Rome: TW in 2018 - Publius And his Army of Pigs on Fire

It's been a long long time since I last played Rome, and who is this Publius guy.
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[@MrDrCthulhu]

Publius the Mighty, direct ancestor of the famed Biggus Dickus

[@peterrudman3109]

I remember watching that

[@nonameisaname8480]

“He has a wife you know”

[@oscarredfearn3492]

@@caiawlodarski5339 that is literally what he said

[@johnsupergeil7098]

@@oscarredfearn3492 no he he flipped it around

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

What the famed cousin of Naughtius Maximus?

[@deathpunch95]

90 years old in 179 BC... A man chosen by the Gods

[@DannyB1111]

It’s not absurd, ancient life expectancy was heavily skewed by extreme child mortality rates.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Philosophers in Greece 600 BC often became as old as 100 years. Really nothing out of the ordinary for richer people.

[@MFvanBylandt]

that guy It is really old and honestly close to absurd. I would compare it to around 100 by our standards. People back then died significantly earlier in their adulthood than they do now.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

@@MFvanBylandt No, people back then also often made it to up to 100 years. Before that, even. It's not even THAT rare.

[@MFvanBylandt]

@@DrunkenCoward1 I have never seen any evidence to suggest that. The Wikipedia Category: Ancient Roman centenarians has only 5 names (only notable figures ofcourse) for an empire that lasted 985 years. It happened, but it wasn't common.

[@Lislio]

ALL OF ROME WILL BE AMAZED AT SUCH A VICTORY! THE DAY IS OOOURRRSSSS!!

[@XDlosDominicans]

*GOOSEBUMPS*

[@herroberbesserwisser7331]

Literlly beating an rebel army of 2 naked peasents...

[@1kvolt1978]

@@herroberbesserwisser7331 Using full Doom Stack Of Fully Upgraded Three Golden Chevroned Urban Cohorts. All of Rome will be truely amazed, sure. :D

[@Thouse_Muchachos]

i can hear that comment

[@tatigan1389]

When they say this after I've beaten a Greek army twice my size, it's cool. When I've beaten a rebel army comprised of peasants and dogs... it's still cool, because this is Rome Total War Goddamnit!

[@wormycasserole3085]

F for Publius, god amongst us mere mortals

[@Crusader-fu5ry]

Why art thou not subscribed

[@SleepingSlave]

@@Crusader-fu5ry F

[@caleb7922]

F

[@paliga9837]

F

[@CodytheHun123]

F

[@jamesyates4836]

Rip Publius the mighty and his heir Titius. Publius died in battle titius died getting gang raped by a bunch of Egyptians

[@SonKunSama]

Publius died because he was turning into a goddamn fossil

[@Gokaes]

ahhhh ahahhahahahah

[@thatguy3421]

Titius died by Egyptian Sea Men

[@matthewtaylor744]

F

[@sampatterson8986]

Imperator Rome is looking great

[@ploxman]

yeah, keep it up Sammy Sam Sam

[@herecomedatsovietbylat565]

I'ma clap those cheeks boi

[@caydenmccormick1659]

Anybody notice Publius had amongst his traits "UNHINGED LOON"

[@RJALEXANDER777]

9:28 seriously, what? I've played this game since I was 6, I've never seen this ever.

[@Misterkill800]

same!

[@farmerboy916]

Back when I played Medieval 2 on disk, I was able to force myself to be at peace with the rebels through diplomatic interactions with other factions, a couple of times. Never have been able to replicate that on steam, maybe it was stealth patched.

[@baconbliss4796]

Well you didn't have publius the mighty now did you

[@Minty1337]

im pretty sure it's because ISP messed with his game files, and accidentally added rebels to the playable faction, so they got diplomacy on accident

[@Bob2854]

First play through I got this I think it’s when a diplomats faction dies and the diplomat defaults to being a rebel.

[@IronsidePitchBoi]

First two notes: F3 and C4. Plink: G6 Distance from last video: Major third up.

[@raphaelborges9795]

You are doing god's work

[@Это-же-Лимонный]

Your ancestors are smiling at you

[@bananajoe4494]

No first alltilery only rome total war please spread the Good Word

[@tomzhackray6116]

Ironside Pitch Boi wtf does this even mean?

[@ongesucc4979]

nice

[@emredogruel6619]

Please press “F” to pay your respects to *PUBLIUS THE MIGHTY*

[@arch3223]

F

[@Messyschmitt]

f

[@louieblanco179]

F

[@chrispeck8616]

F

[@tacitregular2852]

F

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

Who was a better General? Publius The Mighty or John The Armenian?

[@guilibleworm1237]

Publius forever

[@fekssnek367]

Their the same person

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@@fekssnek367 It is known.

[@kostas3577]

@@fekssnek367 Publius never died

[@AhanSalty]

Don't you leave Zipoetes the Lewd behind..!

[@_Nohan_]

Broken dreams so grand Sing of his final stand Long live Publius Brought by soldiers hand back to the fatherland Long live Publius Rex Publius will be considered a Historical Figure I swear to Jupiter

[@foughtstatue1023]

Nice Sabaton cover

[@ilania95]

All perfect everybody, just a suggestion from a Latin teacher slash Sabaton fan; change Rex to Dux (general) and you get an historically accurate rewriting

[@danieleriksson5587]

@@ilania95 I Thought Dux was Master? Never the less this shit is epic. And

[@danieleriksson5587]

HE IS IN MY EYES

[@redmenace5536]

@@danieleriksson5587 Dux means 'leader' as far as I know.I mean Mussolini was called 'il duce' in italian and dux' genitive is ducis so, yeah

[@pieterpietersen9438]

“Juli are conquering great provinces while I am in the desert” he says, conquering Egypt, the place with the literal most population in the game, while Gaul probably spams warband, decreasing their population to -3. You really haven’t played this game in a long time have you?

[@fw6938]

Producing troops reduces population??

[@bishdish.]

Flo Wed yes

[@richardcooke5876]

@@fw6938 in the original total war.

[@kesorangutan6170]

Step 1: Conquer Patavium. It has 6% pop growth or something. Step 2: Build everything that increases population growth in Patavium Step 3: Spam hoardes of peasants in Patavium Step 4: Conquer Europe with ease since barbarian factions sucks Step 5: Send peasants to low pop/pop growth provinces you conquered. Then disband them. This will increase province population. Thus allows you to upgrade settlements. Step 6: Use Patavium to populate Europe. Build farm upgrades and sanitation everywhere. Don't build temple of Ceres. Build temple of Jupiter. So you'll have lower corruption. Congrats! Now you have high pop powerhouse faction. The only problem is you have to deal with rebellions more often. Just keep the taxes low or normal. The money you got from farming and trade can sustain you

[@12345678924439]

Youre talking like low pop is something to worry about? I usually spend my time decreasing populations rather than increasing them

[@NewbyTon]

Some Roman leader:"let's leave Rome for a while I'm sure it won't fall" Legit 2 seconds later Rome: *falls*

[@Lycanicpotato]

LOL

[@BattleUnit3]

Ah you know how it is. Birds fly Fish swim Rome falls

[@Lycanicpotato]

Let Move the capital to Byzantium and rename it Constantinople they say forget about Rome it won’t fall.One Century later “DAMN YOU CONSTANTINE”

[@EpikJasper]

Who also no lifed Rome TW back in the day?

[@sirb_s6190]

😁

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

You know nearly failed all exams because of it XD

[@mercurianrepublic5943]

i no life medieval 2 now,but i used no life rome.

[@nIhIl34]

I still have fond memories of my epic clash with lugenotrix.

[@sidectia5954]

3:48 will siwa ever know peace

[@vlaamscherp]

Artillery wasn't a thing back then, was it? Wait B A L L I S T A

[@aarosundvall]

@@bohemond7426 guy throwing really big rocks

[@BruhMoment-xj6sx]

*_The Cohortes Urbanae wants to know your location_*

[@theleonid4377]

*Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well*

[@kanal2123a]

Are you polish?

[@theleonid4377]

@@kanal2123a Im slovak but thats close

[@tennke205]

Ballistas only at 400k?

[@jansase624]

Yeet

[@Mushele]

when your general dies you can keep reaload so many times that he will never die, for example my king of sparta was about 120 years old and then he turned 0 age :D so he was about 200 years old in the end of my campaing xDD (i guess they just used 7 bits for age variable)

[@brettausten1259]

LOL

[@bubbleezzz4942]

you can find the setting in campaign_db file max age is set to 120

[@lilgr1ng0]

Your playing as blue Furry Rome and the Greeks are charging at you with pointy sticks. Hmm...

[@mikhailbirbovski6059]

no. i do not want roman furry "stuff"

[@nichl474]

+Dynassote You're

[@shoukokomi6419]

*notices pointy stick* OwO what's this?

[@landenell1750]

Pierce me daddy UwU

[@weef5968]

Dynassote Pointy fetish uwu

[@jgn]

Peasant apocalypse at 500k (Rome total war peasant only at 500k and reference to 3kliksphillp)

[@thatguy3421]

Or artillery only challenge?

[@snorrett]

afghanistan only vic 2

[@magrnror-4329]

*You'll always be in our hearts publius*

[@magrnror-4329]

F

[@keizervanenerc5180]

Was playing Rome Total War as the Selucids on very hard when this video appeared. Still really enjoy this game a lot after all those years! Somehow it just feels a lot nicer to play this game than any total war after Medieval 2. Probebly has something to do with the fact that i like the old look of the game, and that i really like to mess around with the family tree..... promoting Generals that perform well to be the faction heir, killing of entire parts of the tree because the generals there are the childs of the man that lost a major battle.... it all just feels so good!

[@Asbestos_]

What a coincidence. I too play seleucids right now

[@MarcusRayGonzalez]

I love the game, and the Europa Barbarorum mod makes it 10x better

[@keizervanenerc5180]

@@MarcusRayGonzalez haven't tried that mod yet. Only played vanilla and Darthmod. But now i am finaly playing on very hard, so probebly will try EB sometime.

[@MarcusRayGonzalez]

Keizer Van Enerc EB improves the ai, and it completely overhauls the meta and historical accuracy

[@kantina4765]

Ballo Don't listen to this guy

[@adamlindberg4557]

F for Publius the Mighty

[@HTPCYMC]

You didn’t meme us with the iron side intro again, I’m getting worried.

[@excitableboy7031]

HIS ANCESTORS ARE SMILING UPON HIM, IMPERIAL. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

[@FearlessXful]

He did tho

[@phantomaviator1318]

*Where is the uwu clang*

[@seiyaryuuguuin2332]

My dude! Thank you, you have an uncommon humor and it's absolutely marvelous!

[@mango2450]

“Incendiary pigs” that’s probably the most terrifying phrase

[@s.p5159]

"Decapitate our kneecaps" Gonna let that one sink in

[@panzerofthelake506]

Hmm don't get it

[@idkgamer7844]

4:52 "Publius the Mad"

[@paulokimbrillantes4250]

Publius the Mighty, The Beloved of the Gods

[@f.b.i7964]

I actually love you isp. That intro was just so inspiring and emotional. Thank you.

[@changlu9649]

8:27 I'm dead.

[@castsmith6783]

Total war: cool math games

[@coolhandalex1]

F for Publious.

[@kpmh2001]

This is now one of my new favorite videos, all of your jokes were on point

[@genericprofile2381]

"Do you think god resides in heaven, because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" -spy kid 2

[@SgtRock-nh4wy]

Can we get “ it’s camel time!!! “ to be a meme

[@francescomasi7519]

You're so funny. I'm a fan from Italy. I hope you'll have in future a big success. Well done bro!

[@kajuta575]

F for Publius

[@michaelgozzi2675]

Build a skyscraper in skyscraper simulator and make it Publius’ monument

[@splageristics84]

Publius' massive, rock hard monument

[@dr.spaghetti1973]

F for... PUBLIUS THE MIGHTY

[@chilldfi]

Just got back into Rome, so glad you made this :)

[@napoleoncomplex2712]

You have brought a level of sheer joy to playing Rome Total War that I have never seen before. That was great!

[@lilgr1ng0]

You "remember" the good old days in Rome. Is ISP going to be the fourteenth Doctor? Blasphemy.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Who says that timelords can't regenerate into Gay Trotsky?

[@oz_jones]

Oh god help us all

[@pervenchemusic]

My Ancestors are smiling at my artillery libtards, can you say the same?

[@averywyatt-luth1642]

You’re intros are the greatest

[@gentlesirpancakebottoms6692]

I still play this game and its still as amazing as 13 year old me remembers it:P I too came home from school playing this for 3 hours but I had friends doing the same so when our parents said that we had to go outside we played and reenacted Rome Total War. We weren't too papular with the ladies:P

[@chadthundercock4806]

360 P TIME

[@harrisbauwens5652]

I have never seen such an excellent tactition

[@Filippa1.1.]

I thought i had a friend Then he Said he hated me all

[@rabiessex3911]

F for Publius, he was our hero :'(

[@weazels]

The best tw game

[@hakeenthebest2092]

napoleon total war is best

[@v4enthusiast541]

Donthurtmehmemes Medieval 2 is way better

[@pieterpietersen9438]

It’s a tie between medieval 2 And rome.

[@v4enthusiast541]

Pieter Pietersen Radical centrists strike again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@jooj2955]

Medieval 2 + Expansions.

[@zsoltjakab9688]

Aah Rtw, one of the best games ever( im serious). I got so nostalgic by ur Vid. I cant forget that on the hardest difficulty how much egypt or the brits beat me every freaking time. Aaah memories...

[@LunaNicoleTheFox]

F for Publius the Mean, the Brave, THE MIGHTY

[@echo5327]

Memories

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Pube-lius

[@albertkops2459]

F R I P Publius the mighty you may be gone, but you will always remain in our hearts

[@antthegord9411]

8:20 possibly the funniest total war AI moment, this needs an award

[@TheArmin7471]

Ant the Gord It's actually very common in RTW

[@moonwolf8470]

Publius the mighty > Alexander the Great

[@TheRealPuppycat]

When Hes says Kneecap he reminds me of the Bronze Kneecap....anybody remember him ?

[@sirb_s6190]

Memories 0_0

[@SacredBandBoy]

You captured the whole of Africa. This video deserves a like for the time you put into the gameplay alone, let alone the editing that came with it.

[@CampanersdAlfondeguilla]

F for publius the mean, the brave, the great and the mighty

[@cialex2584]

What about Publius the cool Cuz he played coolmathsgames

[@komododragon2344]

no

[@nethersaynether611]

S W O L

[@vlaamscherp]

5:55 SO CANNAE

[@abderrezakghozlane4427]

GOD DAMN IT

[@willtattersall1940]

DONT GET IT

[@Manxyman]

now this , this is EPIC

[@Arms.Enthusiast]

Top quality intro meme this time ISP

[@spuriusscapula6481]

2:33 you know, this statement is somewhat historically accurate and I hate that it is

[@hrrogamrs6665]

My daily porn has arrived!

[@funngames6847]

haha great video, enjoyed watching it 😎

[@casuallyfilth]

This video has the best version of the Ironside intro

[@fatalpeasant6799]

Noice 360p True Fans will watch anyway

[@DarthEstebanMontoya]

Not sure if you would notice any real difference at 1080p.

[@syruspich5484]

Fatal Peasant fucking pleb this was written by the 144p gang

[@fatalpeasant6799]

@@syruspich5484 OOF

[@bellybutton3623]

Even today I enjoy playing this game. It has best and easiest interface and game is super ez to navigate. I don't care about graphics if game is good. And this game is way better than any total war game in my opinion

[@Dwcor]

Keep up the intros dude, they’re funny

[@nickkaraoke2128]

Love the TW meme content. Please do every game in the TW universe!

[@olivermarr5017]

Screeches in autism Ima like this since I'm lonely and suicidal, it boosts my low confidence.

[@erget]

what hoi4 mod is this

[@jooj2955]

Italy expanded focus tree.

[@madafaca3277]

Titus the mighty

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

Best opening yet.

[@maffiasvante]

This hurts, my memories.

[@pervenchemusic]

Can we agree that Greeks and Romans are edgy versions of eachother?

[@voltagedrop5899]

i.ytimg.com/vi/s2HRCYvgIK0/maxresdefault.jpg

[@cheekii6182]

that just gives you infinite edge

[@TextualDeviant]

I have nothing else to say: f

[@oblivionguard2286]

That intro was top quality

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

Fun fact: the great Roman general who defeated Hannibal’s name was Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus.

[@BrendanThorn]

F

[@pervenchemusic]

Furry? More like coolmat-

[@TheGman2101]

Whats this OwO KILL ME

[@landenell1750]

@@TheGman2101 Stab me daddy uwu

[@basty1man]

Your videos sound like me playing RomeTW as a kid and talking to myself, so thumbs up I guess

[@killerbean-wx3ib]

F rip publius....publius would want more of this

[@Freef_01]

I also loved that game back then. And the pigs.

[@EmperorConstantinus]

F for Publius The Mighty!

[@Zerpderp0]

Publius and Titus. All came from the noble house of Biggus Dickus

[@Skiltra]

Oh i see. SOMEONE STOLE UP YOUR SWEETROLL!!!

[@sevendeadlysquids404]

Imagine being a Roman, but GREEN. This comment was made by the furry Roman gang.

[@Saintchronicles]

Every time I play total war I just have lunch you total War videos

[@justelliot4870]

Can we please have more of this.

[@dukingkings7182]

Play age of empires 3

[@eevee1023]

360p

[@rusty7125]

Godspeed Publius

[@phantomkrieger2744]

9:04 Ah I see someone studied the Battle of Carrhae

[@pervenchemusic]

Merkel: The old reichs are smiling at me Russia, can you say the same?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

I honestly doubt that

[@ozisponas1593]

and i am pretty sure old russia is smilling at russia now cause they actually annexed shit

[@hunterkoons2008]

I don't think the HRE is smiling at Merkel at all.

[@alexfeder9328]

The good memories