, I wanted to ask how you like him :)

[@MovieDumpster]

Christopher Lee is great! And thanks for watching! 🙏💚📼

[@NixBuffaloBill]

Loved this movie. Loved this review. The dumpster needs more females tho :P

[@EliteEleven11]

Huzzah!

[@camk8856]

Pull a chapter from world war z

[@tsartomato]

the only russian guy is an australian

[@jmanclan]

I thought this movie was fine bordering on bad. This should have been like Green Room on a boat with Dracula instead of the kinda slow movie it was

[@loganhavenga1920]

best sequel movie title... bare with me. CLEMENS DEMETER II: The reckoning Bram Storker's Michael Bay Yes the order is intended cause fuck it. Did like the review, perfectly said.

[@loganhavenga1920]

I'm seeing $$$$$$ alll the way

[@MovieDumpster]

🤣🤣

[@Mmeyers101]

Tony sucks but always down for a new MD ep

[@HackTheMovies]

what....

[@whiskerfishermantv]

He is vary famous.

[@tsartomato]

crosses don't work on dracula because vlad is a crusader who impaled people of wrong faith in the name of hesus dracula is christian saint

[@boogieondown5824]

Good acting, weak script, unrealistic decisions, a Captain that doesn't captain, and a new guy doctor that suddenly runs the ship.

[@crono4752]

... Is this sexist? No its just bad writing. 😆😆😆

[@MovieDumpster]

100% 😆

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Nah, The Desolution of Smaug was way worse than the Battle of Five Armies. DoS was such a boring slog with some of the worst CGI I've seen in a big budget movie. At least interesting things happen in the BoFA.

[@urrutiap]

while it was nice for Hollywood to do a movie about the Demeter ship that Dracula was on, it was a what was the point of the movie anyway? the Renfield comedy movie pretty much ruined everything about Dracula in my opinion

[@sdgc8667]

You aren't everyone also is there another recent non-comedy Renfield movie?

[@urrutiap]

yes I know Im not "everyone". im just saying that the Renfeld movie ruined Dracula and the Demeter movie isnt helping at all to bring back Dracula as a scary bat creature monster @@sdgc8667

[@forgottenbrother]

If you want to watch a better Dracula movie watch Leslie Nielsen in dead and Loving It