A Jedi and a Senator Walk Into a Scandal

[@bigwsly]

So anakin killing the younglings was a mercy I always knew he was a role model for the youth

[@qman2061]

Can't traumatize someone who's already dead

[@crossin8772]

When anakin suddenly becomes the lesser of two evils when it comes to younglings...

[@DairXV]

Youngling: "You're not going to let them take me to Exteen Island are you?" Anakin: "I'm sorry this is the only way I can help." ignites lightsaber

[@Jaegerrants]

That scene from the movie has been ruined for me for ever... I saw a sounding meme... the light saber was a pencil and the hum was of the pencil sharpener... I need more vodka to forget it again.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

“There for the food, I was. Swear it is true, I do.” -Yoda with an apron and chef hat

[@ITZKXG]

Tf is Yoda doing behind padme 💀

[@goktugalp2669]

Living the best moments of his life

[@angelopadmesclonedwife205]

Hiding

[@thalastianjorus]

Yes.

[@brentmunroe1227]

🍑👀

[@hometownboy6537]

Sniffin' her ass lol

[@valmid5069]

Jex Alones: *This Is Where The Fun Begins*

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Can’t believe he got sold to the Blue Onion

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Felt rage when I read that name for some reason.

[@parkerraines216]

"18 she was when when I asked"- Yoda during the trial.

[@DillionMatt]

How to make the republic and Star Wars more “grey” morality wise😂

[@blbarker3802]

It wasn't grey enough for you lol?

[@DillionMatt]

@@blbarker3802 how is normal Star Wars grey? Jedi good and sith bad. The original series especially pre expanded universe was very black and white

[@blbarker3802]

@DillionMatt He said Republic so I was more talking about prequels. Even so, the Rebellion literally committed terrorist attacks in the movies, even if for very good reason. I will say the EU is a lot more nuanced, for sure, but that doesn't necessarily mean the movies have none either

[@DillionMatt]

@@blbarker3802 to be fair the Death Star was military base floating planet/moon. The first Clerks movie made a great point about this. Even if you’re a contractor and civilian working there you would know the risk. This ain’t like urban combat.

[@DillionMatt]

@@blbarker3802 Padma in the prequels also seems like the most honest and pure hearted. Just naive at worst and blind to others when she likes them. She was often too forgiving but she was horrified by what Ankin said he did to the Tuskens

[@bgcvetan]

Palpatine warned me about Illegals. - That explains so much.

[@elgoblino9918]

The sand people?

[@bgcvetan]

@@elgoblino9918 Whole caravans of Jawas, they are taking our droids, they are taking our tech without asking, believe me. /s

[@Casual_Nerd86]

Wait so padme and yoda might be 69 gods

[@ThumbsUpwan]

Heyheyheyhey run for your lives

[@parkerraines216]

They a fan they a fan they a fan

[@wandenreiche12345]

I demand a full episode with this topic and please let Darth Nilhulus be a part of it

[@Raven10000]

As do I

[@Elmothedemon]

Same here

[@Depressedman0927-vk6zd]

Same

[@gaaldonat]

Then Yoda said: “smells your hair good…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@BS-uw1oy]

"Smells good, your hair does" would fit better with his speech patterns.

[@gaaldonat]

@ “right you are!”

[@BigJay039]

Exteen's Island. Dark, but hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

Don't worry...he'll unalive himself.

[@parkerraines216]

@@Fatherofheroesandheroines sorry the holograms were off.

[@ryzekiv7147]

How is the timeline where Order 66 failed more f^ed up?

[@maccurtis730]

Jar Jar is on the list.

[@AngryVideoGameGhiaccio]

"I kill kids but I don't touch kids" - Anakin.

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

Anakin what good you don't understand

[@poweroftheprimes7616]

Exteen? Like Epstein?

[@JamesGalano-xd3te]

Yes

[@ZengerFake]

the financier?

[@kensosaramos]

The one who allegedly "terminated" himself in his private "accommodations" even though he supposedly was on "self-deletion" watch. Yes, the very same.

[@MotoroidARFC]

​@@ZengerFakeyou make it funny

[@poweroftheprimes7616]

@@ZengerFake yes, the financier, really great with kids

[@Averydapperhat]

Can’t wait til they show the jibby party😂

[@thecommentguy9380]

Exteen did not off himself

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Took me till the end to realize who they were talking about.😂

[@piglin469]

Padme is not escaping the allegations

[@Xerothereaper]

illigals? Aren't Gungans Naboo's natives?

[@Kiiro_Space]

I wonder how the Exteen list will turn out. Since it's Zenger's Alternate timeline w/o Order 66, will it be forgotten like irl, or will Padme be literal Jailbait?

[@Sundeath41]

The younglings in star wars heaven: guess we should thank him for killing us...never expected to say something like that, but here we are

[@blitzo.12]

Bro, they made a bunch of victims

[@BrotherMag]

😮😮😮😮😮😮 oh that island😅

[@ButtonyFriend41]

Not little master revan island 😢

[@shawnmoun9849]

Anakin: Padme nooooo

[@Hh-jg3px]

Was Mace there

[@LowBrandon]

Dawg what is Yoda doing behind Padme? Something sus💀

[@B1BattleDroid.]

Padme your under arrest.

[@orsatstrazicic9613]

These shorts are amazing😎

[@Sir_Squirrel_TheIV]

Exteen seems pretty bad, hope not all celebrities are bad, like Piu Di’Dee

[@Maria_Banks]

Going to Exteen IceLand for a party with the younglings?

[@serifearslan4650]

Are they ghost foce ghost

[@collorfull_00]

I bet they also were on palpadiddy's parties

[@Obamnahamburger]

Jeffery Epstein be watching this vid very closely

[@imperatordrakon6488]

Damn, Palpatine was kinda based.

[@diamondplayz2145]

Seeing Yoda on the list worries me

[@thehouseofcrisis87]

Not surprised Yoda's name is on that list.

[@Lady_Amelia-Eloise]

Exteen didn’t kill himself

[@adam-di7rk]

Took me a while to get exteen

[@DGneoseeker1]

More like preteen list.

[@fireworld9919]

What is yoda doing?

[@ClericOfPholtus]

Lmaooo 😂

[@SummerMist-tg7gc]

I'm so confused 🤔😕

[@trentonreese3035]

You need to let some of us write for you so you can put these in a full length video instead of shorts. Not me though. I can barely speak coherently let alone write.

[@Clonetroopersforlifeclones]

I don’t get the list and the Extheen list can someone tell me please 😢

[@warhawk4494]

Hahahahahaha!

[@demnbrown]

Damn sw epstien

[@charliemcternan8190]

So aoememe

[@Smiley_710]

🤣

[@Xerothereaper]

Can someone tell me what's going on? I'm not following.

[@nexusaquarion9281]

I don’t get the joke

[@jessebrazill3579]

Yikes 😬

[@TerrariaDude224]

It's epstien isn't it

[@mikemadden6322]

Epstein island...lol