A Shitpost from 2019 I'm uploading only now

audio from • Put the cummies on the...
I had made this back when those models were recently released.

[@Kaito57]

Subtitles, please ?

[@eliphas8200]

Added now.

[@Kaito57]

@@eliphas8200 Thank you ! Now, I can understand and still be confused as f*ck lol

[@SirFingleton]

@@eliphas8200 aah, so he stole the cumbox

[@TheDemosMirak]

@@eliphas8200 Somehow, I'm more confused now.

[@user-ec4vw8xl9l]

@@eliphas8200 Спасибо, I get it.

[@Malphazar]

We truly live in the darkest of times

[@heavystalin2419]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only THIS

[@flyshy8806]

You make an joke of it lmao But we already indeed life in the dystopia feared for decades 😂🤣

[@overlord7310]

That Infiltrator model was very notable for being one of the very few 40k models actually holding a pistol with both hands. I think before them the only other instances were Gretchin

[@DaLkalts]

the most interesting part is that, in recon or spec ops, using a weaker gun with precision might make sense

[@kateadams5574]

not technically 40k, but oldskool Necromunda used to have Juve models holding their pistols like that to make them look more inexperienced than the gangers

[@satzbau9185]

Great, I hate it.

[@kaanemrekurt1845]

I understand why you never uploaded it. Wish it stayed that way

[@ErikWarhammer]

We live in the Cursed Timeline.

[@undeadeskimo1531]

No. This needed to see the light of day

[@LastHCompany]

Should've had the target be the Alpha Legionnaire with the gene seed box.

[@BossEvasion]

Let's just be glad the Age of Terra is long forgotten by Man in the 42nd Millennium, our meme culture would've destroyed them...

[@AurelionSass]

UwU posting. *How far have we fallen?*

[@stormlord1889]

Worse than Fallen Angels...

[@ninzom]

We didnt hit the ground. Not far enough Id say.

[@josharmstrong8813]

@@ninzom no we hit the ground a long time ago were more or less just entering out the opposite side of the planet into the void

[@worldlinezero4783]

It's always a special day when Eliphas uploads

[@dwreanchinotan]

This is why you should teach space marines what sex is. they thought it was a weapon.

[@hunterkillerxyz]

Phobos armor yet again proving to be the only good thing about the Primaris smurfs

[@TheSYLOH]

The Codex Astartes.... has nothing on whatever the hell this is.....

[@butterbean9354]

Now that’s a lucky algorithm roll

[@fenrirsrage4609]

God I don't know why it feels so weird seeing a Spacemarine use a Teacup Grip

[@jacklaurentius6130]

I am so disappointed in myself for knowing what this is about and where it came from.

[@ashraffhashrin4196]

Aside from giving us something 'cursed', glad u uploaded papa :')

[@gasmonkey1000]

Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do?

[@asbestos_5036]

Sir this a Wendy's

[@senorcapitandiogenes2068]

Very shitpost, such meme. Many wow

[@kino_enjoyer]

Dunno why but I read it in Gabriel's voice (the one in Ultrakill)

[@vicwolfrin]

I don't understand why but god I love random stuff like this

[@flashn00b]

The Fifth Chaos God can smell your presence. Best to be cautious.

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

there is no reasoning with him! Open fire!

[@DmarsHeadshot]

Jeez, the bolters and pose of those models are atrocious.

[@Theigzorn]

its a bolt pistol the bolter is on the side of the model , infiltrators work more like a swat team than a in your face spacemarine.

[@DmarsHeadshot]

So these models are pandering to the "SWAT teams are so cool, they are like modern knights" demographic?

[@Theigzorn]

@@DmarsHeadshot or the ghost Recon crowd. you know the no bulshit flash bang one hit one kill troops who act behind enemy lines to destabilize the enemy. so to say scouts on steroids with a medic and a radioman in the group. also they are very sneaky for space marines, i have a ravenguard army with nothing but infiltrators and reaver's . its a match made in haven.

[@DmarsHeadshot]

@@Theigzorn Sounds like a lot of fun on the tabletop

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Wait... its not 2019 anymore? damn

[@mcapollodiomedes3620]

🗿i am confsed by this course of actions...

[@hewitttribe5536]

This is stupendous!

[@romulusnuma116]

Aged like fine wine

[@waywardhero1177]

I hate how this has a possibility to be cannon

[@gagaplex]

His princess is squishy, so he needs his cubbies? What are cubbies, though? Google says they're plush toys. I guess plush toys can be quite squishy.

[@Brutalyte616]

I think they're saying 'cummies'.

[@gagaplex]

@@Brutalyte616 Thanks, but that doesn't really clear it up for me.

[@undeadeskimo1531]

It's astartes geneseed. Princess is squishy. Assimilate space marine cummies. Be less squishy.

[@Brutalyte616]

@@gagaplex It's a semen joke.

[@EgoEroTergum]

Even with the context of cummies being semen I don't get it. Why is he holding the semen? Princess is squishy? Squishy how? Like moist vaginally? Is she fat, and squishy is just the new Thicc? How does holding semen in your hands provide any pleasure combined with a princess? It could be a kink, but I dont know for sure. I've never heard those words used like that even in a slang context. It sounds like really mangled babytalk.

[@theoriginalcheebamech]

Wth did he say?

[@79lollero]

Based?

[@RayFog1]

…erm…yeah

[@gagaplex]

Yes, in something or other, I'd wager.

[@schmiedolaf8598]

yes

[@pirauxjulian2364]

Behemot 4/3

[@valfrozz]

why did you feel the need to inflict this upon me

[@nidnoms3622]

wtf are cummies? (searches) i regret researching such disgusting biomass

[@themechbuilder6171]

kraken????????

[@Erebus_the_trustworthy]

True *art*

[@ValdVincent]

Odd, didn't think people would risk uploading animations still

[@daTzaangor]

Meme material model.

[@DragonWinter36]

I got ads for figurines below this video. They’re learning.

[@nitrosv4543]

feel like TTS

[@picklejho69]

Thanks, I hate it.

[@0thecrafterz0]

fucking gold

[@Bigbabki]

I assule they are not refering to the individual on the political spectrum when they spoke of "cummies"?

[@smoltanker]

Wh... what

[@hauronX7]

I love you lmao

[@heirtoroma4152]

Shitpost a day keeps the heresy away?

[@Helixassassin]

A shitpost a day keeps Big E alive in his golden throne 🤣

[@gagaplex]

@@Helixassassin A thousand memes have to be sacrificed before the ancient machine every single day to keep it from failing...

[@richardsmallenburg1638]

dafuq

[@z.adkins862]

You could have not

[@CurvinProductions]

Absolutely heretical

[@Mysterialic]

OwO

[@fossilgaming65]

Lol

[@Hsaelt]

Sigh.

[@siomairice5402]

John 3:16 For God so love the world he gave his only begotten Son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. Believe in the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved! Repent from your sins for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!

[@ninzom]

Its far too late for that. See you in hell :)

[@Malphazar]

HERETIC!

[@gagaplex]

How dare you speak ancient religions in the very light of the Emperor's glory...

[@johndepiro8178]

CEASE.... THY ..... HERESY!!!!

[@worldlinezero4783]

HERESY!

[@CommanderBohn]

I really hate the Primaris Marines, but this video I do like.

[@Senor_Penor]

Fucks sake

[@unclesam1756]

Those pistols must be super heavy if a primaris can't hold one steady one handed like everyone else in the 40k universe. Either that or gw is abandoning the aesthetic that's made them popular in favor of bland tacticool trash.

[@MagosSkully]

Blursed... :'D