Team Animals - Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

Jokes about my first pet. Try to watch till the end.
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Credits:
Video Team: Abhishek Bhutwani, Gaurav Anand, Chimay Samnani
Post Production : Karan Asnani(Myoho Films)
Color Grading: Karan Asnani
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Cat Videos Shot by: Vishakha Upmanyu & Me
Sound Recording and Mixing: Sreejith Menon
Music composed by: Achint Thakkar
Singer: Achint Thakkar
Song Written by: My cat - Mitch Hedberg a.k.a. Zinda
Soft Toy provided by: Urooj Ashfaq
Thanks to Madhvendra Singh, Sidharth Dudeja for helping me with some tags to this bit
Announced on stage by; Sumendra Singh

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He's the only comedian I feel who isn't corrupting his material with society's bullshit. He's pure gold, making us laugh by pure story telling and observation. I'm a fan.

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I have never been more impressed by the wholesomeness of a stand-up: funny, witty, affectionate, dark and real. So happy I saw this

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It saves time😌✌️

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Abhishek recording his cat's surgery Doctor: recording kyun karna hai? Abhishek: kyun ki, yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi

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Moment banana hai

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Yar ek hi joke bar bar accha nahi lagta 3 sal k bacche thori hai.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rupanshidhruv]

I like how he spreads awareness about things through his comedy. Indeed a very compassionate and intelligent person.

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@S J not everyone is aware but those unaware people are not on internet for sure.

[@sevengers4u]

awareness do you think it is a good act to pet an animal and control their birthrate for the sake of humanly pleasure of petting an animal. shame on all who think it is a good act, it is so cruel and brutal thinking of humans.

[@rupanshidhruv]

@@sevengers4u it's not about what we want but rather a safety measure for our pets. Even we humans control our own birthrate by taking contraceptive pills. Please Google the benefits of sterilizing a cat or a dog. You will realise how important it is for their health and longevity. Plus, how it reduces suffering in stray animals. There are a lot sterilization programs run by government itself. A lot of animal lovers and rescuers are dedicated to this noble cause. I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself.

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@@rupanshidhruv I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself... your profound sources please??? so I can read and increase my knowledge.

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He is crazy man His writing skills and way of delivery is just on another level 🔥❤

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Brilliant presentation ❤🎉

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Ye hi hy wo Karla jiski sabko talash thi

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Yo are next level comedians after Zakir khan

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The sentence "MAT CHAATNA MUJHE AAJ" immediately reminded me to see whether i have liked this video or not. FABULOUS dude. Lots of love from Odisha.

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@@seedhemaut7220 awesome. It relaxed me after a hectic day. Beautiful

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The way he ridiculed every superstition around cats and also sent two parallel strong messages around 1. Pet care and 2. Ridiculous taboo around sex are simply put- BRILLIANT! One of my favourites and will forever be so!

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No, there is a technicality in that cat superstition - our own billi cannot katofy our rasta, it has to be a stranger billi on the road :)

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Bs bhai ... 14 and it's deep nhi h itna. Zyaada hi pet care h to dog and cat se aage bdho

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@@eeew2691 Kya dinosaur le aayen ghr pr??

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Your name is Upama?

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Upma and dasgupta these both don't go together

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Other girls- be rough with me Upmanyu's girl- do rough on me

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🤣🤣🤣

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Lmao

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😂😂👍

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Bete..😂

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The way he's controlling his laugh and not giving any reaction by listening to the audience laugh is incredible 🫣

[@Endever10]

True that's why he is loved the most in stand up community

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Man i wanna see a full 2hours show of yours ..u r damnnnn hilarious🤣👌👌❤❤👌👌

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@RaGe DadY pubg se to achha career hai bachhe. 😂😂

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Doctor: video maat banao Abhishek: yehi batein to baad main yaad ayengi 😂

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Doctor: video maat banao Abhishake:yehi baatein to baad mein yaad ayengi Abhishek's dad:beta daant mein keede padja....

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Knock knock ! Abhishek : Who's there ? "PETA Here"

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Abhishek be like: Aap holi aur Diwali ko aathe Ho na

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The best comedian I have ever watched.... appreciation from Pakistan Anubav is second best

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But that song made it so deep and emotional in the end. Like we have to think that how human rights rules over every creature of the world...

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Even now, he's still one of the best 😄

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Two of the funniest things about him are his voice and his expressions.

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and not his content lol?😂

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badi insult kar ki

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Proper dilli troll

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No his dialogue delivery is best

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He uploaded a 23 min long video to compensate his 12 months absence he knew how much public needed him back😂😂

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Your True Fan ❤

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He still wears two watches..🤣So adorable..❣

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Three*

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why??

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@@Real_Gangsta-q8h Ek papa ne gift ki aur ek gf ne konsi pehenu unhe samaj nhi aa raha tha isilia dono pehen li..Phit time kisne me dekhu ye confusion ho gaya aur dono me dekhu to pehele kisme dekhu, phir unhone kaha chodo yrr main apni vali main hi dekh leta hu..To third watch khudki hai jo pair me pehen te hai..🤣🤣❣

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I thought only I observed.🤣.🤣

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doctor: mat dekho, aur ye video mat bnao abhishek: yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi

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haha it was hilarious, thanks for bringing awareness about Spaying and Neutering. Love from Buddy.

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Verified spammer

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@@ishaanislive3325 no he is an uploader actually. He has a channel about his dog

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I watched your all videos

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Abhishek, you are a master piece!! my eyes are sore from laughter throughout the show

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Abhishek Upmanyu’s time so good that he has to wear two watches at the same time. Legend

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Yes

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Your comment was more funny than this video

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One more legendary cat added to history 😹😹😹 1) schrodinger 's cat 2) Upmanyu 's cat 😆😆😆😆😆😆

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samay raina's cat gambit but anyway usko janta hi kaun hai🤷🏻‍♂️

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​@@kailo67kaun hai ye😊

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​@@kailo67 but now he

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​@@kailo67 kaun samay?😐

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"Life hai kya kar sakte hai, i think natraj ka sharpner best hai" owsm line😂😂😂

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Hello mia .....

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🤣🤣👍

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Hi fake faminist 😅

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9:14 indian men 🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣 he nailedit here dhoti kholdi patriarchal gadedo ki 😂😂😂

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13:48 Abhishek:- **Natraj ka sharpner best hai** Apsara:- **triggered**

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Bhai dono ek hi company ke hai....

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Copy

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Baap se bani*

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Upmanyu is brilliant. Possibly the best in India. Not cringy, great writing and brilliant delivery.

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His expressions and his cuteness ❤

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Haha

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"Muh dukh gaya cute ban ban ke". 😂😂😂😂😂This guy is pure talent.

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The way he has blended his comedy skills with social taboos is just wow.😂❤️

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That's what good comedians do🔥

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Taboos mtlb?

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@@raghavshukla5255 means the things r not conventional or not a part of our ritual... Hindi - Amanya chizen , Jo possible nhin ho sktin..... 🙏

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@@raghavshukla5255🌃😂😂😊😂😔💞💞😔😔😂😔😂💞💞💞💞😂😔😔😂💞😔😔😔😔💞💏💏😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊☺️😂💏😊😂☺️😊😊😊😊😊😊 xx,

[@HAKAI780]

Everytime i feel bad i search standup comedy and your videos appear on the top. ❤love your performance

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Real humour without any offensive words no jokes on dharm,politics or any other issue ...Real Creator is just like ABHISHEK that's why he is unique and Extraordinary

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@Vishal Srivastav bhaisaab naal katvai he ki nahi

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Bhencho bhencho itni baar bol diya bhai aur without any offesive words??😂😂😂

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What's the problem on jokes on politics

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No offensive words? Lol

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u know nothing abt real humour

[@JohnWick-ec4sf]

Everyone is laughing on his jokes.. Me : *trying to figure out why he's wearing two watches*

[@khurramzaman836]

Haha same here

[@alkaojha8972]

Ditto

[@khaleefax9553]

May be one doesn't work or it's out of batteries? After all he is a natural comedian.

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The other one is a fitbit I think?

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[@minniji540]

When you realise there was a strong message behind the jokes... Pets are not our commodity, they are living beings, with all their needs.

[@aagamsancheti1375]

So eating meat is humane?

[@jabursayyed4586]

@@aagamsancheti1375 makes sense . Tell that to the lion too .

[@aagamsancheti1375]

@@jabursayyed4586 he does not understand humane feeling but we can, god gave us this capability to love every living being

[@jabursayyed4586]

@@aagamsancheti1375 Ofc we understand humane behaviour , we r not eating pets bro . We aint chinese 😂😂🤣🤣

[@subratr5807]

Abhi Nostalgia main kyun jee raha hai?

[@BilalNoor-n9w]

Literally, watch whole Amazing! If stand-up comedy is an art then Abishekh is a Picasso of stand-up comedy 💯👍

[@shraddhaj3928]

Main: Patidev bachaye aap! Patidev: Talak hogaya hamara, Talak hogaya! 😂

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Abhishek uploads a video : Everyone : '' Memes hi memes honge''

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😂

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Nn

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Hh

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My mumma said make 500 She will gift me new phone 12more❤️ krado 😛

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🤓

[@gobardhanmeher787]

Everytime I rewatch this , I find it more funny.👌👌🤩

[@yashratwani280]

After schrodinger cat, upmanyu cat is going to be added in history books

[@avishkarpawar1442]

Now upmanyu will continue quantom mechanics.

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@@avishkarpawar1442 sharirik durgandh mechanics.

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And yours in wren and Martin for grammar!

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I think it was Heisenberg's cat na??🙄🙄

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@@nikhilguptacfa ohhh .... You just burnt him with this reply brother😂😂

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Actually his acting skills are godly

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God🙄🙄

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Ok DiCaprio

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Whats that dp ?

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@@anjalimathur7554 he means the hand movements

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Ur cat is a unbelievable poet, he deserves Oscars.

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Seriously...!! Poet and oscar....? Tell me one poet who got oscar 😑

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@sunnythakur vo billa ha

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People wondering about him wearing two watches. ....but legends know he is wearing one on his leg too😂

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*Abhishek Upamanyu after each video "Bye Guys, See you next year."

[@isubhistatus]

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[@priyanshuchakraborty105]

😂😂😂😂

[@neerajmishra102]

The content he gives wo raaton raat nahi likha jaa skta , he knows very well where he has to take pause, face gesture on every line It takes time

[@akshatk3570]

@@priyanshuchakraborty105 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai

[@akshatk3570]

@@neerajmishra102 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai

[@dhirj8475]

5:42 when you realise that he is shinchan's adult version 🤣

[@shilpasen596]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIiafImphb6NkNk

[@sunkey9992]

Shinchan bhi adult ke liye he hai It's for 40+ in JAPAN

[@vineetkumar7983]

@@sunkey9992 are you serious ????? Is for 40+ not 18+ or pg14 ?????????????

[@arunkapilgaming]

​@@vineetkumar798316+ ke liye hai ye jyada bol gata

[@satyammaurya575]

Watching his videos in night after whole family has slept is very dangerous I can't control it😂🤣

[@nothingdesides6067]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/apWrpIKeaMhphbc

[@divyanshishukla5229]

Same here 😂😂😂🤣

[@er.iqubalsinghnagar3003]

Me too watching at 1:51

[@sadhanasakhare4778]

Bhai raat bhar jagi thi abhi 6 bajh rahe hai 1 ghante se comments pad rhi hu ❤️👍😉

[@tkhan3147]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXy3nKGjdpijoJo

[@nijgururajashtagi4673]

Never... I repeat never watch Abhishek's videos at night when everyone is sleeping😂😂

[@AdityaGupta-xb7tz]

din me release hui hai video aur aaj toh pehla hi din hai

[@nitinsood5907]

Couldn't agree more ..

[@shahzuhaibhussain6539]

Abe tere yha sab 9 bje hi so gye kya?

[@friedsugar2701]

8 mahine baad bhul jaoge

[@nijgururajashtagi4673]

@@shahzuhaibhussain6539 warning de raha hu bhai🙄

[@1-aansh119]

His cat after watching this -- *OOOO BENCHO TO TU HI THA WO........* 😂😂

[@hrithikjain1806]

As a cat owner I understand capturing those beautiful moments of my cat and showcasing it to others. Btw his cat climbing to where the suitcases were... Is just so epic!

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@sunilverma-lg1yc]

😂

[@shreyasmr3777]

Abhishek: wears two watches Akash Gupta: kalaiyaan suni nahi rakhta Edit: thanks for the likes y'all

[@snehakalra6199]

😂😂😆

[@Azx12345]

Nice one😂

[@jainilprasad1925]

Kakashi 🥺

[@shreyasmr3777]

@@jainilprasad1925 hello, fellow weeb

[@QualityFurniture-e3z]

Hor bhai pannu

[@AbhishekPannu]

Haa bhai😂

[@pareesojitra0803]

Kuch zarurat ho to batana pannu

[@trafalgar256]

Jese abortion

[@veerbhanuverma1328]

Heroine

[@Shubhx-el3tf]

⁠@@veerbhanuverma1328abortion?

[@Anonymous-jw8sk]

I swear he is the THE BEST STAND UP COMEDIAN. Dude just make your own show.

[@lucifergaming9642]

Ya tatti kunal needs to learn what is comedy from Abhishek

[@tusharchandlani5597]

Fr. The song at the end was hilarious as well as nice to hear. He can kill the show with such ideas🔥

[@the_vertex]

@@lucifergaming9642 bhai comedians aur communist mai farak hota hai😂

[@PradeepSharma-yo3zq]

When I see his video I always think that he is very underrated as he is much more funny than other KZbinrs like bb,carry and many more who has more subs than him

[@dragsterbixing2584]

@@lucifergaming9642 Liberandus find him interesting 😏

[@samrakhalid491]

He is wearing watch in both hands. He seems more punctual than others. Ps: he mentioned his little sister. Wasn't he the only kid (ref: name and pigeons video).

[@CALLTOCORE]

Yes absolutely bro

[@atifarahman3325]

Please type Miss Kainaat on search panel and show some love to that 11 years old kid. She doing really great job and not getting likes or views. It would be disheartening for a kid. So please show some support. Thanks😃

[@Deepsingh-vj9on]

@@kiwi2x492 if you are that good you don’t need to beg . Keep doing what you doing and eventually you will be acknowledged

[@ekanshdwivedi350]

LHS = RHS

[@chetan007ize]

One is fit band and another one is "jisme time dikhta hai "

[@mohammedabdulrahman4056]

Wearing watches on both hands: The akash Gupta in my mind:" Kalaiya suni Nahi Rakhi tune..."

[@wondersboy6550]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZnIkpp3n89jj9U

[@moron4955]

Tere comment ke Baad mujhe pata ki usne dono. Haatho main ghadi pehni hai 😂😂

[@jaiminpatel3760]

Bowling like mitchell starc .. ... ...kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGaUeZ17os6anac

[@kavya5244]

😂😂😂

[@devendrabhuarya4917]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKSToKaEod13gcU

[@sivusemwal2695]

My favourite standup comedian ❤❤❤so cute & funny 😄😄🤣

[@VikashKumar-nb3nd]

Welcome to the hundreds of memes for the next two years (at least)..

[@neutrinoR-M]

He doesn't have to try to be funny.. He is born funny... So damn hilarious and 210% original ones 😂💜

[@paras73164]

He have great humor

[@dr.doodle8974]

yes......very funny....so funny that he wore a watch in each hand...

[@sid.469]

@@paras73164 🤣 u have it yaa

[@xiaoshen194]

Yaar tum dogi? Bas ek?

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s

[@satvikmanocha7311]

Lesson i learned today - never drink water while watching his videos

[@rohitpatil4756]

Bro I swear I just drank one sip of water in-between Suddenly he cracked a hilarious joke that water came out from my nose

[@AmanSingh-ix3bh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGrLm3aXl5KBhac

[@prachi4110]

Most hilarious moment is when water comes out of nose 👃💦

[@ur_Sandy018]

Very goodLove you sir best O nice #Sandy018😍😍😍😍

[@03amitupadhyay42]

rip phone/monitor

[@sameerarya4416]

Wow nice very funny good videos I like this has has kar mera pet main Dard hone lagaa u r great artist and your great personality I wish you famous in all world...

[@keertisharma4790]

was highly depressed from long time ... just came through this video ...after so many days i laughed like anything ..your best work till now...amazing ..superb loved every part of it.

[@anshikaagrawal1106]

Hope you are doing well now

[@kumarrahul1982]

You were sad and not depressed. Depression is a disease in which you will not feel like doing anything.

[@keertisharma4790]

@@kumarrahul1982 I am agree on that.. Thanks😊

[@keertisharma4790]

@@anshikaagrawal1106 nothing great but yes not sad anymore.. Thanks😊

[@Adil-vq7nb]

After uploading abhishek upmanyu video Bassi fans to bassi: kab khoon kholyga re tera 😅😁😂

[@aryansheikh6160]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rna7koKHoNKZpdE

[@sureshkhavadiya1123]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZqZgn6Fbs19l7M 🤤🤐😆🤯

[@dev4prakash]

Bahut sahi bro

[@ashutoshmadhwani2335]

Bassi kon h be

[@jaspreetsinghsandhu24]

@@ashutoshmadhwani2335 comedian just search Bassi

[@latiefmohiuddin6840]

That's the proper length of a comedy video we all want

[@Ankitkumar_130]

I was just unable to control my laugh during whole video....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an outstanding comedian are you bro

[@sudhanshusain5072]

" Ye Billa ghar me hi rahega to Rasta kaat ta hi rahega ".....Epic yar 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yahi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi 😆

[@krishnakanth1079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXywnX-EgtiIgbM

[@adnanspy8751]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zn6aaGOhe8eZpJI

[@atikali7661]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pl65lmqfa7qJa5Y

[@atikali7661]

@@krishnakanth1079 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pl65lmqfa7qJa5Y

[@AjaySingh-tv2mq]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIq9ZXh-brqUlc0

[@Turf_MH20]

This is how adult Shinchan would look like

[@murilooliveira5532]

. kzbin.info/www/bejne/foDHaKGuftqIaqs

[@bindassmunia5637]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4PUaYitfcutrdk 🙂🙂🙂

[@jakejones6481]

Lol. Exactly what I thought.

[@beingakky7836]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXnGdIt6qpqUrK8

[@yankityo5737]

😶

[@eishangupta9521]

Ladkiyan: "Tu nahake nahi aya?" "Haan mat chatna mujhe aaj" XD

[@shrutisr7856]

Ladkiya bhi kaha nahati h ?🤣

[@ananya1666]

@@shrutisr7856 🤣🤣lol

[@Randomgirl914]

😂🤣

[@amanisdreaming3914]

Meri Girl Classmate toh khud teen teen din tak nahi nahati.

[@191_gunjansingh8]

Amazing song and I love it this video keep it up brother👌😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ManishaGupta-mm8ui]

People talking about how he is wearing 2 watches, while true fans know he is wearing a third one on his leg 😂😂

[@shashankyadav750]

Mai vhi dekhne aaya tha ki , dikh rahi ki nahi

[@sahilarora2058]

Ha Taki voh waqt ke sath chal paye

[@priyankakashyap6087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DLlplnn618pJY

[@ultimatum6786]

But it was not in the act 🙄

[@KhaasLog2023]

You mean the middle leg!

[@AndroidiOSGameplay4You]

This is the only comedian who never disappoints me. LOVE YOU ABHISHEK.😍😍😘😘😘😍😍

[@nishitjain265]

I think you forgot Akash gupta😄😉

[@AbhishekGupta-di6ol]

Thanks

[@here_shivam_gupta]

Bhai bhaii bhaiiii❤️❤️❤️

[@curlyhaircurly]

Abhishek umpanyu nd devish dexit purush nhi h Mahapurush h mahapurush

[@Aj-pz3tc]

Abhinav Singh bassi ko bhul gye lgta he😂😂

[@deepti731]

"Bahut bura din tha! Mummy ki maar aur pati ka dhoka ek saath mil gaya" 😂😂Ded!😂😂

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@arish2611]

Chup chutiya

[@kavyaverma9221]

he's the most well researched stand-up artist our country has !!

[@PayalPanchalComedy.]

Quality of abhishek upmanyu -- 1 million views in just 7 hours.🥳

[@jyotishmannath1830]

Million means 10 lacs!

[@jyotishmannath1830]

@Tanay Dutt Sorry bhai, wrong tagging!

[@jyotishmannath1830]

@Tanay Dutt Was for him!

[@NikunjSharmanah]

If there's another lockdown, he'll come up with a one-hour special.

[@friendshiprocks8673]

200th like from me👍

[@suleimank871]

Modiji bandh kardo Sare desh ko

[@p.prasannakumar1447]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJzPfZ6Pn6h3bJo 🙏😊

[@swapnilgohil7280]

This comment will age like wine 👀

[@hazelthakur]

Finally something worth watching in the trending list.

[@saif2195]

Agree with u👍

[@itsarnavsart1197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJqXl5KOhNZlaNk

[@gauravdeva3603]

Abhi tk to goo hi trending mai tha ...

[@deltajee7_org]

Sahi me bhai..❤️ warna poora time tv serial/ bacho ka free fire aur tiktok length ke video hi the trend pe

[@sameermishra3598]

KR$NA ko bhi sun liya karo trending me aata hai to...

[@btwatishayjain]

bro u did very well amazing...u know today only i have learnt the same fingerstyle tabs of beliver...

[@nevermind6358]

no one ... abhishek -" le joke" that one person in audience- "OH BHAI , OH BHAI "🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stormtarun8221]

Ek dum sahi bola bhai

[@PankajKumar-fw7gu]

was looking for comments related to that person in comment section

[@user-se5hs3ch8o]

Fake log hai 😒

[@sourabhnamdeo9580]

Very irritating... Aisa logo ka bhi katwa dena cahiye...

[@ap9390]

@@sourabhnamdeo9580 che mahine se pehle😂😂

[@theearth2940]

Watch dealer : How many watches you want? Abhishek : YES!

[@madhubalasharma2625]

Kalayian sooni ni rkhta abhishek apni lol

[@VishakhaDandge-v2v]

Literally i am the biggest fan of you.... And i promise I will definitely meet you soon..... Proud of you my shinchan

[@nilabjamajumdar7053]

"billa le lete hai, Billi kahin nahane ko na bol de"- Abhisekh Upamanyu, 2021 😂

[@squidwardssoul631]

Amazing talent. He literally crushed so many stereotypes and gave a hell lot of information than any educational videos lol. *AND IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!* So glad to see you again!! ❤️

[@chandnitaneja6587]

Khan sir ne aaj bata dia china ki population ka🤣🤣😂🔥🔥🔥 raajkzbin.info/www/bejne/harVaH2to7SoiaM

[@sauwurabh]

"Cat is like a roommate, vo pada rahega tum pade raho" easy life

[@pranjalimane5191]

My favorite standup comedian ever......💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

[@Alumni327]

fact : Abhishek's cat writes good lyrics then Tony Kakkar LOL

[@ManojKumar-mp6go]

Lol

[@thejazz1729]

😂

[@StudioFlixDB]

THAN*

[@indiangamer44]

kzbin.infoSoOan7rEZtA?feature=share

[@gnyoutube4776]

True ✔️

[@i-trigo8815]

He came back when the world needed him the most

[@Akshay_138]

That's what superhero do ❤️😀😀

[@artifice_abhi]

@@Akshay_138 he is no less than a superhero lol

[@lochanmaheshwari8980]

*Akash gupta on "dogs"* *samay raina on " horse"* *varun grover on "cows"* *Now upmanyu on "cats"* *Other animals be like* :- *Ab mera number bhi ane wala h*

[@tanaymaheshwari8163]

"Baki race haar gye buri tarah"

[@Jha.Pranav]

Samay raina on ghoda

[@kanishkgandhi1699]

Aadar Guy - Goat 🐐

[@kanishkgandhi1699]

Varun Grover - "Cow"

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s .........

[@TechToTalkK]

10:15 it really works and I tried multiple times 🤣🤣🤣🤣after this play time is about 30-40 min 😍🤣

[@SwasTiK_1007]

Dogs : They feed me, take care of me. They must be God. Cats : They feed me, take care of me. I must be God.

[@trueTuhinKhan]

Soo true

[@aadyamishra312]

😂😂😂😂

[@rajnari6947]

That's a Christopher Hitchens Quote.

[@shriyaarora5287]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYuump6QhbdqfJo

[@shriyansarora8392]

Don't always stereotype this stuff. Cats and dogs both are very cute and adorable.

[@joydeeprana8608]

"Tharak chadh gayi thi" has a separate fanbase😂

[@alysh4896]

"Ji aapka beta kaise mar gaya?" "Woh tharak chad gayi thi"

[@narendarmodi9869]

Mai keha 2 fudu aaye the khule m gaadi thook ke mar gye

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@mohit9374]

Abhishek takes cat to vet Cat: Something's wrong, I can feel it.

[@amarnikam1727]

*can't

[@aashnagupta320]

Ayyyy eminen fans

[@enricopucci822]

@@aashnagupta320 🙄😑

[@madhavgautam5357]

@@amarnikam1727 you don't know this meme for sure😂

[@guyfrompluto]

@@aashnagupta320 yo