A Sharp Decline: Jurassic Park World

The Jurassic World movies have taken the Jurassic Park franchise to even greater financial heights...but at what cost??

[@MartyMcFly88]

Just to clarify, Sattler wasn’t a paleontologist. She was a paleobotonist.

[@evansbot]

Paleontology is the study of fossil remains of past forms of life, including plants. She is both a paleobotanist and a paleontologist as one is a sub-category of the other.

[@Xenosaurian]

*paleobotanist

[@Xenosaurian]

@@evansbot Paleontology is actually the study of the prehistoric past in general. Paleobiology is the study of past forms of life.

[@evansbot]

@@Xenosaurian That's not correct. Paleontology is the study of ancient life by examining the fossil record. It is only concerned with the period up to the Holocene epoch Paleobiology links paleontology with current biological research to study things like molecular evolution and evolutionary history.

[@Xenosaurian]

@@evansbot No, paleontology is concerned with the prehistoric past in general, including subfields like paleobiology and paleogeology and paleogeography etc. Paleobiology is also under no obligation to involve evolutionistic philosophy.

[@ryan.oconnor]

I recently rewatched the first movie for the first time in years, and I cannot believe how good it still is! I loved every second, it’s an absolute masterpiece.

[@The_ZeroLine]

Why can’t you believe how good it still is? It still has the most realistic dinosaurs (except for the running herd which looked terrible).

[@spartan4648]

Raptors and the rex and just about everything else is unrealistic​@@The_ZeroLine

[@Xenosaurian]

JP and TLW are true masterpieces!

[@SomeHarbourBastard]

_The Lost World: Jurassic Park_ rules. Its only flaws are the lack of lead-up shots between the escape and San Diego, and cutting multiple scenes of the best character in the entire franchise, Roland Tembo.

[@nialllappin4159]

Or when the T Rex killed everyone on the ship then hid for its big reveal

[@katyfox5695]

Exactly!!!!!

[@TheOwneroftheIC]

@@nialllappin4159 He ate a lot of people, he was taking a nap.

[@TheReZisTLust]

Slept ​@@nialllappin4159

[@william3100]

​@TheOwneroftheIC it would just sleep on the rest of the ship instead if going back into its little enclosure and somehow closing the doors on top of it. Plus, it would've done serious damage to the ship, which it didn't. The baby couldn't have caused damage because it's leg was broken. Plus, people could've easily tranquilized it like what Roland did. Also, the ship was moving and moving fast and crashed into the docks. It would not sleep through that.

[@prophismusic]

When they started treating the raptors like dogs, I was done.

[@_McCullochDavid]

It’s killing for sport… JUST LIKE A CUTTLEFISH! This had me howling 😂

[@Dinoslay]

Surplus killing happens in nature rather regularly so “killing for sport” doesn’t even make the Indominus all that special and the spoken dialogue therefore only exists for the sake of shallow spectacle.

[@william3100]

​@@Dinoslayit does make it special because animals only do that for survival reasons. Indominus Rex did it purely for the feel and seeing how powerful it is. Even dangerous animals know what they instinctively are. The Indominus didn't know what it was and had enough intelligence to like killing things. It was a literal sadistic monster.

[@wannabKsi]

⁠@@william3100The indominus did it because that’s how it had been raised. It wasn’t socialised at all. An Animal that isn’t socialised and has never hunt for its food. Is obviously not going to link hunting with food. It’s just going to hunt for the thrill.

[@william3100]

@wannabKsi True, but remember the line that Owen said, "she is seeing all of this for the first time. SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS. She will kill anything that moves. " Her not knowing who she is is pretty interesting because she was a mismatch of a bunch of different animals rolled into one. Animals have an instinctive identity because they have had millions of years to evolve into what they are currently. They evolved physical and psychological traits to match what they needed to become. The indominus was nothing like that. It was just created out of the blue with many different things and behaviors thrown in. It makes sense that her behaviors and ways of thinking and understanding would be very messed and all over the place.

[@MimMdance]

7:59 Blasphemy! It is easily better than any film after it. Agree about the new trilogy criticisms though. It had to be said.

[@shinndig1293]

It's infinitely better than JP3, Fallen Kingdom and Dominion but Jurassic World is admittedly the more entertaining and better paced sequel.

[@MforMovesets]

Yeah it's bs, and this channel lost me after just 2 videos. It lost me over lost world. Ironic.

[@jimjam7928]

Oh sure, it's better than bad movies ie. the rest of this franchise, that I'll agree with. However, The Lost World is still the textbook definition of a wholly unnecessary sequel, and is complete garbage when compared to the first movie.

[@vykryl65]

Lost World was a hack job of the novel. My guess is the novel wasn't exciting enough for as true of an adaptation as Jurassic Park was considering technology constraints it dealt with. I liked 3, it used some of the material from the books that were left out of the other two movies. My memories are also favorable as I watched Land Before Time, Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park 3 on a loop when babysat my 4 year old niece. Fun times watching monster movies with the munchkin. Only thing that scared her was the giant amoeba at the end of Evolution

[@MforMovesets]

@@vykryl65 The book wouldn't have been a good movie. I like it but it had a stereotypical villain who was mostly ignored in JP1. Interestingly, the booklets for Jurassic Park 2 for GameBoy claims he's in the game, but he isn't. :P

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were the only objectively BAD movies; boring action, cringe humor & incompetent writing with no charm, appeal, or genuine thrills. (The marketing for both films was also just a flat out lie)

[@primevalyautja1305]

GTFO I'm a Huge Fan of the Jurassic World Trilogy, People are not wrong for Loving or even Defending the Trilogy

[@turtleanton6539]

😊😊😊😊😊🎉

[@bradhaley8432]

I have watched all 6 movies, and the only 2 I actually loved are Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom and Jurassic World Dominion. I currently have all 6 on either Blu-ray or dvd's. Only Jurassic World Dominion, I have a 4k blu-ray ultra HD copy.

[@RenegadeSamurai]

@@primevalyautja1305and people are also not wrong in disliking and openly critizising them lol

[@Bloooo95]

@@bradhaley8432🤨🤨🤨

[@ricklugo9121]

I like JP 3, the Spinasaur is a pretty cool design as well.

[@user-ey7wx7sw9v]

The Lost world is one of the greatest sequels ever made up there with T2 and Aliens

[@anthonyruby2668]

I like how the second novel implies that the dinosaurs' aggression is from genetic breakdown, especially the raptors

[@jurassiccrew9848]

Jurassic park and Lost world best ❤❤❤🦖🦕

[@dancutd]

The change in the sequels to portraying the dinosaurs as monsters rather than animals is the biggest transgression of the sequels as it fundamentally changed the audience's point of view. In JP1 & 2 you're not privy to anything the characters aren't; you're going through the experience WITH them. That's a deliberate, important creative decision by Spielberg. From JP3 onwards you're on the side of the "puppeteers", to use a timely comparison. You're now (as a viewer) more omniscient, instead of sympathetic. It’s criminal film making.

[@buster3041]

They're treated the same in each film fam.

[@dancutd]

@@buster3041 thank you for your educated response.

[@fran3ro]

@@buster3041 What does "fam" means?

[@justinamenta7241]

​​@@dancutdhaha I knew in your mind you thought you were some fucking genius just by reading your goofy ass comment. Then you verified your arrogance in your second response...but in reality you don't come across as intelligent what so ever. So check that ego dude, it's embarrassing

[@takeshikovacs02]

It means that the person using it has a vocabulary of around 250 words.​@@fran3ro

[@DiamondCityLights]

the lost world hate is so uncalled for

[@anarchohelenism]

I actually like The Lost World a lot despite its flaws. As a kid I thought it was too dark, but as an adult, I enjoy seeing the film through Ian's eyes and the complete chaos that ensues. Spielberg's classic style is all over that film, and there's so many memorable scenes that if they had stuck closer to the book, it might've even eclipsed the original in quality.

[@XanArt21]

It needed another big carnivore (like the carno or something) and the pteranodon sequence that was abandoned. It became a bit too T-rex heavy. The only moment I really do not like is the Kelly gymnastics scene, it's just a bit too much. The raptor could have jumped after her, with her dodging it in time and it crashed through the wall, impaling itself... instead of her kicking it through a wall.

[@KillamriX98]

Dominion ended up being the only movie out of all 6 where I was just like... "I am straight up not having a good time. This is stupid." The nostalgia baited a little (way) too close to the sun on that one. Jurrasic World was a semi-reboot, so I could forgive them going "hey remember this?" But Dominion was just beating you over the head with it.

[@LexiLunarpaw]

1:43 I love how the Paleontologist picks the Dinosaur Skull's nose... Imagine your body being exhumed by a future Paleontologist just for them to pick your nose

[@jhiancarlosclemente6168]

I honestly think the lost world is the most exciting movie in the franchise

[@thed-rex098]

In response to Jeff Goldblum’s character portrayal of Malcom in The Lost World JP, I mean I would be pretty much against anything living dinosaur related and almost petrified of going to an island full of them if I just narrowly escaped the death jaws of a 8-ton apex super predator like T-Rex just a few years prior to the events of the sequel film….I think anyone in that situation would be absolutely saying stuff like “uhhh uhhh that’s a bad idea.” Take it from someone (aka Malcolm) who saw it firsthand, Jeff Goldblum portrayed the role amazingly well I feel like, and I honestly really loved TLW JP and it’s one of my absolute favorites even despite the massive amount of scenes that don’t make sense and leave major plot holes.

[@betsieswartz]

33:44 do you not realize that there are over 500 species of dinosaur that we know of? They did not run out, they just wanted to do something unique, which is something that you wished they would do more. But when they do something unique, if it’s not attached to a masterpiece of filmmaking, it’s a waste of time and money. It’s just incredibly hard to win with film critics, because they want something unique, but the same, so it’s almost impossible for a sequel to be “good”

[@NOWAHERRAMAIN]

I still love all the movies no matter what anybody’s opinion is same with Camp Cretaceous. I still love it no matter the flaws.❤

[@MrLamelaLP]

Jurassic World is a fun ass movie. I’ll die on this hill

[@danieldemayo6209]

Great to know there are people that feel the same out there.

[@MrPrometheus1190]

The lost world is awesome

[@TheUrbancenter]

it was definitely awe-something

[@jimjam7928]

It's awe-lright.

[@j.m.marshall669]

The Rex's rampage in San Diego did restore Malcolm's reputation however.

[@anubusx]

His publishers found a way.

[@iguanobro9925]

do i am the only one who thinks and believes the '93 film should have been a single movie instead of a franchise?.

[@dark_antihero]

Do you really expect hollywood not to cash in on a massive hit?

[@WhiskeyDJones]

And not get The Lost World? No thanks

[@aguy2162]

Your opinion on The Lost World is mind boggling to me

[@Hamilotdraws]

Agreed, as a kid I didn't like it but now I love it, although not as much as the first movie.

[@jtgd]

Exactly. 3 was worse than 2

[@denimchicken104]

Watching the lost world is akin to doing something you find fun, but now while having the flu. The whole experience feels shitty and wrong.

[@elijeremiah1058]

@@denimchicken104I can’t believe you said this! I’ve always said that The lost world gives me the feeling of having the flu!!!!

[@denimchicken104]

@@elijeremiah1058 fist bump! 🤜

[@CinemaGulp]

Loving your guys videos! Excellent stuff.

[@outsideintel]

Many thanks! 🙏

[@TheDozin1]

Saw it in theaters, just like all of the other entries...and I loved and still do love The Lost World. Agree to disagree.

[@MforMovesets]

Whenever I see scenes of JP1 I'm like "Man this movie is SO GOOD." It has pacing you will NEVER see these days since everything has to be 3 hours. However, I grew up with JP2 and fed on all the marketing (games, two comics, behind the scenes material, toys etc.) and have higher nostalgia for that one. Also I loved the tiger striped Raptors in JP2.

[@khartog01]

Having grown up on this franchise I have never paid to see a Jurassic Park movie and I never will, I'll probably die before they ever stop making them.

[@thewizardspipe4265]

I think you're a little hard on tlw. I feel like it's one of the only movies that shows the dinosaurs in a natural way and weren't movie monsters. The cast didn't have issues with dinosaurs until they found them in their territory or interacting with them directly. I always felt they became movie monsters.

[@MforMovesets]

Calling it dull is absolutely ridiculous. I find it way more intense than movie 1, and most kills look terrifying. But hey, KZbin reviewers are like 20 and watch that stuff on their phone.

[@transamination]

How on earth is Jurassic World already 10 years old??

[@ScornedScallopes]

It turns 10 next year

[@theanti-hypemonitor9079]

TURNS OUT THE CONCERNS ARE VALID - the most true thing about any scifi movie ever

[@Ph33NIXx]

huh... I thought The Lost World was better than Jurrassic Park 3

[@NorthernHandle]

After a lot of thinking JURASSIC PARK /// May actually be my favourite sequel.

[@maxwellschmidt235]

I agree with everything said in the video. One thing I'd expand upon is that the original movie was a cinematic acheivement that in my opinion was unmatched (at least within sci fi) until Dune 2. The realization of the dinosaurs was both a pinnacle of practical effects and our INTRODUCTION to the possibilities of CGI. On top of that, paleontology and dinosaurs were a topic of great imagination with a lot of creative effort going into the topic even before Jurassic Park came out. It was both a brand new visual paradigm and it met a cultural moment that I think declined through the 90s. The much better path for the studio to capitalize on Jurassic Park would actually have been to have Spielberg bring Dinotopia to life the way he did Jurassic Park.

[@The_ZeroLine]

Exactly, it’s the producers who demand bigger, scarier, etc. The more action you pack into a film the more dull the action is.

[@Mr.Pumpkky]

If he did this when dominion came out, man it would’ve been so sad to see the true rock bottom of the franchise highlighted…

[@kekers21]

Enjoying your videos keep up the good work looking forwards to seeing what movies you do next 😀

[@outsideintel]

Much appreciated! 🙏🙏 Got a bunch coming up next year

[@VidWatcher01]

12:39 WTH?!? Thank God they didn't go with that idea!!

[@outsideintel]

It's hard to believe actual people are out here writing scripts like that...and actually getting paid actual money for it.

[@caucasoidape8838]

Might as well just make a Dino Riders movie instead.

[@anubusx]

​@@caucasoidape8838 Or Cadilacs and Dinosaurs.

[@Dinoslay]

@@anubusx Or Dinosaucers.

[@nicoalvarezp2]

Imagine thinking JP3 is better than the Lost World ....oofff

[@chriscanul4075]

Love this series. I still contend that the first Jurassic World is a good movie. Maybe not great, but good

[@XanArt21]

No, it's garbage... the first half of the story is a blatant rehash, only more fake feeling and with bland characters and the rest is just hero dinosaur vs evil dinosaur... which is stupid. The cgi is also very bad in this movie... there is a ton of it so some shots are gonna be good but a lot is terrrible... those raptors the first time we see them? Yikes. The greenscreen, artificial lighting isn't doing the cgi any favors.

[@Shlogger]

I'm starting to think Speilberg is overrated. He's made some pretty stupid shit over the years. lol.

[@deepspacehippie8186]

While l’ve grown to appreciate Jurassic Park 3 more over the years as l’ve witnessed the World franchise train wreck, in my opinion it is not the best Park sequel.

[@andrewrivera190]

The Lost World is my favorite of the franchise because it was the first one I saw. I will say, it’s easier to appreciate the film when looking at is as a remake of the 1920s Lost World rather than a sequel to Jurassic Park.

[@tommasomuli22]

... since when TLW: JP a remake of the 1920's TLW?!

[@SoThatGuyJohn]

I hated the desperate callbacks in the Jurassic World sequels. It was so forced especially in Fallen Kingdom. The way the characters were hunched over hiding from the Indoraptor, to the way it was running down the hallway to get to the mini elevator, and how it was tapping its claws in Maisie’s bedroom.. all just to call back to the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park.

[@blueshattrick]

3:11 I remember when that used to say "MAY BE closer than they appear" Ah, the Mandela Effect :D hah

[@cablewaffel7957]

I will never tolerate hate toward The Lost World. In my mind that movie is up there with Aliens and Terminator 2 as a perfect movie sequel. Jurassic Park 3 is more a product of studio interference than a lust for money, much like Alien 3. I agree though. What I want is new ideas. There are a million stories to tell when you have living dinosaurs, but they keep telling the same one. I was honestly surprised that they were going for another functioning park when I saw the trailer for JW. Hybrids aren't new enough of a concept to warrant three more movies. Give us something truly new.

[@wst8340]

I dont care ,We loved 3 , excellent cast 😮

[@XanArt21]

Tea Leoni & William H Macy are insufferable.

[@Kusanagikaiser999]

Anyone who says Jurassic Park 3 is better than The Lost World automatically lost all credibility as a CRITIC on the internet.........FACTS.

[@fanpandatastic]

Casual take. Jurassic Park 3 is lean and doesn’t overstay its welcome. Lost World is a bloated corporate mess of ideas that were made on a whim, quickly, and cheaply. And nothing in Jurassic Park 3 comes close to the heinous crime of having a girl beat velociraptors with gymnastics.

[@WhiskeyDJones]

The Lost World is objectively the better film. But JP III is vastly underrated. They're still miles better than the Jurassic World trilogy

[@AimingAtYou]

​@WhiskeyDJones JP3 is not better than the first World movie imo. It pisses on the other two though.

[@BeastNugget44Main]

Jp3 got the best raptors and cool ass apex predators the lost world was so boring only good parts of the movie was when the t rex was on screen

[@thimis6288]

Honestly it’s not too bad, jp3 has a message although it is just about family and love. But the lost world has the same message as the first film with Ian not growing at all and doesn’t have any other interesting subplot unless you really enjoy the gymnastic girls relationship with ian

[@darkgoth69]

Hey the first two were awesome. Saw them in the cinema when we were 12 and 14 respectively. At the time, Lost World was incredible visually and felt like good storytelling. Really at the time nothing else had come close to this.

[@turtleanton6539]

Yes😊😊😊🎉

[@Hamilotdraws]

Yep

[@jimjam7928]

First one is a bona fide masterpiece of blockbuster cinema, perhaps the greatest "popcorn flick" ever made. Second one is wholly unnecessary and meh. The rest are shit.

[@kennywilkinson913]

they was 4 yrs apart tho

[@darkgoth69]

@@kennywilkinson913 must have been 10 then

[@nickm8874]

Saying the movie is better than the book have you lost your bloody mind?

[@anarchohelenism]

They're right.

[@JooshMe]

Read it easily ten times as a kid. Picked up a copy a couple years back, and oh boy, the writing is just god awful.

[@xxxxxx-zy9lu]

The book's biotech stuff has dated very poorly and the chaos theory was mumbo jumbo even then.

[@SlantedSlapper]

I like a lot of elements from the book, but there were way too many "convenient" moments (i.e. Muldoon's tranquilizer knocking the rex out right before it ate Tim, there being a hidden supply of neurotoxin grenades that nobody knew about, the smaller rex distracting the bigger rex right before it reached Grant's boat).

[@LarrySwishamane]

u mustve seen the wrong film thinking that one was the book adaptation. uProbably watched Trassic Park or Jurassic Ark or something. because to think that a bunch pages w/ some ink on them, is superior to Steven Spielberg with a camera.... Do uThink that type of modification is easy? or cheap? Do uKnow any other director who concurrently shoot Jurassic Park & Schlinders List, And then have a night like he had at the oscars the next year? Because if he can iWould love to see him try.

[@Null94]

"Just like a cuttle fish" LOL

[@papanasicuafine]

This was SO good, thank you.

[@stuffthings9618]

3:30 sorry but no. Its not even fair to compare them. Yes the movie is your staple summer blockbuster with some heart. But the book is another beast all together.

[@THEDonnyB]

Jurassic Park was amazing. The Lost World is darkly fantastic. Jurassic Park 3 is a fun romp, just turn off your brain. Jurassic World was absolutely awesome. Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom was alright. Jurassic World Dominion was.

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom is utter shit and Dominion is an abomination.

[@The_ZeroLine]

The most amazing thing about the original is they went into production with no idea how they were going to make the dinosaurs look real. I had assumed Spielberg was willing to try it because of new CGI tech he was confident could make it look realistic.

[@chinyereugwu9431]

Loved Lost World. It's the 2nd best in the Franchise

[@HailEarendil]

Jeff Goldblum is too jewey to ever be called "hunky".

[@drewbottle9962]

I'll never understand the hate for Chris Pratt

[@davidgreen3001]

Politics, it's because he's not a brain dead lefty like 99% of Hollywood. He's talked before about being denied roles and being treated like trash because he's not all about pushing identity politics.

[@mariedit9935]

he left his wife because they have a disabled son and she didn't want more kids. Drama king much

[@KibaRanger_Kou]

Not too mention the crap they say about him today, had zero bearing on when World was coming out in 2015. There was a time when CHRIS PRATT was just Chris Pratt... But try explaining that to these idiots.

[@johnfigueroa2609]

SERIOUSLY THIS FRANCHISE JUST NEEDS TO DIE AND HAVE A REAL ACTUAL REINVENTION NOT JUST A REMAKE! We just need a new and fresh adaptation of it that is true to the novel and rated R. I remember reading the book years ago and it was very violent and scary. From the very beginning this franchise has been inhibited by its PG-13 family friendly tone even though they did have some pretty dark moments scattered throughout the films I feel like it could be so much better especially now since r-rated movies are making more money ever since Deadpool

[@RaefonB]

Deserves a sub just for that "explains a lot" clip of Trevorrow banging two dino toys into each other. 😆 Sad at the reveal of how much Spielberg is to blame for the crappy storylines though, damn. Great video!

[@outsideintel]

Yeah he has some really goofy ideas occasionally, but he’s just so candid about it you can’t stay mad at him. Spielberg has the heart of a child, but Trevorrow has the mind of a child.

[@user-uy1rg8td1v]

@@outsideintel Great KZbin video and channel, but I found the background music was too loud and distracting. I would strongly suggest you get rid of it altogether. I firmly believe that background music is distracting, annoying, and unnecessary (especially for educational or opinionated videos with lots of talking). I also believe that people want to hear you speak/get information/hear your opinions and not hear generic background music that doesn't really add anything useful and that people have to mentally filter out. Plus it will be one less thing you will have to do when making videos. Thank you.

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom & Dominion were the only garbage storylines.

[@RaefonB]

JW storyline was tolerable but still had considerable issues (imo). All 3 movies had potential, but... 😮‍💨

[@bruh_hahaha]

0:22 oh snap Paul from The Wonder Years is a Jurrasic stan too! 👍🏼

[@ProcessedWheat]

nah i can't stand for the Lost World slander lol

[@telekinesticman]

This was a good watch! Personally I think they should have stopped after The Lost World, and I was hoping they'd stop now after Dominion, but it looks like even more are on the way.

[@outsideintel]

Many thanks! And yeah it’s even more infuriating they’re making more since Trevorrow said in an interview recently that Jurassic Park is “unfranchisable” and should never have had any sequels 😑

[@shinndig1293]

@@outsideintel I'm convinced he only said that because in reality he's just an inept bait & switch hack who got lucky with Jurassic World and the success for it all just went to his head.

[@A_person-yr7mh]

This just made me realize, what happened to Hammond’s grandchildren?

[@A_person-yr7mh]

And Ludlow’s

[@made-line7627]

This video is quality, all the way through. You deserve a much larger following. Subscribed 🎬

[@outsideintel]

Very many thanks! 🙏🙏🙏

[@velousagi]

Lost world as a feel-good slice of life movie of a biologist field trip to isla sorna would have been great.

[@HellmerActual]

Jurassic Park, the movie, is better than Jurassic Park the book? Are you NUTS?!?! Movie is great, to be sure, but better than the book? No way!

[@kritorys514]

...but at what cost? To quote Thanos, "everything."

[@user-re9nu7lj7z]

Thank u I love you

[@FromInfinityTV]

The first was a near perfect film. Then they did a sequel.

[@dmmontana690]

You forgot the best part about JPIII, where the Raptor says, “Alan.” 😂 on par with, “Clever girl.”

[@alexroselle]

Michael Crichton was such a hack that he didn't just write "The Lost World" to create the sequel movie, he even retconned the fates of Ian Malcolm and John Hammond from the original book!

[@BruceVial]

im just thinking about Phil Tippet the wholetime.

[@jonny715]

At the ending of Jurassic World, they should have had the Velociraptor and Tyrannosaurus Rex fist bump and then go their separate ways. That's what I thought was going to happen as I was watching this in theaters.

[@Makoto03]

In what universe is Chris Pratt 'douchey'? Of all the creeps and hypcrites in Hollywood, hes probably the only likeable person there.

[@matthewwilton7778]

In JPW, that older kid sux, but he was fantastic in an episode of bwalk empire, he was Roland in season 3 for 1 episode

[@SURVIVORkid23]

It’s a good thing that this video was made before Jurassic World Dominion… I can only imagine what you would’ve had to say about flaming pile of shit 😂

[@loz9324]

ooof i love your work a lot, but i gotta hard disagree on the acting in jp3 vs the lost world. i did a recent rewatch of 3, and i literally had to turn it off because i wasnt buying the dialogue and acting. that said, i can watch jp1 and the lost world anytime (even if the second isn't a good film)

[@deandip4961]

Lost world on par with the first film.

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

I was appalled when I look at your subs count, a video of this production quality deserves at least 5k subs.

[@outsideintel]

That really means a lot! Hopefully if we do hit 5k one day, they will all be as dope as you 🤍

[@mellmurder]

RIGHT?!

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[@TYKZY.BRANX._TEEK.SEE.BRANCH.]

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[@l1ghter399]

You deserve a lot more views, the video is very good and entertaining

[@outsideintel]

Thanks! That is very much appreciated 🙏

[@mrmeerkat1096]

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[@outsideintel]

@@mrmeerkat1096 Many thanks!! That definitely would be a great one to do, but they'd probably be on season 54 by the time we finish it.

[@asfasfasf1244]

You could write a good Jurassic Park sequel by lifting heavily from the beginning and end of the original Jurassic Park book. In the end, they strongly believe that Raptors and perhaps other dinosaurs have already escaped to the mainland. There are reports of dinosaurs roaming about and ravaging crops rich in lysine. The book starts with dinosaur attacks on babies in Costa Rica, I think compies but you could make them raptors as well. I say go full circle and start any sequel there. Make that the opening scene, a baby is snatched from its crib in the middle of the night somewhere in Central America. Next scene: a couple on holiday take their daughter to the beach, she is attacked by a small dino but they rescue her and bring her back to a nearby hospital. The couple don't see the dino, but the kid draws it. The body of the baby dino is recovered and sent to the states for analysis where it is examined by the same woman from the books who recognises the dinosaur from the kid's picture. Bla bla bla, people visit Costa Rica to investigate. And say this all takes place in a universe without the Jurassic Park movies, so only a select few people even know of Jurassic Park, what happened there is a closely guarded secret, but there have been rumours. Could go anywhere from here. Read the book. It's good.

[@mrniusi11]

Jurassic world released in modern China.

[@chrono2959]

20:46 seriously between this this moment and him saying the word turd was the most unnatural forced thing I believe I've ever heard. Just giving you crap man you do a good job on these videos

[@FromInfinityTV]

You're guys voiceover commentary reminds me of Edward Norton in Fight Club. Smart, sharp, great use of music and sound.

[@joeblogs-vx4ep]

These Jurassic park movies have been done to death ..

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

While I was suffering through the second part of Jurassic World, my neck was already getting weary from shaking my head, and my forehead was red and swollen from a *lot* of face palming. But I managed to watch until the last scenes. It was hard, but I managed to "swallow" all that nonsense. And then, within those last scenes, within the last few *minutes* they made it. They *broke* me. That whole: "Oh, poisonous gas is killing the dinosaurs, let's open their *cage* doors, to let *them* out, and *not* open the huge gate first, to let the *gas* escape", to: "They are like me, they should be free", without any of the two adults even *trying* to argue with the kid, that this might actually be a bad idea, to mindlessly opening said huge gate, and release a bunch of huge, primeval beasts into a populated area, to: "Oops - now they're gone. I guess, the world is going to be different from now on..", with no further actions being taken by the protagonists, to the final *audacity* of the makers: to try to sell this as kind of an "happy end"!?! That did it for me. I was flabberghasted. I had a nonsense overload and just couldn't take it no more. I watched this movie on free tv, but I still have the feeling I want my money back! (To cite a great YT film critic). Never watched the third film, and never will.

[@outsideintel]

Couldn't agree more! I was yelling at the screen by the end of Fallen Kingdom lol - David

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

@@outsideintel Thank you, ❤️ and: Keep on yelling! Such stupid flicks really *deserve* to be yelled at!! There is something that I call a "Ja, weil auch" moment, which is something me a and an ex-boyfriend of mine used to have. We watched a movie together, a huge plot-hole or logical mistake appears, and one of us just had to say: "Ja, weil auch!", and we both knew what the other one meant. (Like, *of course* a human can outrun a pyroclastic flow!, and other things that "actually make sense, if you don't think about it!") Nowadays, I don't have the bf anymore, but I've still got the same thing with my sister. The sad thing about this is, there's nothing special about it, like having a very good mental or emotional connection to the person I have such moments with. As long as anyone has more than two brain cells to rub together, they will automatically stumble over these mistakes, and, after too many of them, start to speak about them. (Let's face it: There is a biological limit to eye-rolling. After a while, it just *hurts* 😉.) And movies like Fallen Kingdom are just too packed with such moments, until the very end, and that's why what was meant to entertain, finally becomes just annoying. 🙄

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

Edit: Among the last, but not the least: Hello David, I'm pleased to meet you! I am Ute. 👋🏻 And there are two more things I need to add, that are part of my rant, but do not concern the Fallen Kingdom. To be precise, there are a lot more things to add, but I already wrote too much in my comments. Let's therefore take the first two things that came to my mind. 1.: Jurassic World. Did they really have to feed a great white shark to the Mosasaurus? They are a rare, very important species, and have to become very old to be this big. And they don't even remotely have any sufficient nutritional value to sustain the body of the Mosasaurus. So, what's the purpose of this "show" feeding? Sensationalism. This movie was released in 2015, ffs, they are not going to tell me that they never heard how important it is to preserve sharks? 🤦🏻‍♀️ (Or are we going to blame this on the audience, too?) 2. The Tomorrow War. The "Why?" and "Of course" moments chased each other in this flick. But one of my most favorite was the one when our main protagonist kicked the mother alien in the face, and it retreated. *Of course* these indestructible beasts do have the alien equivalent of the "glass chin" some boxers have, just that it located in their snouts! 🙄

[@tabo01]

The further they got from Crichton, the dumber they got.

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

@@tabo01 That sums it up perfectly! 👍🏻

[@LuDux]

30:22 I think that dino said "Wazzap"

[@olivermorse2591]

underated af channel bro stay winning xx

[@sotografik]

JP3 was actually pretty good.

[@wst8340]

💯😊

[@XanArt21]

It was way too childish at times, no dinosaur shown in openingscene (come on, this is the third movie), the parents are insufferable (they diss the dead Ben guy 3 times eventhough he saved their kid), Charlie dancing to Barney, Talking raptor, jungle boy, the numerous fade transitions between scenes (12!!!!) TLW had 0 and JP had 1... The setpieces and dinosaurs were overall great though.

[@davidagiel8130]

Juassic park is like Jaws, the sequels will never be as good as the original

[@TYKZY.BRANX._TEEK.SEE.BRANCH.]

THEY COULD B OR EVEN SURPASS iT, BUT SO FAR YET WiTH THE WAY THEY'E BEEN DONE, THAT HAZN'T HAPPENED [NOT YELLiNG, JUZT LiKE TYPiNG iN CAPZ]

[@staceyd8397]

Sam Raimi would be great to give a gritty movie

[@louisburke8927]

1:03 Paleontologist!!!

[@Joshplv]

Where is the soundbyte at 23:59 from? LMAO

[@vax3138]

20:13 😂

[@TrueCrimeTVTime]

I was sold until you said the movie was better than the book. Highly disagree. That book is top tier. I've read the book over 10 times front and back.

[@CaptainBadNews]

Making Wu a mad scientist was a good idea I think. It paved the way for him to absolutely kill it as Dr. Hugo Strange in the Gotham tv show, just chewing all of the scenes!

[@dravenlee5524]

In my opinion, the only good Jurassic movies are: -Jurassic Park: though very generic plot wise, what this movie managed to do for all future movies will always be worth praising it for. The cgi, animatronics, cast, etc. all perfect. My only complaint is it feels very predictable and generic story wise. -Jurassic Park 3: not a good film by any means, but a dumb fun movie. Think of Kong x Godzilla 2. -Jurassic World: my personal favorite in the Jurassic franchise. I understand why a lot of you don’t like it, but man oh man is it fun. It’s just non stop fun from start to finish. Goofy? Of course, but so much fun.