A Taco that Craps Ice Cream - SOUTH PARK

The head alien (in the form of a taco, that craps ice cream) explains to the boys that Earth is really a reality television show.
"Cancelled" S07
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INT. SPACE TRACKING CENTER - DUSK
Chef walks in the door of the damaged center with a flashlight. The lights are low and glass and debris is everywhere as if the aliens ransacked the place.
CHEF
JEFF! The aliens took the children up on their ship!
SCIENTIST
Oh no!
CHEF
Did you find out what the aliens are up to?!
The scientist sits down at his terminal.
SCIENTIST
When I reversed the polarities I found this-
He hits a button and a long series of boxes and slashes fills the screen along with a modem sound.
SCIENTIST (CONT'D)
It's a message that the aliens are broadcasting throughout the entire universe. But I have no idea what it says.
CHEF
They took the children, Jeff. I HAVE to know what those aliens are up to!
SCIENTIST
Wait a minute - butt sex.
CHEF
Butt sex?
SCIENTIST
Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? - lubrication - lubra... Chupa - chupacobres - the goat killer of Mexican folklore - folklore is stories form the past that are often fictionalized -fictionalized to heighten drama - drama STUDENT! Students at colleges usually have bicycles - BI _ BINARY!!!! IT'S BINARY CODE!!!
The scientist spins around in his seat and starts typing.
CHEF
Who's having butt sex?
INT. ALIEN SPACESHIP - NIGHT
The alien is now looking like Saddam Hussein, doing a little song and dance.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Hello my honey! Hello my baby! Hello my rag time gal!
The boys are still where they were, but now sitting down. Cartman is actually laying on his belly with his head in his hand.
BOYS
NO.
The alien changes to Missy Elliot.
MISSY
Let me search it gonna work it-
BOYS
No.
Missy changes to Frank Sinatra.
FRANK
Don't piss on the moon, babe
BOYS
NO.
FRANK
Alright, Earthlings, what form do you WANT me to take?!
The boys look at each other.
CARTMAN
How about a taco -- that craps ice cream?
Frank turns into a big taco, with eyes and a mouth and feet and hands (like a taco you might see on a kid's menu)
As it stands there, it craps out some ice cream.
CARTMAN (CONT'D)
Guys?
STAN
I like it.
KENNY
Me too.
The boys all give a golf clap.
TACO
Alright, then we can get back to business! Follow me this way, Earthlings!
The taco starts to leave, crapping ice cream as it does, and the boys follow.
INT. ALIEN SPACESHIP - HALLWAY - NIGHT
A sliding door open and the Taco walks through the same hallway that Cartman was drug down earlier, with the boys following.
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
I want to apologize to you boys for all the spooky, scary stuff. We just needed to get to the malfunctioning uplink relay.
STAN
You mean the thing in Cartman's ass?
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
That's right. See, there are dishes in over 50,000 Earthling's rectums, they are only supposed to come out while in heavy sleep - but your friend's has been malfunctioning.
KYLE
Why do you put them into people's asses? Are you planning some kind of alien take over?
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
Oh heaven's no! We're a production company. We make intergalactic television programs that the whole universe watches.
STAN
Television?
The taco makes it to the other side and walks through another sliding door.
INT. ALIEN SPACESHIP - PRODUCTION CONTROL ROOM
Several visitor aliens are working hard at what appears to be a nice, huge television control room.
The space is very active, With visitors in headsets sitting at monitors and other visitors running around with video tapes and coffee and food.
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
We at Nerzod Productions started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy: the best universal television isn't scripted! It's REAL!
The taco walks up to some large, very nicely presented framed posters of their shows, with elegant lights illuminating them.
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
We started with great shows like "Who Wants to Marry A Gelgamek?" And 'Antares 6 Millionaire'.
(Moving down)
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
And then we had a big hit with "Get me Outta Here, I'm a Klignanian"
The Ice cream walks towards the huge
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
But then, of course, there's our signature show. The greatest universal reality show of all time.
The Ice cream shitting taco walks to the window where Earth is approaching slowly - MUSIC SWELLS.
KYLE
Earth?
ICE CREAM SHITTING TACO
A few billion years ago we realized - What if we took species from all different planets in the Universe and put them together on the SAME planet? Great TV, right?!

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Taken from the episode: Cancelled (2003) from season 7 of South Park (1997-present) This episode originally aired on March 19th 2003 on comedy central! Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled! South Park (1997-present) a Comedy Central original series that's been going strong since 1997. (Fresh reminder: on August 13th 2021, South Park (1997-present) will be24 years old! so be sure to do something to celebrate it's birthday!)

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New game for the ps5 and Xbox series x?

[@mgmstudioserviceskajang6699]

South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!!!😃

[@viennacupcake8700]

I miss CHEF

[@ComicalRealm]

_“Don’t piss on the moon, baby!”_ - Frank Sinatra

[@quickenedddr2461]

"I've come to make an announcement" - SA2 Fandub Eggman.

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God and only way to heaven and escape eternal hellfire

[@megacatlive]

🤣

[@SlapMyBass3825]

I see you on all the channels i follow. Small world, man.

[@IBL15]

@@JimmyBergman7 shut up

[@boataxe4605]

Earth being a reality show that’s watched by aliens is quite poignant.

[@DJDeezNutz]

Feels more true every day.

[@PlanetEarthTeam]

Planetarium Hypothesis, y'all: "To break it down, this hypothesis states that we are not seeing aliens because humanity is in a simulation, and the aliens are the ones running it! To ensure that human beings do not become aware of this fact, they ensure that the simulation presents us with a “Great Silence” whenever we look out and listen to the depths of space."

[@cjkhis1037]

Earth's season 2020 was a rollercoaster, one of the best seasons so far. Season 2021 started strong though

[@Intdbtaddhshs]

Ans We aint done yet!!

[@MulToyVerse]

But ratings are starting to lag since the orange leader guy was replaced by a giant douche and turd sandwitch.

[@Juankarosemena]

We are famous!!!

[@Siaynoq8]

Shut the fuck up.

[@xijinping3317]

I think the ww2 special would always be the best

[@cameronriddle109]

"Asians, bears, ducks, Jews, deer, and Hispanics all trying to live side by side on one planet. It's great!" Lmao possibly the greatest line in the history of television.

[@sambaxter3304]

nice and subtle. but it adds up

[@mikeohawk95]

It’s our world, but about every world, each world has one or more sentient races and billion animals each!

[@mikeohawk95]

2:54 will the thetans from Scientology turn problems into everyday lives and entertainment everyday! No joke

[@mikeohawk95]

Even reason fir anal probe antennas, to board cast entire towns across the universe

[@pkingglazersout6665]

That title is literally the most South Park thing I have ever heard

[@psychxmania]

literally

[@humankinglobetard3000]

The alien deserves credit for being patient enough to go through all that shape-shifting.

[@lazarus8453]

" Yeah we never do that on earth " I love the weird silence after Cartman says this .

[@jefflemere4609]

I agree, why? such hypocrisy.

[@youngmasterzhi]

Not on a planetary scale though

[@righthandstep5]

I agree with csrtman in theory. But reality says I'd reply with "out loud"

[@StillTheVoid]

That missy Elliott part...💀☠😂🤣

[@bertk3923]

Haha South Park had an intergalactic cable episode over 10 years before Rick and morty

[@aeoey5251]

Intergalactic *

[@thetoaster1595]

It's the same word

[@hush7652]

This isn't even the same thing at all this is like the game show giant head episode.

[@bertk3923]

@@hush7652 amazing observation. The shows aren’t the same show

[@hush7652]

@@bertk3923 Then why did you just compare them and use the wrong episode as an example of them being the same ??? Lool

[@CanonGames]

0:57 DON'T PISS ON THE MOON, BABE! LOOOOOL

[@agent_w.]

“wait a minute... butt 💲e X” no no, he has a point...

[@TBoneTony]

I know now, that is Binary Code. Chef: Who's having Buttsax?

[@agent_w.]

“A Taco that Craps Ice Cream” sounds like the fever dream of a 14 year old

[@throatychunk]

isn't that all of south park?

[@austinfiregaming9740]

Freakin’ sweet

[@tobes_6665]

Does your entire vocabulary consist of only those two words?

[@monkeystuff661]

Peter griffins catchphrase

[@HeyChris04]

@Crawled Out Of Plato's Cave no he not he real person

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Peter

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Peter griffin

[@xacv1402]

Since this episode came out ...I feel like we're all living this episode everyday

[@Mr_krabz_mcfc]

I miss the cartman trying become a millionaire episodes.. Like crack baby Olympics...and the KFC one...

[@lautarojavierfernandezpric7729]

And the kickstarter company, or the one where he does become a millonaire and buy an amusement park.

[@mofospeedracer1131]

Plus becoming a christian rock artist and trying to get their picture taken with Britney Spears so they can sell a picture of them with her for lots of money

[@Konterfeit]

what do you mean "miss"? All South Park episodes can be watched for free on their website. Except a select few like 200 and 201. Those are the ones I miss.

[@Mr_krabz_mcfc]

@@Konterfeit as in they font make enough of them type episodes

[@jam9852]

Do the handicap go to hell and probably Are the best because cartman gets sent away by jesus

[@rutkettu]

This is amazing, must have been a real inspiration to Rick and Morty,

[@gilangalfarizi6460]

u mean the interdimensional cables episode? lol def

[@early20rager63]

Thats why you’ll here rick throw in a few south park episode references

[@kanye_north11]

0:46 why do I love this so much

[@Spingebil]

Because it’s cute and funny in an odd way.

[@micah3331]

Saddam J. Frog?

[@francescomarino1288]

That taco poops in a very subtle way

[@ecardullo10]

I love episodes where the boys work together.

[@dallaskoivu502]

The fundamental truth of this episode gets clearer every year The aliens must’ve found the last few years pretty damn entertaining

[@owenlyons.]

HEY ! We don't take kindly to tacos dropping number 2's around here 😡

[@nickgruver5244]

Now Owen he ain't hurting nobody.

[@DEthe5150]

​@@nickgruver5244 NO! I wanna know sumthin from Mr. Taco Ice Cream Crapper here! If you tacos are from Central America areas of Mexico and Nicaragua, how come you crap ice cream, which is prone to be made only in wet, colder regions?!

[@nickgruver5244]

@@DEthe5150 now I want no trouble

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

he could literally drop a chocolate hotdog.

[@jeffadams4590]

This theory makes sense. I may be on TV right now so I can't talk anymore.

[@aranerem3767]

I love how crazy the show is

[@carlosguevara5950]

We never do that on earth.. they nailed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gaudencio5964]

Omfg the work it one was fucking hilarious

[@maliabletick9557]

Chef was asking the real question

[@bentowers7743]

yep

[@Str1pe0ne]

I miss chef :(

[@thelonewolf7443]

Butters, you are GROUNDED! Get off the KZbin comment section young man 😡

[@Str1pe0ne]

@@thelonewolf7443 Gosh, dang it...

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

Is no one talking about how Nerzod Productions start nearly seven billion years before the universe was created?

[@grokeffer6226]

Cartman's rectal hoopa-joop is HUGE !!

[@隻狼-n5s]

wow that was so deep

[@fizzy-matrix4400]

R.I.P Chef

[@JamesMayhugh]

0:46 AAAAGGHH RELAX GUYYYYY

[@name_and_alias]

the way they're outraged at the end at what the aliens are doing but after realizing their hypocrisy is priceless

[@ReneCarmonaCaimito]

how fast they get past outrage and realization, is what separates the children from the adults

[@雪鷹魚英語培訓的領航]

The clapping is such a nice detail.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

"How about a taco that craps ice cream?"

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God 🦁

[@69replieslol]

@@JimmyBergman7 god is my mom

[@RichardCano]

Trey’s Missy Elliot impression was always my favorite part of this scene.

[@youtubedisciple5090]

"wait a minute... buttsex." what a way to start a conspiracy theory

[@rainz-wu3sx]

0:46 therapist: there is no such thing as Mexican stalin sir. Mexican stalin:

[@Elitecommando501]

That’s Saddam Hussein you idiot 😂😂😂

[@cartoonz1902]

Watch out for ice cream droppings

[@phillipbonner5215]

A chicken that farts out ducks would be funny.

[@gammarey7070]

the clapping at 1:14 gets me everytime, HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@MetalGameRising]

"You're turning people's problems into entertainment". Then they realize: they're South Park.

[@Nelsea7190]

well thats an earth shattering revelation.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Taco-Man and I going to fight those aliens.

[@IvyFreeman]

0:57 😂😂

[@7Risen7Phoenix7]

The scientist's line of thought is very similar to mine...

[@vermillionwarrior3968]

"Don't piss on the moon, babe..." Classic.

[@q8tenchi]

0:52 - 0:56 I should make this my ringtone

[@supernovagirl5741]

Missy Elliott though 🤣

[@therealsimpshady1641]

The best part!

[@noob1n8or]

This aged *really* well.

[@amandabocchi]

This was one of the funniest episodes I've ever seen. Genial. And it makes sense, a very dark humour if you think further.

[@jamiebullock2023]

I’m a fan of the show from Series 1-15 as my era, which I prefer in my own style. For a taco that poops Ice Cream, would be a magical treat.

[@DavidHulse-gy3ys]

I can’t believe Matt and Trey predicted A.I. generated images!

[@americanpaisareturns9051]

That’s no Taco. That’s a glorious Mexican.

[@Pekeno_Studios]

Best serie of th universe

[@silverblade357]

Cartman deserves a genius grant for this!

[@ericgale4514]

One of my favorite episodes

[@awesomegirl877]

would you rather live with an ice cream pooping taco, or a taco pooping ice cream sundae?

[@sabreejohnson1551]

No

[@ryanc1478]

I'd have a scatological relationship with the taco.

[@labs_jackson]

0:57 don't piss on the moooonnnn, baby 😅

[@wilhelmburgdorf9039]

Season 4543002021 of “Earth” was a banger. I’m excited for season 4543002022. My favorite season though was 4543001914 when that Bosnian-Serb teenager caused everyone to get mad at each other.

[@QuizRox]

Thank you! I was struggling with getting into the Cinqo De Mayo spirit and this is exactly what I needed. Arriba!

[@Juankarosemena]

Yeah! We would never do that on earth

[@Sophie-hl5hq]

LMAO Saddam Hussein 🤣

[@mgmstudioserviceskajang6699]

South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!😃

[@dillongause7528]

U are asking for something in September in the least and October at the most.

[@dillongause7528]

Stop it

[@dillongause7528]

Now!

[@aaronlucena2255]

South Park season 24 will air in June 23-August 25 2021 that’s this summer

[@redcr33perproductions]

@@aaronlucena2255 evidence?

[@lenin17301560]

"A Planet of Deer, a Planet of Asian"

[@therealryangranger4887]

Who else is surprised that Cartman didn’t try to eat the icecream?

[@channelwarrior861]

Season 7 Episode 1

[@randumip]

0:46

[@michaelsantichannel]

Bro the ice cream went out 💀 1:20

[@rachelpogue66]

Don't piss on the moon, babe

[@AnthonyGarcia-wb8xv]

Lol Missy Elliot 😂

[@jdaddy813]

As I write this in May of 2022, I can’t help but wonder if there is in fact a show called Earth in a galaxy far far away.

[@branchyapple]

Conspiracy theories will loves this

[@Doctor4077]

Missed opportunity to not have “humans” be one of the species introduced by aliens and instead have them evolve naturally. Now that would have made great television. “On today’s Earth, the one simian family is ready to bring a new child to the world. But little do they know that their little baby boy might be a little more special than the others.”

[@micah3331]

If the universe in South Park is a reality tv show, what is Hell supposed to be?

[@jorgeacamacho1764]

I love to see these aliens in hazbin hotel and helluva boss

[@penguinmaster7]

the funny thing is this kinda makes sense

[@MrPilgrim]

The way it craps ice cream as it walks tho

[@ImmortalDuke]

Salty but sweet

[@batfang25animations39]

This episode wasnt a episode it was a warning

[@kevinmccance2777]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

[@photomukund]

Yes, Aliens....please take over 🙏. We messed up the show

[@Fatherkronos]

“Psalty” taco

[@tomdragamer]

So did they start with dinosaurs and when those got wiped out, they dropped off some cavemen?

[@phantomform4171]

Asians, bears, ducks, jews, deers, and Hispanics, all trying to live together" Yes, completely incompatible creatures indeed lol Cracks me up how blatant this show was. Just raw and offensive. God the future sucks now.

[@horizonhunter2247]

Prediction of egg-man pissing on the moon meme at 0:57

[@slypto]

lemme sterch it gonna work it aflilpinneveheh

[@hoodedshadow7]

A taco that poops ice cream, awesome mascot ever. Wish it was real and real ice cream tacos

[@rockysolid4200]

Remember when Earth became imprisoned from the rest of the universe? What happened to that?

[@boogieman8827]

They need cartman in crew for creativity and strategy

[@DPK365]

Great Alien troll job lol

[@M1ckTheMan]

This great podcast I follow called Midnight Burger borrowed this concept, and went WAY more dark with it!

[@chickenonanapkin]

GET ME OUT OF HERE, I’M A KLIGLINIAN!

[@noahhradek5426]

Nobody knows how true this is.

[@Unclebennis.]

Entertain god and you will see how fun things can get ;))

[@noahhradek5426]

Who are you? Are you an alien or a minion of the supermind?@@Unclebennis.

[@mikem7992]

Does anyone know the background music at 1:47 - 2:08? Great episode by the way!!

[@joshuafouse1715]

What music?

[@kimberlywright6504]

@@joshuafouse1715 put the volume up.

[@1No1R]

0:57 😂😂😂

[@chrismacdonald4570]

Eff this I'm going for ice cream and tacos.

[@sloanewalker42]

In the new season, I want to see more of Stan and Wendy, Tweek and Craig, Kennys relationship with Karen and more Butters.

[@cihloun]

yes , of course