Do Not Watch This Movie Under The Influence (it's all ogre now)

DO NOT WATCH ____ GREENED OUT.
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[@AaronandJo]

So we can’t put the movie title in the title cause it’s shadow banned. That’s why the name isn’t in the title. KZbin makes sense.

[@jstarstudios7110]

FUNI OGRE MOVIE IS SHADOW BANNED!?

[@ellie5995]

Nothing has been the same ever since shrek is love shrek is life 😂

[@Paige-yr1rc]

I learnt this from Dylan is in Trouble, I’m surprised they haven’t changed it it’s been at least a year

[@shaniaaskew5803]

@@Paige-yr1rcwas about to comment this😂

[@jazazzz]

“you can’t keep a dog on a leash when you keep the donkey on the leash” so true i’ve always said that

[@sarasmith5071]

there’s one thing can’t do tho and that’s you can’t grab your balls by the balls if you got a cock in your hand and I’ve always said that

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

Such wise words

[@Andromeda14161]

I think that was Socrates.

[@Hi-ou3zu]

“You can’t keep a log on the river when you got a rope and you’re pulling it from the river fr”

[@jaguarluv13]

“Don’t criticize the frame rate, before looking at yourself.” Joverbs, 1:22

[@jazazzz]

josus strikes again

[@ams2364]

"You can't keep a dog on a leash when you keep the donkey on the leash." Joverbs, 1:34

[@samanthamanuel23]

Y'all even got the green lighting. The Shrek is so prominent it's radiating into the room.

[@juneturnsintojuly6684]

yall were greened out in more ways than one for real

[@wherethequietbeingsgo]

LMAO

[@rachelneviaser4948]

right off the bat "dreamworks uh yeah I sure hope it does" killed me

[@pinetrees92]

"would you rather have joe's bladder or the ladder? cause id take the latter" LMAO

[@Caami0]

I love when you guys don't even watch the movie. It makes the video and the jokes funny. the jokes are funny when they're unrelated to the video

[@milacole4135]

Was that sarcasem?😂

[@Caami0]

@@milacole4135 someone commented this as a hate comment and the take was so bad i just copied it and made it positive😭

[@tink6225]

LMAO I seen the original comment

[@benjirivoh]

i don't get why people don't just watch the video itself lmao it's called a reaction for a reason (loving the pfp girlie)

[@abbyz13]

@@benjirivohand bc of copyright they HAVE to make it their own :/ we would have zero content if they just sat there literally watching the movie lol

[@saoirse5548]

aaron: the woodpeckers sure got to that tree jo: bro doesn’t know what erosion is 😭😭 why is this so funny

[@sxnbu]

maturing is realizing that Fionna (ogre version) is actually so gorgeous

[@artisticbeautybyhanako6801]

Possibly the first children's media to show plus size figure as a desirable heroine🤌✨️

[@icelily1761]

3 minutes in and this is by far the most unhinged video they made. Very good, very fitting lol

[@senpaisear-edge]

Ikr i thought they’d just be slightly high or something but they’re actually blasted 😭

[@savage_optimist]

Nah, "Is the Muffin Man underage?" Is crazzzzy 😂

[@krishabhagat6428]

now watch the best movie ever made: shrek 2

[@rockstargirl]

omg plsssss

[@Northstarboysvsp]

My favorite lol shrek is my childhood ❤

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

Obligatory *_"Shrek is love. Shrek is life."_* comment 💚

[@nicolefranklin1752]

Shrek is sleeping with your wife

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

@@nicolefranklin1752 *_Plot twist: I am the wife_* If Shrek sings "All Star," then my husband just might have some competition... it's hard to live up to such an iconic ogre! 🎵🎸🌟👩‍🎤🎶 (All jokes aside, Samah is a somewhat common Arabic name given to girls, if that helps 😅)

[@abbyz13]

you weren’t obligated. you weren’t obligated at all.

[@luvvvv124]

I completely… forgot about those videos wow thanks for reminding me ……..

[@finclec]

Aaron and Jo making every little quote into a screamo metal song is the highlight of my day

[@jasmine_frances]

oh they're gone gone

[@maverickbull1909]

GONE BABY

[@nnng9]

NO WAY HE SAID “I FORGOT DREAM WAS IN THIS MOVIE” LMFAO

[@llamachai]

"bro why you doing daily affirmations with the sun going down?" "cause like I'm running out of time. I procrastinated" based 😂

[@joeymills5827]

‘is the muffin man underage?’ ayo y’all are wild for that LOL 😭

[@andreasbenning]

Laughed hard at that scene where you said "that's our audience!", then I was like.... Wait a minute? 😀 I prefer stairs! They are rarely cramped or out of order, and they provide me with sick muscleeeeeeeeeees!

[@emilyepicmess8072]

I thought Aaron was joking when he said he DM’d Megan Thee Stallion 😭 why is this so funny to me

[@kiiexo]

Not the “h-hey”

[@natattac_]

Gotta say I’ve been following you guys for a couple years now & this video is probably one of my all time favs, had me constantly laughing my ass off 😂

[@Bearsnote]

I love how they didn’t use the thumbnail pic at all 😭😭

[@Bo-em4sk]

Nah he was right the green LEDs really add to the vibe

[@musicianshipcreative3660]

I prefer escalators over elevators and stairs because the visual experience of ascending or descending is fascinating. It can be enjoyable to play with the direction and create a continuous loop. The culture surrounding escalators is interesting as people tend to behave more politely compared to stairs and elevators. However, it is important to note that escalators can be dangerous, adding to their allure. They pose more risks compared to elevators, which can be thrilling. Escalators are particularly well-suited for crowded areas and offer a more convenient option than stairs. Elevators can become cramped, although the air inside is pleasant. The continuous loop and cascading stairs of escalators are marvels of engineering and their mechanical operation is impressive. They are often powered by electric motors. Escalators have better safety features compared to stairs, and accidents usually occur due to human error. They provide smooth and fast transportation and are incredibly enjoyable. It's a shame they aren't implemented more widely. Escalators occupy less space and can also be designed for individuals with disabilities. They enhance the visual appeal of any location and offer an exciting and enjoyable alternative to elevators. They are just better than everything.

[@grankjj7862]

been sayin this👆

[@Sam-mx6yh]

Eloquent. Great job.

[@artisticbeautybyhanako6801]

Im still too scared of the experience that is entering an escalator, that I raise you: see-thru glass elevators

[@bleedingcowboys7147]

totally agree. although i wanna add - even though escalators do have good safety features, how serious the accidents can be are on completely different levels (lol) so imo in terms of possible danger: stairs>escalators>lifts. but yeah overall im with ya, escalators supreme

[@musicianshipcreative3660]

@@bleedingcowboys7147 yeah the accidents on escalators can be fatal easily or really bad injuries and that is scary.

[@stephenmassaquoi2814]

So happy y’all finally reacted to this Dreamworks Masterpiece 💚

[@js-1389]

all star by smash mouth was the class song when i graduated high school in 2017. shrek raised us all

[@CaptainCherryPants]

The werewolf breakdown interlude was not something I was expecting but it's something I desperately needed.

[@featuring_ludacris]

I forgot how unhinged Shrek was 😭

[@emma-dw5qz]

I forgot Donkey was fairy dustified I thought he was just like that

[@gailwy]

The dust let him fly for a little bit and he tried to escape. He was talking the entire time even before the dust

[@vykepp5709]

There is a pic of me dressed as Fiona in kindergarten for Halloween. I painted myself green and all.

[@olivia_vermast]

Tf were you guys smoking before this?😭 I’m howling

[@Schutte2016]

This is a trainwreck. I love it.

[@isabelalimaalves3414]

This is my final jam

[@bigoof3997]

Love the werewolf cover mid video guys. I love bring me over the horizon

[@WalkingOnAirTomorrow]

this is fkn hysterical i couldnt keep a straight face the whole time

[@VillainIsLemony]

Exactly how high was Aaron when you guys filmed this lol

[@sS0O0L]

I accidentally slept while this video was playing. I had a whole ass dream about Shrek Aaron haunting me with a distorted version of all star playing during the whole thing, and it went for almost too long.

[@keeth-]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON!!! THIS VIDEO WAS GREAT i love the way you guys started singing your metal songs again ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥

[@donnytonny730]

9:44 me and my fairy god parent as i’m passing kidney stones

[@scxxterbones]

a new video while i’m binging all the old ones, all right (shrek is my fav movie)

[@harakirikiss6128]

I love when yall do the metalcore bit

[@Mili329]

Missed screamer jo and a cappella Aaron, loved the comeback

[@Crowbatbar]

This commentary is brave

[@otacon6566]

What a perfect time to be on gummies. LMAO!!

[@maverickbull1909]

same lmao

[@eatpant4ever]

For a moment, I genuinely thought they were going to react to 𝒯𝐻𝐸 Shrek video.

[@rubysparkles5789]

The fact that you don’t even need to say which one and we all know what you’re talking about

[@abbyz13]

@@rubysparkles5789tumblr raised us and it was not good. solidarity brother

[@loriren8445]

I swear Aaron is my mom asking me a bunch of random questions to a movie she has seen many times. And I'm Jo just annoyed and confused

[@ThePinkLizard1]

omg i swear i’m Aaron watching them made me realize lol we can’t help ourselves 😅

[@soullessgoddesss]

I’m gonna need a full Silent Night cover lmao

[@buuuuuuug]

SHREK AIR BNB?!

[@toot8510]

i’m glad you guys are back to putting both of you in the thumbnail! the whole single person in the thumbnail thing was weird lol

[@Laura_Ingalls_Wilder]

I had a shrek movie night a few years ago, and we had LED lights surrounding the whole room. We had the lights on green just like this video and of course “shrek is love, shrek is life” 💚💚

[@i_am_an_idiot_but]

5:10 you guys should’ve actually made that the thumbnail

[@Nai-ss9ez]

5:25 “Get a job, ogre.” Underrated joke. had me snickering in the public library

[@gs_penis_16]

they talk so slow i had this in 1.5x speed and didn’t even realize till like halfway through the video 😭

[@derrelkizis7865]

I love the Shrek movies growing up! Happy Birthday Aaron!🎂🧁🍨🎊🎉

[@rachelthevoice]

please say you both are gonna release a barbie/dreamworks metal album. that would make my day. ROCK ON!

[@BRIANNA_00]

I love my two daddies

[@flutter2386]

Wait y’all are way more stoned here than any other of your vids my algorithm has shown me. Good times lol

[@missdaytona22]

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

[@ghostfluids]

just wanted to say painted lenses is fire

[@tarohiromi8493]

Jo: Let's just cut this right now Me: *gets an ad* 😂😂😂😂😂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON

[@iamangelfowler]

i couldn’t imagine my life without knowing who Aaron & Jo was the first time that I watched your guys videos it was the best day ever my 2 favorite people in the entire world u 2 mean so much to me thanks for always making me laugh & happy

[@juliagirlgirl123]

Same fr 🥲

[@teleportingpotatoe]

do u even have his merch

[@atlas6111]

​@@teleportingpotatoeI'm inside his walls... and your walls 👁👁

[@ghostophelia2245]

Damn... that kinda weird

[@catherineward3940]

This video actually had me crying laughing and made my shit day a lot better so thank you guys !!

[@lily88872]

im high as fuck, i needed this thank you for delivering:)

[@mayagarcia2700]

y'all hilarious 😭

[@rachelreine]

this is your most unhinged video yet

[@kierstynfritz3405]

“do not be quick to point out the splinter in your neighbors eye when there is a spear in your own eye”

[@irohsteacup]

I prefer the stairs gang, but only so there is more room on the elevator for people who really need it. Now who is ableist ??

[@rue...whenwasthis]

shrek is actually based off a book and the original actor died after recording 90% of his lines, so after that they recast shrek as the guy from austin powers, and rework then ENTIRE movie cause they wanted, and this i a direct quote, "edgy fairtytales" and then BOMM! we have the cinematic masterpiece that is SHREK

[@fartchaser777]

my jaw dropped reading this

[@rue...whenwasthis]

@@fartchaser777 it was also the project employees were made to work on as a punishment in the studio

[@fartchaser777]

@@rue...whenwasthis OH. MY. GOD???? JAW DROPPED YET AGAIN. GENUINELY

[@danipaige316]

Happy birthday erin!

[@peninak3610]

Oh how I've missed the screamo! I freaken love you guys!

[@dawnnn444]

u guys always make me laugh so hard I get tired 😭

[@stupid4parx_]

great vid, this was my favorite of yours in a while

[@tomatosoup1304]

Yess! Your reactions never miss!

[@mags-lv8hb]

'oh yeah i forgot dream was in this movie brah' hit me like a ton of bricks

[@Mesiawhy]

What a perfectly timed drop

[@charliethedogingtoon7410]

Happy Birthday! Also it made me happy seeing the old thumbnail style.

[@multifandomz8221]

that version of silent night was fire

[@jaguarluv13]

0:39 ty for this joke

[@terri02]

So excited wtf I love shrek !!!!

[@user-gu4xl7pu6f]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSSSSS

[@ilikethenight9732]

BAKED ❤

[@confused_reader]

you were right, this video did not disappoint 😂

[@audrey7704]

NOW SHREK 2!!!! best movie ever

[@daniela906]

i laughed out loud good job

[@Aurora-Welch]

This movie is off the hook, I can’t believe I missed all those jokes as a kid, They don’t make movie like Shrek anymore. 1:04 RIP to the lead singer of smash mouth😔

[@lux2996]

Happy birthday Aaron!! Hope you have fun!

[@Shrimpbby3]

LOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH LOVE TO YOU💖💖

[@tink6225]

happy bday kang🎂 thanks for all the laughs

[@jxsie_04]

Happy birthday aaron !! Anyways, this was an experience 😭😭

[@charlieconner1270]

Happy birthday month Aaron! 🎉

[@diamerald39]

Most iconic commentary of this movie ive ever seen. 10/10

[@vinn297]

Yeees, missed you guys breaking into song

[@apex8927]

Lol looks more like Markiplier than dream

[@terri02]

I love you guys

[@cassandrajane7302]

The amount of times I replayed Dragon looking at you like that 😭😭😭 I'm sobbing

[@NiranGs]

I feel like you guys would love Sinbad. You guys would foam at the mouth at the baddie Eris 👌🏻

[@emolyrice]

WATCH HOODWINKEDD

[@cinthyatorres7470]

My safe space are these videos