perty and magnus pinge watched all of one piece.

wtf is this, Eliphas ? ??

Truly a work of art! Let me know if you want me to record the uh…altered lines for a directors cut 😉

What happened to the next part?

Giant Machine

It's still all a lie.

That *CLANG* was a cherry on top.

"Your fire is as worthy as all those who serve the Emberah!"

"Sindri! Open the portal!" "No... I think not..." "SINDRIII! YOU TREASONOUS DOG!"

He's literally me.

If Eliphas could make about fulgrim and the emperor's children, sum of us might think its a complete accurate lore video that didnt have much of a difference

"Deepthroat massacre" oh machine god oh f*ck

DIU is really good to be fair

Necrons just turning down the brightness

What is this? 2008?!

Sit and hear the story of Captain Poggers, Cringaturbo and the blowing of the imperium, and the cringing of dark gods.

"Today we shall elucidate a primarch cursed with deep ainus, gifted with inhuman ass and an endless hunger to prove his deek on superiority. The lool of the foof leel Perturabo. Uoo. The young primarch of the foof leel would be spirited to the shitty world of Olympia. The young primarch had been sighted wondering the *has stroke*.The primarch has offered his memes to the people of Olympia as a threat. Their ruler Damicoc would offer Perturabo a gey bar and he would be given head. Unable to shrug the sensation of ceasless ciss the aloof primarch would name the great tear deep within his jeans as the As of Terror. The primarch would consume with a ravenous hunger the as of the soon to be corupted Whoremaster Horus Lulu and swiftly became the foremost acomplished Deekhead of the Imperium. Alongside his scholarly brother Magnus the Weeb. The Crimson King and lor of Iron would spend months toghether watching anime, and toghether they would form a bond of respect for their shared love of diamond is unbreakable. Dominated by his own step-sister for ten millenia Perturabo would grow a femdom kink.Perturabo's Iron Deek would continue to harden with his involvement with Lotarra Sarrin(won't end well if Angron ever finds out). Observing the resentment in Kharn Perturabo would be given comand of his legion newly named in his Deek's image is the Iron Pants. Commanded by the saasaassasass guard. During the now infamous Deepthroat Massacre Perturabo would seek to fist his most hated rival: Rogal Dorn.Perturabo would personally engage Rogal's fleet but repelled by the fleet commander Captain Poggers. Perturabo leaned forward and said:"I will make them come.".The Lord of Iron would blow a third of the 7'th legion's combined might(Fulgrim was a bad influence for Perty).The loyalist legion shat fregments scattered to the corners of the galaxy.Even Slaanesh cringed, yet captain Poggers nodded and swolloed a mouthful of come.Then he said:"owo". Despite their disgust the ruinous powers within the Imaterium thansformed Perturabo into a demon prince of Chaos. "Gods are deekheads!" said Perturabo.And with his newfound power the lord of Iron would withdraw himself and his legion upon Isengard within its labyrinthal citadel. Not seen for ten millenia the Lord of Iron would play Minecraft, his reluctanc e to get out and get a job. Imperial space now waver with rumor that the Hammer of Olympia shall once again blow humanity."

Ah yes the Remembrancer! I love that gu- wait wtf this is EVEN BETTER!!! It seems my “Mommy Sarrin” jokes are no longer jokes…

17:24 the righteous fury of a corn addict has no limits

This is fcking awesome

Has Geedubs been defeated? Can people make 40k animations again?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have watched this 20 times

Ah yes...the iron pants, born of an iron...well...ya know...

"Dominated by his own step-sister for ten millenia, Perturabo would grow a femdom kink." Perty was indeed Calliphone's total tsunderish sub, lmao

Just no, Eliphas. its too rubber bandy.

Cross me and DIE

In the 41st millenium... there is only kek

2:14 i mean he's not wrong

more. warhammer. ytp.

God I wonder what The Remembencer thinks of this

A S S

10/10, someone scrap all the horus heresy books because this is literally all the lore we need on it, no further insight required.

at first I was afraid it would be AI generated voices, but this cutting and voice splicing is infinitely funnier xD Emperor bless you, have a sub!

I knew there was a hidden reason for my love of both Iron Warriors and Thousand Sons! Diamond is Unbreakable!

Did someone else almoast cry from laughter?

1:05 B A S E D

😂😂😂Can I get a transcript of this so I can record it in the 40k narrative voice?😅😅😅

Imagining Perty being a neet playing minecraft for 10000 years is not an insane thing for the lore of 40k tho.

I love the Iron Pants, my favourite loyalist chapter

Lets go.

Iron Without, Lead to a Pout

Nice, some classic retarded YTP gags. Timely too, I've just recently rewatched a full YTP series from way back when.

Eliphas open the portal!

Deepest lore.

In the 31st millennium Perturabo, Lool of the Forf Leel and the foremost accomplished dickhead of the imperium, offered his memes to Damicock, the ruler of Olympia. Truly Warhammer 40k has the deepest of lore.

Magnus the Weeb. I need to not drink my wolfin' mead near your videos. Wasted a tankard

“Even Slaanesh cringed” bet ALL the Eldar felt that

Well done sir!

I needed Cpt. Poggers today.