A Non-Isaac Player Guesses What Items do!

[@AmirhanAbishev]

I am just imagining explaining cambion conception. "The more you get beat up the more pregnant you look and once you get sufficiently beaten up you birth a baby that cries with you"

[@colon_closingbracket]

Isaac is a Wholesome Christian game for the entire Family

[@Kluki13]

@@colon_closingbracket your profile pic makes that way more funny

[@malicioususer1837]

8:15 I think I know why mom items are range ups. Since Mom is a tall adult she can reach high up to places where isaac can't reach. That's why mom's things are associated with range

[@thepaperempire7954]

genius

[@alsartsavience3512]

damn, that's clever.

[@colon_closingbracket]

And i think some dad items give range ups as well, for the same reason probably

[@julianfieber5353]

I mean it makes sense for the high heels because isaac is taller wearing them.

[@Hamgurburger]

That's what I've always thought as well.

[@tairbaz3650]

Missed opportunity to put more options after there's options to confuse him even more

[@Mart1n192]

Imagine a mod that makes all these items work as Josh thought they would

[@Cejotagaming]

Million dollar idea

[@deez29]

H

[@gamerhurley]

the binding of Josh

[@randomchild-ren3694]

Bruh sis I thought you dead? Are you knocking on the door right now? Heading out

[@josephruss5976]

Sir yes sir I am on it

[@FordCougar]

someone PLEASE make a mod that gives the bosses the name he gave, I can't say how much I wanna fight mega satan and just see like "Bethany vs. EUGENE"

[@barefooteel3418]

AHOY SPONGEBOB, I BECAME SATAN HIMSELF, AND IM GONNA KILL A INFANT NAMED BETHANY! AGHAGHAGHAGH

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Sounds like the too formal flaw from void bastards wich names all void monsters instead of displaying the monster archetype. At least its not yelling on item pickup in a game where you better stay hidden

[@Tiran_the_Typical]

Bethany Vs. BETHANY

[@fredeickwomble4762]

Hmmm yes Issac vrs Issac (if you really look at it)

[@crelos3549]

"Everything it's gonna be health" Normal Lost players: Yes, kid

[@AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld]

Imagine all the weird items in Repentance that Josh could have tried to guess...

[@harbringerboredom2353]

Imagin: A fucking vase, does it kind of break when you get hit and bleed your enemies? No, it's a flamethrower

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@harbringerboredom2353 "does it open doors" "yes, into a room that doesn't exist"

[@tinyhawk6427]

I just love him struggling with the ootato peeler of all things and I’m like “yup it skins the enemies...the enemies....”

[@GoldenFreddy-py7kz]

1:51 Josh Foreshadowing the Hole Theory since then.

[@Sknotty]

Damn, Bethany sure has changed since the last time I saw her

[@Hhesu]

Lmao

[@SlothOfTheSea]

“i will become back my hush” -bethany, 2021

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Man,give him a hug...He sounds so tired and depressed D: And this throw after first mistake...True despair

[@joelebruno]

He sounds high

[@moncoposig]

11:37 "Is that a cat?.. or a dog?" "It's a dog" * scrolls down into comments instantly *

[@TheSoundwave300]

To be fair when I for awhile I thought cricket was a dog too

[@angiovanni7356]

I just literally did that

[@TUNDIRE409]

Wait... It's not a dog?

[@TUNDIRE409]

It IS a dog, look at cricket's body. His tail is too short to be a cat.

[@adelinehaley9428]

"You sacrifice your arm to get a longer other arm"

[@markopeppo]

i want a second one this was hilarious lmao

[@Jpx0999]

Mom knife explaining: is Just a knife And give a lot of damage

[@seedyboi9449]

I feel like a mod needs to be made using the prompts made by the non-isaac person

[@Orokovet]

3:05 correction: dead cat immedially ruins any run you pick it up on and all while reminding you of how every item is better lmao

[@himedo1512]

B8

[@joelebruno]

The Lost would disagree with that

[@Orokovet]

@@joelebruno well you have a point lmaoo. There is one exception and you found it lol

[@archerymidnight3422]

Or where you're on an early floor anyway

[@Mekmassimochannel]

Judas disagrees

[@MicrowaveGoesMMMM]

his concept for the d6 was kinda pog tho

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

portable dice room

[@VinVonVoom]

1:45 Hole Theory: Origins

[@coolguyawesome90002]

12:33 oh god not the minion laugh

[@Lilithlun]

His mom's underwear effect makes much more sense than the original one, and it's also in line with other boss items. We need a mod for this change to take effect.

[@cr1l483]

he’s so creative with his answers

[@ellieplays2481]

That dude fucking OBLITARATED that Chapstick into dust

[@takaruku8128]

I think this is a pretty great video, probably one of my favorites you've made

[@mantekolcuentasecundaria1032]

i want to see the whole hole theory

[@nesp0s437]

"Now this is Bob's brain..." "Aw, poor Bob :("

[@lucianoariasduval]

I am DYING with Bum Friend oh my god

[@jappietenhove1582]

the hole theory is just perfect we need more videos with josh

[@augustomoreira7441]

8:02 i think it makes isaac emotional, that would explain the crying on a bigger range.

[@kraventm]

Crikets head being fire rate makes sense but the reason why its a dmg up its bcs the tears are bigger, hence the dmg

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Oooh, brother bobby and sister maggie show up in devil deals because they get sacrificed by sacrificial altar most of the time

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

but also cause they're... ya know dead babys

[@winterminty1401]

@@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω dry baby

[@mexicanmafiabossnamedpablo]

Him:(brakes something) Titles:[ *MUSIC* ]

[@limecoveredbrick]

"let me go please i dont know anything about this"

[@harbringerboredom2353]

We need a mod that changes Isaac to that insanity

[@etm8539]

Now I can't unsee the face out of the Pageant Boy...

[@baneztrburakkaya769]

1:51 the day the hole jokes started

[@TerrariaLuvr]

11:39 ALL THIS TIME. ALL MY DAYS OF ISAAC PLAYING. I THOUGHT CRICKET WAS A CAT THE FUCK???

[@gardelumbwacker]

Cricket is a cat you were right

[@gardelumbwacker]

??? i just said it was a cat

[@lxc5332]

@@gardelumbwacker my bad

[@gardelumbwacker]

No worries

[@Ezecool-3105]

30:33 That's what Arachna's active item does

[@Dragonoidalpha]

Make a video that just has josh commentate over one of your runs

[@mitchelvivatson947]

Imagine a mod where all these descriptions are in the game

[@kylerivera3470]

21:29 If this really was from 2019 then that may have been some sort of weird future prediction.

[@channeldiscontiniued5537]

I want to see a video of josh talking about the hole theory

[@die_wahre_zitrone7397]

Moms heels give range, so does Moms underwear and moms lipstick but moms contact... I think they want to tell us something

[@A_Person9900]

Isaac Vs. Eternal Pain

[@tommyOlivieri]

What about what trinkets and pick ups do

[@Garbo_trashcan]

He'd never guess the trinkets Not even I remember what most of them do and I have like 800 hours

[@blueballsssss4198]

9:50 what about kamikaze?

[@vapovapoenjoyer9476]

You are beautiful man, please take a cofee with me!

[@zeronova7279]

bother bobby, wait what? no! leave him alone

[@1971taks]

Best friend doesn't do that punching bag does that best friend explodes

[@pete1318]

Fun fact, cricket actually IS a cat, even if it does look like ot

[@settingsun5582]

Isn't cricket a dog-

[@pete1318]

@@settingsun5582 Nope! "Cricket's Head is named after one of Ed's former cats who is now rehomed, Cricket." Straight from the wiki! But it totally looks like a dog so I get the confusion

[@Gc7501-YT]

He predicted the repentance bean

[@alejandrolozano4919]

I like the point you show he the dead cat

[@flex-jux6486]

Is it just me who see the white square vibrate when i look at the little drawing to the left/right ?

[@bigsmiff4366]

Someone make a mod with these boss names.

[@kuznechiks]

*bob's rotten brain*

[@chucklorddrakechucklorddra4225]

can i join the hole theory

[@DoggoReal]

No the hole must choose you

[@iiknite3738]

Of course, child, accept the way of the hole and the hole will accept you.

[@SEDS23]

If you're meant to enter the hole, you will find yourself in the hole eventually

[@crelos3549]

With the divorce papers you should have said to him half of the description

[@harbringerboredom2353]

Make more, its coom

[@A_Person9900]

Its dinner J O S H.

[@FanteTheYellowElephant]

11:40 "It's a dog." Incorrect. Cricket is confirmed to be one of Edmund's cats.

[@thedoomlord8618]

Was about to say that aswell

[@АвокадроВеличайший-г9ж]

Now i hate holes even more

[@zhalpd7017]

Cricket is a cat not a dog. Maxs head in the flash game was a dog, Cricket is a cat

[@zhalpd7017]

@Arktilas Look at the wiki, fool

[@FanteTheYellowElephant]

@Arktilas Zhal is correct. This was confirmed years ago by Edmund himself.

[@myth0572]

Well hes gonna have alot of questions....

[@seaweeed1383]

I am now always going to refer to The Matriarch as “Luke”

[@soyfiish]

Bethany vs. Bethany

[@austin402]

cricket is a cat

[@wrappy8321]

Josh's full name: josh holes

[@Jpx0999]

Next you should dothe pills and cards MAYBE even the souls and runes

[@aidenvandijk4223]

fast josh is cursed

[@Tiran_the_Typical]

He sounds higher than the Empire State building

[@dr_pebbles_frinkleboing]

clearly he necer seen mario

[@olinolivia]

bother bobby

[@gudadada]

Why does the thumbnail say “Bother Bobby” lmao

[@j.m3050]

Yeah, this *bothers* me

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Jiro.

[@shadowcrafter4677]

About crickets head, it's actually a cat for some reason I don't understand either.

[@TheKingOfSoup]

No, its Isaacs dog cricket

[@FanteTheYellowElephant]

@@TheKingOfSoup No. Edmund himself confirmed that he's never had a dog, though he did want one growing up and would had called it Max (thus Max's Head in the original game). Cricket is confirmed to be one of the cats Edmund has adopted over the years.

[@shadowcrafter4677]

@@TheKingOfSoup look it up

[@TheKingOfSoup]

@@FanteTheYellowElephant you learn something new every day

[@kelciloveslps]

Cricket is a cat

[@Keelvin]

WHAT

[@kelciloveslps]

@@Keelvin it’s a cat 😭😭 it’s named after edmund’s old cat!! And the body has a cat tail 😔

[@kelciloveslps]

@@Keelvin twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1245809592094744578?s=21

[@Keelvin]

Damn i had no idea my minds blown rn

[@kelciloveslps]

@@Keelvin just a game full of dead cats 😅

[@tomasferreras781]

1:50 "they can just be ... " and this video is not from this year o_0

[@mango2951]

The poop

[@gravitysword2002]

Best friend is a spacebar bomb tho?

[@cedarpointadidas]

what the hell is hole theory

[@demh-x9t]

wringle dingle

[@startercat]

first moment first moment

[@Coolguylegit8877]

Second

[@rarinrumble291]

@@Coolguylegit8877 3rd

[@blobfish178]

@@rarinrumble291 88th

[@colon_closingbracket]

@@blobfish178 Approximately1337th

[@magmaman7883]

Mate from 3k subs now he is almost 13k, boy u know how to milk this game :)))))

[@goldencommando8200]

does man also not play mario how did he not get the 1up item

[@goldencommando8200]

anyone could guess it gives an extra life not more health

[@SadatEverything]

Lost it at 21:27

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love you guys

[@sneakysquid6195]

imagine someone only watches this

[@heestothecolf5107]

Btw Cricket is a cat.

[@cloudtender8813]

More Plez

[@Enzonian2008]

8:23 thumbnail

[@AP-01102]

cricket's not a dog

[@Sickmmaner]

Actually it's a cat.

[@kacpermatysiak4492]

Great video but i dont know why, when he didnt tell him what the items does afterwards when he guessed them i got fucking pissed off, just this irrational rage because of a mild inconvenience. Also your friend sounds high which was funny.

[@Keelvin]

So I did tell him in the recording and most of the time he just went "oh ok" or something to that effect so it just wasn't interesting enough to keep in the video.

[@kacpermatysiak4492]

@@Keelvin Oh ok, his responses were interesting so it didnt occur to me that was the reason, thanks for explaining :)

[@flokus]

eugene

[@lilchromie]

Do the Minecraft let's play it would just produce amazing content

[@budvscrub6059]

You should really give descriptions.

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

as in the sample text of the items or the description of what they do after josh gueasses?

[@diablo.the.cheater]

the cuts dont help

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

Your friend probably sounds like the guy who made abortion birth, what he says sounds like abortion birth items, lfmao.

[@baldflour34]

wow i didnt even realize im so early

[@meatballmustard7658]

Nice beard

[@Komodor4567]

Nice coc-

[@thejecerk]

the hole theory is a religion now join us