A GNU Slash Slasher Film

[@ItsHimItsThatGuy]

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

[@Sharp931]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

[@Winnetou17]

Not sure if bot or not. And if it's a bot, not sure if to be scared or proud. What a time to be alive!

[@ofcourseiuseunix]

I need an entire webseries like this. GNU/linux

[@JosephDickson]

"DT is not bald!"

[@Neptune-Ringgs]

I shall repel Richard' evil with my Adobe membership plan and protect you with my highly priced macBook Pro

[@nikunjkhangwal]

I've recently stated to call it Flatpak/KDE/Wayland/systemd/GNU/Linux

[@Subzearo]

Or as I like to call it, GNU + SCREAM

[@oglothenerd]

Is that a dialing desktop application!? What is it called?

[@user-dc9zo7ek5j]

The herd is coming for you

[@moetocafe]

The breaking of the Linux foundation sounds much scarier to me and as opposed to this, it's unfortunately real...

[@TwiIight0]

So freaking hilarious, I love this kind of your videos DT!

[@dejanzabaljac6950]

What scares you the most in real life? Taxes, taxes scare me...

[@MrJakeTucker]

Good stuff DT. I always enjoy your shorts.

[@simplytuts]

DTTV needs to become a real thing!!

[@Bob-b4j1b]

Yeah that was terrible. Love it

[@derekr54]

My God! I must be careful where I put the salt and garlic in order to stay safe from this fiend.

[@alifputrawinata2110]

This is just trailers right? We need full movie!

[@mendelovitch]

Reminds me of Wrong Number by Chris Voigt aka Greasy Tales.

[@ketimcoder]

Hey DT, I'd like to hear your thoughts on banning Russians from contributing to the kernel please.

[@user__520]

Recommended to watch on tv, with popcorn and soda!

[@user-dc9zo7ek5j]

On GNU/TV, with GNU/popcorn and GNU/soda.

[@chrisfromgreece-gr]

Richard is inspiration , Richard is the embodiment of Free Software and Freedom. 🙂

[@cybernit3]

Where is Drew DeVault? I guess Stallman got him..heh

[@marco31]

Prolly on /loli

[@candyczar]

DT I think you could make it as a voice actor!

[@RussianBassPlayer]

so true!

[@themisterchristie]

My answer to Richard and his GNU/ insistence and "freedom" talk, is, I'm free to refer to it how I want, if I don't want to say GNU/Linux, then don't try and take my freedom away by trying to force everyone to refer to it that way. That is anti-freedom. 😀😃😄😆😅🤣😂

[@hexisXz]

Actually it’s emacs/linux

[@plasmatube7328]

A very nice parody!

[@oYakate]

I use alpine linux btw

[@max_ishere]

eh, a little weird but it was pretty funny

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

Wild & Beastly

[@thijsloil2015]

Lmfaoo

[@myegane49]

Richard is right

[@DistroTube]

About me being bald? I don't think so.

[@alexanderl253]

Good one 😂

[@keylowmike85]

This was hilarious! XD

[@thundreturtle]

ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

[@porterhouse937]

Cringe

[@illuminaut9148]

:D :D