AARON RODGERS IS TRADED TO CANADA | CABBIE PRESENTS

Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay Packers), the all world quarterback, pushes his team to the brink of the NFL Playoffs. Unbeknownst to Rodgers, Canada has traded Michael Buble, Shawn Mendes, Jonathan Toews and a comedian to be named later for him. Cabbie gets him prepared for his new life with a Rush t-shirt, jean jacket, red and black lumber jacket and tuque. Lastly, Rodgers delivers a speech about his excitement in becoming Canadian.

[@devinmoose]

Trade the entire population for Aaron Rodgers.

[@jermboy911]

"good luck with Trump" LOL legend

[@tigerererrerrr3797]

Jerich0 what?

[@divinearia1601]

lol...this is great stuff. "You know, what I do in practice a lot of times is if I throw a good ball and they drop it, I'll put up the bicep right here, man. They don't want to see it." The things that he says, the haters will take it as arrogance but what they don't get is that Rodgers has a huge sense of humor(a lot of it is dry too) and it's hilarious as heck. And so, the key to Rodgers is his broken finger. LOL. "We should make that trade before the wall goes up".

[@conorreedR2C]

As both a huge Rush fan and Detroit Lions fan, this both hurts and excites me to no end

[@3vo310]

Rodgers had me cracking up lmao

[@johnperrigo6474]

Funny stuff. Thanks for posting. Aaron Rodgers is a God to us Cheeseheads!

[@cyberbilly1]

So, any idea where that denim jacket with the flag lining came from? I kinda need to get one.

[@danebritten869]

I don't care if we had to throw in Gretzky to get Bieber out of here. What a deal.

[@wolf2109]

Dane Britten dude, Bieber has become American ever since his career started off. Nobody wants to live in Canada. Ppl come to America bcuz we built greatness. Everybody wants to be apart of it. Canada takes another L

[@kmh4674]

L

[@shaneyoung3407]

@@wolf2109 LETS GET THIS STRAIGT> NO ONE wants to move to US. Remember buddy boy, we're bigger and on top.

[@Mmxxaamm]

How could this guy not be this year MVP? It just simply sound impossible to me.

[@aaronhernandez2836]

Brady deserves it more

[@alwayssin4863]

AARON HERNANDEZ Brady missed 4 games and they still went 3-1, to say he deserves it more would sorta mean Rodgers had no value in the time Brady was out. Brady is a great QB but the team did fine without him. That being he isn't as valuable as you'd think since backups were holding the team up pretty well too. Don't get me wrong got respect for Brady but don't think he deserves MVP.

[@Mmxxaamm]

I agree, honestly this is a no brainer to me, it's not about stats or to be the best player overall, it'a about being the most valuable to a team. And that's Rodgers, without him, we are literally absolute utter shit.

[@alwayssin4863]

bi9foot he was predicted to be named mvp by a group that's accurately predicted the mvp of each year since the late 80's. And he is one who does deserve it. I'm not sure who's gonna get what but it's gonna be close.

[@ChambanaWags86]

Living in Chicago, it's like we already got 1/2 of Toews.

[@jeanettereyes6079]

I love the man, always have...but as soon as he brought up 'I love you, man" I almost fuckn lost it!! I fuckn love that movie, and made me love him even more!!

[@KhmerL0VEKhmer]

I always think of that lyric from one of Tsu Surf's song when I see him on the field.

[@Bline-ip6et]

A rod would definitely go live in Vancouver

[@Staygoldselena]

lol I love Rodgers 😂

[@jaykowsh1027]

That was actually a nice jean jacket.

[@luismercado9811]

Aaron Rodgers throwing shade at Trump is awesome 😂

[@DameDanimals]

Luis Mercado Not so awesome that he likes Trudeau though

[@SmEliot21]

Wish he would throw it at Obama too.

[@mmsibi]

keep on wishing lol

[@johnmcbane1016]

They can have Mendes and Buble...but we are not trading Toews for any NFL player, even 1 for 1, sorry.

[@barackslobama5309]

Hackin Nuts hows the trillions of debt, btw?

[@barackslobama5309]

Do you seriously think america is seen in a positive light internationally?

[@barackslobama5309]

Id rather be a nobody thats liked than a bully thats hated by most of the world.

[@barackslobama5309]

Youre right bud Im sorry, you guys arent that bad.

[@Callzorify]

yall got crosby and mcdavid, toews is a bum compared to Aaron GOD-ers

[@mikevantrigt4317]

I wouldn't mind him playing north of the border, I would like to keep Toews though.

[@twilightiseverything]

Aaron's shade towards trump is actually giving me life

[@XxCurlyManxX]

Lol this was awesome

[@kyletenor2450]

Remember what I've been through the hard the hard you never thought that hip hop would take it this far

[@Singledaddy734]

Pat needs to bring this up on Tuesday...lmfao....

[@linknzelda09]

Such a great guy

[@steveo673]

Rodgers: I've been RUSHified!

[@YakAttack64]

Noo Jonathan Toews! Trade Bieber instead

[@marktaylor7742]

That was going to be my comment. Well done.

[@dustinbrown8003]

Benny Bruschinsky we won't take bieber

[@Yessyessyessornoo]

He looks like Negan from the walking dead.

[@kmh4674]

actually true af... and same level if doucheness too.

[@leddsaliva]

Our footballs are no longer bigger. When the CFL was bailed out by the NFL, we switched to their ball as part of the deal. :(

[@steveo673]

leddsaliva Astute observation.

[@quentin3330]

I have an official game ball... it is slightly bigger...and only due to the laces. Laces stick out alot on the CFL Wilson football. But ya alot smaller than the Spalding J5V.... things were friggin beach balls.

[@HectorBsAs]

Aaron...the ONE!!!

[@Dizzzy831]

Yo Aaron Rodgers knows Mike Reily?! JESUS!

[@dustinbrown8003]

We don't want Mendes or Buble. We do not accept that trade. Step it up Canada.

[@Sphere723]

Fuck that trade. Add in Price and McDavid and you got a deal.

[@JordanPurpdrank]

That jacket fire af though

[@bryanjaimes5884]

MVP

[@flamesword300]

If Aaron Rodgers played in the CFL he'd probably put up numbers better than Peyton Mannings 2013 season.

[@keenanbaker3756]

I broke my finger and it didn't work... im sueing!

[@evilone36]

trade still not enough. need more throw in Ottawa hockey team to play permanently in WI.

[@aydenvanfossen9175]

Listen dude, it is against packers law to put "Aaron Rogers traded" in any sentence no matter how it ends. I almost had a heart attack.

[@PersianSelection]

Rodgers is great but common now, why would you throw Toews in there....pure class on and off the ice, no way he should be traded for anyone.

[@steveo673]

PersianSelection you've got to give up great to get great.

[@brettfavreify]

Toronto? How about Winnipeg?

[@CollinDUBS]

Hows that -40 weather treating ya?

[@harjotminhas1440]

brettfavreify Toronto is wayyy better than Winnipeg

[@mobucketsmoproblems9442]

why are you goin in for a handshake after the stuff you just handed him

[@MrMic18650]

Yes aron rodgers Canadians

[@zrrndzan3894]

Noooo don't leave I will miss you the PACKERS will lose you have to stay

[@collinjs99]

Sick fucking trade! Legoooooo

[@redlee1176]

It's my birthday 🎉

[@Fakename70]

All dressed>>>ketchup chips

[@personifiedanomaly8972]

canada got nothin valuable...except ryan reynolds and karma

[@buzzfeedright4154]

eh throw aaron rogers into the new NAFTA agreement

[@BMWWinehouse]

2:50 South Park reference. Way to slid that one in Aaron; there's a reason people liked you.

[@elchucofried5683]

BMWWinehouse why south park thats just a donald trump reference and the wall in Mexico

[@Willpackin]

elchucofried He's talking about how there was a bit in South park where instead of Mexico they build one to keep Canadians out and to fuck them to death or something I've only caught bits and pieces of it

[@Red__9999]

elchucofried Plus Aaron Rodgers is a HUGE South Park fan. On Twitter that's all he really post about

[@lindseyburns1019]

They're both hot af.

[@lukeman7493]

This is fake right

[@longshot4892]

Woohoooo

[@harrisonk3742]

john toews>Rodgers

[@vonitosrevenge]

Harrison K L af 😂

[@barackslobama5309]

Go pack Go how

[@SmEliot21]

Salty Chicago fan.

[@harrisonk3742]

lol...im a hockey fan... hate the hawks.

[@SmEliot21]

Harrison K good. I've been around too many Blackhawks fans that came outta nowhere in 2008 so I just assumed which was my mistake.

[@scout805]

Take off you hosers! A rod not throwin shade at Trump, he's wishin ya G'luck cuz like the mighty Pack he's a winner! Thats what champions do eh!

[@cindiesequeira5885]

Worst trade EVER

[@noahdommasch3970]

😂😂😂😂

[@dantelopez4863]

this better be a joke.

[@Tin-uc5ze]

Dante Lopez no

[@oskarbjornstad877]

Forced

[@gallowspole]

painfully awkward

[@Otis1194]

ANNNNDNDDDDD STILLLLLLL............................ can't win't a playoff game hahahaahahah

[@josealvara6658]

Otis Whitton What are you talking about? He won 2 this year

[@jeyd87]

Just wasted 6 minutes of my life

[@Qusic]

Jay Delgado 5 minutes 49 seconds to be exact

[@mobucketsmoproblems9442]

why are you goin in for a handshake after the stuff you just handed him

[@mobucketsmoproblems9442]

why are you goin in for a handshake after the stuff you just handed him