WARNING: YOU WILL RAGE - Unfair Minecraft

Today we play the most frustrating map of all time.
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X33N: / x33n
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Outro Song:
Jordan Maron - Midnight Drive
Video link: • Jordan Maron - Midnigh...
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Thanks for watching, dudes! Ratings, favorites, and general feedback is always appreciated :)

[@karanhdream]

"Whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen horrifically" - My life on a daily basis...

[@notjosh9104]

YASSSSSS QUEEEEN

[@wesleycurrier13]

-finish the map -You've been banned... wut

[@davidthecommenter]

"Wait, that's illegal"

[@CrimsonFangTV]

X33N: Sees torch Also X33N: “That seems indicative of a torch”

[@jeyphr]

hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@plumeria72]

It also seems that the sky is made of sky

[@pinkraven4402]

When you die you stop living

[@kailanithekoimermaid]

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

[@blakenathan2603]

>Chest moves toward tree every time "It's gonna move a different way"

[@kayla3386]

“i like chocolate milk.. and warm cuddles” me too bud

[@pinkraven4402]

Me too 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

[@user-lp4cm4dj6t]

"I like getting shot by arrows of healing." "Kill me baby."

[@sturgg23]

Kim Beverly Villalobos he said heal me baby

[@stuartnorton7299]

He said heal me baby

[@Greyman2]

He said heal me baby

[@Termina_]

He said heal me baby

[@J80.]

He said heal me baby

[@starfish3182]

I completely died of laughter when the zombie things started attacking and X33n started crying hysterically lol

[@mike-bq7sn]

Zombie things? They are called husks

[@starfish3182]

Yeah I realized that a long while ago lol, in my defense I hadn't played minecraft for like 2-3 years prior.

[@pinkraven4402]

@@starfish3182 Husks are a type of zombie so you were right callimg them "zombie things". You were wrong that it was x33n who started crying hysterically tho because it was Sparklez haha 😂

[@starfish3182]

@@pinkraven4402 haha I know watching it back now I saw that it was sparklez. Oh well, either way it was still funny lol

[@akgamer1825]

8:20 the way he says "WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS" is great

[@k.i429]

20:50 is now one of my favorite Jardon moments

[@quarantineme5713]

It is Wednesday my dudes. (15:50)

[@plushbeetlez4726]

I cackled the scream is perfect

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

House starts filling with lava, better run into it!

[@pchurch4973]

Minecraft is unfair, Captain sparkles is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppression

[@alexfigie9701]

Man Jordan's little wiggle dance at 20:52 had my high ass laughing for like 30 seconds straight

[@thejolirancher7439]

Alex Figie it sounded like an old washing machine I was dead

[@elenagraves6249]

"Why me?!" SAYS X33N as the background reads 'unfair minecraft'

[@angiekim3913]

0:52 a jump scare i was not expecting

[@tyrax3181]

I actually screamed

[@CuddlePhantom]

I loved the wholesome break where they talked about chocolate milk, warm cuddles, and peanut MnMs ❤️

[@dexiangzheng6093]

The funniest part was that captian sparkles and xeen raging at eachother.

[@ejsuperstar]

its X33N not xeen

[@Twoxxii]

Dexiang Zheng its X33N

[@mohddaniel2294]

i love captain sparkles said "son of a bitch" lol

[@LouisBlanco23]

*IT PUSHED MEEEE*

[@twofeathers7834]

I'm calling him xeen in spite of those who say X33N

[@khaoskhaos]

Map:*is troll map* Cs:*acknowledges this* Also cs:*falls for literally every trick*

[@Drecon84]

It's the most entertaining way to do it though.

[@khaoskhaos]

@@Drecon84 you right, you right

[@anshroow]

I've seen someone play this map before and there is really cool sounds effects but they had the voice volume option down.

[@Zero21kr]

Arex0 Was it popularmmos?

[@anshroow]

Zero 21 Yep

[@Zero21kr]

Arex0 nice fam

[@isxckle]

Arex0 crainer and Thea

[@xxwolfpackxx3420]

I watched prestonplays play this map xd

[@JFrancoe]

MAMMAS B0Y BETTER MAKE A ANIMATION OF THIS!! THIS WAS AWSOME

[@ilyaholt8607]

Are you living in 2016?

[@GlitchReaper]

Title = "The most unfair map ever!" or maybe "Why did we do this?"

[@woo4899]

TheDarkMane Dartiir - elite awesome*

[@andrewman1]

TheDarkMane Dartiir - elite There hasn't been an animation in ages my friend.......

[@andrewwupori6163]

Animations died a while ago, don't hold your breathe on that one

[@sclubbydoo6424]

"I can break wood but I cant break stairs" - Claptrap

[@beansowles]

CL4P-TP cant climb not that he cant break them damn.

[@YaBoiAction]

That looked like the most stressful map in history 😂 but aye you did it

[@baldurpalmason5391]

YaBoiAction thanks for spoiling

[@krise99391]

Baldur Pálmason how is that a spoiler?

[@NoelCon100]

You know he'll still complete it, so he didn't spoil anything

[@iragoodiii4609]

YaBoiAction iiiito iiiiii

[@iragoodiii4609]

YaBoiActionnn

[@Deb_Boi]

There isn't a hiccup in the map, who ever makes the jump makes it past the wall. The other player needs to stand on the chest and then jump and place the wood block on it. You then jump over the wall.

[@thehaigu321]

also there is a piece of podzol in the junction of that wall you can jump on to get over the wall

[@eleatreezero]

20:47 A MIRACLE HAS HAPPENED BUT THEN HE DIDNT JUMP

[@chevalino993]

14:49 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[@hmmyesinteresting]

This is absolutely great. Minecraft has hit record highs with their updates

[@abaan4046]

NO! PLEASE! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

[@oscarhartman2800]

hmm yes interesting the ending though!!!!

[@benjaming5805]

hmm yes interesting you're EVERYWHERE shit

[@mostcoolkid78]

hmm yes interesting.

[@manofstrong2903]

hmm yes interesting Popularmmos played this map and all the commenters want to watch part 2 of popularmmos and gamingwithjen suffer from this map the likes is going to be 105 likes idk why

[@Bruh-ph4do]

23:00 first time i heard captain sparkles say a bad word lol

[@bhavyakukkar]

@@Bruh-ph4do you are a bitch

[@guitarfox8316]

It came as a surprise to me and I actually swear a lot in my day to day life and I just didn’t think he would so I’m with you on the being surprised

[@mursaaaraezzy5434]

I love this the relationship ship between them both and the team work and also the jokes that rx3n keeps dropping “ put me in the game coach” 😂😂😂

[@robobuilder1335]

Adventure mode only let's you break and place stuff when the item/block has the appropriate modifier, and by rebreaking it, you broke a block that couldn't be placed again

[@NoirMariaa]

Xeen is precious, protect him at all costs

[@deadwolfgamer6751]

"This map is unfair" he says while playing a map called UNFAIR minecraft

[@peterblonk2387]

This is really entertaining, please do more stuff like this !

[@drdaedalus880]

22:24 - 22:34 his face changes preemptively to be able to do the German accent 😂 Edit: uhh idk what accent actually...

[@LCamm]

Jeremy Holmes russia

[@trixiegamez8553]

Sounds like gru

[@smokyz_]

How could you forgot to put resource pack on? There should be sounds and effects

[@RM-mg5iu]

DangWeb ww

[@superslimanoniem4712]

forget*

[@gamingbros6645]

Superslim Anoniem u dumb? 😃

[@visibletonone.superiortoal2033]

Gaming Bros how are they dumb, it is a correction.

[@themultiversalassociationo9746]

@@gamingbros6645 are you?

[@ic6w315]

"i like peanut butter m&m's" - captain sparklez

[@ExperienceRush]

6:36 You can literally see X33N holding the wood.

[@Nick-hm9rh]

Thats an axe tho

[@ExperienceRush]

@@Nick-hm9rh Look a couple frames after the axe at 6:36 - 6:37 through the leaves he pulls out the white wood.

[@Nick-hm9rh]

@@ExperienceRush shit ur right

[@FissGamePlays]

Was waiting for this comment

[@Quaz-jinx]

Thats the broken messed up wood

[@svisuals4932]

Title: *Unfair Minecraft* Alpha: _Am I a JoKe To YoU?_

[@trixiegamez8553]

K

[@YannisBang]

K

[@svisuals4932]

K

[@nerdadendem]

20:50 is my favorite moment of this whole thing 😂

[@youssefabid1034]

So awesome and funny do more rage maps.

[@firalioue4040]

spam egar erom od ynnuf dna emosewa oS

[@beansowles]

@@firalioue4040 Thats really quite the waste of your time just writing a comment backwards

[@red_vibe9984]

I love how this map was a learning experience almost everytime you guys did something

[@Fyroah]

Really? No Troll Craft nostalgia at the "LOL" chest?

[@eenbeenmaster8336]

Whalecum Great intro

[@blackcupid7316]

Juu

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Hey! Whalecum to this channel!

[@B0nd3n]

haha i was just about to ask if anybody else heard that too xD

[@demonicchaosofwar7846]

"whaleCUM" lol

[@rubixrubin910]

w h y

[@miymek7714]

When they don’t realize the messed up the nbt tags

[@Videogamma]

“So you hang” lmao he was gonna say, so you hang here often lol that tickled me

[@adalynnlogan2104]

Where at?

[@pinkraven4402]

I'm coming back to this video when I'm anxious, it calms me down :)

[@eboone]

If you break a block that can only be placed on a certain block, it becomes a normal block.

[@queenofmeow2802]

That was helpful

[@TheJ1zzardOfOz]

Curious how long it actually took you guys to finish this

[@kozee891]

TheJ1zzardOfOz double the amount of the video

[@AzZulski]

TheJ1zzardOfOz 32 minutes

[@TheJ1zzardOfOz]

Az Zulski did you not notice how many cuts there were in the video..?

[@ShadowWolvesSong]

TheJ1zzardOfOz does that show how much time is outside of the cuts?

[@SgtSkullFog]

@@AzZulski nah they editied alot out

[@xQcow1]

That expression on Jordan's face at 31:37😂 😂 😂

[@TasTheWatcher]

*Chest moves in a direction* The chest moves! *Chest moves in the same direction* "It went the other way!" *Chest moves in the same direction again* "I think it moves randomly" le facepalm

[@JohnA...]

...I recently broke a tooth eating a PB m&m. Why does everything you love just hurt you in the end.

[@hyunii5891]

Milk chocolate m&ms never betray you ;)

[@chaz5256]

either that was a super tough m&m or you have weak teeth. Or both

[@JohnA...]

the tooth had a rather large filling in it already, so probably weakened, and it could have also been a tough M&M. Either way still sucked, and now I'm going to have to get a crown on the tooth to fix it at some point.

[@fern9760]

if the tooth was weak enough to be broken by an m&m, it was probably going to be broken by anything.

[@JosepiThe13th]

John A. Damn, what a depressing but also very true question to ask.

[@BrittneyLuv748]

i love u and xeen but i wish you’d play at least one solo minecraft map some time

[@SwagJaws]

He has plenty of solo maps

[@Vulporium]

I've been watching troll levels in Mario Maker, and this has a lot of the feel of something along those lines. I really enjoyed watching you play this abomination of a map. keep it up.

[@benjaminme8682]

the whole time they were at the start i was like no the chest isnt randomly moving

[@pugz3230]

You could jump on the LOL chest and onto the cobblestone wall then over the tall cobblestone wall

[@SpacemanChannel]

there are probably barriers

[@thundergamez0714]

20:53 HAHAHAHAHAHA i cant stop laughing

[@Medbread]

I loved that smile at the end slowly turning into a frown

[@sepiasmith5065]

I didn't expect to enjoy this as much but I totally did!!!! This was awesome

[@superninja3464]

Holds wood in hand and says he didn’t pick it up

[@TheTransforcer]

i can not imagine how long ALL of that actually took you two.

[@jandepaepe4262]

When falling through cobwebs to the bottom of the world, the only thing one can truly ay is "oh... oke" xP

[@jordan200]

22:59 Why is this the only time I've ever heard him say son of a bitch 😂😂😂😂😂 I diedddd 😂😂

[@The_Epicness9000]

What makes this map worse is that there are *no* checkpoints.

[@queenofmeow2802]

True, True

[@skiddy527]

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky

[@chickennugget9004]

L3ngnd27 whalecum

[@mantiswhale1252]

as someone who uses commands often I understood a lot of this pretty quickly :w but I'd still struggle with the surprises so a map worth playing,

[@jokersjack1930]

I would LOVE to see the full video of this!

[@maheswaraakram2216]

I GOT IT!! 0.3 seconds later NO!!! (Jordan gets seizures)

[@TheAngelArrow]

"i just went for it"

[@harryliang4743]

I love all your maps with x33n

[@noamtepper456]

Best Minecraft video I have seen in a year maybe

[@alyx8815]

It's because you broke that block before

[@swindlepalomine7608]

this is so PAINFUL TO WATCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@wcskeleton1388]

d settle down

[@JosepiThe13th]

d No reason to be so toxic...

[@xxwolfpackxx3420]

it was probably a joke no need for you to be so toxic

[@masonkohler8657]

Binging vids of jardeeno and x33n playing crazy maps is great

[@voodewwmc2534]

These are so difficult to watch just because how long it takes them to figure things out

[@johnmcdonough243]

why the fuck is this in my recommended, havent played craft since middle school

[@Leo-ix6jm]

John McDonough maybe its because you curse to much and your device gets angry at you and trys to annoy you.

[@mysticgacha8746]

MABYE YOUR MUM SUBSCRIBED AND PUT REMINEDERS FOR YOU

[@678_hero3]

This got infuriating real fast.

[@fuze9458]

"THIS IS UNFAIR!" Roll credits!

[@GrandMasterWu_]

Bruh that reaction at the end when he pressed that last button 😂😂

[@Mikemk_]

How come you don't do animations anymore?

[@emeryshurpit8656]

Michael Johnson He never did M0mas b0y did and still does

[@Mikemk_]

I'm pretty sure they're the same person. Anyway, they appear under CS's channel, so

[@-Meric-]

Michael Johnson They're not the same person, sparkelz has no idea how to animate, Mama's b0y is hi red or contracted by sparkelz to animate I believe

[@Jzwiz]

Reminds me of unfair sonic unleashed. Or unfair sonic generations which is suchhhh bs

[@DestructionVicey]

Jzwiz you mean unfair Mario?

[@Jzwiz]

Destructionvicey no i ment unfair sonic.

[@DestructionVicey]

Jzwiz ok

[@bhavyakukkar]

Jordan: **does something bad** Jordan: What have you done?????

[@K_amonger]

I think there was two finish the map buttons so if you flung yourself like CaptainSparklez on single player you could still win That wasn't very unfair

[@stachu_kosiarka9224]

If it is unfair minecraft you can be unfair too :D turn on gamemode 1 and fly to the end xd

[@maltheIDM]

@@psycotiks8696 bruh

[@brookeflorance224]

I love you guys!!!!

[@ThePurplePupUwU]

The reason that the birch wood reset was because it was placed and then broken and it changed the block "DataValue"

[@ginjafox9509]

I also facepalmed when sparkles didn't notice the birch in his inventory when asked if he picked it up. This video basically confirms my theory that Sparkles always has the second slot selected and never sees an item if it's in the first hot bar slot.

[@miracleok4939]

“I like chocolate milk and cuddl”cuts in “I like peanut m&m’s” haha

[@CallMe_Ty]

I like trains

[@d-doggaming4584]

i too like trains

[@Hema8551]

HELLO!

[@sworntoavenge]

Everbody do the flop!

[@natskii4886]

CRAP -VROOM-

[@RetroNesFan]

i remember when that was a thing.

[@garrett2716]

That stupid accent Sparklez does gets old pretty fast

[@ellieblunden1463]

He's been doing this for years. He had to find some stupid gimmick to cling to lol.

[@cyancybershock719]

23:00 rewatching this in 2023 and hearing jordan say bitch, kinda insane lol

[@rQcc00n]

an inspirational quote, “i like peanut butter m&ms”

[@zomgio]

You should do omega modded survival like if you agree

[@russellnorth1]

This is the only good Minecraft you tuber

[@eyezuel5307]

criminal roy believe what you want buddy boi, personally I think phoenix SC is pretty good if you like sethbling

[@emmiazona7153]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:'(

[@DraconicDuelist]

I like Mumbo Jumbo, DanTDM, ibxtoycat, Grian, PopularMMOs (w/ GamingWithJen), (drunk) Markiplier (and friends), (occasionally) TheAtlanticCraft

[@JosepiThe13th]

and i won But... everyone from Hermitcraft... especially Grian, MumboJumbo, Xisuma, and Iskall.

[@JosepiThe13th]

This map has a lot of potential. It just needs a lot of fixing. Multiplayer is broken, and the checkpoint system doesn’t work half of the time. They could’ve used REAL checkpoints, but instead, they opted for some weird villager teleporting bullshit. Overall though, it’s a good concept and pretty well executed. It just needs some fixing.

[@rohankansal817]

THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN 32 MINUTES OF QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT YAY

[@simonasgriksas9171]

first the Halloween find the button now this

[@Some_Bunny]

Simon challenges No. Body. Cares.

[@Leo-ix6jm]

Maybe. They. Have. Different. Time. Zones.

[@michaelkuehl7415]

“I like cuddles and chocolate milk”.......”I like peanut butter m&ms”😂😂😂

[@nova92]

for the third puzzle i was just literally screaming and shaking my screen "USE THE FRICKIN STONE TO BUILD OVER THE WALL"

[@lilli5130]

congats on 10 million

[@MiniBoyVT]

15:33 sounds like the start to Feel good Inc

[@adalynnlogan2104]

Yep

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

Your prize was escaping this hell.

[@Zeen__]

Gotta love when xeen says this is unfair Im like ye no kidding

[@foxx.on.saturn5143]

Sparklz rage is to wine in a highpitched voice Beautiful