A Game About Rome That's Actually Good - Rome 2 Total War

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[@iSorrowproductions]

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[@Tuijpe]

iSorrowproductions ok

[@ryanmurray6447]

There’s 46k entries, nae point

[@nietname2468]

You forgot the "now" in the title.

[@connorbrennan1850]

ISP how did you not play as the best Rome 2 faction the Boii?!

[@thehrprofessional733]

iSorrowproductions play as the philippines trotsky!

[@culiusjaesar]

***ROME WASNT PATCHED IN A DAY***

[@maizen1403]

Omegalul, I was burst laughing

[@jetplayer77]

Very impressive!

[@ManofPeel]

Correction: wasn’t

[@lucaskung02]

But was ruined in one

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Imperator Rome: Am I a joke to you ISP: Yes

[@icaricc]

Okay that's enough

[@sausageilluminati2602]

Europe universalis rome>>>>>> Imperator rome

[@BamBamGT1]

It's such a great game. I felt so proud that when the general of my mercenary army died, he was replaced by...a newborn! Yes, a baby is leading the men on the battlefield. The name of the general that died was something like ___malename.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Hola hermano, and lol

[@HTPCYMC]

If Rome 2: Total War is so great, then why isn’t there a Rome 2 2: Total War?

[@DominicGreen432]

How to properly clean your metal computer *FBI open up*

[@iliasalloune4093]

Alright spill the beans, are you a bot or not?

[@jacktadema1692]

No, Rome 2: Total War 2: Total War

[@titoaldunate]

There is, it's called ATTILA

[@Trewita]

@@titoaldunate no, r/Woooshhh

[@FamousDMagnificent]

How much do you hate Imperator Rome? ISP: Yes.

[@ValentineC137]

iSorrowproductions: Propably.

[@ahmedzogu3284]

ISP: Perhaps.

[@Gia1911Logous]

Invent the encirclement tactic to beat larger armies 273 BC problems require 273 BC solutions

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

tw:r2 problems require hoi4 solutions

[@mexicoball2529]

Hannibal would be proud

[@MataNuiOfficial]

friendly reminder that we live in a timeline where Rome 2 eventually came to the point where it could be considered a decent Rome game

[@jamesscott500]

A /good/ game

[@MataNuiOfficial]

@@jamesscott500 hey now my dude, I respect your opinion but no need to be controversial

[@Lexaine]

A /good/ game

[@ubersoldado]

"good"

[@2BachShakur]

It’s a very good strategy game at this point.

[@Falconer1523]

Epirus was gifted several war elephants by the Ptolemaic kingdom.

[@ChevyChase301]

Rikard Falk they bought them from Keraunus who stole them from the Seleucids

[@Falconer1523]

@@ChevyChase301 Ptolemy II loaned him 20 for his campaign in Italy, and another 50 along with 9000 soldiers to defend epirus while he was away.

[@sampatterson8986]

I thought HOI4 as Italy was the best Rome experience

[@ryanmurray6447]

Sam Patterson the fact u have notifications on just so u can comment first on Every Fucking Single Video Is really annoying

[@SpookyMarine]

Ryan Murray the fact that you’re complaining about something like that is So Fucking Sad It’s dumb

[@earlfromdiscord8016]

Chef Boyardee

[@scottishwitchify]

#voteforthomisturner

[@ryanmurray6447]

ULTRA MEHREEN that Somes Up My Life

[@hifyne5202]

Im disappointed in this game, wheres the Mana?

[@kaldunaaa]

You mean Magicka, rite?

[@Crusader1089]

"I could wake up tomorrow and die of the plague" little did ISorrow realise what was coming

[@thomasturner6980]

Can't wait for the Mongol Empire to be added to Imperetor Rome

[@morva4498]

The Mongol Empire wasnt around during the time of Rome.

[@sleepyllama3673]

Tristan Catlett That’s the point

[@willgilchrist7323]

@@morva4498 r/whoooooosh

[@acolyte1951]

@@morva4498 whats the point of that comment

[@morva4498]

@Zatoichi Sounds like what a keyboard warrior would say.

[@blecis74]

Sparta: When the trees start speaking Latin *Launch Rome 2 soldier face*

[@lemursteaks]

“Welcome to Sparta, where 90% of our population is here against their will” Ha

[@mariano98ify]

Remember when Rome 2 was so hated for how simple it was? Remember that it was so easy that even in the EU4 Imperium Unversalis mod that simulated the Antiquity Era, they made fun of him saying "if you think this mod is easy, try Rome 2"? good memories

[@JohnDoe-lw1si]

Gets hyped about Boi, doesn't play boi. :(

[@marcjannaszczepaniak8442]

I wonder if ISP will ever play Paradox's TRULY FORGOTTEN game called Sengoku xD I found it on steam sm time ago

[@Matt_History]

To bad it doesn't run on most systems

[@derAlphabet]

Sad March of the eagle noise

[@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941]

He played it when it came out. Both bokoen and isp knew about it in the valefisk's paradox quiz

[@TheEmolano]

he played but it was Shogun 2

[@KingofGermanic]

@@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 I miss the paradox game show

[@user-md1gs2cq4q]

Last time I was this early Library of Alexandria wasn't burnt ash

[@NoahWeaverRacing]

It kinda funny how Rome 2 released as a trash game but it’s actually turned into a really really good game in my opinion. Always love unlocking the Praetorian Guard and spamming the hell out of them after breaking the economy Edit: Spartan morale is insane in this game, I defeated an entire army, and two units of Spartan Hoplites decided that were gonna fight till the last man.. kinda cool though

[@Cudakunz]

Dude every video I watch of yours makes me cry with laughter

[@Shuuchi0676]

Bought Rome 2 on launch, swore to never preorder another game.

[@TheArmin7471]

Canadian Banana Same, and I kept this promise to this day

[@makeda6530]

In-sync dying elephants, elegant 10/10

[@eVeNmOrEiNsAnItY]

I like to play as Iberians. Also the Desert Kingdoms stuff is actually pretty fun.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Yes no more Imperator. Johnathy James is now weak

[@3st3st77]

5:32 "I don't quite understand the concept of burning down the gate when it is open, but I'll give the game its logic. Things might have been different back in the day." Surprisingly enough, that is actually true in some way. Back in the day, before they patched that, the doors would be completely indestructible when open while also still not allowing enemies to pass through. So the attacker had no chance of winning. That was also the time when the AI would adopt the strategy of launching an attack on your city but not actually move their units, waiting for you to attack them outside, surrender the city or let the timer run out.

[@zerosuitsamus2340]

If you download the desert sandstorm thing, you can lead a MA'AM to be as Ceaser on Rome! Equality achive!

[@max__pain]

It just ain't the Classical World without some precocious alopecia

[@izas6853]

"I'm gonna give you an old man" Hahahaha

[@dr.tuberculosis1048]

2:29 star wars clone wars

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

I think it's safe to say we've now come full circle with Total War: Rome II

[@sgs3054]

Lisen here mr isorrowproductions you better leave this place called the internet before our lord ISP kick you out.

[@justincastellanos7835]

ISP making coronavirus jokes before it happens

[@memescap1236]

Liberia 🇱🇷 hoi4 500k by June 20th

[@godji9396]

*What did you bring upon this cursed land*

[@cakesliealot]

Total War: Attila with the Ancient Empire's mod has Boii in it...

[@noahsmith170]

ISP: I could wake up tomorrow and die of the plauge. *Never uploads again.*

[@Grabacr-pl3wy]

This game is actually pretty good now, except the confusing building slot system. I wish cities had more than 4 buildings.

[@lukedufaur5368]

1:37 Interesting but true: The steam engine and the plane were technically both invented by Ancient Greeks in like 300 BC or something. They just thought steam powered planes were a silly novelty toy, though, so they didn't go anywhere with that technology. The inventions were lost to time shortly after then (or at least shortly in the grand scheme of things). An interesting "What if?.." scenario would be "What if the Greeks used primitive steam engines to kickstart the industrial revolution in 350-250 BC?" We'd probably have cured death by now, given we went from 95% of people being peasants in 1750 AD to there being basically no peasants in 2000 AD (at least in the west).

[@godji9396]

Me: Tries to sleep because of important stuff tomorrow Isorrow: *uploads* Me: y e e t

[@hefik8689]

That moment when yesterday you started playing rome 2 and then isp made a video from it

[@jankregar4857]

''There' s nothing wrong with a little bit of plague'' you are my hero

[@warren1145]

Today is my birthday, and this was a fantastic gift, full of laughs

[@TheDistractingGamer]

Gonna be honest, Rome 2 still feels kinda clunky, but it's for sure not the catastrophe it was at launch.

[@nicolascavalcante1164]

Rome 2 Total War: Man, im so bad Imperator Rome: hold my beer

[@PointnShootMovies]

He says “I could just wake up tomorrow and catch the plague” like he knew something we didn’t

[@beverlyblanton6031]

Imagine this guy was roasting the game 2 years before this vid

[@snoopsauce6294]

You teased us, more planet total war

[@stinville]

I remember the review Angry Joe did about this game. he was Furious XD

[@migukmoonpark4312]

the cone hats are actually the go-to hats for Spartans because it lets them have superior vision and hearing without those unmanly armor parts, plus it's easier to mass produce.

[@stephenmason9527]

Man, you really rammed them good and hit them hard from behind.

[@IquonYT]

nice. putting the pc specs in white on a white background. very cool isp.

[@terribledemon3033]

What if you had a pointy stick that was really long, long enough to reach over the mediterranean. You could conquer your enemies without ever even seeing them.

[@AlucardNoir]

And into the flame goes your invitation to Paradox Con for next year.

[@musicmaster417]

ISP, there is a HOI 4 mod where you can play as BOI. Do you wanna play this?

[@ilonasapel3072]

indeed

[@rossdaley5829]

I remember seeing pikemen first hand in this game with an entire cavalry force... needless to say it didn't end well

[@pessimisticroach4117]

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. ...

[@trbd]

3:35 "Xerxes dispenses the monsters from half the world away. They're clumsy beasts...."

[@jason7758]

It's time to go home. HOI4 is calling.

[@SourCherryAdam]

6:09 "There is nothing wrong with a bit of plague".

[@connordlthegamer2980]

Listen, i may be late to this. but that rise of the republic content pack jesus I dont want to get stuck hearing "HASTATI" "PRINK EH PAYS" "TREE ARI I"

[@tommythedinkster375]

Warhmmer would be pretty neat

[@guywithnounderstandingofth7586]

wait no 360p res...GOD STILL EXISTS

[@vicentgalvan70]

We are getting low on dogs to kick aren't we?

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

Elephants are E Z especially when you get artillery. Launch fire ammo at them and they'll go berserk and the AI will sync-kill them almost instantly long before they reach your armored gnomes. Also, Rome always gets owned in R2 when controlled by the AI.

[@jackiekennedy4902]

DEI next mr Ironsides

[@kennethcole4691]

Auto resolving on Rome is the new driving to Moscow

[@DanielSambar]

_Italy be like: “pizza time” noises_

[@Cjnw]

Ree

[@Zectorman]

Divide Et Impera is a great great mod that makes Rome 2 amazing imo

[@thedemonhater7748]

She’s come far since launch. Maybe if we give imperator a chance, it’ll be good to. And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself!

[@sovietrussianguy5120]

250 bc -sir the door is open do we enter it? no we burn it but sir it is open NO we burn -kills his army by sending into the fire and that kids is i got fired

[@ac_spicywingz3627]

Just a friendly reminder that the battle advisor's voice actor (Mark Strong) is the same guy who plays the main villain in Shazam.

[@dice1820]

There is an unreasonable amount of ad clips during youtube videos now.

[@gtu660]

isorrow talk lie on the title make you life cursed

[@tankfire0387]

I forgot how overpowered the phalanx formation is in this game cause they just charge into it in every total war game

[@herlina4825]

0:29 Is not a bug that ik, it's a nightmare mode so make a unit have scary face and scary bird flying.

[@timspring2757]

Rise of the Republic was very fun

[@seanlogan7912]

A free ironside pc competition. If only Ironside Pitchboi could be here for this great event #F

[@raptorcell6633]

WHERE DID HE GO?

[@willyiugharthen4869]

It really hurts when i see him miss a flanking chance

[@laszlokiss483]

the plebs are bald to avoid lice

[@Deezbiscuits-wx1ol]

Yeees more Total war

[@netherbee6523]

I rly miss your hoi4 vids u used to do back in the day

[@Bluesonofman]

This is now Sparta!

[@alecjones4135]

I knew this video was coming out

[@thaianh12345]

Mercenary African elephants in Hellas. Yes.

[@gunja556]

Ah yes, the great gnome warriors of Sparta

[@jiubski7775]

I really like to play the Aztecs in this game

[@huberthepner3754]

That's funny Empire Total War mod

[@CesarAugustoRocabadoVillegas]

dude you should win the others with this one i know you hate it but you can do a megacampaign with all paradox games including imperator rome you could play it in ironmode with a random country like boi

[@verneymoyo5754]

Nah, I dont play this without Divide Et Impera. That mod shows you what was actually possible in scope and historical accuracy with Rome 2...

[@shaneboardwell1060]

Lol damn Imperator Rome so bad that you get nostalgia for ROME 2? Crazy times.

[@Chuck12312]

Roma Invicta. Whoops I mean "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"

[@VictorBillordo]

Next: Elephant only

[@crab1645]

I've never hit that like button SO HECKING HARD YEAH BABY

[@Barttek]

10:22 Full Cannae style...

[@jondoe6663]

Divide et Impera. Do it.

[@cherrydashzero5619]

Rome Total War: Am I a joke to you?

[@yungmalaria]

The title says this is a video about a good Roman themed game, but I don’t see Roman Empire survival for Roblox on my screen right now

[@neilerator]

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem essa delendam, you feel me ?

[@bains6500]

4:10 They just play tetris, they want to put the figure in its place but *something* prevents them

[@How2TutorialsLOL]

Total war 2, a tasteful review: games trash A year later: good game bout Rome

[@cloudcell4652]

A good rome game you say I know what you're talking about, ryse son of rome