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[@erico4917]

"Map by Henzoid" This is gonna be fun to watch.

[@ortherner]

yep

[@Juho.S.]

Yes it was xD

[@abdulqaadirmohamud8147]

I thought he said he....

[@Casteray]

Am i the only dirty minded here

[@nahlayousseif1882]

save a boy Well DOGS DO

[@theriverstigs]

"A Parkour Map But It Says Gullible On The Ceiling" >player looks up >player dies spontaneously >"Player had their lungs stolen"

[@nipples6734]

cool reference

[@coltian1]

Hey an asdf movie reference!

[@zai-tm]

Haha I got that

[@pinkliongaming8769]

"Yeah well I stole your face"

[@user_hat]

@@pinkliongaming8769 yeah well... ə...

[@davidrose8336]

"This is the worst thing I have ever experienced..." *Crowd Control has entered chat*

[@remiiqbal9790]

YES

[@jodier1298]

He ended up cursing at the end lmao we did it boiiiiis😂

[@debbieseaborn7873]

Or silver fish 🤣

[@texasplaysgames8196]

The closest Jardon to becoming a dad is his jokes

[@yourmomskitchen3236]

I've been gone for a while, but has Jordan said that he's never having kids?

[@nureinbratwurst2109]

@@yourmomskitchen3236 Lol, my boy had a vasectomy.

[@yourmomskitchen3236]

@@nureinbratwurst2109 Ahhh shid. I see, man. Thanks for telling me. 😂

[@killerzone1999]

Herklaas Van Saad he has. Man has de-balled himself.

[@tolunay_my8686]

Nur Ein Bratwurst why tho

[@loganuck1451]

Jordan: This is actually really mean Henzoid recording: "YAa"

[@aanya-4360]

i wonder who he had as his main...

[@Henzoid]

That was the hardest I've laughed in a while. Part two maybe eventually...

[@seamusw8172]

YEEEESSSSS make him suffer some more 😂

[@Kanden_AX]

That map was amazing. I laughed so hard. Please do more of those, this is great. I love you and I love the love-hate relationship Jordan has with your maps. You're awesome Henzoid

[@geoffreywashere]

Make him suffer!

[@saras.2790]

Henzoid This was such a hilarious map PLEASE do a part two!

[@Henzoid]

Bombs Explode I got robbed. I rested Samus off ledge and she was SO CLOSE to dying but she got back and I fell into the void.

[@SootiestJarl519]

16:30 the pressure plate wouldnt have open the door, it simply told you that you needed the key to unlock it, which you got, and it did

[@Tiernan422]

i got so annoyed when he didn't realize

[@LUNE.44]

SuperT same. He literally outsmarted the game but then the game outsmarted his outsmaritng

[@pookstirslife3634]

SuperT me too

[@mattp12]

Who else is mildly annoyed that he didn’t fly all the way to the start at the end of the map?

[@fletchthebirb]

I know.. he was so close..

[@sennakain6899]

Why? Was there something there?

[@BK-il9su]

was thinking the same thing

[@Purriah]

@@sennakain6899 sigh. It's an ocd type thing.

[@sennakain6899]

@@Purriah got ya, I thought it was a bit more than that

[@DrayKayoTronn]

0:04 “I don’t know what comes after the but” ......... the legs

[@guitarninja0403]

5 yr olds be like: AHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!,!!!1!!,!1

[@LofferLogge]

No, butt is legs!

[@TheEarthnicity]

Jardon: MOTHER F- Jardon internally: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS. Jardon: FRICK

[@sampoor4702]

Then says damn and a** at the end

[@sampoor4702]

@@drantigon ass, sorry

[@funguscake_owo4582]

ngl when he actually swore at the end i was caught so off guard i choked on the caprisun i was drinking

[@powerpug964]

@@sampoor4702 damn and ass arent bad swear words, or at least they are pretty insignificent

[@sampoor4702]

@@powerpug964 okay why are coming at me like that I swear all the time I just decided not to type out its length lol

[@blanda8821]

26:05 HE ACTUALLY WROTE GULLIBLE OVER HERE OMG

[@mac_II]

Hah! got your lungs!

[@_faye.]

was looking for this. thank u

[@umecoalpaw7573]

14:23 Oh, so it doe- OOOOOHHHH you stole my lungs.

[@ClayInvictus]

Was looking for this.

[@manniv5415]

2:06 nobody gonna talk about the fact that jardonioan said minecraft butts are very important?

[@benjaminhackett8896]

Yes, Jordan, you are acing those "slime block slides."

[@codybaker1255]

He actually swore after trying really hard not to swear. Nice job Henzoid.

[@LeDoctorBones]

7:06 "...and the stakes have been raised.". So disappointed you did not say: "And the bar has been raised...". Such a lost opportunity.

[@kurthorton2385]

I love how Henzoid says, "Yah!" right after Captain gets agitated at 19:28.

[@cgmaster2]

this reminds of that old flash game with the elephant . i think it was called "there is only one level" i think? where the whole game is the same level but they change the mechanics around each time.

[@PixelaGames2000]

Looks at thumbnail: is that the PS2 starting screen?

[@exploslug]

PixelaGames2000 I just noticed that xD It probably wasn’t intentional but if it was, that would make it twice as funny lol

[@zedbags]

Yes

[@EddieBurke]

That’s what I said immediately. Definitely looks like the PS2 startup

[@mcgoldenblade4765]

That was the first thing I thought.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@mcgoldenblade4765 welp, at least two pepole here habe played GTA SA in PS2 for shure xd

[@starshipavalon9087]

25:18 the stress has finally made him curse

[@accidentaldeparture7489]

25:50 twice

[@pizzapie5356]

@@accidentaldeparture7489 i see the one at 25:50 but he does not swear at 25:18

[@bryson6111]

@@pizzapie5356 he said goddamn

[@pizzapie5356]

@@bryson6111 that is the most pathetic excuse for a swear Ive ever heard 😂😂😂

[@DeadLog]

Gamers React it technically counts

[@zione2pointo]

14:24 that was a good one

[@ImJustJAG]

Bwahaha xD

[@json_n]

I have no clue on what it means

[@ImJustJAG]

@@json_n It means easily tricked/fooled and/or persuaded.

[@bruhbwoi3618]

His face after he looked up killed me 🤣

[@chrisbrooke2228]

14:26 "It says Gullible on the ceiling" 🤣🤣

[@jeannemooberry7231]

Henzoid really brings out the best in jardon doesn't he?

[@jodier1298]

Jeanne Mooberry maybe henzoid is the crowd control leader 😂

[@Surfdog2005]

me: spends 3 hours on a parkour map jergan: oh my god i spent TeN mInUtEs practicing that

[@ekdeans6618]

To be fair, there's a difference between spending significant time on an entire map and spending significant time on *one single jump*.

[@runeritari3]

Jardon: "Show me mercy" Henzoid: "No mercy! Peace never was an option" But colors are wierd made me half expect the "Honey block" would actually been recolored slime and slime block recolored honey block to troll

[@caydenblue]

Jordan: “I’ll be here for at least a few more years” Literally everyone: (Patrick Voice) I’ll take 10

[@RafehhhA]

Man I miss the days where Xeen and Jardon played parkour maps together. It was really the golden age of parkour maps.

[@shaunh1725]

Jardon: Is this it? Is the bad thing the map going to end? Me: *checks time stamp* Something's wrong, I can feel it

[@arcticart_5652]

"Oh, I see what I go. I go that." Buetiful use of the Ingrish langwedge their Jardon.

[@finntheviking5579]

“He used to...” Me: Rule the world? Jardon: “be good at this” Me: we had the chance to make something beautiful

[@markusl.4290]

One day these Henzoid maps will finally make Jardon make an oopise. There were a lot of close calls here.

[@sweetiewolfgirl]

Alright henzoid, now you gotta break him by combining every single map you've made and only let Jardon play it

[@isaachutchison3532]

In my middle school there was a ceiling tile in the boy's bathroom that someone had actually written 'gullible' on. Somehow it never stopped being funny

[@shawn_crabtree]

I find it weird that Jardon hadn't done the ladders before based on how much parkour he's done; I seem to have those nearly every parkour map I play.

[@L0calLEGEND]

Nice reference to the Playstation 2 startup screen.

[@BrandonBeanland]

Glad im not the only one who thought that

[@supersmily5811]

On the "The blocks are in the wrong place" part of the map, I believe the logic was that the blocks are ACTUALLY in the same place they were before relative to each other, but look one block away. This is why the stair blocks were still on the walls.

[@ardey1]

16:48 Put this on my spotify playlist

[@zackszekely6618]

I really hoped it was somehow going to make their death noises play out the actual song "It's Raining Men"

[@zai-tm]

@@zackszekely6618 demonetization is coming for you

[@eekeey]

This was forking hilarious, I've haven't laughed like that in a while.

[@loopy1584]

5:58 thats was a close one jordan

[@ImWaffleSheep]

5:25 For the 'Minecraft, but the floor is Java' part, it looked like Jardon could've used a bit of coffee to wake himself up.

[@vincentshi351]

You knows it's early when KZbin say it has no views.

[@at_]

673 views yea really early

[@ortherner]

true

[@ZaityGaming]

''You could say Minecraft is run on Java'' *Jumps*

[@rickify_]

"Minecraft is run on" Enhligsh

[@ZaityGaming]

@@rickify_ oops

[@rickify_]

@@ZaityGaming :)

[@tzisorey]

"...but the floor is lava" It's like, when you balance perfectly on a round bar that's a foot off the ground - but as soon as you're trying to balance on an identical bar that's 15ft in the air, suddenly you can't do it.

[@ultrakillyuri]

"april fools was a couple weeks ago" this entire year is a joke

[@cjme1]

16:30 Jardon you fool, there was a door in front of the parkour map, therefore the map was locked

[@lionelladvelino4795]

Yes I feel like I want to slap him hard in the face to realise

[@jonathongraves2976]

This is funny because I think Jordan just said "You Demon" like he was saying that Henzoid is a demon.

[@KYDrums72]

man i have been watching you since at least 2012 and i just gotta say i appreciate the consistent content. you are an awesome entertainer my man!!

[@Sc0rPoon]

9:35 Lol The Noise he makes Made me laugh

[@TheUFCVeteran]

Hah, the thumbnail looked a lot like the PS2’s “memory towers” at first glance. Good stuff, Jordan.

[@jd1800]

It looks like giant sperm in space.

[@Diriector_Doc]

These are my favourite kinds of maps; not ones that are fun to play necessarily, but fun to watch.

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

This was the funniest map you’ve done. So good!😂

[@chaseroland6086]

14:25 "oh you stole my lungs" did anyone remember that episode ?

[@christopherbourn9208]

This reminds me so much of This is the Only Level! I played all three games on Armor Games when I was young 😄

[@anderskjetillinde7381]

Hezoid, you are gift to this earth from the gods of great, quality content!!!

[@Prometheus_]

Omg I haven't laughed that hard in a while, thank you. You're awesome.

[@tommyhetrick]

A parkour map but the floor is lava... a parkour map but the floor is quava... a parkour map but the floor is Java... Well played Henzoid, well played.

[@MrBigB]

The tumbnail looks like the ps2 startup screen

[@Nickittyyyy]

Mr.B's Trash factory saaaame! that’s what got me to click on this vid😆

[@marvelman8197]

but it says GULIBLE on the ceiling Captain Sparklez: Huh

[@playr1077]

13:32 "Oh, I see what I go, I go that"

[@thewinterizzy]

That final level had me wheezing lmao.

[@maxinefinnfoxen]

14:24 This was my favorite room xD "A few times"

[@deliram4737]

Is no one going to adress that smash is playing megalovania Edit: 17:45 to be exact.

[@sillyhorseradish524]

Maybe that was a hint about the last parkour stage?

[@GoneGYT]

I love that Henzoid actually put a clip of him playing smash

[@charbomber110]

Him CLEARLY seeing it opened the door and then going on the pressure plate and it saying "It's locked" because the map maker expected you to not see the door the first time and him thinking that it didn't count is the single most annoying thing I've seen since a couple of hours ago.

[@RealJackiePaper]

Imagine a parkour map where you had blindness so you didn’t know where the next jump is, you just had to keep dying to find out.

[@didiz.7669]

3:48 Everything's good until... The floor is lava

[@glopinusshlopinbopin2311]

I don’t think I’ve seen Jordan be more stressed in a long time at that last level

[@brickmastere5535]

25:48 A rare sighting of the elusive Jardon Swear

[@trevoralicea8269]

When he keeps failing at the floor is lava: I used to rule the world

[@Hewego]

Continue survival in nether please. I even got tutorial how to update chunks and save inventory in case you need it))

[@marcusburns8390]

Yeah, I mean its most interesting now

[@justflightmanage8291]

How can you "update" chunks?

[@Hewego]

@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 i know, but the reason is to not be forced re create the world. And Im telling you can recreate it saving your inventory

[@melaniet7434]

Nether survival please

[@anushmkrtchyan9922]

How can you do that???

[@jacobfougeres9663]

At 4:50 I guess you could say that he... Used to rule the world. Thank you very much, I’ll be here every week

[@gen157]

14:23 "Hey, it says Gullable on the cieling." "Oh so it doe-and you stole my lungs."

[@shakewell42]

The level with all of the ideas reminds me of The Beginners Guide

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

The thumbnail reminds me of the ps2 startup screen

[@mjincorporation30]

@Mitchell Kirkbride I legit thought it was lol

[@MiguelCastilloSwag]

Jordan: Being relatively decent parkour Henzoid Map: Exists Jordan: Mother *beatbox noises* FRICK

[@louisBrother1988]

The mapper should have ended the map with a room called “A parkour map, but... you’re halfway done” and then right after “jk, it’s done now” or something xd

[@manuHdz23]

2:26 the title itself already makes me uncomfortable

[@josef1049]

The link to the map is worng, it took me tooan Interstellar Adventure ep.1 Minecraft map!

[@DavidThoren]

This might be the best thing I have ever seen. Bravo Henzoid!

[@maggieskr5299]

9:49 "Now it's over there, you demon" I like the song-starting blocks one (10:57) 19:21 "OH MY GOD, that is actually really mean." "Yooo" I wish that at the end, he had flown all the way to the beginning, to see all the rooms/maps from the outside.

[@limitedextra268]

okay but he should do one with the OG team crafted peeps

[@bruhe_8226]

14:30 Look guys it says Gullible on the Ceiling Was that a TomSka reference?

[@fishbowl4798]

Jordan not realising that actually did get the key and the pressure plate just sends the message no matter what made me chuckle

[@nicnakpattywhack5784]

I love these kind of videos

[@poopfromcat7920]

Who else is here after watching Jardon’s other channels release, “Inside an Amazon Truck (Oddly Satisfying #14)”?

[@tacticianmatt3791]

So really hard parkour is what it takes to get Jordan to stop censoring himself... Interesting

[@jackdawjames7696]

Henzoid’s groans in the background at first had me like “uh, henzoid, no” and then Jardon commented on them and I went 👀

[@ThatOneGeneral]

hmm first video ive watched since your first lets play good too see that you are still here keep making great vids man

[@keshav9548]

Henzoid just likes to frick over jardon

[@bibekkochar]

first

[@fnity170]

second

[@swankydedanky]

I diagnose you with spam care

[@schigeru]

Third

[@aidenzorn8322]

your cooll

[@ziiscoolish3794]

Who tf asked

[@theaterfalls]

Jordan: This was lengthy. Me: This video wasn't even close to being an hour long!

[@erichamion]

8:36 "jump to the left?" And then a step to the ri-i-i-ight!

[@jacobbruesch7113]

Jardon, you always get ahead of the map and think that the map creator expected you to get ahead of the map and then when the map creator reveals that there’s more to do, but you’ve already done it, you think you haven’t done it and go back and try to do it again because you didn’t realize that the map creator did not think you would do it the first time.

[@Somewhatofawaste]

Jordan: 'Imagine if someone is really good and does the 1st copple stages easily' Me: 'Preston' lol

[@rileyelizabeth1994]

bro i actually laughed at the "runs on java" joke

[@akryllicmusic7777]

Reminds me of a flash game called "This Is The Only Level" that me and some friends would always used to race at school break hour! a real gem of armor games, i love this type of level concept!

[@iamb0red508]

I never thought I would laugh this hard at a Minecraft video

[@dwarccanation2781]

2:17 I sure do love sliding on my slime blocks.

[@drumpf4177]

The gullible on the ceiling one was the best 😂

[@ImWaffleSheep]

2:05 "I really appreciate him tackling the trend of Minecraft butts. They are very important" -Jardon 2020