A ship full of wolves & The Drums of War | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1067

[@Amyante]

Good call from the aliens of that second story. If they're that sensitive to sound, they'd practically die to tinnitus as soon as the first artillery shells hit.

[@PrimordialNyx]

We practically saved them right?

[@dragonson04]

The second most popular thing I've written. Honestly surprised at that fact...

[@paulhuston9991]

Congrats cheif.

[@wintersking4290]

It's nicely written, well done.

[@arobidy]

The drums of war are never idle. Simply building the tempo of humanity. With greater the war the higher heights we will reach. Pity the Xeno for the drums of war begin again.

[@Cadiangrunt99]

A freaking awesome story with an awesome reveal at the end.

[@mstrfool]

Don't be. It's well done.

[@Zack0]

the drums of war beat within us... thats actually kind of cool. but how freaking good is their hearing to be able to hear them.

[@anthonypreston8355]

Ya imagine there terror when they here the sound of gun fire

[@IRMentat]

@@anthonypreston8355 I though by it was artillery until they stood there longer than 30 seconds without becoming mulch. That’s some incredibly sensitive hearing. Too sensitive even considering wind and other sonic interference/waveforms (engines, radio, voices, sirens).

[@seanrobert9661]

@@IRMentat rolling thunder 😈

[@JoinedSouls]

@@IRMentat animals with sensitive hearing will tune out background sounds that would become disruptive to life like those.

[@brotherbacchaddemater2403]

Good

[@robodiyah6657]

Those soldiers probably had a high drum-pressure.

[@drewahrens3141]

Really liked the first one. Especially the ship names and how humans were compared to wolves. The second story was bad-ass

[@yomogami4561]

thanks i couldn't have said it better

[@BedlamsSon]

The drums of war was wonderful. Thats some classic style writing there.

[@wyvern5903]

Well thank you.

[@nocount7517]

That's why a common U-Boat tactic in WWII was called the Wolf Pack.

[@decoded360]

I wonder if the author used that as inspiration

[@robertalexander5892]

@@decoded360 More than likely.

[@johnmcnally2852]

Now this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky, And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk, the law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

[@Wolfrover]

Wash daily from nose-tip to tail-tip. Drink deeply, but never too deep. And remember the night is for hunting, And forget not that day is for sleep.

[@voodoovince8001]

A lone human cost blood, a small pack will cost lives and thier Homeworld cost your Extinction.

[@seanrobert9661]

Humyz fraken right.

[@xavierzaxavier5873]

There see a ironclad rule in Universe where Alien Alliance / Federation make rule to prohibited any race to attack/destroy Terran homeworld / Earth as that will cause extinct to whole galaxy / universe / dimensions There a famous saying " Humanity will not forget those who destroy their homeland , and when the come you race extinction date has descend" 😂😂🤣

[@Calaban619]

For the algorithm I suspected this was the one where the human soldiers were seen across the battlefield, calling over " dude that rocked! Play it again!" Maybe on the next one.

[@RealArcalian]

Greeings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: The human wolves bite harder than BITE Story 2: Heart of a warrior, literally

[@SergeyWaytov]

#2 is really interesting, though I expected them hearing the artillery barrage and been surprised to hear there's no such thing, but, I have to say -- the actual outcome is making 11/10 more fun and "cool" of a story)

[@ianhogben3472]

The lack of hesitation is due to the fact no pirates would be stupid enough to attack a human ship

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

from the first story’s title, I really thought we put god damn wolves on a ship and sent them to an enemy’s planet

[@fleurgymcheurgy9267]

They would tho, lol

[@ThePheonixSoldier]

i'm waiting for the first Military Working Dog in a ship fight story. The goodest war boy.

[@sakib6258]

since most of these stories have our planet classes as a Deathworld, those wolves are gonna rise to the top quite fast

[@Angl0sax0nknight]

Argo your channel is like a drug, continue to listen to multiple readings and when there are no more I feel like I’m in withdrawal. Continue PLEASE🥰🥰

[@alfredsutton4412]

I listened to this a year ago and liked it then! A change of phones allows me to like it again. Thank you for reading for us.

[@donaldscholand4617]

That sounds like the 'King Engine' of the hero ,King, from the One Punch Man manga franchise. 😉

[@sinbotosimmons7624]

He would be our greatest warrior then.

[@struppi441]

If they could hear our heartbeat from across the fields our guns would fü*king deafen them the tanks and artillery would even be worse... and if a jet just flew across their army breaking the sound barrier it would definetly kill them xD

[@eliandervalderen5849]

The humans do not beat the drums of War. They become the drums of War!

[@admDanRyan]

My thoughts on the stories First: The wolf packs of the German Navy during WWII Second: It for some reason reminded me of Yi Sun-Sin, who had his son bang the drums even as he died, only being known to have passed when the battle was over and won

[@Inufan2005]

First story isn't wrong... We pack bond with literally anything, and anything we have formed a bond with has our undying loyalty.

[@matthewbenton4767]

if our heart is a war drum, the chunk-chuhnk of a pump shotty must be music to them

[@randomguy3080]

Imagine if those aliens in the second story met King from one punch, that shit would be wild

[@chriswedemann8599]

The strength of the wolf is the pack, the strength of the pack is the wolf. The pack cares for its own.

[@kennethhummel4409]

Morning Agro Squerril, just missed the premier, still made it with my coffee and bagel though.

[@mr.k4918]

wate till they read a tell tell heart

[@yomogami4561]

oh two wonderful stories i love the idea of the ships organization and that they are wolfpacks while i wished the humans had been bagpipes i understand the purpose of the drums thanks for the narration

[@hollyferay8131]

The wolves piece was full of chuckles😂

[@jhart6764]

So new thing I do. I listen to your videos while playing EDF. THE EDF DEPLOYS!

[@the_Kurgan]

"I don't fear an army of wolves led by a sheep. I fear an army of sheep led by a wolf." Alexander

[@lindaorr1805]

Your chapters never disapoint. Bravo

[@Sjackson2369]

For the algorithm! For the squerril! For the pack!

[@merlinathrawes746]

Yep, welcome to the deathworld where the ceasing of a heartbeat indicates death.

[@kindaria]

For the rythem of the algo,for the beard of the awesome!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Both, two beautiful stories

[@erushi5503]

From the movie/play les miserables, "the beating of their hearts echos the beating of their drums"

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

5:38 To assert dominance, _Obviously._ Clearly they've never heard of Texas.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@daemonxblaze]

Blessed be the algorithm

[@paulburney7250]

May their passing cleanse the Universe.

[@k0rf3on6]

title of the second one reminds me of overture 1812 by Tschaikowsky

[@demonelf2094]

For me Taiko war drums, you know giant ones.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Humans always hunt in packs ... 👍

[@Wastelandman7000]

Fenrir: Recommissioned Space Battleship Yamato.

[@robertstoneking7916]

Story 1 Fenrir didn't hesitate to consider whether it was a pirate trap. Of course not, whether you were being attacked by pirate or were the pirates they still get a live fire exercise. Story 2 I fully expected the drums of war to be stomp stomp clap until the alien started listening at the human delegation.

[@clarkb1900]

2nd story... it's the "King Engine"! 😳

[@Kualinar]

Human vessels always travel in packs... Even if the smallest one can obliterate pretty much any enemy vessel or treat. Second story... The Human's «drum of war» are our harts. Those xenos have a pretty good hearing... Good call, as even using swords and spears they could be defeated. Now, just wait for the first bursts from the sub-machine guns and see their brains melt.

[@bethanysmith5856]

LOL yeah that sounds about right for the size of the gun

[@santiagoperez5431]

We really do pack bond with anything

[@abrahamsorby8193]

Humans will do anything for those they call friends, and they will commit unimaginable atrocities on those they call enemies

[@paulburney7250]

... if you don't, I'll send ANOTHER nanite swarm to steal your OTHER sock.

[@Thorin7.62]

Food for the alogo rythm!

[@blubruh5785]

Bruh not to be rude but ain't it spelled algorithm

[@johntaco861]

@@blubruh5785 hey it’s close enough.

[@blubruh5785]

Yea just wanted to say it

[@Thorin7.62]

@@blubruh5785 yep, you're correct, part of it was intentionally misspelled, the extra o, however, was not it

[@blubruh5785]

@@Thorin7.62 oh thanks

[@alexs5814]

Basically this is One Punch Man and those aliens are the same type of people who assumed King had the King Engine. glorious hilarity.

[@dairoleon2682]

In the second story, every human has a King Engine.

[@Terran.Marine.2]

The second story was a bit of a surprise.

[@hollyferay8131]

A GREAT PAIRING OF STORIES❣❣❣❣❣

[@hollyferay8131]

Whoa!!! on the second one,🤯😲

[@loganshaw4527]

The aliens can hear our hearts beat. Lol just wait till they hear our music.

[@snidecommenter7117]

Especially the wail from war pipes.

[@mfree80286]

"Humans always hunt in packs"... example: US Navy carrier groups.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

The thing you have to remember about humans is we travel in packs. Titan a.e.

[@klappstock943]

For the voice

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@markuhler2664]

Was hoping a roc concert would break out in the 2nd one.

[@mstrfool]

I half expected them to land at a rave..

[@Aolsucs]

sHeeeEeEsh those both had me get goose bumbs.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@DerGeistDesKriegers]

Wolves hunt in packs.

[@sherylcascadden4988]

A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.

[@gemmel3197]

This was clever.

[@Heidao623]

If they can hear our heartbeats, they should hear our real drums

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@thunderbird4636]

Awesome story loved them both

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@justaraptorridingamericanw3382]

Wonder if I'll ever get on here

[@calvingreene90]

Nice gun.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@thelaughinghyenas8465]

The drums of war that they heard would be artillery.

[@humanguyalsoperson7987]

the first encounter to something that has a heart how many species do they know that just don't have hearts

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the pack

[@royalroses123]

Wait till they find out about how we move the whole solar system around the galaxy...

[@kalskirata42]

Ye got enough wolves in yer wolves, boyo?

[@ketchupitall]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@SergeyWaytov]

#1, Made My Day!)

[@merlinathrawes746]

It would be instructive to the xeno captain to look up the history behind the names of the human ships.

[@sordakthemobile1777]

Yo Agro fandom, I need some help finding one of his episodes that I loved. It was about a human explaining war terms like Scorched Earth and Acceptable Casualties to an alien, and there were no translations for them. I've wanted to listen to this for a awhile again, but cannot find it. Does someone know what it is called?

[@AgroSquerril]

not sure , cant think of what is was called

[@sordakthemobile1777]

@@AgroSquerril yeah bro. I thought it was one of your Weaponry ones or something, but alas. Anyway, keep doing what you do, love your readings.

[@darthragnarok1066]

found it 'negotiations' kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZnOZH2LqbaAjdE

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@asurasyn]

Didn't you do Drums of War before? I could swear you did...

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@davidholbrook6335]

The reason why people have so weird names on the internet because they're trying to remain somewhat autonomous that way it's hard to find out who they are cuz the internet is a very scary voice and you don't want to give away your name or anything even right now if you do give away your name like I'm doing which I may or may not be doing could be a double bluff or triple bluff so even if I did give away my name if no one would take it seriously because no one would give away their name this could be a distraction or a trick so someone trying to mess with me or my credit score or whatever won't be able to do so cuz they won't be able to know if I put down my actual name to protect myself.

[@Tmonger127]

A comment for the Algorithm.

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

Do an intro where your headphones are backwards, you have a squirrel stuck in your throat, you do it with(out) energy while also speed running the intro.

[@Bdady74]

Algorithm appeasement comment

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@Wolfbroa]

Fantastic lmao

[@H1Guard]

Thar was weird

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@sirwinterofwinterland9901]

6 days and it has 1.1k likes and 1 dislike.

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S.

[@merlinwizard1000]

157th, 7 January 2024

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@blinking_dodo]

Don't pin me, but pin GenericUser 984 :)

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@rainbowchaser73]

for the algorithm