A handy guide to making a public apology by Rachel Parris. The Mash Report

A handy guide to making a public apology by Rachel Parris. The Mash Report

[@rossshiell2670]

My favourite apology type remains "I'm sorry you feel that way".

[@elizabethgrinningson7730]

this takes sarcasm to a different level

[@mrschmidt8384]

@Marcus Salem and because you have more interesting things to say, you're spreading your negativity in this comment section? Don't think so mate. Elizaveta, I fully agree with you! :)

[@xenoblad]

@Chris Trevanion conservative comedy exists. There's just less of it. It's just generally less popular. That's free market Capitalism for you. Complaining about left leaning comedy is like complaining about too much rap music. You can do it, it's just ultimately futile.

[@xenoblad]

@Chris Trevanion depends on the resources you access to. If you own a massive media company, then not really. If you're some rando on the internet, then good luck.

[@xenoblad]

@Chris Trevanion I don't think you can compare a single TV show with the general political leanings of the comedy consuming public.

[@gomezthechimp1116]

@@xenoblad I think this was hilarious, but I also like Bill Burr...

[@miyaatherton8326]

"I mean I don't actually mind" "That's good because I didn't actually apologise" 😂

[@moeezS]

My favourite is the "I'm sorry if I offended you but if you knew me you would know I can't be a racist" apology.

[@fenecofeneco19]

what's wrong with that?

[@joelformica8344]

FenechGeish fox Someone who has killed somebody might believe it to be wrong, but that doesn’t excuse their murder.

[@eliopalombi]

@@fenecofeneco19 it’s the embodiment of someone saying “I’m not racist, BUT…”

[@samuelholmes3696]

@@eliopalombi A similar one is "no offence but..." followed by something offensive.

[@Oddballkane]

I've heard I'm not sexist but infront of a woman.

[@lifeinvader2039]

I do like her voice, slightly nervous laugh and facial expressions.

[@JBond-zf4dj]

@Yuki true, but at least his delivery was nice.

[@974724]

She is amazing, because change this perfect equilibrium of high voice, nervous personnality and bitchiness and it would get incredibly annoying. She just found the perfect mix and does it wonderfully.

[@sanamia78]

„Believe it or not but some people have detected a hint of racistic undertone there ...“ 😂 I‘m so glad I found this show. She‘s doing brilliant.

[@prm1932]

I feel like we should really give a lot of credit to Nish for being such a good sport all the time with these. It just makes all this so much funnier that he plays along so perfectly. XD

[@302Diane]

@@dax3116 Perhaps because he understands comedy? Just a thought...

[@amandatropp]

@@dax3116 You do know it's scripted right...they're just playing a role

[@1508djg]

Yes Nish is a good sport accepting all the sexist "banter" that he's a "beta-Male' and 'only a man' so therefore he cant be expected to understand clever,nuanced stuff that only women are good at. All in the backdrop of boys falling ever farther behind girls af school and men being 85% of suicides. Still they're only men so it doesn't matter and anyway men are most MPs and company directors so all men must be just fine.

[@lee24k]

Nish is just playing the feed here, and doing a bloody good job at it.

[@NLTops]

@@dax3116 Ehhh. This is a classic double act. Nish plays the part of the straight man (comedy jargon, not sexual) and Rachel plays the part of the funny (wo)man. It's a comedy classic because it plays on human social dynamics. The straight man rejecting the statements of the funny man tries to bring reason into the situation, which allows the funny man to further make a mockery of themselves. The straight man represents common sense or the societal norm. Also, in many cultures, when you accept someone making jokes about you, it is considered dignified. Rather than stooping to defending yourself against something said in jest, it shows that you don't take yourself too seriously.

[@brucegately831]

British humour is still unsurpassed.

[@Paveway-chan]

And the best thing is that it is an incredibly simple and standard comedic technique - straight man/funny man (woman in this case). But the british are SO GOOD at it!!!

[@ebt7]

Done some actual comparisons or research? How many languages and matching cultures have you any knowledge of, at least to the extent that you can understand that cultures black humor? I would say that the English have a way to go before they match the Irish or the Scottish but even then we are still limiting ourselves the English speaking comedians. Yes, triggered by your use of 'unsurpassed' so if that was the intention, to trigger, then well done.

[@roelmartinvandervelde9407]

@@ebt7 Sorry mate I can personally vouch for Bruce here. Scientifically and objectively, it is above all other forms of humour. Norwegian humour came in 7th. Again, sorry.

[@ebt7]

@@roelmartinvandervelde9407 BS

[@ebt7]

@@roelmartinvandervelde9407 lol

[@cbpd89]

How have I never heard of Rachel Parris before? She is a comedy genius. Looks like I have some videos to binge...

[@CliffUK49]

Been watching The Mash Report since it started a few years ago, commenting on the news of the week, I’ve watched every episode at least once, it’s well worth watching if the Tories🤮 haven’t banned it as subversive 😡.

[@sfshinz]

Does she put Nish back together after taking him apart every episode?

[@earlhoundstooth124]

Looks like he needs a hug.

[@j.s.1816]

Lol

[@jimbosayer1]

If she did take him apart then I’m sure she is sorry! 😆

[@DeevenaJemima]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

lmaoo

[@NortonsNestMonthly]

Oxford educated, a musician, stunning and incredibly funny! Start cloning her immediately. We may save the planet yet.

[@smartchip]

She is a sjw, so no,

[@mattpreece6106]

Your right... sjws and their ethical stance... wanting people to be treated with decency... judging people based on their actions not their race sex or looks... if they are allowed to get their way peace might break out and social problems might start getting alleviated ... we can't have that can we... and we certainly can't have clever people proving you don't need to be horrible to others to be funny or effective... nor can we be allowed to show women with high IQ (it's a secret we've been sitting on since time immemorial)... no... let us instead call people like this sjw without any real decent counter argument in the hopes it alienates them from society because it would be awful if I was forced to own up to my own shortcomings and improve myself... I would much rather we kept pointing the finger at minorities and blamed religions that aren't my own, gays and immigrants... now let us all go out and vote Trump, Lepenn, UKIP and stop evolution before it's too late!!

[@smartchip]

@@mattpreece6106 can you help, we know when the right goes too far, but, when does the left,what is the mile stone, how do we know?

[@mattpreece6106]

@smartchip ... It's called Momentum & Corbyn removing democratically elected MPs for not agreeing with him even though they were publicly elected to office... It's spending your career rebelling against your leader until YOU become the leader and decide that nobody is allowed to rebel... when people are censored and can't call it a "brainstorm" or "blackboard"... When white middle class men decide that we can't have a bloody Christmas tree because it might offend somebody... Or removing the word Christ from Christmas all together... First Christmas card my grandfather got when he moved was from a Muslim family and no black person I know has been offended by the use of the word "blackboard"... I was also pissed off when Angela Eagle appeared on HIGNFY and said "I should be leader BECAUSE I'm a lesbian and a Humanist" after all that is saying that you should be selected by Gender, Sexual Orientation and Religious Belief (the exact views feminism is opposed to)... Please don't get the impression that I'm as one sided as a Mobius Loop... I just believe that any two human beings have equal rights and responsibilities... I don't care what colour, race, sex, religion or political views they have... I don't care if they were born on the same clump of dirt as me... I don't care if the hate me... They are still equal (myself included)... Why should women be paid less for doing the same job?... Why should somebody be denied a job due to their skin colour?... Why do statistics show this is still happening?... Melanin and Vaginas are not a valid excuse... There is no scientific evidence that shows us white Brits (of which I am one) are better in any way to anyone... The real bastards though are the very rich who have the cash to sort problems, own the papers, and constantly make the middle classes and working classes blame each other while paying themselves a killing and crashing global economies by gambling with our debts... then turning round and blaming it on foreigners... Hitler blamed immigrants too... the EEC (EU) was set up so that would never happen again and we have had the longest period of peace in Europe (and the best workers rights) since... Rachel Parris isn't playing victim and making stuff up ... she is commenting on how absurd this all is... you don't have to agree (that is your right)... but show her some respect (that is hers)

[@barnabyaprobert5159]

@@Threadnaught Threadnaught, so, the editors of the Merriam-Webster dictionary are "idiots"? "feminism noun fem·​i·​nism | \ˈfe-mə-ˌni-zəm \ Definition of feminism 1 : the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes 2 : organized activity on behalf of women's rights and interests"

[@CrazyMama75]

Him "I don't know why these people are laughing at that." Her "I do" Me lmfao

[@Outspoken.Humanist]

Parris is unique and brilliant. Her clever use of language is only one of her talents, she can do normal stand-up, she is musical and she sings really well.

[@peachesplums]

Not even "i apologise" but "owe him an apology"

I immediately start chuckling as soon as I see Rachel 🤣

[@emilyc3733]

Matija Marohnić it’s like Pavlov’s dogs

[@shaktigartlan2596]

She’s the best!

[@layla309]

Is it just me or is the way she says "Nish" the funniest part of these videos😂

[@angelicasr5552]

I agree

[@entertain7us148]

I can’t believe how good this show is.

[@therumblerx]

She's an absolute comedic genius.

[@Caroline28483]

Nish and Rachel's banter is the best!!

[@antoinesaint807]

She forgot the « I am sorry if YOU misunderstood my meaning » apology.

[@marcelaecheverria218]

oh god her sarcasm gives me life

[@j.s.1816]

His face! I love his expressions.

[@topumasum]

I love this woman!

[@cyclingnerddelux698]

Damn....I just discovered this....this is comedy gold!

[@EobardKhan]

When I run out of Graham Norton's talk show clips, this is what I like to binge. Love Rachel and Nish.

[@aamirtanoli4084]

I love her, her quirky comedy is awesome 👍

[@rgwak]

I just watched four straight Rachel Parris clips. So funny!

[@neilbarnett3046]

"Oh, dear." Perfect!

[@matildev152]

Ah the number of people who actually take her sarcasm seriously and think she means what she is saying... oh lord

[@666Tomato666]

if there is one thing that fascists are incapable of it's detecting sarcasm.

[@michaelrch]

Seeing this after - JRM said Grenfell victims had no common sense - Andrew Bridgen supported him - Another Tory candidate was found to have tweeted that benefits recipients should be put down And Nadeem Zahawi put it all down to "misspeaking" 🤦‍♂️

[@alittlepieceofearth]

Her completely genuine enthusiasm is so inspiring.

[@jelanidacostabest8195]

Personally I think her delivery is on point.

[@Dornwild]

I almost suffocated at the "What star sign this religion might be". I can't breathe!

[@ausetkmt]

oooo boy, I love this. posting it for my us audience so this can crack up the election crowd. She is Brilliant Thank You UK for your plain face normalcy

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Their back and forth banter is absolutely priceless!

[@mr_slidey]

You know that moment when you have to pause the video because you're laughing so hard and you can't hear it...

[@harshwilly]

this was so fun while it lasted, nobody does uncomfortable like Rachel Parris and Nish does the straight man perfectly am I still allowed to say 'straight man' if anyone was offended by that remark, my sincerest apoplexy

[@imfromchina.4048]

Rachel is the best😉

[@barrywebber100]

I love Rachel she is brilliant!

[@ZEGO24x]

Nish is STILL cut up about that description, hahaha...

[@Sanches535]

What a beautiful woman!!

[@thetruthnothingbutthetruth4797]

her voice is sooooo soooo sooo goooooooood

[@arekkrolak6320]

she is totally amazing!

[@change4066]

You gotta start with the classic KZbin apology sigh, if you don't, is it really an apology? 😂

[@avocadomonkey4892]

Rachel Parris is brilliant! And snaps to Nish for being such a good sport. It's much more fun when Rachel uses the technique on him and he tries futilely to defend himself from her cheerful onslaught.

[@jessicaasare2022]

Someone show this to Laura Leech...

[@brianmurray7407]

great show Rachel and ellie are especially funny while trying to be serious

[@KoenvMeijel]

Everyone knows Christianity is the Scorpio of this earth

[@Shri100percent]

More like Gemini lmao

[@MrUndersolo]

Buddhism = Aries?

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

I wonder which one is the Sagittarius. Judaism maybe?

[@Sea-zu4bj]

K August Buddhism and the god of war?

[@FirlowXD]

She's such a legend

[@born2burn1]

Just love her !

[@giselledsouza4073]

i love the return of the non-threatening beta male jokes

[@kimfawcett1725]

Thank you so much!!! xxxx Using this!!! xxx

[@MarStam95]

She is great!!

[@les-fauxmonnayeurs9887]

More Rachel Parris vidéos!

[@jman6587]

She is so funny. Need to see much more of her.

[@illusionhong18]

This is really good... i love her...

[@a3s1r1986]

Heard her on Mock the Week this season. Why haven't they bought her on earlier? She's pretty funny.

[@livz9635]

Do u know what episode?

[@alexw5085]

@@livz9635 S17 Ep9

[@terencef97]

Image of Christina Applegate

[@pancon9947]

nish always just like why did i let you on my show

[@sarahmjohnson7087]

@LAURA LEE YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS.

[@MauricioValencia-nu9qm]

love her!

[@JessFJF]

Nish looked super cringed there 😂

[@AusWolf1]

I'd never apologise for having something that every human being has: an opinion, even if others disagree with it. Let alone publicly, which is downright humiliation for something you've never done.

[@lavane26]

this is so good, i love her.

[@LordHorst]

Only thing missing is the "...for feelings I MIGHT have hurt..." line.

[@Fuzcapp]

That's one hell of a halo, Nish ...

[@davidhill2020]

I'm surprised that she didn't mention that classic of all classics...say it with me now... "I'm sorry that you were offended".

[@vivekvenkatsubramaniam437]

Havent seen much of her but she'd prolly do well as a comedic actress...like Olivia Colman or JLD

[@lickincandy]

Jeffrey , Tati , Shane , Laura , James , Myka.... and all the other ones it’s hard to keep track now , need to see this

[@katy3901]

This just seems forever relevant

[@michaelreay6992]

So true

[@pastorofmuppets8834]

1:21 they might be saying "I told you so. Sort of" at the moment!

[@plentyonions]

Did they have to use a laughter track because it was as funny as burst piles??

[@felipercb3245]

Rachel Paris is so Beautiful :( Greetings from Chile ❤

[@killboggins]

Or "this is not who I am" from Karens who are caught on video being racist.

[@Sword-Breaker]

How to make a public apology: 1. Don't.

[@dax3116]

finally a sensible person in the comments, all these beta males praising her as some divine godess as she goes about calling them lesser than her... its... pathetic

[@Xeallous]

Can somebody help me? It's not my first language, so why does she say quite at the second 48? What is its meaning? Thank you to anyone who takes the time to help me.

[@CaersethVarax]

It's shorthand for "What you've said is quite obvious" with and undertone of " in more than just this context" I.e "I have no idea what's going on" - N " That's normal in most situations" -R

[@Xeallous]

@@CaersethVarax Thank you a lot. May your day be nice.

[@hirunik416]

WHERE ARE HIS EYEBROWS THO

[@adamhellerud2743]

She is funny

[@Jonathan1335Desmontiers]

‘Quite’ 💀

[@frentyrizaldy8620]

I wanna marry her.... Im always attracted to smart woman or funny one, she has both...

[@StarDylan1]

Frenty Rizaldy Women are smart and funny

[@NortonsNestMonthly]

Take your place in a very, very long line, Frenty.

[@craigk621]

Frenty Rizaldy while she's being smart and funny you will be performing ALL of the traditional male AND female roles in the relationship, based on her persona shown here (which obviously isn't her true persona. ...or is it ??). Have fun with that. She got dumped just when she thought she was getting married and is now with that tall hairy comedy Marcus. Granted her songs are quite clever though.

[@craigk621]

@Glenna Smith Sorry you are unable to join the dots. Essentially, unlike the first commentator, I can't think of anyone worse to marry. Hope that assists.

[@smartchip]

Yeah, then she can take all you have in the divorce,

[@friendgray1]

Priti Patel clearly hasn’t watched this video

[@saamamerat1061]

:) Very Funny.

[@beeble2003]

Have you noticed that these days, businesses tend to say "We would like to apologise" rather than "We apologise"? I would like to be drinking a beer. I'm not actually drinking one, but I'd like to.

[@NLTops]

So according to this Tory Tzar, how long does one have to be unemployed for before being forced to castrate oneself? xD

[@Northymark2]

They just cancelled The Mash Report, gutted!

[@ricardoortez9812]

The fascists will start burning books next.

[@izzyoranges8005]

@James Charles

[@Moric1998]

Am I the only one who heard "Germany, the UKIP leader's girlfriend?"

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

Is that not what was said?

[@leprechaunluck24]

God I love Rachel. So hot so funny

[@Soph-mn2yq]

shes too funny

[@mfzkarr]

I wanted to marry her, but then i realised that the line goes around the block twice.

[@jamesedmonds1139]

Yes, let's all queue up to take ownership of the girl.

[@navl603]

@@jamesedmonds1139 Yes because that's how every guy views marriage

[@tonyhall699]

How we need the Mash Report now. If only the Tories hadn't banned it.

[@bradtorville5526]

Essentially, DO NOT do anything that Anheuser-Busch has done with regard to Bud Light.

[@matildev152]

Does Nish not get sarcasm though?

[@moviemuse5119]

It's part of the act...

[@TheAureliac]

He's the straight man. Not a straight man, the straight man.

[@stephenreeds3632]

And the Tory Party got the show cancelled. Remember that next time you hear going on about totalitarian regimes.

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

Priti Patel has been watching

[@bencarter1666]

Asia Argento

[@adamgill]

Not Cunk.

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

Ok, sarcastic, but jumping on a bandwaggon at the same time, isn't it? I'd expect a bit sarcasm against the "force everyone to apologize to the general public for everything" movement too.

[@alexw5085]

Nish missed a trick at 1:40. Rachel says "... you're a mystery." which if he had deliberately interpreted as "... a Mistry" (e.g. Jimi) he could have replied "No, I'm a Kumar", which would have been a great piece of casual racism to tie in with the topic!!

[@navl603]

Please don't become a comedian