A Solid 20 Minutes of Useless Information

[@roberthershey5476]

I’ve learned so little! Thanks!

[@kveeder3224]

Mate, there's literally no way you watched the whole thing.

[@davidmuren7433]

@@kveeder3224 he can still have watched some of it

[@IlijaIlijic]

Because you didn't watch it till the end

[@owenc4967]

@@IlijaIlijic its imposible to watch the whole thing its 20 minutes and its been out for 5

[@roberthershey5476]

@@kveeder3224 watched on 2x while on the surface of mercury, which rotates much faster than the earth

[@tsflareon]

"Please don't make me do half an hour" Ok, do a full hour.

[@ZbigniewCebulaDev]

2h Take it or make it longer

[@Anman999]

Please do half an hour

[@blckkSnOw]

Fuck it, 5 hours

[@PsychoticMovieDatabase]

24 hours? Titled A day of useless information

[@raffiking1]

Fuck it, 10 hours

[@mistertwister2000]

“Please, PLEASE do not make me do half an hour” Okay. 29 minutes and 59 seconds it is

[@Tonatsi]

More useless facts: “Austin McConnell cannot escape the internet’s loopholes.”

[@ngybrid]

Even better, an *HOUR* instead.

[@ngybrid]

@carne de monstro Make it live stream non-stop then like one of those lofi hip hop streams

[@coryjgotte]

Yeah you gotta know you pretty much signed yourself up for this. I'd be willing to accept 29 minutes even.

[@adriftinglink]

Sounds good to me.

[@singularity8235]

"the human body contains enough carbon to make 900 human pencils" ticonderoga: ferb, i know what we're gonna do today

[@kangalio]

I actually thought that's not much, considering all of organic chemistry is made of carbon (and hydrogen but that's very light, and a bit of oxygen, and some other fluff in small quantities)

[@imnotbadokbro]

no god please no

[@Watermelon-suika]

I'm an artist in need of pencils ...

[@ijoinedthedarkside333]

@@Watermelon-suika you know what to do

[@rickharper3940]

how much graphite? didn't think there was carbon in pencils anymore. or lead. i dunno nothin'...

[@BigJimmm]

“This video is sponsored by Squarespace” Ah yes, the first bit of useless information

[@vitoriadepiante]

😂😂😂😂

[@originaluseername]

a comment about the video being sponsored by squarspace, with a joke about how it’s useless info, the first fact, and starts with “ah yes” for some reason

[@user-zo8nl9be5l]

@@originaluseername a reply to a comment about the video being sponsored by squarspace, with a joke about how it’s useless info, the first fact, and starts with “ah yes” for some reason

[@albertpineda3578]

I'm your 1000 like c:

[@junilikesturtles3228]

why is there 5 replies on a comment with 1500 likes after 3 weeks

[@yeshoney7085]

I actually spent 20 minutes learning nothing, but I feel smarter.

[@primuse.x.e6141]

That's its

[@Adomas_B]

Like browsing social media

[@pinkbandit3359]

Same

[@starryepidemic2532]

@Dorothy Goodell laughs in Indian*

[@mangot589]

@@Adomas_B Not even remotely close to that vast wasteland of (usually hostile) lame ass quagmire of opinions called social media. At least this is real, even though it may not rock your world. I’d rather watch this all day, on a loop even, then 1/2 hour of any “reality” show ever made.

[@ashlynehills3611]

I don't know what's more sad.. that I watched all of this or that I remember none of it

[@veniceb1008]

Sameeeee 🤣

[@Alpha1-14]

Schools in nutshell :

[@wireboar7321]

I only remember that the 3rd word in the 3rd chapter of the 3rd hp book is several

[@XY2Moroccoball]

@@wireboar7321 I also remember that.. Uhhh... Nope sorry I forgot everything .-.

[@wireboar7321]

@@XY2Moroccoball I remember something about putting some kind of pill inside your car battery to jumpstart it when it's dead

[@kuz.jessi37]

I use this series to fall asleep because since I know its not vital info, and it has no storyline, my brain can turn off. Plus, I ALWAYS forget what the facts are 😅

[@sarahcalderongutierrez1009]

OMG YEEES SAMEEEEE

[@qfmarsh64]

Sometimes, I'll put it on to fall asleep, then at one point wake up, then just skip to the last fact I remember and then go back to sleep.

[@mayhemstation2673]

Legit I found the first one and loved the way he speaks and I now sleep

[@fuckYTIDontWantToUseMyRealName]

You'd be surprised at how much you actually do retain.

[@albertarason4502]

Microwaves also tend to hum the "F" note.

[@joyfuljay6829]

Wow so cool I’ve learn so little!

[@actualogy]

most things tend to hum at B because a nice round number is 1000hz which also happens to be around a B

[@maanavaditya5958]

were they respecting the food?

[@Maaar10Avali]

The humming comes from the high voltage transformer, and its either a 60 or 50Hz sine wave, depending on where you are.

[@imdoubleyou7241]

Another piece of useless information is that, on average, a pig's erection can last up to 30 minutes while human erections only last up to 5 minutes.

[@georgiamapping]

"The Mitochondria is the power house of the cell"

[@Vee_of_the_Weald]

I’m going to reference ChubbyEmu, he thought. Can’t be that bad for my health. He proceeded to leave an entire comment on this channel when his kidneys shut down…

[@collinwiedel]

But it ISN’T!!!!

[@mailman1538]

What is it?

[@okaygerepied5388]

𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 A *mitochondrion* (/ˌmaɪtəˈkɒndrɪən/, plural *mitochondria* ) is a double membrane-bound organelle found in most eukaryotic organisms. Mitochondria generate most of the cell's supply of adenosine triphosphate (ATP), used as a source of chemical energy.

[@georgiamapping]

@@mailman1538 It is an organelle in the cell that is the "powerhouse" and produces ATP which powers the cell.

[@theintrovertedowl]

Fun fact: Bruno Mars isn't a planet.

[@raydenburhn9033]

damn u right

[@Nautty]

i always thought it was

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

No? Damn it!!😂😂

[@saddoge3630]

oF cOuRsE hE's nOt, hE iS a PeRSoN

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

@@saddoge3630 r/woosh, Sorry pal Gotta do it Even though yours was a Joke too.😂😂😂

[@x_dgaz]

This feels like school. Sitting around listening to the teacher teach us pointless things that we will never remember nor need in our lives.

[@tmnt3998]

F yeah duuude!!! I dont need to know nothing about some maths f**git

[@etherealartificebyzeroya]

This is school but better

[@username_creates6991]

Yeah I had the same thought. The only thing I remembered was that the balls were made out of wood before plastic was invented cus its the only one that made me think a little about how it could be possible

[@stellamariss3335]

I will remember all of these those

[@Alice-mg9sy]

But I don’t have to stress about remembering any of this 😁

[@PossumReviews]

Adolf Hitler and Andy Serkis both have birthdays on April 20. The USS Sultana sank in the Mississippi River on April 27, 1865 after a boiler exploded, killing 1,168 people, making it the worst maritime disaster in United States history, but you probably never heard of it because it was overshadowed in the news at the time by the assassination of Abraham Lincoln which happened just twelve days earlier. The plastic tube on the end of a shoelace is called an aglet. The oldest joke ever found written down is a found on a Sumerian clay tablet dating back to 1900 BC. It's a fart joke. Rumors about actress Halle Berry having six toes on one foot led to her being offered an endorsement deal from a company that made extra-spacious shoes. The art of making images with ink blots is called klecksography. Artwork engraved on a piece of ivory or bone is called scrimshaw. The head of the bounty hunter droid IG-88, who appears in the movie Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, is actually an upside-down espresso machine. Former US President Jimmy Carter was once photographed fleeing from a rabbit who was attacking him while he was riding a rowboat in a swamp. Oranges are naturally green when ripe and stay green as long as they are kept warm in the topics where they grow. They turn orange when shipped to North America and Europe, where they are exposed to cooler temperatures which cause them to lose chlorophyll.

[@purpleplaydough9784]

Nice

[@natanieux]

Nice

[@tarpguy_]

Hello Mr. Possum

[@JDBajaBlast]

So does my brother and its weed day

[@siddharthssvlogs]

That orange fact is absolute BS. I live in the tropics near an Orange growing town. It is orange over here too. Smh

[@TomTM_ST]

Chinese fortune cookies, invented in America in a Japanese restaurant.

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

Damn Commies

[@ericnielsen4868]

Thank you Iron Man 3

[@ziggystardust2435]

iiiiiiiironic - a british actor

[@ziggystardust2435]

Plot twist: the restaurant is owned by an Alien *MR INTERGALACTIC*

[@Proud_Knight]

@@pugasaurusrex8253 This is funnier than it has any right to be

[@qomplext]

The 3rd word of the 3rd chapter of the 3rd Harry Potter is indeed “several”

[@yeeyee139]

Lmao I even checked

[@lilactic7597]

The 3rd letter of the 3rd word of the 3rd chapter of the 3rd book is “v”

[@tineedreamsdc7II]

@@lilactic7597 the third letter of Harry is "r" 🤯

[@Nai_101]

The third letter in the third word of the third book title is "d"

[@tineedreamsdc7II]

@@Nai_101 the third letter of the third word every book title is d

[@valkyrievision]

Thank you! I do trivia with older blind people three times a week and I’d like to start out with an odd fact. I’m definitely going to use these so I have like 10 weeks worth :-). By the way, I’m also one of the old blind people. Although I’m the youngest at 61 I believe the oldest is in her late 80s early 90s and she still sharp as a tack and kicks are behind on any trivia involving science.

[@hiddenguy67]

how can you type emoticons while blind I'm just curious since blind people typing is really mysterious

[@cynthiaholland13]

I love this

[@Megadextrious]

That’s awesome, I’m going blind from keratoconus, I really like just lying down and listening to stuff like this! I started with spooky stories years ago and now it’s a big hobby for me since I don’t have to have my contacts in. I’m just turning 35, but I think about how nice it would be to live in like a group home when I’m a senior. Living with similarly capable people instead of being alone would be the ideal situation for me 😊

[@-Juney-]

@@hiddenguy67They probably knew how to type before they became blind and just learned to type through memory. That or, especially if they were born blind, they used speech to text and just said “colon, hyphen, end parentheses.”

[@hiddenguy67]

@@-Juney- oh still cool though

[@117_sins7]

I like the blank look of sadness he has when he’s done talking.

[@ricosmoovetv]

why do you like that...

[@fourearwolf3315]

@@ricosmoovetv They probably think it’s funny

[@catlikemeew]

I want to like this comment…it’d be the 666th like…

[@117_sins7]

@@fourearwolf3315 Exactly. Thank you for investing a brain cell to help this other guy understand

[@117_sins7]

@@catlikemeew Oh shit 👀

[@RyanProto]

"HAH!! YOU CALL THAT USELESS? Let me tell you whats useless, hold me engineer degree"

[@brodown64]

Gender studies degrees: Am I a joke to you?

[@Gladiva19]

Engineering is literally STEM, which are the only truely useful degrees.

[@coocoocrazy6451]

*nope*

[@gwoudka3249]

you call that useless? hold my sch00l

[@ineffablenefarious2799]

Hold my art degree

[@sagecolvard9644]

"Human beings are 13.8% more likely to die on their birthday" is a strange piece of information to learn on my birthday.

[@sarahhibrahim]

Happy birthday! 😇

[@kubakowalczyk3442]

rip

[@regirock9557]

He was never seen again.

[@bernard7057]

Blink twice if you still alive

[@mtnbkr5478]

“Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.” ― Laura Pedersen

[@tmjr9396]

I just spend the last four hours watching random videos. So a video on useless information is right up my alley. Thank you

[@santiagopulido2733]

"I'll take your entire stock" -school

[@user-ct6rk9zq6h]

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[@subscrieb8252]

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[@potato8757]

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[@user-dl5uh9fq7g]

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[@lorpol2613]

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[@thatissofetch5508]

“Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa”

[@lysolflavoredpoptarts]

@Eric Cartman BRO 💀😭

[@cocoonmebalanstheatre2371]

THAT BURN COULDVE POPPED ENOUGH POPCORN TO DROWN THE WORLD

[@sloweddown9417]

@Eric Cartman nooooo🤣🤣🤣

[@studyspill7066]

“Ah yes the floor is made out of floor”

[@rvaibhav4676]

Yeah rest of the world: "Every 69 seconds, a minute and 9 second passes

[@Exil22]

I knew the "Dord" fact from a Vsauce video ;)

[@vizthex]

same

[@joooanit0224]

May someone timestamp it please?

[@commentstuff5623]

@@joooanit0224 7:59

[@seanarro]

Same

[@joooanit0224]

@@commentstuff5623 thank you

[@aucheinyoutuber6066]

i realised one minute into the video that it wasn't just part of the intro anymore but it had actually started. i need this more than you know.

[@yeache2430]

Austin: “I need 23 more seconds left in the video” *solves 125 - 13*

[@JamesKandler]

quick mafs

[@maxgoldstein6309]

@@JamesKandler Slow mafs.

[@ali_alami]

@@maxgoldstein6309 big mafs

[@SadToffee]

@@ali_alami smal mafs

[@CartoonNetworkGlitches]

mafs

[@notashrimp3095]

"20 minutes of useless information" Schools: *write that down write that down!*

[@yuanshen7177]

Charles The French reference

[@stgrozdanovic]

Schools have probably said:"Hold my mitochondria"

[@marcgirard5485]

Not funny

[@notashrimp3095]

@@marcgirard5485 just like you

[@Edesgera]

@@marcgirard5485 it is hilarious and the truth 😂

[@mindwatchingyourelbow4608]

I'm gonna memorize all of these so i can bring them up in a conversation when things get awkward.

[@jain4613]

and watch them get more awkward

[@dsamuel2116]

YES

[@mindwatchingyourelbow4608]

@@jain4613 exactly. Check out our channel if you're into weird and random humor with a touch of dark.

[@hanac5586]

I once had an awkward quiet moment with my friend's friend in a hot tub (my friend was still showering) and I thought it was a good idea to start talking about fetuses

[@OMGmynameisLILI]

HAHAHA MY SECRET

[@Megadextrious]

Thank you! I really love this series, it may be useless to some folks, but you actually are doing a great service to those of us with limited means!!!

[@GabrielRodriguez-cu4do]

Fun fact that nobody cares about: Captain Crunch is actually a First Officer, this is because he has 3 lines on his shirt, not 4.

[@chillaxer229]

WOW! Thanks for sharing!

[@liamlivingdummy9854]

My life is a *l i e .*

[@bobhatessinners8327]

actually no, he’s commander crunch

[@something1135]

@@bobhatessinners8327 commanders have 2 stripes not 3

[@kiralyn7579]

my dad told me this like three years ago and i forgot. thanks for reminding me.

[@joeguida2544]

"20 minutes of useless information" Schools: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

[@yareyaredaze4633]

Lmao

[@aviewer4274]

Exactly

[@SabiheAmir]

Make it a five

[@thatkidkgosi]

Bruh😅

[@123thebigguy9]

Half stolen

[@Kobekola]

"This video is sponsored by squarespace" *Well there's the first bit of useless information I guess.*

[@______xxfunky_space_panda4183]

LMAO

[@elbenjas4003]

underrated comment

[@user-ff1fv6ub7c]

300th like

[@dragonflywing7105]

@@elbenjas4003 yea this definitely deserves more likes

[@lightladxd903]

@@user-ff1fv6ub7c *coughs WHO CARES

[@kristenmoon3461]

I’ve been using these videos to help me sleep at night. They knock me out within five minutes 😂

[@BeardedDM]

Austin: "Please do not make me do a half an hour." Me: "No, I would never ask you to do that... "Give me the full hour."

[@wetzombie2134]

No, I would never ask for that... Give us a full day

[@xanthos9641]

lmao

[@kangururr4159]

@@wetzombie2134 *24 hours of useless information*

[@bugrakadirhan7888]

Give us a full year- the whole f**king curriculum

[@AngelCastro-oq5pe]

The people have spoken

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

The most useful information in this video is that it tells me that there’s 20 minutes of useless knowledge, *so I know what I’m getting into at least.*

[@AxxLAfriku]

One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear meme

[@maxjones503]

I don't know. Some information was pretty useful. Other stuff was wrong or misleading but it was quite varied as a whole.

[@poeticpigeon4198]

I like how people saw the title and thought "Hmm, looks cool" even though it blatantly tells us its useless

[@aspenisthebest]

I never heard of this guy and just clicked on the video being so excited cause it sounded so interesting. My hopes were high but the video was even better than i thought it would be

[@nat0zip912]

@@aspenisthebest same! I actually learned a lot

[@gouthamp2208]

3mil+ people to be exect

[@edithsmith4485]

The title is what made me want to watch it and I was not disappointed

[@harrychristian4291]

I just discovered these videos today. I absolutely LOVE them. THANKS!!!

[@eijnrv]

I like how we all gave him permission to waste 20 minutes of our lives

[@Moved-Accounts1234]

Bro, that was the most productive 20 minutes of mine.

[@bluegreenandapackofkittens6812]

I want him to waste 3 hours of my life because this soothes my autism enough that I'm excited about watching 20mins of this.

[@beans00001]

I’ve got time to kill

[@heinhtet2234]

idk why tbh this is quite useful 😅

[@axonice]

we give the permission for school to waste 12-14 years of our lives

[@Team_Slacker]

"you gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers." - School

[@omato2288]

school doesn't teach you that stuff for the content, rather for the undertonal message

[@kerbball9643]

well yes but no schools would say that this is useful

[@gusmcgranahan9779]

We must also bump up the numbers of legos per person, it should be 100 at least!

[@reinerbraun4167]

I KNEW someone would say this

[@sirnicholasthe21st90]

😂😂😂

[@jayknowles2146]

“This video is sponsored by Squarespace” We’re off to a good start.

[@DlcEnergy]

Underrated xD But i'd have just put "This video is sponsored by..." (to include them all) lol Raid Shadow Legends, World of Tanks, NordVPN, Surfshark, Skillshare, Honey, Audible, Squarespace, Dollar Shave Club, and lest we forget the infamous "Myself". (if i missed any, please let me know)

[@bored7273]

@@DlcEnergy Manscaped, that one dragon pet game?

[@박소영-b4h3q]

@@DlcEnergy crunchyroll

[@p0mep0me]

LMAO

[@DlcEnergy]

@Lilith Pitts Ooh a compliment... wait.. Oh that's Brilliant. lol

[@minetruly]

2:40 i wonder if another factor in lumberjack deaths is the remoteness of the work. There are a lot of injuries that are non-fatal if an ambulance can arrive within a few minutes and the victim can be on an operating table shortly afterwards, but if youre working way out in the woods, you could bleed put/succumb to shock/whatever before medical help arrives.

[@davidbroom575]

Even though the title said “useless facts” this video was so appealing to click on.

[@UDX6T]

You must have loved school

[@madisonfroome3760]

I zoned out for a little and though that he said the KKK was responsible for making 90% of the worlds zippers

[@sicksickBacon]

@@UDX6T unlike school, this is interesting

[@advertise3606YT]

The movie "9" was released in September 9, 2009.

[@daltonwilliamson8416]

My birthday, but I was born in 99

[@johnericlcruz283]

I thought it was made in sep 9 1999

[@HexRatPack]

Yeah

[@kylebrantleyy3096]

I love how some of these are actually kind of interesting and some of them are just completely random and stupid

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

They’re useless for a reason

[@Susie_Floozie]

Aw, sweet. Seeing your pleasantly paced yet relentless barrage of info thrills me! I'm also a repository of useless facts, like the term "sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia" (aka, the sniglet "frigicramp"). I write educational texts, and when I was assigned a 6th-grade ELA book, I used that premise in a lesson exercise. I also included the sneaky trick I use to break the response--because who'd benefit more from that knowledge than a kid? (And no, I don't stick my thumb on my upper palate, ~ick~)

[@toccataandfugueindminor2036]

"A Solid 20 Minutes of Useless Information" Schools: pathetic

[@leferio]

Lmao

[@ahmedalex4937]

ur not wrong

[@moonbean_boi810]

I CACKLED

[@cfnretro6448]

School- “A Solid 12 Years of Useless Information”

[@omairrazaakram]

@@cfnretro6448 yep

[@ashajaiswal7164]

Why do people dislike this video, I mean they literally got what they clicked on for😂

[@Azmidium]

Maybe they thought the information was actually useful 🤔

[@psychott6]

You’re completely right.

[@Harsha-il8vw]

They are bots lol. No video is without dislikes

[@wanlitan7406]

Because the information is not useless...

[@how_do_you_type]

@@Harsha-il8vw youtube rewind 2019 flashback with all the dislike....

[@Blazenenyeismith1234]

I zoned out for a little and though that he said the KKK was responsible for making 90% of the worlds zippers Edit: cheers for the likes

[@xfrenzy1612]

i was paying attention and still thought that

[@six_buck_dlc]

lmfao

[@フアン-f6e]

@@xfrenzy1612 Same. LMFAO

[@evelyndeleon7234]

same

[@fl4ppyxd888]

Wuts the meaning of kkk

[@BettyH-p8u]

I am so surprised ! I actually learned something I ALREADY KNEW but had forgotten ! Thanks ! I don’t or can’t recall just what I RELEARNED ! I am way into my 80s or just had a birthday so maybe 90🙀👵🏻😱

[@RandomRantee]

For some reason I don’t believe only 5% of the population has been on an airplane ✈️ Edit: just searched on Google and it’s actually 20%

[@Ahmad-zv7el]

This is still... a useless information

[@tahakaradavut8123]

Why do you believe google

[@lossnt557]

@@tahakaradavut8123 where do you think he got the info

[@pinchus2714]

Population of the US or the world? Cause people in 3rd world countries might just be less likely to fly in an airplane

[@tahakaradavut8123]

@@lossnt557 asking everyone maybe

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

When you don’t pay attention it’s even better. I heard “on average humans are 13.8% milk”

[@luvuven]

*put the damn milk in the bag*

[@korus3794]

Chicks are

[@aadarlingxo2670]

KZbin: *_"Don't worry, they'll watch anything during quarantine"_*

[@kalenakelner2775]

Yep that’s pretty much it

[@randomeggthatworksforthefb7172]

I honestly clicked to read comments.

[@semedy9605]

maybe try commenting something original

[@burndowntheworld]

@@semedy9605 maybe try not to be an idiot for once

[@Jesus_Christ_For_Real]

A fun fact: when Germany invaded France in ww2, French resistance members cut the cable to the elevator in the Eiffel tower, making the nazis use the stairs.

[@kyleiwalker3603]

“20 minutes of useless info” 1.4M ppl: humor me

[@williammuller9623]

make that 1.5

[@yusha1059]

stfu

[@belinda1875]

@@yusha1059 ey man stop being so salty just because this person can make a better joke than you lol

[@lucasarmstrong6240]

now make that 1.6M

[@yeetusdefeetus]

1.7

[@DerFliegendeMocca]

Fun Fact to Monopoly: Germanys Monopoly is the only "original" country-based Monopoly version, that does not use actual Berlin and its landmarks, like all other countries (like France) do. Reason: there actually was a Monopoly version based in Berlin, but one of the Nazileaders (i cant remember whether it was Göring or Göbels) didn't like to see his own home street somewhere in the middle of the game board, indicating that he is just average. so the version was banned and remade by the company to suit nazi Germanys needs. ;)

[@matthewmorrison7883]

Thanks you. This was as interesting and useless as the video

[@DerFliegendeMocca]

@@matthewmorrison7883 ty

[@Kostas283]

Mocca dass man dich hier antrifft :) hoffe es geht dir gut

[@DerFliegendeMocca]

@@Kostas283 freili. :) immer

[@austinm.9832]

I would guess Göbels, he was the minister of proppoganda, if I remember correctly.

[@ronanrawk2113]

Schools: “Are you kidding me? That’s insultingly low!”

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

He referenced people making this exact joke over and over again in the intro. Be more original!

[@yc_04]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth no one really cares, just let the guy comment what he wants

[@anujaaaaaaaaaa]

Literally

[@yc_04]

@CodyTheMemeLord guess your right

[@rodtrainahhhh8141]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3

[@scottdahneke1031]

As a school teacher myself I went into this wondering just how useless this all could be. I am now prepared for the most fringy of fringe questions at trivia night. Lol

[@hoppes9658]

Did you know the biggest cherry pie in the world came from Charlevoix, Michigan?

[@aidanoguzhan3320]

The “only 5% of the worlds population had been on an airplane” was interesting.... I’m disappointed I watched that far.

[@idiotkid3607]

I finished the video so im doing worse lol

[@njdunkin]

"a group of owls is called a parliament" trivial pursuit players: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@sushi_tech35]

You should totally be the next CEO of the school system, you would be a natural.

[@kor9566]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@sushi_tech35]

@@omato2288 yeah but I feel like they can still do that along with content that matters for each individuals future.

[@man95ster]

@@sushi_tech35 7th grade teachers teach things actually useful for the first time

[@sushi_tech35]

@@man95ster yeah, beginning grades also teach important stuff like simple addition. I was talking more about high school. Guess I should have included that on my comment

[@GiorgioPolara]

Big yikes from me dawg

[@ivansmith3718]

11:32 The originals were made in Britain, so the correct name (just like with football) is the British one. American publishers thought Wally wouldn't work well with Americans and so changed it to Waldo (as if that's any better). The name changes all over the world, but I think we can all agree that the worst one is France, who call him Charlie - it isn't even alliterative, in English or French (Où est Charlie?)! The Germans call him Walter.

[@killerkitten7534]

“20 minutes of useless information” “This video is sponsored by square space” Off to a solid start

[@BuddinGHP]

*Still no idea what square space is.*

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Im dying rn

[@aren2naga92]

Fun fact: Contrary to the popular belief, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is not a STONE.

[@Water-tg8pq]

Obviously, its a rock

[@Karma-s1d]

What else would he be, a pebble?

[@thatmadlad5381]

He's also not an actor or a wrestler, *he's a real life person*

[@aren2naga92]

@@thatmadlad5381 IKR

[@udonnomi6958]

Yeah but that's like, your opinion man

[@livalil]

“20 minutes of useless information” me, studying for trivia night: *you fools.*

[@jayjay1343]

Uhhh… good luck on it

[@amalakram8755]

Then this video has suddenly become useful

[@cor289]

me, studying for school: *you fools.*

[@XY2Moroccoball]

@@cor289 I wonder what they teach you at school if you needed to learn that a saliva produced in a lifetime can fill up two pools

[@jimmysingleton7288]

The thing with the king of hearts mustache was actually at my trivia night🤣

[@toxicteenslovetotalk1218]

Guy: here's 20 minutes of useless information 5.9 million people: yes

[@Cheese-0001]

*me trying to be smart:* *people who are French have a high chance of speaking French.*

[@Nathan-ni5ub]

I just had my first daughter! It's a girl!!

[@ThePatriotArtist]

@@Nathan-ni5ub I laughed way too hard at these two jokes XD

[@zionj104]

I need to get this to r/notinteresting

[@ThePatriotArtist]

@Henri Rochefort yes

[@ihsan8246]

Me at 3 am the night before the final exam: "interesting"

[@B-MickieMina]

I see I have found my lost twin

[@woolycape2798]

Me: remembers I have an exam tomorrow 🙃.

[@anasexualwithopinions2549]

You didn't need to hit me like that

[@ezra9570]

I swear this is me right now 😭😭😭

[@antoniofaulkner2423]

For Fucking Real.

[@lilyziniewicz8037]

I love that 1.4 million of us clicked on this video and thought “Ah. Yes. This is what I was looking for”

[@crisacevedo7379]

I feel attacked.

[@grenks6387]

@@crisacevedo7379 damn i don't

[@pennkun]

I dunno why but I really thought like that haha

[@pennkun]

I dunno why but I really thought like that haha

[@skylarker9]

Yes!!!

[@assassino1480]

As someone who was born in Smyrna, GA and lived there for 27 years I have never been more excited by a KZbin video

[@faqconill6478]

Crush: so, anything to talk about? Me:

[@JFTSwiertz]

"useless information" "*This video is sponsored by square-space*"

[@flyingtomato8572]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tobyzapruder4364]

when i clicked this video i thought to myself “i’ll only watch a few minutes of it” i watched EVERY SECOND

[@workablob]

The thing about the wet hay reminds me of a story my Grandfather told me. He was born in 1894. When he was a teenager he drove a hay wagon. When it started raining they had to get the wagon under cover fast so that it could not create methane which could burst into flames.

[@leebenswert1057]

"A solid 20 Minutes of useless knowledge" The schoolsystem: *Cute :)*

[@redfrostgaming4056]

I like how you write *cute* in bold

[@minana2785]

LOL

[@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102]

Schools: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[@curlyfries2425]

The narrator: the photograph will be finished by 3015 AD Queen Elizabeth: another thing for my to-see list

[@Jovanoc]

best comment here

[@vinayabhat6174]

😂😂

[@InfinityBS]

“This video is sponsored by square space” Me: *doesn’t that mean squarespace is also useless?*

[@SapphireLxe]

Oh yeeaaah

[@SievertSchreiber]

Plausible!

[@goofyboi1505]

I think he only dedicated 20 minutes to useless information and 1 minute and 55 seconds for square space

[@devinpallone1840]

Checkmate

[@4pixelsgaming667]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@snipetastic]

"No Information is Useless" ~Some Smart Guy Somewhere in this World

[@spoompl2554]

"Elastics last longer when refrigerated" YES SOMETHING I NEEDED

[@therealvbw]

Let me guess. p r o t e c t i o n

[@verticalflyingb737]

Lmao I thought you was talking about rubber bands but after reading the previous reply I finally get it.

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

@@therealvbw rubber band guns?

[@cillyhoney1892]

Because they are made out of latex which is biodegradable. It's the same reason we refrigerate our leftovers.

[@tseye2478]

“Insert overused joke of how school does it but longer”

[@patricksedler9697]

"Funi joke gibe mi like"

[@nerdomatic2489]

@Chokito Crafter Agreed. People just toss around the term "overrated" or "overused" just to stand out from the crowd to seem intrinsically smarter.

[@nigerundayo1996]

@@patricksedler9697 phanni*

[@ArnieOcfemia]

@@nerdomatic2489 Include the ones who say "stolen comment" too.

[@portland4660]

At this point is this still really a joke?

[@Stark-Raving]

The next one should be "Useless Information: The Movie" no less than two hours.

[@NepNepYT]

3 hours*

[@spider-manfan5274]

5 hours*

[@NepNepYT]

Spider-Man Fan 7 hours

[@methmonster]

9 hours

[@NepNepYT]

@@methmonster 12 hours*

[@d_sigs]

Nothing more perfect for YT to recommend me at 3 AM in the morning.

[@dualinline7867]

“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.” - Jamal 2015

[@ricobrawlstars4880]

"Every 60 minutes in Africa an Hour passes" -Jamal 2020

[@RedLine_Renesis]

"Every 12 hours in Africa a day passes" - Jamal 2021

[@kazz_0234]

"every 4 weeks in Africa, a month passes" - Jamal 2023

[@robby1YT]

Austin: *Makes "20 minutes of useless information"* School: *Hold my beer, gonna teach him a lesson*

[@obviousscoliosis-9167]

A USELESS one

[@pseudo4914]

Hold my ruler

[@Junesfall]

School is not useless

[@neriah7269]

@@Junesfall shafter elementary there's not much you need to know, the only thing it does for me is the extra classes like art and choir, and ofc I need my highschool diploma to get into college.

[@foxygamerxdyt7356]

@@Junesfall School doesn't teach how to pay taxes, first aid, how to invest, etc, goddamn, they don't even teach you how to study/investigate stuff

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

When the so-called useless information is actually pretty interesting.

[@flexagonpark5467]

@Ktoto Zachemto no

[@alexstiger3350]

I broke my collar bone really early on. I'm pretty sure it was before kindergarten. I was at my grandma's house and decided to climb the bookcase while she was turned around. It fell over on top of me. This is why all of the bookshelves she had while at that house were nailed to the wall.

[@fusion3402]

“A solid 20 minutes of useless information” - 2.6M people - I think this might be useful in the future

[@facelessmusic9893]

That’s why I started watching it

[@wenshulee]

It Is Dimbo

[@thekingofcats27]

Illinois Avenue

[@Egbert758]

Well I learned a lot so I'm not mad

[@eeeeee38093]

2.6

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

The book is called “A True Story” The book is fiction. *Wait, that’s illegal*

[@brovid-19]

at least buy me a drink first before you blow my mind

[@nolangallagher4045]

Like. I'm saying this instead of liking this comment because he has a perfect 555 likes

[@williamj.bagnall4564]

The "True Story" fact was my favorite bit in the whole video. 👍

[@640kareenough6]

At the time "travel vlogs" were actually one of the most popular genres of literature. These travel blogs were supposedly facutal but kind of outlandish, and people believed them because back then ppl just didn't know what was beyond the borders of the Roman empire so these authors could just make shit up. The "A true story" book with space warfare and shit was a parody of the other books anf basically called them out

[@matthewwallack601]

The book is basically a satire of ancient travel guides. The best part is at the end, the narrator promises more stories would be written about in the future-which never happened.

[@griffinwhite6066]

"cigarettes are the 4th leading cause of house fires" me who's writing an essay on why cigarettes are bad: not so useless now

[@sirclarkmarz]

And don't forget cigarette butts 1/3 of all litter and are considered toxic waste

[@rosegraham5780]

1:23 as a europian when i first visited america 🇺🇸 i saw that the road signs were different and now i feel smart to have noticed it, to this day its one of my favourite tiny things about the contrey. not usless info to me. This actually means a lot to me. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ thankyou so much for telling me❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@-dennis3755]

So, I think the main reason this series is popular, is that it stimulates our brain's constant anxiety that we're not learning as much as we're supposed to. By giving us a long list of easily digestible and diversified lessons, convincing us that we've been productive by watching it without costing much effort

[@Bluejet_007]

So its like ASMR videos where it makes feel we have done work to tidy things up though we haven't.

[@cutienerdgirl]

Thank you for making me feel bad about myself.🙃

[@KasumiRINA]

Nah, I am overloaded on things I actually need to remember so listening to something useful would just crash me and send into BSOD.

[@Magyyyyy]

This just sounds like procrastination with extra steps. *I like it.*

[@lukebaron9060]

13:23 The fact about lumberjacks having the highest fatality rate is actually false. Being the President actually has the highest mortality rate. Of the 44 people who have served as president, 4 were assassinated, achieving the mortality rate of 9,091 deaths for every 100,000 people compared to the 136 to 100,000 for lumberjacks. Edit: I know it is a ridiculously small sample size to extrapolate from, I still thought it was interesting.

[@austinmcconnell]

We should group POTUS under the “head of state” profession more broadly for a fairer comparison. Lumberjack still wins out under that framework.

[@evamiller4886]

44 also seems like a ridiculously small sample size to extrapolate statistics for a population of 100,000 from

[@heh2393]

@@evamiller4886 It was made to show why you should not extrapolate data.

[@B0tAcH1]

that's.... not how statistics work

[@heh2393]

@@B0tAcH1 It was made to show why you should not extrapolate data.

[@idaxius_]

TItle: "20 minutes of useless information" Me: This is school in a nutshell

[@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon]

True!!!!

[@user-fq1cc4zb9p]

*school system

[@henryharris1636]

7 hours of useless information

[@AreeeAsh]

"six hours of useless information"

[@labboytf]

True

[@errinhallman]

i live in a small town in Wyoming where horses are legal to ride to school and work. i once heard a story of a man who, while riding his horse to work, a police officer stopped him and said "do you know how fast you were... riding?"🤣🐎🏇

[@LesabreSuper]

"People with banana allergies have risk with latex" Useless? Little did he know I happen to fit that niche...now I won't need to try a latex condom, thanks

[@bloomph]

@@chocolateaddictedartist5924 sir NO

[@Stzuber1234567890]

Not useless if it's true, especially for you

[@martinsimpson9293]

My son has that allergy. Thank you for making me think of my son and condoms at the same time.

[@Creptzy]

@@martinsimpson9293 🤣🤣

[@asmodahlia]

Same with kiwi, apparently. Found that one out the hard way.

[@mykey7780]

Some of these are actually interesting like “Mmh” “oh cool” “really” and others are “tf okay??”

[@wasmolly9864]

What’s your favourite “tf okay??” mine is sparklers last on shelves for 5-7 years

[@user-dd4oi2uk1i]

another useless thing about capn crunch is: he isnt a captain hes a commander

[@freshbeans]

my lifE IS A LIE

[@Jivolt]

Command’r.

[@stellamariss3335]

For the hail Bails one it is absolutely astonishing and fascinating seeing the combustion. I’ve seen the aftermath of it once and it was terrifying but beautiful. It was an entire barn filled to the brim that combusted and when I drove by it was like a glowing inferno. All I saw was flames filling the entire building. The police and fire trucks just stayed outside of it while they waited it out. There was no way to put out it out all they could do was let it burn out and just make sure it didn’t spread. But the flames were so dense and the way they filled the building to the top since the bails were up to the top was insane to me. No one was hurt expect their wallet who owned it. The building was totaled and all the bails gone obviously.

[@connorplankey5392]

I’m coming back after five months to say that I just had a question in a trivia game that was “how many kings in a deck of cards have mustaches” so this was not useless

[@anthonycochran6492]

It's also referred to as the 'Suicide King' as his sword is stabbed through his head.

[@aihnen93]

That is the sole reason I watched this video. For random trivia questions 😂

[@yuhuang4592]

@aihnen93 you never know when someone random is gonna ask you a trivia question, totally normal for someone to ask you how many version of monopoly is there on the streets. 😂😂

[@kiweeeeeeeee4779]

Could do the five assignments due tomorrow but this seems like a better way to spend my time

[@cassidyvictor6612]

Did you get them done tho 😟

[@unicornglitzer]

same 😂4 homework assignments until tomorrow and I havn't even started :,)

[@cassidyvictor6612]

@@unicornglitzer relatable asf omggg 😭😂

[@nico_r_m_1428]

Just like high school, except this is way shorter and entertaining

[@hardflip]

and this contains more useful information than highschool

[@ZenReal]

This taught me something really important, don’t judge a book by its cover, this video is a waist of my time and life. 10/10