A LEVEL SO UNFAIR, IT BROKE MY BRAIN | Pogostuck

[@emilyhuang]

the transition between his trauma and the extremely calming ad breaks is true comedy gold

[@lucasisyourfav]

Ikr I love it so much

[@Mitaka-Asa]

I miss these types of comedy in tv shows.

[@theguardiancustode3962]

Do you think they should do a "We'll be right back" meme of this?

[@rachealrajkumar8309]

Lmao yessss ik

[@archy1702]

Thats why i love pogostuck video so much

[@auringtail]

Mark: Alienware gave me money. Everyone: What did it cost? Mark: My sanity.

[@mene1in]

everything

[@candleo.]

Sometimes you need money.. Then sell your sanit*

[@exoticbutter7649]

@@candleo. exactly

[@viiiineb00m]

•w•

[@maxfromflorida2723]

"This is what it means... to go EVEN FURTHER DOWN" "MINUS ALTITUDE!!!!"

[@KeyEpic]

Mark: I won't play this game anymore Alienware: yo throw some money,i want to see our boy mark scream like masochist

[@chaosdirge4906]

poor mark... poor poor mark I just imagine the note delivered with this equipment was like "you know what you have to do."

[@tammyt3434]

But you said we were never going to sponsor Marki- Shut up and give the man a chair!

[@sharkintherawee7550]

@@chaosdirge4906 what desk is that

[@klaus6497]

sharkintherawee 75 Alienware

[@vbvh9222]

Honestly I think they did this just to laugh their asses off maniacally as they were getting their order ready. It's like when you're taking the order from a customer, and they order EVERYTHING! >....< But I'll admit - it is awfully hilarious!! xD Best Alienware Ad ever... Period. Alienware is genius

[@iota8732]

Mark: "I promised myself that I wouldn't play this game again unless someone paid me to do it" Corner of my eye: Includes paid promotion

[@rkiveappy]

😂😂😂😂

[@bunnygirl3675]

Same dude lol

[@alphagonomegarius5068]

God bless paid promotion

[@austinliberty7477]

Literally what happened to me lol

[@michaeltucker3901]

Yep

[@TheGrayMysterious]

"This video is sponsored by Alienware." That reads less like a reminder and more like a threat.

[@tinyc.c5366]

his anger went to overload xd

[@AngelWingsYT]

Mark says: thanks alienware Mark means: fuck yall with this bull shit xD

[@kaisershin143]

You can see glinth of anger and suffering in his eyes. Hey! You get a FRICKING GAMING TABLE for his sufferings which is a win, am i right?

[@Baconaughts]

"We sponsor channels which show promise, and who engage with games that we find to be interesting" "This is a threat"

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@kaisershin143 one we later learn is a bitch to move with how big n bulky it is XD sooo lose win lose?

[@january1494]

I love how threatening Mark is while he talks about the merits of Alienware. _Aerodynamic... among other things_

[@iceninja1997]

Agreed

[@ultrabigfella]

*It's the only choice.*

[@Dr.RatioSnail]

Yes

[@humanglitchtrap9257]

Mark look at everyone: 👀 *Menacing intensified*

[@jolenemathews]

When he inevitably throws his monitor in rage, that will be the true proof of its aerodynamic design

[@luxuriouscheese]

Can't wait for the next edition of: The World's Quietest Letsplay

[@zernek9199]

KYS [5th Main Account] dude frick off. He didn’t beg for money. He said that he didn’t want to play the game because it makes him so angry and the only reason he would put himself through that kind of stress again is if he is getting something out of it

[@zernek9199]

KYS [5th Main Account] that’s your response? That’s it? Good arguing skills. Making multiple accusations with no real basis then refusing to elaborate. Amazing.

[@iansoliz3040]

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

[@xxwarmouthxx]

@KYS [5th Main Account] Your literally spamming comments with the same message, just go away. Markiplier makes amazing hilarious content and he deserves sponsorships like alienware! Edit: noticed a spelling mistake for what I said.

[@Phlible]

Aside from all the drama in the reply section , the would be hilarious

[@GGCannon]

Mark: *Dies and loses ALL his progress* Chair: ...Mercy...

[@NateSchulte]

I probably shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now about this

[@EnenraLost]

Nate Schulte your not alone, it’s starting to hurt... help... please...

[@guerney2000]

"I could but I won't. I won't"

[@carbon5362]

Compared to what he has done to past chairs, he went easy this time.

[@СергийТихомиров-в4н]

Wanted to like this comment, but I can't ruin the perfect 666 count. :-)

[@KPTG119]

"I wouldn't play this game again unless someone paid me to do it." I then immediately noticed the little "Includes paid promotion" banner, and all I could think was; Mark, you're fuuuuucked. Second best part of this video is when Mark goes on a psychotic rhyming spree in an attempt to keep his sanity.

[@themoistbagel1]

Ah, poetry. Your last line was wonderful, and it made this day seem bountiful.

[@Casta2]

When he started to rhyme I had flashbacks of the trials Mark put Ethan trough on the Unnus Annus channel.

[@gandalf2447]

And then fails

[@milleniam]

*The lizard tail*

[@bryanrobertson6844]

You took the words right outta my mouth 🤣🤣🤣

[@randomyoutubeguy3297]

Mark: *Dies in game* Chair: *chuckles* "I'm in danger!"

[@justincombs7433]

Alienware: “Chair, you’re going to a new home” Chair: “Yay! Who will sit in me!” AW: “Markiplier...” Chair: *sweating intensifies*

[@Nyartai]

@KYS [5th Main Account] bye now I report you

[@ashleyr6809]

@KYS [5th Main Account] you should be glad Mark doesn't read comments all that much because if he did, he would be severely pissed at your comment about Miranda. He doesn't care if you talk bad about him but if you talk bad about certain people in his life, that would be a line that you have crossed and never come back from.

[@Nyartai]

@@ashleyr6809 my dude. Don't respond him. Just report. He's trolling the salt

[@ashleyr6809]

@@Nyartai I'm not a dude. I'm a woman.

[@Lukemccarthy2011]

Mark: "I'm never playing this game again." Alienware: **Sends over a literal spacecraft for him to play the game**

[@darkljs]

I don't think you know the meaning of the word "literal" buddy XD

[@flixxil]

@@darkljs iono, looks like spacecraft to me

[@l33tsauce79]

that fucking desk computer thing made me shit my pants. on purpose.

[@devildime3049]

Maybe he will go to the moon with this , before pewds' tambourine tower or jack ladder tower reaches it LOL

[@NekoPrissy]

It seems like no one noticed Mark's friend as he climbed the mountain, not even he seemed to realize it. The player called Hoppy seemed to wait for Mark and then send a happy emoji when he completed a difficult section. Hoppy was going up the mountain the same way Mark was, and if they got through it first, they waited for him. Of course, I think Mark was so upset and concentrating on getting up the mountain while avoiding as much BS as he could that he didn't notice. Still, I found it cute that someone was trying to encourage him as he struggled.

[@sykeelend2458]

Oh shit wow. You're right

[@KingDerpy13]

That is amazing, and I kinda wish Mark noticed and cheered up a bit by it.

[@kazfraz6411]

And once he saw Mark die he followed 😭 I believe agrariangold453 was also helping Mark along the way

[@heimskr2881]

i noticed this too. Hoppy was always by his side, even if he had to lose his own progress.

[@unknxwnlxve]

in memory of hoppy then 😌

[@DieArtDamon92]

People at Alienware “want to see something funny?” They totally saw the videos and use this for laughs.

[@Fusrodog]

I bet they were at 9:24 and they would be all, "DEW IT, STRIKE IT DOWN."

[@daze4415]

When he fell all the way down and his eyes went wide I laughed so hard my cheeks and chest hurt and I cried

[@jeb4eyes]

lol

[@ayejimbae8068]

“Yeah hey, lets see you flip this, buddy.”

[@ThatBloke-nw7lm]

AliensWare's Chair:"What the Heck was that!?" Mark's Old Chair:"First Time? "

[@titusdennington6249]

Underrated comment lol

[@koiuhjk7879]

now thats hilarious

[@patrickrudolph1258]

*Laughs in James Franco*

[@Gingaa187]

*Flashbacks to Getting Over It*

[@HazardWolfCorp]

Do you remember pewdiepies chair? I remember pewdiepies chair.

[@ethanwright6723]

I love how he secretly resents Alienware for paying him to play this again.

[@bucketmcsucket]

"secretly" lmao

[@sharkintherawee7550]

What is his desk

[@DukeEllision329]

sharkintherawee 75 desk

[@Roxanneredpanda]

It's not quite so secret

[@Kreptic]

For a brand new pc I'd gladly play this game for 12 hours straight and love alienware.

[@jeffreycollinsii402]

Lmao Hoppy stayed with Mark the whole way thru, cheering him on and even dying with him and starting ALL THE WAY OVER. Skol to BumBum and Hoppy!

[@elijahbrunson2272]

I notice you said skol You wouldn't happen to be Norwegian would you?

[@SnoppleWopple]

Why does everyone forget the other players who were with him?

[@narfdc2043]

To be fair the laughed a while at him dying. But it was cool of them to come with him

[@billnye9349]

@@elijahbrunson2272 oi litt kult å være norsk da

[@riptydenight]

Mark: "Hi, I promised I wouldn't play this game unless I was getting paid." *Sees includes paid promotion* Me: oh... no

[@TVXQKunyu]

I laugh way too much when i realised it as well

[@Dokaas]

I saw that tok XD

[@warpey5632]

Mark: **making progress** Swinging axe: _I'm gonna end this man's whole career._

[@GameplayTherapy]

The chair choke hold was it for me 🤣🤣

[@zigz2091]

Gameplay Therapy that chair has seen things... _terrible things..._

[@CoolJosh3k]

So 2 things: 1. Alienware are Markiplier fans 2. Alienware will pay to see Mark suffer

[@yuuardic7854]

anything for pogostuck

[@mattk750]

Absolutely

[@Breezey_Dubz]

i mean, wouldn't you? 😂

[@bilbostabbins1882]

@@Breezey_Dubz you meant wouldn't you right

[@Breezey_Dubz]

@@bilbostabbins1882 yeah, edited

[@Slipperslider]

Mark: *restarts all his progress* Also mark at his gaming chair: so, you have chosen death

[@MrPetrov_De_Shadow]

IMMA GET YOU CHAIR. Imma HUG you so TIGHT and give you some nice PETS.....Becase it's just a game.

[@jackgold7340]

Destroys chair

[@FandomDealer]

Mark putting the chair into a choke hold while muttering "I could but I won't" gives off such a chaotic and threatening vibe

[@gabegrether8647]

Darkiplier is slowly taking over his mind... Can't you see it? The burning hatred in the endless void that is soon to be his corrupted heart?

[@HopeHendershot-Moskal]

Mark: * puts chair in a chokehold * Also Mark: Brought to you by Alienware.

[@freskwithafumo3063]

"Brought to you by alienate, the only choke-able chair on the Market" Edit : I spelt alienware so I'm leaving it spelt wrong

[@waffle1261]

He's trying so hard to not break and throw the chair lmao

[@4spades444]

he could've bought pewds hchair laughed in intel and alianate and told them BUT CAN U DO THIS

[@ayejimbae8068]

Mark: “You know, I really feel like alienware’s been slipping a bit lately” Alienware: “Oh you just REALLY wanna play pogostuck again. We get it. We’ve got you man.”

[@Code_Machine]

Moral of the story: criticise a company and they will give you money

[@_smugmaster_4553]

@@Code_Machine Yes

[@agentc7020]

Meme Addict and headaches

[@Code_Machine]

@@agentc7020 very true

[@fadeemblem7665]

I like how the answer to "Why is Markiplier still torturing himself playing Pogostuck?" is very simply that "This game is so awful that you would have to literally pay me to play it, which is what Alienware did." That bullshit instant death on the swinging ax is this game's awfulness in a nutshell.

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

A part of me died inside when I saw that.

[@themightycongueror8383]

It's actually a well designed game, with purposefully hard controls...however, this level crosses from being a hard but fair level, to being straight up unfair. The fact that you can fall so far back, so easily is annoying, and that their is insta kill so far up, that sends you ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE BEGINNING, makes it go from being challenging, to nearly impossible.

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

@@themightycongueror8383 i can...agree.. until the swinging axe thats most unfair im surprised he didnt cuss the developer out, like he did with welcome to the darkweb 2.

[@dragonlord1935]

@@theSixPathsOfTrains Yeah tbf this dev deserves it FAAAAR more than the one who made Welcome To The Game 2. WTTG2 was difficult but it wasn't poorly designed. The mechanics were intuitive, the interface was intuitive. Everything was fine. The problem with that game was that it required absolute concentration and quiet which obviously couldn't happen during a livestream or a let's play which requires the gamer to be entertaining. It required a very certain play style which Mark couldn't get the hang off and so that tirade of cuss was very uncalled for. THIS game is just straight up BS. You wanna know what a well designed "impossible" game looks like? Well, look no further than Getting Over It. It's not unfair, it doesn't have any pitfalls which lead directly to the beginning AFAIK (unless you get caught in a chain reaction). The only pitfall which leads to the beginning is the snake which is clearly meant to be the wrong way. I played Getting Over It and I raged and lost but I never thought the game was made badly. I enjoyed it. This game... No, just no. I still don't think the dev needs to be cussed at but they CLEARLY need some more experience and knowledge on how difficult but fun games work.

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

@@dragonlord1935 I would cuss them most likely but that's just me. My issue with welcome to the game 2 was the same as marks. Give us a dam checkpoint! There is a secret in game with the dollmaker quest but it was nothing but a inconvenience,so have it where if your able to complete it you get a check point.

[@Shushishtok]

Alienware: "so worth it."

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

True

[@TheHellKnight]

How do I get that desk?

[@josephcolin3365]

Hell yeah lmao

[@FluffyArtiste20]

Hilariously, that’s pretty much what they said about this. 🤣👌

[@somber985]

It did get 2 fucking million views

[@dcstone]

The transitions between the rage moments and the advertising are perfect. This is advertising that I can accept.

[@gt3293]

So true

[@shaharalogan4133]

I AGREE! HE DID IT SO PERFECTLY! Great job Markiplier!

[@devil.darling]

When Mark gripped his chair I was all like, “Awhhh shit, here we go again.”

[@extremeluqman3247]

hahahah yep

[@phoenixflambe3319]

Poor chair.

[@martasapi276]

Chairchuck!!!!!

[@rileyb1823]

I know people are talking about Hoppy, but there were other people that were staying with Mark and encouraging him along the way. Which was very sweet

[@shelbeewebb4697]

his own support group

[@Azaketh]

Until he died, and then people started relentlessly spamming the rofl emote, haha

[@willjiggetts6682]

Imagine the axe hits him then out of nowhere Bennet Foddy starts narrating "THERES NO FEELING MORE UNTENSE THAN SYARTING OVER"

[@pyromidas]

I would have had it cued to have the duck-hunt dog laugh at him before playing "everybody hurts... Sometimes."

[@Djwyrm]

I would have died🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mark would have imploded

[@GreekKouture]

HAHAHAHA I can't take this off of my mind now!!!! 😂😂

[@vincentfrick6880]

Or Captain America coming down sits. "So you got hit by a start over axe you messed up."

[@basedmax9029]

Hj

[@88blurr]

"What is the price of a man's soul?" MARK: Pretty game box. Aerodynamic chair.

[@TheGrimmlore]

Alienware: "Why are we still here? Just to watch Mark suffer??" Markiplier fans: "Yes"

[@blank7269]

12:18 Mark is having such a mental breakdown he's becoming Dr. Suess

[@rickie-89]

🤣

[@SeenAGreatLight]

"A B C D, But then there's THREEEE!"

[@SuperionProductions]

FLEECE!

[@bans0s]

THREE FLEECE

[@AniyustheWolf]

Take me under, the umbral beast! I will see myself, to GREECE!

[@Ertyez]

I love how the editor had to blur out the Sennheiser logo in Mark's headphones for the ENTIRE video. that's insane 😂

[@slicepie410]

Why does he need to do that?

[@kalysian]

What's crazy is that I had this vague nagging feeling that something was off while I was watching but didn't even realise what it was until I read this.

[@AshlynOne]

@@slicepie410 Because it's an ad for Alienware.

[@StellarSci]

​@@slicepie410 Since Alienware is paying him to do the video, they don't allow him to advertise other companies and leaving the logo in would have been considered advertising since Markiplier's a celebrity.

[@eviedevi.]

@@slicepie410 it's a sponsored video he can't promote other brands lol

[@emilybello1750]

“nO. YES. NO. YESSS. i’ve never had this kind of head support before- NOT IN DA HOLEEE!” my favorite line from this video😭

[@vicenteespinoza6200]

Damn I came to the comments to write that then I saw this

[@xandermccrary700]

You can hear this comment

[@rjoonabyu]

That words reminded me of KSI videos

[@CM09575]

I was thinking why he didn’t continue. I forgot why he stopped clearly.

[@notsane8348]

Fav line was when he forgot about the animal abuse on youtube and the power he had in the moment, now to shaking that chair in false anger

[@CAMELOT331]

Those giant fluffy bees are so damn adorable lort

[@SebHaarfagre]

"lort"? Did you just call us... I mean, it's Norwegian for (animal) crap

[@GGMathi69]

Lort means shit in danish. Idk what your intention with that word is, but i've never seen it used in an english sentence before. So care to explain? xD

[@plainezaine5065]

GG Mathi In English there’s a slang exclamation called “lordt” which is just another way of saying “oh my God” or “oh God” so it could be that.

[@Zoa585]

Yoooooo

[@ShreyaBhide0349]

THE BEESSS!!!

[@nickcage8834]

I like how he blinked one eye at a time when he died

[@memepool22]

That's thanks to Lixian's brilliance

[@user-qz3hb9kk5u]

@@memepool22 wait, that's edited ?

[@scavenblaze]

@@user-qz3hb9kk5u yes it is

[@amiiredhead2676]

marki.exe has stopped working

[@bobjigglemaster]

Timestamp

[@grfrjiglstan]

Checking the "featured brand" section, it occurs to me how crazy this is. Alienware bought Mark a $1500 PC, a $500 chair, and god knows how expensive of a desk, just to make him torture himself again. That is awesome.

[@AngelDust441]

Yeah right? IDK if anyone can top such a sponsoring. They at the minimum spend 5K for him

[@lienlemusicstar]

God the amount of money for this video, just to watch Mark break

[@umbraarcturus2238]

I imagine it going down like this, "Hey Mark, how much would it cost to have you play Pogostuck again?" "This, this, this, and this," he replies snidely, knowing no one in their right minds would meet such a demand. "...K, deal, we'll get those shipped today." Mark, internally, "Yes, but actually no... No. Good god what have I done?"

[@olimarputin7862]

Well, they probably gave him those things temporarily for the sake of the paid ad. If they literally gave him the stuff the cost for Alienware is much cheaper than the cost of a consumer buying it so I'd assume you could take 20% off the computer, 30-40% off the chair, and probably 30-40% off the desk.

[@nerdette314159]

@@olimarputin7862 why would they give it temporarily? Makes no sense

[@eldona123]

Descartes: “I think therefore I am.” Shakespeare: “To be, or not to be. That is the question.” Markiplier: “Have you ever found a bee? I think not. For if you did you would not know and if you don’t know how could you did? No one knows, no one did, no one’s done, no one will. So says B and so says me, A, B, C, D but then there’s three. Take me under the Umbrbeast. I will see my self… to Greece. All will know the epic three: lease, fleece…. LLLALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA!” Genius....

[@spade7854]

Now that's a real poet (Edit) Holy crap thanks for the likes

[@eurobeat1031]

Another absolute masterpiece from our lord and savior markimoo

[@kaitlynh.5258]

I loved it!

[@haelstrom101]

You see, it takes big hoodspa to rival a poet as good as great as the two before Mark. But as we know, Mark is the man of the world's greatest amount of hoodspa

[@kdepp90]

This is how Mark goes insane lol😅

[@shdowunit4]

exects at alienware: how can we prove the durability of our chairs? employee: how about if it survives mark playing pogostuck?

[@mityakiselev]

if it survives getting its airflow restricted Pepega Clap

[@orvixvaxis]

HAHAHA this is exactly what I thought xD they wanted Mark to throw it as a test for the strength lol

[@MrDude-vl6jl]

News Reporter: what helped you through those hard times? Mark: The BEES

[@JeiVron294]

*_THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEE3E3E3EEEEEEEEEEEE_*

[@MichaelHeil-qz3jj]

Mark: “this video is sponsored by Alienware” Also Mark: *strangles Alienware chair*

[@sharkintherawee7550]

What desk is the alienware one

[@brandonaviationhd]

Not really strangling, he was just giving it a bear hug

[@MewBunny]

Alienware chair: 😯? Markiplier: *hugs* Alienware chair: 😊

[@hard-boiledeggs625]

Alienware didn’t sponsor just to see their products abused on camera

[@taggie_]

ASUS ROG Could have handled it.

[@500werewolf]

Markiplier: "I'll never play this game again!!!" Alienware: "Get this man a sponsor!"

[@mrifat13]

irony... :'D

[@trixiegamez8553]

Lol

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

"and get this man, a sponsor"

[@Allan_Lugia]

You can fit so many pogostick´s under this bad boy.. slaps Alienware equipment

[@SneakyLily]

Alternate title: "Mark peacefully promoting a sponsor while absolutely destroying his vocal cords for 15 minutes straight"

[@matthewyeldig4608]

So, if octodad gave him his curent voice, what will the final result of this be?

[@purplemoon2625]

@@matthewyeldig4608 An even more attractive voice(Not trying to sound weird, just speaking the truth)

[@75rgb]

He is not a masochist of physical pain, he is a masochist of mental pain

[@SleePip]

*Love your profile pic* 💕

[@ShoeNice22videos]

congratz on twitter trend bro !!!!

[@The_Powerlifter]

Poet : I'm sad What he means : I'm sad What English teachers think he means : 12:09

[@kexard]

Accurate

[@theheavyfromteamfortress2723]

Mark: "Im never going to play this game again unless i get paid" AlienWare: " I think we can help you with that"

[@aidanlafountain3206]

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 👎

[@William_Reader]

_Paid*_

[@chaoticdemon1957]

Mark: 0:13

[@hard-boiledeggs625]

Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 you again?

[@athomelobotomy]

Mark: goes on a tangent about how he's a simple man and doesn't need many things Also Mark: owns *five ovens*

[@MrJames_Bondage]

Not anymore

[@kevindeol8503]

"I am a man who no longer owns five ovens."

[@HeluvKamz]

Oh friend I have the saddest story to tell you

[@yeettheheat]

He said "not many" but there are some essentials

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

That gaming PC/DESK cost more than his house, so.

[@avroses24]

Ive never enjoyed a promotional video more in my life. Just the idea that he most likely threw the chair in order to know that its aerodynamic, the random breaks from pure rage. I love this so much

[@Jerepasaurus]

Mark: Mascochist Alienware: Sadists OKEY DOKEY THEN. lmao

[@KittyKatty999]

His fans: The Original Sadists.

[@abrahamlincoln9160]

He's not a masochist he just wants to see if his body can take it

[@baptisteramiro1918]

No no , GrayStillPlays is the real masochist on this platform !!!!

[@traviswilliams2348]

Mark: calls chair aerodynamic Me: "he threw the chair didnt he? That's how he knows."

[@wraccoresxenos2212]

The desk is also aerodynamic, so we got that going for us, which is nice

[@kaisershin143]

It's aerodynamic so if he throws it again, it won't fall like before.

[@Cooky_McGee]

My ass cheek too, are aerodynamic... Granted i'm a cookie, but still...

[@C00kii0]

😂🤣🤣

[@ShoeNice22videos]

!!!!!!!!!1congratz on twitter trend bro !!!!

[@bipbipbip2372]

Mark: *in peace, no longer remembering the suffering from this game* Alien Ware: allow us to introduce ourselves in peace

[@assertedone7363]

Ah, A man of culture

[@Bakabombi]

Is no one gonna talk about Hoppy who literally go alongside Mark and even paused to wait for him?

[@personallythatsjustmetho3907]

Guess not 🤷‍♀️

[@clad3558]

*commited suicide to be with him

[@j.s.2281]

Nope didn't see it, but my guess is he did it because he didn't know where to go next and hoped mark would show him. Lol

[@clad3558]

@@j.s.2281 no, he followed mark the whole game, like literally showing mark how to play the game, but mark didn't notice

[@YOURCANDLEZFADING]

@@clad3558 true love

[@gort5818]

amy just chilling in the other room: mark distantly: "THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@Imagination_Station2224]

Edgar Allen Poe: "The Raven" Markiplier: "The Bee"

[@mr.quackersjunior8000]

Mark: "i will only play more if i get paid" (thinking no one would pay him) Alienware: *Heres 10k go play pogostuck please :)*

[@jacoblong6864]

@KYS [5th Main Account] I can't even tell if you're joking lol

[@DandelionMonk]

@KYS [5th Main Account] TLDR: BOO HOO. Why don't you fight something actually worth fighting? So what exactly is your objective here? To kill Markiplier's fanbase? To make us all stop liking him because he, in your opinion, embelishes to make money? That really doesn't chabge the fact that i laughed my ass off this whole video and that if he even is guilty of what you say, then it's literally a victimless crime. Every person donated of their own free will. Those of us that love Mark will continue to love Mark regardless because there are faaaaaaaaaaaar worse things that people do to make money that don't make me laugh on a regular basis. How about you go champion a cause that really needs championing? Like exposing Tiktok for their lack of protection for underage users, basically inviting pedophilia, or their ownership by china and the fact that they are already being sued for letting americans be tracked by the chinese? There are articles all over the place about this cause. It's basically been proven. So yeah... i'm not worried about Mark, in your opinion, turning on waterworks for money.

[@mr.quackersjunior8000]

Guys, enough of the argueing, we have our own opinion. But can we just appreciate that this is the first time I’ve gotten a popular comment, popular enough for a comment fight? I’m excited

[@skotnica93]

@KYS [5th Main Account] Here is the thing, why do you care how much money someone makes? If people want to pay him, that's their money, their business. There also people like me who checked out the stuff he advertised and would rather not spend that much on a PC or chair... especially a chair.

[@iansoliz3040]

@KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

[@towel2493]

Alternate title “markiplier actually accepts a sponsorship”

[@antoniojesusdiazmartinez3267]

Another alternetive tittle: THE BEEEEEES!! THE BEEEEEES!!

[@PangolinMontanari]

He also did one for Ninjala- I think Mark accepts sponsorships if they don't require him to say that he likes the thing or give a laundry list of good things about the thing. But, it seems rare for sponsors to actually give that leeway.

[@river559]

@@PangolinMontanari He also doesn't like the free goodies he gets when he accepts game sponsorships. I forgot what game it was that he got sponsored for a few years ago but when he started the video it was showing "hey I got sponsored look at this stuff" like most channels would do, but he then created a whole new save of the game to play it from the beginning so he can actually get the experience from the game.

[@followingfigures4738]

Del Monte gotta get back to him before unus annus ends

[@Double_S2]

@@antoniojesusdiazmartinez3267 I I The The 9.30am u 99999999

[@RovilleX]

I have never heard a more passive-aggresive, full of regrets, filled with anger, decision questioning, surprised and possibly sanity breaking thank you in my life. The amount of emotions you can see and hear is waaaaay too much

[@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl]

Mark: grabs new chair Old chair: laughing in chair.

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

new chair: help

[@m_imran7957]

Old chair: you get use to it

[@needarandomname4330]

Old chair: First time?

[@january1494]

Getting Over It chair: *ghostly cackling*

[@tylerprime9555]

I think we can all agree mark destroying his chairs are funny asf

[@nateds7326]

This is easily one of the best uses of a sponsor I've seen youtube. Just the comedic genius of mark losing his fucking mind to the serene narration of how good alienware's products are just kills me every time.

[@chuckdontjudge]

Lol 3:15

[@georgitodorov4709]

Most people when they rage: Punch their desk or smthn Mark: _Chokes chair_

[@nice5249]

@KYS [5th Main Account] can you stop.

[@infectedreshiram8305]

@KYS [5th Main Account] yes you can and you will

[@Lanesra62905]

Markiplier is a scammer KZbinr. He begged for money even tho he is a multi-millionaire. The GoFundMe for Miranda is still up after two years and the goal have been reached. Miranda is probably a paid actor.

[@iansoliz3040]

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

[@imsippingtea0890]

@@Lanesra62905 nice joke

[@Kaiwetter27]

Hey mark,from someone who doesn’t smile all that often I just wanted to say every time I watch one of your videos it cracks me up and makes me so happy. Your such a REAL person and I’m sure you have gotten lots of comments like these but I just wanted to say thank you for making me who I am! (Btw you most likely won’t see this but if you DID me and my friends do this role play thing where we take all your egos and make a story out of it! Just thought you would wanna know!) love you!💖

[@sykeelend2458]

This is adorable

[@dragonlord1935]

@@sykeelend2458 *WHOLESOMENESS 100*

[@NotASleeperAgent]

@@dragonlord1935 crimge

[@dragonlord1935]

@@NotASleeperAgent *cringe

[@DayaxWolf]

I love comments like these. Meaningful comments that are so positive.

[@MansTooLit]

Mark: *Dies in game* Also Mark: “brought to you by Intel“

[@Blizzty]

That's kind of sound like a dark joke

[@onyourleft9273]

Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 what the f dude

[@pressshifttonut]

Mark: "I'm erasing myself from the narrative" Alienware: *sends a glowing bribe* Mark: .... "I put myself back in the narrative"

[@emotionalmess1286]

I understood that reference

[@pressshifttonut]

@@emotionalmess1286 ah, a man(or other) of culture

[@kittykatkattooxd7880]

Panic! at the Starkid Fan I understood THAT reference

[@chimrm6447]

Let future historians wonder how Markiplier reacted when this game broke his mind~

[@wren4now904]

YESSSS HAMILTON

[@The_SupremeKing]

Everyone: The axe is gonna make him rage quit. What the axe really does: *turns Mark into a Doctor Seuss character*

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

You know... I got to that part where he discovered what the axe does... and I scrolled down to the comments... I did not believe what I read here, but then I decided to skip ahead a bit to discover that there was 0% inaccuracy in this statement. I apologize for my doubts.

[@captainandrew016]

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 I am sorry as well

[@BigOlCat]

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 it happens at 13:20

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

@@BigOlCat THAT was near the end of it, actually.

[@BigOlCat]

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 what?

[@unknownperson1400]

Marks grandkids: grandpa what did you do in your young times? Mark: I fought the war Marks grandkids: what war? Mark: the war of the pogo

[@superthor3943]

Mark: I will only play this game again if someone pays me. Alienware: BET

[@GOD-ii9hb]

They still paid him tho

[@Shades-fz5jo]

Thats the point of the joke

[@znc0id]

@@Shades-fz5jo yeah no shit

[@znc0id]

@@saltyyangel k

[@beck2843]

Mark: THE BEEESSS!!! THE BEEEEEESSSS!!!! Amy: Oh he’s playing pogo stuck again...

[@jacobthomas6387]

Or watching the wicker man with Nicholas Cage

[@horus2414]

When he was screaming about bees I thought of slimesicle

[@88blurr]

I wonder how often she just hears random screaming and goes, "What about cor--No. I don't even wanna know."

[@TheRamirez544]

8:51 when Mark's heart sank lower than the Mariana trench

[@NostalgiaMan]

Dear Mark: Your voice makes me want to buy an Alienware computer and chair!!

[@khylianvods6699]

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 shut the up

[@Mt-qm4lv]

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 What?

[@grabariludmila5209]

@@Mt-qm4lv its a bot and he changed his name

[@RandomImaginings]

@@Mt-qm4lv It's a spam message that's going across the comments.

[@S_R_S08]

@@khylianvods6699 lol

[@IsoyaYasuji]

Mark: **dies and gets spawned way back into the beginning** Chair: *_oh no... NOT AGAIN! :’C_*

[@LCSzninja]

The chair is sweating 😓

[@deyronguerreroarroyo4118]

And on its first day....

[@thejester1039]

An ML player? Neat.

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

Every other chair that Mark has abused: "first time?"

[@LCSzninja]

Space is Sooo Cool!!! Old chair said “welcome to the squad “ 😐

[@gruber450]

Mark: dies Chair: I sense a disturbance in the force

[@broarmyph8797]

Chair: not again pls no

[@drew45footballskater]

*Chuckles* I'm in danger

[@bidgey]

Yes lolsla

[@lukethelegend9705]

You can’t die in Pogostuck

[@skotnica93]

@@lukethelegend9705 Well you can, it sends you back to the very beginning.

[@ForgedAnaris]

When markiplier had to start *ALL TYE WAY FROM THE BEGINNING AFTER 3 LONG, HARD, TORTUROUS, RAGE INDUCING, P A I N F U L games.* *I legitimately felt that.*

[@thesavagejax8123]

Mark: "I promised myself I wouldn't play this game again unless someone paid me to do it" Alienware: * in a meeting * Well we're someone, we have money, let's make him play the game again

[@ScoopOfButter]

"I'm so happy I have the opportunity to play this again." You can hear the pain in his voice.

[@carbr0z305]

Read my name

[@allforone2435]

Hahahaha

[@arronalt]

*Sponsored by alienware*

[@OliAtypical]

"The Bee" - by Mark E. F. The bee is my power word, It's the word that gives me strength; Inspires me to go further, farther, higher, faster, better, Stronger. No one can stop me once I Find the bee. Have you ever found a bee? I think not. For if you did you would not know And if you don't know, how could you did? No one knows. No one did. No one's done. No one will. So says bee and so says me. A B C D but then there's three. Take me under The umbral beast. I will see myself to Greece. All will know the epic fleece. "The La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Laaa" - by Mark E. F. I have done it. I am am the best that ever Did anything forever, In the history of literally ever. Oh my god, Please don't end it like thusly. Don't end it like thusly. Ok. It's all good. I will make this. Ok. Ok. Can you jump through it? Wait. Can you jump over it? AH! Oh my god. I made it. Oh my god. I made it. What is the point of this? Oh, what do you do? Corn cob? "Lizard tail" - by Mark E. F. Oh, lizard tail. Lizard tail. Oh, how it wails. The swarted adventure of the tail. The beast it hails. Oh, it sails. Look out for this; The mighty tail.

[@nyanya-ray7235]

THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!!

[@shadowtrickster5117]

I have read this 5 times and still laughing like a maniac. Thank you

[@kalysian]

This is the kind of bull your english teacher so gracelessly throws in your face and demands you find meaning out of every inane syllable when frankly literally any loose wrinkly anus would hold more meaningful shit than the myriad stanzas of verbal diarrhea they slapped down in front of you.

[@Redwan777]

@@kalysian lol

[@lollatirapelli9965]

Mark is truly a poet😌

[@Roo_Bear]

Mark: I'm not playing anymore, I'm done. Completely Alienware: I THINK NOT

[@Kistofer94]

9:00....I literally died, my heart stopped beating and I watched as my very soul left my body And while it slowly floated away, it whispered.."Powered by Intel"

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Why did this make me laugh so hard

[@ZombieCraft-ds4bm]

His eyes

[@Jayberisk3793]

Mark at the beginning at the episode: "Only 400 meters left" Mark not even 5 minutes later: *has already fallen back to were he was 5(?) episodes ago* Edit: Not even 10 minutes later: *is back to where he was when he started*

[@matthewwilliams8267]

He took 1 step forward, 3 steps back 4 steps forward, 15 steps back, then 16 forward. So. Not a lot of progress forward

[@matthewwilliams8267]

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no

[@EShelleton]

You just spoiled it for me! Lol. Assumed it would happen anyways.

[@ChipzChopz]

I will never play this game

[@duckduck5728]

Also dang mark got up there even faster than before

[@Imnotfunny-pb6bi]

lol when he said "I promised myself I wouldn't play this game anymore, unless someone payed me," I immediately though Del Monte...

[@brentonalber1554]

Still waiting forever r that sponsorship video.

[@sanddry738]

*Red Hot Hotsauce watches from bushes ominously*

[@0wnleeWun]

Mark: "... I don't think that every waking moment is pain and torture. My life isn't just full of agony, stabbing into my brain... powered by Intel" 😂

[@alliedawareness2202]

Sees thumbnail* me: "MARK NO" Lixian: "Ah shit, here we go agian!"

[@TanyaSapienVintage]

Pogostuck, home, at least it was before I fucked everything up.

[@Einola_0.0]

Alienware:"MARK YES"

[@smilemore7431]

This video: (Inconsolable screams) (Moment of silence) “...” “The Alienware Gaming PC has full HD-“

[@RandomImaginings]

Ima just leave a comment since the first two seem to be bots. Mark's pitch between the unfathomable rage and calm collected advertisements is 👌.

[@smilemore7431]

@Ever Grey I’m just happy that the bots find my comment worthy of tainting.

[@RandomImaginings]

@@smilemore7431 😆 The tainting is strong in the original comment.

[@wotherepal5056]

Mark: *Done with this game* AlienWare: Haha mark go BRRRR *sponsors* Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@rosefire3003]

Dude when mark got ALL the way sent back my head started hurting for the man XD

[@sykeelend2458]

Mood though, honestly. XD

[@childhoodtraumakid4063]

I think Mark remaining "calm" while raging is the scariest rage I've seen..

[@dakodahartley9166]

Alienware: “Yes send this man a PC for our sponsor” Employee: “Oh so one of the cheaper ones” Owner: “No send him a desk”

[@kenjihermida224]

SmallestYeti [GD] n3thhj

[@glorvalmacglorvas6082]

Gotta make sure its enough payment to do it.

[@dakodahartley9166]

I mean your not wrong

[@thepmanvr4966]

They sent my man an entire setup!

[@austinnevill6587]

I can't even find a deak like the one they sent him online.

[@ChemTreeGuitar]

This technically the longest ad I’ve ever seen, because it’s him suffering while every 3 minutes remembering to say something about Alienware or intel

[@theroyalnapkin379]

Brought to you by Alienware

[@tiffanyandrade2705]

Those VAT19 videos where its a compilation of ads

[@aiaprabetterson1027]

Mark: I promised myself I wouldn't play this game unless someone paid me *includes paid promotion*

[@danielhagen3739]

Mark: vibing Alienware: wanna have a chair, desk an a PC, some headphones an some money? Mark: for what Alienware: to play a game Mark: ok :) *Signs paper* Alienware:btw the game is pogostuck Mark: 0_0 *PTSD flashbacks*

[@warboss3686]

Aka 3:22

[@vidhi6814]

also headphones...

[@theevildalek5425]

...Does this mean that Mark hates Pogostuck more then Getting Over It?! He finished Getting Over It without getting paid...but someone needs to pay him to beat Pogostuck! ... *DAMN*

[@sadisticspirit1460]

Im pretty sure hes hates this game more than vanish now

[@diogocasstro]

do you think that getting over it seems calmer than pogostuck?

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

i mean getting over it doesn't have bs instant death axes

[@Lely2.0]

Getting over it is waaaay easier and forgiving that this bullshit

[@ZorokiMokoi]

Wait until they release the other game with Bennett foddy in it, then let the madness commence.

[@sadstardust]

Imagine if brands that commonly sponsor KZbinrs just make it an inside joke to continuously sponsor Mark every once in a while to keep the pogstuck series going

[@AshleyGossett]

THAT would be fricken hilarious.

[@zeekthephantom]

Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And This Video Is Sponsored By RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

[@Lanesra62905]

Markiplier is a scammer KZbinr. He begged for money even tho he is a multi-millionaire. The GoFundMe for Miranda is still up after two years and the goal have been reached. Miranda is probably a hired actor too

[@imsippingtea0890]

Anybody that comes to the comment replies do not reply to these spammers.

[@crunchysnickers5384]

@@imsippingtea0890 Yep. Even if it's tempting to just hurt them with words, just report them.

[@never5692]

Marks old chair: "this is what happens when you replace me"

[@JonathanHecht]

Mark: "I never want to touch this game again!" Alienware: "U want money?" Mark: "NO PLEASE!" Alienware: "moneeeeeeeeeey mark" Mark: : "I don't want to go back!" Alienware: "DO IT!"

[@vbvh9222]

Mark has no choice... DO IT!

[@breakingbenjamin555]

Dew it

[@johnnythunder1269]

Hispanic Fence-sitter stew it

[@hunter_does_art]

Alternate title: Pogostuck: the return of riddle mark

[@chuckdontjudge]

"The BEE is the word that gives me power and how could you know if you knew" lmao Mark......what the Kentucky fried fuck are you talking about buddy lol

[@waywardwallaby6595]

Mark: *starts raging so cuts to advertising the product*

[@VioletDeathRei]

Honesty it's a good advertisement.

[@me-oo1fr]

jackson kye good move by alienware bahahaha

[@waywardwallaby6595]

@@VioletDeathRei Mark has the voice for it

[@gregtheidiot]

Mark: * $çrëæm$ * Alienware: Thats our que!

[@Sw0rdsMan777]

Mark: "Bee is the word that makes me Stronger" "Oasis"

[@malkshayke]

OASIS O A S I S O A S I S

[@San-lh8us]

i did not get it

[@yoshicastle]

mark's power phrase: THERE ARE BEES IN THE OASIS

[@AurelioArellPequeño]

@@San-lh8us Oasis

[@San-lh8us]

@@AurelioArellPequeño is it a reference to something that happened in unus annus? if so, can you tell me which video?

[@izzy-qg9mq]

the amount of times mark said “the bees” 13. he screamed “THE BEEEE” 13 times.

[@iansoliz3040]

@KYS [5th Main Account] @KYS [5th Main Account] don't you got a diaper to change??

[@Hi-xs7cx]

Dies in game: “...” Markiplier: “Markiplier exe. Has shut down”

[@giggabiite4417]

When u die in the game, your dreams, they die in real life.

[@creature5966]

*Hoppy is the most underrated movie character of 2020* edit: (Did you even notice hoppy the first time you watched the video?)

[@HazeEcho]

I noticed Hoppy too :D

[@HexIsme]

Level 1 pissed off Mark: Loud, frequent, jokey complaints Level 2 pissed off Mark: Louder, more frequent, less jokey complaints Level 3 pissed off Mark: Obviously frustrated, punctuated with angry screaming Level 4 pissed off Mark: Chair abuse Level 5 pissed off Mark: Dead inside. ... And outside.

[@thechickenisnotamused8663]

Summed it up perfectly 😂

[@soilthestillborn4949]

And the absolute end of his rage is when he starts naming riddles

[@thechickenisnotamused8663]

So you gonna comment on every post

[@belled395]

@KYS [5th Main Account]ok you can be skeptical but saying miranda was a hired actor is rude, that family lost a child.

[@skyetan86]

Guys, don't reply to the guy, just report his comments.