A Mega Collection of School Stories | Would I Lie To You?

A mega collection of classroom-themed tales.
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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[@Maikoh-ud4eu]

“Do you believe people can have beef on site?” gets me everytime. Every single clip I’ll happily rewatch 💃🏽

[@LoneKharnivore]

*sight

[@Maikoh-ud4eu]

@@LoneKharnivore I interpreted it as ‘site’ like area/place, but thank you for taking the time to clarify 😅

[@tobymortimer13]

@@Maikoh-ud4eu i think you're right, pretty sure it is site. Common way of referring to a school area so i assume so

[@Jivvi]

​@@tobymortimer13 He rephrases "Me and him had beef on sight," as "As soon as we locked eyes I knew there was going to be an issue." Definitely sight.

[@tobymortimer13]

@@Jivvi ah, ig i stand corrected

[@zainabnasiru4642]

The pied piper of literacy will never not make me laugh

[@freyaa6209]

Have I watched all these clips at least 30 times? Yes. Will I watch the whole of a new 2 and half hour compilation of them again? Also yes. Can’t get enough of this show 😂❤

[@rolandvirag8522]

damn right you are

[@glenn1534]

...and yes I'll still laugh at most of the jokes I've heard 30 times before 😅

[@GAGL.Evolution]

@freyaa6209 Welcome to the enlightened ❤❤❤

[@angleruk3190]

I've seen some more than thirty times 😂 I put it on when I'm driving and let em roll 😅

[@user-ub8gy1ue4g]

Watched like hundred times , can’t get enough of

[@stewartmoore5158]

His quote was pretty much bang on, why did they think it was a misquote? They rip on him and he was right 😂

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

Yes decently close ,but its a quote about corruption😂

[@Jivvi]

I was thinking the same thing. I reckon they just hadn't heard that quote, and thought he meant a different one.

[@udayshankarr2327]

Pied piper of literacy 😂😂😂

[@JustJoshing..]

Greg and Lee's interaction about Greg being a teacher is one of my favourite bits on this show...

[@freyaa6209]

14:40

[@UltimateTopXOfficial]

The "Die a hero..." quote was accurate.

[@BenjaminGoose]

Yeah if you're some kind of comic book guy.

[@rooty]

​@@BenjaminGooseit's from a giant blockbuster movie

[@rhodarivera3148]

🕸️🦸‍♂️

[@joedwyer3297]

​@@rootyno its not its from batman

[@rooty]

@@joedwyer3297 which grossed a billion dollars

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

When I'm at the retirement home or lying at home in my later years I will have Bob Mortimer on every day talking about the Hand Lion...

[@invincibleajay]

So heart warming to see Robert lost for words seeing his childhood crush. Bless him!

[@RoganBits]

no. That was creepy as hell.

[@ellicel]

I thought it was sweet. I really felt for him being at a loss for words even after all these years. I'm glad Edward was quite gracious.

[@drivethru6155]

That one with Miles is one of the best segments ever in WILTY, I'll never get tired of it even after seeing it at least 30 times

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

is it the dead cat story? :D

[@denisegreene8441]

As an adult i understand i have OCD tendencies but as a kid i was just the kid in class that was super organized. I actually had a guy come up to me in class and he offered to pay me to organize his desk drawer. Once a week we would get marks on how tidy and organized our desks were. He was desperate to get some extra points. Anyway.. i did it and he won. He came in to " review " everything so he knew where everything was and when the teacher tested him on how fast he could find the correct subject notebook he passed. He paid me for the rest of the yr to do it and by the end of the yr he had actually become very tidy / organized on his own. We were in a split grade class ( grades 6 & 7) so he then went on to highschool a yr ahead of me. When i went on to highschool he came up to me and thanked me for helping him so much. He was popular, i was not. The simple fact of him talking to me in the hallways stopped the other "popular kids" from picking on me. Every good deed should be paid forward.

[@GAGL.Evolution]

@denisegreene8441 You've got yourself the outline of a script on your hands.😊👍🏅

[@1JOE4U]

the american useage of "rubber" changes the story and reaction drastically

[@BigBoiCannon]

yes exactly, i was so confused as to why no one was making a joke about it

[@theo1856]

like a condom

[@jordanalexander4215]

The lie about Greg’s mate Gavin and the creme egg is hilarious because I had a teacher called Gavin who is best mates with Greg Davies. I could totally picture it 🤣

[@Maikoh-ud4eu]

I’m pretty sure he was picturing your teacher in this story hence he was able to see it so clearly in his head 🤣

[@pamflux9587]

Yeah that one got me because I knew he hadn’t made Gavin up

[@benjones8594]

@@pamflux9587The best lies are hidden in truths

[@ronnythu6328]

Vegetables!! 😂😂

[@lloydnyako6060]

Filly explaining what Big up means to Lee is so hilarious to me. My two different content worlds collide

[@PennyCornish-up2zi]

Watched more than thirty times, watch it every day. I love Lee and David, they play off each other brilliantly. The guests are top quality, I love Bob Mortimer in the mix as well. My son and his wife saw Lee at an hotel recently, he kindly had a selfie with both of them. Sadly I missed out. Maybe I’ll see David somewhere. Great show, always cheers you up even if you don’t watch it and just listen to them. Keep these series running, it’s hilarious. xxxx 😁💕

[@daisy4866]

Oh thank you so much for showing this. I get the feeling there was quite a rescue job with the actual film which made it even more special. ❤

[@RachelHarvey-do2ds]

Snorkel parka music practice room will never not make me laugh 😂

[@yaniquedickson8276]

1:57 when Filly said big up craig and tashaun and then Lee said "big up craig" 🤣🤣🤣. I wonder was he asking if the dudes name is big up craid?

[@Manatee724]

I love Judge Rinder. He just seems like a wholesome and fun dude.

[@ykskes2561]

We went to Paris with school and when it was time to go from the Eiffel Tower area back to the hotel we had a head count in the bus… yup everyone was there according to the teacher and went off to our hotel… this was about 6:30 pm… back in the hotel everything was al fun and great until one of the classmates asked if we’d seen “boys name” ( can’t remember his name ) lately, because he was not in his room or anywhere to be found… this was about 11:30pm when we found out 🤣🫣 Teachers in full panic mode going onto searching the boy and went back to where we last seen him at the Eiffel Tower and luckily he was clever enough to hang around and waited to be eventually picked up 😅 poor sod 😅🤣

[@RukhsarSanjaree]

Omg lol

[@dropzoneau8632]

This show rocks!! No other words needed.

[@willhunt6897]

I’ve seen sooo many WILTY comps at this point in which many of these clips have appeared, but this might be one of the best themes for a compilation I’ve seen! Hilarious 😂

[@NotDone-bt2hz]

I love this guy's smile!❤

[@RukhsarSanjaree]

I love the bit where Ian was the guest and it was obviously Carol because Lee and David were so invested in each other's lies 😅

[@daniellemurphy9755]

LMAO, I'm an American and one of the nicknames for a condom is a rubber so i had to listen to the story for a few mins like this 🤨🤔 because surely he wasn't talking about rubbers as in condoms...

[@vickywitton1008]

I used to do plastic work at school. I think it was short lived!

[@greenie2390]

Ohhh! Good for Lee at about 1:46:00 as that was such a catty comment that one lady said to the Caprisun mom.

[@trevorwaters4591]

Great! Thx.

[@GingerCC-he8be]

One more watch and I will be able to recite each clip from memory, yet I still laugh😂

[@amandainsa1048]

Greg Davies' "UhVEGtabuls"/Field Trip Anecdote 🤣🤣🤣

[@peaceman97amd97]

Lee trolling David on his middle class status gets me all the time

[@user-nf7tt2uo1r]

Wow! The editors are as brilliant as the comedians! All the fat is trimmed and nothing but comedy gold!

[@henners1574]

Yung Filly 😂

[@kribz4576]

That chris is hilarious

[@RinZ3993]

With the first one about the goalie falling asleep they should've gone: it's true but he just doesn't remember cuz he was asleep 😂

[@roderos]

Took me a while he was talking about an eraser, I was thinking something else😂

[@angleruk3190]

We've all been Bafter nominated 😅

[@thavith]

Vegetables... Best one for me

[@c_a_l_l_a_n]

As an American... The Cleaning Rubbers section was extra funny 😅

[@Grail-md5er]

hahaha this bloody teachers!!!

[@jarlamtoft2307]

What does she mean “onions have that shape”, does it not occur to her that it would have been chopped onion?

[@Nyro254]

I was sold on that Philly lie 😲

[@txxxx100]

It was the way he’d voluntarily give details and tell the story. I’m honestly convinced the lie was only the fact that he fell asleep

[@rrahmanov]

Do you need rebooting? 😂

[@matthewkemmer]

help an american out at 30:00 : what the hell is a rubber to a british person?

[@helpinghand123]

Eraser. The thing at the end of a pencil but they also come as tiny blocks

[@snoason1930]

​@@helpinghand123dude that was fucking hilarious

[@coreyblakee332]

What is the full clip of this?

[@josemaria8177]

Listening to these stories you'd think that british schools would be the funniest place on earth

[@TheModicaLiszt]

They are, school is just bants

[@karry299]

That must be why Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. The teachers are useless morons like Greg and that indian-slash-black dude. Not that i'm complaining, UK has deserved to be put on her knees for a long time, it's been a long wait.

[@akgoesdroning]

Pure bants

[@invincibleajay]

Yes they are. I had the best time at school, so many stories like this. Some teachers were awesome and some we took the mickey out of. Pure laughs.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

Is "bants" just the word "banter" for lazy people ? We really are sliding towards Orwell's Newspeak, aren't we ?

[@skaughtsavage]

As a North American... the term "rubbers" means something very different. I was so very confused at first.

[@bc4yt]

And now all Robert's accounts are hacked 😂

[@OGU44]

how the hell is this uploaded 12 seconds ago yet there is two week old comments

[@deborahduthie4519]

My brother when only six, that he could be in the play but only to mime because he sung too deep and too loud, compared to the other boys. His daughter h ad the same deep voice and wasn’t allowed to sing in the school choir

[@allafleche]

The story at 16:00 i find particularly shocking, this guy is a pure bully

[@GAGL.Evolution]

I'm going Eastwoods Clint Eastwood's

[@Starchild42]

First time I've seen Ade since Rik passed...love them!!!😜😜

[@kellyhartley2693]

I think this a bit iffy. I understand weed is legal in California but it is not legal everywhere. People still go to gaol for possession of the devil's lettuce.

[@DanielPendery]

I grew up in Leicestershire, pukka pies were in all the chippies. They were always gruesome, nasty, full of crap. I hate Greggs, but their steak bake is much better than pukka. Having said I’d never pay for a steak bake again. They’re both utter poo, hardly any meat, lots of shite filler, upf crap.

[@Egghead100]

Pitty that Lee breaks character from time to time and Mr. Entitled Showbiz comes out. When he piped down Patrick Kielty, it was out of order. Although seemingly in jest, it was anything but. It was an assertion of dominance, of im the big shot comedian here boy, you'll speak when it's your turn and certainly not when IM GIVING MY 'OFF THE CUFF 'improv' THAT IVE SPENT ALL NIGHT LEARNING

[@StefhanJKR]

man when are they bringing Filly back

[@markstevens9660]

How many ads ….like one every 90 secs 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@davidevans3227]

even worse than that unbelievable..

[@huskyman1061]

1000 liker

[@MaxStArlyn]

51:20 Ghaaaaiiiiiiii

[@helloserena]

Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?

[@donaldcampbell3043]

She is pretty... it doesn't seem right

[@BenjaminGoose]

Yeah, Jo Brand is gorgeous.

[@agentXphoenix]

Well that was... underwhelming. At first I thought they were only going to celebrate my least favourite Pixar films... But at least the Incredibles, Miguel, and Monster's Inc wer kind of represented. You could do a lot better, Disney!!!

[@davidware9549]

The first one I went to sedgehill school

[@Superman679]

That crack about Birmingham UK, explains a lot about Birmingham Alabama, where Moscow Marge, MTG is from