A Particularly Unicorny Monday.

/ nicepeter
Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is a vlog. It is Sunday, too late at night as I write these words, and I'm watching a Vlog Brothers video, and I'd love to get back to it, so this description will be particularly brief, I hope you don't mind.
see you even sooner than usual,
that is, new video coming Wednesday :)
-nice peter

[@nicepeter]

@Cassiopeia7o7 :) where do you think I learned about that fizzy drink? I woke up on the floor of a punk band's practice space in Hagen, very hungover, and I grabbed what I thought was just a regular bottle of water, it was fizzy, I felt better, then I had Frühstück.

[@nicepeter]

@N8SK81000 by you. then us. we look for what people are saying over and over, and then we look for what only 1 or 2 people say, and we toss them around in our heads like donuts, and see which ones come out with the most sprinkles.

[@MyNameIsNurb]

come to Portugal please please please !

[@nicepeter]

@swob0 close enough for me. win.

[@Wixdfast2]

"Weeeeee" I've watched this 7 times and it still makes me laugh

[@Muffininpink]

i laughed so hard when you tried to say the name of the water :D

[@RandomMakingMovies]

Go to sweeeeeedeeen :DDDDD

[@AverageJoe1903]

"since i was wee!" Yaass a little bit o Scotland :D

[@nicepeter]

@michC91 :)

[@angeeOedema]

"This is YOU?? Oh my God!" Hahaha!

[@jump312]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@TheVampyreADDict]

you and courtneypants would be great for each other.

[@TheThirdGerman]

Oh my God how awesome is that? They sell Gerolsteiner in the United States... There are 2 bottles of it on my dest as I am typing in this comment! Hahaha Aweome. Proof that Peter knows what's good! :D

[@NapalmSV]

This is awesome. I'm close enough to the top of the comments that you (Peter) might actually read this. Thanks for doing the darth vader and hitler ERBOH ;) people still comment on my channel :p

[@Angeluscadus]

I WANNNA POOOP SUNSHINE!!!!!.... But then my but would catch fire..... OH OH OH ILL JUST PUT SUNSCRESN ON MY BUTT SO IT WONT BURN..... Wtf..... Who else fantisizes about killing evel unicorns then using their horns to murder other evil unicorns.... U woke up screaming.... And my mom came in asking wat rojg and i said, oh nothing, i just killid 100 evil unicorn single handed!!! WITH ONLY ONE UNICORN HORN!!!!! Hehehe lmfaorofl

[@Ouvii]

Nice Peter should watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... What... he is in the demographic. (not the target demographic obviously. He isn't a young girl)

[@paintballpei]

Nice Peter I Dont know if you really know how much you brighten my Mondays? Even if you do not poop sunshine my days are just better after I see you videos.

[@kathryn363]

well this is my first ever comment on youtube in over 4 years, but i just wanted to say that you made my monday (even though this post was on a tuesday) so much better. It was supposed to be a good day being the end of school but one of my best friends died in a car reck and totally ruined my monday untill this video. so thank you so much and keep it up.

[@stevebee7]

i made a video response to your grandma song nice peter called 'she really liked it' and its a funny song about my grandma!! hope you got to see it!

[@jshafer23]

Just to clarify..... You talked about the viewer mail and how writing sometimes is hard for it to come out .....like rainbow poop and then said something about SHIP date..... right? Ship date and not something that sounds like Ship.....Need to get some help from David Spates.....

[@Pencilpuff]

Hmm since you are promoting that new movie...why don't you have a battle of Charleton Hestin against Mark Walburg XDDD Anywho, your grandmother is precious, hun. I lost mine a year ago and your song did make me smile. Though mine never did yoga O_o

[@PopCanHop]

@Jinxedwithme Welcome to youtube. as you can see the likes are greater then the views, this is because it takes up to 4 hours for the view count to be updated. As the Like's update right away. hope this clears things out for you. lolololol

[@stellaeire]

I was just thinking to myself. I was thinking that you would be an awesome older brother. But my crush on you would probably be weird then.

[@FlowerPowerVideos]

While you were showing your grandmother your video, I saw your I

[@Holzkohlen666]

@ThatRawr1 In case you didn't know More than half of these 750 million euros came from germany and now they want our money again oh and then there is spain, portugal and ireland who also need money. EU ? yeah hate it!

[@isnickninja]

At first, I saw the painting and I was like "oh that's not too big" then I saw the car and I'm like, "it could be a miny car..." and then i looked and saw a mini person and realized "holy crap that's a big ass painting!"

[@pulpfictionhypernovawoddyradis]

you also dropped hints about street music. where is it ! please ! Me and my group of friends love it ! especially superman socks!! every Friday (got to get down) we wear blue socks in tribute! STREET MUSIC !!!

[@Mfedlo]

Hi nice Peter! I was wondering if you ever got my mail? It's my nephews baseball card and he's watches every Monday to see if you mention him? Please please please could you let us see if you got it? Thanks:)

[@blueiiidgirl36]

NicePeter = Happy Man You just made me look forward to Mondays! How'd you do it? Kudos on the being consulted for 'Rise of the Apes' thing. Next Rap battle... Charlie the Unicorn v. Caeser the Enhanced Monkey?

[@Tutzeh]

Try to pronounce your drink of choice like Gae-rohl-shtainar, at least I think that may be a little closer our actual german pronounciation. I by the way didn't even know it's being sold in America. ;)

[@MaBoiJoe]

wow i really like NicePeter's videos. btw WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[@duvillas]

Dude, you're the nicest Peter in the world! And WOW, your friend is an awesome painter!

[@AnonymoStranger]

Hey, I went and watched that marydoodle video, and I really enjoyed it! Your awesome song in the backround was nice too, and I was wondering if I could possibly get that onto my itunes?

[@backformore06]

WHEEEEE!!!! XD Oh my god, people need to send you stuffed animals more often. You should totally make the punk-rock-unicorn-transition a thing XD Your grandma is awesome! As are you :-)

[@petersimon1362]

I put a blood-drive on in my school, and everyone asks "what does giving blood feel like?" so I tell them...Imagine standing on the edge of a cliff, and falling onto a unicorn.

[@Cassiopeia7o7]

what about visting Germany? it's in the middle of Europe (fair for your fans from different countries) and, what is more, you may learn something about your favourite fizzy drink :D

[@Rebexxify]

@rasuli4 I find it weird cuz I'm 17 and my dad is over 60! LOL but its actually pretty normal to have young grandparents! You're lucky, you'll have her around for a long time!

[@haboombaby]

@martal126 We were walking back to our car in the evening and we passed the Empress. It scared the crap out of me, because it was covered in vines and it was so dark.

[@chicashusband1]

Just thought you should know that there is a trilogy about unicorns called "Birth of the Firebringer" I'm on the last book, and then I saw this, and I was like "Scary..."

[@Vayashan]

Its kinda Pronounced like "Gur-ol-sty [like sly but with t, youknow xD?]-ner" Now you know... maybe! xD Btw: ich liebe deine Videos. Ha! That's german ppl for you ;D

[@Hyperaktiver1]

@asson432 yeah we have this really terrible bacteria spread right now, but the bacteria are on vegetables and not in water so there is no concern about drinking this water

[@Narkis333]

I believe that unicorns did existed :)) here's a joke on that Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

[@voidskidder]

I watched Mary's video. It's great! She's on deviantart too, which makes it doubly great. It's the youtube of art that doesn't move or rap. A lovely place.

[@estookinstudio]

Please, if the Europe tour will happen, then come to Estonia. None of the famous KZbinrs has been to Estonia. Thank you if you read this comment! :) -TwTv

[@MandiL1986]

Your grandma is adorable ... So precious ... Your a wonderful guy nice peter.. Thanks for all the hard work you go through to entertain us :) we all appreciate it

[@Theblaaa123]

wow i didn'T know they are selling gerolsteiner in the states, that's my favourite fizzy water^^ btw: you REALLY can't pronounce it, not even close xD

[@samanthaakaate]

I had no idea James Franco was going to be in the new planet of the apes movie. I guess I'll have to go and see it now because he's "just soo cuote!"

[@HolyShitThatsLiz]

Haha. When I saw the Star Wars painting I was like, "Ok. That's not that big is it?" Then the car rolled up and I was like, "Holy shit that's huge."

[@allbecauseofyou]

Yay for Private firt class Andrew! haha. But I love the epic music while the little silver car was coming to a stop during the Star Wars picture hahah

[@eclectic.britt655]

@LukeDrake94 I agree. NicePeter has given me a reason to look forward to Mondays. If I could thumbs up your comment a million and 1+ times I would

[@lovekittyforever]

Can I just say that I love you, ok? :)

[@tylers12345689]

Did anyone else look at the star wars pic and was like that isn't that big then the car drove by and then u were like Holy Shit that huge!!!

[@covingtonlatin2011]

Awesome Ray-Ban intro Peter!....except your green/yellow glasses arent Ray-Bans and you have never shown yourself wearing them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nightslayer23]

make a zombie vs rainbow rapbattle why cuz its fun its random haha XD and funny vid and i love the weeeeeeeeh pony haha XD it made me laugh haha

[@TomAnkcorn]

if your going to Europe its probably even more important to pick your destinations really well. We tend not to travel that far to go to events.

[@KaiderKiller]

A possible english transcription for the proper pronounciation could be: geh-roll-stie-naire it's not exact but sounds at least similar.

[@IFMIStupidFox]

Dude, your Grandma is awesome. Mine would be totally oblivious and just say something like, "Ey you kids today and your internet."

[@shataj]

you are the coolest person on earth! I love watching your videos. Good to have you back :D (btw, excited your coming to Europe!)

[@lilpackerfreak]

my great grandma is like 97 or something and she hardly even talks. it'd funny how she was laughing at your rap battle outfit. :D

[@FallOutKidd49]

grandma: Peter, is that you? Peter: Yes Grandma! I'm dressed up as a woman! Lady Gaga to be exact..

[@tobi9ify]

can you make the grandma song in spanish so i could show it to my only grandma. Pleaseeeeeeeeee you would totally make her life

[@UnseelieQueen]

Peter, your love of life is contagious. I am always smiling after I watch your videos :) Sending you some viewer mail soon! ♥

[@Tueify]

My name, Tue, transelate to "kills" in french:P so my name is on all the cigarette packs in France... I think that's pretty cool

[@mybestfriendchris1]

its my birthday and i'd like to say my birthday wish is that nice peter will have a long and happy life. thumbs up so he can see

[@Xaviorr]

I

[@zippetyzee]

Hey, This is Hannah and Lindsay. We sent the gum, kinda hoping you wouldn't eat it, because, well, it tastes like poop.

[@sorrownator]

OMG please come to germany - but I'll have to tell you how to pronunce "Gerolsteiner" correcte if you come over dude =D

[@fretjebobo]

at the moment when i thought peter becaume a Gangsta he said 'YEAHHHHHH' with the link unicorn.... no problem. keep going!

[@FretboardVisualization]

what ever happened to the captions of the furry poop lookin animal guy?

[@LlamaBoyProductions]

grandma watching epic rap battle of history win, ROLE THE NEXT CLIP! :)

[@ToAmandaLynn]

When I saw this in my subscription box I FREAKED. These Monday vlogs always guarantee me a good week and great mood :)

[@BrendanBeckett]

@Burntlego omg I was like wtf are you talking about then I looked and now it cannot be unseen

[@Holzkohlen666]

Come to germany infact come to my living room and I will give you as much "Gerolsteiner" as you want for free :D

[@Kimkotzt]

I just had to favorite this video, because of how funny you said Gerolsteiner :DD Much Love from germany to you.

[@Ammo1174]

1:58 I was thinking, Ok that's pretty cool now zoom out so we can see how big it actuall - HOLY SHIT ITS A CAR

[@Vayashan]

@14rockstarz I just realized that "gay" is more accurate for the start of that word than what i said. Dammit. xD

[@yetteman2k]

NicePeter good luck with all that promoting stuff for the movie!! ps. I really want one of those Zombie patchs!

[@muddboy87]

the likes are updated more frequently than the views which are only done a few times a day as far as I can tell

[@MrNrh]

omg yes finally another american who likes mineral water. try Ensinger though. thats the good one in germany ;)

[@haboombaby]

Hey! I've been to Victoria, BC! It's absolutely beautiful, especially the harbour infront of the legislature.

[@xkristixx]

@1:58... Well that's not a really big painting... *Sees car on the road* HOLY SHIT THAT IS A GIANT PAINTING!

[@ottacracker]

how gives a crap about ice-t and snoop dogg?? you were in the same place as the two masters of the CTFxC!!!!!

[@GingaTheNinga]

I think I tried to pause the video on that message about 18 times before slapped my computer and walked away ;)

[@o0edmonds0o]

your name really goes with your personality your such a nice guy! absolute legend mate! i love you ! no homo*

[@Cecilslady]

Epic rap battles please please find a way to actually dress ray william johnson up as your favorite martian

[@RebirthV3]

omg a t 96 shes in better health then my 89 year old grandma...and ore humor then my 80 year old grandma !

[@Malarky1994]

I lost a really good friend of mine today. At least Peter can make me smile a little bit after this loss.

[@JosephCee]

xD viewer mail viewer mail. i love that! you should do a punk rock version in honor of punk rock unicorn.

[@armymedic999]

@NicePeterToo When r the epic rap coming out? make the epic rap longer than 1:30 and keep them coming

[@crashedwin]

i don't think calling another man cute while talking about unicorns increases your manliness at all...

[@backformore06]

And on my 83rd viewing... have I mentioned how happy it makes me that your name means "rock"? RAWK! \m/

[@TheGossipGirl3000]

I always drink Gerolsteiner Water, I'm from Germany! :D

[@elwido]

I think you're the most popular KZbinr, everyone of your followers//subscribers//viewers love you!

[@ClubPenguinUpdates4u]

...when he starwars painting in my life , did anyone else think he sounded ... oddly ... autotuned?

[@PaulTeichman]

you could pronounced it like G - rolled stainer... COME TO GERMANY!!! i ll get loads of Geroltsteiner

[@chochets]

Why did you choose to show your Grandma the Lady Gaga Vs Sarah Palin Epic Rap Battle of History?

[@Brokoro]

It dawned on me that Mondays have been my favorite day for a while now and I didn't even know it.

[@helenaclare2203]

i love how i got home after the most awful exam, and this instantly cheered me up. thanks peter:)

[@Covernant]

"You will poop sunshine" "I wanna poop sunshine" "Mm, i hope I poop sunshine" Aaaargh diarrhea!

[@StrawHatRat]

Am I the only one who freakin' jumped for joy when they saw there was a new video on Wednesday? :D