A͏s͏mongold Reacts To "Tales From TheVarus" | By Internet Historian

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[@AsmonTV]

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[@raviospagetio1444]

Nice advertisin

[@Chnumpen]

Any chance of Asmongold plays Nioh?

[@esongiba]

cat dany and daily dose of asmongold are my favourite 2 editors, they're lighting fast and they give so much credit to the original creator

[@J0NB11O6]

Can't you get in trouble for showing the dudes man tits on stream?

[@Raindrops4891]

wow account just got banned for the name HugeBeauxner plz help

[@pg40987]

I'm Italian. Fun fact: people never got the toilet paper fear; instead, they started raiding for pasta. No, it's not a stereotype. They took every single box they could from the shelves, except ONE KIND: Barilla's Penne Lisce. The brand became a living joke. Italians would rather starve, rather than be forced to buy them.

[@rex_boi]

As an Italian, I can confirm it

[@marcosfranco1815]

LMAO

[@antidisestablishmentariani8730]

what's wrong with penne lisce?

[@JackRendar]

Smooth penne as oppossed to ridged penne. BIG textural difference.

[@Firaveas]

I almost laughed out of my chair.

[@williamhutsch851]

If all ads were like this, ad blocker wouldnt exist.

[@Riotlight]

Internet Historians ads are the only sponsored ads i dont skip. You just know they are going to be good.

[@ComfortableTool86]

lost it at the snako pitu

[@Zukoiu]

I cannot like your comment enough.

[@george_denbrough]

Ad blocker exists for more than just inconvenient ads bud

[@svampen7782]

That is true, it is like extra content but its an Ad.

[@WelloBello]

“The media said it wasn’t fake so I assumed it was fake.” Bruh.

[@GiRR007]

only way to live

[@GaspataGhast]

Imagine believing the media no matter what bruh

[@brianlam5847]

@@GaspataGhast Imagine not fact checking media

[@aidensnew8562]

@@brianlam5847 imagine the media publishing virtually anything they want with zero legal repercussions... oh wait.

[@brianlam5847]

@@aidensnew8562 Thats perfectly fine, fact check it yourself.

[@Speakeazi]

chat: THIS IS AMERICA video: Literally talking about Australia

[@defaulted9485]

@@NachozMan At least we got the fun Hivemind KKona clap kappa Seriously, I'm not using Twitch nor 4chan but they sure do have more fun than other hiveminds.

[@mostevil1082]

Most of the clips were from America. Aussies aren't that fat.

[@jagerzaku9160]

Nachoz Man twitch chat is the opposite of 4chan it’s far closer to Reddit or IFunny

[@george_denbrough]

Same shit happened in America bud

[@bingitybong6518]

Nachoz Man Next thing you’re gonna say is What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch I’ll have you know

[@rnkeene86]

Shes my girlfriend, I'm not her boyfriend though - VPN ad was great

[@rusandruu]

@@youtubesuresuckscock No, it was actually very funny. It was objectively better and more entertaining than most ads. But why do you need to be so negative and frustrated with someone else's oppinion? Why would you call him a shill and an idiot?

[@Overphased]

Yeah it was fantastic, what made it for me is that (lorewise) it's a continuation of his previous nordvpn ad

[@TayTheDay]

Internet Historian =/= Big Money Salvia

[@gungnir5031]

@@rusandruu it made fun of stalkers and people with parasocial relationships. So maybe he finds it too close to home

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

He comments on other asmongold videos just hating, lol. Just ignore him.

[@orlandosilva6665]

"This is soo disgusting and degenerate...I love it!" -gold,Asmon 2020.

[@muffinman2546]

Does this mean he has achieved acceptance in Anime and Furry videos with Mediashare? ;D

[@galfinsp7216]

4:57 marking it for those curious.

[@goratron1]

I was working at a military base at the time in Australia, it was hilarious because toilet paper and liquid soap theft got really bad on base to the point that during the day the MP's were lined up at the exit gates checking 1 out of 2 cars for hidden toilet paper and soap that had been stolen. I knew guys working government jobs, jobs that are nearly impossible to lose, losing their jobs because they were caught stealing large amounts. Hysteria is the word to describe it.

[@thevilemace6121]

That’s insane

[@CptSlow89]

Yeah government jobs are the best, just like in Serbia. You do nothing for 8hrs a day and get paid.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

It's crazy. What a time! I honestly wish I could go back...

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

Imagine being scared of using water on your ass smh

[@Kunk_Manjeroon]

My parents are GSA employees, and it’s a little hard to lose your American government job unless if you smoke weed or commit a crime. My parents invited me to their apartment every weekend, and when I came on one weekend, they had just stacks of toilet paper. I asked if they were dumb, and they said that if they weren’t gonna take it, they probably wouldn’t have any, which turned out true the next weekend when I went to get some and instead had to buy handsoap and wipes instead. The stupid and the hysterical manage to bring us down to their level every time something like this happens. I asked my parents if they had missing toilet paper at work and it turns out people were put on leave for taking roles home.

[@Human1337]

"Is it worth my channel" thanks for that

[@gg_Zay]

"Every problem that we have, is made worse by media." -Asmongold 2020 More true words have ever spoken about one of the main problems in the world today.

[@furydeath]

unless it's something trump says then its 100% true * sips bleach smoothie *

[@XxBluerainxX]

I miss when breaking news were important things like the Berlin wall coming down, 9/11 etc. Now it's always breaking news. It's designed to get you hooked and you need to constantly check it all the time. Instead of important issues being conveyed to the public it's now how to make the most clicks.

[@WieldMyWord]

Funny thing thought there is a lot of news that are also being suppressed because they don't want people to develop a certain bias.

[@gg_Zay]

@@XxBluerainxX TRUTH.

[@gg_Zay]

@@WieldMyWord true! the people who own the media want you to think a certain way so that they can keep you in their little bubble. Media is basically mind control. ;)

[@lunardoeseverything5393]

“5G... five fingers, A PENTAGRAM!” That jump made me giggle...

[@griffca4814]

"Random big old dude" That was WWE Superstar Ryeback. He had almost half a million people watch him zoom bomb people.

[@Ren3gaid]

500.000 people?? DUDE how is it possible that the other billions don't know him

[@defaulted9485]

@@Ren3gaid Dude... did you just jump three zeros like a clown jumping through hoops?

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

Was Ryback actually Zoom-bombing people? That clip was from an ASMR eating video he did lol, some one just splashed it in there.

[@sacrifizzle7399]

"i feel like every problem that we have is made worse by the media" -Asmongold 2k20

[@lightzpy8049]

The cfr are more powerful than the government

[@chaosXP3RT]

He's not wrong

[@truewerf4413]

2k20? jesus u kids are getting dumber by the day. just hit the damn 0 like a normal person

[@sarcasm4371]

@@truewerf4413 and you're still dying every day. imagine getting upset over someone typing a k instead of a 0

[@ThatGuy-eu2vt]

@@sarcasm4371 Lets be real here, its retarded to type a "K" when typing a “0”would take the same amount of time and be easier to read.

[@baystorm94]

God, I`m crying tears of laughter from the zoom guy.

[@RicardoNirep]

ONGUGUNGENGEN VILLAGE

[@nineironspitfire]

Yeah, twomad is fucking hilarious

[@jonrambo1774]

It’s nelks video if you wanna watch the whole thing :)

[@nineironspitfire]

@@jonrambo1774 no it isn't? The zoom videos are made by twomad. Who the fuck are nelk?

[@ThatGuy-eu2vt]

@@jonrambo1774 nigga thats ma boy Twomad. who the fuck is "Nelk"

[@HoppingSkipper]

34:38 OH GOD I ONLY JUST NOTICED THE GOLF NOISE INTERNET HISTORIAN YOU LEGEND BAHAHAHAHA

[@Ebb0Productions]

I am Legend?

[@MichaelThorage]

It's like watching movie "Idiocracy" happening now in front of our eyes...

[@catkin1671]

So, that whole send the excess food to Africa is a thing that the EU does and it's incredibly damaging in the long run. If the EU countries have enough bumper crops to "donate" food (economists call it dumping) to African nations, chances are that at least the northern bits of Africa had a good year too. In comes the EU food for free, undercutting African farmers and often shutting them down since many African farmers unfortunately live crop to crop. This perpetuates a cycle where in the bad years Africa can't afford to feed itself because they didn't make enough profit from the good years to plant the next batch of crops. It's short-term charity made with the best intentions (probably) but it's ultimately unhealthy.

[@RanEncounter]

Do you understand that African countries do not have the logistics and funding to supply food to places in need? How is this so hard to understand? Building infrastucture and getting Africans to the level of education to use it is a real problem you know. You take for granted things like proper roads and airports in all places. It is a logistical nighmare to get suplies to the right place most of the time.

[@Traditional_American]

That's why welfare dependence is so damaging.

[@catkin1671]

Different economic principle entirely. Applying macroeconomics to microeconomics doesn't always translate. You can't compare dumping to something like a universal minimum income or benefits. You see, dumping happens in "the good years." It fulfills the need of ridding an economy of excess where benefits address a completely different problem. It's not just something that happens to poor countries either. China crashed the EU solar panel and steel industries for example by flushing it with cheap materials. The powerful countries like the EU and the US get to protect our econonmy from that with tarriffs and import regulations but Africa can't prevent food dumping without stopping genuine charitable efforts. If the EU donated that amount of food in years of famine, it wouldn't harm the African economies the same way.

[@Th3Kingism]

Yep, it's a good sentiment to try to help but in actuality it basically makes Africans even more dependent on western nations for aid which is bad for every country there in the long run, it's one of those roads to hell that's paved with good intentions.

[@vivi-fe5rj]

Plus, the individual farmers do NOT have the financial capacity to ship tons of food. They already are losing money, so unless they receive money to ship the food, it's ludicrous to ask them to ship goods across the world. How is most of chat this oblivious to the blindingly obvious?

[@alo754]

Oh god, the zoom harassment brought me back to vent days. Funny shit.

[@AdventurerOfOblivion]

@@joeldoxtator9804 Johnny!..... He's back!

[@wolvAUS]

ring in ere last night

[@Nachokinz]

Peggy Forever.

[@AhsimNreiziev]

@Equis Igreigazeta That guy's antics sure were funny. A lot less funny a story about what can happen if you publicly post your Zoom Room key: some sicko streaming child porn into the session for everybody to see. This happened to some acquaintances of my mum's. One of whom was a victim of child sexual abuse herself.

[@legendarymarston9174]

@@AhsimNreiziev that's messed up 🤢

[@ElioRose]

Even two years later, this is still one of my favorite videos lol

[@shmee123ful]

I'm an Aussie and I can confirm we have a talent for stealing shit. We even stole tanks from both world wars.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

🤣😂

[@maxthommesen9315]

But u are not good at war i heard u lost to fucking birds

[@jordiemetie950]

Was waiting for this one :) knew it would come

[@fbi8801]

Samme

[@Unturned_Survivor]

We all knew and waited

[@YeeT-hx6kj]

Me Too

[@charliem5604]

Same and this is probably my favorite Internet Historian video by far

[@Dead25m]

@@charliem5604 Engoodening of No Man's Sky is my absolute favourite, nothing can touch that imo. But the ad was the best he's had so far, i fucking died.

[@BacbaaVu]

RIP TwoMad

[@ShiroDia_]

I was wondering who else would be watching this and not even know that he'd passed. I found out by accident months after. It's crazy to me how it was like no one even knew he was gone?

[@headcollecter3000]

​@@ShiroDia_ that's because he alienated everyone around him and his fans and then everyone just forgot about him. He was unhinged before he died. Sad to see.

[@kilppa]

Even here in Finland I noticed that the shelves were empty of toilet paper at that time. I always just bought one 8-pack at a time as always and we never ran out, because shipments were still coming in as always. It's just that people were hoarding the stuff. I was so embarrassed, because usually we finns are quite a levelheaded bunch in general. This happened in my city of 200,000 people and we still have only had something like 140 cases. I blame social media and clickbait shit.

[@Gorgovoid173]

Your first mistake, was assuming we were "level-headed".

[@jontobin5942]

I constantly overestimate how intelligent my fellow citizens are, then Q-Anon becomes popular and I berate myself for once again assuming people couldn't be that stupid.

[@duelgundam]

Singaporean here: I thought it was just an American-only problem, going "haha, those crazy westerners are at it again! God damn doomers...". When I went to the supermarket to buy some stuff(necessary personnel), I was actually surprised to see the shelves for TP ACTUALLY EMPTY. Couldn't even find a god damn sack of potatoes, either. WTF, people

[@Legatium]

@@denistardif6650 That's because people expected society to end, which does actually mean no more TP.

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

I made it through the entire pandemic on a single 8 pack that I bought before it even started

[@b1nary_f1nary]

It really is heartwarming to see the cows return to the ocean :)

[@Jack-jj3zs]

Wish Asmon watched the rest of the IH video to see him thank Neil Druckmann for the "worst sequel since WWII"

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

I missed that part in the origi video

[@Scott3387]

I haven't laughed this much (at the twogood parts) in months. I know you are having a hard time at the minute but thank you for bringing joy. I hope things work out for you.

[@kylemiles8291]

The idea that throwing a bunch of money at the problem would solve world hunger results from thinking at a 3rd grade level.

[@guyfromdubai]

The film "Network" was ahead of its time showing the influence the news has on people, especially the classic "You've got to get mad" scene.

[@jaehowlett9408]

I work at a wal mart in a small town in Canada and even here we ran out of toilet paper and sanitization. Some person came in the day we had a shipment and ordered everything we had including what was in the back. We loaded it onto a truck from all our pallets, this was before limits

[@DeosPraetorian]

Oh one of those assholes

[@Soggysenpai]

@Jonathan Soko I mean he's still gonna use it. It's not like the paper gonna rot.

[@SuperXdrake]

what i love about the last video, her spraying vinegar on her lawn, she just gonna have a dead lawn and wonder wtf happend

[@WambwneD]

"The media said it wasn't fake so assumed it was fake". Truly a galaxy brain among us.

[@HateMachinist]

"This could have been avoided if a few Journalists had been shot in time." -Nikita Khrushchev

[@deathb4bondage558]

it unconstitutional to obstruct the free press buddy, you must be a communist

[@Gebnakk]

Most communist thing I've ever heard on the internet.

[@awesomearsam1890]

I cry of laughter everytime I see twomad Zooms raids, they're so fucking funny to me

[@deadturret4049]

Its a shame that he zoomed right into his grave

[@awesomearsam1890]

@@deadturret4049 Rip troll king

[@BJ52091]

I've been waiting for this reaction! Thanks for the free entertainment, man! I appreciate your dry humor, sarcasm, and facepalms.

[@stefantsarev4442]

"The media was actually right for once." Oh, journalism, what happened to you?... You used to be a noble profession.

[@SilvarusLupus]

Late stage Capitalism happened :/

[@wtfbros5110]

"used to be" lmao

[@Yomotomen]

Rip twomad

[@MoonlitMarch]

*Most events are from Australia and EU* Chat: NA OMEGALUL

[@CampaignerSC]

Makes you wonder just how rare intelligence actually is in the human species, huh?

[@crysisman09]

im pretty sure it was worse in NA than EU still though, well it atleast wasnt anywhere that bad in the scandinavian countries, cant say for the rest of EU but i have heard so much shit about how it went in the states and Canada

[@idle5089]

@@crysisman09 Im pretty sure his point wasn't about whats worse where. It's how obsessed Asmon's chat is with NA. I'll admit there's a large amount of retardation in the US, but how do sentient humans sit at their keyboard typing "NA" every second of a stream even when theres nothing to do with NA going on. Do EU viewers acually find this as a good chat experience? Or do they not care because they hate NA so much.

[@moominfin]

@@idle5089 Laughing at the US never, ever gets old.

[@lukesibley3821]

@@idle5089 People spam EU just as much

[@masterbeef981]

Love the fact that people who eat food, think world hunger can be "solved" its just way too funny. Let me know when they develop a "never hungry again" pill

[@IronClique]

Rest in peace Twomad

[@ryantwomey3463]

that zoom call trolling has early ventrilo invader spam vibes and i love it get that duke nukem soundboard babeee

[@decode3667]

Those monkey gang wars was insane, everyone was hiding to not be collateral damage from the wars.

[@mityakiselev]

TriHard Clap

[@Fez8745]

25:50 Yeah the problem with making the farms over in say africa is that while it works for a while, eventually the locals kill workers and owners, take over the farm because they think it's their 'right' as natives. Then since they know nothing about running a farm or growing produce it all gets destroyed and then complain and beg to have farmers come over and run the farm again. Literally rinse and repeat, been that way for like 100+ years from the perspective of Australia (Daily aussie farmers in africa are slaughtered)

[@x3seal133]

I recall reading about zimbabwe farmers slaughtered and the prime minister said to not prosecute the ones that killed them. Nobody in power did anything about it. But imagine giving food directly to them, they will think they earn it and not farm anything or do anything productive. Once it stops, what will happen?

[@stingerrgb2754]

Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about...

[@Masterwar15]

@@gamerdweebentertainment1616 What fucking opposition? lmao

[@bobtom9089]

It kind of seems like you have a Johntron situation of too many Anti- SJW vids. I said this before and I’ll say it again Anti-SJW are just as toxic as the SJW themselves.

[@Shiroi0moi]

@@bobtom9089 "Those pesky anti-sjw's are exactly like those sjw's they like to complain about, am I right my fellow progressiv... I mean, my fellow centrists? Other side of the same coin I tell ya'll"

[@brandonmorris9729]

There were farms in Africa. It was called rhodesia

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

There was africa its the place constantly fucked by everyone else

[@nccn4021]

@@Bruh-hq1hx yeah that was like 70 years ago... now they constantly fuck themselves

[@IN-tm8mw]

@@nccn4021 So much like every other nation on earth then?

[@kalimeet___1524]

"I think the media is agitator of public unrest" Really? You just now found that out brother?

[@Ninetailsmaster16]

"Over in my yard where I sprayed you can see it clearin' up" no but I can see that your grass is mega dead.

[@ChainsawMac09]

34:39 Holy shit the golf club / driver sound and Joel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spearra]

The 5G part still pisses me off. This is why we can't have technological progress any faster than it already is. People are too mentally slow to adapt and gotta cave man anything they don't understand.

[@AeroZeppelin-rb4pt]

Exactly people need to wize up and get rid of 5g I'm right there with you brother we shouldn't be exposed to the Wave lengths brosif

[@muffinman2546]

Underrated comment. People would sooner throw shit at each other than to cohesively progress. I'm 1000% glad super powers & wizard magic don't exist. Society would be more autistic in general & you'd have to deal with more layers of bullshit. Leave it to social news outlets & retarded/physically deaf adults to help us drive ourselves to the fucking soil. - If crime were legal, I'd lock every one of those retards in psychiatric help which would forcefully re-educate them so that they don't continue their potato existence.

[@saladasss2092]

@@muffinman2546 If crime were legal, the stupid people would kill you before you could do that. Stupid peole outnumber smart ones and are unpredictable like maniacs

[@k7332]

@@saladasss2092 You my friend, have learned much!

[@assassin8636]

So what are you saying here

[@Jetblast01]

"Media does more harm than good." -This exactly.

[@JeffGranja27]

I love how Asmon and McConnell argue in one sentence each and then automatically agree to disagree in silence

[@RODBETA]

if we have 2G, 3G, 4G and 5G doesnt that mean we have a total of 14G's were literally all gonna melt from that amount of G's and thats not even counting the OG ?!?!??!

[@TheMcal9909]

OG keeps all the other G's in check.

[@legendarymarston9174]

But...what about 1G?

[@bitcheslovecannons5073]

@@legendarymarston9174 that's the missing G. Nobody knows it's whereabouts.

[@TisMeBc]

that ad read was absolutely fantastic

[@jgoemat]

I started off thinking the TP shortage was all just the media and panic, but there were actual reasons behind it. One I hadn't thought of until someone told me was how many people were working from home. There are completely different supply chains for the toilet paper you buy in the store and the industrial stuff they sell to businesses. So people were using a lot more of the toilet paper you normally buy in a store. After a few weeks you started seeing them repackage the industrial TP and market it to retail stores, but it was a while before you could actually find Charmin because people were just using more of it because they were home more, and Charmin isn't building a new factory when the shortage was probably temporary.

[@zombie5017]

you wont be able to un-see this, his eye brows move every time he thinks, and as he speaks.

[@jonny12x96]

"One nation controlled by the media" -Green Day

[@klaasvaak8009]

lol the vinegarlady at the end cracked me up! she been doin that a while aswel, that lawn is wrecked...

[@Burntheadversary]

Bro the zoom call stuff had me DEAD omg 😂💀😂

[@raphiell8435]

Internet Historian editing skills are Godlike fr fr

[@maddoggaming1171]

I used to work at a office supply store and we tried to have limits on school supplies during the "back to school" sales. like 5 kids that looked like each other would come through the line one after the other buying the same things, we weren't supposed to call out the parents so we just let it happen. People will find a way around any limitation. Lol

[@ProzacStylings]

The manager of that office supply store should probably be fired. The correct response to people buying a lot of the thing you sell with no expiration date is Thank You, and a bump in the stock ordering.

[@martinrosendahl9134]

One of the coolest things about Internet Historian is those sponsor ads... they're always great and very creative (and funny)... youtube creators should do this more imo...

[@cannabass5729]

Crazy how you can literally see that lady's lawn all dead in the area where she walks around and sprays the vinegar she has been doing that for a long time

[@maxim377]

"In AUSTRALIA" Everyone in chat: "AMERICA LOL"

[@Kronosxviii1]

26:00 Topic on shipping food to Africa, the reason why we don't is that food deteriorates to fast. If you wanted to bulk ship it over, you would need a large ship which would need an extremely expensive and very large fridge to be installed just to slow down the deterioration of the food, never mind the travel time it takes to get there. And by the time it got there you would sell it to who or even if it's for charity who would manage it all? There's no infrastructure over there to manage such an operation and the excessive heat would make the food rot faster, so when the food is off the ships you have days to spread it around before it becomes inedible, if it's not rotted already. Alternative, flying it over. Same fridge problem and gets there far faster but now it's extremely expensive to do so in food tonnage/shipment. A fridge system on a plane would greatly reduce the already limited capacity even more as planes have to worry about weight more so than volume. Delving into the rest of the logistics would require a calculator and I'm to lazy to do so, glhf.

[@muropappa1]

I don't think the shipping is problem at all. We are getting bananas and other shiet from there cheap. But yeah Africas infrastructure is pretty fucked so slower to move and spread stuff there. Also management is shiet and corruption is high. But even if we managed to overcome all of these there would be still major problem, money. Even if we sold that stuff non profit still the prices would be too high for African market. It would have to be charity.

[@soklot]

You think shipping food is a problem? Building a "fridge" ? My god, there is a plethora of food which does not need any special needs for storing.

[@Siegram999]

that and no sane company owner would invest in shipping that much cargo for fucking free on a already huge loss. people use your brains

[@Overphased]

Wasn't there some shit that went down in Africa a few years ago where they basically told the countries that were trying to help them set up infrastructure to fuck off and they can do it on their own?

[@Kronosxviii1]

@@muropappa1 There are many kinds of fruits that are naturally self regulating? don't age out quickly. But the things we produce the most in the US like meats, corn, wheat, other vegetables and fruits require care for them to make a journey like that. And they would likely be converted into a long lasting form like Jerky, flour, etc but that still requires some care as hot(pretty much everywhere along the equator) & damp(ocean travel if using ships) weather are the worst conditions for storing foods like that.

[@daseinz]

The only streamer I respect. Not only he links original video. He links the channel, other videos and ad as well. You are a rare gem mate.

[@danielharbison5831]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I lost in on the Zoom guy eating chips.

[@CUXOB2]

11:06 im coming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

[@srocks94]

That's better than we had last time.

[@jeromee1981]

I just went to the men's clothing department and bought a bunch of socks! Those things are washable!

[@OriNyte]

@Jonathan Soko You're the heathen

[@OriNyte]

@Jonathan Soko OH.... you got me sorry, i'm the heathen

[@Sheemer2]

As soon as I watched this last week I was waiting for the Asmongold take on it.

[@a_skeleton_appears]

Here in Hungary we never had toilet paper shortage but for some reason we had a shortage on mayo and milk products.

[@thatoneguy6126]

I like how in the video it said the problem took place in Australia but people were spamming AMERICA .

[@Quirrel]

Because chat is full of dumb libtards.

[@oKrikket]

There were 4G conspiracies back in the day too, now people would cry if they didn't get 4G on their phones. It's not like 5G is anything new.

[@Overphased]

Same thing probably happened with radio, 2g, 3g, etc.

[@greasey8695]

Kristian Bro, 5G literally came from China. It's their tech over here. They've literally been caught planting students here to steal info, they're taking our data from proxy companies like Epic Games, and their embassies are being closed due to evidence of more spying. It's not a conspiracy theory to say we should care about the origins of what we introduce into our infrastructure.

[@greasey8695]

Miki That would still be just another example of China exploiting greed to get ahead, in line with using cheap labor to gain a foothold in our economies. We'd be reliant on Chinese influence for more than just Apple products and, well, most commodities. The idea is that China is competitive, and recognize us as their most significant economic opposition, which should make it reasonable for people to view cooperation and integration as a little odd. The microwaves frying your brain thing is nothing new either, but isn't the meat of the argument against the future of 5G.

[@Konanzor]

@@rthmn 5G cellular networks and 5GHz wifi are different things. Confusing for sure, because on your router it's likely labelled 5G. It's referring to something altogether different though.

[@RCJH2022]

This dudes adds are just as entertaining as the actual video. 😂

[@ELGG1894]

I love how chat was spamming shit about america in the beginning while it took place in Australia

[@rampage3337]

um... people do know that 5g is not somthing new right? like we have had 5g for a very very very long time like this is not the first time we shoot out 5g rays

[@IamTehGuyz]

No, they don't know; that's a large part of the problem. The large amount of uneducated morons is why we still have things like MLMs and all these random, baseless conspiracy theorists who still think the earth is some big flat disk and vaccines will chip us (despite having an easily tracked smartphone) and all that

[@ThatLongHairMetalGuy]

Yeah and we've had cancer for a very very very long time... think about it.

[@cenetermacaronied2489]

IamTehGuyz u mean americans?

[@JoHn-gi1lb]

Bold of you assume they have a brain.

[@fracke7588]

@@IamTehGuyz that conspiracy doesnt say you will be tracked it states the chip will control your actions "disconnect you from god" is what some people say. (i dont believe that conspiracy theory, just so your aware im just stating what it actually is)

[@atomicfatman5000]

I love how I no longer have to wait for notifications from the main channels bun instead I just gotta wait until asmon reacts to the videos

[@Overphased]

No offense and sorry if I misunderstood your comment, but if more and more people start thinking like you, we're gonna see some copyright strikes coming out . No content creater wants to lose money and viewership to react Andies. When it comes to me, I always go to the original video, give it a like and skip to the end so that youtube registers my view.

[@thehunter7422]

Recently discovered Internet historian cause of asmongold reactions now i can't stop watching them lol on a binge ATM

[@Erreul]

26:07 That guy's character is funny dude, "Just have a billionare go over and do it!" lol

[@soesaplug5654]

Coming from Australia, this video was 100% accurate lmfao. Idk why toilet paper but yes a lot of people even ones I know still have cupboards full of toilet paper rolls lol, for 2-3 weeks I was the workplace toilet paper bandit 💀

[@EzMasterKH]

But Asmongold..YOU'RE the media..

[@dannyk640]

Twomad: History class hell yeah.. Teacher: Robert take that off your screen! Hahahaha

[@Lycanite]

In the North UK, my local corner shop always had plenty of 9 packs of toilet roll in stock, the good stuff too, was never an issue. Supermarkets were cleared though, despite corner shops being well stocked.

[@lynchpintm8928]

I can reach my sink while sitting on the toilet, so I just wipe with my hand, waffle stomp it down my sink drain, then rinse off.

[@X-SPONGED]

13:23 If someone from in 2007 told me that in the future, Prohibition style robberies would happen again but this time it would be with Toilet Paper instead of alcohol. I would've sent them to a mental asylum. But now, I genuinely question how humanity has managed to get this far.

[@Razer217]

13:45 Yeah I bought two packs right before it ran out in my town and I'm still not even halfway through the first pack. Not a big deal but I wish I'd bought higher quality TP.

[@dmitriyobidin6049]

29:06 No problem really, room creator can mute a person without his permission.

[@Leonadeyt]

One thing is for sure. In this period when everyone at home and I went out on the street, hiding from police, I never felt such fresh streets before. No pollution, clean air and birds on the roads and on trees. Best run ever.

[@diamondz4057]

I as a teenager in my last year of high school at the time, like all of my class mates thought the toilet paper issue was funny. We looked for toilet paper in stores just to laugh at the empty shelves. I put a picture in Discord, everyone laughed. It was a baby boomer problem.

[@nolovedrjones9668]

Shitty assed zoomers, back at it again

[@ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839]

Thats because your parents were buying it for ya bro😂😂😂 good lord kids are funny as fuck

[@AKUJIVALDO]

It was funny...until you couldn't wipe anymore... And that is how many cats and small dogs became brown furred...and stinky.

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

Except. When you didn't have toilet paper.

[@deadturret4049]

Bidet owners mustve been having a laugh during that.

[@p4ttl344]

oh god the Zoom shit actually had me in tears, thought i was going to throw up with laughter at one point

[@MrJ6H]

This was a legendary time for the memes! Saying this is a legendary understatement.

[@asdkadasjf]

you laugh at hoarders, but that's what the world failed at not being prepared for corona virus

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Man I stock up on toilet paper normally because I basically pick up a cheap pack every time I went to "the shitty non-food discount chain" in my country and when corona hit I had 150 rolls stocked already.

[@LordPebble2309]

Yeah, there is straight up a paper storage/factory like 30 mins from my town and they sell 32 packs for like 10 bucks

[@xxZwei]

cant believe why dont they use a bidet? It's like if you can only have 50 things in your life. You want a bidet and a toilet.

[@filipraos8072]

@@xxZwei even with it its still good to have some tp

[@triplearielinfinite2]

10:52 you could say that idea was *sharp*... THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IM HERE ALL NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[@immamlgproo]

bro i feel like australia has never recovered from the toilet paper crisis, whenever I go shopping like only 10% of toilet paper is ever in stock

[@SonOfNone]

Time to invest is a bidet. 👀

[@garygotgameclips]

"you can take one billionaire and solve all the world's problems" wow that's the most pepega thing I've heard this month

[@dbg5744]

"Australia was a prison colony." True.. But so was the USA. 50,000 british convicts sent to the north american colony.

[@averagejones3955]

IlIlIlIlIlIl no one asked. Why are you niggas so obsessed with America.

[@jacobiner9016]

@@averagejones3955 cause america is one of the worst example of a country that you could possibly have? Oh, and picking on youguys easy cause the USA finds a way to weasel themselves anywhere.

[@legendarymarston9174]

@@pascalf9602 Meh. Most countries suck if you think about it.

[@vivi-fe5rj]

@@jacobiner9016 Economic superpower of the world > almost all other countries. Cope.

[@jacobiner9016]

@@vivi-fe5rj economic superpower? Hardly. That's china. The USA mostly and import country, they buy things, they don't provide anything super important

[@CrispyChicken38]

Often times people thought the toilet paper was out of stock when it was just more in the back because it was so bulky the shelves would empty quickly.

[@artimas44]

@asmongold tv bro i just started watching your videos the other day. man you might be the most entertaining thing on you tube right now . Keep up the good work man!

[@X-SPONGED]

Asmond : "The Media was actually right" _Words that would only be spoken by mankind in a post apocalyptic scenario_

[@tobidavis8613]

The ironic thing with the toilet paper, is that only 6 month prior, during the Australian Wildfires, people were donating so much toilet paper to victims of the fires that there were warehouses full of toilet paper & the "charities" collecting it told people to stop sending it. So during the "shortage", some where in Australia, there were warehouses full of the stuff

[@Lusterburn]

Your chats reaction is really funny sometimes.

[@Silenced_Actias]

God I could not stop laughing when it got to the zoom part