How One Man Reformed Rome - Attila Total War

We're back IN Attila total war looking at the Last Roman DLC.
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[@joefalko3756]

The best part is that In Real Life John invaded Italy with Belisarius but one of Belisarius’ guards accidentally stabbed him to death. No joke, look it up.

[@ohooho3120]

And in real life Belesarius was a genius military commander who actually took and held rome with a understrength army and beat a Persian army with only half their numbers

[@Glownyszef]

And the poor sod couldn't even defend himself with that wooden sword of his

[@sirmount2636]

He got Stonewall’d! What happened to the bodyguard?

[@andrewsoman3545]

Actually it was an arrow

[@thishandleisntavailable42069]

According to John the Armenian's Wikipedia article he was loved by many and his death was widely mourned.

[@iSorrowproductions]

Leave a like for John and his band of merry men.

[@astroxity7782]

Can You heart me

[@valvo_5732]

Decimate

[@mioc7741]

No

[@Valiant_Guardian]

I’ll give you an F as well for John. F.

[@barondemontesquieu6111]

We want more of john

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

The funny part is that John the Armenian was actually an important historical figure.

[@benjackson91]

he was belisarius right hand man during his north african campaign

[@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle]

He was the guy who had fucked up all of the "Restore Rome" affair.

[@allanjbucknol4414]

I am pretty sure Narses and John the Armenian messed up the campaign

[@Krafanio]

@@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle Was restore the empire actually the lost provinces and domains of the Roman Empire in the west.

[@HyperNebula]

@@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle bo

[@HTPCYMC]

iSorrow: yo pass the aux cord Me: you better not play trash ISorrow: **plays Anttila: Total War intro song**

[@bumdeben9366]

*isp why do you do this to us*

[@ottovonbisquick6996]

@How to properly clean your metal computer. What the hell is antilla

[@NessieAndrew]

I legit used to listen to that so much in 7th grade.

[@MrTeddy12397]

@@ottovonbisquick6996 Anttila is a finnish department store, of course: fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anttila

[@Notmyname1593]

@@MrTeddy12397 plot twist!

[@haflife2486]

I unironically love the Hunnic/Mongolian throat singing that plays at the start menu, it really feels foreboding which is what you want in a game about the end of the world

[@SuperExodian]

funily enough, i've recently listened to a mongolian metal band that mixes metal with throat singing shizzle.. they're called 'the HU' if you're interested. i think it's pretty good

[@Toratchi888]

@@SuperExodian Yuve Yuve Yu!

[@manooxi327]

check out Huun-Huur-Tu a Mongolian (I think) band that sings traditional throat singing my fav of their is: - The Orphan's Lament & - Ancestors

[@audellaroque4730]

I’d also recommend Nine Treasures, they’re another great Mongolian metal band

[@sampatterson8986]

The best world is a world where the Italian Renaissance music was Tuvan throat singing

[@blazodeolireta]

the songs he uses reminds me of Better call Saul.

[@Wanderer628]

The best world is a world where the Italian Renaissance music was mine craft music blocks.

[@zddxddyddw]

Tannu what?

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

YOOOOO OOOOOOO EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@auradzrts691]

Best of world

[@aurex8937]

"So, youw fathew was a woman..." "No no, a ROMAN..." "Stwike him centuwion, vewy woughly!" *Ironside hammer slams into ISP's face* *High pitched whimper*

[@johnsullivan186]

Aurex Biggus dickus

[@nicholasgerry9620]

And throw him to the ground, sir?

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

Your father was a Woman. Who was he?

[@PontficateArtok]

@@mortemtyrannus8813 He was Naughtius Maximus

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

@@PontficateArtok That's a joke name. Like Sillius Songus or Biggus Dickus.

[@villons0465]

John the Armenia grew too powerful and crashed the game. There is no fix for this.

[@thomasgray4188]

GLORY TO JOHN THE IRON ARMENIAN, MASTER OF THE FEET, MASTER OF THE HORSE,MASTER OF THE INFINITY GAUNTLETT AND SAVIOR OF ROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment below on who would win in a fight John,Bohem or Dong And why.

[@komradekevinthekommuneistd7362]

dong because he is a fishy boi

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

John because he is the Armenian

[@motherlyfather9871]

How does one become master of the *feet*

[@ottowoodfall1824]

Lies publius would destroy all of them

[@tiagocorreia419]

@@motherlyfather9871 *cough* *cough* definitely not by foot jobs *cough* *cough*

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

That hi-res low-res shit at the highest settings always bothered me about Atilla too. I think it's just that the textures are shittily done.

[@blackkray8351]

its annoying because attila has some of the best total war mods :(

[@brendanrisney2449]

Probably because it needs the mods.

[@blackkray8351]

@@brendanrisney2449 I'm talking about 1212 and rise of mordor. Not bugfixes

[@brendanrisney2449]

Ah, right then.

[@MenkoDany]

For old games, sometimes downgrading to an old driver that was around the game's release helps Or run it in compatibility mode

[@MijnAfspeellijst1234]

atila isn't old game xd

[@thecakecakecake8198]

2015 lmao

[@Dell-ol6hb]

Menko Atila isn’t even an old game lol

[@spanishcoinquistador7077]

Thanks creative assembly really cool

[@blackkray8351]

wouldn't matter, attila is poorly optimised and buggy

[@-Imperial]

The game realised that John was to powerful and put an end to his reign of terror.

[@mrvulture8981]

This enraged ghost of Julius ceacar Who punished him sevearly

[@creepylegend7392]

Funny thing is that John was a real historical charecter who's invaded Italy with Belisarius.He was Belisarius' cavalry commander but he was killed by his own men at the end.

[@cyrusthagreat6649]

why does everyone think john invaded italy with him? he was killed in the north african campaign

[@creepylegend7392]

@@cyrusthagreat6649 Oh yes I read about it a long time ago ,now I remember he was killed in the Vandalic war by his own men by accident in one of the battles

[@coldestshark4310]

Age of Charlemagne is good, it’s probably as close to medieval 3 as we’re going to get for a while

[@mich722]

Wish that Theme of Sicily/Byzantines could be used without mods though, but it is excellent.

[@anormaltoaster3691]

John is who we all strive to be one day

[@retrostarvear1781]

I love how he went to total war which is very entertaining, keep it up ISP love your vids!

[@mortman200]

You should try Age of Charlemagne because it's like Thrones of Britannia except good.

[@ashleyburns6752]

Thrones minus the civil war

[@mich722]

I played as the Byzantines/Theme of Sicily with a mod.

[@ShadowMinnie]

JOHN THE ARMENIAN THE LIBERATOR OF ROME!!!!!!

[@ShadowMinnie]

@Tristan Lane i know, but i prefer the humor

[@Valiant_Guardian]

You just gotta love Ironside intros. Next it’ll be on Alex the Ramblers hairli- oh wait that’s not possible...or is it?

[@jackdalton2538]

Voldemort, Gollum and Princes Leia. How many references?!

[@sirmount2636]

We should charge a reference tax.

[@embs5803]

The most ambitious crossover

[@tobygodat]

minecraft hunger games at 500k

[@immigrant4556]

How one man *_BECAME ROME_*

[@jaydeh.]

Thank you iSorrowproductions, very -cool!- *freaking epic!*

[@matthiasweinmann8115]

I've got the freeze issue aswell, try to set the games version on windows 7, it helped for me... just dont ask why

[@captainzao791]

why

[@leiyoung6535]

Who

[@tiagocorreia419]

When

[@hamiamsandwitch6571]

@@nielsw8523 what

[@orestpaja2531]

What

[@neilerator]

*Mongolian throat singing intensifies*

[@Aethelhald]

@Taylor Barbieri BREAK DOWNA MY SHIDDY WARR

[@asnekboi7232]

Well I've lost the will to live knowing any good places to buy rope

[@Aethelhald]

@@asnekboi7232 Jussie Smollett knows where you can buy some good rope.

[@danielsmith5318]

Yay Belisarius was actually quite badass, I recommend reading up on him. He did indeed reconquer North Africa and Italy for the Byzantines under Justinian (albeit not for very long...)

[@tylerellis9097]

North Africa was Roman untill 698, and Southern Italy until 1071, is say quite long.

[@jonahwaters2090]

Best thing to see on my B-Day! Thank You ISP!

[@wingedhussar8552]

Imagine starting an expedition to reclaim Rome just to get one-uped by some guy with a wooden sword.

[@chronovac]

Best roman generals: -Pompey -Octavian -Scipio Africanus -Julius Caesar -Belisarius -John

[@nicholasgerry9620]

Octavian? I think you mean Agrippa

[@paradoxgaming254]

HE CALLED US GRAVYBABIES

[@Aethelhald]

You're right about the menu theme in Attila. That's some good music. I actually put that tune on my MP3 player. I listen to it when I'm exercizing. I like to listen to it and picture myself standing on the front line at the battle of the Catalaunian Fields as Attila and his horde of piss stinking barbarians come over a hill on their horses. Attila stinks of piss and is shouting orders to his barbarians, who also stink of piss. The men next to me are wavering because of the stench of pure piss, but I stand there, taller than the rest, willing to die for Rome, and naturally this inspires them not to run away from the stench of piss. Good times man.

[@christiangottwald692]

Weirdly specific but also cool

[@LeFisheAuChocolat21]

Congrats for 420k subs my dude

[@r.j.lombardi111]

When you need something to keep you going, Mr. John and ISP are yer bois.

[@kiliakai0139]

Atilla, more like.... Atortilla

[@anecdotalintrigue6137]

do artillery only in medieval 2

[@Omega4Productions]

When it said Justinian’s support was ending, I was like “are you fucking serious!? I’m single handedly restoring the Roman Empire for your fat ass, yet you can’t do me the favour of funding the armies I need to do it!?” Justinian doesn’t deserve my loyalty but goddamn it, Belisarius remains loyal despite it all!

[@swishswish3611]

When he mentioned civilians throwing rocks and fighting, I suddenly got Stalingrad vibes 😂

[@mich722]

I got the Kingdom of Rome trophy but that was the most brutal campaign so far, went anti-clockwise from Africa and eventually settled in Spain. From there, took Africa and then into Italy.

[@imstupid7640]

If we’re his gravy babies Is he our mashed potato daddy?🤔

[@ojnopulp4563]

"John get your fingers ready" is definitely a line in a porno

[@user-ki6se4ih8y]

John the Armenian was also a historical general who supports Belisalius. He was half Armenian-half Romab. He was a second commander of Belisarius since the time of Battle of Dara. In history he also known as 'Johanes of Armenia'

[@pandapeo4209]

*How one paradox game made a man blow his brains out*

[@WinnieTehPoop]

I love this dlc, like real Belisarius. Very easy to fail as romans though, because you have to build economy buildings for the start, or you cant pay to your armies.

[@mattbreisch4279]

Well before Justin Y.

[@ino8728]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly HE REFORMS ROME BACC

[@BattleUnit3]

All hail the greatest, the handsomest, the smartest ... *drum roll* ...John. Just John you know like the the most common man ever. The kind of person who is the literal incarnation of averageness.

[@tiibi1]

it s the power of john s snap that s breaking the damn game

[@joeywheeler6398]

That was the best song I ever heard in that game and the reason I played it

[@arturs3696]

iSorrow was secretly Attila this entire time

[@Spyincoporated]

Man with all these guys shouting in the thumbnails, ISP could start making mobile games

[@elbeto191291]

Nobody: Not one soul: ISP: jOhN ThE ARmEniaN!

[@cirbam2747]

Correction: How *Ironside* reformed Rome with their hammer

[@retrostarvear1781]

RIP John’s finger’s I think they fell off after all the snapping

[@jasperdenhartog6912]

This is the first video I watch in 2020 , feel honored.

[@rubentimmermans6063]

The man was bald and angry.

[@LordMMT]

I just watched a 10 minute advertisement on toilet paper, someone taking too big of a shit, and which way to hang a toilet paper. worth it

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

What kind of alternate history HOI4 mod is this? They don't even have tanks!

[@ChongiFishing]

*ARTILLERY ONLY COOL MATH GAMES 10x*

[@arnoldschonberg9598]

I don't even like Total War but I support my boy through the cyclical hell

[@landonfanning5076]

Sometimes restarting your computer fixes issues. It works for me and the Mass Effect trilogy anyway

[@Jazmillenium]

A year late but that minute lag crap happens to me too

[@lephantomchickn3676]

"John, get ya fingers ready!"

[@96racco]

Would like to see the sequel of John's adventures!

[@sleepyspaceman93]

its important to have a John. Its like. "ya think im tough. wait till John gets ya"

[@nch2004]

Guess who's back Back again Rome is back Tell a friend

[@trent2667]

I wanna see more of this!!!!

[@christianh4723]

The menu music is indeed great.

[@jonathanlivingstonseagull3062]

I remember the freeze issue happened with Empire too, after a certain point in the game.

[@TheTrueGreek11]

Loved this video if you find a solution to the problem i would love to see a pt2

[@wackysoup1681]

Attila 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@shinydewott]

John's integrity became so high, the game can't handle it

[@baz5042]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh!!! Best intro song ever.

[@Pelagion98]

That pronounciation of Carthago is something that should get you crucified.

[@johnpijano4786]

Do a video about Divide et Impera in Rome 2 I want to see your reaction on how realistic it is.

[@bumdeben9366]

Do it isp or else

[@taoerche]

Intro music is the best part.

[@sculamica4159]

that music made me excited

[@chrisca]

You clicked decimate so many times that -Thanos- John ended up purging your computer

[@troygrindley3793]

Favilac looks like Russ Abbott playing Princess Leia

[@teph1256]

we need more john!

[@dannyshadbolt229]

I'm so glad you uploaded this for the simple fact , now I know my portholes do not have a bug 😂 They are so bad. Even the Warhammer ones!

[@craigdoran7873]

We need more *JOHN*

[@secretblaze1235]

Fun fact you could of adopted John, made him ur heir then charge belisaris general unit into death then bam. John rules

[@LuigianoMariano]

6:19 - Link, the Hero of Hyrule, started off with a Wooden Sword and you don't see him complaining.

[@electrohalo8798]

well john if you want to reform skyrim you will need a mini gun

[@autokrator_]

based spiffingbrit fan

[@lvl5goon598]

I got an Endgame ad on your second snap

[@FunkyMonkeyI]

You better run, run from Attila the Hun.

[@tinchosabala]

Do you plan your jokes or do you improvise them at the moment? They are too good.

[@candycorn6268]

We'll get em next time

[@valensky3339]

"Belisarius tasked him (John) with Gelimer's pursuit and gave him 200 cavalry. John almost caught up with Gelimer, but he was accidentally killed by Uliaris, one of Belisarius' bodyguards. According to Procopius, he was much loved and his death was widely mourned." We remember the acts of John to this very day

[@JLrapel492]

"What the fuck?" jajajaja :o

[@PTB_BE]

*Romelus loves this*

[@nefurian4133]

yess!! total war attila!!

[@PAINNN666]

At start of campaign independence route nort freezing.

[@vka4598]

Hopefully this isn’t the end. I want to see John rule all of Europe

[@TheLastRoman]

Hey that's me!

[@TheDrumstickEmpire]

The description XD

[@nailhadzimusadervisahmetbe7754]

WE WANT TO SEE MORE FROM JOHN THE ARMENIAN

[@benvaughan2171]

The priest was the earliest example of a Star Wars cosplayer

[@andosclau]

The way you pronounced Carthage ripped my soul apart.

[@MrShamaximus]

Praise Be to John!

[@p.a.kaczmarek5555]

BIG UP FOR JOHN