Beyond the Wall | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 6)

[@rise-my-angel]

The running gag of just casually referring to the night king as Rhaegar with no context never ceases to amuse me

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

SAME😂 The problem is I've started doing it in conversations with friends and they are like ???? What?

[@akashajones6079]

​@francescapatti2934 Incorrect, the true problem is I don't know GOT lore and honestly thought he was supposed to be Rhaegar. 😅

[@ichabodstrange756]

In case you ever wondered how meaningful Hollywood awards are: This episode won three Emmys. "The Rains of Castamere" has none.

[@James_Bee]

What shocks me is that people still think they mean anything other than a circle jerk of who's pandering to whatever agenda push is current event in Hollyweird.

[@cseve8801]

@@James_Bee Pickle Rick got emmys as well

[@bajula4444]

@@cseve8801 Funniest shit I've ever seen!

[@ajheartsong]

Wow

[@angelajansons9037]

OMG. It makes you wonder how much an Emmy costs these days.

[@Myuuchu]

"My Lady, you are the Lady of my Lady." - Brienne of Tarth, S7E6

[@adampopeens2728]

had me in tears

[@thedeadnightking9975]

S7-8 dialogue in a shell

[@booognish]

MimikMyuU - KittyKat90 - Myuu I thought BRAN was BRAN. DUTY is the DEATH of DEATH. BRING THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER, GODDAMNIT, WE WANT A ZOMBIE POLAR BEAR

[@Yigit-nw4et]

I am depressed and I audibly laughed 😂

[@alexsmithStudios]

Gendry: “I’ve been hammering an anvil for the past ten years, when I hit that metal it sings... ...and I didn’t skip leg day.”

[@sianais]

😂😂😂

[@TheL0ngbeard]

oh gods... I just realized why he was the best runner... he could not only run on his feet but on his arms as well when his legs got tired. That is just stupid enough to fit into the episode...

[@johnquinn2652]

@@TheL0ngbeard exactly, in the final scene when he starts to collapse he is actually just changing into his hand running stance

[@thebystander1636]

@@TheL0ngbeard he ran the first "leg" of the run on his hands. His hands contain roughly 327 Hrazef Power.

[@Krygex]

Imagine this line in the actual episode. Now Imagine what this would mean for the hokey haminess level of the episode. See, if D&D just put away their pretensions and went full James Bond/Resident Evil 4/Mission Impossible with this episode, this episode could have been a literal fountain of memes. They sure as fuck wanted an action-spectacle episode, so they shouldn't have weighed the dialog down with the...tone, *everything* about the previous seasons.

[@MatthiasG1899]

The Alt Shift X cameo might be the best thing I've seen lmfao

[@dylanbell268]

the moment I recognized it was him I went, “HUHHHHH”

[@papapok13]

Wait, where? I missed it. Also, next we really need an Internet Historian cameo.

[@papapok13]

Oh, I got it. man my hearing is shit!

[@guotyr2502]

Wait, wasn't that internet historian?

[@vishalkrishna6344]

It was alt schwift x

[@SinOfAugust]

Podrick DID become a competent swordsman. You’re just thinking of the wrong sword...

[@agent3269]

Ohhhhhhh

[@nillynush4899]

Back in the days with no lube. Must have been painful.

[@milannoelle1576]

@@nillynush4899 ; i think youre confused on how sex and female anatomy work... and I really hope that's from a lack of experience as opposed to lived experience otherwise that's very concerning...

[@ImTheMariner]

@@milannoelle1576 probs talking about the other way, if u know what i mean, lol or at least thats what i understood from the comment.

[@winterman8248]

Those women in the brothels had the biggest most experienced cox in them..Im sure they couldnt care about his use of his cok but instead they gave the money back because they gor him to lickk them out, which is something they dont get men doing in brothels. He was a virgin so they took advantage of his naivety and they all got the Podrick Mouth action. And He probably didnt even bang any of them so they gave the money back.

[@ryanm.6005]

I always thought Bran warging into ravens and/or other animals guiding and helping Jon beyond the wall would have been a two-fold good idea. It would help the logic of them actually surviving and explain what he was doing while Sansa and Arya were in "conflict".

[@Glidus]

yes

[@hereisyoursign6750]

But.... but zombie polar bears!

[@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96]

When a random comment makes the show more coherent than D & D

[@Yenneffer]

Oh no. You used the no-no word. D&D get triggered when they hear the word logic, as do the fans trying to defend the last two seasons lol.

[@SantosAl]

@@hereisyoursign6750 Or... the polar bears weren't zombies and Bran was using them to help Jon and co.

[@ATLAoftheHill]

My theory is that the entire HBO series is ASOIAF as retold by Bronn while drinking in a tavern. Explains his extremely expanded role, his overachieving in regards to titles and positions (didnt actually happen, he is just exaggerating being master of coin, the reach, etc.) and the gaps in logic for things that didn't involve him. Random person: "How did they get a white to show the queen?" Bronn: "OH, ehhh, well ya see they killed the main one and all the others dropped dead too, except for one that the uhh, lord of light, ya ya, the lord of Light kept alive so they could show him to the queen." Person: "Also, if you're lord of the reach, why are you hear? And why is so and so living in your castle doing your job" Bronn: "Well I decided I didn't want it. Took too much time."

[@KartovOndulevitch]

"Bronn, *titles, titles*..."

[@guykruger1]

That's the best GoT theory I've ever heard

[@lastquarter3992]

This is now canon to me

[@danielsebald5639]

That would also explain why the story gets worse as it goes on because Bronn gets gradually more drunk.

[@elanor2006]

that makes a lot of sense.....i totally can get behind that theory....

[@CommieBukkakie]

Can we just talk about the fact that when Dany watches Viserion die, who is her CHILD, she just looks... bored? And then she only tears later up because some dude she meet last week almost died and has some cool scars. Like??? What happened to her being the “Mother of Dragons,” or having any sentimental attachment whatsoever to her so-called children???? Christ what have they done to the best character’s sister

[@mirimarina6387]

Can't even begin to express how pissed I am by her lack of concern over essentially her children dying in her pursuit for the throne. I have four dobies and if even one died because of my stupidity, I would be furious at myself and heartbroken. However I definitely wouldn't kill innocent chihuahua puppies. That just doesn't make sense.

[@jackbelmont4389]

*viserion dies* Daenarys: "NOOOOOOOO now i only have 2 nukes"

[@Lmab-qs1kr]

IKR

[@lokidoki525]

She never liked them that much in the show, remember when she looked two of the up because drogon killed one child ? They didnt do anything,but she still looked them up.

[@MarianFK]

@@lokidoki525 she locked them because, even if they were her children, she was not stupid and understood they were wild animals that could hurt other human beings. As a queen, she can't be oblivious to the pain and danger her dragons may pose to her subjects. The Targaryens of old probably had training methods to keep their dragons in check, but Dany did not know of any. She did what she thought was best for the common people, with the little information she had about her dragons, and in spite of her own feelings. She only locked Rhaegar and Viserion because Drogon was unreachable, but at that point she really cared about them. She actually cries when she has to lock them up. It's after she returns to Meereen that suddenly R and V are like rented napalm drones and only Drogon matters.

[@maya_tl]

The uncle Benjen bit in this video is the _peak_ of comedy and no one will ever be able to top it.

[@tommerker8063]

i don't know man, the hagrid voice over in the next pisstake is just a masterpiece of suspense and comedy

[@IanBarkBark]

I love in the scene where Arya is criticizing Sansa for doing the Lannisters' bidding, she acts like she didn't spend an entire season serving Tywin Lannister! And then when she had 3 free kills she still didn't give Jaqen Tywin's, Joffrey's, or Cersei's names!!!

[@nont18411]

Tywin killed the wrong Starks. The dead ones are good. The living ones are all insufferable (except for Jon).

[@jacobadam6804]

​@@nont18411 Really? You're giving Jon a pass? He's borderline retarded. And he's boring as fuck, to boot.

[@MyUserTubeAccount]

​@@nont18411 lol yep, Bran is an evil robot, Arya is a psychopath, and Sansa is the most insufferable tw@! rip Eddard, Robb, and Rikon

[@hi-ls6lt]

@@nont18411Jon became insufferable in season 7 & 8.

[@nont18411]

@@hi-ls6lt Nah, he got that insufferable gene from the Targaryen. God flips the coin, remember?

[@firstnamelastname6202]

I can't believe we got a zombie polar bear instead of giant ice spiders. That hurts

[@booognish]

FirstName LastName dick and balls literally took pretty much every opportunity to shit on the books and do retarded Bro type of fast and furious bullshit

[@gabrieldnchf2822]

@@booognish but? Don’t you remember the wight bear at the fist of the first men in the books? A giant ice spider would have been awesome though

[@tristan8940]

@@gabrieldnchf2822 this is true, but damn, if producers say "this random epic action detail is too expensive," why would you try to force it in over and over until the producers eventually give in at the LAST LEG of your race?

[@thetalisman963]

@@booognish the Mandolorian did ice spiders perfect.

[@jackdaone6469]

We got a Wight Bear instead of giant ice spiders ridden by White Walkers, Lady Stoneheart, and even Ghost vs. Ramsay’s hounds!

[@theautomator8372]

Oh joy. The next half hour is going to be great.

[@ichabodstrange756]

A sentence nobody has said about Game of Thrones in three years.

[@Siebs221b]

Fabian Ehlhardt make it 5

[@benbrennan4953]

Sorry to break it to you but it ain’t half an hour unfortunately 😂

[@guykruger1]

So do you like, watch it only once in a row? hmmmm interesting idea...

[@samthedystopianrat1945]

I hear people genuinely defend the show by saying. 'Just suspend your disbelief! You're watching a show about dragons, it's not trying to be realistic!' But that's not why GoT is popular. The way it subverted expectations by not only its realism despite the genre, but lack of plot armour, like in the real world, was amazing. I miss that.

[@lastquarter3992]

This argument baffles me, honestly. A show doesn't have to be realistic, true, but it has to respect its own rules, it's about coherence. If the show establishes that pigs fly, it's okay, we can accept it but if suddenly, they don't anymore, it doesn't make sense. Saying that a fantasy show doesn't need narrative coherence because dRAgOnS shows a lack of knowledge in terms of storytelling. It's not even about what the show is popular for. Of course you miss these things, it's basically what the show promised you and ignored in the latter seasons.

[@averyrandomllama6516]

S8 subverted my expectations

[@christiancinnabars1402]

I hate the argument that because fantasy elements exist, nothing needs to make sense. I guess we can’t praise any movie for good storytelling because none of them are 1:1 with reality, and making sense is just them doing extra unneeded filler.

[@averyrandomllama6516]

@@christiancinnabars1402 agreed

[@WorthlessWinner]

Yeah, i don't understand those people. What did they like seasons 1-4 for, if they want mindless entertainment?

[@brianmckee2267]

Maybe the real prince that was promised was the friends we made along the way?

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

I mean if you really think about it this was foreshadowed because Jon has friends and also taht one scene where the brotherhood finds Aryan and Hot pie and Genders (Arya and her friends), was also foreshadowing, because the brotherhood are avid followers of Rhollor. They want to find Arya and her FRIENDS even though they should really be looking for the ptwp, but that is just a subversion of your expectations to goad everyone into arguing about the ptwp instead of seeing the subtler message that Friendship was the one thing the followers of the LoL are actually looking for (Arya and friends). -Dave and Dan at some point.

[@truepotential206]

Ha ha ha

[@kaelthassunstrider5665]

I shouldn't have laughed at that as hard as I did, not because your joke was bad but because it's hilariously sad.

[@brianmckee2267]

@@kaelthassunstrider5665 my reaction anytime someone mentions how game of thrones ended

[@Guinnessdrnkr1234]

It's moon boy and his dick is light bringer.

[@alexandracorvo377]

maybe the first time i've seen anyone on youtube mention gendry's rape the way you did and how its made a joke on the show and i applaud you for that. i truly cannot stand this scene, they way they make fun of him when he's trying to explain how he felt is disgusting, but ofc i shouldnt have been that surprised we couldnt expect much from these showrunners

[@kseriousr]

Rape Culture. Male victims of rape have been the butts of jokes forever.

[@tequilawhiskey]

To be fair, none of these characters would really care, and given the setting it makes sense.

[@tommerker8063]

@@tequilawhiskey then why bring it up in the first place? heck why even have the rape scene in the first place? it's not in the books and as far as we know placing leeches on edric storm was not at all the same as gendrys rape scene

[@tommerker8063]

@@jman528 she offers to burn him at the stake for his kings blood, wich is in a way worse then rape

[@luke8801]

D&D have real frat humour, making male characters their mouthpiece especially Tyrion. "You have no cock", "you're a virgin", "what's she like down there", "I have balls, you don't", and these guys making fun of Gendry for not liking forced nudity.

[@andrzejrybickiToOn]

"Boots" was my favourite character in that episode

[@manasigade_]

'He do be kinda cute tho'

[@guykruger1]

I'm hoping there'll be a Boots PoV in Winds of Winter !

[@averyrandomllama6516]

SER POUNCE

[@CorrectionUnknown]

@@guykruger1 I see no reason why he won't be King!

[@nikolay4101-s7r]

For almost 1.5 years I have held the strong opinion that "The Long Night" would go down as the worst, stupidest, most painful episode of Game of Thrones. It's a masterpeice in stupid

[@shannond7437]

Maybe over a year is more accurate 😊

[@janhavi1977]

The Winterfell subplot was the worst! The Machiavellian Littlefinger who came from nothing and schemed his way to the top, went down like a punk. What drives me crazy is people acting like Sansa outsmarted Littlefinger, when in reality she didn't have to figure anything out. She was just handed all the answers by Bran.

[@unluckygamer692]

@@janhavi1977 littlefinger was my favourite character in the show. Scheming, conniving, cunning person from nowhere who pulled all the strings without anyone knowing. And then he just sits around and dies like an absolutely clueless idiot. His death was really a metaphor for how they killed off everything smart in the show.

[@mikeyteee95]

I still can't believe the number of people who defended it at the time. It was easily the worst thing I had ever watched in my life and most people I knew were saying it was awesome

[@shannond7437]

unluckygamer69 It was definitely a competition of which “player” got it worse, Littlefinger or Varys.

[@wrbruh]

The king has gifted us with another pisstake

[@guydives1246]

A blessing from the Lord

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

God be praised. Hey, Henry’s come to see us!

[@Meggiesoarsrex]

Daddy has given us his piss

[@averyrandomllama6516]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 KCD reference?

[@averyrandomllama6516]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 I'm feeling pretty hungry

[@user-cs6pd4ot2e]

NED STARK: FEMINIST ICON. I'm getting that printed on a tshirt.

[@jonahwiegand827]

Woah, did you see that knife move by Arya at 26:17? This is the writers letting us know she is actually Karl Tanner. As a sworn member of the Night's Watch, it is only natural (s)he is the one to destroy Rhaegar. Fantastic writing and foreshadowing by D&D!

[@bencraig9479]

Karl FOOKIN tanner of gin alley

[@unluckygamer692]

GIVE THIS MAN AN EMMY!

[@sirocco2810]

Fookin legend in gin alley

[@hendrikmaus3575]

My God I just realized that the swords Ned hears are not just his Rebellion PTSD kicking in. Ned hears the swords because he sees Lyanna in Arya and is reminded that the entire Rebellion happened because Lyanna's tomboyishnes lead her to run away with Rheagar. When Ned sees Arya training he is asking himself if he just laid the foundation for a new war.

[@SgRambo]

Shhh! You'll only encourage the Arya/Aegon crowds from the book!

[@williamapple7705]

Pretty cool concept! Might not be the case but the parallels are definitely there.

[@fandalorian49]

#FreePhilip

[@ismailniyaz5167]

It's PTSD bro

[@averyrandomllama6516]

Well we can ask Ned : Arya mad?

[@thebirdcatcher1]

Arya and Sansa WERE NOT pretending all season to trick LF. Bran intervened and told them the truth. Their argument was real and their entire plot was trash.

[@Lmab-qs1kr]

Wdym sansa is the smartest person on the show!!!!

[@Wveth]

Uh, no? We don't know that for sure. The show never clarifies how they figured it out or when. When I watched it with my dad, he thought the implication was that they'd been faking it, at least the final time they fight before the "trial" of Littlefinger. And yeah, nothing in the show contradicts that interpretation.

[@Jdb63]

@@Wveth Why would they be faking it in a private conversation between just the two of them?

[@LetsTalkOnePiece]

@@Wveth yeah but the villains explained they filmed a scene of Bran intervening then decided to cut it to have a better reveal.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

​@@LetsTalkOnePieceit's a deleted scene so it's not really relevant buuut removing that makes it come across like they were pretending

[@benl2140]

"So, this scene was basically just two idiots trying to figure out which one is the bigger idiot. The results were inconclusive." Wait, I'm confused. Were you talking about Dany and Tyrion? Or Dave and Dan?

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Or Mulder and Scully?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Yes

[@pascalschulz5894]

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty Or Lilo and Stitch?

[@eb7446]

Ned Still hoped and intended for Arya to be a great Lady. He gave her a controlled environment to learn swordplay hoping this would give her an outlet for her tomboyish desires. It was an indulgence. Ned surely still hoped Arya would come to accept her role as she grew older. At best he would have allowed Arya to remain unmarried under his care, or after that, Robb's. That was really as far as he could have gone in terms of not forcing her into a role she didn't want. I know the ladies of Bear Island fight, but it's very unusual. There's no way Ned would have allowed her to go off on her own with a sword. Ned didn't necessarily think the rules were wrong, but his personal experiences made it harder for him to ignore Area's feelings.

[@sealy_99]

I would also argue that his personal experiences also make him more conflicted by allowing Arya to train with Syrio. Arya clearly resembles Lyanna to him, and he doesn't know whether his actions have made it more or less likely that she'll end up the same way.

[@BeggarsNight]

The women of Bear Island fight by necessity. As the She-Bear grimly says to Asha when she compliments the warrior women of Bear Island: "We are what you made us"

[@alanpennie8013]

@@sealy_99 Yep. Actually Arya resembles Lyanna to everyone who remembers Lyanna, but Ned presumably noticed the resemblance most. And as you say that presumably gave him cause for concern.

[@xivuarath5247]

@@alanpennie8013 Yup. And if I remember correctly in the books the timeline was a bit different because Ned only let her begin training after he learned something about the Lannisters or the conspiracy to kill Jon Arryn.. This implies that her learning how to defend herself was at least a factor if not the main reason why he allowed it in the first place whereas in the show it's more of him indulging her.

[@camislotkin]

Best Pisstake ever for the worst episode ever. Still my heart.

[@sihollett]

The bad season 8 episodes were crashing the landing and so produced more devastation. But this was D&D doing a barrel roll for the lolz on the way down. Totally pointless.

[@generalbutton]

Maybe fourth or fifth worst....season 8 has so many contenders.

[@joeyjerry1586]

Nothing beats the long night, the bells and the iron throne. This episode was at the worst awful writing. Those 3 episodes on the other hand make every character and story arc in the show pointless. This episode was contrived as hell but at least it led to the stakes of the white walker attack being raised. Not defending it or anything, it’s still garbage

[@Shadow25720]

In that episode they kind of forgot about the existence of horses.

[@timeenoughatlast3368]

They have access to giant flying reptiles apparently capable of crossing continents in an hour, reptiles that spend most of the day doing nothing but fly around dragon stone. Jon could have gone and gotten his corpse and been back in time to simp to his Aunt.

[@praetorian3902]

Yeah, but if I was going beyond the wall with that kind of rough terrain and possibly surprise deep snow at places I don't know if I'd bring a horse.

[@hopotin123]

@@praetorian3902 Benjen used a horse just fine and Jon rides it back to the wall.

[@tommerker8063]

@@praetorian3902 more like the zombie bear ate all the budget (literaly)

[@Asterix958]

@@tommerker8063 Zombie bear ate all horses in the Westeros.

[@Gwyllgi]

It's weird they didn't even bring horses...

[@averyrandomllama6516]

Who needs horses when you have Gendry?

[@maya_tl]

Every time Glidus makes a joke about Gendry being the fastest my life expectancy increases by 200%. Haven't laughed this hard since Emilia Clarke called season 8 "the best season ever" in a live interview.

[@tommerker8063]

to be fair you can practicaly see the pain in her eyes when she said that

[@Palmen1990]

15:45 Jon: Run back, you have to tell daenerys! Gendry: But I cant make it in time! theres no way I can move fast enough... "bop" Jon: did he just remember he could do that?

[@MatthiasG1899]

The fact we have constant DBZA references in these videos shitting on Game of Thrones makes me happy

[@kevenguimaraes]

The Hound: your father’s an idiot! Ok ok, I know it doesn’t fit perfectly but I couldn’t resist.

[@Jetsiuc]

Seriously: DBZA and YGOTAS references are always great and Glidus is generous in providing them to us. I'm assuming that him dropping the Rhaegar/NK joke was a reference to YGOTAS.

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Editing it a bit just because: Gendry: “But I can’t make it in time! There’s no way I could move fast enough to get there, bring her here, and... *{POP}”* Jon: “Is he just suddenly able to do that?” The Hound: “The screenwriters are idiots.”

[@kevenguimaraes]

Christian Cinnabars Hahahaha yep, that’s the one! Your reference is so much better!

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

D&D sacrificed their brains at the alter of the zombie polar bear.

[@wafflingmean4477]

I seem to recall them already sacrificing their brains at the altar of "bad pussy". I suppose their brains possess similar traits to Dothraki armies.

[@countbalerionofhousetatter2624]

The zombie polar bear might actually be one of the *less* stupid things in the last two seasons.

[@averyrandomllama6516]

@@wafflingmean4477 well Dothraki respawn...

[@tonichan89]

All while murmuring the chant "Goddamnit we want a zombie polar bear... Goddamnit we want a zombie polar bear..."

[@chyawanprash]

I'm surprised you didn't mention the NK deciding to kill a flying Viserion instead of a stationary Drogon.

[@luke8801]

Season 2 Jon: Is it possible to survive out here on your own? Jeor: Possible for the Halfhand (Also takes days to trek back to the wall, they have to stop at Craster's) *Gendry, who's never seen snow before or even been north, runs all the way back to the wall in record breaking time*

[@kaelthassunstrider5665]

Everyone else was too stupid to set their home at the Wall.

[@alfredodepesto5020]

Hey remember Bran? HEY REMEMBER THE PLOT?

[@lastquarter3992]

This resonated

[@sirocco2810]

HEY REMEMBER SEASON 1

[@theletterm5425]

Best quote of the pisstake

[@dragonmcmx]

Missed nitpicks: 1. Why didn't they just put a corpse in a box, place it north of the wall and wait for it to re-animate? 2. Why didn't Rhaegar shoot Drogon first, the bigger stationary target who carried all the important people?

[@sihollett]

The answer to 2 is obvious. He'd been wanting to take down his little bro for ages. The little snot weasel. Plus Rhaegar killing his sis, and his son, would mean that Bran wouldn't hunt down the "they are related" story to overlay over their sexytimes, and so wouldn't become the holder of all stories for the Night King to easily erase them!

[@wafflingmean4477]

Not to mention that would then force the other two dragons to land and he could have killed all three.

[@Haeman89]

Why is the night king rhaegar?

[@dragonmcmx]

@@Haeman89 It's canon, just accept it.

[@Lmab-qs1kr]

@@dragonmcmx wait fr?

[@chippin_in5015]

Ladies and gents, this is the moment you’ve waited for.

[@TintedVisionMovies]

The alt shift cameo

[@chippin_in5015]

Tinted VisionZz Its a beautiful spectacle

[@jessikaaustin2638]

This is the greatest show... ?

[@chippin_in5015]

Jessika Austin indeed

[@chrismouton1985]

Not gonna lie, you had me chuckling out loud a few times. What a farce this show has become. I haven't rewatched any GOT after the finale. Don't see that happening anything soon. It's too tragic.

[@zoomkaboom1]

Same here. Biggest flop in tv history!! Epic fail. These videos are fun to watch tho. lol

[@Tommykey07]

It's like regularly dining at a really good restaurant for years and then suddenly the food and service go to shit. It manages to coast on its reputation for a while until the regulars have noticed the permanent decline and stop going.

[@nero8369]

Worst thing about this show is to realize that the entirety of season 7 and half of season 8 were used only to nerf Dany. She lost the Reach, Dorne, 2 dragons and "half" of all her armies. And in the end it was all pointless cause she ended the war in 2 minutes with only one dragon. What a waste.

[@maxpower3555]

It took me three or four tries to pause right on 26:53 but it was worth it. “Welcome to the thirteen frames of paradise. In this brief period, there are no barriers between our world and the parallel (misspelt ;)) dimension where Benioff and Weiss passed the helm of this show to someone who actually still had passion for the project and no contempt for their audience. Be still in the bliss of his fleeting realm” Best freeze frame caption yet.

[@Axb2774]

D&D meant to have a meaningful message about rape victims, how they’re perceived by others, and how they survive beyond their trauma... but then they kinda forgot.

[@niranjanrajesh1058]

Doesnt matter coz gendry didnt get raped,people are retarded nowadays,every single thing is rape apparently. Gendry was clearly consenting to the sex,he was only against what happened afterwards which was torture. Not rape. There are dictionaries online,there are hard copies as well. Please pick one up,go to the letter r and check out the meaning.

[@luthientinuviel3883]

This guy is real underrated. You are very funny.

[@Glidus]

aww thanks

[@Yeah_Whocares]

This just reminded me that I am still paying for HBO. . . . *Cancelled*. . . . Thank you for your suffering of rewatching these wonderful-story building-character driven episodes.

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

Not only is that one zombie supremely lucky to be the only one not disintegrating, it also learns fear in that instant. Instead of just mindlessly attacking whoever is in front of it, it freezes and starts acting panicky. 10/10 excellent writing. edit: Oh, yeah, I forgot to add, that zombie then also conveniently forgets fear again in King's Landing when it just charges at Cersei even though she's surrounded by a bunch of soldiers and THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN.

[@vegasgirl3538]

The dialogue in this episode is so cringey.

[@madamebkrt]

What do you mean? Two middle-aged, medieval men talking about how much they like the word "dick" isn't cringey at all! /s

[@Hirnlego999]

Not all of it, I liked the part where death is the first and last enemy.

[@Basch152]

idk jorah and thoros talking about pike was some of the better dialogue of the season

[@thesinistersiblings705]

Glidus, you're wrong. The chains appeared in the dead's possession because Qyburn teleported them there. He needed the Night King to buy himself more time for his master plan to create a vortex that will collapse the plot of G.O.T in on itself.

[@crimsoncutz8430]

The chains are Qyburn's old maester chain, having been increased dramatically in size by...uh...oh! That's how he's been shrinking Westeros! He's putting the extra landmass into the chains!

[@jacklu1611]

This is fooking genius, you deserve an Emmy 😉

[@SamM-gl9zc]

This episode is the one that crushed my soul - when it became clear to me the show was never coming back, but I still think it looks incredible when Drogon unleashes on the horde

[@ianholdinghausen695]

God Jorah and Beric’s voices are so pleasing

[@Svengali764]

Jorah is a zaddy ♥️

[@itaipee]

Go look for the princess and the queen audiobook. Jorah actor narrated it and he did really outstanding job

[@Lmab-qs1kr]

@@Svengali764 very true

[@paleontologi052]

Alt shift x was a great cameo and now I crave more thrones content from him

[@xystem4701]

Your stuff is always hilarious, but still super valid criticism. I’ve gotten so much more enjoyment watching people rip the shit out of the end of this show than the show itself

[@fifthcanuck1128]

Lord of light more like Lord of Pisstakes

[@oliviawilliams6204]

talking of Arya skills with a bow, that also make me chuckles because Storm of Swords make it clear she never learned archery in the books

[@elanor2006]

exactly! Also she has lot of trouble with archery....(unlike in the show where she learns right away)

[@lomas2284]

Gendry stealing goku's instant transmission technique, should have got him at the cell games 🤷‍♂️😂

[@kevenguimaraes]

It’s just another stolen technique. He got from eating sick aliens. *gold star if you get the joke

[@atinity6749]

Run back to Eastwatch, get a raven to Daenerys and tell her: "what's up?" Lmao 😂

[@Peanutjoepap24]

It’s almost like they could have just had a WW battle at Eastwatch or something and had the fact they put a wight in a box to show Cersei happen offscreen in the aftermath so that when it pops out of the box for that jumpscare we’re actually surprised. Same result except the characters would have gone north for a sane reason instead of expressly going beyond the wall to shove a zombie in a burlap sack like this is a dungeons and dragons campaign where the DM lost control of his crackhead players years ago and is now on suicide watch.

[@kragary]

That comparison is perfection 😂

[@Ims51]

This episode broke me. There was this awkward atmosphere like they broke the 4th wall or something. It felt like the actors knew that we know.

[@williamapple7705]

Thoros' death in the show is so stupid. Like, book thoros makes sense. He's kind of a loose canon, they even reference in the show how we was one of the few people storming the breach on Pike. But in the show he's not nearly as drunk and brash as he should be. The show makes him look like someone who would hang back and watch the fighting, waiting for an opening. He shouldn't be attacking the bear.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

They took our drunk pink priest and made him a fucking stoner. That said, Thoros has one of my favorite arcs of any of the tertiary characters in the books. He starts out one of the youngest sons of a Myrish merchant family chock-a-block with sons so for lack of any other real prospects he joins the church of Rholly, which is in itself interesting because we normally see ex-slaves orbiting around the church. He travels to Westeros to try and convert the pyromaniac king Aerys (and I think the subtext is that they sent him on a fool’s errand in the first place) - not only does he fail but he loses his faith. He instead replaces his faith with fighting and carousing and becomes slovenly and drunk, yet still clings to the appearance of Rh’llor as an identity thing, using cheap parlor tricks to play the part of the “carousing red priest”. He ingratiated himself with the new king and becomes quasi-legendary during the Greyjoy rebellion. Then, after magic comes back and he’s sent off into an ambush, he has a “come to Rh’llor” moment and has his faith reaffirmed. Much like Beric, Thoros gains new life and new zeal and believes in his faith and in his mission, his fat melting away as he fights his guerrilla war. Most authors would end a tertiary character’s arc right there but GRRM takes it further. (Minor spoilers for those who still care at this point) - Thoros still has his faith, but when we see him next Beric is dead and used his gift of life against Thoros’ wishes, reanimating the revenant of Lady Stoneheart. As something of an XO to the new leader, the entire brotherhood takes a darker turn and Thoros turns with it, delivering one of the best lines in the entire series “Some knights are dark and full of terrors, m’lady. War makes monsters of us all.”

[@CorrectionUnknown]

Calls someone stupid... ...spells cannon wrong.

[@tommerker8063]

@@CorrectionUnknown yeah because a spelling mistake is equivalent to idiocy, makes sense.

[@Grassrope123]

What’s funny to me is that this whole nonsense could have been avoided if any of them had a lick of sense of the characters from the books. In Adwd Jon tries to use some dead wildling corpses and lock them in the ice cells at the Wall to see if they would rise as wights. The fact that none of them thought of anything remotely close to that is just ridiculously stupid. Plot contrivance it may be, but god at what cost?

[@duxxoo]

Benjen's presence there was literally a Deus Ex Machina....smh

[@hollywoodjhawk7682]

Real ones know why he put a chain at the battle of the blackwater

[@wafflingmean4477]

Behold, the episode where Westeros was officially discovered to actually be the size of a stadium, and that mobile phones also exist there.

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

KZbin: *Glidus uploaded at **23:03* The current time: *22:59* Wait...

[@sheldon-cooper]

"TIME TRAVEL !"

[@Bokto1]

He is Gendry level fast!

[@ivar1543]

Time zones?🤨 idk

[@nont18411]

These are confusing times

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

@@ivar1543 Nope. This does not happen often and KZbin uses my time zone. Glitch in the matrix, must be.

[@nazimouachek2216]

People say the last episode was the worst of all the Got episodes But for me beyond the wall was much much worse , and it scares me how cliche these writers could be to create this horrible script

[@rafachrzaszcz6997]

Beyond the wall, The queen's justice and Spoils of war. Each from season 7. Those three are far worse than whole season 8.

[@niranjanrajesh1058]

@@rafachrzaszcz6997 according to glidus the queens justice is the best episode of season 7,and second best of last 2 seasons

[@howyadoinmate1868]

"Go yell at a dragon its ya destiny" wise words from Uncle benjen

[@daminguez]

XDDDDDDD its funny because its true.... :D

[@howyadoinmate1868]

@@daminguez cmon What worse Destiny could u have Not like u can Kill the superbos villain of 7 seasons of Buildup and just do Some wushi wushi knife trick like karl fookin Tanner and piss of Millions

[@Ignoto88]

"Winterfellas" is a great name!

[@horkusone]

Every so often I like to revisit the shitshow to ensure I wasn’t wrong about my hatred for it and to bathe in my rage. Your videos satisfy both of these needs. Thank you.

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

I remember when I thought _this_ episode would anger me the most in all of Game of Thrones. Boy, was I wrong...

[@tardigrade8019]

Those were simpler times

[@jacklu1611]

Gods I still had a sliver of hope then😢

[@8Rekietamines]

Loved the "pre nerf littlefinger" jab from one of these episodes, nearly died laughing🤣😭

[@rosgill6]

also, Bran-o-vision is my favorite westerosi network and I count on them to give me the straight news about stuff going in mainly the north and explaining the time gaps and jetpack statuses. Keeps talking about how he can't be lord of Winterfell though

[@emefbe]

this may be my favorite youtube series ever

[@ryandoubleu.]

Damnit. Now I am left to imagine what a final showdown at Kings Landing would be like if Cersei was flanked by her own Velociraptors

[@viniciusserafim5550]

"I wanted those velociraptors..."

[@GILGAMESH069]

Thank the Gods for glidus and his memes

[@generic_sauce]

For the night is dank and full of memes.

[@MiaaaaaChan]

This episode isn't all bad, after all it protected me from season 8 by making me drop the show.

[@truepotential206]

Jon: "You are the fastest!" When did they race and find out Gendry was the fastest flash that ever lived?

[@kaelthassunstrider5665]

Gendry was the only one who remembered to set his home at the Wall.

[@mratkovich]

If the ice wights die when the guy who raised them dies wouldn’t it have been funny and logical if Beric suddenly keeled over when Thoros bit it?

[@vincegalila7211]

Yes yes it would. Imagine if Jon keeled over dead the exact second Mel dusted herself.

[@thetalisman963]

“Get a raven to Daenerys, tell her what’s happened.” But what’s happened??

[@tardigrade8019]

So when we first see the party there are 10 members, 8 of which are named characters. For most of the other frames we see 13 people in the party. Then 6 unnamed characters die. Now, I'm not a doctor, but that don't seem to make sense.

[@dr.manhattan3585]

No, you are using to much logic. Obviously, if you divide it by 2 then add 4 it all makes sense.

[@wafflingmean4477]

"I've never seen snow before." As an Australian, I would like to point out that walking on snow for the first time (after living for a long time having never seeing it) is really hard. Let alone running a fucking marathon in it. Gendry would have struggled to outrun a small wildling child to the Wall.

[@_S0LUS_]

Does it not snow in King’s landing during winter? Gendry’s old enough to have seen a couple winters

[@wafflingmean4477]

@@_S0LUS_ He's the one who said he'd never seen snow.

[@rhythmchyc3089]

I know how demoralizing the last two seasons of GoT were and that all of the fanfiction gets praise for making up for it but these rant videos are just as priceless. I will never tire of this and The Dragon and The Wolf video. It’s just so so good, several years later. Thank you for the hard work and creativity.

[@alexwynters600]

Okay, so in the shot that you talk about the number of people on the "quest" there are 10 people. Then at about 2:50 there are a couple of shots that show that there are 13 people... What?? Did they just find 3 extra people out in the wilderness and ask them to come along with them??

[@lastquarter3992]

I mean, Azor Ahai... The friends we make along the way... It adds up if you actually don't think about it I guess

[@luke8801]

I hate how Arya lies through her teeth to make herself sound brave and badass. She fucking worked for Tywin in Harrenhal, "would have let them kill me rather than betray my family". So that's a lie. Calling Sansa stupid when she's one of the dummest people in Westeros, and that "rules were wrong" monologue just kill me.

[@pastlife960]

Gotta love how the haunted forest was replaced by random Icelandic mountains for this episode, then it’s back to forests in the next. Ffs.

[@sam_c95]

2:57 The Avengers seem to have duplicated a couple of their red shirts, there are 13 people now... Edit: ah right, asexual fungal reproduction. I must've missed that bit of lore in the world book. Thanks!

[@quintboredom]

Gotta watch what our golden boy Glidus just prepared for us

[@daveqm1024]

Ice spiders big as hounds were foreshadowed since season 1 and never showed up, polar bear wights were never mentioned before they showed up out of nowhere.

[@RKsolid5586]

Let's also take a moment to reflect on how sunny and, dare I say, pleasant the environment looks on their way to find a Wight. When they leave the Wall last episode, it looks so ominous and foreboding as the gate opens. I thought they said that Winter was here at the end of Season 6. I recall Ser Alliser talking about his ranging north of the Wall in Winter. Couldn't take your gloves off or you would get frost bite. Horses dying. Cannibalism. Just fortunate that Benjen's horse endured it. Wonder if it, too, was blessed by the Children. Not even the slightest attempt by the Hound to eat Thoros. I'm surprised given all those accounts of humans tasting like chicken.

[@jacklu1611]

I tip my hat to you good sir that hound-chicken reference had me bent over

[@allanssematimba]

Hey Glidus, when is the next episode coming? I be checking your page four times a day waiting for ep7.

[@benbrennan4953]

For those playing at home, 8:20 is legendary Aussie rocker Jimmy Barnes.. who I personally think shouts instead of sings

[@zlatkotasevski9609]

That "I'll never bring you up again" RIPed my sides... i love this guy

[@prestonschwann2414]

Something else I realized is that there is no mountainous region on the Eastern side beyond the wall and the entire episode should take place in the Haunted Forest. I know D&D kind of forgot the geography of Westeros with this episode. Forgetting that Westeros is the size of a continent when writing the Dany with dragons ex machina scene is the much bigger issue. Just another example of not caring about the source material.

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

so many people are still defending s7, even this mess of an episode...

[@KartovOndulevitch]

aRE you serious ??? Which people ? Which channel ? I can't wait to see that ^^

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

It’s nothing compared to the unfortunates who still champion season 6 because of all the flashy colors.

[@liamcolbert7876]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 nothing in season 6 even comes close to the flash teleporting, letting the dargon get turned into a white supremacist, and the sister bitch fight in just this episode

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

@@KartovOndulevitch like half my friend-group, though I think most are coming around to admitting s7 already was terrible not only s8 ^^

[@nichozfpl]

Ah yes I remember when this episode aired and I sat down with my friends afterwards to discuss it and I was the only one from the 10 of us to not like it lol. They were saying things like oh just enjoy it who cares where the chains appeared from and things like that, but then when season 8 came along all of them came to my side and started hating it and I was like I told you so

[@alecatnight1540]

Alt shift x? Or alt shwift x?.... we may never know

[@dnrx01]

OH MY GOD IT’S ALT SHIFT X

[@shannond7437]

The chains came from the Hardhome Depot! They have the most convenient shit!

[@Apvizionz]

It's beyond mindboggling to me that 'Beyond the Wall' is so highly rated.

[@kelvenespencer5371]

I've been waiting my whole life for this pisstake.

[@Bumble-bee_]

I love your take on Sansa and Arya's argument. Its so hard to say that the GOT dialogues straight forwardly imply that rape makes you strong which is such a disgusting thing to say. It's reinforced in the conversation between Hound and Sansa.

[@mrmister2664]

0:57 Summer lasted for 288-299 which is one of the longest summers ever. Book Gendry was born in 284 so it would make sense he doesn’t remember Winter. Show Gendry was born in 282 so he was 6 when summer started, but the autumn might have been long.

[@Leon_Rausch]

First Jorah the Explorer, now Boots, I'm wondering who Swiper will end up playing in the next episode...

[@Glidus]

obviously undead viserion

[@Slender_Man_186]

Bronn ends up swiping *the fucking Reach.*

[@barneystinson2554]

This is spectacular 😂 new here and just got all caught up on your pisstakes. Loved every single one. 👏👏. Can’t wait for the next one. Will you be doing all seasons? This has quickly become my favourite channel so hope you are doing all the seasons 🙃

[@Glidus]

seasons 6 and 5 will get this treatment, maybe 4 will get something, but before that there's nowhere near enough bollocks to laugh at

[@Lemuriam]

On the one hand, I'm used to how good your pisstakes are. On the other hand, somehow, I'm always surprised anew as to HOW GOOD your pisstakes are. You're super funny, thoughtful and clever and your videos are each an absolute treat to watch.