A Solid 30 Minutes of Useless Information

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Special Thanks to @BrianBitner for researching a TON of the material in this video.

[@kryten1300]

Shakespeare:*talks to a woman* Woman:*rolls her eyes* Shakespeare: this must be what women do when they think someone is hot

[@mesonandsarena]

lol

[@firehawk5962]

Lmao

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

A true Shakespearean romance.

[@nickkonkle541]

"she is so into me"

[@Ansh77K]

C: can't tell

[@r3d_d3d64]

*"a solid 30 minutes of useless information"* Schools: Those are rookie numbers

[@watchoutitsoceanman6540]

Agreed

[@jaeger4000]

KZbin: 30 min of useless info School: solid 12 years of useless info

[@allftw2677]

True , *sips tea with an overly sacrcasticly serious face whilst looking at tablet* True true Okay maybe that was too much

[@noahmitchell4696]

HAHA

[@jimmyjohn272]

Do you watch Gray still plays 😂

[@Nerdgirl1648]

The amount of this I actually absorb and end up telling other people is startling.

[@Dizma_Music]

Rabbits can’t vomit!!! 😱

[@jovetj]

It takes me 10 minutes to walk down to my local pub, but 35 minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.

[@ashtoncullinan5946]

Bro I still tell people about the world’s longest bench and it’s been over 3 years.

[@meganthememe130]

I've been falling asleep to these, keep my brain engaged enough to not wander off to bad thoughts but also not intently focused

[@JoeMcVideo]

Good idea

[@brontewcat]

Excellent idea (after having had a night of almost no sleep)

[@fantasmedits681]

Same here

[@marionpeebles3836]

I was trying that but I live in Springfield mo. Lots of weird weather facts but so confused because it seemed incomplete after 10 minutes it bugged me so much I had to roll over and start again To find I hadn’t missed a thing it was just a statement of temperature.

[@lillianschlotte6469]

I feel like I’ve learned so much but at the same time I’ve learned nothing

[@MetaITurtle]

Its somthing to spark conversation with

[@blank14800]

So same as schools huh?

[@Echo-qk7vc]

@@blank14800 lmao

[@norahanley3000]

to much like school 💀

[@Beastw1ck]

Me spending any time on the internet

[@matthewfulton4490]

I love how this whole thing is delivered with a tone of moderated aggression.

[@TiffanyWeiland]

It's because he has a leaky ceiling, I'm guessing.

[@chapsm.7334]

@@TiffanyWeiland Genius!

[@bailey6517]

@@TiffanyWeiland oh hey tiffany is that one guy’s middle name i guess i did actually learn something

[@OmniaViridis]

Always

[@thepudge6953]

You watched this whole thing

[@ChrisJensen-se9rj]

Potato and bacon are not coconut. I waited a lifetime for such truly information

[@SmokedBacon07]

a man once tried to mail a 40 ton building across utah because of tax rates in 1917 and was made illegal to mail any type of building across any where

[@Geoooooooooo]

"Charlie Chaplin once entered a look alike contest of himself, and lost." Not only that, but he lost SPECTACULARLY. There was about 40 competitors, and he came 27TH. Lmao

[@mattconrald1673]

Lol

[@unicornpotato0751]

I love that

[@nicominard1631]

imagine not looking enough like yourself

[@Geoooooooooo]

@@staralul I Googled before making the comment

[@queenandcorgis]

Dolly parton lost too 😂

[@redstonegenius2609]

I love how he started this series out of spite and is now spiteful that its popular

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

He’s evolving. Just -backwards- sideways.

[@badeugenecops4741]

Spite, it's underrated.

[@HPBgirl]

Oh forreal? How come?

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

😂😂😂 Larry David opened up a spite store (coffee shop) on Curb Your Enthusiasm... ...and it backfired on him too! 😆

[@sylvie395]

@@HPBgirl I think he’s spiteful about it’s success bc all of his other videos take so much effort and hours of editing to make but we keep asking for videos about useless information which takes no effort at all and is super easy to do.

[@brotemca8020]

You forgot to mention my favourite bit! The Beatles' LOTR movie was turned down by Tolkein himself, due to having lived three doors down from them in 1964. He described the sounds of them practising as "indescribable", which I'm sure is a very evocative term for a writer of his calibre.

[@InflatablePlane]

As someone who loves being a fountain of useless knowledge, I vibe with this!

[@HexaByte.]

i am the same way 🤣

[@DogloverTravis]

“A potato and bacon are not coconuts”

[@bobmiller7502]

@@DogloverTravis we live and leaarn everyday travis, who would of thought, NOT coconuts, crazy man,,

[@DogloverTravis]

@@bobmiller7502 sure is crazy

[@Blue_Salamander8]

Teacher - “Now remember everyone there will be a test on this later”

[@reapingbennefits]

@@charlzker why though lol

[@BlackLegVinesmokeSanji]

Me ugh can you repeat the vidio

[@NotRainbowOfTheLego]

Then proceeds to have different questions that we also didnt study for

[@Blue_Salamander8]

@@NotRainbowOfTheLego I had a teacher who did that one time in 8th grade. We had one question from a book we read. The book we read however, was the shortened version and didn’t include the moment it referenced. The teacher than proceeded to instead of say, get rid of the question, he told us the answer ONCE and then proceeded to put the question on the FINAL EXAM!

[@hi_im_bored527]

@@Blue_Salamander8 that’s just sad

[@themuskratianempire]

“The patent for the fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire” I r o n y

[@maqasafarli5541]

More like Firony

[@craigmccune6066]

@@maqasafarli5541 Shut

[@mr.mystery6429]

@@craigmccune6066 no u

[@mr.mystery6429]

@William Lake no u no u no u no u

[@hydrolito]

Some body somewhere should of had a receipt for it.

[@pokey-ee4cv]

You questioned the popularity of these videos. Your narration is engaging and enthusiastic. The video is interesting and keeps the pace very well while not being busy or difficult to track. These really are a delight to watch. They're the "comic strips" of art, really. It's fun and easily accessible entertainment that is very well done. And you should know that the popularity of these have brought you to the attention of people like me, who rarely use KZbin for anything but listening to music.

[@jaredkennedy6576]

So the cost of gas in 2009 sent me down a little rabbit hole on gas prices vs oil prices. I get that there are other expenses beyond the cost of crude, but why is the cost of gas in 2023 around double what it was in 2009, while the WTI index is within a few dollars? It's corporate greed. That's it.

[@anoonymouse4861]

Now do "A solid 12 years of useless information" and now you made school free for every student watching

[@cookiehawk]

;-;

[@allftw2677]

@@pufflepoint hahahhahahahahah IT IS

[@flylogan2954]

And the best comment award goes too...

[@aleks3203]

underated comment

[@xray8876]

13*

[@nicolasinguanti9986]

At least It doesn’t last 5 hours and I’m not forced to remember it because there’s gonna be a test about it.

[@agustinvenegas5238]

ain't that the realest thing i've seen today

[@Xedrie]

*Relatable*

[@millermiller3439]

Where is school 5 hours instead of 7?

[@steveminecraft4364]

5 hours? We get 7

[@Jackgalaga]

yeah imagine that, it would have no reason!

[@anubis_atg]

how the heck can a backwards marathon world record be faster than the normal marathon world record?

[@TeamTORG]

Its a half marathon

[@jamesnaile3661]

Wouldn't a backwards marathoner be 2.62 miles?

[@ittaiklein8541]

Why - 2.62 ?

[@lordkreigs1978]

Tomatoes are fruits, and yet 1:31 "Tomatoes are the official "vegetable" of New Jersey. I just CAN'T be the only one to have caught that.

[@ClaudeSac]

I just did not want to comment.

[@levilynde8220]

I’m on vacation so this is as productive as it gets

[@bingus516]

Same

[@Carny4020]

Bruh same

[@brianrivera7889]

Wut u work as

[@GameyGaming]

Oh hey _me too lol_

[@Rainkit]

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled so this is a welcome distraction

[@StarryOak76]

“Rabbits not being able to vomit” that is an extremely important thing to know for bunny owners!

[@relser187]

That makes me wonder if there are scientists who SPECIFICALLY run tests to see if certain animals can vomit…

[@catchara1496]

@@relser187 yes, and rats also can’t

[@Bumblexo]

Neither can horses

[@galenicalhoover6508]

@@catchara1496 Temple University School of Pharmacy pharmacology lab last demonstration was feeding a bunny an oral lethal dose of nicotine. It was horrific. Two different kinds of seizures the last one so bad the bunny broke its own back. We were told at the time that bunnies unlike humans cannot vomit up a poison. Why was this demonstration done? To get our attention. Make no mistakes because stuff like this will happen to our human patients. In my 40 years of practice, if I ever have ANY doubt about a prescription, IT DOES NOT GET FILLED. I have thrown away thousands of dollars worth of compounds because I had doubt about how it was made. I remember that damn bunny like it was yesterday.

[@neey3832]

not exactly, if rabbits did vomit, it wouldn't change anything

[@Unknown17]

I assure you that eye-rolling had a "negative connotation" WELL before the 1980's! I was born in 1958, and, as early as kindergarten, an eye-roll toward either Mom or Dad would earn me a slap. They would say, "Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man!" It took a lot of discipline to curtail my eye-rolling activities! I'm sure any senior watching this video would absolutely concur with me. Facts that you get out of a book somewhere can't hold a candle to actual experience!

[@armokil]

6:35 ‘potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut’ best fact of the video hands down

[@avocados1707]

Agreed

[@x3k258]

“A solid 30 minutes of extreme trivia questions you will need to know at game night” Fixed your title

[@big4head381]

I chuckled Emotions are nice

[@Sansibit]

@@big4head381 same

[@sadistfurret4205]

Like i would actually remember that

[@dannydevitosdogscousin2370]

haha, im on a trivia team and im watching these to "study"

[@ssh2449]

"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" Thanks for the clarification

[@jan_harald]

they also share that with most humans...

[@user___name2468]

@@jan_harald nah im a coconut

[@sharkdogs]

I'll be honest, I was looking for this comment

[@gracefvl.]

@@user___name2468 really? Im a sammich

[@inkamacron]

@@gracefvl. Really? I’m a squid.

[@ItsGubbinTime]

My roommate was fixated on hand washing his dishes, saying it saves water. I nearly lost my mind because there was still food stuck to pans and shit too he just sucked at hand washing.

[@nopeyadayadayada1248]

Sir this is hands down my favorite video on KZbin. You knocked it out of the park.

[@sarabwall]

His FBI agent must be so confused with his search history

[@ItalianCountryball11]

😂😂😂

[@adamwilding9520]

Austin you can't just keep one-upping yourself like this 2029: A solid day of useless information

[@theharoldsshow]

2050: A Solid Week of Useless Information

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

2070: All Information.

[@MrKaju01]

2100: All Useless Information about The Afterlife (REAL EXPERIENCE)

[@shelvacu]

2035: The world record for the longest string of useless information is this video, clocking in at 45 hours, 20 minutes, and 20 seconds.

[@chase1069]

2077 A solid year of information on the 2020 game made about this year

[@walterwhite9409]

I rewatch all these videos when I’m sick, currently can’t eat solid food so this is a very mind numbing way to disassociate. Thank you very much sir.

[@ThomasLeonard454]

OMG this is freaking Brilliant. I can't remember 1 of your statements but this kept my attention untill it was finished. Great stuff.

[@andy1354]

I just wasted 30 minutes of my day hearing things I’m gonna never remember and I’m proud

[@nick_leitch]

Honey can’t spoil and polar bears are left handed, the only ones I can remember

[@JonatasAdoM]

Better than 70% of what we consume daily to be honest

[@imillusion492]

I do this at school every day but i never feel proud

[@galaxymaster4526]

Same bro

[@HouseofEvilNexusRule]

It's not 30 minutes wasted if I speed it up to 2x :3

[@RyKaB17]

"Potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" I can't man...

[@danielmyslivec8926]

time?

[@isaacdanoob2434]

@@danielmyslivec8926 6:35

[@collinbagwell7900]

He isn't wrong though.

[@hbxit1888]

.

[@shinjisan2015]

that one got me too.... wh...wa.... wu... what? ROFLMAO

[@raysapaw]

Sunday. Severe bachake. I so needed this. Thank you.

[@ryan_0000]

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I WAS KIDNAPPED AND THE GUY WOULD ONLY LET ME GO IF I KNEW THE TEMPERATURE OF Springfield, MO, USA, on 2/1/11 TUE (5:55am)

[@Pixelcraftian]

“I should get out of here before they call the cops” Who walks into their garden to see a random person saying common names whilst a drone is spinning around them

[@Yiehh]

E

[@Yiehh]

E

[@asdkfjsldkf]

E

[@metalsapka5428]

no matter where i look i always see u

[@HeidenLam]

@@metalsapka5428 F

[@Cimlite]

_"911, what is your emergency?"_ - _"Yes, hello. There's a man, standing in a field... reading off popular baby names from the 50ies, while a drone circles him! COME QUICK!"_

[@ellie.bowers.]

I feel I should comment

[@darth_shadow7924]

Ngl Karens might be the only ones that has an ability to do this reason: Intruding on Private Property most presumably

[@frankzhang866]

*italic*"miss in mot sure that qualifies as an emergency.

[@philtarpehdixon7441]

Stay where you are. Do not try to confront him yourself. Bolt your doors and keep everything secure indoors. We would love to come, but there is a real crime going on somewhere and he is not black.

[@lillyw2695]

that is the worst spelling of "the 50s" i have ever read. thank you.

[@callabeth258]

I was surprised by the sales of CDs and vinyls fact not because vinyls are more popular again but because I didn’t realise that CDs were already available in the 80s

[@sslushi506]

6:43 to 7:49 sounds exactly like a piece of dialogue I would hear in a dream that somehow carries the entire plot, causing me to wake up in a cold sweat, and vaguely remember while stressing over trying to figure out what it meant.

[@colinking5745]

"asthma causes kids to miss 10 million school days every year" me who knows there's only 365 days in a year:

[@llkg9]

Kids: who feel like there are 10 million days in the school year

[@insiidioux]

Get this to 365 likes

[@vixy2321]

When I read that the video said that and It was so perfectly timed

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

@@llkg9 Definitely not there's like 170 or something. I don't actually know but it's around that

[@llkg9]

@@NoThankUBeQuiet Thank you for clarifying. I thought there were actually 10 million. So it's NOT going to take 59k years for my kids to graduate? 🤣

[@DaBestNub]

Of course the letters T H E would be the most used in the Nancy Drew series

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I guess that mystery is solved.

[@whirlwind872]

I was wondering why H was used so much.

[@urishitapawar]

I didn't really get the joke, could you please explain it to me? 😅

[@jonathansmith1281]

@@urishitapawar The letters T, H, and E spell the word "the" which is used in most (if not all) of the book titles.

[@urishitapawar]

@@jonathansmith1281 Ohhhhhhhh 😮 Got it, thanks a lot for telling! 😁🤍🤎

[@cynicalrabbit915]

I just find your smooth deadpan delivery relaxing. Better than ASMR for resting. Sadly no tingles.

[@hospitalgal101]

This is far and away one of the best videos on the platform

[@insertname.5985]

I like how the fire hydrant’s patent was destroyed in a fire.

[@lilgaymarker]

you became the very thing you swore to destroy (or the other way around, i dunno)

[@jeffthebass6212]

@@lilgaymarker you got destroyed by the very thing you swore to destroy

[@TalesGrimm]

The fire was trying to save itself lol

[@capapofa]

Ironic

[@lukemimnagh4185]

@ insert name, must resist the urge to like

[@craftymuffin3066]

“There’s so many productive things you could be doing” well it’s my lunch break and I’m eating soup

[@aperson8847]

Soup

[@doritomuncher_429]

Soup

[@JimmysLimeadeStand]

Soup

[@simeonclegg1576]

soup

[@sunimod1895]

Salad

[@rachedenO]

I usually scroll past this series on my home page, however now i'm tipsy with nowhere to go in a hotel room what perfect timing for this!

[@janetbuck2007]

how am I just now finding this??!!?? I LOVE IT!!❤

[@humanbeing2282]

I like how this series started as a banal middle finger to one asshole commenter and now it’s one of the most popular series on the channel. It’s truly an inspiration

[@tepotatopugstarwars3040]

An inspiration to what be an a hole commenter so KZbinrs get ideas for good videos?

[@user-zq7dd3hm9k]

"Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes" It's a fact

[@taelim6599]

Together, we can put an end to this.

[@Kecreeper]

@@taelim6599 i'd rather not 😳

[@InsaniumZ]

@@Kecreeper Haha

[@veljkoangelovski5349]

oh my god..... this changes everything......

[@gigachad69000]

Love your pfp lol haven't seen that in a while

[@Moridin69]

“It is of course better to know useless things than to know nothing.” by Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[@roadcone76]

Just found this. What a hoot! Great to listen to while doing puzzles.

[@aminamokhtari7708]

As a histopathologist, the fact that my field of work being the number one piece of useless information hit me in the feels 😭 😭

[@soldier1913]

Damn

[@sugarkane1571]

I’m sure it’s a very important study, but for non-medical students we just see every subcategory of medicine as “medical studies”

[@glittergrapefruit5843]

what course did you study to become a histopathologist? Also is it a good/ fun job I'm really interested in it!

[@jakubcejka9109]

Skill issue

[@antoninbourdin163]

@@glittergrapefruit5843 it's a great job

[@688case3]

this is like having a conversation with my grandpa

[@chriswebster24]

He sounds interesting and wise. You’re very lucky to have him as your grandpa. Obviously, none of us will be around forever, but he’s older than you are, so be sure to enjoy him as much as you can, and to appreciate having him in your life, and be sure that he knows how much you do. I wish I’d taken that advice while I still could. You still can, so take advantage of it.

[@rp.630]

@@chriswebster24 wow

[@Snarl_Marx]

This is like having a conversation with myself.

[@bellautopia818]

What's your grandpa's number? x I'm 😋🤗🤔😹😹😹...but forrealzies...🤔🙏🤔🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜

[@bellautopia818]

@@chriswebster24 thank you for speaking the same language comedy and wisdom and love go hand in hand 🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜💜🙏

[@quincycostello6726]

wow. this video has really enlightened me. before, i never knew that bacon and potatoes were not coconuts, but now i do.

[@DylanDraper-bc3ow]

“The horse raced past the barn fell” is something I cannot wrap my mind around

[@idealab5289]

Think of it as "the horse that was raced past the barn fell"

[@DylanDraper-bc3ow]

@@idealab5289 the horse (that raced past the barn) fell down?

[@idealab5289]

@@DylanDraper-bc3ow The horse itself didn't race. It was raced. The horse (that was) raced past the barn fell

[@BloodyBay]

​@@idealab5289 Ohhh, there's a thought. I took that sentence as "fell" in its uncommonly used Adjective form instead of as a Past Tense Verb. "The horse raced past the barn unholy" or "The horse ran swiftly past the wicked barn." It's still a little archaic and awkward, but it makes sense. 🤔

[@mxdnight1]

6:35 "Potatoes and bacon serve a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" GENIUS who could've thought

[@kngsvg8201]

that sht cracked me up 😂😂

[@stevenstewart3414]

Ergo, since neither potatoes nor bacon migrate, coconuts do.

[@51hankyspanky7]

I've always wondered about that.

[@ashemgold]

Cannot argue with that!

[@arfansthename]

Everything in this universe is either a coconut or not

[@facelessfigure7985]

"Most people lose about 30% of their taste buds while flying in an airplane" So THAT'S the deal with airline food...

[@GogiRegion]

You joke, but that’s actually where that comes from. Food tastes weird on a plane because of the pressure, so it’s enough of a universal experience to make a good joke.

[@xiro6]

its caused by the extreme low humidity. Also its believed the constant noise also contributes to it.

[@Firstthunder]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Science people say the funniest stuff.

[@gn8ce]

UR JUST AN HATER OF AIRLINE FOOD! I WILL RAGE BECAUSE IT IS SO TASTY IN FACT I STOLE AN AIRLINES CAFE FOOD ANDMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY

[@fifilulu5999]

@@gn8ce was that a joke, or are you the joke?

[@humanguy1]

Thanks for giving me the last 20 questions of my Quizbowl game for school.

[@meiyashi424]

I never realized how much I hated useless information until I watched this. Your deadpan yet “disappointed in humanity” type of narration is exactly the vibe that fits a video like this.

[@austinmcconnell]

Share this video while I go look into the history of knocker-upper knocker-upper knocker-uppers.

[@Flint_Inferno]

You should get input from other creators on KZbin for more of these videos. Tom Scott comes to mind.

[@paulsangiorgio3093]

so you're really gonna reference "51 Famous Filmmakers In 10 Minutes" and not only keep it unlisted but not give any context to where you're referencing all those youtube comments from?

[@Finn_01]

Thank you, I will retain all of this information so I can flash back to it while I'm doing a math test

[@davidnotonstinnett]

But who wakes up the knocker upper knocker-upper knocker-uppers?

[@DisasterxUs]

Please include if there is any connection to the slang term "knocked up." I really need to know but not enough to research for myself. Thanks.

[@jml6263]

I physically nodded when he said "Still here?" as if to get him to get on with it and dispense me my useless facts.

[@Krankify]

I did that "frown smile" thing people do, then said "yup" and laughed as if he was right here ._.

[@jml6263]

@BLVGaming / Y1000 nods

[@gabrielvilliard3223]

I'm programming a simple flash cards game, I ran out of questions to ask but I think this will help me lot!

[@ShoeTheGreyCat]

This video was the exact length it took for me to do a mind numbingly boring computer training course. Having it on in the background made it not an awful experience.

[@TheNunududu]

Austin: "There are so many productive things you could be doing right now." Me: "Useless fact number 1."

[@AlexeiLjanej]

@Jeffery Jerome We love the Australians... but yes, they did lose a war to mf EMUS From new Zealand 🇳🇿

[@aaronleoxylive852]

"Did you do it?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "30 Minutes."

[@ananditasaxena8022]

you have summoned the marvel fandom

[@cheekybastard1018]

So did I 😂 It may be useless information, but it’s not boring.

[@Wolf_runner12]

People why are u watching this? Are you like being fed with horseshiatttt? Smash a dislike, he just made $ and waste your time!

[@ziadayoub2405]

@@Wolf_runner12 WE BROUGHT THIS ON TO OUR SELFS, WE CHOSE TO WATCH AND HONESTLY, NO REGRETS

[@aaronleoxylive852]

@@Wolf_runner12 He did warn us. He isn't the one to blame for, for "wasting our time". To be honest, it's our own fault that we clicked on this video. It's our own choice whether to watch this video, and to click off this video. To blame someone that posted a video and telling their viewers that they wasted their time is a dumb reason to hate on their actions.

[@yeah____youdude.sorrymaam2298]

Need more that didn’t feel like 30min that was time travel. For real

[@erickcastillo267]

I think my favorite part was the drone going around in circles as Austin said all 40 names, the footage almost felt like what you see in a "Continue?" screen of Soul Calibur or Tekken.

[@jeddparra5984]

"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" *OH REALLY*

[@bribri7872]

I am also not a coconut .... *or am I*

[@J.Millhouse]

@@wramg You and I are not really coconuts... or ARE we?? *theme music plays

[@mrlel1873]

HHAAHAHAHAH this fucking killed me

[@xandi8756]

can i get a time stanp

[@hazmat2823]

It does say useless information...

[@stealthpoint]

Imagine if all colors were named after fruits. “My favorite color is banana”

[@OmegaTheSillyWolf]

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PLUM (the purple ones, not the pinkish red ones lol)

[@etakambient2670]

blueberry

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

My favorite color is Granny Smith apples

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

@@OmegaTheSillyWolf, Instantly exposed the flaw with this system.

[@OmegaTheSillyWolf]

@@Jaydee-wd7wr lol true. Maybe our established system should stay in place

[@bd2970]

More of these, please!!!

[@rubendejo]

I did not know I needed this today 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@modifiedakm2651]

"I dont know how to play our taxes but I know that rabbits dont vomit"

[@AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

Playing your taxes is more fun than paying them

[@ashwantsicecream]

horses don't vomit either

[@MrPizzaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@DEEJMASTER 333 same

[@raleo7466]

Pigeons don't have a sense of fullness so they may die due to overeating. Also, some birds have to swallow and vomit rocks to help with digestion

[@BloodyBay]

Rats can't vomit either; it's an anatomic impossibility for them. That's why Strychnine is so effective against them; Strychnine may (occasionally) cause vomiting in other animals - including humans - but rats can't do anything but digest it and die. Same with rabbits, apparently. Please don't keep the rat poison in Little Bunny Foofoo's cage, thanks. 😕

[@burakalp34]

His voice was so full of joy while saying: "Strawberrys have up to 200 seeds"

[@lukassyversen]

Damn why no spoileralert😭😭😭

[@NicoZombie23]

@@lukassyversen why you looking in the comments before watching the whole video if you dont want spoilers wtf

[@lukassyversen]

@@NicoZombie23 hahah you were the comment that came up when i opened the vid

[@lukassyversen]

@@NicoZombie23 was also a joke, not really a problem to get things spoiled given how useless information this is hahah

[@kalisworl]

you should make another 30 minute long video of useless information, this is very enjoyable!

[@kronosomni2805]

The most likely scenario with the camera you mentioned is probably a lot less foggy if you look at it like this. What I think probably happened, is that they did a limited release market test somewhere that was fairly quiet and far away from large cities, and the test went poorly, hence the scrapped idea. If the statistics you see don't match what you would expect in a small sample size, sometimes companies jump the gun.

[@2xxRasor]

"Honey does not spoil." This is useful.

[@kcasc_hd]

Roasted Wolly mamoth trunk in honey crust. The newest ingredient are the spices everything else is 4000-40000 years old

[@JonatasAdoM]

Because it is bad to begin with ; )

[@KOYORIDE]

Oh. I guess this isn't the video I was looking for. Thanks.

[@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741]

Repent to Jesus Christ!!!! “When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought me joy.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭94:19‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[@Chuckf66]

@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 HAIL SATAN! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

[@Flint_Inferno]

"Honey does not spoil." Sadly this video was not sponsored by Honey or that could have been a good segue.

[@cj-3810]

The first correct spelling of segue for its intended purpose on the internet I’ve seen in the past two decades

[@bonezoner9999]

@@cj-3810 I’ve been living a lie, I’ve always thought it was Segway, like the vehicle.

[@youtubeneedstochange4414]

@@bonezoner9999 Ah yes, the invention whose owner killed himself while trying to test out the product.

[@ARCHIVED9610]

@@youtubeneedstochange4414 uhhhh lets talk about bees instead

[@notimportant914]

"Tony Toni Toe-NAY" made me laugh harder than it should have. 😂

[@karmagrrrl9231]

I have no idea what I was expecting but this is better that whatever my expectations for a video with this title would ever be There is interesting facts and useless facts that are arranged in a way that i stay engaged the whole video

[@MyoticTesseract]

Fun fact: I once upset my grandmother as a kid because she wanted to go up the Empire State Building but I am deathly afraid of heights so we didn’t go

[@fortepiano1196]

ok

[@maxjohnson1448]

Ok

[@stevenmcboi3252]

Ok

[@alyssaooo2671]

very fun fact, i love that fact

[@TheFagerlund]

ok

[@Firazoid]

I love the underlying frustration, the near resentment, that this series is somehow your most popular production. It almost certainly has some level of sincerity to it, and it works incredibly well on a comedic level. Like you are recognizing, and resigning yourself to the phrase "Give the people what they want." I love it. Also if you see this, do another panel at Visioncon. I missed the year you were there.

[@marthatitus5341]

He keeps getting more and more disappointed that this is what his life has come to XD I love it

[@ericvondell5157]

Useless Information Is ALL Phantom Knows!!! THIS Was The BEST KZbin video Yet!💖🥰🎉🥳

[@prestonhunter45]

I’m hoping that the more I watch these, the more that will get stuck in my head

[@CalebTibster]

As someone with ADHD, these videos are by my favorite of the ones you make. Just random bits of information to satisfy my thirst for knowledge without having to fight my short attention span.

[@a.t.9654]

@Whitespace what a great and informative comment

[@mr.knowitall5019]

@@a.t.9654 Same

[@SievertSchreiber]

Does this mean I have ADHD? I like this content 🤔

[@CalebTibster]

@@SievertSchreiber “Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, or I need to go see a doctor.”

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

It's all the fun of KZbin spirals, packaged in one easily accessible video.

[@rycrafter616]

When he gets to 8 hours, he should just name the video “school”

[@phoenixwrong2493]

Nah, 11 years

[@rycrafter616]

Lol

[@patrykdabrowski1788]

*C H L O R O P H Y L*

[@denny5776]

@@phoenixwrong2493 nah 1.5 - 2 decades

[@denny5776]

@@patrykdabrowski1788 P Y T H A G O R E A N T H E O R E M

[@gregbajari7270]

Why can't I stop watching this! I'm on my fourth video! This is the most useless information EVER! I love it lol! Nice work, I'm subscribing lol

[@BloodyBay]

26:36 "The old man the boat." = "The [elderly people] [operate] the boat." "The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." = "The [group of buildings on the same lot] houses soldiers [of both Married and Single statuses] and their families." "The horse raced past the barn fell." = "The horse [that was] raced past the barn [subsequently] fell" or "The horse [ran] past the [unholy] barn." I _think_ I'm getting the hang of these Garden Path sentences. Thanks, Austin! 😁

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Sequel Idea: 30 minutes of productive things you _could_ be doing right now.

[@crispycroissantgamer346]

sounds like a good april fools vid

[@thesovietunion9542]

hahha

[@RobbieSOT]

@@thesovietunion9542 it's them!!!

[@yourloveofmemes9698]

Why must you mock me in this way

[@shhhh6174]

Hey no ok listen I do not come here to BE PRODUCTIVE NO

[@ashikat413]

"there are so many productive things you could be doing right now" Bitch im learning

[@unicorncupcakies]

@@bluzare learning at 1am in the morning is a great way to learn actually i think

[@jessisveryswag]

@@bluzare 6 in the morning for me for some reason ??

[@sonicsphincter6]

"There's so many productive things you could be doing." Bro I did that all day, I just want to not think.

[@elizabethlewis1311]

This was FANTASTIC!

[@jacksonholt4594]

"The longest piece of literature ever written is a fan fiction taking place in the Super Smash Bros universe, over 4 million words long."

[@lolerie]

No, the biggest one is fanfic of LOTR and the Hobbit, "At the Edge of Lasg’len" and The Loud House: Revamped.

[@PHNTMHIVE]

Typing at a speed of 100wpm, it would take 50 minutes of typing every single day since the release of smash bros, to type that many words

[@bettercallmorbius]

Ah, yes, SSB fanfics.

[@tk-5268]

Wrong, it's fallout Equestria

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@PHNTMHIVE multiple people likely worked on it

[@spyrok6607]

AustinMcConnell: "a solid 30 minutes of useless information" Schools: ".. Pathetic"

[@thatboyakira4202]

"How about 12 years?"

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@a.t.4527 r/iamverysmart

[@dogmania2892]

@@thatboyakira4202 I mean, he was just doing a calculation. r/iamverysmart is usually used for people acting smug and using big words, sometimes incorrectly.

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@dogmania2892 so... what should I do? I dont use reddit to much so...

[@penpen5528]

@@a.t.4527 I respect your commitment and I don’t wanna bother checking

[@bigfanbigman]

less than 30 seconds in and you solved an argument I previously had between me and my friends

[@shannonnichols3415]

So funny the Mona Lisa / DaVinci fact about him being left handed popped up…I just watched something about him & it showed him painting left handed and I wondered at the time if he really was a lefty or if it was just an oversight. Because I am a sucker for “useless” factoids, I usually jot down a reminder to myself, but forgot to do so! You are doing a great service to bring a plethora of “useless information” to the masses! It helps keep my old brain functioning at least somewhat and honestly I can talk to just about anyone with (what seems like) some degree of intelligence because I know a few key facts about a whole bunch of things!😂😂 Then again it also gives you a quick glance at a topic of interest you might have never heard or realized an interest before! Very helpful for trivia games, as well! Here’s a few some people may not know: 1. In USA highways, all ODD # Hwys go North & South (Interstate 45 North) & all EVEN # Hwys go East & West (Interstate 10 East) (Obviously, if it’s a loop, it’s a circle, so that doesn’t apply). 2. If you’re not sure which side of your car to pull closer to pump gas, look at your gas gauge…it will have a picture of a gas ⛽️ tank (sorta like that or it may show the nozzle with a drip) on whichever side of the car your gas tank is on. Big help if you have husband and kids cars getting mixed up in the driveway! 3.lawnmowers (unless they changed something) use the tortoise 🐢 (turtle) & hare 🐇 (rabbit) to stand for slow & fast

[@SilverDSlite]

I feel like sometime in the future, Austin will release a video saying he's hidden a treasure somewhere in the world, and the clues to find it are within these videos.

[@g4fly4ever8]

The part where he counts letters from the book titles seems like part of the code

[@faqihawang236]

austinmcconnel arg

[@mrs.pantocow4747]

It's in that island that's for sale for $65,000

[@nomad5544]

@@mrs.pantocow4747 you have to buy the island for $65k in order to win the grand prize of $65,000.01

[@RefoProduction]

no, i cant believe this video is useful

[@chrishudson3798]

"Fire hydrant original patent destroyed by fire" "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

[@The-Blue-Knight]

You underestimate my fire resistance

[@n0us.]

ironic...

[@HasekuraIsuna]

Last year a fire station in my country was badly damage by, you guessed it, a fire.

[@cadietuc]

i have never failed to fall asleep while listening to this, THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@hyperfiz0980]

"Rabbits cannot vomit" Me, who owns a rabbit: *not so useless now*

[@BloodyBay]

*Pet Stores:* * run out of rabbits * *New Wave of Rabbit Owners Worldwide:* *"We will never shampoo critter puke out of our carpets AGAIN!!!"*