A Minecraft Parkour Map But But

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

"I'm- I'm not even convinced that this is a possible jump." *Instantly makes it across.* "...It's a possible jump." Comedic timing at it's finest, folks. Comedic timing at it's finest.

[@Henzoid]

Sup yo, your SWICK map friend Henzoid here. Let's talk about the OBSCURE PUNS!!! The side-room in the win section explained all the puns, so for those who didn't get them... - Crimson and Warped NIGH LIAM (the end is nigh + Liam neeson) - Crimson STEM and Warped STEM - Crimson and Warped Ward (the music disc) - Sole Sand - Bone Block - Nether Quarts and Nether Goaled - The lava was supposed to have the java logo on it but glass textures seemed to really like being in the wrong places during the map, oops - Glow Stone - Ba salt I thiiiink that's it, but if I missed any... it doesn't really matter lol.

[@marshy_5406]

the puns are so bad that they are good XD

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

What's the difference between backside and frontside strafe jumps?

[@valdonchev7296]

@@The_Viktor_Reznov Those are skateboard terms, he really means he prefers jumps that turn left.

[@normalusername2465]

You forgot " Ba - *salt* "

[@valdonchev7296]

You forgot the Ba-SALT

[@jamiehimlin9316]

I think if henzoid goes missing we all know who's got him tied in his basement making him suffer all his own maps forever

[@Infernos94]

Jardon: please don't make the map be to hard henzoid Henzoid: ha ha block go place place

[@clan_barbalax4031]

JARDON LAST FINISHING ROOM HAD A DOOR THAT EXPLAINED ALL OF THE PUNS

[@cooldude2722]

If you know that, do you know the puns?

[@CamONEILL]

Jesus christ, henzoid with "The end is NYLIAM" pun for the Nylium blocks

[@TheMemeDragon]

damn, it’s been too long since I’ve watched captainsparkles - feels like a lifetime ago, good memories

[@ActuallyLemons]

welcome back :)

[@TheMemeDragon]

Lemon - thank you :)

[@peejpeej2488]

I love this community

[@wildin13]

That door he missed at the end is *REALLY* bugging me.... EDIT timestamp for those who didn't see it 25:50 its on the right side of screen

[@epicgamer-xc9bw]

same

[@slidyoctane]

where?

[@lookingforgg]

FOR REAL

[@wildin13]

@@slidyoctane don't know how to time stamp sorry but its in the corridor with the last pressure plate. When it says you win and keeps the screen still you can see it to the right of the screen

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

@@wildin13 To time stamp you literally type in the time stamp, as in the numbers. For example - 13:26. That's it. It's 13, : and 26.

[@ZFraction]

I feel like at this point Henzoid is just making backside jumps just to spite him in particular.

[@an_absolute_nerd6844]

Finally some more quality content

[@dogegaming4118]

Firt

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

You mean merch?

[@AzureVoltic]

I dunno bout that. Jardon has been getting really cringy over the past few months and it hasn't been funny for a while.

[@Karzyarmywolf]

@@AzureVoltic To each their own.

[@jnonoah4a]

Azure Voltic how

[@rgkm9356]

Puns explained: "The End" Liam Neeson = "Is Nye" Liam Neeson = Nye Liam = Nylium Science Technology Engineering Math = S.T.E.M. = Stem Swick by Henzoid = A fire album = Fire Nether-colored Ward music disc = Nether ward = Nether wart Qts = Quarts (liquid measurement) = Quartz Salt = Basalt Shoe soles on sand = Sole sand = Soul sand Goalie on netherrack = Nether goalie = Nether Gold Block made of bones = Bone Block Light stone texture = Glowing stone = Glowstone

[@ccrum32]

How perfect, this ended up right next to the puns, thanks mate

[@kei.13]

Congrats you copied Henzoid's comment.

[@-irene-29]

@@kei.13 stfu

[@kei.13]

@@-irene-29 Go back to playing League of Legends kiddo.

[@Aleg_Gaming]

Inlike your funny words magic man

[@masterkevkev]

Henzoid: "You cannot just beat my map that easily" Jardon: "Haha - I go 21:29 "

[@RpgPenguins]

i dont think it was actually beat there was a side door in the "you win" room

[@zeebo30]

That room just explained the puns

[@freshairsnipe6592]

Minecraft Parkour runners: "Strafe jumps are so hard." Minecraft mountain climbers: "Every jump is a strafe jump."

[@agentember2143]

It called Nylium. The end is reference to people yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH!!!" and the photo is a picture of Liam Neeson.

[@Cynathis]

the end is neigh, like a bunch of horses running around?

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

Cynathis it means the end is near XD but honestly what u said should've been the actual meaning LMAO edit: and yes ik it is spelled nigh i'm saying if it was actually spelled neigh and meant horses running around how funny that'd be =>=

[@itsabrody]

is it not a reference to the actual game called "the end is nigh" (also known as tein)?

[@Cynathis]

@@gachabloxgirl3958 think you missed the joke (neigh =/= nigh)

[@avakim9345]

Let’s point out the fact he’s the opposite of most KZbin’s. They yell. He mumbles No hate I find this great (Edit) omg this is the most likes I’ve ever got! And it’s only been 1 day! 225!

[@OddWorlderer]

Hate is never the option when the games are supposed to be for fun, entertainment, enjoyment. Starting to hate it is just our problem.

[@MyGuyJi]

Nice rhyme

Karl-Markkus Hiiemäe I hate you for trying to be a pacifist.

[@avakim9345]

EclipseGreen ah thank you very much

[@youraverageperson6211]

Actually if you go to some smaller KZbinrs they have a lot of calmer content

[@neocricket9300]

Some of the "obscure puns" Nylium: Nyliam Warped blocks: Warp music disk Stems: acronym for the fields of science, technology, engineering and math Basalt: salt Bone block: *block of bones* Gold: Goal Quartz: qt (abreviation of quart)

[@k11125r]

No one: Jardon a single minute into the map: OMGG ARE YUO FREEKINGG SSERIOOUSsS DUUDeEee

[@stevievaughan5096]

jordan talking about how he’s improved at parkour through lots of practice and hard work and at some points even using math is really cool to see because i don’t remember the last time someone was enthusing to me about a skill they’ve mastered and it made me feel happy :)

[@Mohammadizadeh]

“This fits into the FRICK!” -Jordon , 2020

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"This definitely fits into the FRICK!!!" -Jordan Maron AKA CaptainSparklez, July 2020

[@Pyro04]

“If only I was as good at parkour as I was puzzle maps” *hits every jump flawlessly throughout the rest of the room*

[@ambidextrousapple1050]

jardon's key to nailing parkour jumps is insulting the jump until it's forced to let him succeed... for example: 19:17

[@mcflufferbutter8769]

Dude I just watched a super old video of this dude talking about moving into his college dorm, crazy how much had changed in 10 years.

[@sepiasmith5065]

whoa 10:18 it looked like he moved super slow. I know that's kinda a thing that happens in the whole shrunken map but that moment in particular seemed striking to me. jdhdgdgsgs Henzoid loves to make Jardon suffer. the amount of backside strafes in here is hilarious. I really hope Henzoid did it specifically to target Jardon.

[@Potatic]

2:57 you’re a youtuber, jardon, you’re always a professional

[@tylerolson4261]

The sheer amount of self control it must've took to do this whole thing without swearing

[@Marcos87600]

9:01 "IT FITS INTO THE FRICK!"

[@uzyy4322]

ik this is a random video but the significance of what i’m saying should be disregarded because of it, jordan thank you so much for giving me the best childhood imaginable and still pumping out nostalgia inducing entertaining content till today, i’ve been here for a long time and being able to watch you now reminds me of the past and puts me at ease. thank you.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

23:48 pun explanations, In order of appearence: Nether brick walls replaced by brick walls "The end" + Liam Neeson = "The end is nigh" + Liam = "Nigh" +"Liam" = Nighliam =Nylium, the 1.16 nether grass, qts=Quartz, The four Symbols are a Beaker, a tablet, a gear, and the Syombol math concept Pi or 3.141592653589793238462643383279 etc. The symbols signify science, technology, engineering and mathematics, which, as anyone who's been in at least a U.S.A. school in the past 10 years knows, Is abbreviated to S.T.E.M., as a quick but precise designation for the common technical career paths, The symbols are on a crimson _Stem_ block, BaSALT had a SALT shaker on it, Swick is a Jardon catchphrase, There's a music disc Called "Blocks", but i'm not sure that that's the one shown. Can anyone confirm? The _sand_ with imprints of the _sole_ Of a person's foot, replacing _Soulsand,_ Bone Blocks with the Bone Iten texture repeated many times, A Goal for Gold, Glowstone replaced by An extremely high brightness render of the stone texture, And then a Blue version of the nigh liam pun.

[@Henzoid]

Very good for most of them. The music disc shown was ward. As in: Nether ward and Warped ward.

[@CoryKenshin]

“It fits into the FRICK”

[@seriouslolos2675]

I love that continue to push yourself after all these years. Also, if I watch a Captain Sparkles video right before yet another conference call, my head is running at full speed and Lolo goes for the win!

[@DoodleDan]

I like how he says "this is impossible" and then he makes the jump ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

[@micahdye7215]

Henzoid really just over here secretly making jardon a master parkour runner by forcing these maps on him

[@baconeko]

12:08 Actually it's the complete opposite of playing "one of those trials maps" as you don't have to reverse the controls from your perspective to the piglin's perspective.

[@nuggetdoesstuff8043]

My pinky got sore from parkour a few months ago. My server was having an event and part of it was an INVISIBLE MAZE PARKOUR. It was massive, with no checkpoints, and lots of backside strafe jumps. And the final jump was near impossible. And if you fell on the last jump, you had to to back to the entrance, so to get back to the parkour, you had to go through another huge maze. It was hell, I was literally shaking when I beat it.

[@willharmes4863]

The only reason I watch until the end is for "and, I'll see you next time *music plays*"

[@kylefielder9664]

Love the resource pack!

[@L33_006]

I love that he manages to talk the entire time

[@leahschrum2461]

19:16 is just a conversation i have with myself everytime I do anything

[@reddragon9064]

8:45 "cover your eyes cause your blind" yes that would help alot

[@volume5427]

26 minutes of jordan practicing for mc championship

[@eldrickrico1035]

For some reason I feel that if captain sparkles made Fallen kingdom quadrilogy into a 4 season anime series It would be a good anime series.

[@maybe.yellow]

There's nothing better than watching a CaptainSparklez video at 1 am eating soggy cereal

[@endyinc.9277]

I have been waiting for a sequel for sometime now

[@lilboss819]

this was def one of my favorite sequels

[@raffimolero64]

19:02 "I need to soil myself, not sand myself. Alright you get it? You get it."

[@magicmaster4094]

I wanna see what's behind the door at the end. You could say it's mildly infuriating

[@joshdobey]

I rewatched the rage mode at 21:29 multiple times. Jordan went all aboard the train mode.

[@bug5096]

Jordan does parkour like how a little kid does a run up to kick a ball

[@soffiq6107]

"this definitely fits into the FRICK" is a sentence i totally agree with

[@magnehad2435]

That BaSALT pun is the best

[@Mechafalcon2000]

Who knows if one of these will become "A Minecraft Parkour Map but Henzoid plays it with me"

[@yonasadiel]

So, this is how Henzoid support captain for MC Champ

[@kennythefrog1]

21:21 I could feel the anger behind that REALLY.

[@Squ_red]

I guarantee you everyone who is here in the first minute didn't even start watching the video

[@mrobligatory.5234]

Does it count if I watched this during the ad?

[@calebc.2290]

I was about to but I got nothing to say

[@fourbigguysgaysexlover69]

yeah i came down here because i ended up getting 3 ads in a row, and i wasnt even able to skip them. it said video will begin after ad Lol.

[@isoul22]

I got no ad

[@Advance493]

I changed the sprint key to Q years ago. Best gaming decision I ever made. No more dropping stuff accidentally, no more double-tapping W not registering, and much easier on the hand. I do it for all my games now

[@MMD88]

2:08 “that seems like an unalive end” did KZbin already reach that point? He is really skilled at saying dead in different ways tho.

[@marcohernandez4032]

Creeper? Aww mannn Captain sparklez Best words

[@zachhansen1836]

Captain sparkles: huit every time he jumps

[@chronomantique-5099]

thanks Henzoid for making him practice backside jump

[@justux020gaming3]

19:30 Map Creator:oops i did again Captain Sparklez:he did it again

[@andrew9676]

What a beautiful resource pack

[@starwarsenjoyer7567]

9:01 fits into the frick 21:28 made my day. Thanks

[@Magic__7]

map idear A Minecraft Parkour Map But... its all the jump that jaonerbgon has had to cut the video due to how many times it took him to do them

[@directorjake]

I'm sort of expecting for Jordan to get destroyed by Henzoid for using checkpoints

[@joshmcfie673]

henzoid knows how to frustrated jordan

[@eekeey]

A Minecraft Map But Henzoid Pisses Off the Captain Once Again

[@audr1enlive]

>constantly says he's bad at parkour >beats a Henzoid parkour map in 26 minutes

[@ayo5291]

Title: Minecraft parkour map but but Me: BUT WHAT!?

[@iBigMacPT]

But it’s the second one. Hence two buts :)

[@nolanduncan501]

the jump you’re talking about with the trapdoor above your head, has a methodical solution. i dont remember the name, but you can just hold space and w after positioning on the block right

[@johanneshaukanes4531]

Good to see a mortal doing this. Those speed runners make things look to easy.

[@Jimmy2Bits]

I dont know what it is about watching someone get so frustrated over something so silly. It's great.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:21 Jardon has some Hyrule Blood in him apparently.

[@kitsterling8665]

A Minecraft Parkour Map But Henzoid Slowly Drives You Insane

[@vxel]

9:01 “FITS INTO THE FRICK” - Jardon

[@ens0rcell683]

A minecraft parkour map but Jardon complains about the jumps for 26 minutes

[@ActuallyLemons]

I LOVE the use of fossils as parkour!

[@ActuallyLemons]

I LOVE the use of fossils as parkour

[@SpicyM]

Like The TT parkour map for Jordan. I’m still waiting for him to watch fallen kingdom alternate ending

[@socalledfishboy]

Jordan consistently clicking the wrong fucking button made me want to SCREAM

[@matthicks1545]

Henzoid should start adding a death counter to the side. That way we can see how many times Jardon fails even if most of them are cut out.

[@Henzoid]

Ooooooooooh that is a GOOD idea

[@matthicks1545]

@@Henzoid :O the legend himself replied, could i perhaps get an ign mention if you do: ExcaliburC6 I know im probably not the only one to mention it but

[@PkWolfPKW]

21:41 "I'm not even convinced this is a possible jump" he says after several failed attempts. Jumps and makes it right after! XD

[@smellyseat]

17:47 New merchandise idea “Fits into the Frick!”

[@BP21_]

Did anyone else realize that Jardon missed the door? I facepalmed each time he looked at it and flew by it.

[@charmychar390]

i remember when jordan hosted a minecraft server back in 2010 when minecraft was on a website and not on a downloadable app yet. i played on that server was fun i remember there being a flag in the background looked like japan or somthing

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

Jardon: Sucks at backside strafe-jumps. Also Jardon: Ruins a classic childhood game with SCIENCE.

[@stylussticc4306]

I remember when an over 4 left 1 jump was "the hardest parkour jump of all time." Good times.

[@rtrtrt-t6x]

CaptainSparklez refuses to die i like that.

[@DarkVoidMeowww]

9:01 “FITS INTO THE FRICK!” Jardon 2020

[@astralengineer1]

I hope this guy knows he made so many people’s childhoods, myself included. So thank you 🙏

[@GazingSkies]

Thanks for the support Jordan! ❤️ hope you guys like the outdo song 😉

[@Squ_red]

It's sad being early because there aren't any funny comments

[@wäffłëşs-y]

Very true

[@mightykat8]

I’m reading one now

[@leahschrum2461]

@@mightykat8 damn why you gotta be like that?

[@Squ_red]

@@ItsTJ1 oh no you didnt-

[@elliottsmale3301]

agreed

[@trevorp9498]

I like that this video and the previous “Minecraft map but...” video are the exact same length

[@erosion_5116]

sheer willpower of this man, the resolve to stop himself from cussing is what i admire about him

[@vinny8256]

Good job Cap! I can def tell you’ve been practicing lol of course could use some more but everyone does. Hope you complete the parkour challenge in MC Championship!

[@owenschneider9774]

I think that the purple nether part would be a cool edition in game at a spot where the 2 forests collide

[@arryacc]

MC Champs practice on the main channel?? Rooting for ya finishing the whole course this month.

[@brendanrisney2449]

"If only I was as good at parkour as I am at puzzles." Don't worry. You are.

[@fieryflame1295]

Lol

[@garrett3541]

21:28 return of the jordaphant