A Man Who Hates Bad Writing Plays Minecraft Story Mode: Episode 2

I feel sorry for Patton Oswalt. He voices the main character
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[@RTGame]

We're doing a complete playthrough of this game now. I'll be streaming from the start of Episode 3 when this comment is 30 minutes old

[@twilo1015]

Oh fuck here we go

[@Ozzimation]

Oh good god

[@remoquillojosemiguel1105]

Wonder how jesse will react to your Minecraft labor camps

[@tomjackal5708]

ohhhhhhhh boy i mean i can't sit in on this one unfortunately but good luck

[@achicken21]

Ooh man sorry dude

[@thepigerians7634]

The F-bomb will work because they can’t handle swearing on that Christian Minecraft server.

[@Tinypro2005]

Unless it's a pissed off admin

[@DaniFold]

fuck i didnt know that

[@3dsoup147]

Im gonna say the f word oh no Freedom

[@yokai59loi36]

And they had the decency to put the word crap.

[@lostaccount8222]

They can’t say F in the server but Soren can say damn. Hmmmmmmmmm

[@sergeantpanther678]

I think Minecraft Story mode is just Pro-Roblox propaganda.

[@TheMojaveLamp]

This makes too much sense

[@PrismLight5]

*You know too much*

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

i mean roblox isn’t a bad game

[@09razpup]

Roblox games have better writing than this

[@a2m841]

We just need a Roblox Story Mode where we are just in a high school tycoon server

[@YukiKurosame]

oh so this is that "Edelgard" ive been seeing so much of in fire emblem

[@alyssaolson7964]

@Blake Morrison When I told my sister about 3H's Petra she remembered this game instead and screamed "NO" in my face

[@agentboi4794]

@Blake Morrison Petra from Brawlhalla

[@oracleiscool]

edelgard/Petra canon

[@scrawnytony3174]

@@alyssaolson7964 don’t let her play the last of us

[@solairewithanm9a163]

@@agentboi4794 I think you mean goku

[@marcury4137]

“ok so we’re gonna need you to sound upset for this next line” Guy: “alright got it” Guy: “ OH no MY maCHINE. oh MY COWS.”

[@snatcherlover]

Lmfaoo

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

Same with the girl that goes infinitely into the air “oH No, sO HIgH SO VeRy HiGH” so much emotion in one line

[@spiritsoul108]

I was trying so hard not to laugh at 3am when I heard the line from the girl going high up and the dude with the cow It was just sooo bad XD

[@aisha5156]

Spiritsoul108 It was terrible!💀

[@lostaccount8222]

When you smoke too much “Oh No So HiGh. So VeRy HiGh”

[@connorm632]

*RTGame will try to forget that*

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

*T R Y*

[@MitskulpCh36]

RTGame failed to forget that

[@dandanthedandan7558]

*RTGame is now depressed*

[@reshzy3807]

*RTgame has dysentery*

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

RTGame will NOT remember that.

[@Sachiko268]

Mom said it’s my turn to use the plot device

[@amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790]

Summer Rose no

[@bobbobinton5106]

best comment here

[@BobaFluffyUnicorn]

Mhm

[@imconfused5705]

The malice within RT's voice grows greater and greater with each passing episode

[@drawnwithlove3499]

*heart

[@GuyNamedBarry]

Ellegard : (tries to make command block) Ivor (last episode) : _has command block and uses it to make modified wither_

[@squirtthesquid]

Alby King contradictions everywhere

[@3dsoup147]

modified lighter

[@magalimizuki3752]

*Petra has nether star, only dropped by wither* Petra sees soul sand and 2 wither skulls: *Confused screaming*

[@midnightangel256]

I like your comment But I do not wish to be the ass who changes the likes from 666 to 667 So I have told you in the comments instead

[@GuyNamedBarry]

@@midnightangel256 ok thanks bro

[@ciredan8888]

sometimes you need to swear on the christian minecraft server in order to save the christian minecraft server

[@heskelator3240]

ciredan The f bomb is just frick

[@trickingzenith]

sam heske Watch your hecking language language on this Christian Minecraft server

[@waterlemonandfriends]

Words to live by.

[@airborneinfantry24]

Please do not swear on my Christian minecraft server.

[@voughklry8362]

Hey This is the fun police No having fun

[@GiggIes1]

game: attempts to follow minecraft physics also game: wItHERstORM, sUPER Tnt, MAgical tHINgIES AND viRuses

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

Dr Giggles Don't forget fictional sets of armour (Episode 3, 4 and 8), super-duper enchanted weapons (Episode 4), fictional items like the Amulet, Enchanted Flint and Steel (Episodes 5-8), White Pumpkins (Episode 6), a gigantic supercomputer complete with unique voice and expressive capabilities fashioned out of Redstone items alone (Episode 7) and ALTERNATE FUCKING UNIVERSES (Episodes 5-8).

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

*F BOMB* aka Meteors... ALMOST HEAVEN, WEST VIRGINIA!

[@t20kdc]

Crafting a Command Block as if it was the *first one* when we already saw a Command Block being used at the core of the Witherstorm RTGame, later, only just realizes they're making it up as they go along

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Will no one mention Jesse breaking a glass block with his face...

[@smokemidigofoolish5797]

That One Wormy Meme Guy technically mods could be different universes

[@thatpenguinn]

"Soren created the F-Bomb, capable of destroying everything" "It's real, I *swear* " David cage???

[@geoman265.]

YoU'vE dOnE iT aGaIn

[@shantalperalta9463]

David cage youve done it again

[@scarycheesesticks1435]

He’s done it again.

[@janreiafrica]

"I'm okay! The ground broke my fall" - RTGame

[@PieStudios]

Cute pfp

[@Whatismusic123]

Pie Studios fucking weeb

[@andreweeb0331]

@@Whatismusic123 fucking weeb

[@MoonPatch]

@@andreweeb0331 fucking weeb

[@dingdawng]

Beat me to it

[@josefikrakowski]

When someone drops the F-Bomb on your christian minecraft server so you politely tell them that un-lawful language goes against gods teachings

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

"This is a Christian server!"

[@DodgeThatAttack]

Jessie: "FRICK OFF" Wither storm: "nope! Not in my Christian minecraft server!" _Wither storm has left the game_

[@Hnasbap5521]

It isn't the wither's server

[@camdenewing7501]

@@Hnasbap5521 whoosh

[@FireFox2590]

The Potion Master is literally just Snape. The greasy hair, the evil vibe, the fact that everyone is considered useless, the fact he is a Potion Master, the fact that he becomes a good guy.

[@loveloveaii]

Oh crap you’re right 😭 He’s Snape without the creepy obsession with Lily

[@deadlifeseries4161]

But does Snape become a ninja?

[@SorielHDTBers]

Did you forget his name? XD

[@space5174]

They actually made a swear joke in this game. 10/10 writing.

[@beanface7408]

It's actually been raised from 0/10 to 0.1/10

[@pepperypeppers2755]

Takes quickness potion, can't move fast enough to escape. Gives everyone else slowness potion, suddenly unstoppable Logic

[@MilkCalf]

Nevermind the fact that he would have gotten slowed too

[@lb_cat007]

Or nevermind that they could kill him before he dropped the potion of slowness lol

[@MilkCalf]

Well there's nothing that shows how far anyone is from death. Everyone's capabilities are just what ever the story needs it to be.

[@18idlesuggest]

Becomes invisible Doesn't bother sneaking out

[@cynrui3471]

“It’s a swiftness potion not a quickness potion you nub” -8 year old who’s a grammar nazi

[@KatzAreAwesome101]

The f bomb? * walks up to huge monster thing * * quietly * "frick"

[@dydlus]

*monster fricking dies*

[@K1ttyGam3r]

*universe implodes*

[@Crqzy_Bot]

Watch yo profamaty.

[@nereknick8868]

Reluctant Artist *FUCK

[@kaga.mine.]

don't fricking swear

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

Wither: everyone's dead now. Soren: F*** Wither: o no, I defeated now.

[@meshasmith6810]

Lol

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

Ah yes, the most effective Weapon, Fuck, can kill anybody who uses it, thats why I’m in prison, Fuck is so powerful that it killed everyone who heard it including me, except me

[@aisha5156]

Codinhammer How the fuck does that work?

[@swanihilator6748]

@@aisha5156 I don't fucking know.

[@GeoSY]

You killed me

[@RealSelene]

i love how they use the same music for every action scene

[@lostaccount8222]

Like Pokemon uses its own theme song every intense moment They did it better though

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@lostaccount8222 at least theirs actually slaps Though I do gotta hand it to SwSh for experimenting with different themes

[@daisanity6457]

IKKOU Z!

[@ianschlembach2185]

Except for the storm. That shit SLAMS.

[@Markeplier23]

@@ianschlembach2185 agreed

[@burnpygmalion39]

1:26 “my latest and greatest creation, the command block!” *girl please they used command blocks last episode*

[@AgentBacalhau]

The F-bomb jokes removed 10 years from my life expectancy

[@lostaccount8222]

_good._

[@justwoosh]

nice

[@noahb350]

Do you realize you're now a minecraft youtuber

[@alwest4472]

Ohhhhhhhhh shit

[@Kaijudomage]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

[@BurtDoesRock]

@@Kaijudomage So you either main Cloud or not

[@ephraimevanstheelementalco2985]

@@BurtDoesRock no this isn't alpharads channel

[@sparklelobster6403]

666 likes

[@connordarvall8482]

Judging by the power of the F-bomb, the story takes place on a christian Minecraft server. With commands, an explosion of that magnitude is feasible.

[@goldenmafio9400]

You sounded so depressed while playing this

[@Urmel331]

He is

[@Camazotz-kz9wr]

Especially at the end when he realized how many episodes there are lol XD

[@dandanthedandan7558]

There's also season 2 so that'll be a neat surprise for him

[@communistmoustache8903]

Bore ragnarok

[@goldenmafio9400]

Oof

[@yza2387]

i’m just saying but he should have been hit with that splash potion of slowness also

[@dennisritchie6132]

As a Minecraft fan, that part infuriated me. I mean, *more-so* than the rest of Minecraft: Story Mode has so far.

[@Statusinator]

Wasn't he under a swiftness effect?

[@lostaccount8222]

He *was*

[@SnivyTries]

14:45 I'm fairly certain if he used that splash potion, he'd have been slowed down too. He was about 2-3 blocks away, which is further from the impact site than the pc's at the end of the party. I guess Telltale just plays fast and loose with every last aspect of minecraft, almost like they never actually played it.

[@3dsoup147]

he literally threw it at his feet

[@lostaccount8222]

He also had used a speed potion on himself, the the effects could’ve canceled each other out.

[@shadychimp288]

Lost Account does that happen in normal minecraft

[@SnivyTries]

@@lostaccount8222 It's shown in the video that potions don't last that long. The speed potion's effect wore off before the invis potion, so he would have gotten the full effect of the slowness potion.

[@nadavwolf6390]

No really? They decided that if you replace one of the soul sands in a wither with a command block, it would turn into an Eldritch monster

[@billcosby5005]

Game: CRAP RT: mind your fooking language

[@Memu_]

"You better not be fucking swearing in this house"

[@RealElevenTimes]

mom: _your teachers said you were swearing in the school today_ kid: _bullshit_

[@Schnort]

10:25

[@TheIrishDino]

Who put Patton Oswalt at gunpoint to read these lines?

[@SpaceTrump]

Me... I like seeing him in pain.

[@sirbillius]

I knew I heard that voice somewhere before!

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Same person who put Ashley Johnson in there

[@fenriswoof3021]

Telltale Games

[@bumfricker2487]

And Ellegard is Azula

[@yanyanluva]

It makes me really sad they dragged the actress who voiced azula and like a dozen iconic cartoon characters into this

[@StardustLegend]

Which actress and what character does she play here?

[@gronklevlonkle1717]

And they have ashley johnson, mattmercer AND sam regal!

[@tessmiller7943]

Gronkle Vlonkle how could this be, why did matt mercer agree to this

[@IamTealeaf]

@@tessmiller7943 money

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

do you know who they act for??

[@solar_co]

..... Is the protagonist voiced by the same actor as the rat from Ratoille Edit: Ratatouille

[@BBlader]

Mhm. Patton Oswalt.

[@boiboi3037]

Sunlight System R A T O I L L E

[@thisismychannel4535]

Yeah

[@kirsty3528]

but wait, RT looks like the guy from Ratatouille.... *hmmm*

[@solar_co]

@@boiboi3037 lmao the shame

[@izzy1221]

But would you PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE COWS?! HIS COWS! HIS PRECIOUS COWS!

[@thequ5914]

somebody please think of the cows

[@glitchddlc_yt2426]

*they’re dead*

[@silencegfl3129]

That was misteak

[@izzy3995]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@swiggedyswoner7315]

Izzy clone!!

[@nothere142]

Was this game animated in mine-imator lol This is hilarious tbh it tries to take itself so seriously but it's f-ing Minecraft

[@tenacity25]

That's what makes it entertaining. Rather than being good, it's hilariously bad.

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Anything Minecraft is blocky.

[@PeppermintMocha]

careful not to drop that F-bomb, we all know how much damage that can cause.

[@presidentialflourish]

@@PeppermintMocha Hey now. Just because we're dogging minecraft doesn't mean we should break the rules.

[@straypheonix9407]

It could actually possibly great if executed correctly, but this attempt at It is abysmal

[@mA-nd1xr]

10:52 Jesse: Thanks for comming back, Lukas. I mean it Lukas: 😶

[@dougdog1224]

"I'm okay, the ground broke my fall." *And your spine*

[@kitty185_]

and 4 of your ribs.

[@failpup2062]

And an arm

[@smokyoderpsiau]

And probably some vital organs too

[@lostaccount8222]

Didn’t know vital organs can break like bones. *the more you know*

[@nadavwolf6390]

@@lostaccount8222 they exploded on impact

[@aquilaorion3531]

this game is the perfect storm of bad writing, shitty dialogue, predictable story, telling instead of showing, awful voice acting, and an overall lack of subtlety in any way, shape, or form.

[@redrangerrr558]

And because of that it's amazing in it's strange own way.

[@fangsinyourneck3444]

It's not the voice acting it's just the writing. But an actor can only be as good as the script

[@tboipikmin2621]

“Deep inside the mountains” *_B L U E R I D G E M O U N T A I N S_*

[@tam2237]

C O U N T R Y R O A D S

[@kirsty3528]

T A K E M E H O M E

[@user-garnet]

T O T H E P L A C E

[@tam2237]

1 1 I B E L O N G

[@ShoeNerd]

W E S T V I R G I N I A

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

Why are all the redstone machines useless simple and lame? Oh yeah it's telltale.

[@richardgibson8403]

Weaponized Pizza Wait till episode 7

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

well, half of it could only work through command blocks/mods, the other half makes no sense whatsoever, and also if you take a look at the "puzzle" there is side by side redstone that is 1: not connecting to eachother, and B: keeping full signal strength and not even dimming. telltale couldn't even do the game it was making a garbage spinoff of justice.

[@geoman265.]

Well that is sort of true with real Minecraft. Although that is just one thing.

[@SlasherDex]

Forgot a comma

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

Fuck commas I'm removing a comma from my comment because of this.

[@yolandagodoy3127]

"Alright guys, let's go destroy the evil monster and learn a lesson about friendship. Yeah!!!"

[@thomascothran2131]

Did the game REALLY do that, though?

[@IARESMART8]

Because everyone knows if we get the monster to say the F-bomb, he'll be banned from the Christian Minecraft server.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Dead companies Tell no Tales.

[@ellrig]

Ooohhh shit

[@LeadMetal82]

Hot damn

[@goreobsessed2308]

Well done

[@cyberknack_7221]

Oof....thats a spicy one

[@greatkhan393]

Wrong Dead companies DO tell tales

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

why does Petra and the wither guy have gold swords? aren't they supposed to be skilled?

[@drawnwithlove3499]

I also wanna add in some real life logic here: gold is extremely malleable, if you shape it in the exact width and height of a broadsword, it'd bend really easily compared to silver or iron As mediocre as diamond is, it being one of the strongest materials in the world is objectively better than one of the weakest metals

[@tydshiin5783]

@@drawnwithlove3499 Gold is also super fucking dense(heavy) so it's like significantly worse than a aluminum sword when it comes to speed to swing

[@starridreams4653]

I died when Magnus said F-bomb, and RT made it even better 🤣

[@lyndseyclark9067]

I’m only here for Daniel’s commentary. It’s far more amusing than the game itself.

[@LiamTolentino]

Honestly, I think we all are.

[@TheEelOG]

*HEY NERD, TRAP 100 PLAYERS AND FORCE THEM TO BUILD WEST VIRGINIA*

[@user-ju5rt6ph1o]

YES

[@MigattenoBlakae]

West Virginia~!

[@jessicamooney5987]

Okay but this Ellegaard lady is totally voiced by the same lady who did Daphne from Scooby-Doo

[@munchjrgames942]

and Petrra is played by Teenage Gwen Tennyson

[@K1ttyGam3r]

And male Jesse is played by Patton Oswalt, the same guy who voiced Remy from Ratatouille

[@ameneko98]

"Don't make yourselves the villains in my story." I liked mcsm for the most part when I played it, but Jesus I forgot how painfully on the nose they could be with the dialogue.

[@remoquillojosemiguel1105]

Hey RT, for once, youtube did something right and recommended your channel way back then, been following you since before 100k subs and boi am i glad that a few months later youre getting closer to a million. Keep it up.

[@Yental]

same here watching ya snice about 8 months now

[@akiiienaaa]

I too am glad that he got famous before streaming Minecraft story mode

[@Loup-mx7yt]

miggy remoqsss same

[@Darnitguy]

Same, him and callmekevin have brought life back to my sub feed

[@Dxm2000andNinju]

Immediately got "Minecraft is for EVERYONE!" stuck in my head when they mentioned the F-Bomb. Also: My goodness RT, it sound like playing this is physically painful. I salute your courage.

[@mothkeytv]

I know I'm late but... hell yeah Starbomb

[@radisanerd2309]

"My poor cows" *Voice acting 100*

[@fundamentalpain5565]

Ivor=Angsty, Edgy, Rebellious teenager who buys stuff at Hot Topic

[@mega719]

RTgame having a mental breakdown in a telltale game 2018 colorized

[@JazzIs4urSoul]

I’m disappointed that they didn’t use the term cattle-pult

[@comfykit_]

2:06 greatest voice acting of the decade

[@justanintrovert5446]

the f-bomb joke went straight over my head when I played this for myself

[@sashithesushi9437]

that animation is top-quality. Their lips don't even move for some of their lines! If only I could do that and still maintain a 7/10 on Steam.

[@amboo57]

I’ve seen better writing in fanfics

[@potatoman-oe5jy]

Truth

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

I've seen better Minecraft fanfics.

[@ethanking4902]

Minecraft story mode is a fanfic

[@wolfinsilver208]

Ive seen better writing in minecraft shipping fics

[@drawnwithlove3499]

But worse spelling

[@Monochrome2004]

i swear every youtuber who played this game back when it came out ALWAYS went with axel for magnus and disregarded eleguard's (idek how it's spelled anymore) entire existence like im just so glad that there's at least someone out there who dislikes magnus so fiercely. i mean i dont mind him but just so it balances out

[@makarymetzger2627]

I know the F-Bomb *looks carefully over his shoulder* ..frick *_FBI OPEN THE DOOR_*

[@mordicai9867]

This is why TellTale went bankrupt

[@austincantswim3383]

In all honestly it kind of actually is. It didn’t really sell well, even for TellTale, and wasn’t received all that well.

[@old5026]

This is also why we nearly lost the final season of the walking dead

[@voughklry8362]

They couldnt just do another walkingdead

[@somepizzaguy8855]

Austincantswim But it got a second season, so surely the first season sold well.

[@UHYVE]

Depressingly, this and TWD S1 were apparently their only profitable series.

[@Wilus0]

" I am about to enter my Dome of Concentration" That doesn't sound good

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

Nick Wilde “Concentration”, sure…

[@cheeseboy1271]

"D-don't come in mom! I'm...uh...concentrating right now!

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

if anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

[@stephecho5916]

I can't believe Ellegard literally called a T-flip flop a "T-flop"

[@travalisarcane9112]

Steph echo God damn it...

[@FlowerBearTTV]

Grian flash backs

[@shootingstar4468]

10:28 why was magnus not annihilated when RT used the F-Bomb?

[@richardgibson8403]

Shooting Star he was muted

[@JinGaster]

I assume you already know this, but just in case, so people don't crucify you for this: After the 8 episodes, there's another season with another 5 episodes.

[@mrgreenfr6216]

Poor him...

[@aliensrock5199]

*[Crucify]*

[@aliensrock5199]

Simply bobajojoba PrEss Q to DiE

[@izastrupczewska8311]

And my dumbass thought it had only 4 episodes.

[@fenriswoof3021]

Unrealistic, in the REAL minecraft world of multiplayer, F-bombs are everywhere, the whole world is not safe from that bomb. In telltales pg13 retelling, only one F-bomb is droppped

[@sladechan368]

I'm surprised that when I used to play Minecraft with friends, there were not more than 10 dicks. There were 9 dicks. There were 9 of us. We literally each made a dick somewhere whitin our house or close outside of it. *Why.*

[@KatzAreAwesome101]

its a christian minecraft server

[@reillymcwriting]

10:25 Finally a real christian hero.

[@Dabadi4834]

Walking dead? Petra? DAVID CAGE YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

[@alephkasai9384]

I honestly can't stand this game. RT makes this just barely bearable

[@moonfirearc6793]

i love the game. i can't even see the screen when i play it, im short sighted.

[@stormichow5325]

@Dragon Kirby This game is.. fine-ish, it undeniably has its writing issues.

[@vaccuumhelmet521]

The Google can we at least agree this game has better writing than YiiK? That god awful indie rpg..

[@damagedaether]

do you want to break your legs

[@alephkasai9384]

@@damagedaether Is that a threat or a pun

[@cameronfrye8311]

Lmao if you hate Magnus make sure to take his armour in episode 3

[@goldenfalcon4721]

I hope RT does take Magnus' armor, it'll definitely make his day.

[@UnaPinata]

@@goldenfalcon4721 spoiler alert from the stream: he didn't, and a cutscene latter immediately regretted it. What happened next was gold.

[@goldenfalcon4721]

@Tapu Koko, thank you for giving me something to look forward to while I wait :D

[@RedRocky54]

@@UnaPinata that's a weak-ass spoiler alert

[@i-win]

Playing Minecraft? NO PAPA

[@YaBoiBrendo]

Telling lies?

[@kacperw587]

Yes, papa.

[@gogetablue942]

@@kacperw587 oh

[@pretentious_melancholic]

open your inventory

[@annapanini]

rip papa

[@MelodiesFromTheStars]

Lmao Petra actually died then respawned at the Temple

[@muffinpro_6157]

Jesse: Thanks for coming back Lukas Lukas: 0_0

[@thatoneguy9582]

14:38 effectively the same as the speed potion situation but slower on everyone

[@alienboyz1421]

12:32 Aw man Rasputin is my favourite Minecraft Story Mode character

[@bowtie235]

14:32 When you throw a potion on yourself and the group and only the group gets slowed.

[@mrgreenfr6216]

I KNEW IT : 12:33 *RASPUTIN IS STILL ALIVE GUYS*

[@ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574]

He looks more like Hatred Guy tbh.

[@narnall]

Can you trap 100 people and force them to play this

[@soulsaversaras.r.s3956]

Yeah but about 99 might commit suicide

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

I'm pretty sure that's considered under the Geneva Convention as a war crime.

[@deanmontgomery3615]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 lol

[@osjos2822]

Wait until there’s actual you tubers in story mode. Just wait...

[@boreragnarok4522]

Incognito Burrito oh no

[@azsunaa]

Oh I forgot about that episode- *oh no the flashbacks*

[@uniqueheimgaming4801]

Everyone will remember that, but wish they didn’t

[@darrenmwa]

Incognito Burrito oh god no

[@loafoffloof3420]

become one with the cringe

[@0xt10]

You broke me, I'm just sobbing into my pillow at 2 o'clock on the morning, trying to stifle my laughter but also trying to not smother myself.

[@verycool_yeah]

4:13 Look at Olivia's face. You're welcome.

[@reddheirwingenjoyer]

Nobody tell him there's a season 2.

[@alexsiemers7898]

He’s already heard of it

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

AKA: The reason Telltale shut down.

[@boreragnarok4522]

Press E quickly to not die as fast

[@happymilk7433]

Ellegaard and Magnus: We hate each other. 11 and 10 year olds: OMG MAGNUS X ELLEGAARD IS MY OTP

[@tntender6664]

Happy Milk dude.... why u gotta call me out like that

[@happymilk7433]

TNTender 666 It's okay, I called myself out too ;-;

[@NyTwL]

go back to tumblr i'll be waiting for you

[@happymilk7433]

@@NyTwL -okbutiactuallyhaveatumblridkwhatthataddsbut-

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Ngl, it would've 10x more interesting if they were actually a divorced couple

[@ayelmao4258]

*This game make me suffering so much.*

[@trucetruce335]

I’m suffer with you too.

[@vorinthus6495]

It make me suffer

[@coows]

*no one will remember that*

[@roguereaver634]

4:03 This sounds like the Redstone equivalent of a weird old man trying to use modern slang, and as if that weren't already cringe-inducing enough, they get the word wrong.

[@garbagegorilla6796]

8:57 ok, thats actually kinda funny...

[@Owen.Leitch]

13:12, I do not remember swiftness potions being that fast, I mean like fuck sake telltale And let’s not even start with The slowness potion

[@AutumnEquinoxx]

Oml, the voice acting is so cringe

[@danmiltenberger5616]

Jesse's voice actor is remmy from Ratatouille. I can't get over it

[@Zelia_Wolf]

Infected chick is Gwen from Ben 10

[@AutumnEquinoxx]

Dan Garrou I didn’t notice 😂 now that’s all I’m gonna think about

[@ratbat1072]

The only good minecraft content is rt game and mcap steve

[@kasonr.3624]

Petra is also Ellie from The Last of Us. It's crazy, isn't it?

[@scottmarikirito1719]

You know what this is missing, some country roads. Almost Heaven

[@gogetablue942]

West Virginia 🎵

[@creatrplays]

BLUERIDGE MOUNTAINS

[@scottmarikirito1719]

SHENANDOAH RIVER

[@rhysligget6707]

LIFE IS OLD THERE

[@scottmarikirito1719]

OLDER THAN THE TREES

[@zanemeyer6006]

Haven’t finished the series, but I hope RT picks Elegard’s armor just so he can be even more annoyed with Magnus

[@Quackervoltz]

Oh boy

[@MeCooper]

13:40 *OK, Seriously... They're either just fully taking the piss or they were high as a freaking comet when putting all this together... Coz it went from not even touching the damn swords together to... Well I don't even know what is happening here.*

[@yodathefrog2357]

I wonder if there’s someone out there over the age of 10 who likes this game unironically.

[@hakenbacker]

K, thx

[@Miriam-pq4vx]

Stacyplays and Stampy

[@austinclubb2093]

Game isn't bad, not great, probably just ok. Has its moments.

[@ender9090]

My brother is literally 10 years old and he loves the game, may God help my soul.

[@ElfosDeMordor]

I'm 11 and that's my favorite game!

[@mr.meloetta1939]

I'm just gonna be that guy real quick *M I N E D I A M O N D S*

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

And I have to be the guy to continue MIIINNNNEEE DIIIMOOONDS

[@FlyleafOwO]

Honestly, we're all that guy I L L M I N E E M

[@sladechan368]

gtfo weeb. one punch is a better anime than boku no pico

[@cocoapixels]

@@sladechan368 what. who said anything about boku

[@cooperproductions3731]

*MINING AWAY*

[@DDub04]

“Welcome Hero, your journey begi-“ **viciously spams q** “Thank you for playing, come again soon!”

[@_Compound_]

13:35 I hear melee Fox, anyone else?

[@locolunatic9713]

I heard it too.

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

FIYAAAAAH!

[@rustys0rcerer702]

*rapid clicking of control sticks*

[@yesnomaybeso8633]

*MISSION COMPLETE!!!*

[@diamations293]

*I actually remember watching this game and enjoying it when I was younger*

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

Shining Diancie I still do.

[@ThiccDadsAgainstWalterWhite]

ME to. God, late 2015/16 was a humiliating time.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

This game came out only 3 years ago though. That really isn't a long time...

[@ThiccDadsAgainstWalterWhite]

Let me pretend that was.

[@TheRedPandaCat]

Same, I watched like 5 KZbinrs play this

[@nekomancer1495]

Press F-Bomb to pay respects.

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

FRICK

[@Tinypro2005]

FUCK

[@Certrix]

Fam

[@cockgobbler2138]

IAMPURPLEGUY FEET

[@guo0915]

Fook

[@MW-pb2gf]

“I’m okay, the ground broke my fall” It’s the deadpan delivery that really sells it lmao

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

This whole plot is fake. I'm sure the Wither has heard thousands of F-Bombs hurled at it by angry 12 year olds, and it didn't make it die any faster.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I'm 19 and I swore at the Wither when it killed me on my birthday and I ran back out with no armor to fight.