A Solid 20 Minutes of Useless Information

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@theintrovertedowl
@theintrovertedowl 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Bruno Mars isn't a planet.
@raydenburhn9033
@raydenburhn9033 3 жыл бұрын
damn u right
@Nautty
@Nautty 3 жыл бұрын
i always thought it was
@atharvadeshpande4749
@atharvadeshpande4749 3 жыл бұрын
No? Damn it!!😂😂
@saddoge3630
@saddoge3630 3 жыл бұрын
oF cOuRsE hE's nOt, hE iS a PeRSoN
@atharvadeshpande4749
@atharvadeshpande4749 3 жыл бұрын
@@saddoge3630 r/woosh, Sorry pal Gotta do it Even though yours was a Joke too.😂😂😂
@BigJimmm
@BigJimmm 2 жыл бұрын
“This video is sponsored by Squarespace” Ah yes, the first bit of useless information
@vitoriadepiante
@vitoriadepiante 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@originaluseername
@originaluseername 2 жыл бұрын
a comment about the video being sponsored by squarspace, with a joke about how it’s useless info, the first fact, and starts with “ah yes” for some reason
@user-zo8nl9be5l
@user-zo8nl9be5l 2 жыл бұрын
@@originaluseername a reply to a comment about the video being sponsored by squarspace, with a joke about how it’s useless info, the first fact, and starts with “ah yes” for some reason
@albertpineda3578
@albertpineda3578 2 жыл бұрын
I'm your 1000 like c:
@junilikesturtles3228
@junilikesturtles3228 2 жыл бұрын
why is there 5 replies on a comment with 1500 likes after 3 weeks
@singularity8235
@singularity8235 2 жыл бұрын
"the human body contains enough carbon to make 900 human pencils" ticonderoga: ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
@kangalio
@kangalio Жыл бұрын
I actually thought that's not much, considering all of organic chemistry is made of carbon (and hydrogen but that's very light, and a bit of oxygen, and some other fluff in small quantities)
@imnotbadokbro
@imnotbadokbro Жыл бұрын
no god please no
@Watermelon-suika
@Watermelon-suika Жыл бұрын
I'm an artist in need of pencils ...
@ijoinedthedarkside333
@ijoinedthedarkside333 11 ай бұрын
@@Watermelon-suika you know what to do
@rickharper3940
@rickharper3940 29 күн бұрын
how much graphite? didn't think there was carbon in pencils anymore. or lead. i dunno nothin'...
@Silly468
@Silly468 Жыл бұрын
This feels like school. Sitting around listening to the teacher teach us pointless things that we will never remember nor need in our lives.
@tmnt3998
@tmnt3998 Жыл бұрын
F yeah duuude!!! I dont need to know nothing about some maths f**git
@MiserablePizza
@MiserablePizza 11 ай бұрын
This is school but better
@username_creates6991
@username_creates6991 11 ай бұрын
Yeah I had the same thought. The only thing I remembered was that the balls were made out of wood before plastic was invented cus its the only one that made me think a little about how it could be possible
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 8 ай бұрын
I will remember all of these those
@Alice-mg9sy
@Alice-mg9sy 4 ай бұрын
But I don’t have to stress about remembering any of this 😁
@mistertwister2000
@mistertwister2000 3 жыл бұрын
“Please, PLEASE do not make me do half an hour” Okay. 29 minutes and 59 seconds it is
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 жыл бұрын
More useless facts: “Austin McConnell cannot escape the internet’s loopholes.”
@ngybrid
@ngybrid 3 жыл бұрын
Even better, an *HOUR* instead.
@ngybrid
@ngybrid 3 жыл бұрын
@carne de monstro Make it live stream non-stop then like one of those lofi hip hop streams
@coryjgotte
@coryjgotte 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah you gotta know you pretty much signed yourself up for this. I'd be willing to accept 29 minutes even.
@adriftinglink
@adriftinglink 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds good to me.
@tsflareon29
@tsflareon29 3 жыл бұрын
"Please don't make me do half an hour" Ok, do a full hour.
@ZbigniewCebulaDev
@ZbigniewCebulaDev 3 жыл бұрын
2h Take it or make it longer
@Anman999
@Anman999 3 жыл бұрын
Please do half an hour
@blckkSnOw
@blckkSnOw 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck it, 5 hours
@PsychoticMovieDatabase
@PsychoticMovieDatabase 3 жыл бұрын
24 hours? Titled A day of useless information
@raffiking1
@raffiking1 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck it, 10 hours
@kuz.jessi37
@kuz.jessi37 Жыл бұрын
I use this series to fall asleep because since I know its not vital info, and it has no storyline, my brain can turn off. Plus, I ALWAYS forget what the facts are 😅
@sarahcalderongutierrez1009
@sarahcalderongutierrez1009 Жыл бұрын
OMG YEEES SAMEEEEE
@qfmarsh64
@qfmarsh64 11 ай бұрын
Sometimes, I'll put it on to fall asleep, then at one point wake up, then just skip to the last fact I remember and then go back to sleep.
@mayhemstation2673
@mayhemstation2673 5 ай бұрын
Legit I found the first one and loved the way he speaks and I now sleep
@fuckYTIDontWantToUseMyRealName
@fuckYTIDontWantToUseMyRealName 4 ай бұрын
You'd be surprised at how much you actually do retain.
@valkyrievision
@valkyrievision Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I do trivia with older blind people three times a week and I’d like to start out with an odd fact. I’m definitely going to use these so I have like 10 weeks worth :-). By the way, I’m also one of the old blind people. Although I’m the youngest at 61 I believe the oldest is in her late 80s early 90s and she still sharp as a tack and kicks are behind on any trivia involving science.
@hiddenguy67
@hiddenguy67 11 ай бұрын
how can you type emoticons while blind I'm just curious since blind people typing is really mysterious
@cynthiaholland13
@cynthiaholland13 11 ай бұрын
I love this
@Megadextrious
@Megadextrious 4 ай бұрын
That’s awesome, I’m going blind from keratoconus, I really like just lying down and listening to stuff like this! I started with spooky stories years ago and now it’s a big hobby for me since I don’t have to have my contacts in. I’m just turning 35, but I think about how nice it would be to live in like a group home when I’m a senior. Living with similarly capable people instead of being alone would be the ideal situation for me 😊
@-Juney-
@-Juney- Ай бұрын
@@hiddenguy67They probably knew how to type before they became blind and just learned to type through memory. That or, especially if they were born blind, they used speech to text and just said “colon, hyphen, end parentheses.”
@hiddenguy67
@hiddenguy67 Ай бұрын
@@-Juney- oh still cool though
@toccataandfugueindminor2036
@toccataandfugueindminor2036 2 жыл бұрын
"A Solid 20 Minutes of Useless Information" Schools: pathetic
@leferio
@leferio 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ahmedalex4937
@ahmedalex4937 2 жыл бұрын
ur not wrong
@moonbean_boi810
@moonbean_boi810 2 жыл бұрын
I CACKLED
@cfnretro6448
@cfnretro6448 2 жыл бұрын
School- “A Solid 12 Years of Useless Information”
@omair.raza1
@omair.raza1 2 жыл бұрын
@@cfnretro6448 yep
@roberthershey5476
@roberthershey5476 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve learned so little! Thanks!
@kveeder3224
@kveeder3224 3 жыл бұрын
Mate, there's literally no way you watched the whole thing.
@davidmuren7433
@davidmuren7433 3 жыл бұрын
@@kveeder3224 he can still have watched some of it
@IlijaIlijic
@IlijaIlijic 3 жыл бұрын
Because you didn't watch it till the end
@owenc4967
@owenc4967 3 жыл бұрын
@@IlijaIlijic its imposible to watch the whole thing its 20 minutes and its been out for 5
@roberthershey5476
@roberthershey5476 3 жыл бұрын
@@kveeder3224 watched on 2x while on the surface of mercury, which rotates much faster than the earth
@carlclifford64
@carlclifford64 2 жыл бұрын
I have always had a near insatiable appetite for useless information. You never know, it may come in handy sometime. When I was around 6-7 I suffered from Rheumatic fever. My parents bought me the 8 volume Arthur Mee’s Children’s Encyclopaedia. I devoured it in 6 Months. Oh and I have Aspergers. Reading and the Radio kept me sane. This was well before we had TV and the internet had not even been dreamed of, except in SF. Keep it coming, mate.
@kristenmoon3461
@kristenmoon3461 6 ай бұрын
I’ve been using these videos to help me sleep at night. They knock me out within five minutes 😂
@yeshoney7085
@yeshoney7085 3 жыл бұрын
I actually spent 20 minutes learning nothing, but I feel smarter.
@primuse.x.e6141
@primuse.x.e6141 3 жыл бұрын
That's its
@Adomas_B
@Adomas_B 3 жыл бұрын
Like browsing social media
@pinkbandit3359
@pinkbandit3359 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@starryepidemic2532
@starryepidemic2532 3 жыл бұрын
@Dorothy Goodell laughs in Indian*
@mangot589
@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын
@@Adomas_B Not even remotely close to that vast wasteland of (usually hostile) lame ass quagmire of opinions called social media. At least this is real, even though it may not rock your world. I’d rather watch this all day, on a loop even, then 1/2 hour of any “reality” show ever made.
@georgiamapping
@georgiamapping 3 жыл бұрын
"The Mitochondria is the power house of the cell"
@Vee_of_the_Weald
@Vee_of_the_Weald 2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to reference ChubbyEmu, he thought. Can’t be that bad for my health. He proceeded to leave an entire comment on this channel when his kidneys shut down…
@collinwiedel
@collinwiedel 2 жыл бұрын
But it ISN’T!!!!
@mailman1538
@mailman1538 2 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@okaygerepied5388
@okaygerepied5388 2 жыл бұрын
𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 A *mitochondrion* (/ˌmaɪtəˈkɒndrɪən/, plural *mitochondria* ) is a double membrane-bound organelle found in most eukaryotic organisms. Mitochondria generate most of the cell's supply of adenosine triphosphate (ATP), used as a source of chemical energy.
@georgiamapping
@georgiamapping 2 жыл бұрын
@@mailman1538 It is an organelle in the cell that is the "powerhouse" and produces ATP which powers the cell.
@tmjr9396
@tmjr9396 Жыл бұрын
I just spend the last four hours watching random videos. So a video on useless information is right up my alley. Thank you
@aucheinyoutuber6066
@aucheinyoutuber6066 2 жыл бұрын
i realised one minute into the video that it wasn't just part of the intro anymore but it had actually started. i need this more than you know.
@joeguida2544
@joeguida2544 3 жыл бұрын
"20 minutes of useless information" Schools: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you
@yareyaredaze4633
@yareyaredaze4633 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@aviewer4274
@aviewer4274 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@SabiheAmir
@SabiheAmir 3 жыл бұрын
Make it a five
@thatkidkgosi
@thatkidkgosi 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh😅
@123thebigguy9
@123thebigguy9 3 жыл бұрын
Half stolen
@thatissofetch5508
@thatissofetch5508 2 жыл бұрын
“Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa”
@dark_mode
@dark_mode 2 жыл бұрын
Kids in Africa could've eaten those seconds.
@lysolflavoredpoptarts
@lysolflavoredpoptarts 2 жыл бұрын
@@dark_mode BRO 💀😭
@cocoonmebalanstheatre2371
@cocoonmebalanstheatre2371 2 жыл бұрын
THAT BURN COULDVE POPPED ENOUGH POPCORN TO DROWN THE WORLD
@sloweddown9417
@sloweddown9417 2 жыл бұрын
@@dark_mode nooooo🤣🤣🤣
@studyspill7066
@studyspill7066 2 жыл бұрын
“Ah yes the floor is made out of floor”
@Megadextrious
@Megadextrious 4 ай бұрын
Thank you! I really love this series, it may be useless to some folks, but you actually are doing a great service to those of us with limited means!!!
@scottdahneke1031
@scottdahneke1031 10 ай бұрын
As a school teacher myself I went into this wondering just how useless this all could be. I am now prepared for the most fringy of fringe questions at trivia night. Lol
@hoppes9658
@hoppes9658 8 ай бұрын
Did you know the biggest cherry pie in the world came from Charlevoix, Michigan?
@sagecolvard9644
@sagecolvard9644 3 жыл бұрын
"Human beings are 13.8% more likely to die on their birthday" is a strange piece of information to learn on my birthday.
@sarahhibrahim
@sarahhibrahim 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday! 😇
@kubakowalczyk3442
@kubakowalczyk3442 3 жыл бұрын
rip
@regirock9557
@regirock9557 3 жыл бұрын
He was never seen again.
@bernard7057
@bernard7057 3 жыл бұрын
Blink twice if you still alive
@mtnbkr5478
@mtnbkr5478 3 жыл бұрын
“Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.” ― Laura Pedersen
@notashrimp3095
@notashrimp3095 2 жыл бұрын
"20 minutes of useless information" Schools: *write that down write that down!*
@yuanshen7177
@yuanshen7177 2 жыл бұрын
Charles The French reference
@stgrozdanovic
@stgrozdanovic 2 жыл бұрын
Schools have probably said:"Hold my mitochondria"
@marcgirard5485
@marcgirard5485 2 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@notashrimp3095
@notashrimp3095 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcgirard5485 just like you
@Edesgera
@Edesgera 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcgirard5485 it is hilarious and the truth 😂
@Susie_Floozie
@Susie_Floozie 11 ай бұрын
Aw, sweet. Seeing your pleasantly paced yet relentless barrage of info thrills me! I'm also a repository of useless facts, like the term "sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia" (aka, the sniglet "frigicramp"). I write educational texts, and when I was assigned a 6th-grade ELA book, I used that premise in a lesson exercise. I also included the sneaky trick I use to break the response--because who'd benefit more from that knowledge than a kid? (And no, I don't stick my thumb on my upper palate, ~ick~)
@assassino1480
@assassino1480 Ай бұрын
As someone who was born in Smyrna, GA and lived there for 27 years I have never been more excited by a KZbin video
@albertarason4502
@albertarason4502 3 жыл бұрын
Microwaves also tend to hum the "F" note.
@joyfuljay6829
@joyfuljay6829 3 жыл бұрын
Wow so cool I’ve learn so little!
@actualogy
@actualogy 3 жыл бұрын
most things tend to hum at B because a nice round number is 1000hz which also happens to be around a B
@maanavaditya5958
@maanavaditya5958 3 жыл бұрын
were they respecting the food?
@Maaar10Avali
@Maaar10Avali 3 жыл бұрын
The humming comes from the high voltage transformer, and its either a 60 or 50Hz sine wave, depending on where you are.
@imdoubleyou7241
@imdoubleyou7241 3 жыл бұрын
Another piece of useless information is that, on average, a pig's erection can last up to 30 minutes while human erections only last up to 5 minutes.
@ashlynehills3611
@ashlynehills3611 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's more sad.. that I watched all of this or that I remember none of it
@veniceb1008
@veniceb1008 2 жыл бұрын
Sameeeee 🤣
@Alpha1-14
@Alpha1-14 2 жыл бұрын
Schools in nutshell :
@wireboar7321
@wireboar7321 2 жыл бұрын
I only remember that the 3rd word in the 3rd chapter of the 3rd hp book is several
@XY2Moroccoball
@XY2Moroccoball 2 жыл бұрын
@@wireboar7321 I also remember that.. Uhhh... Nope sorry I forgot everything .-.
@wireboar7321
@wireboar7321 2 жыл бұрын
@@XY2Moroccoball I remember something about putting some kind of pill inside your car battery to jumpstart it when it's dead
@jakobjohansson3282
@jakobjohansson3282 Жыл бұрын
This seems really interesting , love the effort put in the video , will watch the other ones!
@errinhallman
@errinhallman Жыл бұрын
i live in a small town in Wyoming where horses are legal to ride to school and work. i once heard a story of a man who, while riding his horse to work, a police officer stopped him and said "do you know how fast you were... riding?"🤣🐎🏇
@kyleiwalker3603
@kyleiwalker3603 3 жыл бұрын
“20 minutes of useless info” 1.4M ppl: humor me
@williammuller9623
@williammuller9623 3 жыл бұрын
make that 1.5
@yusha1059
@yusha1059 3 жыл бұрын
stfu
@belinda1875
@belinda1875 3 жыл бұрын
@@yusha1059 ey man stop being so salty just because this person can make a better joke than you lol
@lucasarmstrong6240
@lucasarmstrong6240 3 жыл бұрын
now make that 1.6M
@yeetusdefeetus
@yeetusdefeetus 3 жыл бұрын
1.7
@coxthefox807
@coxthefox807 3 жыл бұрын
Austin: "Please do not make me do a half an hour." Me: "No, I would never ask you to do that... "Give me the full hour."
@wetzombie2134
@wetzombie2134 3 жыл бұрын
No, I would never ask for that... Give us a full day
@xanthos9641
@xanthos9641 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@kangururr4159
@kangururr4159 3 жыл бұрын
@@wetzombie2134 *24 hours of useless information*
@bugrakadirhan7888
@bugrakadirhan7888 3 жыл бұрын
Give us a full year- the whole f**king curriculum
@AngelCastro-oq5pe
@AngelCastro-oq5pe 3 жыл бұрын
The people have spoken
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 8 ай бұрын
For the hail Bails one it is absolutely astonishing and fascinating seeing the combustion. I’ve seen the aftermath of it once and it was terrifying but beautiful. It was an entire barn filled to the brim that combusted and when I drove by it was like a glowing inferno. All I saw was flames filling the entire building. The police and fire trucks just stayed outside of it while they waited it out. There was no way to put out it out all they could do was let it burn out and just make sure it didn’t spread. But the flames were so dense and the way they filled the building to the top since the bails were up to the top was insane to me. No one was hurt expect their wallet who owned it. The building was totaled and all the bails gone obviously.
@seansmith877
@seansmith877 Жыл бұрын
The first two are actually pretty useful, first ones a good trivia fact that can come up on quizzes, the second one is just generally useful if you're dating or friends with someone who has the allergy
@qomplext
@qomplext 2 жыл бұрын
The 3rd word of the 3rd chapter of the 3rd Harry Potter is indeed “several”
@yeeyee139
@yeeyee139 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I even checked
@lilactic7597
@lilactic7597 2 жыл бұрын
The 3rd letter of the 3rd word of the 3rd chapter of the 3rd book is “v”
@tineedreamsdc7II
@tineedreamsdc7II 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilactic7597 the third letter of Harry is "r" 🤯
@Nai_101
@Nai_101 2 жыл бұрын
The third letter in the third word of the third book title is "d"
@tineedreamsdc7II
@tineedreamsdc7II 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nai_101 the third letter of the third word every book title is d
@yeache2430
@yeache2430 3 жыл бұрын
Austin: “I need 23 more seconds left in the video” *solves 125 - 13*
@JamesKandler
@JamesKandler 3 жыл бұрын
quick mafs
@maxgoldstein6309
@maxgoldstein6309 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesKandler Slow mafs.
@ali_alami
@ali_alami 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxgoldstein6309 big mafs
@SadToffee
@SadToffee 3 жыл бұрын
@@ali_alami smal mafs
@CartoonNetworkGlitches
@CartoonNetworkGlitches 3 жыл бұрын
mafs
@ivansmith3718
@ivansmith3718 Жыл бұрын
11:32 The originals were made in Britain, so the correct name (just like with football) is the British one. American publishers thought Wally wouldn't work well with Americans and so changed it to Waldo (as if that's any better). The name changes all over the world, but I think we can all agree that the worst one is France, who call him Charlie - it isn't even alliterative, in English or French (Où est Charlie?)! The Germans call him Walter.
@workablob
@workablob 5 ай бұрын
The thing about the wet hay reminds me of a story my Grandfather told me. He was born in 1894. When he was a teenager he drove a hay wagon. When it started raining they had to get the wagon under cover fast so that it could not create methane which could burst into flames.
@lilyziniewicz8037
@lilyziniewicz8037 3 жыл бұрын
I love that 1.4 million of us clicked on this video and thought “Ah. Yes. This is what I was looking for”
@crisacevedo7379
@crisacevedo7379 3 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked.
@grenks6387
@grenks6387 3 жыл бұрын
@@crisacevedo7379 damn i don't
@pennkun
@pennkun 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno why but I really thought like that haha
@pennkun
@pennkun 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno why but I really thought like that haha
@skylarker9
@skylarker9 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@tomam258
@tomam258 3 жыл бұрын
Chinese fortune cookies, invented in America in a Japanese restaurant.
@pugasaurusrex8253
@pugasaurusrex8253 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Commies
@ericnielsen4868
@ericnielsen4868 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Iron Man 3
@ziggystardust2435
@ziggystardust2435 3 жыл бұрын
iiiiiiiironic - a british actor
@ziggystardust2435
@ziggystardust2435 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the restaurant is owned by an Alien *MR INTERGALACTIC*
@Proud_Knight
@Proud_Knight 3 жыл бұрын
@@pugasaurusrex8253 This is funnier than it has any right to be
@rosegraham5780
@rosegraham5780 Жыл бұрын
1:23 as a europian when i first visited america 🇺🇸 i saw that the road signs were different and now i feel smart to have noticed it, to this day its one of my favourite tiny things about the contrey. not usless info to me. This actually means a lot to me. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ thankyou so much for telling me❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@zugz8632
@zugz8632 4 ай бұрын
I've been back to this video atleast 10 times in the last 3 years
@thememeestfilmbuff
@thememeestfilmbuff 3 жыл бұрын
The most useful information in this video is that it tells me that there’s 20 minutes of useless knowledge, *so I know what I’m getting into at least.*
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear meme
@maxjones503
@maxjones503 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Some information was pretty useful. Other stuff was wrong or misleading but it was quite varied as a whole.
@mindwatchingyourelbow4608
@mindwatchingyourelbow4608 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna memorize all of these so i can bring them up in a conversation when things get awkward.
@jain4613
@jain4613 3 жыл бұрын
and watch them get more awkward
@dsamuel2116
@dsamuel2116 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@mindwatchingyourelbow4608
@mindwatchingyourelbow4608 3 жыл бұрын
@@jain4613 exactly. Check out our channel if you're into weird and random humor with a touch of dark.
@hanac5586
@hanac5586 3 жыл бұрын
I once had an awkward quiet moment with my friend's friend in a hot tub (my friend was still showering) and I thought it was a good idea to start talking about fetuses
@OMGmynameisLILI
@OMGmynameisLILI 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA MY SECRET
@harrychristian4291
@harrychristian4291 7 ай бұрын
I just discovered these videos today. I absolutely LOVE them. THANKS!!!
@gajendrasonare
@gajendrasonare Жыл бұрын
Bonus fact : *Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes*
@santiagopulido2733
@santiagopulido2733 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll take your entire stock" -school
@user-ct6rk9zq6h
@user-ct6rk9zq6h 3 жыл бұрын
.
@subscrieb8252
@subscrieb8252 3 жыл бұрын
.
@potato8757
@potato8757 3 жыл бұрын
.
@user-dl5uh9fq7g
@user-dl5uh9fq7g 3 жыл бұрын
.
@lorpol2613
@lorpol2613 3 жыл бұрын
.
@averagehousecat1129
@averagehousecat1129 3 жыл бұрын
"The first item ever listed on Ebay was a broken laser pointer" Why is this so fitting. Like it describes Ebay as a whole in one single 12 word sentence. Wow.
@gaudenciomanaloto6443
@gaudenciomanaloto6443 3 жыл бұрын
The owner contacted the person who bought it and asked why he would want to buy a broken laser pointer. "I collect broken laser pointers." was the reply.
@d_sigs
@d_sigs Жыл бұрын
Nothing more perfect for YT to recommend me at 3 AM in the morning.
@snipetastic
@snipetastic 10 ай бұрын
"No Information is Useless" ~Some Smart Guy Somewhere in this World
@117_sins7
@117_sins7 3 жыл бұрын
I like the blank look of sadness he has when he’s done talking.
@ricosmoovetv
@ricosmoovetv 3 жыл бұрын
why do you like that...
@fourearwolf3315
@fourearwolf3315 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricosmoovetv They probably think it’s funny
@catlikemeew
@catlikemeew 2 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment…it’d be the 666th like…
@117_sins7
@117_sins7 2 жыл бұрын
@@fourearwolf3315 Exactly. Thank you for investing a brain cell to help this other guy understand
@117_sins7
@117_sins7 2 жыл бұрын
@@catlikemeew Oh shit 👀
@ronanrawk2113
@ronanrawk2113 3 жыл бұрын
Schools: “Are you kidding me? That’s insultingly low!”
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 жыл бұрын
He referenced people making this exact joke over and over again in the intro. Be more original!
@girlscryy
@girlscryy 3 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth no one really cares, just let the guy comment what he wants
@anujaaaaaaaaaa
@anujaaaaaaaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@girlscryy
@girlscryy 3 жыл бұрын
@CodyTheMemeLord guess your right
@rodtrainahhhh8141
@rodtrainahhhh8141 3 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3
@traqueliacooper5132
@traqueliacooper5132 Жыл бұрын
I've r3ad a few of the 1st few comments which u don't agree with them, because I actually learn 8 new pieces of information I had no idea about. Therefore I thank you for sharing your knowledge with others such as myself and taking time from your I'm for sure busy schedule to notify people such as myself on topics unknown to me Again I'm thankful for coming across your channel for the 1st time this morning. You and your family remain blessed and safe
@emil6209
@emil6209 Жыл бұрын
First time seeing a video from your channel and I haven't clicked so fast at a thumbnail. Great idea :D
@leebenswert1057
@leebenswert1057 3 жыл бұрын
"A solid 20 Minutes of useless knowledge" The schoolsystem: *Cute :)*
@redfrostgaming4056
@redfrostgaming4056 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you write *cute* in bold
@minana2785
@minana2785 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102
@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 2 жыл бұрын
Schools: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
@GabrielRodriguez-cu4do
@GabrielRodriguez-cu4do 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact that nobody cares about: Captain Crunch is actually a First Officer, this is because he has 3 lines on his shirt, not 4.
@chillaxer229
@chillaxer229 3 жыл бұрын
WOW! Thanks for sharing!
@liamlivingdummy9854
@liamlivingdummy9854 3 жыл бұрын
My life is a *l i e .*
@bobhatessinners8327
@bobhatessinners8327 3 жыл бұрын
actually no, he’s commander crunch
@something1135
@something1135 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobhatessinners8327 commanders have 2 stripes not 3
@kiralyn7579
@kiralyn7579 3 жыл бұрын
my dad told me this like three years ago and i forgot. thanks for reminding me.
@alexstiger3350
@alexstiger3350 Жыл бұрын
I broke my collar bone really early on. I'm pretty sure it was before kindergarten. I was at my grandma's house and decided to climb the bookcase while she was turned around. It fell over on top of me. This is why all of the bookshelves she had while at that house were nailed to the wall.
@bangsihyuk4272
@bangsihyuk4272 6 ай бұрын
This is the type of stuff ill randomly remeber and bring up in conversation
@jayknowles2146
@jayknowles2146 3 жыл бұрын
“This video is sponsored by Squarespace” We’re off to a good start.
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated xD But i'd have just put "This video is sponsored by..." (to include them all) lol Raid Shadow Legends, World of Tanks, NordVPN, Surfshark, Skillshare, Honey, Audible, Squarespace, Dollar Shave Club, and lest we forget the infamous "Myself". (if i missed any, please let me know)
@bored7273
@bored7273 3 жыл бұрын
@@DlcEnergy Manscaped, that one dragon pet game?
@user-zb8ne6lu6j
@user-zb8ne6lu6j 3 жыл бұрын
@@DlcEnergy crunchyroll
@p0mep0me
@p0mep0me 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 3 жыл бұрын
@Lilith Pitts Ooh a compliment... wait.. Oh that's Brilliant. lol
@aadarlingxo2670
@aadarlingxo2670 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin: *_"Don't worry, they'll watch anything during quarantine"_*
@kalenakelner2775
@kalenakelner2775 3 жыл бұрын
Yep that’s pretty much it
@randomeggthatworksforthefb7172
@randomeggthatworksforthefb7172 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly clicked to read comments.
@semedy9605
@semedy9605 3 жыл бұрын
maybe try commenting something original
@burndowntheworld
@burndowntheworld 3 жыл бұрын
@@semedy9605 maybe try not to be an idiot for once
@GroovyDominoes
@GroovyDominoes 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 "most american car horns honk in the key of F" *plays a G#* but in all seriousness i think the F is there but it's faint so the G# is louder
@russbarton
@russbarton Жыл бұрын
i love this stuff,, my friends and coworkers ask me why i i want to now this stuff, i tell them you never know when you going to get a call from a radio station an they tell you answer this right and you get free tickets
@faqconill6478
@faqconill6478 3 жыл бұрын
Crush: so, anything to talk about? Me:
@RyanProto
@RyanProto 3 жыл бұрын
"HAH!! YOU CALL THAT USELESS? Let me tell you whats useless, hold me engineer degree"
@brodown64
@brodown64 3 жыл бұрын
Gender studies degrees: Am I a joke to you?
@Gladiva19
@Gladiva19 3 жыл бұрын
Engineering is literally STEM, which are the only truely useful degrees.
@coocoocrazy6451
@coocoocrazy6451 3 жыл бұрын
*nope*
@gwoudka3249
@gwoudka3249 3 жыл бұрын
you call that useless? hold my sch00l
@ineffablenefarious2799
@ineffablenefarious2799 3 жыл бұрын
Hold my art degree
@minetruly
@minetruly 11 ай бұрын
2:40 i wonder if another factor in lumberjack deaths is the remoteness of the work. There are a lot of injuries that are non-fatal if an ambulance can arrive within a few minutes and the victim can be on an operating table shortly afterwards, but if youre working way out in the woods, you could bleed put/succumb to shock/whatever before medical help arrives.
@nuvostef
@nuvostef Жыл бұрын
I love useless trivia! Thank you. 😁🤙🏼
@jervinladesma4410
@jervinladesma4410 2 жыл бұрын
I like how we all gave him permission to waste 20 minutes of our lives
@anderssvenson8273
@anderssvenson8273 Жыл бұрын
Bro, that was the most productive 20 minutes of mine.
@bluegreenandapackofkittens6812
@bluegreenandapackofkittens6812 Жыл бұрын
I want him to waste 3 hours of my life because this soothes my autism enough that I'm excited about watching 20mins of this.
@beans00001
@beans00001 11 ай бұрын
I’ve got time to kill
@heinhtet2234
@heinhtet2234 11 ай бұрын
idk why tbh this is quite useful 😅
@axonice
@axonice 10 ай бұрын
we give the permission for school to waste 12-14 years of our lives
@livalil
@livalil 2 жыл бұрын
“20 minutes of useless information” me, studying for trivia night: *you fools.*
@jayjay1343
@jayjay1343 2 жыл бұрын
Uhhh… good luck on it
@amalakram8755
@amalakram8755 2 жыл бұрын
Then this video has suddenly become useful
@cor289
@cor289 2 жыл бұрын
me, studying for school: *you fools.*
@XY2Moroccoball
@XY2Moroccoball 2 жыл бұрын
@@cor289 I wonder what they teach you at school if you needed to learn that a saliva produced in a lifetime can fill up two pools
@jimmysingleton7288
@jimmysingleton7288 2 жыл бұрын
The thing with the king of hearts mustache was actually at my trivia night🤣
@anthonydiaz6101
@anthonydiaz6101 Жыл бұрын
I've been wondering for a while now what the font used on street signs was. How unexpectedly usefully useless. Thank you :)
@hedgehogshill3522
@hedgehogshill3522 10 ай бұрын
I thinking about hearing this instead of audiobooks to help me fall asleep because I might learn some real world knowledge. And I wish I could make videos like this. Love it
@Kobekola
@Kobekola 3 жыл бұрын
"This video is sponsored by squarespace" *Well there's the first bit of useless information I guess.*
@______xxfunky_space_panda4183
@______xxfunky_space_panda4183 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@elbenjas4003
@elbenjas4003 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@user-ff1fv6ub7c
@user-ff1fv6ub7c 3 жыл бұрын
300th like
@dragonflywing7105
@dragonflywing7105 3 жыл бұрын
@@elbenjas4003 yea this definitely deserves more likes
@lightladxd903
@lightladxd903 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ff1fv6ub7c *coughs WHO CARES
@PilotBoy-yf5ws
@PilotBoy-yf5ws 3 жыл бұрын
School: “Are you challenging me?”
@fritzgerald5146
@fritzgerald5146 3 жыл бұрын
@@ynfsheep like everything else
@metastag
@metastag 3 жыл бұрын
@@fritzgerald5146 Even Redditors steal the content of other redditors, it's no surprise people would repost on other socials
@tanjimdhrubo706
@tanjimdhrubo706 3 жыл бұрын
Is your father's name is David?
@danielm2549
@danielm2549 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say, pfft, this video is lame, I went through 12 years of this stuff for 6 hours a day!
@tonylastname4752
@tonylastname4752 3 жыл бұрын
“20yrs of useless information"
@IsMyNameUnique
@IsMyNameUnique 11 ай бұрын
oh yay i found this video again i still remember after all this time that the 3rd word of the 3rd chapter of the 3rd book in the harry potter series is "several"
@mr.pancakes9213
@mr.pancakes9213 2 жыл бұрын
If only I could remember all this, I wanna become a walking encyclopedia.
@ItalianCat1
@ItalianCat1 3 жыл бұрын
“A solid 20 minutes of useless information.” Schools: “Are you challenging me?”
@littlenyancat5754
@littlenyancat5754 3 жыл бұрын
Schools are 20 years of useless information, there is little challenge
@drakecerberus7193
@drakecerberus7193 3 жыл бұрын
Ok Jake Paul
@Tetris521
@Tetris521 3 жыл бұрын
"A solid 20 years of useless information"
@dirtyyogurt1565
@dirtyyogurt1565 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@calestuck
@calestuck 3 жыл бұрын
Not all of it
@bonus8386
@bonus8386 3 жыл бұрын
Me when school tries to teach me world history: “boring” Me when a KZbinr tries to teach me admittedly useless information: “I’m listening”
@imkeybored1238
@imkeybored1238 3 жыл бұрын
@@FlowersOfAmity True
@baldeaglesarentbald1921
@baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 жыл бұрын
Me an guy that loves history and was planning to pay on more education on history: how dar- oh wait I just started to be interested in history because of the internet
@baldeaglesarentbald1921
@baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly I love world history but I just got almost perfect grades on history because of the internet, and not school lol, there's things that I knew 4 years before it being on a test because of it
@ActualGeorgeWashington
@ActualGeorgeWashington 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: both are useless
@MayHugger
@MayHugger 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing, just one has a interesting way of doing it.
@bananahpolkadot
@bananahpolkadot 2 жыл бұрын
Okay this is the best KZbin video I’ve seen in a hot minute
@luherbo4231
@luherbo4231 Жыл бұрын
Wow I've accomplished absolutely nothing with this information. Thank you , you've earned a new subscriber!
@mcmacshalfilya
@mcmacshalfilya Жыл бұрын
You're allowed. Just because you are insanely GORGEOUS😍💌
@poeticpigeon4198
@poeticpigeon4198 2 жыл бұрын
I like how people saw the title and thought "Hmm, looks cool" even though it blatantly tells us its useless
@aspenisthebest
@aspenisthebest 2 жыл бұрын
I never heard of this guy and just clicked on the video being so excited cause it sounded so interesting. My hopes were high but the video was even better than i thought it would be
@nat0zip912
@nat0zip912 2 жыл бұрын
@@aspenisthebest same! I actually learned a lot
@gouthamp2208
@gouthamp2208 2 жыл бұрын
3mil+ people to be exect
@edithsmith4485
@edithsmith4485 2 жыл бұрын
The title is what made me want to watch it and I was not disappointed
@ihsan8246
@ihsan8246 3 жыл бұрын
Me at 3 am the night before the final exam: "interesting"
@B-MickieMina
@B-MickieMina 3 жыл бұрын
I see I have found my lost twin
@woolycape2798
@woolycape2798 3 жыл бұрын
Me: remembers I have an exam tomorrow 🙃.
@anasexualwithopinions2549
@anasexualwithopinions2549 3 жыл бұрын
You didn't need to hit me like that
@ezra9570
@ezra9570 3 жыл бұрын
I swear this is me right now 😭😭😭
@antoniofaulkner2423
@antoniofaulkner2423 3 жыл бұрын
For Fucking Real.
@toxicteenslovetotalk1218
@toxicteenslovetotalk1218 Жыл бұрын
Guy: here's 20 minutes of useless information 5.9 million people: yes
@ThomasSielaff
@ThomasSielaff Жыл бұрын
I was thinking this was 20 minutes I'll never get back, but in reality, I don't get any past minutes back, so you're off the hook!
@InfinityBS
@InfinityBS 3 жыл бұрын
“This video is sponsored by square space” Me: *doesn’t that mean squarespace is also useless?*
@SapphireLxe
@SapphireLxe 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeeaaah
@SievertSchreiber
@SievertSchreiber 3 жыл бұрын
Plausible!
@goofyboi1505
@goofyboi1505 3 жыл бұрын
I think he only dedicated 20 minutes to useless information and 1 minute and 55 seconds for square space
@devinpallone1840
@devinpallone1840 3 жыл бұрын
Checkmate
@4pixelsgaming667
@4pixelsgaming667 3 жыл бұрын
Understandable, have a nice day
@aidanoguzhan3320
@aidanoguzhan3320 3 жыл бұрын
The “only 5% of the worlds population had been on an airplane” was interesting.... I’m disappointed I watched that far.
@idiotkid3607
@idiotkid3607 3 жыл бұрын
I finished the video so im doing worse lol
@maldinerinesus3161
@maldinerinesus3161 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t know how I know that, but I do” I ask myself that question every day
@nathalievanhecke6436
@nathalievanhecke6436 Жыл бұрын
Idk why youtube recommended this to me but i loved it , learned nothing but feel like i can talk down drunk friends lmfao thanks
@fusion3402
@fusion3402 3 жыл бұрын
“A solid 20 minutes of useless information” - 2.6M people - I think this might be useful in the future
@facelessmusic9893
@facelessmusic9893 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I started watching it
@wenshulee
@wenshulee 3 жыл бұрын
It Is Dimbo
@thekingofcats27
@thekingofcats27 3 жыл бұрын
Illinois Avenue
@Egbert758
@Egbert758 3 жыл бұрын
Well I learned a lot so I'm not mad
@eeeeee38093
@eeeeee38093 3 жыл бұрын
2.6
@killerkitten7534
@killerkitten7534 3 жыл бұрын
“20 minutes of useless information” “This video is sponsored by square space” Off to a solid start
@BuddinGHP
@BuddinGHP 3 жыл бұрын
*Still no idea what square space is.*
@hazzesanimations8212
@hazzesanimations8212 3 жыл бұрын
Im dying rn
@terryhaines8351
@terryhaines8351 9 ай бұрын
Fun fact (for a future episode): television was originally designed to promote product sales. That explains why there are so many commercials! It's just fulfilling its Prime Directive.
@sleepyskunks8500
@sleepyskunks8500 Жыл бұрын
Nick Cage and Holly Hunter on the textbook! That's from the film Raising Arizona, a Corn Brothers classic!
@njdunkin
@njdunkin 3 жыл бұрын
"a group of owls is called a parliament" trivial pursuit players: WRITE THAT DOWN
@Team_Slacker
@Team_Slacker 3 жыл бұрын
"you gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers." - School
@omato2288
@omato2288 3 жыл бұрын
school doesn't teach you that stuff for the content, rather for the undertonal message
@kerbball9643
@kerbball9643 3 жыл бұрын
well yes but no schools would say that this is useful
@gusmcgranahan9779
@gusmcgranahan9779 3 жыл бұрын
We must also bump up the numbers of legos per person, it should be 100 at least!
@reinerbraun4167
@reinerbraun4167 3 жыл бұрын
I KNEW someone would say this
@sirnicholasthe21st90
@sirnicholasthe21st90 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ZenReal
@ZenReal Жыл бұрын
This taught me something really important, don’t judge a book by its cover, this video is a waist of my time and life. 10/10
@terryhaines8351
@terryhaines8351 9 ай бұрын
"Please, please do not make me do a half-hour..." and there, in the suggestions to your right is the "30 minutes of useless information"!
@kylebrantleyy3096
@kylebrantleyy3096 3 жыл бұрын
I love how some of these are actually kind of interesting and some of them are just completely random and stupid
@2kmichaeljordan438
@2kmichaeljordan438 3 жыл бұрын
They’re useless for a reason
@curlyfries2425
@curlyfries2425 3 жыл бұрын
The narrator: the photograph will be finished by 3015 AD Queen Elizabeth: another thing for my to-see list
@Jovanoc
@Jovanoc 3 жыл бұрын
best comment here
@vinayabhat6174
@vinayabhat6174 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@paul9120
@paul9120 Жыл бұрын
I am glad that you told me up front about the useless information. I won’t bother watching
@-jupit3r-
@-jupit3r- 8 ай бұрын
This is kinda like school, except they make every useless subject unnecessarily long and ends up on a graded test 🔥
@dualinline7867
@dualinline7867 3 жыл бұрын
“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.” - Jamal 2015
@ricobrawlstars4880
@ricobrawlstars4880 3 жыл бұрын
"Every 60 minutes in Africa an Hour passes" -Jamal 2020
@RedLine_Renesis
@RedLine_Renesis 3 жыл бұрын
"Every 12 hours in Africa a day passes" - Jamal 2021
@zenithful5869
@zenithful5869 3 жыл бұрын
"Every 7 days in Africa, a week passes." - Jamal 2022
@kazz_0234
@kazz_0234 3 жыл бұрын
"every 4 weeks in Africa, a month passes" - Jamal 2023
@idaxius_
@idaxius_ 3 жыл бұрын
TItle: "20 minutes of useless information" Me: This is school in a nutshell
@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon
@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon 3 жыл бұрын
True!!!!
@user-fq1cc4zb9p
@user-fq1cc4zb9p 3 жыл бұрын
*school system
@henryharris1636
@henryharris1636 3 жыл бұрын
7 hours of useless information
@areeeash1124
@areeeash1124 3 жыл бұрын
"six hours of useless information"
@labboy1555
@labboy1555 3 жыл бұрын
True
@micahpaulsen3940
@micahpaulsen3940 2 жыл бұрын
5:48 As someone who lives in Kennewick, WA, this was accidentally useful knowledge.
@cojaxart8986
@cojaxart8986 5 ай бұрын
Austin, great Jo! I watched the whole thing! Yay.
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