A Ridiculous Rice Battle | Sorted Food

[@Anna_TravelsByRail]

“How many nations shall we infuriate today?” How about all of them? 😂

[@wildbyname]

... and Izzy! 🤣🤣

[@57thorns]

Not only that, but in the process they made some delicious food.

[@airscraper]

😮​@@57thornskky

[@WesDuplantier203]

On behalf of America, I'm just entertained

[@SheepdogSmokey]

Exactly!

[@reneehunt5590]

"The Loser is more important than the Winner" 😂😂😂 This needs be made into Sorted Merch

[@keacey7510]

Omg yes!!! I need it!

[@noangelthis]

James being surprised by how good the normals' dishes tasted is as much a compliment as a slight insult! 😝🤣

[@elinorwahl8619]

'Surprisingly good' isn't a compliment, it's relief that you're not suffering 😅

[@noangelthis]

@@elinorwahl8619 yep...hence, slightly insulting 😁

[@GarrettPDGA]

To be fair, he had to taste pinapple pizza rice. If he could stomach it, it is a huge compliment

[@sharayalee3376]

Ahhh we’ve missed you James 😂

[@noangelthis]

@@sharayalee3376 😂 if the comments section is anything to go by… we’ve all really missed James

[@rollingmetal949]

James "I love korean food" Jamie "Im making a pizza of it" James "IMSORRYWHATT😬"

[@fetzie23]

And in the end it wasn't a pizza at all, it was an omelette.

[@mestevs6697]

So Jamie going to upset yet another country by messing up their food yet again, with excuses so nothing new there.

[@alexpiperhalliwell]

Korean do like fusion food and experimenting with it so at least he got that right.

[@jemimahe298]

"are you going to make anyone happy or is everyone upset." -james seconds later

[@terrivel11]

@@alexpiperhalliwellIndeed we do. This is a far better concept than the burrito.

[@lazodh]

"I would have put that in first - but no worries. Sorry. Sorry - old habits! O!d habits!" I've truly missed the James snarkiness and sass 😄

[@AmateurPeanutButter]

11:47 "I miss these..." Yes James, yessss

[@katiablejer2404]

I think

[@evilmissmunchkin]

James seems to be having an absolute ball of a time getting to spectate and judge 😂 the rest of the gang were delightful as always. Watching yall bounce off one another is the best part of every video.

[@jamesterwilliger3176]

James makes a phenomenal judge on this, positive yet direct.

[@davidmoore349]

The way he said "Jamie, that is very good" so serious. You know it's really actually good haha.

[@ericseverson373]

16:04 for reference

[@SabertoothDeathmouse]

I've always loved how Mike still acts surprised at tasks, like pass it ons, when everyone knows that Janice has a sweet spot for him and tells him early.

[@Annie1962]

I'll be saying this for a while- that it's SO good having James back

[@jenna6149]

Absolutely! Each one of the guys brings something wonderful to the table, as it were, and maybe they just needed time and space to get Kush into the mix. Now it is one big happy, hilarious group of mates!

[@MauMik]

So James is back for good?

[@thesaxophoneboy]

​@@MauMikApparently he's freed up some time in his schedule to participate in some videos!

[@AbsolutePernilla]

Mike could have used the Chinese popcorn maker for the puffed rice. Sure, it might have taken out the entire studio, but you should go out with a bang, right? 🙃

[@Ophelia771]

Kush would have suggested it.

[@rachelwoodcraft3783]

I legit thought that too!!

[@ConstantChaos1]

Or you can pop brown rice like pop corn in a pan/deep fryer

[@xxlucky84xx]

"We just can't get enough of James in our feeds! 🌟 His return is the best news of the week!"

[@alexandercurtis4671]

Is he properly back or is it just a visit?

[@xxlucky84xx]

@@alexandercurtis4671 Fingers crossed it’s a comeback, not just a cameo! 🤞 What’s your favorite James moment?

[@alexandercurtis4671]

@@xxlucky84xx I just enjoy episodes with him in general. Love it when he's in a particularly catastrophic Pass-it-on though, because he brings things to a new level. His interactions with Ben and the rest are also pretty fun to watch.

[@xxlucky84xx]

Totally with you on the Pass-it-on episodes! It’s like adding a sprinkle of James makes everything more epic. 😄 Hashtag #JamesEffect?

[@kaleabkiros1297]

@@xxlucky84xx WHERE'S THE DISH??!!!!

[@threestepssideways1202]

So pleased for Jamie, genuinely. The skills are there, sometimes the ideas aren't as exciting as the other two come up with, he plays to his strengths and sometimes that can come across as a bit too safe. That said, however, it all came together for him in this one, the idea was excellent and he clearly nailed it. Good stuff

[@Karlyr_]

I still, and always will, think some of the recipes should go on the app, regardless of if it is too long or complicated to make. Jamie's dish is one of them.

[@morganalori]

agree. or at least post it on the video so we can replicate it :D

[@charlottetooth1457]

I have always thought this. There are some dishes that they make in these competitions that I really want to replicate.

[@Mage017]

+1, I love being able to recreate all the dishes I see on Sorted.

[@monarchdesigns9211]

What is the Korean dish called that it was inspired by?

[@ladycrayon608]

I agree. The app is good for midweek cooking, but it should DEFINITELY have a section with recipes from the channel.

[@vivakatrob13]

I’ve never seen James smile this much, usually he’s panicking and trying to save the dish. It’s so cute how tickled he is just observing lmao. These dishes were all creative too! Also the pineapple bit with James and Jamie and then Jamie and Barry fighting over Izzy cracked me up 😂

[@kateh7484]

So Barry has been downgraded back to a “normal” again according to his apron.

[@peterflom6878]

That was my question too!

[@Anna_TravelsByRail]

Or the inevitable thing happened when he accidentally set it on fire because he left a hob on. 😉

[@Graciesmom-gp5ng]

@@Anna_TravelsByRailmuch more likely

[@DeathMetalDerf]

Mies en place....

[@2011Jayceon]

He probably gave it back. Willingly.

[@makcraft]

James season while Ben is away is such a delight. And these dishes are soooo close. I think I want to check out that brownie from Mike. 👀

[@charleneclaassen]

I've missed a few. Where IS Ben?

[@kaleabkiros1297]

@@charleneclaassen ben's on holiday, kush on paternal leave. CONGRATS!!

[@erzsebetkovacs2527]

Me too, although I feel the urge to completely turn it into a smores brownie.

[@Zubiila]

Mike is pushing his baking skills to the limit - I love the ambition! Meanwhile Jamie is out to offend nations again and Bazz is stealing ingredients. 😂

[@ZantariEXE]

I loved Jamie completely ignoring Barry as Barry tries to grab the attention away😂

[@lynnettesue6240]

Mike: "It's really important to us that there's a loser." James: 😯 Jamie: "If anything, the loser is more important than the winner." 🤣😆🤣😆 That explains the boys' dynamic and friendship so well.

[@Uncle_Smidge]

Jamie forcefully feeding James: Still a better love story than Twilight

[@christinebenson518]

Twilight is way better than 50 Shades of Grey.

[@mmmhorsesteaks]

It's an older meme but it checks out.

[@CraigUntlNytTym]

Jamie has been chasing that paella burrito ever since, hasn't he? 😁😁😁 (I love it.)

[@torreypines]

I love that Mike really tries to do something different

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

I love it that he also got a more balanced judging this time, from the quite magnificent James. When Ben is judging he seems quite biased against Mike, in favour of Barry (after watching for many years this is the opinion I've formed)

[@toscirafanshaw9735]

That was the funnest battle since the hot dog one! I love how all their crazy ideas panned out in the end!

[@kuramacon]

Barry's face when he realizes what he did to Spaff. 😂

[@secretforreddit]

He genuinely seemed remorseful!

[@FakeDelinquent]

Took his rice AND his stock 😂😂

[@maromania7]

Not sure why he would randomly take his stuff without asking to begin with, but he did seem like he legitimately regretted that one. Think or ask before you act Baz! XD

[@MazzyJC]

James, Mike doesn't seem to faff or get into a Huttlestorm as much as he used to since becoming a Dad. It really has brought out his best. How lucky are we to have James back no matter how long it's for. I would love to see a Kush v James, and halfway through, they have to switch places and make something out of the other persons dish. Even the normals could have a go at that. I really couldn't pick a winner without trying each dish. It looked like a very hard choice.

[@daalelli]

The switch places mid-way through sounds like a really fun idea!

[@oldbutnotdead1]

I can't believe that Barry actually used the auto stirrer! Guys, as a newly diagnosed diabetic, how about a episode with diabetic friendly dishes!

[@danielarossi3643]

Everything is diabetic friendly

[@oldbutnotdead1]

@@danielarossi3643 Oh hell no! I wouldn't dare put that many carbs and grams of sugar into my system. I'd end up in the ICU!

[@ForsakenFx]

Other than rice (and sometimes potato) you can usually substitute many ingredients. For sugar, look at using allulose/monkfruit; allulose itself is only 70% as sweet as sugar, so it needs a filler and allulose/monkfruit generally has no issues for most people. Erythritol can give people stomach issues, and also has a weird cooling sensation. Xylitol is possible, but only if you do not have pets as it is poisonous to them. Stevia is okay, but has an aftertaste most people do not like. For bread, you can look at using alternative low carb flours. Almond flour and coconut flour are some of the most common, but I also use flax meal for flavor and texture (especially in pancakes and waffles). For rice and potatoes, if you reheat them from the fridge/freezer they will not spike your sugar as much, but it is still best to stay within a reasonable carb limit. Potatoes can be replaced with parsnip, turnip and cauliflower, but it never truly replaces it and it's fine to eat rice and potatoes within moderation. Many fruits are generally fine, especially berries which are low in carbs and have a low glycemic index. It is only recommended to only have half an apple (or pear), but I do fine with a whole one because I don't completely hate myself. Bananas are generally avoided due to how much starch they have, but if you're baking with them, it is generally fine in moderation. Look for keto or low carb on Amazon, and you can usually find replacements for most things like honey, syrup, chocolate and many candies. I generally avoid ones that use Maltitol as that causes the most issues for most people (sugar free gummy bear fiasco for example).

[@evildaemo]

@@oldbutnotdead1 sugar is sugar and its everywhere. its all about portion size

[@valliarlette6596]

Give your editor a big hug. They did a terrific job!

[@OliTom]

Having James back in these videos is just amazing

[@sophiaemily1819]

god its been so nice having james back in the videos for a bit, i get why he originally left sorted full time but please if we could keep having him back every now and then that would be great

[@rathtruong9172]

A sandwich should never need something to maintain structural integrity. James is the best.

[@magsimags]

there's something about this that gives off fantastic old school sorted vibes while also marrying perfectly with "modern" sorted. maybe it's the fact that they're all cooking at the same time with the chef watching them. maybe it's the ridiculous dishes they're attempting. maybe it's the editing and camera work. i love it. also damn mike! he made a completely non obvious rice dessert!

[@NateyCat]

I love everything about this. Lads plus crew. The chaos. “Host James” 10/10 ❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Somehow, I just know that James just adds calm to the Normals and their chaos.

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

Absolutely no one: Barry: * deeply unmanly sound of excitement * Umami!

[@YaaLFH]

Also casually wielding the blowtorch in the final seconds

[@-A-09]

Barry is a gem of entertainment.

[@ArchMorgan]

Could you do any more for your community? From your epic Battle, which was a lifesaver to digest in chunks around dealing with an epic accident to this last set of entertaining videos, Sorted is such a bright spot in my life. Thank you for the entertainment AND the learning opportunities. You are all awesome! 🎉

[@kevparkin4846]

Nice seeing James back and getting involved in more than just the cooking. He's a really good presenter.

[@ItsMeJenBB]

I dont think I've stopped smiling since Currie has been back. I love the dynamic of him and the boys.

[@sjstclaire83]

Love having James around!!!

[@mamaymay8259]

hi James, we love you, thank you for hanging out! Also, this is the first video in a while where I'd seriously want to try each of the dishes, they all looked delicious!

[@moonpie21012]

5:45 Mike sounded like a gremlin for a second there😂

[@Oururbanhomestead1966]

Love these videos with James, Jamie, Barry and Mike, just the 4 of them

[@sharminir]

Noooo....we need ben....and kush. It is not sorted food without them.❤

[@kayebrown3628]

They're great, but it's not the same without Ben.

[@merlion6613]

Nooooo - I love all of them including Kush for different reasons ❤

[@arbiterally101]

I love watching this battle, with the memories of the earlier Ultimate battles. It's such a clear example of how the lads have come a long way. With little planning, they've pulled off three very clever dishes that capitalize on the unique properties of rice, while previously there would have been more gimmicky dishes, this is just raw cooking experience and skill on display. And in this case, three dishes that I think many of us would love to test out ourselves.

[@siggi8893]

Love the format with a judgy chef as a commentator from the sidelines. For me it adds a really good layer of storytelling and sense of non-scripted conversation (there is more of a conversation about what's going on, instead of people just presenting their dishes a camera) to the video.

[@anne-marie9842]

I love having James back and seeing him so cheerful!

[@sebeckley]

The bit between Barry and Jamie when you're filming them talking over each other is the best thing you've ever filmed (besides Emma & Gaia and Poppy appearances, obvs.) No lie.

[@caseypatterson7030]

I had literal tears I was laughing so hard

[@DanWalks123]

Have really enjoyed seeing James back in the sorted videos of late, me & my Nan used to watch Sorted videos together and James was always her favourite, especially with the added sass so I seeing him in these videos have brought back a good memory for me. 😊

[@robbicu]

I'm so glad James is back. I love him so much.

[@Becausing]

James is so adorable, so glad to see him back so much lately! 😊

[@Orangerandomness]

This had such an old school, Sorted Ultimate Battle theme to it, and I loved it!! All 3 dishes looked phenomenal!

[@01079liz]

Barry used so many gadgets for the cooking but he forgot the most important one for serving, the burger buddy?!

[@estherheyer2863]

It has been a rough week. Had surgery and some things didn't go well. Seeing James still in the videos is just what I needed!!! 😍

[@SortedFood]

Hope you’re doing ok and recover soon!!

[@estherheyer2863]

The actual surgery went well but the anesthesiologist cut and bruised my throat, uvula, tongue, and lip when he put in the breathing tube.

[@MazzyJC]

Get well soon❤

[@daalelli]

@@estherheyer2863 😢I hope the healing goes quickly and that the pain goes away soon.

[@matthiasstolker5899]

when Ebbers puts his trousers back on I nearly spit out my food thank you

[@vilmaksp3054]

This was an impressive showing from all of you! And James' sass is something that fit perfectly in his role as well, excellent job Sorted team! Thanks!

[@AudsVids]

Is James back back or did you monopolise his annual leave time? It's so good to see him. Underneath the sass he's helpful and encouraging to others.

[@maxking95]

love it when everyone hits the bullseye! those all look delicious

[@CarolynParsons-mv1ji]

This is so typical of all the guys! I LOVE it!! Barry made a “gourmet” ridiculous meal, Jamie made something that is shockingly delicious and combines multiple cultures and offends them all (with at least one snacking ingredient), and Mike made a dessert. James came back (yay!!!) because he missed the guys and got tired of working in a formal kitchen where all the food actually is gourmet and not some kind of crazy, imaginative, Wtf?!?! food.

[@wendyoldbag6534]

Lovely to see more of James...but the highlight of this episode HAS to be Barry! Wearing a 'normals' apron instead of a sous-chef one...he has become a VERY naughty boy!....you take my sous-chef status away and just look at how norty I can be!!!...stealing Jamie's chicken stock...trying to hog the camera and talking over Jamie...hysterical! and yet despite my tears of laughter I am learning some great cooking tips...that volcano looked SO impressive!

[@History_Buff]

These episodes have probably been my favorite. James and the 3 normals have a fantastic back and forth. They are laid back and just having the chaotic fun with good dishes. Even the pass it on was better than they normally are because nobody was trying to be fancy/"chef-y". I'd really love to try Barry's dish but Jamie's is hands down something I'd want to make myself.

[@kylejde]

Watching how much snark the 4 of them are going to give Ebbers when he returns......i CANNOT WAIT

[@benjotod93]

I think for the first time in a while with these battles i REALLY want to try all of the dishes.

[@firesidetreats]

I love having James in these videos so much omg

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

0:15 Finally someone other than spaff having problems with that oven! PRESS PLAY😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahk1306]

To be fair to them, it's an utterly stupid design!

[@MLA91]

Also, "Barry. This isn't practical" 😂

[@kerrywilhite7846]

They all seem so happy and having fun.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

Ohmigosh, after a LONG 12 hour shift as an RN, I so look forward to your Sunday videos!!! Much love and appreciation as I decompress!

[@superme63]

Plain white rice, cooked with no salt. Mix with peanut butter and jam. Serve. Its annoyingly simple, and frustratingly delicious.

[@alexdavis5766]

I've got a rice pudding cooking in my instant pot right now to have after my roast dinner, this video is going to do nothing to stop me feeling hungry and wish it was ready to eat.

[@pacmon5285]

I remember that auto stirring gadget from the other video, but hearing it on Barry's mic in this video - that would drive me insane.

[@sassygamers]

You know, I'm just as happy and impressed when we see all the normals make amazing food than older episodes where everything went wrong. You guys are amazing and I'll never get tired of it. I eat while you cook at every meal. Thanks for always (albeit unknowingly) making my mealtimes better.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:28 THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

[@darklliter]

I would love to see follow ups to these unplanned battles where they challenge a chef to combine all the normal's recipes into one. Especially if the chef wasn't present for the original battle

[@GrimmsDeath]

James just seems to bring out the best in these 3, from a flawless Pass it on to a magnificent unplanned rice battle. I know Ben and Kush also have been around them to educate them but while James was away, something happened cause when the normals panic, they adapt better now. Obviously we get to see them through a lens (metaphorically and literally) so we don't know what's going on in the background but they are on a streak of doing great. That all being said, it's 100% possible for regression as we've seen them all have flashes of brilliance in the past only for the next video to question where it all went.

[@ChrisatMIT]

as much i want to groan about jamie's dish, i'm so intrigued learning about volcano rice. it sounds great, and all of the dishes looked really cool!

[@ayesnapsnots]

Jamie's and Mike's look SO good! ... Barry was there too

[@NDH0612]

I think the sous chef's apron needs to be renewed with a battle with different judges every year.

[@Y0G0FU]

Jamies Dish description and look are the craziest of the 3 and iam amazed he pulled it off. Would love to eat all 3 but in a Pub or Restaurant setting i would definetly order the Rice Volcano :D But all 3 dishes look and sound amazing! Well done Boys

[@DiscoCatsMeow]

All I needed to hear today was Barry saying, "Oooo-mommy"...😂😂

[@secretforreddit]

18:48 Jamie turns to Barry and says "I think that should go on the pub menu." Does this mean we're really getting a Sorted pub at some point? Even just a pop-up?

[@ArielK1987]

The next time you guys do a marathon of videos which i strongly agree again . Could you please put chapters in them. So we as viewers can see where we left off the last time they were watching. Thanks.

[@Jimmy_Jones]

Does youtube not do that already? It saves what you have watched and also jumps back in where you left watching a video.

[@ladycrayon608]

@@Jimmy_Jones That's done through the cookies in the browser and that can get weird after you shut the computer off amongst other scenarios.

[@efffvss]

Well earned win for Jamie there. It was by far the most appetising looking of the 3 offerings, and glad to hear the taste measured up.

[@GIBBO4182]

Oh no…is Jamie going to offend Koreans AND Italians with his dish this time? 😂

[@evilmissmunchkin]

Quite possibly the Spanish as well considering he’s commemorating his international blunder via tshirt 😂

[@GIBBO4182]

@@evilmissmunchkin he’s *definitely* already offended the Spanish! 🤣

[@violetskies14]

The Koreans might be ok with it, they love fusion. The Italians on the other hand...

[@SwedishFix]

Petition to name Mike the pastry chef for how often he goes for the sweet option in battles.

[@christopherlebel1241]

YES! I love these battles! Also the podcast has been amazing! Please keep doing it!

[@shanaemoorman1494]

I cant wait for Jamie to find out ham and pineapple pizza is actually a Canadian invention 😂

[@zulaikhaabdulrahim8051]

I love how they have impressed James!!❤

[@timdornaus]

so much james! love to see him back so often

[@JanPospisilArt]

All three have no right to look this good. Messy, but good.

[@ian3314]

Great episode, everyone did great. I was genuinely excited for Mike's dessert. I would love to see his done not under pressure as a fine dining type dessert. RIce cream , homemade rice krispees, the whole shebang. Loved his use of rice in all the components.

[@petergilbert7106]

This is the best one of these I have seen, all three dishes looked amazing. The volcano was the worthy winner though, I am going to give that a go sometime soon. I love this channel. Keep it up.

[@skigurl456]

Babysitter James is THRIVING. After listening to the Kush podcast sounds like this role comes with less pressure and more fun 😅

[@noangelthis]

Enjoying all the James content! Can't wait to see the dynamic between James and Kush once Kush gets back from paternity leave. They were so good in the chef battle during the recent Live that seeing them in regular videos would be a treat. As always, excellent content SortedTeam. Kudos to your whole team! Your passion and camaraderie always shines through 👍👍👍

[@aravindvissamsetty]

3:26 I don't think "Ricest brownie dessert you've ever had" got the recognition it deserved

[@CHNOS09]

Can you guys do another set of battles where you redo old failed battles.

[@bertrandlambert409]

i didnt know how much i missed James... He seems to have the time of his life and that genuinely make me happy... On a totaly different topic, i have seen someone use the chinese popcorn hand grenade with rice too, for the next time Mike need to made some ... Keep the good work guys ^^

[@slytown]

When I lived in Korea, there was a chain of burger restaurants that used rice patties, essentially, as buns. The restaurant is called Bonggu.

[@YaaLFH]

We've had these in London for at least a decade.

[@jaciem]

Barry's making a combination of Rice-a-Roni and Hamburger Helper. 🤣🤣🤣

[@celticecho]

Oh Jamie, did we not learn from the paella burrito ‘incident’?????!!!!

[@raphaeltrieb979]

No he did not.

[@adde9506]

He learned... just not the lesson the internet wanted him to learn.

[@TravelingStacker]

What lesson? That you can cook however you want?

[@brandonchase-lujan3040]

Traditionalist views of food are outdated anyway

[@supanamja1]

This wasn’t a competition, this was the boys making a nice three course meal for James.

[@onlycasual1]

Wish James could come back full time tbqh