A Playlist to Feel Like a 19th Century Villain Who Won the Game

[@ultravcletplaylists]

timestamps: 00:00 | The Four Seasons: Winter in F Minor, RV. 297: I. Allegro, by Antonio Vivaldi 03:41 | Requiem, K. 626: Confutatis, by W.A. Mozart 05:58 | String Quartet No.6 Op.80 in F Minor: II. Adagio 10:27 | Piano Concerto No.1 in B-Flat Minor, Op.23, TH 55: I. Allegro non troppo, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 19:37 | Requiem, K. 626: Kyrie, by W.A. Mozart 22:21 | Coriolan, Op.62: Overture, by Ludwig van Beethoven 30:55 | De Profundis, by Antonio Salieri 34:42 | Violin Concerto in E Minor, RV 278: I. Allegro molto - Antonio Vivaldi 40:50 | Slavonic March, Op.31, TH 45, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 50:08 | Requiem, K. 626, Agnus Dei, by W.A. Mozart 53:12 | 1812 Overture, Op.46, TH 49, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

[@Tricus36]

Ok redo

[@HazyFelix]

Not by Antonio Vivaldi, by HIM

[@summergamer7650]

I just knew 1812 Overture was gonna be on this list.

[@xCh40z]

why not put the timestamps in the description so we can actually click in the video :D

[@ultravcletplaylists]

@@xCh40z 'cause KZbin will block the video

[@Yo-Me]

Me when I single handedly drop the class average by 40%:

[@garp9269]

lmao

[@geminisol7061]

truly despicable

[@MooMilkMilk]

please I spit out my drink 😭😭

[@mexil6529]

A failure only in the eyes of others 😈

[@fernando3061]

Well done.

[@justbigisz1293]

i felt like i need to study for my anatomy exam in the candlelight

[@paquebot_T6]

With an actual body

[@mooodlemip4779]

Learning anatomy: an excuse to touch yourself (Sorry for being so dirty minded)

[@debianlasmana8794]

@@paquebot_T6 while smiling

[@reshuram4353]

@Katie C Jesus calm down

[@yunsan]

YESSSSSS

[@Liteskinxo]

I remember going to the theatre with my mom in 1794 when this dropped, surreal experience.

[@3rr0r4o40]

Ikr?! Those amphitheaters were PACKED

[@alexolotl124]

Concerts are just not the same anymore ✊🏻😞

[@jakob3044]

what the heck?

[@eunoia007]

share your secret to a long life pls. We would all like to torment generations of human beings with how insufferable we are.

[@Armandsliminals]

Lestat is that you?

[@HelloCris]

I was writing an essay listening to this, and I felt like a writer slowly descending into madness. 100% would recommend

[@ddc2957]

I was listening to this in the background & before I even knew what I was doing I had established the Confederation of the Rhine, partitioned the Low Countries,, & made peace with Prussia.

[@IPutTheBiInBtch]

yo same i'm writing about the Salem witch trial and trying to prove this girl innocent

[@I-Am-Creative-Coops]

I'm a writer slowly descending into madness everyday, so music like this is only the premium add on package.

[@ravinrabbit7932]

Try driving 😂

[@EmmaSchulman-cn7gy]

bro, same... i was STRUGGLING to stay focused, but this was genius cuz im focused now

[@mikaylamcfadden7866]

"Ah yes everything falling into place" Me playing chess against my dad as a kid and he's letting me win

[@danycastillo4552]

lmaoooo

[@h-a-y-k4149]

omg so relatable. Then when I'd play with someone else they'd still make intentional blunders but I'd lose with them and cry 😂

[@linad9659]

Haha my dad was an asshole. He never let me win and made me feel bad about losing a game 😂

[@Olegchert]

@@linad9659 same but with checkers, he even once offered me to play for 100 dollars (which he just gave me for my birthday a few days ago) , I should win one game out of ten, I accepted it since I was a kid, and lost all of the games 😂

[@PiezasdeAjedrez]

Parents should not let their kids win. It will happen that the son or daughter will win and that feeling will be priceless

[@mpdgcarolina]

when I finally graduate, you are going to receive an honorary degree, because every single one of my essays were written while listening to your playlists.

[@ultravcletplaylists]

TELL ME WHEN THIS WILL HAPPEN!!!

[@vapor4546]

to be honest, me too, everything that I do is with this king playlists

[@TheStarman.]

we all wanna see that.

[@durugultepe4218]

🥺🥺

[@fiq3062]

splendid idea, i'll write ultravclet in my gratitude's essay page If my lecturer allowed it

[@LuisDiaz-gz3rj]

I was drinking water now it has turned into wine.

[@disappointedbutnotsurprise1216]

Jesus . . . ?

[@lunarmila9050]

now can you relate with all the kids who used to pour coke into the cap and pretend they were downing shots??? HMMM???

[@AndersonMallony-EricCF]

I suppose your generic cup has turned into a elegant glass too.

[@weedgoofy4323]

Hello Jesus

[@erenjaeger1738]

@@disappointedbutnotsurprise1216 Maybe Jesus was listening to this music.

[@patricio4360]

Starting with Vivaldi’s Winter was a total power move

[@jalexseva4190]

AMEN

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

facts, "by him" was an even bigger power move

[@michaelwileman2068]

I KNOWWW I SAID THE SAME THING

[@hanz1686]

Wow 999 likes, imma turn it into 1K

[@LTC122003]

I was expecting 19th century music. XD That Vivaldi start puzzled me

[@fsxaviator]

Listening to this while furiously doing my math homework as if my integrals are written in the blood of my enemies.

[@gooseman3597]

we are at different times, yet doing the exact same thing, and having the exact same feeling

[@LyvnLyvn]

I’m choking my math homework as if it’s my biggest enemie

[@andrewwagner7363]

Integrals are the enemy

[@dribblingdavid547]

@@LyvnLyvn LoL I'am surprised you were able to choke your math homework while also casually commenting on KZbin.

[@crazydude2361]

Alright Light, relax

[@luke4492]

As a 19th century villain, I can confirm this was what I was listening to when I won the game.

[@antolaks]

As a villain from the modern days I agree with this statement from my fellow scholar

[@linaheartfilia7025]

As villain from 1661, that wasn't what i did listen to, but the quiet sound that was left when everyone died

[@shilohbrutalis582]

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

[@jesalmei]

I just love u guys lol

[@julio_hendricksr]

We love you too 🙂

[@barretthoven]

Vivaldi being referred to as "Him", Beethoven being "God", and Tchaikovsky being "Pyotr F*CKING Tchaikovsky" is hilarious. We need more of these videos with a sense of humor

[@Gragonite_EX]

god tier fr

[@Kridtheenigma]

I like King Mozart

[@thecolombian8909]

im so mad, why did pyotr fuck tchaikovsky

[@bay3282]

Why is Vivaldi referred to as “Him”?

[@Marcara081]

@@bay3282 Imagine you lived in his time or shortly thereafter. You hear heavenly music. You inquire, 'Who wrote this?' The question itself is nearly rhetorical and to be so burdened with providing the answer, as if it's unnatural to entertain even for a moment the potential that it could be another, your friends merely sigh, 'Him.' Because it's always Him.

[@shizunsenpai]

“Winter - The Four Seasons” By Him. Yes we need not mention his name.

[@mariabelen7929]

Why not?

[@Elena-zg8bp]

@@mariabelen7929 he is too expensive

[@marianaporto9127]

He's a god

[@anhthiensaigon]

@@mariabelen7929 because *HIM*

[@Nikki-dh7lz]

He who must not be named

[@imjustanotherjess]

“Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you’re nothing.”

[@nittygritty5251]

Very true. It is the villain that makes the story compelling in some instances.

[@AnnaholicGr]

Jim Moriarty

[@iamthesenate5982]

IOU

[@carlos95games85]

Not at all,many stories can be something good without villains messing with innocent people,Even their own personal demons or moral problems can be used for history telling

[@gaiag9926]

@@carlos95games85 nah,villans are more complexs and fun

[@hahayuck2169]

I feel like this has the energy of *”I’ll take a potato chip….AND EAT IT”*

[@madeleinearcher999]

My thoughts exactly 💯

[@darkwilliam94]

You ...YOU!! YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?

[@strangenessandcharms]

omfg I'm dead XD XD XD

[@LuLu-Sil]

This made me laugh so hard I think I had a mini stroke 😂😈

[@neferchipssuwu3011]

nothing has the sme energy of ”I’ll take a potato chip….AND EAT IT” as O'Fortuna

[@tselmegtelmen1798]

"If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don’t, you have achieved half your failure.” - David Ambrose

[@stillwarhead]

“My dear George , it wasn’t Jennifer , or Cole, or dean from maintenance, it was me, I was the one who ate the peanut butter sandwich you brought to work, tell your wife she is as tasty as her food“

[@pablovieyra9108]

jajajajaja

[@HalfBloodOtter]

Dead

[@justanalien7255]

Well,that's 🌑

[@friend2263]

It was me Dio !!!

[@iamdominichorne]

such savagery

[@clairestordahl6160]

It really does make you feel like you're a villain at the opera, who just knows that chips are falling exactly where you want them to

[@philipwagner9169]

You shouldn't be eating chips at the opera, never mind throwing them over the balcony into the stalls!

[@apexvadeor3670]

Imagine how the people who made the music had to actually be. How they had to feel to make this music. Incredible and complex. Fucking master pieces in there minds in a world they lived in and made real through sound. Deeply fascinating to me.

[@koelsche_falafel]

u killed me :D!

[@m.degroot6837]

did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[@tastefullynerdy1161]

All according to Keikkaku.

[@emmanuelacosta5371]

For anyone wondering why Tachaikovsky is a f*cking legend, at 1:05:17 those are literal cannon shots he wrote in the orchestra. Like, f*cking CANNONS!!!!

[@DaviAreias]

He like “Haha cannon go boooom”

[@noblewolfy]

Cannons are one of my favourite instruments.

[@runezeldrewv.42]

Woaaah hshsha mind blown

[@mcdanzy8379]

God fucking dammit Tchaikovsky, we said that we want you to write a canon not write a song that use a FUCKING cannons in it!!

[@maryfaqih9403]

-wow you play in the orchestra?!that's awesome. what instrument do you play? - uh... Cannons.

[@sewirut6423]

I was looking for some background music while I work. I passed by this playlist and thought "hey, that seems nice!". Now, I'm writing a whole as* page with a smile on my face to show my history teacher that it doesn't matter if he gives us 2 big projects to do, I can do it. Is this... My villain story beginning?? Hell yes.

[@jeckydreemurr9631]

Have u destroyed the world yet?

[@sewirut6423]

@@jeckydreemurr9631 I'm on that. So far, I have passed history with high scores and extra points. I struggled, and sometimes slept 3 hours, but it was worth it :)

[@jeckydreemurr9631]

@@sewirut6423 nice to hear that. Good luck so😜

[@emmanuelmendes8894]

"As a matter of fact, dear sister, it wasn't the boy you once called 'babe', neither your charming friend Emily. It was me. I told mother and father the existence of your OnlyFans page."

[@ASOtheprO]

“You were merely a pebble, lying on the road, only to be blown apart in my wake. This was simply as far as fate takes you, my dear sister.” *”BROOTHERRR!!!!”*

[@sevast7853]

Dear Sisters, who takes first?

[@namanmahendra6596]

Can someone tell me what's going on here?

[@armintargaryen9216]

@@namanmahendra6596 isometric exercise, care to join us?

[@namanmahendra6596]

@@armintargaryen9216 I meant what's up with the 'Dear Sister's poetry?

[@banana_pie_101]

The ONE dislike is the hero who lost...

[@rom731]

There are alot of heroes who lose and forget their purpose.

[@haiku6999]

i´m that hero

[@ymirruneberg7461]

tuntematon

[@thefriendlierfriendliestfr786]

@@haiku6999 ;(

[@MrClean-lk6vi]

A hero who lost to Staring contest.

[@charlietheneedlegirl9894]

I love that guy in the painting. He's like yeah, bitch. It's me, I won.

[@hyungbyung2472]

this is exactly what my face looks like in my high school graduation photo :)

[@hyungbyung2472]

@@iamfreedman6880 They canceled my farewell dance

[@LR11306]

It gives me Jenna Marbles "BEETCH!" energy, like after she just whipped her head around after doing a mean girl makeover

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

"Do what you want, I did what I wanted"

[@MV-mm5js]

Which guy? Isn't that a woman?

[@adamsaucedo9646]

I use to listen to rock, rap, punk or phonk at the gym. However, one day I listened to a classical playlist to warmup to and soon I had finished my workout with just that playlist. There’s something more to listening to classical while lifting it’s a whole different experience

[@anurag9425]

Hello my fellow villains. Nice to see everyone at one place once in a while.

[@afnanbogey]

May the best man win

[@imblu7060]

been a while since i’ve seen you around old chap, how was operation “the big one”

[@PlatinumHustle]

I’m up plotting revenge now

[@evelyntheintrovert6471]

Indeed it is, might we consider forming an allegiance? With our wit combined we would take our revenge at the world once and for all.

[@dylanjabali2511]

Wassup

[@smoldeku_shari681]

Listening to this while its raining outside, thunder booming once in a while, with the background screams of fear from your little cousins... sounds quite satisfying.

[@incanusgris8134]

Perfect.

[@thebrickbountyhunter9046]

Ah yes, the screams of children

[@MicahCwen]

@@thebrickbountyhunter9046 a blessid sound indeed

[@Rafael-bj1hc]

Loool

[@XentriaNova]

This comment right here officer

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

*This playlist gives me the urge to blow someone else's birthday candles.*

[@ChrisB-ox5rn]

At first I didn't see the last three words of your comment and I laughed hysterically. Then when scrolling back up I saw the last three words and laughed even harder. Really needed that hard of a laugh. Thanks

[@daemolock2833]

That's evil

[@mackenzieodwyer8387]

real

[@sydneynorsworthy2919]

That's just pure evil....

[@sudden-awakening]

... too late

[@swaggybaum6992]

Yes brother, you're right. It was me all along, but you just didn't see it. After all this time you finally know the truth. I am the one who stole your toothbrush and put it in the toilet water when we were 9.

[@vitoriavique]

why did i read it with loki's voice lmfao

[@swaggybaum6992]

To be fair, loki probably has done something like this when he was 9

[@Alresu]

@@swaggybaum6992 Pretty sure he was way more murderous by then.^^

[@gabrielle4251]

hits diff when you're watching loki :)

[@lucie8827]

@@Alresu lol true but it's cute to imagine a small Loki doing mischevious things.

[@zimbo1240]

the firing of the cannons in tchaikovsky's overture is so badass, it will literally never get old

[@blackcitadel37]

i wonder what it was like to see the performance of that piece live for the first time. the orchestra sitting on their chairs and then some guys moving some cannons around and filling them with powder. that should be an experience.

[@Im_just_marz]

“The goal of the game isn’t to win, but to stay in it as long as you can. Only then can you be the last one standing, and that is where I ultimately win.”

[@GrimmmReaper]

unless you're playing uno

[@salmanimranshareef]

Battle Royale

[@slyngn7847]

"Capture the flag" when your team has one point higher than the enemy so you all just defend your flag until the timer runs out.

[@mr.d.rektorstudios]

what quote is this from?

[@Im_just_marz]

@@mr.d.rektorstudios my brain

[@kynyboiii267]

the composer nicknames got me dead bro

[@el_goblino413]

Him

[@hulking_presence]

Bro

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

"Pyotr FUCKING Tchaikovsky"

[@iamhorny4542]

@@barrysteakfriessimp_real who is Pyotr and why is he fucking Tchaikovsky

[@nuray3707]

@@iamhorny4542 You got me laugh out loud on that one

[@NewLeafDesigns]

me, sitting down to knit a sock: "ah yes, the perfect playlist for me."

[@elloohno1349]

lol :D

[@giannaaragona4999]

Just imagine your making Dobby's sock as fast as you can before he's convicted of helping Harry Potter and is sentenced to death!

[@victoriarodriguezdeleon4497]

aww

[@cinemattix_]

Love how you're straight up knitting in your profile pic 🤣

[@BAMSE64]

I'm subing just cuz this comment

[@potenttv23]

I like how this guy creates the whole vibe of the song just by the title

[@d12-j6q]

girl*

[@MrsDuck356]

Girl

[@MaplerInMaple]

Me listening to this playlist, elbows on my desk, fingers interlaced together with my jaw resting on my thumbs, smiling alone in the darkness as if I just pulled the greatest crime in history and no one found out

[@mohdaman5928]

dude how you knew that i was in the same position 🤣🤣🤣

[@sportyeight7769]

You should help your son shinji and stop with that pose

[@Youngs1998]

@@sportyeight7769 Nawww too busy porkin bit****

[@miguelbranquinho7235]

A sneaky fart isn't a crime.

[@b4lla108]

the jaw resting on the thumbs really brought it together

[@anishdn8711]

I was casually writing in my note book while listening to this in my headphones suddenly I turned into Yagami Light.

[@thisUserIsPro]

I'LL TAKE THE POTATO CHIP AND EAT!

[@bon4560]

Lmoo

[@captainfarland212]

Better stock up on some apples :p

[@hewasadragonman8382]

Yagami Light lost that game, by doing some of the dumbest shit imaginable that he wouldn't be caught dead, doing. Death Note's author obviously didn't give a shyt about it near the end.

[@edensucksatmusic]

@@hewasadragonman8382 Imo, that makes it a lot more realistic to me. The further on he got in his scheme, the more he saw himself as god, and thought that nobody could stop him.

[@John_NJDM]

Vivaldi's four seasons may be my most favorite classical piece ever. Winter is so incredibly passionate and powerful. Vivaldi captured the raw emotion of Heavy Metal guitar hundreds of years early.

[@rabiremo6538]

Yess it's truly a masterpiece🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@giuliantoneIIi]

winter is a fucking bop, i don’t care what anyone says

[@ltb1345]

Yes.

[@zyxyx6754]

By the way, Vivaldi's four seasons predates classical music, it is on the very end of Baroque music. I think it makes it that much more amazing.

[@poleag]

I haven't learned to appreciate Autumn yet, but Winter, Summer, and Spring are all masterpieces.

[@rabiaj7163]

I am feeling it, the inspiration to write a story where the villain wins and burns down the world as revenge for his lost love.

[@fullmoon1072]

I literally did something like this - it’s called “Pirates: the one where Lord Cutler Beckett Wins” 😅

[@NIkolla13]

we need a playlist for when the villain loses and accepts his death

[@justsaiyan8678]

Death is a hurdle my friend…..

[@sininen_celeste6625]

I NEEEEED

[@r0yce]

Death??? A villain has accepted the end at defeat. You can kill me but you cannot defeat me.

[@remyparaskovia5499]

Lacrimosa...

[@Dieje]

@@r0yce good

[@alextheslightlyaggravating5747]

Yesss... My sophistication levels are rising... I’ve gained proficiency in stroking cats and turning around in armchairs. Top hats add extra armor, and canes with poison in them are now extra deadly. I am now a charismaniac.

[@annabelenko1611]

Aaaa goalz

[@bittersweet3469]

yes congrats, you're living the dream

[@incanusgris8134]

I love that word.

[@leleparadise3823]

This is brilliant lmfaooo

[@arghya4NE]

A bit too presumptuous , now are we ?

[@iamproudofyouiloveyou]

finally, a good soundtrack to listen to while drinking tea.

[@iamproudofyouiloveyou]

@Amethyst, that Girl indeed, kindred peasant.

[@kali03_]

@@iamproudofyouiloveyou LMAO

[@cee5899]

Canon. Fischl would 100% have this mix in her playlist.

[@iamproudofyouiloveyou]

@@cee5899 Hoho! A humble being's presence who recognized and conceded mine palmy... shall this Prinzessin relay her gratitude for yours recognition upon my eminence, and thus I welcome you to my propinquity. Should this be an act of thorough arbitration to the inexorable and ceaseless marching of fate, I tell thee that thine assertion invoke respect upon this Prinzessin der Verurteilung. Upon conjuring the selection you chose of your own volition, such humble origins sought after mine sobriquet, through flostication and utter it gaudiloquently. Your whole devotion upon the Prinzessin's immaculate being might be enough to conquer a plebeian's assertion that is to be uttered- a liability placed aforth our faultess shoulders. Espouse these ideals and greet with such lubency! For 'tis I, Fischl, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, the sovereign of Immernachtreich. I of all did hath't traversed countless universes and delegated forth the divining enlightenment upon uncessant march of time and to such mortals who are yet to recognize and conceded mine supremity. I hereby proclaim the dictum of my immaculate radiance as bringer of truth, scintillating through this Prinzessin's divinity upon the inexorable, fathomless space within thyself as I, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung myself, asserverate of mine conscentious sustenance. Well, to divulge of what virtues thee expatiated of, and to yours who is yet to consign the self-effacing assertions, we hold upon high esteem. I shall depart upon concluding salutations and may thee best of well state.

[@cee5899]

@@iamproudofyouiloveyou Thank you for your, uh, acknowledgement, prinzessin. I see Oz isn't nearby to... translate.

[@Pb-bw7pk]

I have just sat here for 20 minutes listening to this beautiful music thinking about my past and the nostalgia is starting to HURT. But every now and then the music starts to sound a little more fierce and I zone back into the present and see how cool i am even though life in unfulfilling,,,,,,,,, this is why we have music .

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

Idk what possibly convinced KZbin to recommend this to me, but … they got me good. I am 100% here for these playlists

[@natasdabsi1138]

This

[@dezluna9557]

Im with you on this one 😂

[@TriniLush7]

Probably all the crime documentary videos lol

[@chickenpermission4909]

@@TriniLush7oh fuck lmao

[@Ignorance-is-a-tool]

Starting with winter meant that the villian probably killed everyone in the damn game to win.

[@incanusgris8134]

Yup.

[@AckzaTV]

player

[@bib3kpandey]

which villain?

[@malocuillandre1344]

I was listening to this Then my cat came Now I'm truly a villain, sat in an armchair petting his cat and making plan Edit: for all the folks wondering, I'm French and not used to the use of preposition in English (because we don't need them most of the time in French), so I guess I should have wrote "my cat came IN", but guess what? I don't care. Thanks for the 1k likes though, didn't realise I was that funny.

[@kaiacrisp]

this deserves more likes

[@malocuillandre1344]

@@kaiacrisp if I like myself I can make it to 69...

[@cultofthevoid5677]

I like your profile pic.

[@조수영-o9n]

Lol

[@sufferidol8757]

bruh i had to read twice to clear my had as to why your cat CAME

[@theblackside4552]

When it starts with Vivaldi's winter u know it's gonn be lit

[@nectarineuroticism]

"four seasons...... by......... HIM" this is the funniest fucking thing, i love this-- the way we dont even mention vivaldi by name, he's just that powerful

[@leaxnobody1820]

Fact

[@ml0dyzgp]

Followed by Coriolan Overture by GOD

[@toasterstrooder8628]

I finished up a physics assignment to this, and I can confirm that it made me feel like a mad scientist as I put together all the pages of my crude circuit blueprints to transmit their raw data into my computing machine, with the express intent of thrusting their horrid mechanical knowledge upon a world that is not ready for the revelations that they will bring. It's also just some nice music to listen to late at night!

[@darrenwang8879]

You might want to try reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. You might like it.

[@itshectora7681]

Chill. You probably googled everything

[@Frosxz]

I ain't reading all that but i feel u.

[@axllow3914]

@@Frosxz "all that" bro do you only read single sentences or what lmao

[@iluvbluntzb444breakfast]

@@itshectora7681 Lmaoo shit that's what google is for

[@complexcd5370]

Listening to this in my car makes me feel like I’m in a royal carriage, being driven around my newly conquered kingdom

[@bobbye4731]

🤣

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

"Sire, the after party has been prepared and now ready."

[@rachelgoss2468]

"Something is wrong," I muttered as I swept through the dividing curtain into my sweetheart's office. He sat slouched in his chair, a half-eaten pear in his hand. "Hello, lovely," he greeted, smiling easily. "Hello, Mack." I glanced at the papers flung wildly around the room-- this wasn't like him; not one bit. "Is something wrong?" "Not at all. In fact, in a few minutes, all will be perfectly well." His serene tone sent a chill down my spine. Just the day before, he had been nearly hysterical as he searched for the money he owed Dr. Benton. We both well knew that if he couldn't find it, she and her friends wouldn't exactly forgive him. "So, you found the money?" He grinned lazily. "No, but then I realized I had something even better to offer Dr. Benton and her colleagues." "And what is that?" I asked, a chill settling in my stomach. He didn't answer for a moment, just stood up and tossed the pear on the floor. I stared at the fallen fruit, trying to decipher what was going on. Finally, he approached me and grabbed my waist, pulling me in for a kiss. It had been awhile since he had kissed me like this; gentle, soft, loving. When he finally pulled away, I smiled softly, cupping his cheek in my palm. "You sure are feeling better, aren't you? What was that for?" His fingers slid off my waist as he took a step back, and he clasped his hands together behind him. "That was goodbye." My smile slipped from my face. "What do you mean?" When he didn't respond, I stepped forward, causing him to retreat a pace. "Mack, what do you mean?" His eyes turned to something behind me, and I spun to see Dr. Benton there. "Hello, Savannah. It's a pleasure to meet you." I stumbled away from them both, feeling my breath rising. "What do you want? Mack?" He smiled at my desperation. "I'm sure Mack has told you about all of my medical advancements I've been able to make over the past few years," the Doctor mused. "But I'm not sure he explained just how I've done it. You see, most of my techniques wouldn't get past the Hippocratic Oath for anything. That's why I must receive volunteers from time to time to help out. And you, my dear," she continued, chucking me under my chin, "are my latest volunteer."

[@LoganWarren444]

Somehow this took up the EXACT same time frame as my essay. Right as I finished my conclusion, the playlist was over. My theory? This playlist is filled with writing magic.

[@incanusgris8134]

That sounds highly accurate.

[@eudaldvidalcodony7089]

Music is the closest thing to magic, it can manipulate people's emotions. It can make someone cry, angry, happy...

[@solomonsterling4787]

There’s an odd satisfaction in listening to this and being emotionless to the chaos around you

[@riches3581]

that's how strategists usually feel

[@jessicarobertson4025]

This feels like the scene in Wednesday when she's playing Winter on the cello

[@gotcha9983]

New normal. Sociopaths narcissists psychos . Me sometimes lol

[@scottwillard7998]

stoicism

[@LuciaTovar-qj9td]

Have you ever wondered why Orweallian communist societies become noticeably distrusting, egotistical, and demoralized?

[@xpa-beads501]

for the first time in my life, i’ve actually kept up with an exercising routine (i’m coming up on about a month now :D) and i just noticed that i’m starting to get results!! i’m able to walk for 30 minutes straight without having to stop to catch my breath (which i haven’t been able to do since i was a kid) and my stomach is a bit smaller!! not really an evil victory, but i needed somewhere to celebrate lol-

[@starquavious3978]

Go celebrate man, that's a pretty decent accomplishment. Have fun! :D

[@xpa-beads501]

@@starquavious3978 thanks!!!

[@racoonboy7407]

nice job king keep going

[@QfWwithDiviK]

Fricking amazing man. Keep the work up. We're all gonna make it

[@katrobertson2000]

This internet stranger is proud of you! If you don't celebrate the small wins, it's harder to reach your goal. Excellent work, fellow internet stranger

[@samaryassine]

Listening to this playlist while painting, and suddenly had the urge to redden the eyes and paint a teardrop…😂😂😂😂

[@LydiaTereK]

31:05 The villain was bored out of their mind; and with a mischievous notion, they smirked, and intentionally coughed out loud, knowing damn well the performance was being recorded.

[@featherquill9476]

And thus they narrowly avoided accounts of high treason on the ears of listeners everywhere, for no one knew a criminal was walking in the crowd on their way home to peaceful rest that night

[@mobydick9169]

@@featherquill9476 as he lay upon his empty silky bed and blankets, Dioverno the cat climbing beside him, he had one last thought... "tomorrow shall mark dear Adelitas birthday, I ponder what flowers she would like at the cemetery..."

[@deusvult7211]

💀

[@depredadorlopez778]

before : " we need to be teaching kids about classical music, it is important. " now : " here are some dope 19th century blasters to make you feel like you fighting some indie anime protagonist. have fun discovering it. "

[@roderickyoungjr21]

Presentation is literally everything....

[@mihailwarsavski8849]

You make it cringe

[@Shilpa_Kujur]

@@mihailwarsavski8849 You are cringe.

[@mihailwarsavski8849]

@@Shilpa_Kujur That’s coming from someone whose name is ‘’Shilpa Kujir’’😐😐😐

[@continented]

babe, thanks for saving countless dead-inside students that have 5 papers overdue coz they procrastinated. we love you and your playlists.

[@db5094]

How can you not feel the power listening to this

[@nittygritty5251]

"Yes, it is I, your little brother, who chaotically spread legos in your room in the dead of the night, only for you to walk in it in the morning whilst half asleep." *Evil laugh*

[@corvid_gremlin]

seventieth like, i saved you but not your brother from the legos, no he deserved that just like Costa got what he deserved at the hand of the Blood God at my request. *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@Svoorhout85]

Dont forget to crumble a few cookies in the bedsheets. Chocolate chip if youre feeling exceptionally diabolical.

[@carlosleonelli1139]

As the inventor of homophones I am a fan of your work.

[@daviscampbell9020]

The real villain here is the malicious ruffian who would disturb our music, with ghastly adverts. How can a simple, humble malicious villain such as thy self plan to dominate the globe when a advert for a motorized carriage collides with the musical notes. A strange play service was advertised as well, a service called netflix. How strange a play group would come to a dwelling to act out a play.

[@arghya4NE]

*nods poshly in agreement*

[@nunyabiznes33]

He has caused you to watch this and inflicted rage on you. He has indeed won!

[@uncleaddie]

@@nunyabiznes33 On the contrary, such a knave has only brought impending doom upon himself.

[@samwilliams3659]

KZbin vanced 🤷‍♂️

[@schadiel-ghorayeb479]

The Brave Browser helps ya with that ;)

[@adman1381]

“You?! YOU did all of this?!” “Yes. Surprised, aren’t you?” “Why?!” “Because of what they did to us. To you! They started this fight. I simply finished it. All it took was time, patience, and the will to see it through to the end.” “All the horrors! The destruction, the pain and suffering!” “All of it necessary to get our revenge.” “Dear God, little brother; what have you become?!” “Myself.”

[@maeven-w1m]

What's this from

[@viderevero1338]

Very Machiavellian.

[@ArtifaxEdits]

where is this from!!!

[@YourWorstNightmare01]

wow-

[@bulkedmurderer]

[@asaericson2882]

I've been asked what type of music I listen to while I'm studying, and I've resigned myself to just tell them "classical" because I'm not sure my criminology professor would find the humour in me listening to this playlist specifically...

[@corvid_gremlin]

kekw i find this funny

[@jacobmcneer609]

Another Criminology student! Let's hope all the villain comments on here don't give people an excess of definitions favorable to crime!

[@corvid_gremlin]

@@jacobmcneer609 cheers to that!

[@Angelo-vn9mr]

What sort of criminology major worth anything doesn't tend to wrap themselves up in the mind of a villain from time to time?

[@892kct]

people who say they listen to "classical" music because its so relaxing.... they clearly do not know classical music at all

[@da6omb.c0mm]

What is classical music??

[@strangenessandcharms]

yes. this.

[@shop-a-holic3194]

Well, I felt proud when I discovered my teen doing her homework on this Playlist! And then I read a whole article how classic music posetively effects the brain.

[@ramondimas1252]

@@shop-a-holic3194 you should listen to more, it's affects not effects. lol kidding kidding but that is awesome that your kid was listening to these classics.

[@lukeyusuki1718]

foe example my experience was that i dropped here random and i start to like to listen songs classics at all

[@peptodismal5431]

obsessed with the fact that vivaldi id just called "Him" absolute power move

[@AvisBerry-yz6fu]

I was on the toilet but now I feel like I'm sitting on my throne glaring at my red carpet

[@user-vg5ik5sx5k]

so no one is going to talk about the beautiful painting ?

[@jmiquelmb]

I'm far from an art expert, but I think it's Boticelli if you're interested

[@alventuradelacruz522]

or how he said f#king Chaikovski

[@user-vg5ik5sx5k]

@@jmiquelmb thanks ! i am interested

[@user-vg5ik5sx5k]

@@alventuradelacruz522 got me in tears

[@GermanicJennifer]

That was also my first thought, the harmony of the colours and expression on the faces….beautiful

[@alexspillowfort888]

I was listening to this at work when I was cleaning some stuff that doesn’t get cleaned to regularly and I felt like an awesome maid who has a secret identity or something. It made a boring task fun so thank you :)

[@burnburn9372]

Me who IS a 19th century villain who DID win: this is superb.

[@docmoist3097]

actual fucking vampires in the comments section, folks

[@gavinbeams5739]

@@docmoist3097 who is actual and why is he fucking vampires in a KZbin comment section

[@itaulico9063]

I've had the pleasure to see Botticelli's painting from the thumbnail today and I am absolutely OBSESSED with that left angel. It's mesmerizimg. I regularly come back to this playlist btw. Thanks so much for this!

[@midwalker3871]

Fun fact I’ve played the Slavonic march with a full band before, you feel even more like a villain when ur playing it

[@ToyotaCoronx]

i just changed the likes from 69 to 70 in the eyes of the world, i am evil, in the eyes of you i am furthering your conquest of the comments

[@nojustno9622]

I just changed the likes to 169, in the eyes of the world, I am a hero, in the eyes of Midwalker, I am also a hero furthering their conquest in the comments

[@b6ml_]

i just changed the likes from 169 to 170, in the eyes of the world i am evil ruining such a good number in your eyes i am a hero, in the eyes of those who replied before me i am also a hero keeping their legacy

[@gothicavictoria1341]

I would kindly like to suggest a playlist for villains from other periods? Like I'd kill for something along the lines of a playlist to feel like a Renaissance villain who's about to take over an Italian city-state. Pretty please?

[@cultofthevoid5677]

So something akin to Machiavelli? Or maybe the Medici's? I guess it depends on what view you take.

[@andreacolacicchi4936]

@@cultofthevoid5677 But Machiavelli didn't take the power on Florence, actually he quite appreciated the Medici's family and even expressed the desire for them to reunify and rule on all of Italy

[@danielepetrillo4791]

@@andreacolacicchi4936 dude Machiavelli was only trying to get some money

[@sertaki]

@@danielepetrillo4791 As do we all.

[@Gaetacoso97]

@@natf8950 Villains love classics

[@thewamp9306]

"My friend. There is no use in playing the game if you don't intend to win" -some machiavellian villain I came up with.

[@AbhinavMogili-wj4ks]

oh my god, this shitt got my snickering. damn snickering like some machiavellian villain some dude came up with

[@DiegoTellesFazedorDeFilho]

thats the exact moment when some machiavellian villan you came up with became Heisenberg

[@CatharticCreation]

Hey, thats a good line!

[@cienciayart]

You actually described my mother

[@pseudolog1ca]

wtf is roachdogg jr doing here

[@sharkbuddie]

PERFECT soundtrack for writing this essay I've been putting off. My professor is going to smell the blood, sweat and tears I poured into this. In my head I'm of course a troubled royal scribbling this to my secret lover to warn her of the coming dangers, frantically dragged my quill against the parchment while I look over my shoulder.

[@hood589]

Yesssss

[@KylanWilliamsOff]

Oh, brothers, I might be the youngest, the weakest, and above all the tiniest one, but I am the smartest, the fastest, and the cruelest one. So now that you took from me my loyal destrier, Peter The Plastic Duck, I will make you all suffer by just saying this word: MOM!!!!!

[@annacichocka7734]

🤣👌

[@smoldeku_shari681]

" Save your tears, my beloved brothers! Our dear mother has now brought forth the The Broom of Despair! Your cries will be in vain!!"

[@hydroks902]

"All shall fall under the mighty smack of the slipper."

[@KylanWilliamsOff]

@@hydroks902 And I'm certainly counting on it.

[@featherquill9476]

@@hydroks902 Seldom to rise again for the turmoil that lies within the hands of mothers across the ages are concentrated into one item alone. La Chanclaaaaaa

[@speedrob]

Aha yes quite, the playlist to conceive a child to during a candle lit thunderstorm night... the start of a true villain origin story.

[@beansavacado8134]

For a sec, I thought “concieve a child” meant fricking- was very much wondering what kind of villains you’ve been watching 👀

[@speedrob]

@@beansavacado8134 Jesus christ man! I may be evil but not Jeffrey Epstein evil lol

[@joshs7160]

@@beansavacado8134 You usually do have to fuck to conceive a child.

[@brianortiz6838]

That sounds like DIO' s backstory

[@ABB14-11]

@@beansavacado8134 I'm pretty sure your first guess was right bro

[@aurianeL]

I, too, love the Concerto from Him

[@maxverstappennonofficial]

Yeah. Try this piece : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIepn6KlrtKsqKs

[@aurianeL]

@@maxverstappennonofficial Thanks, Him

[@maxverstappennonofficial]

@@aurianeL From 0 to 10 how much you liked it?

[@aurianeL]

@@maxverstappennonofficial 10/10 of course! :)

[@maxverstappennonofficial]

@@aurianeL I'm Glad to hear that.

[@windydayys]

Finally some music that isn’t boring I can listen to while studying, these are bops.

[@fyocake]

how's school

[@Glisten456]

What a massive gathering of antagonists! I see we've all been practicing our mustache-twirling and train-track tying skills!

[@AirTeethREAL]

🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

[@willigagbob8243]

I was literally twirling my mustache a minute ago.

[@Spikastru]

By Pyotr F*CKING Tchaikovsky. The best way to describe him.

[@cultofthevoid5677]

Personally I think it's a bit low brow to describe him in that way but to each his own.

[@localcrackhead4038]

Bro the ending fucking banger

[@WetaMantis]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5KqZoZ3rJahZsU

[@justcallmemark3217]

"My dear, Colleagues, it wasn't Freddy, the Weird kid, and nor was it Gary, the Quiet kid, It was me, I was the one who told our teacher about the assignment!" - Albert, the Teacher's pet.

[@wandimaphalala9984]

*Gasp* *Draws sword* Prepare to die!

[@Fisinocean]

@@wandimaphalala9984 not fame nor glory, i slay this blade for but for betdayal so great againts our brethren must you receive the wrath of it

[@alejandroe3616]

@@Fisinocean Then rejoice in your honor you fool, you can’t turn back time, let *me* seal your fate

[@v.e.l.pianist7848]

no being is more pure evil than the kid that would remind the teacher about homework and assignments when he forgot...

[@darrianweathington1923]

And that's when you see a No.2 pencil covered in blood sticking right out your belly from your spine.

[@hexeharvey395]

The amount of times I have listened to this and written the most poignant and high scoring pieces of work is insane. I am possessed with the knowledge of a thousand sons of the intellectual world.

[@valhatan3907]

I've never seen Vivaldi's Winter as "villainous" music, but I can still the feel the vibe

[@tyrantphotius_7948]

"My dear and lovely sister, it really was not you that peed in the couch of our father dearest's car, in fact it was *Me* , I blamed you and our unintelligent parents just believed Me and furthermore I enjoyed the suffering you went through, seeing you not being able to have access to you phone was the greatest way of enjoyment I had ever gained"

[@zhangzongchang1057]

Pis boy

[@michaelwolfe80]

phones, lol... 5g brain damage incoming.

[@zhangzongchang1057]

@@michaelwolfe80 pissy

[@castawayswearecastaways9005]

it smells sour like funky

[@ahumanistpotato]

Are you my little sister?

[@hanz9662]

The man lies broken within the dingy cell of a dungeon deep within the earth, bleeding flesh pressed again the cold brick floor. The walls echoes with cries of torment and pain, yet from him is the sound of hysterical cackling. They may have broken his body, but he has broken everything that they love. An immaculate victory.

[@riches3581]

"don't feel bad kid, you did good." - Joker

[@meerul3056]

drawing or painting while listening to this playlist hit different. i was smiling and dancing with brush in my hands and suddenly evil laugh after finished

[@timfortune9]

"It took years, but all the pieces are set in place and when the last pawn moves, all is inevitable. So excuse me gentlemen. I must be off to escort the Archduke to Sarajevo..."

[@karelpgbr]

Oh my...

[@tortoiseknight8438]

Well played

[@vonathenbrod8498]

“No no, sir Ferdinand, I know Sarajevo like the back of my palm. We turn right here, and we’ll be by the hospital in a minute.”

[@aura8808]

ww2?

[@roy6907]

@@aura8808 One.

[@takyz138]

"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to millions, his name will echo down through the millenia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy."

[@riches3581]

The Spider

[@NobodyQuiteLikeMe]

What megalomaniac said this?

[@takyz138]

@@NobodyQuiteLikeMe Fabius Bile, also known as The Spider or The Clonelord, from warhammer 40k.

[@annafirth6738]

@@takyz138 The hubby has a warhammer 40k tattoo. I'll remind him to be more evil.

[@crystalbirthdays]

Or maybe a combination of sorts? Bring unending misery by being generally pleasant, or be concentrated of the betterment of others with a cold iron fist. Either way, I want my life to have purpose. I don't want to be forgotten. I will fight for my place in history. Not by being a villain, but by changing a villains mind and life through warmth and compassion. Also a great deal of blackmail. Can't have too much of that.

[@GeronKizan]

This is the music playing as you sit alone in the concert hall while the orchestra is playing and in the background you can barely hear the gunshots and screams of the hero fighting the way through your entire army of bodyguards that you hired off evil guy craiglist. Only one else with you is your bodyguard who is A) former partner of hero B) the cold blooded killer who blew up the hero's favorite taco stand.

[@vonHannersdorf]

Former partner of hero because he blew up the hero's favorite taco stand.

[@Ayman-sc3fk]

Oddly specific but you got the spirit bro

[@crystalbirthdays]

@@vonHannersdorf that character goes on to survive for 2 more game/ films to eventually fight along the hero once again to defeat the first guy's son or something

[@ezazulhaque1824]

This is so WICK

[@1fish146]

BLEW UP THE HERO'S FAVORITE TACO STAND?! now if that was me i wouldn't be taking all that disrespect hands would be thrown and fades would be ran but that's just me, ion about the hero and what they do

[@SirRedd]

J'ai écouté cette playlist et j'ai été immédiatement transporté dans un film ! Les chansons sont tellement épiques et inspirantes, elles m'ont donné l'impression d'être un héros accomplissant des choses incroyables. Je recommande cette playlist à tous ceux qui veulent se sentir comme un véritable héros dans un film. Elle est parfaite pour se motiver et pour se donner de l'énergie. Merci pour cette sélection de musique géniale !

[@arthurleywin4525]

Mais c'est une playlist pour les méchants pas les héros tout pourris

[@france_stoneshore2150]

But it's suppose to make you feel like a villian who's won, not a hero capable of great things

[@dang-vp8ou]

Yeah what these two said

[@imsocookedman]

Dude i've been trying to learn french for almost a year now and being able to read this was such a amazing accomplishment in my head holy. merci beacoup!

[@DevjKaiser]

Vivaldi being referred to as “him” in this playlist is ungodly funny for some reason 🤣

[@maxattax3206]

Followed up by "King Mozart" too i-

[@phishcatt]

@@maxattax3206 And Pyotr F*CKING Tchaikovsky.

[@snakevenom1186]

And god

[@Rose-ry6gm]

“Oh, my dear… you really thought I loved you didn’t you? How foolish.”

[@michaelwolfe80]

Catan.

[@thenorthwind2405]

*Foolish* in that emphasis we all picture in our mind

[@captainkronker3985]

Pusheen the ruler of the underworld

[@chite_imani]

you my dear, have won, the villain contest

[@michaelwolfe80]

@@chite_imani Never liked twisted metal

[@ariakone]

i've been having academic burnout for weeks and is still so demotivated to do my tasks. with this playlist, i got my essay done in an hour and actually enjoyed my study. wow, the power of villain and music, i guess

[@zel3535]

I would listen to your playlists during my most depressing and happiest year of my life, and now I’m just reminiscing on how much I miss being 17. Thank you for keeping this up still.

[@brophpiece]

Shut up😂 Talk to us in like 15 years

[@michowo106]

I listened to this playlist while reading “The Count of Montecristo” and YESSSSSS THIS IS A EDMUNDO DANTÉS PLAYLIST!!!

[@cakertaker_1013]

ASLFJDLFHLHD SO TRUE

[@marengomango2260]

Just started the count of monteCristo has a whole other vibe with this music

[@yafaniatorres-martinez4306]

YES!!!!!! He would totally have jammed to this while planning the downfall of his enemies.

[@leahjones9626]

Best book ever

[@lukin4w3]

I thought the same thing!!

[@evildwagon7118]

Your nicknames for the composers GIVE ME LIFE Your playlists are the best to listen to while making lesson plans.

[@doominionl.o.3358]

"If this message has made it to your hands, then my victory has been secured. My agents have breached your walls and distracted your guards with this letter just long enough so that the traitors in your midst may put a red stocking in with the white linens being washed. Consider yourself beaten and your wardrobe considerably pinker."

[@brianhallvideo]

👌

[@thehistorybounder]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@rachelgoss2468]

THIS. THIS I LOVE.

[@soakedsoccer5097]

Thumbnail is to perfect. bro really hit us with the "little do they know the 13 step of my 14 step plan to destroy prussian and british trade agreements" face

[@pichkarosh]

"I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am the patron's saint. Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you all." Sorry just watched Amadeus for the 5th time and i'm still obsessed after all these years

[@araortegajaimes6605]

mozart piano concerto 20, second mov... its awesome

[@hhhhngg]

hmmm, the commander of the mediocres... doesn't sound so mediocre after all 🤔🤔

[@erikrockom6137]

The priest: "Yes, yes, I know that one. I can't believe you wrote that!" The look on old Salieri's face as he replies: "I didn't."

[@bittersweet3469]

fucking fantastic film

[@nelsongllrd]

5th oof i wish i could say that. i was and still am obsessed with that movie!!! i dont even know how many times ive watched it!!

[@Z.A.N.E]

Not gonna lie- I got waaaaaay too hyped listening to Winter. I'm supposed to be writing a story, not dancing in my chair, and yet here we are. Thank you for a wonderful playlist. Great job!

[@tobywood9156]

i always find these playlists are perfect for writing, i always use them

[@ushiwakascow]

Machiavelli rose from his grave and high-fived me for playing this playlist.

[@jmiquelmb]

Machiavelli wasn't exactly evil, I think. From what I read from and about him, he was known for considering that being ruthless was the optimal way to rule, sometimes. Not that I agree, though

[@ushiwakascow]

@@jmiquelmb I'd agree the mans just got a bad rep, he thought politics was always marred by treachery and crime. His philosophies emphasise on deceit and conspiracy, from what I read. He just rationally thought that to rule well you need to control well and anyway you do it, as long as you get your result, you shouldn't worry about the steps in between. Basically, "The end justifies the means" approach. I'd also agree that I don't agree with some of his thoughts but he do be a legend/villain in his own right xD

[@tusharg.s9987]

OMG YESSSS

[@arghya4NE]

Machiavelli was and is right

[@lilhotbanana]

my gawd yaaaas!!!! 🥺

[@Youdoyouyeah]

I woke up today at 5 am and chose to start my day to this. I’m ready to conquer the world. Thanks.