A Perfect Tinder Date Backfires (w/ Petey USA)

[@shiningcrobat]

My mind broke at the grape pickup line. xD Dried grapes are raisins! Dates are their own fruit.

[@weepingbeech]

THANK YOU i was also losing my mind

[@rachelbowman5010]

I came here for this comment - lol dates are not grapes… 😂

[@gwenyboo]

How about a raisin? 😉

[@martyrmagoo6586]

I like how he thought it was such a great pickup line and got it so wrong

[@maggiez3677]

Bless them for calling out first guy's hypocrisy for judging the girl he met via a dating app for being on a dating app 😅

[@mekko902]

I'm glad they really dug deep into his stuff. I wish someone had brought up his assumption she's looking for more, cuz it's not for sure.

[@maggiez3677]

@@mekko902 I feel like Cole really picked up on how deep his misconceptions run (seen when he genuinely recommends therapy at the end). The guy isn't a bad guy by any means, but there's some deep misogyny hiding in there that he'd benefit from having questioned-- thinking your experiences are honorable but, when women are doing the same thing as you, they're broken and in need of saving is wild.

[@PondEzra]

It’s so nice hearing other people have the same anxieties around small talk and knowing when to end a conversation lol

[@cannedheatpodcast]

At first I thought it was clickbait, but I’ve watched the video and can confirm, they actually did this outside!

[@cptnsfti]

Wtf spoiler

[@Bigdumbfudge]

Omg I knew it! They really did the thing.

[@Kweku0]

Been watching Peteys tiktoks since the beginning. Never would have expected to see him with you guys but you three mesh so well.

[@fran3928]

Andrew and Cole I love you both so much for calling out jack on the double standard. I can’t even explain how important and refreshing it is to hear. THANK YOU. YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

[@alistairkent7458]

You guys should do a show in Glendale, there’s a diverse crowd here

[@erospsyche4083]

just a quick FYI = a date is NOT a dried grape BUT a raisin IS a dried grape.

[@happyfriendshippal]

My thoughts exactly

[@happyfriendshippal]

Better pickup line: “Are you the monkey from the first Indiana Jones? Because you could steal a date.” This would definitely work believe me

[@jamesb507]

Three interesting guests, oddly linked together, banger episode. Keep it up gents.

[@Poohbear5560]

Honestly thought Emin was on somethin, but when he said “I’m an only child” it all made sense.

[@seriousbees]

Armenian guy has the most chaotic energy of any guest so far

[@biggtimm8143]

You must’ve forgotten the last Armenian

[@yourboy7880]

😂

[@LifefulLife]

YES! I requested to have Petey on tho I didn't know what to expect with his illusive online personality. But he's probably one of the most genuine and empathetic guests you've had!

[@babimanatee]

thank you Andrew and Gordy for using my song !

[@m4athr]

It’s v awesome i’m glad they used it!

[@Spiffier]

I just saw Petey’s gatorade boil video it was so funny to see him pull out more yellow gatorade lmao

[@happyfriendshippal]

One of the best theme songs ever!! The lyrics were really clever and her voice was giving a twee kinda Juno vibe. It is mixed really well since you can hear all the elements distinctly and the vocal is really clear. Great harmony too. Shout out to them!!

[@babimanatee]

thank you!! i really appreciate that :))

[@blakeanderson5011]

Very moldy peaches

[@OtterBiscuits]

Timestamps for guests 4:27 Petey Usa 15:22 Jack 43:27 Rhiz 56:03 Emin

[@yourboy7880]

That’s me

[@Eggolas]

I love the idea of Podcast But Outside A War Having Cam's goofy ass running about in no man's land trying to get a guest.

[@Leoprosy82]

Underrated comment im fuckin dying

[@GilFAMCPT]

I've dated A LOT, if you guys have any questions about this episode just let me know ;)

[@sat.chid.ananda]

how are you today?

[@Zuhaibdamudi]

how to talk to women

[@alyssayarbrough6290]

i’m in love with petey he seems so sweet

[@izabelgib]

its always funny when andrew starts looking at the camera a lot when theres a really good guest

[@MJFizzleFresh]

I once saw Petey on the streets of NYC and I yelled to him that I loved him and his song Lean Into Life literally changed my life but I think I just scared him

[@loserlex]

third guy has the best posture ive ever seen on the pod

[@Synsane]

Fantastic episode, really engaging interesting conversations. Love how Cole broke the lawyers shell lol

[@djtaitai]

Emin is all over the place in the best way edit: lol I guess Andrew felt the same way

[@headshats]

I freaking love petey!!! I'm so excited! Saw him in detroit and he rocks!!!!

[@jrg1121]

The third guest is awesome hahaha

[@IluvUFCgirl4eva11]

Emin is genuinely one of my favorite guests

[@170045290]

One thing i wish theyd keep in is the entire interaction with the stranger as they walk up to the table and not splitting that up by ads.

[@slithygogs]

I feel like the two hosts and Petey are too wholesome for that dude at the beginning

[@thecanehdian435]

The editing at 24:45 it just beautiful.

[@levinknox]

That opening theme song was beautiful

[@Adama_Now]

I like this podcast because of all the outside jokes

[@taybenz]

That guy looks like he just came from a Gatorade boil

[@fernandohernandezqu8984]

I may have fallen in love with Emin but I'm not sure yet

[@erikthewriter]

What was Emin on?

[@TheFovak]

This episode is one of the greatest you've done

[@HarrisonRingling]

This was a super solid episode.

[@CHotell96]

I love Petey so much. Legit is one of my favorite music artists. If you havent heard "Don't Tell the Boys," do yourself a favor

[@bclikesyou]

DON'T TELL THE BOYS

[@semicolandon]

top tier intro song

[@babimanatee]

ty :))

[@emlyons]

wait is that puff sullivan?

[@slithygogs]

ok her joke about grapes of wrath was way better than his joke. a dried grape is a raisin, not a date. smh

[@tenayal-a7553]

Petey’s chair lean is iconic

[@connorruggles8740]

That first guest is such a good guy, he should explore something with that girl! They’d probably complement each other well Edit: nevermind, I hadn’t seen the end of the video yet lol they pointed out what was wrong with his thinking and that makes sense. Guy thinks he knows what’s best for someone else in a weird paternalistic way. Doesn’t necessarily make him bad but def not good!

[@weepingbeech]

woman's perspective here: he doesn't actually seem like a good guy

[@Poohbear5560]

@@weepingbeech Yeah right? Like a man feels empathy and everyone is flabbergasted and praising him to the heavens.

[@connorruggles8740]

@@weepingbeech is it like more “not particularly good” or like bad? I’m just curious, he clearly cares about how she feels and just doesn’t know the best way to not hurt her

[@connorruggles8740]

Okay I hadn’t seen the end of the video yet lol they pointed out what was wrong with his thinking and that makes sense. Guy thinks he knows what’s best for someone else in a weird paternalistic way

[@maggiez3677]

@@connorruggles8740 that's a great way of putting it-- he acts morally superior and as if the woman needs 'saving' for the exact behaviour he's showcasing. I really think he has a good heart, he just needs how he perceives women to be picked apart (seems ingrained/unconscious).

[@SaltyInterlocutor]

I’m attracted to Emin and I’m not sure what that says about me.

[@JC-bs5pd]

The hypocrisy, projection, and patronizing tone of the first man is exactly why dating apps are terrible for people. He’s worse than any player.

[@natalieprssa]

An Astros fan, we love her 🧡

[@siddthekid5046]

DUDE where can I get the Rite Aid On Ice hat!??! Also Walgreens The Movie*TM

[@CHotell96]

Last dude is off the rails

[@efil4saaggin]

Glendale is the best, just north of LA perfect place

[@yourboy7880]

EXACTLY THATS WHY I LOVE LIVING HERE

[@GemA2Gen]

Hi cole!

[@rossgouk21]

yo

[@neutral.chaotic]

petey once messaged me a few times on tiktok and it was creepy ☹

[@mekko902]

He has some creepy energy, tbh

[@cutie11711]

🙃

[@amanda85_G]

whaat what did he say?

[@savgrcmor]

😂 bffr

[@beccamillstein3959]

if it’s not from his verified account, it is a bot 👍

[@dariodano7951]

I have dated

[@eyespliced]

maaaan, blueshirt really ought to think a bit more with his head, and not about just getting the lower one wet. That lady he isn't super into sounds amazing. Grapes of Wrath?! and the banter. good shit. lmfao.

[@kristin2273]

Omg this location again??!!

[@theuselessclips]

nice the Locust at 1:14:19 lol

[@ChryslerPTCruiser]

I.m obsessed with emin

[@stephentheno]

Cullinan at 47:18 😍

[@rudra4625]

i want whatever Emin’s on

[@yourboy7880]

Just life brother just life 😂

[@thomasevans4851]

The first guy is the biggest hypocrite

[@chriscruse9806]

Andrew moved to Portland at 18 and lived there for 8 years. Then he moved to LA for 10 years. That makes him 36 years old.

[@luke.hillis7634]

Shhhhhhhh

[@weepingbeech]

don't

[@lidris138]

I never dated. I just ordered a wife online (free shipping!)

[@iamhereblossom1588]

4:06 lol diverse community? Glendale is where all the people with aspirations of being famous live.

[@33drum33]

Cole's age revealed. Sad!

[@Heartlezz997]

24:44

[@mostwantedpersonintheusa]

Petey USA i am in love with you

[@mollysmoth]

yay yay yay yay yay yay yay

[@krissy55066]

Aren't dates figs, not grapes...? 31:47 Edit: grapes, dates, and figs are 3 different plants lmao

[@weepingbeech]

all three of those are different fruits

[@krissy55066]

@@weepingbeech ahh you're right

[@rudra4625]

sup

[@MycoDogs]

big pog tru baller

[@jonny3700]

JFK😭

[@jswyr]

Didn't like Emin. I much prefer genuine guests rather than someone trying to steal the limelight/ try out a stand up bit.

[@kristin2273]

Grapes are dates 🤯🤯🤯

[@goodnotgr8]

i wonder why no rhiz struggles to make lady friends

[@Olemrac11]

related with the first guy pretty hard