A Virtual Date with Brandon Rogers

[@deannawatson-brown4423]

Didn't he technically kiss my eyeballs?..

[@avabranz694]

Deanna Watson-Brown i thought the same thing 😂

[@natalietoledo6047]

based on how this video went, would that even be weird?

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

Now I have the image of eyes is someone’s mouth

[@p_eabean]

*...EVEN BETTER*

[@LuciferVerso]

Its that z shit

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

this gives off mad "don't threaten me with a good time" vibes

[@uncompletesentenc45]

he does KINDA look like Brendon urie

[@uncompletesentenc45]

its the hair

[@jesselliott7267]

Yesss

[@cateletama]

YES.

[@nica5600.]

Haha yess 😂

[@xxopnent9883]

"Ya still wanna date me?" He forgot the people who watch his videos are all crazy

[@ashglasss]

I know everyone said yes.

[@ghost_lol7799]

Yea

[@oonabot]

YEP LOL

[@itzKimGames]

AGREED

[@Chula_666]

I could hear everyone saying yes the minute he said that

[@MeganTheMutt]

“Y’all still wanna date me?” Was... was that supposed to discourage us?

[@VoidKing666]

Yeah that was hot lol

[@prince_playz88]

@@VoidKing666 agreed

[@Dante_smith222]

I agree

[@misscrazy1016]

Wait, didn’t he technically do all this with his camera man? I HEAR THE FANFICTION ROLLING

[@a20phone56]

Nuuuu I'm not making that on wattpad nuuuuu

[@bearthebaker3298]

a 20% phone I might 🤣

[@JaneDoe-gu5sb]

I dont know, those look like lady's legs to me. I've been inbetween a few pairs in my day

[@bean4395]

@@JaneDoe-gu5sb yeah but like the hands look like man's hands

[@JaneDoe-gu5sb]

@@bean4395 Maybe they switch? OR the cameraman just has some real feminine legs

[@hollybell11467]

Lol it killed me at the part, "I'm going to pretend your 18"

[@freakyboi7932]

Yay I will die Yung happyness finally came for me

[@guro-kawa-angel]

hollybell 1146 I mean he kinda has to with me lol

[@vp2871]

congrats im your 1k subscriber

[@princy2979]

No it killed you later when they stabbed ya

[@soda3065]

.........*you're

[@derppressionp1800]

"You still want to date me, you-" Oh Brandon, I think you underestimate everyone of your fans.

[@miasss1575]

Lol for real tho

[@Natalie_the_SweetTart]

Exactly

[@ftanthony]

He's gay

[@derppressionp1800]

@@ftanthony so am I

[@quiniku]

REAL

[@Red-gb7bo]

The first half of this was actually pretty wholesome

[@brokebentsubliminals]

*I like the part where I died*

[@samneedssleep9816]

Justin The Gaming Gem Same dude

[@shaelinrollman4771]

Meeeee

[@tlatoani931]

Justin The Gaming Gem i liked the part when we get married

[@thetemporarychannelttc8681]

im jealous

[@haley9999]

Justin The Gaming Gem XD

[@skysky8868]

"You still wanna date me? You sick piece of shi-" *Yes*

[@pumpkinpie7096]

Sky Sky I literally answered him out loud that’s how much I meant it

[@merrittwillcox]

Elisa Bayona haha me too

[@magdagon111]

Same

[@diamondgirlgachalifecat1251]

@@pumpkinpie7096 Me too😂

[@nela2361]

Same

[@AnimeHipster1]

I never really saw how attractive he was until this video.

[@kiannexxx3258]

Literally same

[@Kneecaps333_]

Not just me 😅

[@islashort5220]

fuck yeah man. he is actually very attractive

[@tianavstheworld]

Same lmfao

[@lilmisskitty164]

Especially after he killed us. 😩

[@rainbowroadthekilljoy8]

Me, a lesbian: Him, a gay man: Us: Well... This is awkward.

[@Charahuman213]

extraordinary awkward

[@HOUNDOFTARTARUS]

me, the camera ( aka, aroace and unfeeling ) : *...yes.*

[@valentine4104]

SAME

[@engagingbus7991]

My bi energy cannot contain this

[@najwaaaamira]

me: *PANik*

[@sherryjackson-barrett7542]

This is the only reason I bought VR goggles.

[@sheenaghh]

Same to be honest.

[@Alastor66931]

Intelligent

[@Koei126]

Thith ith the only reathon I bought vr goggleth thaaaaaaam

[@ladysimpai3956]

Same. Fucking worth it

[@kianabegay7228]

Epicdrawer4life No!!!!!!!!

[@vocaloidisdabomb]

“I’m gonna pretend you’re 18 and take you on the best date you ever had” Jokes on you, I am 18

[@MissRhossel]

Same

[@emilygutierrez6974]

Lol brandon im like five or something

[@slaytersox6731]

grungebob jokes on u, ur probably ten! Yay

[@vocaloidisdabomb]

Angel Pupz I mean I was 13 when I first saw this video so pretty close lol

[@UncleFLarry]

You weren't when this came out though, and let's face it, you won't be 18 for long

[@thesmartkookie9961]

I just knew things would make a weird turn in this video

[@kidbad4444]

isn't that all his vids lol Brandon is to creative I love he's to funny

[@gvcabral06]

Why because of the creepy ass music or because its just brandon rogers

[@dangitmimi3538]

didn't we all XDD

[@adot704]

Same

[@mackenziewilliams8092]

The Smart Cookie ...

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

“I’m gonna pretend you’re 18” This hits different when you realize this video came out when you were 10

[@nishmalopez4917]

STOP

[@VanNessy97]

Holy shit, I was 12 when this video came out

[@brgirl4493]

I was 11 😅

[@Malleusschildofman]

i was 3

[@howareyoulove]

​@@VanNessy97 I am 12 and I'm watching this just saying I was more interested in the canbalism part-🥰💗✨

[@juliajy1999]

Tbh thats the healthiest relationship I've ever been in

[@Alexis-wz6vf]

Memes R Us 😂😂😂

[@silkeneyed]

Memes R Us IM FUCKING DEAD

[@discorddrowned6970]

SAME BOI

[@meganbennett933]

That is true.

[@hisfavworstnightmare]

Wow I'm the thousandth like on this XD

[@annproductionstm2118]

Knowing Brandon Rogers.... There's always some unexpected parts

[@mcorlett72]

Lucy Lacemaker you are god damn right

[@shady9701]

Yep

[@stuartpot9136]

Ikr

[@Lena-vn8us]

In the intro he said “I decided to make this video to kill all you birds with one stone” hinting that he was gonna kill us

[@doriansrandorianvlogplace2676]

TheYunikōnLyfe ....wow

[@kateskotnicki7276]

No. He said “I’m going to kill all your birds with one stone”. It’s a saying.

[@doriansrandorianvlogplace2676]

Minty Vines a metaphor

[@jinstriplehighnote4828]

Yesssss ur profile picture👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@saralang7433]

Never thought of it that way😂😂

[@m24stilinski12]

This has such Panic! At The Disco "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" vibes, I love it

[@queenislovequeenislife9407]

Even with the murder and cannibalism that’s still the most affectionate date I've ever been on... so yes Brandon I AM sick

[@shedevil5724]

I think everyone here is a bit sick, and maybe not 18. Lol

[@mennaalragaby6638]

And necrophilia too

[@Natalie_the_SweetTart]

@@shedevil5724 I’m 17, does that count?

[@generousdollar831]

That's the only date I have been on.

[@b1tch_th4t_sh1ts]

ROGERINAAA

[@Terrazas549]

First kiss, First time, First murder! WOW best date ever!!!

[@Moonect]

Terrazas549 I know right?!?

[@emilyvos3249]

Ikr!

[@deeznuts3382]

Terrazas549 I KNOW RIGHT

[@gachagamergirl2634]

Terrazas549 lol nive

[@linpanter8766]

Ikr

[@ghoulcity117]

Oh you gentlemen.

[@abortionclinic5963]

That salty Peach lmao

[@rexcya9696]

And your love story ended with him being a cannibal😂🤣🤣

[@kaylathompson5081]

That salty Peach 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑❤️💓💜💕💖🖤💛💚💙💗❣️💟💞💝

[@underboy1019]

Best Night out

[@soraking4990]

Not My problem he’s gay

[@starg1rl007]

i think the most concerning thing is that i genuinely have feelings for this man😭

[@bobdebouwer128]

Same, and hes 34💀

[@itzKimGames]

@@bobdebouwer128doesnt matter still love him 💀

[@bobdebouwer128]

@@itzKimGames agreed

[@oliviafrisby-mz8dm]

Amen, and I'm a minor and he's gay 💀💀💀

[@esterpassagrilli7821]

ME FR😭

[@needdles1347]

Is it sad that this is the only date I've been on?

[@jocejhok4995]

TokyoCheeseGrater nope! Same for me too

[@dumbemokid4637]

TokyoCheeseGrater same with me

[@malaria133]

TokyoCheeseGrater same that's why I insult people

[@shanellevictoria3354]

TokyoCheeseGrater same

[@angelinaa6629]

TokyoCheeseGrater same 😂

[@alexwargo3133]

I thought this was kinda cute at first but I mean cmon its Brandon Rogers what do you expect

[@c.3997]

.

[@Ashley-ih6ip]

.

[@leohasgone2168]

Meme Queen yeah

[@sharj1633]

The fuck you mean? This vid is cute, and will always be.

[@boxboxbox5276]

.

[@huggablecharliepie]

Camera: *pans down to bleeding abdomen* Me: honey I'm not that thin

[@isabellajean9310]

😂😂 i cant

[@theratmarvin2261]

"so u think im SKINEEEEEYYYYYYY let me have my moment let me have my MOMENT let me have my moment, thank you." energy

[@easybake8420]

Pretending to be skinny is the only fun part of the date. I think I'd be more active defending myself than just standing there watching myself getting stabbed.

[@proudtrashbag6186]

Me: honey my chest is too big to see my abdomen past ;-;

[@SkippyHunkleChuck]

I remember This one time I saw a robbery happening at my local Safeway

[@followthemoonsrules]

Watching this in 2024 is.. certainly a trip I must say

[@Chloe-y6d]

Hey Drake! I hear you like them young!

[@noboru4340]

_Can we take a moment to appreciate that the person who is our supposed point of view is a guy?_

[@noboru4340]

@SLAYQUEENS_1130061717 he is! both the camera man and Brandon are but they're just friends

[@guythat779]

Legs and hand loomed female till the end

[@lmarr12]

those are clearly davids hands, jeans and feet. bare legs however, are a different story.

[@anthonyfrias6575]

Brandon is gay irl too!

[@ownee1866]

And he's gay

[@EntrailBeetle]

Him: "I'm gonna pretend you're 18 and take you on a date." Me: "HE KNOWS!"

[@shalanglanglife2198]

Lmao

[@shalanglanglife2198]

Same

[@nomore8776]

He’s all knowing

[@vehement.]

I laughed so hard at that part😂

[@memes4fun84]

Yup, u have gatcha life profile picture so your probably 7

[@briannafleming6154]

brandon rogers went from damnnnnn to what in the actual fuck happened

[@toxicblood5514]

Brianna Fleming hes still attractive biotch

[@devashaesparza7329]

He's hot asf 😩

[@Hamiingja]

Still cute though

[@chriscanavan8296]

Brianna Fleming yeah I don't want to have sex with my girlfriend now after I saw this

[@Hey_Its_Tazz]

Brianna Fleming tf just happened

[@tlatoani931]

Can't believe this was 7 years ago, and i still want the second date

[@sevenunderwater8099]

we're very dead there is no second date

[@faith-pc4nh]

Okay but if I filmed this I would be giggling so much

[@kathrynfrazier5373]

Faith my name is Faith

[@Bf19876]

That’s my name aswell

[@affordablehousing9116]

His name is my name too!

[@KyleTuyi]

1000th like

[@hot_garbage1477]

same

[@madisonbrignac5518]

“I’m gonna pretend you’re 18 and take you on the best date you’ve ever had” excuse me sir😂😂😂

[@kirbyaubrey8914]

+Napoleon Bonaparte not necessarily as he might be a foreigner trying to learn english.

[@madisonbrignac5518]

There, that easy to fix. And also, most adults make the mistake of your and you’re just so we’re clear.

[@unicornl0ver154]

Madison Brignac hahhahahahasaha

[@beesswax6423]

I'm a ten year old Filipino kid ho would kill anyone for all I care

[@jocelynavery4105]

Madison Brignac /

[@gomi.1049]

honestly pretty good date 7/10

[@imsh2975]

gomi. Is say 10/10

[@ravenmattiko2680]

Would recommend

[@sock4393]

I was the 420th person to like this comment I am proud of myself

[@FRANKEN_BEL_555]

I say 10000000/10

[@myps4gamertagismonkie4life69]

Fuck u that was a ten out of ten mufuckin date bro

[@gravityshark991]

1:24 the camera guy: I BETTER BE GETTING A RAISE AFTER THIS-

[@smolb0i270]

I wonder how the camera guy felt after all that

[@Mrowmeowmew]

The cameraman is actually Diesel from angry office!!

[@defalt5807]

Daniel Tolley from the structure of the hand it's not a girl's....

[@fishynighcorelover8988]

lmao

[@nover_gaming8061]

Gamer-chan Jesty dead

[@harleyquinn.rotten4313]

Never Hills hahahaha

[@MyrkaRobles]

best date I've ever had

[@Parasitoid_Sentimentality]

Only date I've ever had

[@ev4ng3l1n3]

relatable wow

[@davimoon6634]

Myrka Robles same

[@blixblox-left]

Myrka Robles same XD

[@saraduncan6983]

Myrka Robles Same...

[@grimmmmmmme]

2:26 I can physically feel the fangirls screaming across the globe: *_Y E S_*

[@loverboysean3433]

gay fanboys: Y E S

[@bearthebaker3298]

U mean me screaming

[@angusisarat5707]

【Mellifluous Roses】 hey it’s me

[@Inquisitor86779]

You mean 2:23

[@UgneBaranauskaite]

OMGG YEAAS and he's still hot

[@kaysalynmay8407]

2:10 really reminds me of the couple from the normal British series

[@WillowBranch208]

Everything connected..

[@flaviachiappini8493]

Okay this had his usual plot twist but the first part was the cutest thing ever

[@bella-bl3mp]

IKR

[@melannyrobyn5333]

Ikr

[@renmarie3143]

tru

[@dawnolson720]

+Melody Lam i looked up if he was a while ago and the internet says hes not but idk

[@PhuongHo-vp5un]

Was the person he was doing the "you know what" a boy or girl?!

[@spookylavey8390]

I love how he wrote the sign that said RUN!!!

[@kainoahthefrog]

"I'm gonna pretend you're 18 and take you on the best date you've ever had." Lmao Also he's the guy that would turn me straight.

[@tododeku2073]

That was the best date I have ever had probably because that was the 1st date I've ever been on ☺🙂😐😑😶😂😢😭

[@pockysmoky3246]

#DEAD😂😂😂

[@tajhaybanks8656]

Jeremy Heere it was the second date I've been on the other was with markiploer

[@adri._.]

Im only 11 F

[@theappledraws6147]

Tajhay Banks me too

[@queeralfdotexe]

The “Im gonna pretend you’re 18” line hits WAAYYY different when you’re 24 😂

[@TEENAGEMUTANNINJACAT]

After rewatching this about a million times I realized Brandon said in the beginning he was young to kill all of us with one stone and I'm the end we get murdered Very punny

[@ln5466]

Killing 2 birds with 1 stone means multitasking. Therefore, it means he will kill all of the birds with 1 stoney

[@dakifillet]

yeah but you know, play on words? also, FORESHADOWING

[@goofygoober3114]

Truee

[@haley9999]

Brandon: still wanna date me Everyone: BITCH YES

[@hannahakadoom6666]

SAMMMEEE

[@kingyvogi8686]

He ate us inside and out WOW

[@BellaLester-fr8qb]

YAS

[@riverhanna6309]

What the fuck no he didn't even turn off the camera. If you're going to kill someone hide the evidence.

[@milkytinez]

Haley Loyd 100000% fuck yes

[@sammyt5196]

the 12 year old creepypasta fangirls would still want to date u

[@shawty25mj]

+Ghost boo I can't believe that's a thing...

[@weirdfantasy00]

Omg I laughed to hard at that comment.

[@eluvna9624]

Why am I laughing so hard at this

[@jewelrossilli1490]

+Ghost boo i was ten when I liked creepypasta but one of my old firends like them when we where 12 and thats why i stoped hanging out with her + she made out with one of my best firends who was also a girl and I got pissed off and told them they where sick not for being les but for making out and now the other day {we are 15 now there still together} and me and my firends had a free period they did to and me and firends went to taco bell because it was down the road and when we got there they where of course making out and i told my firends about there story and they wanted to talk so we did and they told told us they are having sex so we asked since when and they said when we first made out and I was like OMG and when we where walking back to school they skiped to who knows what and I told my firends just know me and those girls we dont talk anymore...

[@sammyt5196]

+basket naps IT'S OK TO BE GAY LETS REJOICE WITH THE BOYS IN THE GAYYY WAYYYY

[@datnguyen-ob6gn]

little did we know that this would be relevant in the 2020s

[@emilyvos3249]

"Im gonna pretend you're 18" good idea I will do the same , heh

[@gamerjellypaws7717]

emilyvos I’m under 13

[@emilyvos3249]

@@gamerjellypaws7717 guess for you counts the same then

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe430]

Just when I thought I couldn't get any gayer, thanks Brandon

[@loverboysean3433]

same

[@Yarne314]

Lol

[@chewiuad1487]

Same

[@elijahmax9122]

I'm already gay

[@carabouttohityou6421]

Yep

[@alexsmith5813]

Brandon: “So do you still wanna date me?” Me: “Yes.”

[@fourfor44]

You sick piece of shi-

[@theirelandidiot]

Yeeeeeeeeeeees

[@memes4fun84]

It’s kinda hot tbh

[@kiwislover2228]

Omg fuck yes

[@lyokha8153]

A shit same ;¬;

[@goo_90]

That smile at the end always gets me

[@h0moc1d38]

" you still wanna date me" Me: yeah sure... seems like fun

[@edgy601]

a c ok me

[@riverhanna6309]

Welp I used to be gay buuuut after seeing this I'ma just go back to being straight

[@annika7095]

Ye. Im just gonna pretend im eighteen too

[@loveitsonlybabyscars6778]

Annu and I'm gonna pretend I'm white

[@softie.4488]

Annu same

[@Rennaharyk]

Annu pfffff totally not 15 pffff

[@smellyfrog4305]

LpsMaddiecat I'm totes not 5 years old lollolol

[@xxrinxx2935]

Annu same

[@mr.ligertiger]

Nobody: Brandon Rodger’s Camera: 💋👄💄💦💧

[@catinsured]

Yes

[@dannycastellano6940]

Holy crap I just got to that point

[@catinsured]

@@Alexa-mr4jn Damn you're right

[@sisonioma8231]

I watched this at 13. I'm back at it at 16 and my answer of yes hasn't changed

[@TheSophaloaf]

I watched this at 13 and have come back at 19 and honestly same

[@jaedae9874]

I don't want to date you anymore.... I want to marry you.

[@malniyagameing6008]

Me too

[@storiesofpaulfrancis5979]

Meeee

[@cassiaverse]

Same

[@malniyagameing6008]

Same

[@thepessimisticpolarbear6673]

Literally same

[@charlotterosecourt762]

Brandon: *smiles at camera while on sand* Also Brandon: *sneezes because of sand and looks at sand with disgust* Wow, okay, I relate-

[@Cheddar-Man]

When a virtual date is more romantic than your love life... Mainly because you don't have one.

[@asjbsbb5196]

Same

[@brken_y2082]

This hit me in an emotional place I never thought I even had

[@Caboose3511]

God...i feel that

[@mintyulti2754]

yeah uh very romantic

[@bleach2931]

Bold of you to assume

[@felsiccanis]

This video introduced me to Elias and the Error and I forever can't listen to the song without thinking of this video, and I love that

[@user-hn6tc9ot4j]

Elias and the error is a god

[@thegamingstar7280]

This is the most human interaction I’ve ever had.

[@SwtoSL]

Nobody : Literally no one: Not a single soul on this universe : Brandon: *making out with a camera *

[@TurboSplooge]

Soph Lmao idk the camera man is actually gay and so is Brandon do it works out. It was shot by his friend David July which is his insta name, and Brandon came out in a podcast

[@animenerd3109]

So Brandon... How does it feel to make out with a camera?

[@lol2heaven388]

Very strange very strange...

[@memaymoo8088]

We've all done it, don't lie

[@misswikipedia8865]

oops. a virgin here

[@Angel-gt7vd]

bich i lost a lung.

[@oliverdarkin2311]

Memaymoo um.....no.

[@cyborggaming2987]

0:12 minecraft youtubers at the peak of their career for literally no reason

[@Animaticx]

*casually puts on virtual reality thing*

[@minkiki8706]

ANIMATICX Hamilton same 😂😂😂😂 btw love the icon ! Yuri on ice is the shit I swear

[@Animaticx]

Mystical Day thanks

[@mossycryptid6446]

ANIMATICX Hamilton Fucking same 😂

[@galaxybomb6995]

ANIMATICX Hamilton I have a real SAMSUNG one

[@brandonproductions4588]

ANIMATICX Hamilton true doe

[@trxlynate9979]

That escalated quickly and took a dark turn

[@spicedragonquill9827]

Video- "Im gonna pretend your 18 and take you on the best date ever". Me-😂😂😂😂

[@loganparker4184]

you're*

[@earthwormsally3059]

Best date you ever had*

[@pirateking3918]

You're not funny

[@philipschrute8487]

i know and i'm like I'm actually 18 lmaooo

[@keresma4824]

I totally forgot this existed! Ty for inadvertently cheering me up Branbran 😘

[@JurassicProductions]

I’m straight but God if anyone is as sweet, lovable and charming as this man here, I’d be the luckiest in the world. Hope you guys find your “Brandon”!

[@routineplan2573]

Jurassic Productions That murders and eats me then rapes me? I hope too

[@tumbleweedsinthebackrooms3967]

Cannibalism and necrophillia, a twofer! 👍

[@kaylanasok1508]

Hi is min❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@r_jean7174]

@@kaylanasok1508 min? Lol

[@avaaadaegeee]

Same

[@DanaSatter]

Well.... I guess you can say he did eat you out at the ending

[@peligrodefrio5303]

Echt he?

[@juliebearrrr]

😂

[@FandomLeader]

^lol

[@EmaS0226]

HAHAHA 😂😂

[@emoangel1301]

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YES

[@JenCatTV]

Why did this still lowkey give me the feels

[@eliesepage1783]

Omg Sameeeeeee!!!!!!

[@babyraccoon5]

Same here?!? what the hell

[@jisellerullan4541]

Same

[@freyawaters340]

Same why

[@reynaspov]

same oml

[@Transchickadee]

This genuinely made me feel like a very special girl, thank you brandon for brightening my day yet again ☺️☺️☺️

[@nastythreat6698]

Legend has it that the person in the elevator is still there.....

[@batjokes2082]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sutomuarashi]

oop

[@vid9511]

Congratulations,Rogers. Im now on the fbi watchlist

[@MissToxicc]

Thank you, Brandon for pretending i'm 18 and taking me on the best date i've ever had

[@MissToxicc]

***** Lovely

[@daph3701]

lol

[@tamarakapor2865]

***** Nice profile

[@tinacallahan3421]

didn't you die

[@miamartin8510]

A chick stabbed me.

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

This is THE BEST response to simping that I’ve ever seen

[@shslmage]

gotta be honest, i actually liked this

[@kedits6845]

meme meme same

[@saratheamazingmustachelady8678]

Me too

[@cryingsakura7990]

Your profile makes me depressed lol

[@paigemartin9571]

meme meme me too

[@AsgardsValkyrie]

meme meme same

[@alysahb8622]

Okay but imagine dating Brandon... god what a dream..

[@wolfyx100]

Did you watch the video

[@real1swin]

Your guts are gone my dood

[@isabellaaviles2565]

@@wolfyx100lol

[@sukonmybawls1971]

Ummm no not a dream

[@jannecolon3334]

It would actually be really fun

[@jupipoopy]

Okay but the man is delightful. The fact that he even came up with this was hilarious.

[@mychemicalromancespetpotat9249]

I know, I luv his videos!

[@Scarycute13]

New fan here and Im so speechless... That was *the best* date I've ever had ❤

[@peacecookie34]

Ngl even with the ending it’s better than any date I’ve ever been on Because I’ve never been on a date. I’ve been single my entire life. Help.

[@bumblebre6160]

Same but I'm ok with it😐😐

[@alixw3865]

You’re prob like 14

[@herrinfontenette9281]

bayleigh same fam. Same

[@NomDeletePleasedeleteNom]

Lets change that ;;)) /s

[@madeleinea.b4682]

Love your profile pic💖💖😆

[@Ryloc]

Damn I’ve got some amazing thighs 😏

[@philipschrute8487]

I know i got thigh gap!

[@honeybuns2420]

Who wants a thigh gap?? I’m proud of my no thigh gap

[@Yamyito]

Aiden Hayes PLUS ULTRA

[@blue.scorpio]

Saaayymmme

[@farrahreed4250]

Forealll

[@ChrisZM]

I love coming back to this video at least once a year reminds me of good and sad times

[@OceanStarSenpai]

Okay but Brandon Rogers literally just ate me out so-

[@asjbsbb5196]

What the

[@diddyfan64]

Receipts?

[@legomovielover]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@avaburford9306]

Yasssss queeennn!!!!

[@juicykrabb4042]

Chrissy Luv my big tiddies were sucked by remy the rat while he taught me to cook 😜

[@zoembiez]

ah, back when everyone thought he was straight

[@lavendergold8854]

Good times...

[@nikiforofski]

i think he's bi?

[@zoembiez]

Nikiforos nah he said in a podcast he is gay.

[@vzimmz69]

@@zoembiez which one?

[@reignlol7704]

@@vzimmz69 271st episode of the drinkin bros

[@prinxesscr531]

this reminds me so much of don't threaten me with a good time

[@fundmydeath]

ikr

[@victoriacoldren4778]

fr!!

[@picklewart5382]

Reverse necro is best necro :]

[@mangotune7826]

I LOVE YOU

[@mangotune7826]

and yes. yes it does

[@lukemccarthy3711]

the twist at the end had me shook......best video ever

[@sumsum7552]

"I'm gonna pretend you're 18" Me: HOW DID HE KNOW

[@nakyum69]

s u m m y s e e y a me too...goodneds

[@vidamartinez5541]

Sbsbsb sAme

[@sumsum7552]

Sierra Nathu We are everywhere. But I'm not a extreme army like before tho.

[@xochi8126]

Holy shEt fucking Army's are everywhere, our fandom is le best lmao!

[@danteezy945]

Im the 69th like

[@eijisbestie3022]

I DIED WHEN HE SNEEZED INTO THE SAND I CANT

[@wako3951]

SAME

[@starrry1274]

Him: I'm gonna pretend like your 18 The few people who are actually adults: 👁️👄👁️

[@tumbleweedsinthebackrooms3967]

I'm 50, so he would need some prescription contact lenses for his blurry vision.

[@FlusteredBushStudios]

after all these years i’m finally 18 XD

[@stickthelanding4785]

My question why not 21 since that’s the age of consent

[@donthugmeimscared8522]

@@stickthelanding4785 Well in America the age of consent vary from 16,17, and 18. The legal drinking age is 21 in America.

[@miannavonbroz]

Sir... I'm thirteen years old.

[@dumptruck_babs]

A decade later and I'm still listening to Elias and the Error thanks to this video lol

[@xshadow_dem0nx]

Who else just likes him even more now 😂

[@Miku_Momiko]

Lol yup. I don’t have those kind of feeling towards him, but comedy wise oh hell yeah.

[@xshadow_dem0nx]

Mikugoddess haha yeah his comedy is on point 😂

[@afrogal_legay6925]

I wasn’t simping before I watched this I sure am now

[@axelbratz]

🥺🤌

[@lustfellcrystal995]

Yep 😂😍

[@rehanamubarak3629]

I don't know if it's just me, but I always found Brandon attractive.

[@adriannalata5878]

Me too, I'm really young.. shhh

[@Red-sw3og]

SAME

[@gwagwa5142]

Sameeee

[@boiledtoast112]

Yes.

[@deadflower3130]

Ohno yeah he’s absolutely attractive... the girl in this video is quite cute herself too, not gonna lie...

[@andrewhaseth6303]

I felt sick when the stab happened, (I’ve been stabbed before) But then the line, “You still wanna date me? You sick fu-“ And now I’m just dying of laughter

[@mikebazinga982]

you mind telling the story hehe

[@peppapinaj1969]

Andrew Haseth How does it feel to be stabbed?

[@hylianespeon3062]

Damn guys just gonna pressure this guy like that? XD Really tho that's crazy. Hope it didn't mess u up too bad.

[@LS-qt9bo]

I'm curious what's the story

[@deadlox5541]

An angry 12 year old fortnite player got em

[@rinyayy]

"You still wanna date me?" i was more willing than ever, thank you random twitter user for reposting this

[@lexispeaks5585]

I still wanna date you. That looks like more fun than i've ever had in my life.

[@gomi.1049]

honestly? me too.

[@alastorsfuckasshairdo]

Free World Natural Beauty me too😂

[@annabelleharris8788]

Free World Natural Beauty Wow

[@juliushughes114]

Getting murdered? Ok..

[@scombs6543]

Same

[@Summer-ru8hl]

O: My first kiss! And first time getting murdered...

[@warmmilk9480]

Same here on the kiss part. :)

[@kibble1145]

Summer nice

[@oafjasmine]

Just be glad there wont be a second

[@caromellow3656]

Summer oh it was my 10 hundred and first

[@gokuthesayianlegacy3447]

Summer 600th like on your comment your welcome

[@Bannof47]

A whole new meaning to getting eaten out 😂

[@KatieLeDerp]

cringe 47 PFFF your name! it says cringe but that made me do the opposite of cringe LOL

[@AJChan-kh6yw]

666 likes👍

[@jda_illa9134]

999 likes 👍

[@exequielgaleano9947]

One of the things I love most about this videos is that this have felt like the longer two minutes and thirty-five seconds of my entire life!!! I mean, at each point I thought "Well, that must be... Oh, there's more?!?!". Simply and geniusly awesome!!! 🤣

[@toffeeandcreme7047]

Wow, a date AND I get to die?

[@Jared-iq6ul]

Relatable

[@Emkito]

best experience.

[@saintpansy]

SAME

[@wokekola6939]

PERFECT!

[@jaydenanstine681]

ToasterBomb win win for everyone