A Totally Accurate Retelling of Xenoblade Chronicles 3

Xenoblade Chronicles is one of my favorite games of all time, and Xenoblade 3 has honestly lived up to that standard more than I could have hoped for. Now I shall proceed to drag it through the mud in the name of cheap laughs. You're welcome.
This video is a super accurate retelling of the events of Xenoblade 3. You can trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet who would never tell lies.
If you enjoyed this video and want to see more, let me know. I'm still experimenting with what I want to do with my channel, and I am a man of the people.
Music Used:
Chain Attack! - Xenoblade 3
Colony 9 - Xenoblade 1
Battle! Vs. Moebius - Xenoblade 3
The Ouroboros Awakens - Xenoblade 3
Fogbeast Battle - Xenoblade Future Connected
Battle! Vs. Boss Climax - Xenoblade 3
Colony 9 - Xenoblade 3
Tutorial Battle - Xenoblade 3
You Will Know Our Names Finale - Xenoblade 3
Victory Fanfare - Final Fantasy 7
Gaur Plains - Xenoblade 1
Bionis's Awakening - Xenoblade 1
Engage The Enemy - Xenoblade 1
A Tragic Decision - Xenoblade 1
Forest of the Nopon - Xenoblade 1
The Weight of Life - Xenoblade 3
Title Screen - Xenoblade 3
The City (Day) - Xenoblade 3
Dolphin Shoals - Mario Kart 8
Mechonis Field - Xenoblade 1
Backside of the TV - Persona 4
A Step Away - Xenoblade 3
Caramelldansen
Battle! Vs. Sorrow (N Version) - Xenoblade 3
Roaming the Wastes - Xenoblade 2
Origin - Xenoblade 3
Zanza the Divine - Xenoblade 1
Final Battle Against Z (Phase 2) - Xenoblade 3
Friendship - Xenoblade 2
Where We Belong - Xenoblade 3

[@goodgamer1419]

Fun fact the final boss is the only one with chain attack music off Wich means they made the concus choice to keep the N fights the same

[@227someguy]

Conscious*

[@thetruekingofwaffles]

Xenoblade 3 ending can just be described as worlds divorce and get split custody.

[@quarreneverett4767]

Like whats that about

[@kune6208]

How can the story be the the same but the details the exact opposite?! That is genius. Make people know the story without knowing the story.

[@beegyoshi3336]

Every time i see that final cutscene i want to cry man. Xenoblade 3 was a masterpiece in every single way. Even surpassed xc1 and became my favourite game of all time

[@JuliaKeyoto]

Oh good, more bicken content that is inspired by Max0r that makes my brain produce serotonin, thank you for this

[@quarreneverett4767]

If inspired by maxor then maxor has a list of inspirations as well

[@izanagiforsmite4365]

Nia remained dead and Melia was never freed, keeping up Xenoblade tradition of bullying the Grey hair ladies

[@BlitzGruen]

This was really entertaining, I like the bits of actual honesty in there like the ending :D

[@Requinix17]

My very meta interpretation is that Z is the executive producer of xenoblade chronicles 3, and Moebius represent the desires of humanity, in particular the writers, developers, and audience. As such, Moebius have various degrees of influence/power and consider the XC3 characters their playthings for their amusement, and have no qualms about setting up conflict among the fictional characters, sometimes revising the story over many iterations (the cycle of rebirth) - and each Moebius has their own goals, whether it's to experience a beautiful story, or to leave behind a legacy, or whether it's just for plain amusement or to earn money. Also there is no clear consensus among Moebius about what the game should be. Ouroboros represents the human, sometimes futile desire to stand against fate and choose our own destiny. The "endless now" is manifested by the game itself, which for our characters, outside there is only oblivion, and which is the desire of every person currently playing the game. And then the only way to move on from the endless now is to finish the game. We are both Moebius and Ouroboros. That's my take anyway...

[@myboy732]

Fucking wild!

[@iamgadrix]

"Hmm... I wonder if there'll ever be a Max0r style video about Xenobl-aaaaand there it is!" For real tho. Absolute masterpiece. Thy subscribe button hast been clicked.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Same, although I think 2 deserves better treatment and respect than that. So what if it went more anime? It still had insane depth and a fantastic world and characters. Besides, xeno fans that hate 2 usually hate it because they’re secretly just like Tora and felt called out by the game memeing on them.

[@bootsnhopscotch]

Dude, you deserve more subscribers, this is incredibly funny and well made! Well done! Consider me subbed Also, I'd just like to say that the second Noah's head got chopped in the video, my internet got cut out. I fully understand this was unintentional and 100% out of your control, but it really added to the experience lol

[@killaknight12]

Enraged Mio wrecking Mobius OP with a single punch into annihilation is my headcanon now.

[@angeldude101]

Seems OP wasn't as OP as they thought.

[@jamieh9466]

This was SO well edited. The jokes were spot on and I laughed the hardest I have at a youtube video in like a week. Also, I was totally destroyed by the second to last boss like you were, and it took probably around the same amount of tries. However, I feel so bad that you had to go through multiple tries on the final boss, because I didn't have to suffer that. Hope it made victory all the sweeter, though.

[@Bicken]

The scripted heal where melia and nia jump in at the last second failed to proc twice. It's tradition though. I remember staying up all night in the basement trying to beat Zanza with an underleveled party when I was like 14. I'd say it was nostalgic if it hadn't been so painful

[@jamieh9466]

@@Bicken Zanza was such a pain. It didn't help that you were locked in for two fights which means that you have to go through both of them again if you wanted to bail out and level up. I ended up fighting Zanza for half a day which included grinding on prison island and fighting again. Moebius Y really reminded me of the Egil fight though, because I was surviving from chain attack to chain attack.

[@Bicken]

@@jamieh9466 Y was really stupid for me because I was getting crushed on every attempt and when I finally broke and picked up my bonus xp, the two levels it gave me turned the fight from a crush on one side to a crush on the other.

[@jamieh9466]

@@Bicken I have a habit of picking up bonus exp on a regular basis, so I was just underleveled and had to grind the giants outside the boss room. If you did take bonus exp and you were still around lvl 70, does that mean that you're not much of a side quester then? I sure am not.

[@Bicken]

@@jamieh9466 yeah. I usually just blaze through the story on my first playthrough. Gotta know what happens

[@savelamp7501]

Your editing style is awesome but all my homies love Xenoblade 2.

[@ShallBePurified]

Notice how this is the highest rated comment that didn't get a heart from the creator of the video.

[@Bicken]

@@ShallBePurified sorry. Can't sign off on the xc2 love. I respect it, but I can't endorse it

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

XC2 is really good... but would be better if it didn't contain Tora and poor voice direction.

[@goshator]

XC2 would be so much better if they changed a couple of character designs and a couple of plot points and a couple of gameplay mechanics and a couple of menu designs and a couple of pretty much everything and

[@hervygervy8530]

My favorite part of the game was when Moebius and all his mobe-heads committed political assassination and moebed all over those guys

[@newzealanddoesntexist7505]

Hey guys moebius here today we are videoing multiple violations of the Geneva conventions

[@miraihibino1277]

I loved the N boss fight in the beginning of chapter 6… Until I started the chain attack and ruined it. They really need to give us a way to toggle off the chain attack AND menu music in an update soon Edit: Oh and fast travel without changing the time of day would also be really nice…

[@skateboardturtle]

3:36 Brooo This part got me way more than it should have

[@michihirota3379]

I love these types of highly edited satire videos. Reminds me of Gigguk in a lot of ways. Could of had a better clickbait-y tittle but this video was great!

[@Bicken]

I didn't think clickbait-y *was* better

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Even jokingly completely dismissing 2 hurts me… there is so, so much more to meme on, and the game absolutely deserves its spot next to the other 2, but then again, this video is about 3. Aside from the unbased takes on 2, this entire video was a fustercluck of the senses in the best possible way

[@terrapog8533]

Yeah pretty much my opinion as well great video apart from the 2 slander sure it has it's goofy moments but it has so many unironically amazing things about it that makes it my personal favourite xenoblade game

[@mrbubbles6468]

‘This took several hours’ Should not have disrepected the bunny man and his maid robot.

[@MrJohnChase3]

I just finished this game last week and i have to say being able to watch this and appreciate all the jokes made it even better. This was a great job. I can't wait to share this with other people i know once they finish the game. Genuine laughter throughout.

[@vestal3430]

"The action-packed drama of your lives...we are it's foremost audience!" Holy shit, Moebius are really just youtubers

[@SuperEljafru]

ngl i teared up a lil at the end of this video. this game’s ending is just SOOO good. it hits you out of nowhere, but it still makes sense. you beat the endless now, and now it’s time for things to end, even though you don’t WANT it to end. you want there to be more, but you gotta let go and move on. banger game. also, banger vid

[@timtam4239]

Just finished my first playthrough coming in at 165 hours. now I'm going through videos I put off for potential spoilering. This was a great vid and I would love to see more of this kind of stuff. I'll definitely be watching your channel. Cheers!

[@Carito-000]

This video is just.....amazing and editing is awsome! I can also relate to the 7 hours of the final boss, i hate him very much

[@Bicken]

I was up at 4 am streaming that fight to some friends on discord, and they could attest that that reaction to the failed chain attack is pretty close to what actually happened

[@Carito-000]

@@Bicken the thing that made this fight worse U N S K I P A B L E cutscenes and Z trolling you about ai partys deaths

[@theflightguy8726]

Please explain how anyone found Z hard bro was easy like all six times I’ve fought him

[@granflecha]

At the end when it says "a couple hours later" that was actually just one more attempt. Boss takes forever

[@Bicken]

Funny joke, but the real answer is six attempts.

[@Cman04092]

"We meet A cat girl who teaches us how to sonic adventure 2" Aww shit, Bickens about to get canceled. Thats unfortunate, I like his content, lol.

[@angeldude101]

It was an innocent mistake. They really did teach us how to Sonic Adventure 2, though. Enough so for Mio to quote "Live and Learn!"

[@bronzeblade776]

I see all the Maxor inspiration here, noice

[@quarreneverett4767]

Gues where maxor got hi

[@ze_darku_magician5504]

This gave me Max0r vibes. Instant sub.

[@jb2353]

Awesome video, definitely deserves a lot of views.

[@ralphismyname4940]

I would really love to see this for xenoblade 1 and/or 2

[@Bicken]

I may go back and do 1 at some point, but I don't think I'm ever revisiting 2

[@ralphismyname4940]

@@Bicken no problem, you dont like xenoblade 2 and thats valid just kidding! how dare you not like something i like! I will cancel you on twitter with all 36 of my followers

[@Bicken]

@@ralphismyname4940 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ShallBePurified]

@@Bicken I understand you have your opinions, but the Xenoblade 2 jokes here were unwarranted and doesn't add anything to the video. Would've been just fine without going for the low hanging fruit.

[@king_ashtino1312]

This was actually epic. I absolutely enjoyed this video way more than it should have. Amazing Job!!!

[@sonario0074]

Z: *You will taste despair!* Lorithia in the background: *I raised that guy.*

[@masteryoda222007]

Sena's "Yippee!" at 10:20 was perfect! 🤣

[@silo0575]

This game is really good at emotionally destroying me. And you made it hilarious. Props to you.

[@yoshinikoori9855]

Max0r: *Challenge accepted*

[@Flamelance_Accendo]

You will taste *DIS PEAR.* *🍐*

[@izzymosley1970]

The final boss of this game was definitely challenging but then I came up with a plan to beat him you see there is an enemy a unique monster that is the exact same level as the final boss so I ran some tests against this giant bug which is the exact same level of the final boss for some reason and after I beat up the big bug I came back and beat up the final boss I am not joking this is how I made a team to beat the final boss by testing it with a big bug.

[@xenocross6597]

Oh. Wow. An accurate summary of Moebius.

[@sonickhable]

The area you don't know about is a mix of xc1 forest area with the nopon and the remnant of morytha from xc2

[@Bicken]

I assumed it was something related to 2. Good to know exactly what it is. Thanks

[@arenz4w387]

This is the best review and retelling of the game!! Cheers your a gem 💎

[@LolKillization]

I was laughing the entire time. Very fresh editing style, i like it

[@redbirdtribe]

9:00 exactly the thoughts i was going through i was like man thats sad but no way are they going to go through with it. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO DO THAT TO ME THEY HAD ME BY THE BALLS AT THE END OF 5 I WAS IN DISBELIEF

[@jgn]

the generic light novel shit in xenoblade 2 doesn't hold a candle in agonyness to xenoblade x's gathering quest for the skell exam

[@ghostchannel4766]

This video is brilliant. I love the subtle details like D's "collection" being Funko Pops, which not only falls in line with this KZbinr persona but also subtly hints at his ACTUAL collection in game because of a trait Funko Pops are known for. But -Fourtune Clover/10 for subjecting me to Where We Belong again.

[@JAD_7777]

You forgot to mention how “That’s girl Dunban over there.”

[@JohnxYiu]

Amazing video, love it so much

[@mytherindezhrak4127]

I have never seen your channel before today, and I know nothing about Fire Emblem. I do know that your video made me laugh really hard, so I'm sticking around to cheer you on for the future. Awesome video.

[@qwerty877810]

I've never seen one of your videos but this video had me in tears in multiple ways

[@Bulkynemesis4534]

This was a great watch. A great contribution to such an amazing game. I cheesed the shit out of everything since i unlocked Signifer lol.

[@Bicken]

I never got Signifer. What makes it so good?

[@Bulkynemesis4534]

@@Bicken Just supplies buffs to the whole party constantly

[@kaiser5573]

Incredibly funny and extremely well made!

[@dugtrioramen]

I'm surprised you actually got lost in this game. One of the things I didn't really like was how toned down the level design seemed from Xenoblade 2. Oh yeah and that "skyscraper" is a big xenoblade 2 thing, just like the Mechonis hand is for Xenoblade 1

[@Bicken]

getting lost is easy if you're as dumb as i

[@dugtrioramen]

@@Bicken lol well good thing you didn't finish 2 (I assume), cuz navigation was truly hell in that game

[@Bicken]

@@dugtrioramen oh don't worry. I did finish 2. I got lost in that game *alot*

[@gamesletsplays1]

Holy shit lmao, this is essentially if maxor made a xenoblade 3 video. This is wonderful

[@anurbanskier]

I was thinking of making this exact kind of video, this is really good!

[@yoshifan2334]

And X is not mentioned a single time, just like in game (basically). If you don't go out of your way to do Eunie's sidestory, her face is shown a total of twice, once in a stylized mural during a cutscene where her face is mostly obscured, and again during one of the phases of the final boss, looking like the same purple face Z infinity looks like. SHE HAS AN ENTIRE REMATCH IN THE FINAL DUNGEON THAT IS SKIPPED OTHERWISE, MONOLITH WHY.

[@omni_x_dragon]

This is some Max0r level editing 😂

[@blizzardharu]

6:32 Favourite line

[@LuccaRPG]

Okay, I admit. I laughed when Noah yelled 'Urine, Uuurrriine!" for Joran. Genius.

[@renren47618]

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is actually pretty good...

[@madmanoliver]

11:49 jokes on Bicken, he accidentally made a xenoblade 2 reference!

[@hunterXDXeno]

I fricking loved it. Pls, make more stuff like this!

[@mikeAustinstonecold]

really fun video dude, Yippie

[@ASquared544]

5:26 WRONG, THAT IS A CATPERSON, AND THEIR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM. Anyhow, have a nice day

[@angeldude101]

Catperson is the generic term for people like catgirls and catboys. The term for a specifically enby catperson is "nyan-binary," a term so great that it predates Juniper by at least 4 years despite how niche it is.

[@dinosaurusrex1482]

@@angeldude101 catkid?

[@angeldude101]

@@dinosaurusrex1482 I think if people were to talk about a catperson and were to draw more attention to a young age than their gender, they'd probably just say "kitty" if I'm being completely honest and drop the "person" altogether.

[@aylinilya.]

nyanbinary is hilarious also non-binary pride

[@son0Ray]

Just found your channel off this vid, love it keep making types like this I’ll be l look forward to seeing more like this

[@Confron7a7ion7]

Is it spoilers if like... All of it is intentionally wrong lol?

[@Bicken]

better safe than sorry

[@rosellarade]

this was really good and you can tell a lot of effort should not have been put into it but was anyway

[@cupofjoe2472]

Yooo nice video man

[@alphonse1379]

Great video, would love to see more

[@lyoukeefen7199]

This video was really good. I loved it

[@frycia99]

F***king Max0r level of editing.

[@slobertooth1358]

5:23 Looks like someone didn't beat Xenoblade 2

[@Bicken]

I did, I just repressed most of the experience

[@HyrulianBeast]

People keep complaining about the chain attack music, like bruh, why would you complain about kicking aside the boss's music to put in NOAH'S THEME BABY, LETS GOOOO

[@goomyiscute777]

3:10 yeah that's pretty much the explanation behind Lucky Seven

[@sirdundun5690]

This is absolute amazing

[@stratoge]

Recently finished xc3. This was a joy to watch!

[@emlls8179]

I love the chapter 5 part, because I was exactly thinking about that, and then I started crying like Noah

[@fabin3ko448]

This is unironically one of the funniest videos i'e ever seen

[@berrydelightdiwizin]

Now's that some Max0r tier of script and edit right there.

[@blockeontheleafeon]

Surprised you didn't mention the plot point surrounding Mio's hair. Though it's understandable as the game forgot it exists as well.

[@Frost500-e3i]

This was incredible

[@jrilo1307]

I was honestly expecting a "But it was me, DIO" joke in M's homecoming

[@jacksy3693]

This was fucking pog

[@Lloydproductions4171]

RIP Melvin :,)

[@Bicken]

gone but never forgotten

[@benjaminsterberg548]

Less edited maxx0r

[@leahtheanimationfan40]

I'm a big fan of Xenoblade DE and 3 and this video made me laugh my ass off 🤣 I love the voices of Brian and Some Guy

[@The_Endless_Now]

A tactical withdrawal How very HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@captianblitz]

As for what Maktha Wildwood is. Its Earth...like actual Earth. Its a 2 thing that they mashed up with Makna Forest

[@Bicken]

Yeah I figured. It's been a while since I played 2 and I vaguely remember that

[@captianblitz]

Well go back and play it. I know Tora is trash, but its only really chapters 2 and 4 that suffer. The rest is really good (especially if you put Mythra in her Smash design which is a thing you can do)

[@Bicken]

@@captianblitz There's alot more than Tora that I didn't like about 2. Making this video reintroduced me to the game and reminded me of all the little things that added up to that game being so disappointing for me.

[@captianblitz]

Yah...fair. 2 has a lot of little things that drag it down and its such a shame for it having such a good story. But hey, at least you gave it a shot

[@quarreneverett4767]

@@captianblitz whats the smash design

[@blackbolt175]

Cat-Person mind you, juniper is non-binary

[@JesusDaLawd]

Goid video

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

5:22 Oooohhhhh… so you didn’t get past chapter 2 of xenoblade 2. That explains a lot.

[@Bicken]

beat the whole game. Repressed it from my memory

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@Bicken then you must just he biased. When it gets going, XC2 is every bit as emotional and deep in themes as 1. I don’t get why the anime tropes were that big of a deal. I also doubt you finished it. If you loved 1 you’d at least remember Morytha and Klaus’s connection to it

[@Bicken]

@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged yeah. You're right. I suddenly love xenoblade 2 now

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@Bicken look man I can’t and don’t wish to convert you. I just personally feel like it doesn’t deserve its bad rep with some people. Especially when the only complaints I hear are the same tired “eww anime” lines, and nothing more to say about what they didn’t like about the story.

[@danmontoya]

Nahhhh 2:32 caught me off guard 🤣

[@echo69286]

3:30 got me rolling

[@Qeisama]

"Deranged maniac" Oh must be Jerma > Jerma appeared on screen KNEW IT! LOL

[@Burnt_Brownie]

I love how you completely ignored the fact that Nia didn’t actually die-

[@drifloonsupremacyassociation]

Am I the only one who beat Z first try no overleveling no optimization?

[@inoriaizawa]

At the end of the game i was like. No i wont use chain attacks i want music

[@oux3456]

I'll let you know that I liked the video

[@Bicken]

Thanks!

[@mitzious8541]

12:32 my only trouble was that y had a lot of health lol

[@juancarlosfernandezperez6843]

This definitely looks Max0r-inspired, which is good because he might never do games like this one

[@perrydunetz882]

The skyscraper area is morytha

[@pumpkinlemonadezero9995]

I am here to let you know that I really liked it

[@Bicken]

thank you