A Little Piece of Heaven - The Cinema Snob

[@scitechian]

"If you don't get me a girl, I won't play Heaven with you anymore." That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard. That could mean SO MANY different things, and NOT ONE of them doesn't involve jail time.

[@Unknown-bq9id]

That scene is so wrong on so many levels...

[@Unknown-bq9id]

There is not a cop on Earth who WOULDN'T be suspicious if he/she heard that, let me tell you (even INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU would be suspicious)...

[@memorra]

Oh thank you, I'm not the only one who heard that really weird subtext.

[@lillianward2810]

That line needs to go into a horror movie stat- although maybe it’s already in one.

[@juliahornback2843]

it's also insulting to the mentally challenged

[@aaronsouthan7798]

"You're black!?"- Kirk Cameron

[@lezlethal]

That wasn't in the script. That was Kirk's genuine reaction when he saw him, so they just kept it.

[@markusnavergard2387]

I bet thats his real life reaction to.

[@foxymetroid]

I'd imagine a normal kidnapper would at least do some very basic research on his target before he goes to the trouble of drugging said target's brownie before said kidnapping.

[@lizzychrome7630]

I shrieked out loud with laughter at that line. That one caught me by surprise.

[@asifmetal666]

White privilege or white supremacist really do exist early Hollywood years.

[@HyruleSwordsman94]

You know, when Belinda Carlisle told us Heaven is a place on Earth... I don't think this is what she meant.

[@winterlucy]

I was looking for a comment like this 😂

[@minxstole93]

Best comment I've read so far for this video! Kudos! This deserves way more likes!

[@blakedavis1852]

They say in Heaven, kidnapping and child labour comes first. Well, Kirk Cameron said so anyway.

[@DarkmanPoe]

Brad is a proper homeboy.

[@troin3925]

CaseX This comment has been Lloyd Approved!

[@LabMatt]

I love how IMDb uses the word "kidnap" with quotation marks. Quit the bullshit, that's exactly what he does!

[@MightyMewtron]

shhh youve seen how whiny kirk cameron gets when people call his films what they are...

[@MrChaotic4]

Your avatar pic makes me question if you really think that.

[@princesstamika]

@@MrChaotic4 probably has no self awareness.

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

Oh thank you I thought I was the only one who noticed! There's no sugar coating this, it's fucking kidnap! 😂

[@koichidignitythief7429]

What's bullshit is that there are three glowing reviews for this movie that keep it from getting the 1 star it deserves. I wish imdb can give movies like this 0 stars.

[@LittleMissLounge]

"I promise this will be the last one," said the definitely not serial killer.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Said the definitely not child molester, who is a religious zealot who lures children to his home and controls them by threatening that they won't go to heaven if they don't do what he says.

[@edwardtjbrown1979]

@@noahkarpinski1824 now Now. Stop makimg fun of The Catholic Church.

[@kenthuang436]

Said the white guy who kidnaps a black child to work on a farm against his will!

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

This could be a really intense movie if it was a character study with a very serious tone. A young man with a disabled sister must try and maintain the farm, care for his sister, participate in his church and his volunteer work at the orphanage and all this strain wears him so thin that he snaps. He kidnaps kids from the orphanage, tells them a crazy story to keep them there on the farm with his sister and to help out with the chores all while he spirals into madness. Martin Scorsese would direct.

[@Tareltonlives]

This is Psychological thriller material.

[@notthatbitchagain6857]

Screen Play by Steven King. ( racist Senator or horror writer is up to you)

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

@@notthatbitchagain6857 could be co-written by both of them.

[@matthatter56]

@@notthatbitchagain6857 OMG I was just telling my mom about something about Stephen King (the writer) and my mom thought I meant the racist senator.

[@cassandrapearsall4328]

I want to see that now

[@unnamedmuffin]

This movie takes a bold stance by saying that drugging, kidnapping, and brainwashing children is not as bad as it appears at first glance. Truly, this is an inspiration for all the aspiring kidnappers out there!

[@johnherb4243]

I'm sure their happy theres finally a movie that has a protagonist they can imagine themselves as.

[@kenthuang436]

And child labor/slavery! Don’t forget about that!

[@dancepiglover]

I know this movie is fiction, but I'm so disturbed and even angry about the psychological abuse the main character inflicted on those children and his sister! And the GALL this movie has to treat this as a good thing is just sickening!

[@tultsi93]

Merry Christmas! : D

[@leslieannvanhumbeck9444]

It's just a movie. Lighten up.

[@kenthuang436]

Kirk Cameron literally kidnaps a black kid and forces him to work on his farm. This “family” movie depicts literal enslavement and that is something to be very very concerned with.

[@commanderlopan]

The brownie with the "Don't Tell" label really, genuinely, truly put a shiver down my spine. It's that moment where you don't exactly gasp or make a shocked sound ... you just stop breathing and gawk. Somebody signed off on this. Somebody released funds to produce it. Somebody committed this to media and distributed it. How? Also, something about the special-needs sister throwing a tantrum, refusing to "play heaven" anymore seriously tweaked something in my brain. In the words of snobs everywhere, "what the fuck, movie?"

[@danstiver9135]

This movie NEEDS to be given the KZbin horror movie editing treatment. Add scary background music and quick choppy edits and you’ve got yourself pure horror gold.

[@MarquisLeary34]

Some lucky film student somewhere has gotten an editing project straight from....well, Heaven...

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

It has Kirk Cameron in it... what do you need edits for???

[@JenMistress]

Damn, try doing this movie now a days. If it had one ounce of realism, it would end with Kirk Cameron not being allowed within 50 feet of kids. Shoot, half expected Chris Hansen to pop up any moment.

[@EmberMcLain87]

wouldnt put it past pure flix to remake this with kirk on board

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

'Hello Kirk.... Why don't you have a seat..... '

[@mrbump28]

@@Bulletproof_Trump hahahagahaha

[@joshuafahrney4536]

He would be shot where I live. 😉😀😁😂

[@kenthuang436]

He would be sentenced to a very long term in federal prison because he violated laws against slavery and also for the drugging and kidnapping of said slave and forcing him to never leave the farm or be seen by anyone.

[@simonding4399]

I'm sure there's a Criminal Minds episode with almost exactly the same plot line......

[@kap1618]

I saw the SVU episode about this.

[@gilwood7530]

BEST COMMENT EVER !

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

Needs more Garcia tho

[@nixiscartwright5521]

@@kap1618 where's Mariska Hargitay when you need her...?

[@koenvandamme6901]

That angel costume is hilarious. He looks like he was assaulted by a door-to-door Christmas lights salesman.

[@KyleRayner12]

More like he assaulted a door-to-door Christmas light salesman.

[@hew2356]

He's the true "Open-Window Maniac!"

[@kenthuang436]

Those free standing Christmas lights lawn decorations look better than the angel outfit.

[@kieranelliott5607]

This is legitimately terrifying.

[@DasKame]

Best Horror Movie Ever.... it's suppose to be a Horror Movie right?

[@marclewis5505]

Damn right it is. What the fuck Kirk Cameron?!

[@lich109]

When you said the opening I thought you were just using hyperbole, that he actually was supposed to be an angel who takes dead kids to his version of heaven. Finding out you weren't kidding about that though, holy shit. Could we get Sarah's reaction to seeing this movie?

[@9Godslayer]

After watching the review, I wish it had been.

[@kenthuang436]

Now imagine the Nostalgia Critic’s reaction if he ever saw the pure insanity of this movie. He’d probably end up giving himself a stroke from all the screaming.

[@whyyaskkwhyy]

"OK GUY'S, I GOT AN IDEA! WHAT IF THERE WERE A MOVIE ABOUT A GUY WHO STOLE KIDS FOR HIS MENTALLY HANDICAPPED SISTER?" "Oh, so it's a horror film?" "OH! Um, no." "... Jim, did you... did you..." "NO! NO, I DIDN'T DO IT AGAIN WHAT NO." "... Ok, let's do it so we can argue we didn't know so we won't be implicated."

[@GoodVolition]

God that guy is just always saving Christmas. We need him now more than ever to save us from the tyranny of Starbucks cups and Happy Holidays.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Cameron Goode And Keurigs!

[@CyberSonic8]

@@EddieHawkinsII Due to its rapidly increasing "so bad it's good" status, and my own fondness for the Snob's review of the first one, I would pay good money for a Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas 2. Or better to review "This ain't Saving Christmas a XXXmas parody". Make this happen wood rocket, it is the holidays... =D

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Ahh... a porno that connects sexual toys and fetishes to Christmas and the Bible.

[@jacksullivan4741]

And weirdos who kidnap children wait

[@BobbyDrake2000]

Kirk wouldn't be out of place in a Silent Night, Deadly Night sequel. Just putting that out there.

[@jamesryan6008]

Don't give anyone ideas.

[@fusioncannon]

@@jamesryan6008 too late!

[@Seanatonin]

that should be a thing.

[@Whiskeey666]

Tobias Christopher he would be perfekt to play a young pedo

[@SpeedyEric1]

@@Whiskeey666 I was just thinking that, too.

[@slashingkatie7872]

First off if Kirk was struggling to care for his sister, then he needed to put her in a home. I know it’s an unpleasant thought but sometimes you can’t care for a mentally ill on your own. Second why did no one report that mom who abused the girl?! People will call CPS if kids play outside but not if they’re getting beaten in public. I’m convinced the little boy grew up to be D’Andre in Saving Christmas. That’s why he’s at Kirk’s Christmas party

[@slashingkatie7872]

DarkWizard33451 that’s the only logic I can think was behind it. “Oh he’s a teenager who doesn’t know what to do? Shenanigans!”

[@princesstamika]

mentally ill is not the same as mentally disabled/having an intellectual disability. why do people keep saying that?

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Thing about CPS is that today people call people who let their kids walk home alone abusers, back then what the mother was doing was only a few steps beyond what was considered "good old fashioned parenting"

[@ACETYGRA]

@@rowantree2881 Why didn't the pharmacist report that woman?

[@redvelvetunderground]

@@noahkarpinski1824 no it's not noah shut up

[@mindlessgonzo]

I nearly spat out milk from the Chris Hansen joke!

[@imbatmanhi3363]

"your black" jesus christ i was drinking hot coffee

[@Seanatonin]

there is a joke there, I don't wanna go to internet jail.

[@Amitlu]

I couldnt stop wheezing from sheer surprise.

[@sweetchristmas101]

And that's why you should only drink empty cups of hot coco.

[@Jon.A.Scholt]

You're*

[@grantkastel2757]

nothing says a holiday movie like blatant racism

[@Never_heart]

Such great representation of mental illness.... Truly the next rendition of Forrest Gump

[@whoknowswhocares885]

I think Forrest was more oblivious then mentally ill

[@stranget92]

Don't forget Mom's Night Out.

[@phreakazoith2237]

Naa, I'm not satisfied. Why not include Simple Jack to add more goofy farm madness?

[@9Godslayer]

Right? Move over, What's Eating Gilbert Grape!

[@loneshewolf74]

The sister is mentally challenged, not mentally ill. There's a difference. Although just about everyone in the movie is living proof that human beings can live without a brain at all.

[@tgraham2736]

Can a movie be arrested? -a darn good question Snob!

[@IronOverlord]

How does an entire group of writers, actors, crew or whatever just COMPLETELY miss how fucked up this thing was? I need a shower after watching this one.

[@kenthuang436]

Well at least this thing isn’t nearly as insulting or offensive as Sia’s Music was. I mean when even Autism Speaks harshly criticizes your movie and refuses to acknowledge it as a work of art, you know you’ve screwed up big time.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

​@@kenthuang436 Speaking as someone with autism, this is far worse.

[@germanvisitor2]

This deserves to be remade as a slasher movie.

[@JesterPrince]

And psychological horror, where slowly Kirk's character turns more abusive and threatening, ending up killing the poor kids, maybe abused kid being only survivor because she saw the signs.

[@maggiekoch9348]

@@JesterPrince Exactly, to quote the very similar, and deadly, "the Paper Boy": "If you won't be a part of my family, you won't be ANYONE'S family!"

[@TheKML777]

"The next movie will be pretty lame in comparison." Tempting Fate, Brad Jones' favorite hobby.

[@POLE7645]

Yearly reminder that Kirk Cameron's former popularity was just as unexplainable as his current one. Even back then.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Kirk vs Clay: Final Justice

[@germanvisitor2]

@Brandon Roberts Kirk seems to believe his own lies, Ray Comfort is just a troll who is willing to play the dunce if that means more revenue.

[@GamesFromSpace]

For certain values of "popular". I'd say recognizable instead.

[@colleen4ever]

He's still popular?!

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

@@colleen4ever That's what I thought lol. I honestly didn't think he went very far past 'Growing Pains' Blows my mind when I remember that's the show Di'Caprio started out on. Yin & Yang

[@BuddyL]

"WTF?!" doesn't even begin to describe the pure 😨 of this flick. I think Brad has finally found a film more bugnuts than questioning whether or not he's part of Fat Grandma's imagination.

[@noahmessarge]

This review is destined to be a cinema snob classic

[@patrickkelmer6290]

It is.

[@philliprudin5315]

Never before had I heard a films description from brad and my guttural reaction being NOOOOO and WRONG

[@Never_heart]

The only other time I had that reaction was the Taming of Rebecca. I fucking watched Calligula and this shit fucked me up!

[@nathanclark2424]

Well if this movie proves anything, Kirk Cameron is a man of his word. Too bad his word involves kidnapping children and doing the worm, but it's a word nonetheless.

[@DasKame]

Never before had I heard a films description from brad and think he is joking

[@nathanclark2424]

@@Never_heart I think the reason for that is because caligula is divorced from reality and you cant really imagine it happen in real life, or your life. But A Little Piece Of Heaven? This is disturbingly close to what some kidnappers do, or what we imagine them to do.

[@mathieuleader8601]

the whole kidnap and dressing up as an angel reminds me of the South Park episode Child Abduction is Not Funny whereby the abductor dressed up as the Ghost of Christmas Present and abducted the kids of the Town of South Park

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

Wouldn't actually surprise me if this is where they got that idea from...

[@taycarroll1124]

Actually the guy was dressed as the spirit of human kindness

[@Tareltonlives]

This whole movie is like a South Park episode...only played seriously

[@TheRealNormanBates]

8:16 A movie where a white guy kidnaps a black person and makes them work on a farm? I've never heard of anything like _that_ ever happening! Is this taking place in the south?

[@talynhastime9343]

How is..how is this at all an inspiring or feel-good story whatsoever? He's committing a crime. Several crimes. I know it's a lot to ask, but couldn't Kirk's character have maybe struck a deal with the orphanage where they have the kids sign up to work and play on the farm? It'd be like a field trip sort of thing -- the kids get to spend time with animals and his sister, and the sister gets kids to play with, and *no laws are broken in the process* . And Kirk's character gets free labor from the kids, other than what he probably would need for snacks and juice and such. It would be a voluntary thing, of course, but kids love farm animals, so there would have to be at least a handful that would want to feed some pigs or pet some goats.

[@eratoisyourmuse659]

That would be too sane and rational.

[@ohc1492]

I believe that's the judge's sentence at the end... keep doing what you're doing.. but now protected by the law, as every privileged well-intentioned white boy should..

[@talynhastime9343]

@@ohc1492 Oh yeah I understand that, but he didn't NEED to commit a crime to get that sort of arrangement, and it bothers me that Kirk Cameron's character thought of kidnapping kids instead of 1) Reporting abuse of the girl to the authorities, and 2) Coming forward to the orphanage with the proposal I outlined so that he and his sister would get help and companionship. Like, who THINKS "let's kidnap kids"? Is his character just so intellectually and creatively stunted that he thinks "I can't get it immediately, better take it instead." Children that don't have proper negotiating skills do shit like that, not grown-ass adults.

[@geth7112]

He could have least not told them they were dead

[@kenthuang436]

You forgot about the federal law involving forcing someone to become a slave. It’s a really serious matter if you e charged with it and will land you a minimum of 20 years in federal prison. Add in kidnapping and hostage charges and you’ve now got a sentence of 30 years if you’re lucky. It would probably be even more considering what Kirk did to the black kid.

[@SpongeyTheEditor]

I like to think these Kirk Cameron movies are set in the same universe.

[@phantomzone2725]

Kirkverse

[@yasin_GD]

@@phantomzone2725 The Cameron extended cinematic universe

[@pauldecker4630]

The thing that gets me most is that they could have done most of the same story if he just ADOPTED THE KIDS NORMALLY! He could have called child protective services, then felt guilty and adopted the little girl himself. Sure it's contrived but it wouldn't be horrifying.

[@mrmonty86]

Place your bets that Kirk does this to his kids in real life.

[@kenthuang436]

@mrmonty86 He can’t! He doesn’t have a black kid to make his own personal slave.

[@TheCrazyTalkKid]

I like the little black kid. He's like a little Mr. T. It would have been awesome if a tiny version of the A-Team defeated creepy Kirk Cameron and ended up with them saving Christmas. Edit: Tiny Murdock would be amazing.

[@waterandafter]

The kid is Jussie Smolet.

[@alextalarico4930]

Thank you Brad. I am now naming my firstborn child, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Great review, Brad! That was one f'ed up movie, and they tried to call it a family picture... I mean, a FAM-ULL-EE PICK-CHA. And yeah, that scene in the store with that poor girl getting slapped. Kirk and the cashier may have done nothing, but I'll tell ya, if I were in a store and I saw a parent slapping their kid around like that, I'd kick their ass up and down the street. Funniest part here was when Kirk pulled back the covers and said, "you're black!" Reminds me of that scene in Lethal Weapon 2. "But...but... you're black."

[@kellydavis3219]

I cracked up so bad at "this movie needs an ADULT!!" at 7:17

[@5roundsrapid263]

Brad looks incredibly phallic in the thumbnail...

[@SigEpBlue]

@Иов Борецкий дед мороз! :D

[@majdo007]

Mr Mushroom?

[@jrjoanes]

Ahhh this is so creepy. This feels like bad a sequel to Of Mice and Men

[@BigK13372]

jrjoanes I’m amazed the sister didn’t kill the little girl by hugging her, petting her and calling her George.

[@kap1618]

Between the kidnapping, stereotyping of African Americans, the absolutely offensive depiction of someone with mental health problems, belittling of actual child abuse, and the bias and inept presentation of the police and justice system I can't decide what more disgusts me. I love to hear from any commenters about what about this movie is the most horrific.

[@kenthuang436]

You forgot the literal enslavement of a black kid. That’s so many levels of cringe right there.

[@adamcheek2244]

We just watched Deep Impact for a quiz in my film class a couple weeks ago, also directed by Mimi Leder. And she directed this too? Oh...my god.

[@rancherogt8037]

After seeing this review Kirk Cameron makes Neil Breen movies seem sane

[@WAMTAT]

Kirk and Neil need to collaborate.

[@yogisie]

This was nominated for an Emmy: 1992, Outstanding Individual Achievement in Music Composition for a Miniseries or a Special . Seriously!!

[@COYOTEBILLSROADHOUSE]

How disturbing. The people who made this movie should be on the FBI watch list.

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

So...his punishment was to continue doing the thing he was doing already? That would be like punishing Jeffrey Dahmer by forcing him to eat people. It kind of defeats the purpose of punishing him in the first place.

[@ajajempizzazz593]

So I guess the lesson is you can do whatever horrible things you want and you can and will get away with it if the kids you have Stockholmed tell the judge that you’re not such a bad person!

[@adrienfourniercom]

I didn't know "Room" was a remake.

[@D0ug1997]

@Jason Clough You are not the first to make that mistake, and you won't be the last.

[@mrcritical6751]

This movie needs to be remade by the same person who made Room

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Never thought I'd see the day where a Christmas movie starring a young Kirk Cameron that is more nuts than the one with the growed up Kirk Cameron... Also, considering the fact that Lacey Chabert is in this, I'm pretty sure this is where the writers of Modern Family Guy got their inspiration for Meg's Flanderization.

[@benhramiak8781]

Someone needs to do a crossover of old fashioned and saving Christmas, but frame it like Freddy vs Jason.

[@MrChaotic4]

We kind of have it in the form of this movie.

[@sylviaphillips5803]

"you were in the young frankenstein! and the oogieloves."

[@EYTPS]

Shockingly, this got an Emmy nomination for its music

[@jacobellison1763]

Why does this movie feel like one of the odder episodes of Criminal Minds?

[@dragonmaster613]

I can never watch this clipshow again because of this comment. *aaaaaah*

[@MrChaotic4]

If you thought that Saving Christmas was batshit insane... it is. But this is worse!

[@jimbrown8026]

Loomis??? This the spinoff to Halloween that we don't deserve!

[@koryschulein7778]

Well this movie is scarier than most of the Halloween sequels.

[@lezlethal]

Now we know why Micheal Meyers turned out the way he did, everyone in that Loomis family is insane.

[@DasKame]

But its more creeping than many other Halloween Movies

[@10GaugeManiac]

the pig farm actually disposes of the bodies Michael Meyers leaves behind. Freddy and Jason are on the waiting list.

[@kaylacolgan]

Merry Christmas, Brad Jones.

[@andrewmccormick-johnson3553]

This movie makes Miss Velma look calm and subdued and 'Fun in Balloon Land' look wholesome.

[@SteeleZack]

Was this made during Kirk Cameron's drug addiction years?

[@kenthuang436]

Kirk didn’t need to take drugs to get this crazy. Religion did it for him!

[@Canadamus_Prime]

How in the world could anyone think a movie about kidnapping children would be a family classic?

[@kenthuang436]

I saw someone write in the comments for another video (I think for the trailer) that said how “heartwarming” and “wonderful” this movie was and perfect for families. I asked the guy how drugging and kidnapping black kids and forcing them to become a literal slave perfect for families.

[@peateargryfin844]

Move over What's Eating Gilbert Grape. There's a new classic about people with developmental disabilities in town ... SERIOUSLY! Who would have thought Left Behind was somehow Kirk Cameron's most grounded movie? The Ringer had a less offensive portrayal of those with developmental disabilities. And don't even get me started on the kidnapping shit!

[@OtterPawStudios]

At least ‘The Ringer’ gave them humanity and had several actors who were actually disabled. That movie was trying to provide commentary about not mistreating them, despite missing the mark at times. This movie is straight-up ‘Simple Jack’ territory. Or more accurately, what ‘Simple Jack’ was parodying.

[@IWillBeHers]

And then the little girl (Hazel) grew up to be the girl from Christian Mingle: The Movie. Goddamnit Lacey Chabert! Pick better movies! You were Eliza Thornberry!

[@bridgetleekobold9979]

IWillBeHers and for gods sake your father invented toaster strudel

[@IWillBeHers]

@@bridgetleekobold9979 I don't think her father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased that she's been kidnapped by Kirk Cameron so she can entertain his mentally disabled sister.

[@mrcritical6751]

You were Meg

[@Alex-fv2qs]

At least this was her first acting gig Cloris Leachman decided to pick this movie after winning an Oscar,a Golden Globe and 4 Emmies

[@phantomzone2725]

Surely she could pick better movies, she was in Not Another Teen Movie.

[@MrJackblack7]

For a second I thought it was Brad doing a cover of the Avenged Sevenfold song. I had very different expectations.

[@razzdarkstar]

The story of that song was somehow less horrific than this movies plot

[@AlexGreat321]

I to was thinking of the Avenged Sevenfold song. Actually that would be a really cool schlock movie using the storyline from the song

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

_a word to the wise; when the fire dies, you think it's over but it's just begun..._

[@ExplorerDS6789]

The other day I messaged Lacey Chabert on Instagram and told her I saw this movie recently, and while I didn't think it was any good, told her I thought her performance was great. She responded and thanked me, which I didn't expect.

[@phantomzone2725]

I wonder if she was aware of how weird the story was

[@Jigglysaint]

I didn't realize that Kirk Cameron's differently abled angelic death cult would ever be a thing that I would ever type.

[@johnherb4243]

I'm not sure how to process that sentence.

[@jacobscarberry4799]

@@johnherb4243 I am still trying to make sense of this sentence.... Man this is a fucked up movie....

[@sarah98917]

How did anyone not think this was messed up?

[@NinjaLawyerSteve]

WOW!!! This movie is the kind of next-level WTF that only comes along once in a blue moon. Seriously, how did this movie even get made?

[@kinocorner3815]

Not even halfway through the review and I had to pause it twice. First time to comprehend what the fuck was going on in the movie, and second for “angel measles” which literally left me speechless before shouting “OK!” SERIOUSLY!!!

[@stranget92]

The sister's performance... WOW! OUTSTANDING! DiCaprio's performance in Gilbert Grape has nothing on this!

[@adamlindsey5795]

This might be my favorite Snob episode to date. You didn't even need to make jokes all you had to do is describe the batshit insane plot.

[@90sgrungechick5]

Brad's oh no was how I felt about the whole movie.

[@cambellfan22]

so Camerons adopted sister went full simple jack

[@mrcritical6751]

You never go full Jack

[@steved8878]

You m-m-m-made me happy.

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

Make my eyes raaaaaaaain!

[@noahvance6160]

The people who made this movie have all got g-g-g-g-good brains.

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

She's married to Lt. Dangle from Reno 911. Not joking.

[@GoodVolition]

Wow measles! Possibly also an anti-vaxxer? Nah, but it's fun to speculate.

[@colleen4ever]

Could be.....

[@drakkenmensch]

Crocoduck doesn't believe in vaccination! Polio is a liberal conspiracy.

[@Valdagast]

What a festive Christmas story. What exactly does "playing Heaven" with Kirk Cameron's developmentally challenged sister involve? I... am almost afraid to ask.

[@foxymetroid]

It's like someone went back in time and gave the movie's writer the rough draft to a rejected South Park episode and just told him to change the names of the places and people. Kirk Cameron has to have one of the craziest extended cinematic universes out there. There should be a crossover between Cameron's and Pirkle's cinematic universes.

[@Boogenhagen100]

Holiday classic indeed. Kirk Cameron is a menace and must be stopped at all costs.

[@OtioseFanatic]

I wanna see a drama like Criminal Minds to just straight-up steal this movie's plot for the villain of an episode. Would be amazing.

[@ACanuckNamedTex]

When Kirk Cameron dressed like the angel and talked to the little girl, his facial expressions made him a perfect resemblance of Ramsey Bolton from Game of Thrones.

[@aromusbaspet9032]

If only he'd rounded up a posse of twenty good men, he could have brought home all the children his sister could ever want.

[@WAMTAT]

This review is destined to become a classic

[@jtilton5]

A Family Classic, Manson Family that is.

[@akiameko1984]

Take any episode of a crime procedural show that's about a kidnapping, and replace their scenes of the kidnapper with this. I'm pretty sure you would not only get an emmy, but David Fincher would cite you as the inspiration for his next film.

[@Corgifunni]

Oh my goodness, this is like a psychological thriller stuck in a christmas movie's body

[@gyromurphy]

This is already a classic Snob episode. Seriously!

[@velvetsun2949]

You could use creepy music through the whole movie and it would work

[@Im_Laura_Jones]

Seriously some next-level what the fuck. On the plus side, I haven’t laughed that much in a while. Thanks for highlighting this gem Snob.

[@buckeyerides7104]

I have NEVER laughed so hard at a review JESUS CHRIST

[@smjaiteh]

-Who wrote this?- Who let Kirk Cameron rewrite this!?

[@mathieuleader8601]

this is not heaven its PURGATORY

[@ultimatedarkrai255]

Mathieu Leader more like hell You can get out of purgatory

[@mrcritical6751]

This is The Bad Place

[@ajajempizzazz593]

Oh this is definitely Hell!

[@cassandrapearsall4328]

I legit wanna see this as a modern thriller remake

[@bluecoin3771]

It is our patriotic duty to make sure Kirk Cameron never makes another goddamn Christmas movie. I am legitimately worried about what he's gonna do with his next Christmas movie. It might involve him starting his own cult.

[@mrmonty86]

A very special Law & Order SVU.

[@markiangooley]

The clips are painful to watch. I can’t imagine watching the whole thing...

[@dragonmaster613]

Truly, Snob was a brave soul. His mental sacrifice will not be in vain. *plays TAPS for the fallen brain cells*

[@phantomzone2725]

Imagine DIRECTING the movie. I mean, I'm glad Mimi made Deep Impact, which threw this movie to the obscurity, but still...

[@nicklager1666]

If this doesnt have Kirk drinking a empty cup of hot coco im gonna call humbug on this.

[@IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE]

While you’re calling humbug, please also call the cops!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Got any Saving Christmas Blend Coffee?

[@sfighter0085]

Okay, for some reason I'm starting to appreciate "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" a lot more. I mean I'm glad this movie flew under my radar in the 90's. This movie just has "Wrong" written all over it. I mean, just the plot alone is a warning flag, an orphaned Farmer kidnaps two children so they can be playmates for his mentally disabled sister. And yet by the end of the movie, everyone's okay with it, even the kidnapped kids, and Kirk's character is basically "rewarded" for his misdeed. At least with "Saving Christmas", the plot was batshit insane for it to be so bad its good, but this movie, despite some good filmmaking and decent performances, has its morals mixed up. Great episode.

[@SJTreeHugger]

I can't tell you how many times I said "No" and shook my head in disbelief throughout this. Damn, this movie is a wild ride of insanity from beginning to end.

[@Mattblaze1477]

Jesus this was fucking great, Merry Christmas Snob, Thanks for making these reviews man. One of the most underrated youtubers.

[@adj789]

I can't be the only one that has been watching Brad since TGWTG because of the sheer obscurity of his movie picks

[@5roundsrapid263]

adj789 I’ve been watching him since the TGWTG days, too.

[@liliesrnice]

Where is Jason Voorhees when you need him??

[@MinkiBlue]

Well they did have a headstone for Loomis, so I'd have to guess he's down the street at Michael's house wondering if it's ok to go back outside yet

[@Nightshift10000]

Kirk, Tell Me about the Rabbits

[@markusnavergard2387]

This will end like Jonestown aint it?