A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 8 Episode 2)

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Big shout-outs to this "Alt Shift X" fellow, I've never heard of him but apparently he sent some viewers my way.
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[@kalibhakta8640]

Emelia Clarke lies with her lines, but her face caterpillers reveal the truth. She's pissed about what D&D did to her character and no matter how she tries, her eybrows show her anger.

[@ingydegmar2060]

That's why she burned Kings landing. She was mad at D&D.

[@Jdb63]

All of the cast interviews are hilarious. Same with The Last Jedi

[@MrJOKER296]

@@Jdb63 tbh i feel like they`re the real victims here

[@Aredel]

@@MrJOKER296 Poor Emilia broke down crying when she found out about episode 5. Imagine playing such a beloved character that people name their children after you (which is a terrible idea, but still) only to find out the two morons in charge of the show did a complete 180 of the character and turned them into dragon hitler in the span of an episode.

[@ashscott6068]

Meh. Her character was always an entitled psychopath with a fetish for making other shit burn other shit, to do what she couldn't do herself. If she'd been fat and/or ugly, but had the exact same dialogue, delivered the exact same way, people would have been okay with how her story went. She's one of the few characters whose behaviour actually followed a completely understandable and believable arc. She's been threatening to burn innocent people alive every time she doesn't get her way, for 7 seasons!

[@sirkarl0s593]

That feeling when the filler episode is the best one of the season.

[@phillyphilly__lii5653]

I remember thinking how this was gonna be one of if not THEE best episode of the show, then, you know, the rest of the season happened making the episode a joke 😒

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

He literally explained how this wasn’t a filler episode lol

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa….why does the dude above have the same name as me?!?! Yo IM TRIPPIN!! Lol

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

@@phillyphilly__lii5653 *Spider-Man pointing meme*

[@hexa3389]

@@phillyphilly_lii6441 get a life

[@BOBofGH]

"He's not actually Bran anymore. He's three small children standing on top of one another."

[@fernandovincentelavezzi7690]

... One eye each, long story.

[@ASOC4]

this

[@ishanparbhakar7150]

I laughed so hard into it.

[@Maltesfilm]

Nice, you too got the joke from the video

[@iimunbengaluru5249]

Lunchlady Davos 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rishro29]

"Because since cataclysm you can use flying mounts on the main continents now" This tickled me.

[@smallrossy]

same and fuck BFA

[@Doomlovesearth2]

@@smallrossy Haven't played since Legion, but what has happened?

[@mards2479]

Doomlovesearth2 the fuckening has continued, that’s all.

[@Doomlovesearth2]

@@mards2479 What do you mean?

[@mards2479]

Doomlovesearth2 the downward spiral that the games been on since WoD has ramped up drastically. BFA has, by all reports, been an absolute disaster

[@MrFirextinguisher]

If people don’t find this entertaining they prob like d&dwriting

[@BaronSaturday66]

D&D should be flayed living.

[@babushka_OG]

I am totally and utterly ashamed I defended S6&7. I actually liked them. Yes, I could tell the show was "off" but not enough to not be entertaining. S8 was a fail of epic proportions. The dialogue was so bad I have come to the conclusion they screwed it up on purpose. It's so badly written it's the only logical explanation. S8 is D&D telling us a big F/U. Jmo

[@MrFirextinguisher]

Mel of Winterfyre there were aspects to the fan service in s6 and kind of s7 that I could get behind. At the same time Everything felt outlandish but I was still young doe eyed lad back then and never dreamt s8 was going to be 150 words total and a giant fu so I think they stopped trying after George was forced out

[@xtzyshuadog]

This is much more energized and vitriolic than Alt Shift X aims for. It's like a poison spear *on TOP of a great stabbing death*

[@obsessivefangirl5055]

@@babushka_OG you summed it up perfectly

[@terrencewalsh9098]

"get your bucket filled" is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

2:16 on that note: can we talk about how silly it is, that bows are always the go to weapon for "weak" characters. ... that bullshit. Bows are THE strength weapon. The power of the bow directly scales with your back-muscle, a weak person cannot shoot a strong bow (let alone hold fully drawn like we see Igrid do, a task that would get a strongman to shake like a 3-year old putting a fork in a toaster)

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

"a three year old putting a fork into a toaster" is definitely one of the best comparisons I've heard

[@sagecolvard9644]

@JoeRingo118 Why should the Unsullied be useless in a fight? They're literally trained to fight from childhood.

[@Maerahn]

Exactly! When archaeologists dig up known battlefield sites, they can actually tell which skeletons are those of the archers simply *from their arm and shoulder bones.* They're bigger on one side, and the hollows where the muscles would have been attached are way larger too, indicating they too would've been noticeably more bulked up.

[@Abysalss]

Crossbows were popular because they actually were the “give to someone who barely knows what they’re doing” item because shit like an English longbow was a life long training requirement. Hell they even address this in the books when the thenns try and take castle black the newbies who have to fight get crossbows because they can’t draw a bow fast enough to be effective but Jon who’s been training his whole life at arms chooses a bow for his weapon

[@entschuldibums6232]

There is a great disperity between bows tho. What you say is definetly true for something like English longbows, but the "standard" bow is way smaller and requires much less force to use, like igrittes (iirc) or the bows the dothraki use to shot from horseback

[@osuunaftmath]

the choice to use viserys "thats all i wanted" clip after getting your fan service off was gold. funny videos man.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Clever clever Osuun. Joke fit for a king.

[@kshitij9744]

molten gold*

[@TN-xx4ih]

3:05 the fact that you remembered Oppo is fucking class

[@dracorim6370]

Can I point out that Arya being amazing with every weapon is quite strange when you realise that she had only spent like two weeks getting trained on fighting in the dark with a stick but when she leaves Bravos she can fight Brienne one of the best fighters in the show like it's nothing, did we just not get shown her training with a sword, I mean she got trained a bit in season 1 and if I remember right, maybe a little with the Hound in season 4 and even then I could just be remembering things wrong.

[@flankspeed]

Oh no, you're quite right.

[@duncanlutz3698]

Necro Time! This also ignores that fighting isn't the Faceless Man style. They aren't elite ninja warriors that count as one man armies... they are No One. Their training is in disguises and deception. The threat they pose isn't breaking into a keep at night, slaughtering a dozen knights, then stabbing their target through the heart... it's being able to seamlessly replace damn near anyone in the entire castle. And when they aren't stealing faces, they are masters at blending in to the background. Veteran FM, like Jaqen H'ghar, can even assassinate people so well that no one even suspects they were murdered. A drunk falls off the ramparts at night and a kennel master pushes his mutts too far.... is what everyone assumes. Instead, it was the new mercenary hire murdering people in the name of the Many-Faced God. Arya trained how to become a blind fishmonger that everyone either trusted or dismissed as harmless... only for her to drop some poison in a glass of wine and fade into obscurity. That's what makes the Faceless Men so damn scary. You never know if the courier that just arrived with urgent news and asked to stay the night to rest or your advisor for years is now an assassin gunning for your life. They'll kill you and disappear with no one ever figuring out what happened. Even that staff training was less about actual fighting ability and more about how to read an opponent. It's an overlapping lesson with the game of lies Arya and the Waif play. The goal isn't to be a badass warrior, it's about social skills and being fluid enough to think on your feet. It's about reading people and reacting to an ever changing situation.... while always staying ahead of your marks. While the FM doubtless train in numerous skills to help them assume new identities, the point is never to become the best at anything or become a one-assassin army. It's about deception and subterfuge being used to kill an unsuspecting opponent by the most efficient means possible... including tossing people off the walls or poison or drugging hounds to make them more aggressive. Which is kinda the dealio separating an ASSASSIN from a WARRIOR. So yeah, DnD fundamentally don't understand a god damn thing about the FM. Even H'ghar promoting Arya to full FM after she... failed all their core lessons as laughable. She can't let go of her identity, and thus, she can never become FACELESS. But Arya was clearly their favorite so they warped her into the AWESOME BADASS regardless of how little sense that makes. (Sorry for the rant >.>)

[@chideraalexanderdex547]

@@duncanlutz3698 lol I feel your pain bro When you explain it like that it got me riled up at just how stupid this show got and how hard we tried to ignore it's stupidity till season 8 finally broke us

[@chideraalexanderdex547]

@@duncanlutz3698 lol I feel your pain bro When you explain it like that it got me riled up at just how stupid this show got and how hard we tried to ignore it's stupidity till season 8 finally broke us

[@thedarkstranger963]

I've always known that what you do with the amount of time you have is just as important as how much time you have. Also, the students of the Martial Sciences that are as strong willed and determined as Arya Stark progress a lot faster, especially if they're properly motivated. Brienne held back while sparring with Arya Stark, the Assassin She Wolf and she was unfamiliar with Arya's fighting style and Arya's skill level. While travelling with the Brotherhood she was practicing archery, with the Hound practicing what she learned in Season 1; you underestimate Arya's character and her desire to avenge her family.

[@davididiart5934]

It's sad that this is still the best episode from S8.

[@BlackCampariBlue]

I thought so too

[@TemariNaraannaschatz]

@@BlackCampariBlue When I ignore everything that is canon and just watch the episodes while ignoring all the background, I can like episode 5. But I have to really ignore that these are not the characters from when the writing was still good and none of the plot of both asoiaf and got happend. Just thinking of it as some random dragon lady going insane and torching a city makes it watchable.

[@officialthomasjames]

Honestly I try to view this as the final episode of the show and the dead win.

[@wolfemooney7188]

“The hot elf chick.”

[@Stitchpuppy01]

I love how everything that comes out of the characters' mouths are the stupidest thing he's ever heard until the next character speaks.

[@signalrecieved]

The takeaway from this video is how poorly handled Arya's character was...

[@theletterm5425]

Actually, my favorite parts of glidus videos are the poor handling of Arya‘s character. Jokes aside, your videos are quickly becoming my favorite episode "reviews"(?) above Preston and Alt Shift X. Great editing and extremely hilarious. Keep it up man, looking forward to the next one!

[@xtzyshuadog]

*ROGUES CAN'T USE LONGBOWS, ARYA, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!*

[@davidwoodward9528]

Hoku The Overwatch Editor But she's shurely a multi-class NPC?

[@mayatl8372]

One of the things I love is how this man consistently refers to George R.R. Martin as "Ghuurm".

[@TrippyTheShroom]

Ghuurm is too good of a nickname

[@deepakddx333]

In Hindi Gurrm means hot

[@Hamppdur]

Dude, I second that point about people flipping their lids over Arya playing genital hockey and yet the same people gave a “3 cheers” when she made Fray do an oopsie and eat some family curry with a glass of throat wine

[@chasm671]

At least Walder deserved it. The wholesale slaughter of House Frey was on the same level of "I don't know whether this is more disturbing or completely fucking ridiculous" as Dany murdering thousands of innocents in King's Landing, though it is rarely called out as such. This video is one of the very few where I've seen it pointed out that probably most Freys, or at the very least *some* of them, actually had nothing to do with the Red Wedding and maybe didn't deserve to die horrible deaths.

[@m.robert123]

@@chasm671 my theory if that they kind of morphed the book character of Lady Stoneheart with Arya.

[@lannisterfilth]

I think what weirded people out is that they're used to seeing cute little Arya Stark growing up so for her to have a sex scene is a little awkward. Especially because she still looks like a child. Lmao

[@flankspeed]

"Some family curry with a glass of throat wine." I'm taking a minute to appreciate that one.... ^_^

[@L0LyourFACE]

It's quite simple, We saw her as very much a child in early seasons, and she (sorry maisie) still looks *so* much like that child that we saw that it just reigsters as 'WAIT NO!!! SHe is a CHILD!' even though she isnt.

[@tjayasingh340]

My boyfriend and I began to watch these after watching season 8 and we love it, it’s basically our only chance to laugh about how ruined the last seasons were instead of crying about it 😬 I bet he’s watched all of your pisstake videos like 5 times already haha Thank u for saying what everyone’s thinking and thanks for all the hard work!! Lots of love from Germany

[@Serryy]

Love back from Germany, seems like a lot of people here watch these videos at least 5 times.

[@mayhewstorm1473]

“If you didn’t happen to get your bucket filled” 😂😂

[@Fhut]

According to history he last time targaryens brought dragons to the north was during the dance. It was Jace if I remember correctly and it led to the hour of the wolf, which was the point in history where the Starks had the most power.

[@PiousMoltar]

I wish you had started this series a season or two or three or seven earlier.

[@kellytheobald5260]

Glidus, you did it again 😂💜 Loved it, mate! Couldn’t stop laughing. And yes, I also HATED the Dany/Sansa scene for that exact reason. No, you didn’t come north to fight “Jon’s war,” you came to deal with the zombie army, which would be a problem no matter where you are 😤

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

ok, in Gendry's defense on "why is he looking at those scars".. it's simple. He loves her. He loves her, and no matter a person's body, physique, or face.. a scar is something you immediately notice. And it's enough to give you a moment of pause because you see that someone or something once hurt someone you deeply care for. That said, cant disagree with the unclothing scene. It was in kinda poor taste and we didn't really need it. Frankly, it was weird :/

[@TheMarleyDavidson]

#2cents

[@dentistguba]

He's probably worried about what kind of S&M he's got himself in for.

[@atinity6749]

I thought it was weird too. Only because Arya has been this wide-eyed little girl through most of the series, and after that she was still just a tiny teenagers with kind of asexual vibes. Also, Arya is a little sister to many characters, so when we identify with Jon Snow for example, we identify with his sisterly love for Arya and hoping she's safe. Also I felt a little uncomfortable reading the Mercy chapters where Arya seduces an older man. Just said that in case someone thinks I only have hangups with Maisie :D And I know Maisie is a woman now, but to me, for many years she was a little girl on TV. There is nothing wrong with that scene, it just that with child actors it takes a while getting used to them in a more adult settings. I would argue that it is NORMAL. Also, men who were horny for adult Emma Watson comes mind. They felt weird thinking someone who they saw grow up on screen, is sexy. So I don't quite understand this "she's 18, so you're crazy". Do they really not get it, or do they not think it's a valid reaction to feel little weird about it? If so, then why?

[@ralcogaming7674]

The really messed up part to me is yes he loves her, that was a great chance for arya to have a bit of actual development, and accept his proposal, "that's not me" doesn't work anymore because arya has grown she wasn't supposed to be a psycho anymore maybe she could see that he doesn't view her as just a Highborn lady to pop out his kids no he views her as arya Stark the woman that saved his life when he was just some bastard from steel street she treated him like a person when he was literally sold to the nightswatch. And nah screw that guy he's just interested in making her a lady.

[@jacobadam6804]

@@atinity6749 I will NEVER feel guilty for lusting after Emma Watson. She’s literally the sexiest woman alive.

[@kingofmeereen]

5:57 “since cataclysm you can use flying mounts on the main continents now” HAHAHAHA BEST LINE

[@maxpower3555]

The only thing that makes this line better is the text that briefly flashes on the screen about the best thing about glidus videos are when you don’t know wtf he’s talking about! 😂😂

[@theflangdude]

Preston Jacobs & Glidus will sit on the throne

[@abcdefghijklmnop2580]

Glidus is Prestons long lost nephew

[@alanpennie8013]

@@abcdefghijklmnop2580 "And now we get an extra scene."

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

A sword point for each of them, those kinky fucks. There's plenty to spare.

[@benl2140]

And Alt Shift X will sit beside the throne, whispering in their ears, feeding their madness and paranoia.

[@xtzyshuadog]

*Alt Shift X just Wants balance in the realm*

[@rikkeholmberg]

Ohh, throwing shade at Shift like a BOSS 😎

[@lucymariposa]

i really hate watching more things that remind me of season 8 but i can’t stop watching these. they’re too good to not watch i love them

[@abhijithis9424]

Jaimy fucking Lannister : "In the name of the mother, I charge you to protect the innocent" 2 episodes later: " I never gave a fk about the innocent" 😅🤣

[@StevenGarcia-im8rr]

"I am a fan and I have been serviced!" I can feel the sarcasm through the screen.

[@Palmen1990]

I'm pretty sure that wasn't sarcasm.

[@robertturni2845]

The fact the night king had no other means of crossing the wall other than just by pure chance getting a dragon handed to him is the biggest plothole in the history of plotholes

[@jackhill3273]

This!! That whole episode (as cool it all looked visually) is pointless from writing to story, and Plotholes and Plot device Dragons and character assassination on everyone that started in season 5. I'm not still salty..I promise...

[@KnightsRealm98]

Especially considering they set up the FRIKKIN' HORN a couple seasons back.

[@lifetroubles1601]

Ep 2 was the best of season 8

[@pjay4417]

regular uploads on this channel? is this what paradise is like?

[@Glidus]

rip

[@ShiuCias]

Why would you blame Tyrion for being responsible that Dany lost one of her dragons? As far as I remember Tyrin actually told Dany to not fly up north.

[@Glidus]

Yeah, but the insane wight hunt plan was his idea, so ultimately the situation was his fault. It was her fault for going north though.

[@eriktatos]

@@Glidus exactly correct Glimbooooo 😂

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

I wasn’t so much creeped out by the *”Arya porking scene”* just because we’ve basically watched her grow up on the show... I was more creeped out by the fact that *Mr. RowYourBoat Boy* was an adult during the majority of their scenes together- when she was still a literal child. Plus they had zero chemistry (

[@borbafatt]

They had great chemistry in season 2 and especially season 3. They were probably told on set to have the characters be awkward around each other.

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

@@borbafatt I agree!! But it wasn’t “sexual” chemistry they had. It was more of a sibling chemistry, like she had with J. Snow in s01. If they had taken the time to actually grow that original chemistry INTO an adult relationship-I don’t think people would’ve had nearly as much of an issue with it.

[@joeyjerry1586]

@@borbafatt, it was more of a brother-sister type friendship though, like Jon and Arya. They can get annoyed with each other but they do care for each other at the end of the day and now suddenly they’re sexually attracted to each other.

[@borbafatt]

@@joeyjerry1586 It’s not uncommon for childhood friends to develop feelings for each other. Also She was staring pretty hard when he was shirtless and training during season 2. She clearly had more going with him than say Hot Pie. When hot pie left she didn’t care at all while Gendry telling her he was leaving broke her heart. It makes sense that they’d have feelings for each other.

[@joeyjerry1586]

@@borbafatt, like everything in S7 and S8, it could’ve been a good romance but it was way too rushed this season.

[@rougewars225]

one thing im kinda wondering why no one is talking about how in the end of this episode there are like a shit ton of white walkers on the horizon but then like there are only 10 entering Winterfell.

[@slobiden.2593]

......they kinda forgot?

[@mightydigebuge]

10:57 Arya: Were you with other girls, before that, in King's Landing ? Gendry: I didn't keep count. Arya: 1, 2... Gendry: It's OVER 9 THOUSANDS !!! This is the last thing I wanted to see. Those 2 making it out. So yes, you can trust me; I didn't watch it. [Can you see, or read me, or hear me: "Cough, cough"]...

[@thesinistersiblings705]

Over 9000! Gendry IS Robert's son through and true.

[@ivanstepanovic1327]

Jaime's trial was such an anti-climax... As well as the entire last season, especially that crap of a last episode!

[@drdorenton1060]

"Alright tune in next week to find out which was my favorite death scene" oh boy.

[@Cepuminator]

'be still my beating heart' Ahhhh. I love it.

[@obamaorb7426]

It’s bad enough that they put two filler episodes in a final season with so much to cover in so little time. But the fact that this is probably the best episode of the last two seasons is just shameful

[@SantosAl]

In stead of rewatching the show, I'm rewatching this.

[@MoralMonster]

The only way this debacle gets erased from all our memories, is when or if George finishes the series and we all can have a sigh of relief.

[@gabrielvalerio3906]

"Don't worry Ned Umber will take care of it", i felt that bro

[@buahahaevillaugh1113]

If only she'd answered "my son" when Sansa asked who the other person she loved was, they'd have had something to discuss because she would have deen humanized in Sansa's eyes. Even the joke could have still been in the scene, like "they were about the same height" to lighten the mood.

[@mdiaz033]

I had high hopes after this episode. And then episode three happened. Once I realized D&D are just plowing through a GRRM-approved checklist of endgame items on their way to a Star Warts contract, I appropriately lowered those expectations.

[@katherineleblanc8094]

the dragons might give us an edge lmaooo

[@ForestWanderingCryptid]

“I am a fan and I have been serviced” is like my favourite thing you’ve ever said and that’s including you explaining why Tyrek is a horse

[@jake-slplss]

This was actually the best episode of season 8 AND 7

[@whowoulge1256]

Sorting by new and I think it’s really cool how he still keeps up with the new comments on 3 year old videos. Good shit man I’ve pretty much binge watched your whole channel over the last week or so

[@Bluemilk92]

Dooooood! I'm sure you're well aware of the competition you have for this content, but I gotta say, I pick yours every time. Loved it, and can't wait to see what else you come up with.

[@Bluemilk92]

​@antiami Preston Jacobs has a parody series of the show that has like a, secondary plot with remixed characters.

[@Atalanta1313]

So after inviting the Lanisters to fight the dead, she puts the one Lanister that showed up to help on trial? And why didn't he bring some of those Lanister troops in the Riverland with him when he passed through there on the way here?

[@primadeluxe4910]

"Caterpillars engaged >:(" First time i've laughed out loud at a youtube video in a long time.

[@appleWhisky43]

I rewatched this review many times because I have Amnesiaaaa

[@butteredbiscuit168]

My only issue with your logic. "The Dragons might give us an edge in the field" is actually very accurate because of how paper thin their scales prove to be against iron bolts and magical ice that can only be shattered by valyrian steel. But in all seriousness, Davos made a valid point, as Viserion was killed by a single Ice Spear. They do not have a clue as to how many ice spears they actually have so even flying on the dragons is a risk, escpecially since the Night King has his own dragon now and also carries a spear. Granted, he missed and none of the other wightwalkers decided to throw their spears, but if a dragon can die that easily, then fighting against supernatural ice zombie warlords with a hate boner for Bran does come with a bunch of risks. That is like saying "This Tsar bomba might give us an advantage if the cargo plane carrying it doesn't get shot down" which isn't too far fetched since the Night King is apparently an Olympic gold medalist javelin thrower.

[@SohnoZ]

This is hilarious mate :) I seriously enjoy your takes more than I enjoyed watching the actual series. Keep it going, more people will come and laugh with us!

[@tamerlane9889]

Alt Shift X: makes a small mistake EVERYONE:HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@Glidus]

We're just amazed at the realisation that gods truly can bleed.

[@tamerlane9889]

Thats just a papercut for a GOD EMPEROR@@Glidus

[@steelbear2063]

@@tamerlane9889 EVEN GODS MAY DIE

[@Eruanne]

"Since Cataclysm" - I appreciate the World of Warcraft reference you awesome person you. 👏

[@steviesmith4986]

I always hated that no one came up with the idea that Dany and Jon should marry. Dany could be the ruler and Jon could have just been the King Consort because he "Nevah wantid et, muh kween"

[@khanyah]

"Shireen's patchface song..." 😂😂😂😂 how do you come up with this stuff!?

[@leone.6190]

I don't remember the scene he talked about,in terms of the background music.But I know that there was a song ,that shireen sang in one of her first episodes,wich is originally a song from a creepy(but really interesting) character called patchface,who was not in the tv show,but only in the books. So he was not making something up,as long as that song was really playing in the background,at that scene. ✌

[@kateTheory]

The fact you managed to flawlessly sneak in a captain feathersword reference AND a nang reference within the first five minutes is pure gold.

[@fanfichurtmyears6863]

You forgot about when jaceryss valerian flew to the north at the beginning of the dance forging the pact of ice and fire still goes with your point though I love your videos dude.

[@SourPatchPar3nt]

Subscribed for the Bojack Horseman reference alone. Would love to see you talk about it.

[@ladyphoenixgrey3923]

I’m a glutton for pain and misery so I still binge on lists for this absolute dumpster fire and I seriously can’t stop watching these.

[@theswagonborn4164]

Loving those World of Warcraft references!

[@caketin6470]

imagine if someone could go back and tell Glidus this was the best episode of the season. i think it would have killed him

[@joshualizard9658]

DUDE YOUR RECAPS ARE THE BEST. I'm not really anticipating the last three episodes But I can't wait t see your next post.

[@reevesavage]

he missed four: smith, maiden, crone, stranger...and yes, Jorah is Lyanna's cousin (her mum was Jeor's sister)

[@morganr9611]

Subbed right after you mentioned Florence’s version of Jenny’s song....and the hilarity

[@Palmen1990]

"bucket filled" always makes me laugh Happy anniversary also ))))))))))))))))))))

[@theaquinnwrites]

Maisie is 21 I think and Arya is 18, but it was still weird because we saw her grow up on the show. Also the actress has a case of babyface which isn't helping. But you are right that it's weird violence is way more normalised than sex and nudity.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

"Sure, the reaving, productive iron islands can be independent but the endless barren wasteland whose monarch I'm in love with? nOoOoOoOo!" Well, I mean - it's the North it's like the size of the literal rest of the 7 kingdoms while the Iron Islands are so barren most of those seamen don't know how to ride a horse. All she did was save herself another Greyjoy Rebellion in a few years, the North is COMPETITION though. Not saying that's what the writing was about but the North is infinitely more important than the that collection of bergs encrusted with seagull shit and sailor vomitus.

[@chasm671]

The Iron Islands are so barren you can chop enough wood to built 1000 ships in a single afternoon.

[@eff943]

i see what you mean but my issue is a) she legit agrees to fight with the North against the Whitewalkers BEFORE Jon voluntarily bends the knee (for NO reason lol) and then b) what she says in the last episode of s7; she deadass says "I have not come to conquer the North" lmaoo so end of s7 she wants to just ally with the North and nothing more but then like 1 week later start of s8 she apparently wants to rule over the North and not just ally with them??...and even if Jon did bend the knee to her, why didn't she at least consider it? Didn't she say she was going to "break the wheel"...? I think Daenerys was drinking that amnesia water too, straight out of that Starbucks cup 😂 The best thing is that I don't even need to bring up s8 episode 6 where she randomly decides she wants to conquer - sorry I meant "liberate" the North as well as the whole world, she was already contradicting herself WAY before the show jumped off a cliff after s8 episode 3 lol 😂 D and D are just something else man😂

[@princedavido]

Edd should really arrest those 2 for desertion 😂😂😂

[@ShindlersFiist]

Bran: And I would still be Brandon Stark. Jaime: You're not not? Bran: I'm something else now. Jamie: *looks like what the fuck*

[@Dude-dx5ns]

THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THAT USELESS TYRION'S LINE OF "THE LAST TIME THEY BROUGHT DRAGONS..." Even Torrhen Stark knelt South of the Neck and that doesn't qualify as The North.

[@ichabodstrange756]

Episode two was surprisingly good. It did a great job at setting this melancholy but also heart warming mood and some of the dialog was actually well written (a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one). If only they keep this up till the final episode and don't brush over all the side plots like the did with the Yara rescue scene.

[@Glidus]

I agree. A lot of this episode was stupid and I roasted the fuck out of it, but it was still the best episode this show has seen in years. The dialog had some truly egregious moments but overall it was a tier higher than what we've been getting.

[@rostharan]

@@Glidus I would also commend the directing. It's pretty well done as well!

[@WillRock07]

So this might seem like nitpicking but I absolutely HATE how they called back to the "die in my own bed" line from Season 1 in this episode, because of how they re-contextualised it. In Season 1, it seemed to be an awesomely witty comeback that Tyrion thought of at that moment, to a very specific question Tyrion was asked by the Mountain Clansmen. Part of what made it so awesome was the implication Tyrion was witty enough to come up with something like that so quickly. However, the call back to it in this episode changes it from a witty line Tyrion came up with, to something that Tyrion apparently said so often that Jaime was ABLE TO FINISH THE FUCKING LINE FOR HIM. Think about this for a second. On the one hand, it makes him seem dumber for not having come up with it on the spot, I mean when Shagga asked him how he wanted to die, Tyrion would be thinking "OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT USE FOR THIS LINE!" - but what scenario's would Tyrion have used this line to the point others would know it like some catchphrase? Did Tyrion constantly get asked by his family how he'd like to die? Maybe Cersei and Tywin were constantly threatening to kill him, I dunno, but it just seems weirdly specific. The sad thing is, it's obviously in there JUST as a nod to the original line, yet by putting it in there like this, they made it 10 times worse. It really shows how the writing was just awful. They couldn't even call back to previous lines without ruining what made them great in the first place.

[@simonhylander1945]

what I take alway from all this? 'Bobby B's bastard boy'😂😂

[@eff943]

alliteration on point😂

[@gdicommando4456]

@ 2:14 Most underrated and hilarious part of the video by far. You sir have gotten me to subscribe/like/notification bell because of this Dungeons and Dragons reference.

[@titoferreira6921]

No way Jaime would be allowed to roam freely through Winterfell, the guy goes from the godswood to the war council room without anyone batting an eye

[@Chewbrocalli]

i'm so glad i found this channel... i'm only sad i found it a year after i felt all this rage. god to see someone echoing all the tiny niggles i had with it, v funny stuff

[@MajoradeMayhem]

No, we really didn't need or want a sex scene. As in, nobody had any desire to actually see it. This editing is dark and full of terrors.

[@shanouboubou]

Plus it didn't add anything to the story, like it doesn't lead to an interesting conflict or anything really. They sleep together, he's like "marry me" she says "no". The end. Ok ????

[@MrsLPAmy]

@@shanouboubou and it is never brought up again. Literally, why

[@ItG8823]

Bran actually didn't remember who pushed him out the window in the earlier seasons so to Jamie the "things we do for love" callback does two things it tells Jamie that Bran remembers what happened and who did it.

[@looneyburgmusic]

Had to rewatch that bit about WOW, Cataclysm, and flying mounts in the "Old" continents several times, that was just too damn funny...

[@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729]

Wait, I just realized. Dany encourages John to ride Rhaegal but doesn't know he's a Targ. Was she trying to kill him?

[@anjelica948]

I always thought about that too. But there is precedent that you don’t have to be a full Targ in order to ride a dragon. During the Dance of the Dragons, several “dragonseeds” (Targ bastards), were able to bond and ride dragons. But more than likely, Dany suspected that because she was in love with Jon, that her influence on Rhaegal would keep him safe.

[@brianoconnor6784]

Ok, just totally spat my drink all over the keyboard with the "how many, one, two?" "It's over 9000!"

[@davidwoodward9528]

The dragons alone give them a questionable advantage. Night King has more spears and one dragon...

[@Wveth]

Davos didn't know about the other dragon, and they didn't know before to keep the dragons away from the White Walkers but they do now, and it's easy to avoid specific ground troops in a dragon. So yes it's still an absurd line. It would have been the perfect chance for Tormund to counter with "actually, they have a dragon too."

[@prof.cecilycogsworth3204]

Yes, Portman's song was fantastic. Loved the video!

[@orsonlannister9847]

As if Ed wouldn't have went mining in Moles Town... Wait, I mean... Smash the beetles, smash them! Khuu! Khuu! Khuu!

[@Genarii]

The "Oppo the whimsical moron dwarf" line got me to actually LOL 😆.

[@cozmic8330]

Coming back to this after a while... was that music always in the bg? I don't remember it from last time.

[@TecTitan]

the cataclysm line made me chuckle more than I'd like to admit

[@TheSlurpy11]

"lunch lady Davos" took me out

[@BintyMcFrazzles]

"We're getting the band back together!"

[@eren__morwen5947]

5:56 out of all of your awesome fucking jokes you even included WoW joke? Jesus crist i love you so much, keep up the best vids

[@Glidus]

SOMEONE KNEW WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT

[@eren__morwen5947]

@@Glidus Ofc i did, i nearly shit myself when you said it, youve became like my favourite the second you said it XDDD Keep up the awesome videos, just finished ep.6 and i cant wait for Pisstake

[@svetlio7946]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES IM NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE THANK YOU

[@stuartshaw7640]

It's quarter past 11 at night and I'm chuckling about "what do they look like, what do they smell like..." You are gold Glidus.

[@gayvinmcginnes2508]

"IT'S OVER *NINE THOUSAND*!" cracks me up every time I rewatch this to battle my depression.

[@MonkGames666]

Just found your channel and it's for great haha, loved the cata reference

[@doyoulikedags3534]

The song at 0:20 is "The lone ranger" by Oscar Brown. Putting it here for anyone who might be looking for it. It is a BANGER after all.

[@harryjoe24424]

no really, why are you looking at the scars? scars are like tattoos, you look at them think "wow, that's hot!" and go back to the important bits. lol I never noticed this until you mentioned it

[@drakedrake396]

Your a perverit

[@jojokob5182]

Could be the 30+ year old actor not feeling comfortable to look at what looks like a 14 year old naked

[@drakedrake396]

10 year old

[@anushribhende1086]

@@jojokob5182 I honestly think that's what happened. Joe Dempsie (Gendry) has stated multiple times that he is not comfortable with Aryan and Gendry's relationship turning romantic/sexual because of the age difference between him and Maisie

[@jojokob5182]

@@anushribhende1086 that's why I made the comment, if I were in his place I'd feel uncomfortable af.

[@senatorsheev6743]

This episode has some good moments but call me old fashioned that I want some plot in my episodes. You know, the season 1 days, when a ton of exposition, character development, and plot could be packed into a single episode.