A Tale of Two Banes

Tragic to see the failed marriage of Latino Bane and Welsh Bane. Honestly just heartbreaking.
Also, I have no idea what the hell accent Dark Knight Bane is supposed to have, but Wikipedia says it's based on a welsh guy, and "Welsh Bane" sounded the funniest to me lmao.
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[@butters-709]

“It’s all about when we met, It’s never about what you’ve become” Words of wisdom

[@DeadpoolX9]

That hit deep ngl

[@VeganSemihCyprus33]

The hidden truth revealed 🌳The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🌳

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

says the guy who became nothing but a literal joke.

[@kingofcards9516]

-Master oogway The art of dating.

[@Foxstorm1604]

Five seconds ago, he wasn't bothered when talking about the bombs when they met. It's not wisdom. It's abusive.

[@richardsphd]

"ShutthefuckupBatman" was delivered perfectly, unironically amazing voice acting

[@Crispyfried-pickles]

FR fax

[@diegogarcicruz6134]

“Shotafukobajman”

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@chaihill1837]

Ivy’s single frame of realization is perfect.

[@ermacn.cheese726]

Wait, I don't get it!

[@powerrangerblue8566]

@@ermacn.cheese726 Harley x joker? Should've been obvious

[@ermacn.cheese726]

@@powerrangerblue8566 Oh yeah, nvm

[@icyblaziken5312]

also Harley is squeezing her...um, chest very tightly with her arms like that

[@DreadnoughtFiend]

@@powerrangerblue8566 huh..... like the meta on that is actaully deep.

[@owensreviews625]

I love how poison ivy is literally a potted plant

[@diaquallo]

Same

[@Just_A_Space_Cyborg]

Mf look like a peashooter

[@lorrainebrunner2490]

And how Harley is like Ivy: *_"HAAaarley!_*_ That is an abusive relationship!"_ Harley: "That makes it even better! Ivy: *"HOW COULD YOU EVEN!!-* oh, yeah- that's right."

[@dat_boi.]

Nah she looks like groot when he grows an afro

[@VeganSemihCyprus33]

The hidden truth revealed 🌳The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🌳

[@crackerjaq9974]

I like how Welsh bane brings up the past when Latino bane says he doesn't like the bombs anymore, but gets defensive when Latino bane does the exact same thing ("You liked it when we met!"). The hypocrisy is hilariously realistic. I don't know how you do it, Goobus, but you've made another masterpiece.

[@SecundumMagnusStultus]

it really doesn't seem like hypocrisy, he only mentioned that about the bombs rather than the whole relationship. the fact that he doesn't like the bombs now could be interpreted as part of what Latino bane had become.

[@massgunner4152]

hyprocritical? Bane you destroyed Bane's coffee shop! i don't see the hypocrisy on that

[@michaelp3609]

So is this selfcest?

[@toyotaprius79]

Welsh?

[@MortanAMrk]

@@toyotaprius79 i dont know why hes calling Tom Hardy Welsh, maybe he just mixed him up with Christian Bale who is welsh

[@Solidjj]

now draw them kissing (with tongue)

[@Bricz6176]

Solidus jjius

[@naikoruu_]

oh crap hi lmao

[@Top_LoneWolf]

You mean the battle of tongue

[@paragonjones13]

I just ruined it I am like 70

[@Adventur3s_Ar3_3ndl3ss]

Funny idea also he might not have noticed you commented lol

[@Tzgrey77]

I was able to meet Chuck Dixon, of the creators of Bane and got to have great chat with him at a comic con, talked about orgins of him and how he's sorta sad how goofy and dumb he's been portrayed (this was before the Harley Quinn show) and how the venom and immediately cutting his tubes defeats him and how he said that shouldn't immediately beat him. "He has venom already in his system, so why would he become deflated all of sudden" I also remember that He had nothing against dark Knight rises and said tom Hardy is great actor. Only thing is thay they only remember the voice. He also said he hopes to see a real live action where he's Latin, as smart as he is strong and doesn't immediately lose when he gets his tubes cut. "The real heart of bane is that he is not only Batman's Superior in strength but he's equal in his intelligence. And so I hope to see that in a live-action one day - the Lucha libre mask would just be a cherry on top."

[@Good100]

The only time I've seen a Bane like this is in the Dixon comics and Arkham Origins, which mostly fixed the Asylum Bane by showing that he purposefully OD'd on Venom to beat Batman, and before then he had been the cunning mastermind who only used the drug limitedly.

[@meliponalord8892]

@@Good100 Well, Asylum did him pretty well, too, I'd argue, as Batman tries tearing out the tubes but it does essentially nothing. The batmobile still needs to be called in, too. On top of that, he's pretty clever in Arkham City (Although he didn't get enough screentime to show the same intelligence in Asylum).

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

I’m sorry, but did you say “where he’s Latin?”

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 I think they made a typo and meant Latino

[@RJCXDOfficial]

James Gunn hopefully does him right

[@TBP]

Gotta love how "Welsh Bane" sounds straight outta South Park.

[@ejm1225]

"Well, hello there, Mr. UPS Man."

[@NaveeSeal]

@@ejm1225 "a man's wife is his life, Mr UPS Man!"

[@ZRtheHedgehog77]

Love ya Twisted Metal stuff

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

It doesn't matter who we are. Wat matters is our plan. You should have respected my authoritah.

[@doctaco3462]

He sounds like Winnie the Pooh

[@theelitegamershake4879]

"Harley It is an abusibe couple!" "It makes it even better." "HARLEY! How could you say tha-"

[@alexandertelson3713]

...oh yeah.

[@tompotter8703]

*Sudden look of realisation* “Oh yeah.”

[@CRTLemonzz]

I don't get it someone pls explain

[@Dgero]

@@CRTLemonzz Harley and Joker.

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

@@CRTLemonzz Harley is ok with both banes abusing each other cuz that's how Joker is to her.

[@someone_else2876]

I like how Goobus perfectly drew poison ivy at the end. No oversexualisation, just dirt. Finally, she was family friendly.

[@ischannel8875]

What If the family's plant saw her as a sexy plant

[@LuckyHicks2]

Either call the Plant FCC or your Plant Congressmen and demand they ask Plant Warner Brothers to tone it down. Simple, really.

[@a1marine105]

@@ischannel8875 plant in a bikini 👙

[@ischannel8875]

Exactly

[@nado1908]

tbh she's sexier this way.

[@ThePineapplewastaken]

Bane is the bane of banes existence, so poetic

[@ischannel8875]

Omg that is the best comment that I have read

[@alphanightmarewolf]

@@ischannel8875 agreed lol

[@avosmash2121]

Bane's Bane's bane you might say! 😉

[@fivenightsofcheese4374]

😂

[@connor48880]

your interpretation of Poison Ivy as just being like Phoebe in that one Magic School Bus book is incredible

[@connor48880]

@@lilpidginpidgin8946 yep! that's it!

[@sirspamalot4014]

Holy shit, deep memory unlocked

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

[@TheMaskedMan]

They are literally arguing like a couple. Love this

[@ExtremeDemon]

The Masked Man more like the Masked Man't lmao gottem.

[@DavidLopez-tj7jl]

Reminds me of my actual marriage

[@Non-vegen]

@@DavidLopez-tj7jl you ok?

[@shiethegal]

_"Harley, they're literally an abusive couple."_

[@kervinsantos5808]

@@shiethegal that makes it even better

[@aipomandmimikyu]

I love just how uncomfortable Batman is during the whole argument

[@davidhong1934]

He's being used as a stress ball by an angry wrestler I think that puts a _slight_ strain on the spine

[@nathanhembree5853]

@@davidhong1934An angry wrestler on steroids. Can’t forget that.

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙 🤙

[@derimik15]

0:58 " *SHUT THE F*CK UP BATMAN* "- my favorite quote of the year

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

[@HobGungan]

Ivy's last line made me guffaw aloud while I'm trying to be quiet during kid's nap

[@jessemillington8687]

I cackled so hard at that 🤣

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

what the fuck is guffaw

[@jessemillington8687]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 synonym for laughing hard

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

“Guffaw” sounds like it would be spelled “Guphaw”

[@HobGungan]

@@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW That just looks needlessly pretentious

[@PositivelyPlaying]

"Latino bane"

[@liamthetruesonicfan8849]

But banes actually Spanish

[@kingofcards9516]

The mask helps hide him from superpowered ICE agents.

[@blingblingz_]

@@liamthetruesonicfan8849 he is half mexican half cuban

[@jeffaffa3412]

Actually, he's from a made up Latino country called Santa Prisca​@@blingblingz_

[@Leegmus]

​@@liamthetruesonicfan8849All Hispanics are Latino, but not all Latinos are Hispanic

[@jessemillington8687]

The last joke in these always gets me but the one in this video specifically had me cackling like a hyena. 🤣 Also, house plant Ivy is now one of my favs

[@DANCERcow]

I don't get the joke at the end, what is it referencing?

[@jessemillington8687]

@@DANCERcow the fact that Harley spent YEARS in a one-sided abusive relationship with the joker

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

@@jessemillington8687 its also a joke on how far to many gay fanon ships are borderline abusive if the Canon characters are viewed romantically

[@tholos2758]

@@DANCERcow Or potentially that gay relationships have obscenely high rates of domestic abuse. Many layers, depends how real you wanna get with it

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@maverickdarkrath4780 *ahem* Valentino and Angel Dust

[@diegolugo3883]

i love how latino bane at first has an accent but after a while he just drops the accent without explanation

[@DudeWithPineapple]

He lost his sense of composure once he became livid.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@DudeWithPineapple "I'm sorry, I'm just *ABSOLUTELY LIVID* at the moment."

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@huntsman9316]

He blew up the coffee shop because Todd kept calling him “Bang”

[@ramirezthesilvite]

"We'll see whose name is Bang now, Todd!" "Todd doesn't... work... Wednesdays..." "Huh, they must have changed his schedule."

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@carmineredpigment]

"Welsh Bane"'s accent is loosely (VERY loosely) based on that of a bareknuckle boxer named Bartley Gorman, who is an Irish Traveler, and thus has somewhat of a mixed accent. The "Art of" book goes on to cite Welsh actor Richard Burton, and Bane's origins in a made up island in the Caribbean (around Cuba most likely) as influences as well. It's kinda all over the place, but it mostly just sounds like an elderly British man.

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙 🤙

[@QuarterAlive]

4 things 1. welsh bane 💀 2. Batman is very mature in wanting to leave 3. Ivy as a plant lol And 4 tf are they all doing in the bane’s house

[@QuarterAlive]

@Ponian KZbin makes sense

[@KiEntertainer]

I love that the Harley Quinn show combined the 2 banes and it was amazing

[@javabean4383]

Ik, the joke about the coffee shop blowing up reminded me of Bane plotting to blow up a 7/11 because one of the workers was mean to him in the show

[@KiEntertainer]

I thought the same exact thing.

[@kail4997]

“Whatever, bang”

[@JONNOG88]

Todd, *doesn't* work Wednesday

[@martmeisterpaladin4074]

"The streets will run red with Razzie-Zazzie!"

[@Mankey619]

I like that you made Poison Ivy look like a house plant 🪴.

[@startracker5386]

"No not really I'm kinda screwed" he just accepts his fate lol

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@dwerical]

Poison Ivy literally being a plant in a pot is hilarious

[@linktoon3p0]

Glad to see that Harley and Bane have something in common

[@silversonome5360]

"Harley, how could you sa - *oh yeah."* Best joke in the entire video and it was the very last line, truly leaving the best for last

[@ckstudios4104]

"They're an abusive couple- oh right" that got me

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙 🤙

[@haydenkamplain4874]

The "SHUT THE FUCK UP BATMAN!" was glorious.

[@lonelyyclone4238]

Ivy caught me off guard lmao

[@jessemillington8687]

House plant Ivy is now GOAT XD

[@SuperBuahahaha]

As a Bane fan I feel so happy right now!♥

[@zoobatzjr371]

I love how comic Bane is represented. Yeah he's a big strong angry guy but he's Batman's greatest foe due to how smart and skilled he is.

[@DeterminismisFreedom]

🤙 🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@kingrobotnik6950]

“It’s all about when we’ve met, it’s never about what you’ve become” is too real

[@adnanasif9538]

Despite Latino bane being a bit of a j*rk to Welsh Bane, He is the one on the right side in the conversation.

[@gachapinCUEVA]

Poor guy has been holding it in for a while

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

d-didja feel the need to censor the word jerk?

[@ECtoysOfficial]

But I see Latino babes point All welsh does use the bombs that take 3 weeks to set up and they don’t work and the bats already gone.

[@gamerkane1813]

it's honestly scary how many people are like Harley (Putting a toxic or abusive couple on a podium just because it's representation of some kind or even worse and only slightly less prevalent, think it's better that way)

[@Tyr14n]

Honestly I think that Bane was in the wrong

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

No, it's Bane's fault.

[@thembigstonks7016]

@@LloydTheZephyrian Are you crazy? Bane was fine! It was BANE who was at fault here!

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

@@thembigstonks7016 Fair point, but Bane allowed Bane to become that kind of person.

[@itsyagurluwu5084]

It makes me genuinely happy that Goobus likes Latino Bane better than Welsh Bane because that's what Bane should really be

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

"IM NOT LATINO BANE! IM JUST BANE!!! YOUR WU-HITE BANE!!!" "Oh Latino Bane! How could you." *Cries* "OH, GOD DAMN IT!!"

[@rubymoonstone5570]

"You liked the bombs when we met" and then "it's always about when we met it's never about what you've become"

[@generalsynnacle23]

Would the Banes’ relationship be considered selfcest, since it’s just two versions of basically the same character smackin’ lips together?

[@PlasticBluVentRabbit]

Nah, they both wear masks so it’s totally okay

[@Radicalbeast]

Ask loki

[@vic2249]

~How Bad Can I Be AMV~

[@DrHammerr]

I like the version of Bane from the Harley series the best. He's like the perfect combination of these two... OH MY GOD! HE'S THEIR CHILD!

[@Bismuth83X]

"I just wanna squish him and be done" Unless it's Tom King Bane, in which case he really, really, REALLY wants to break Batman's back specifically and doesn't want to kill him in any other way: if he can't break his spine, then it's a waste of time in his opinion.

[@jimmy.mushroom222]

I love how ivy's just a plant

[@teal_m_101]

Bane having a romantic relationship with Bane is beautiful in an unorthodox way.

[@user-us6pc5ls9p]

What does unorthodox mean

[@pvzprime187]

@@user-us6pc5ls9p unusual

[@EgoTheDeranged]

*Unusual

[@user-us6pc5ls9p]

@@EgoTheDeranged what does unusual mean

[@gabrielsantosbastos5257]

Not usual

[@ahmad55]

Welsh? I thought he was South African

[@Mayeur000Donz]

Apparently To Hardy based the accent on some Romani man, but it's debatable if the results sound much like him.

[@christophercarrasco154]

Fun fact: Poison Ivy has abused Harley as well (people seem to forget about it)... But she's a girl boss so uh... Slay I guess...?

[@amiable_monster]

Was it when they became a couple or when they just knew each other?

[@heknotheck4201]

Love how Latino Bane sounds like a somewhat deeper, chainsmokier early-HR Strong Bad.

[@mr_indie_fan]

The gay representation joke killed me

[@ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004]

I read that as “a tale of two beans”

[@WalkingNowhere]

Gotta be honest. Wasn't a fan of Welsh Bane. Didn't even seem like a "Bane", he seemed like an entirely different villain.

[@MSILAER]

Welsh Bane: "You have broke my Heart Latino Bane." Latino Bane: "I can't get a damn break."

[@shadow4everultimate830]

1:08 The way his eyes popped out when he said "pig" for some reason made me laugh the most 😂😂😂 EDIT: You should make a Harley and Ivy video

[@greninjazac4577]

Is it weird that Spanish bane’s voice fits bane in general perfectly

[@nm5329]

Honestly, because of Latino Bane's accent, I kept hearing him say "Welsh Bane" as "Worse Bane", which is.. acceptable, I suppose.

[@YangHajime]

I actually am on big boot side, he fucking blew up his favourite coffee shop, mentioned the day they met and says it's always about the day they met

[@MegaMirkat]

Latino Bane's voice acting is just too good. Really makes the vid

[@ZArocket]

Bane from the Harley Quinn show is their child and you cannot convince me otherwise

[@regularfern]

I actually loved bane in the Harley Quinn animated series. He was evil but adorable lmao

[@lightningpenguin8937]

Haven't seen third season. While I liked Bane in it, kind of was a bit disappointing. How the bat breaker has fallen.

[@davidhong1934]

@@lightningpenguin8937 Personally, season 3 didn't really feel like a third season It felt more like seasons 1.5 and 2.5 For all intents and purposes, _Harley Quinn (2019)_ ended with Harlivy. Although season 3 technically has a main plot, it doesn't really have anything major to add, so it doesn't. Instead, it's an extended epilogue that takes all the dangling B-plots from the previous two seasons and tries to resolve them in 10 episodes. Unless the show runners have a good reason otherwise, I think it's a good time to end the show as it is now

[@wheelotime2581]

It's great that Batman turns his head over to whoever is talking, he's screwed but a very polite screwed

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

" _HARLEY! 😡 HOW COULD YOU SAY TH-_ *Oh yeah. 😑🤦🏻‍♀️* " 10/10 🤣🤣🤣

[@halfbakedlayschip1640]

Poison ivy as a potted plant is something I didn’t know I needed to see.

[@notagamer3871]

And after all of that arguing, they just agreed to brake Batmans spine, but then they argued on whether to put his unconscious body in an asylum or down a very hard to escape prison hole.

[@doomshroom2469]

that last bit about abusive couples had me rolling

[@bonk3543]

"harley how could you say tha- oh yeah" fucking got me

[@martmeisterpaladin4074]

He has a point, Latino Bane. Winners don't use drugs.

[@franciscotorres7531]

“Shutdefuckup Batmun” is the best delivery line and sounded so casual 😂💀

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

I love how poison ivy is in flowey form

[@jackgrimm1227]

"Shut the fuck up batman!" That killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@invertedcrab8285]

Is that a bandaid on Harley's head? I mean that checks out, she's all better after her acid bath!

[@yuhmadda]

1:15 this single frame of Poison Ivy's shock at Harley Quinn's statement is unironically perfect.

[@SagaHanson25]

I just love that the HBO "Harley Quinn" Bane is a combo of these two

[@ricardonb6375]

True. He has the comic-accuarte size and costume, the Dark Knight voice and personality, but the humiliation that comes from all Banes

[@M4li365]

Full House but with all banes

[@minimaggiit]

Theory on why this was made, Goobus wanted to make a bane video but didnt know wether to pick welsh or latino, but decided to put both and concoct this masterpiece

[@benanderson89]

"HARLEY, HOW COULD YOU SAY TH- ohyeah"

[@larrylaffer3246]

I'm with Latino Bane on this this one. While I respect Welsh Bane's flare for theatrics, there's something in just getting a job done quickly and efficiently. No fuss, no muss.

[@BugsyFoga]

I always wondered what the Batman equivalent was to hearing your parents fighting while you’re in background crying in the corner.

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

Batman seems more like the friend watching their friend arguing with their parent infront of them.

[@NiceGuyErick]

Ivy's wondering why Harley would say that made me laugh my ass off. XD

[@pedro33226]

But was it the best of times or was it the worst of times?!!

[@KINGSU2U]

Italian restaurant owners be like…..bet you take a job and shut up.

[@BladeBlur]

You can say he is the... BANE of his existence >:) !

[@Bixen_Bings]

I'm proud of you Doobus, just because they are gay doesn't mean they won't have a few hiccups like any normal couple

[@because_raisins]

Batman's intense discomfort is clearly because it reminds him of his parents fighting, and he's having a PTSD attack. Some deep, emotional themes here, Mr, Goobus.

[@wildemilio1397]

The title seems like a reference to one of the Dog Man books called A Tale of Two Kitties

[@Halloweenish]

The implication that Bane married himself is the weirdest and funniest thing to me.

[@dabobaboi3592]

THANK U HARLEY, THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER.

[@KaptainFalkon]

The fact Doobus Goobus and Solidjj both put out veeeeery similar videos to each other with a Batman "couple" arguing in front of an uncomfortable bystander within the span of a day certainly tickles my Batarang in ways that could not and should not be explained and I won't... But it does.

[@bobby.co.productions]

I don’t know why, but I really like how gravelly Latino Bane's voice was when he said REEEEAL MATUUUURE

[@DIXON_CIDER01]

DID IT WELSH BANE DID IT

[@nathanhembree5853]

I never gave you this much crap for your drug use, huh?

[@cultfollower814]

Love how Welsh Bane says “Its all about when we met” to Latino Bane at 1:04 when he was the first to mention when they met when talking about his bombs at 0:36. Truly representative of a realistic lovers’ quarrel

[@GamingPiratesTwitch]

I love this goobus. I can really tell that you actually read the Batman comics because the general audience only knows about Welsh Bane, but the true fans know about Latino Bane

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

"Shut the fuck up, Batman"

[@james.oakleaf6547]

Why is ivy an actual plant

[@KenMasters.]

Because Poison Ivy went from being a curvaceous vixen to being a skinny b!tch in HBO's Harley Quinn Show.

[@ClownKingMarcus]

Honestly ,and I know I’m late to say it, a gay couple in a show that’s abusive would actually bring awareness to the fact that literally every relationship type can be abusive straight, gay, polyamorous any of them

[@shadowwalker3019]

Keep up the good 👍 work , dude

[@Awsomegameking2]

Damn

[@drakegrandx5914]

I stand here, asking myself: how did I never realized that movie Bane is _whitewashed..._

[@hellbot.9666]

Honestly, with the design from Batman & Robin and the personality of The Dark Knight Rises, we can get the perfect movie Bane.

[@anthonyoliver418]

The joke at the end is hilarious, also why is Poison Ivy peashooter from PvZ, was it lack of nutrients to grow a full body?

[@yashmandla1234]

Latino bane > Tom hardy bane

[@Malayan-dude-69]

Batman being the 3rd wheel is fookin hilarious