Absolute Mad Lads - Al Capone

[@CountDankula]

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[@hereticalthunks]

No dorr

[@zachiacobelli2524]

He was a good lad

[@hereticalthunks]

Thanks for the durink daddy!

[@MuzikBike]

ah oh

[@BMOnusGamer]

No

[@ARescueToaster]

"They all get punches in the face, whether a pal or gal!" - Al Capone, the original Feminist.

[@JoeJoe-fw6ze]

Did he really say that? That’s hilarious! 😂

[@ytcorporate9237]

@@JMiN___ Haha

[@yugitrump435]

"You get a punch! And you get a punch! And you get a punch! You all get punches!!" *thunderous applause*

[@Th3Raz96]

Women deserve equal rights! And lefts!

[@edwardleas4792]

Syphilis brain enthralled feminism is the creme de la creme of the matriarchy!

[@The_tipsy_gear]

“You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.” - Al Capone

[@Jan_372]

Ye, true dat.

[@aapenkooi1234]

this is good one for the advertisment

[@RuiLuz]

You can carve a smile on a persons face with a gun.

[@TheCrazyFinn]

"asdlgjlk agniekködfiöo pngrpdknfg" -Al Capone with neurosyphilis

[@theSyndicatification]

Imagine the damage you could do with a smile and two guns

[@Polaris589]

"He had a pretty decent marriage for a criminal..." Proceeds to get syphilis...

[@sniffinggluewontkeepfamili3387]

Tbf syphilis was probably a problem they had to deal w as a couple

[@sleepygrouch8361]

How did al Capone get syphilis anyway dankula didn't really explain

[@Polaris589]

@@sleepygrouch8361 Having sex with people who have syphilis. I don't think Dank needs to explain that...

[@JuanKuzov]

@@sleepygrouch8361 banging hookers

[@WhompingWalrus]

@@sleepygrouch8361 He said it happened while he was working with a brothel. So we can assume.

[@naota3k]

English Speakers: "Murder." Scots: "Mulduddle."

[@TequilaReee]

everytime he says hit he sounds like hes gagging

[@TequilaReee]

or got a bad case of the hiccups

[@justincredible5414]

You should hear them say Squirrel or Burglar Alarm

[@Trigger8492]

Muhr-duh.

[@wardygrub]

Och NAW! Not anathurl MULRLDHURH!!!!

[@noneed4sleep64]

“i'm crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? No thank you!” - The Joker

[@quinncooneydyslexia7093]

k

[@freedumbsquirts4809]

Pro state propaganda.

[@reginald8623]

down with the state

[@MrBao-yt7bk]

@@reginald8623 *BEGONE ANARCHIST*

[@RustoKomuska]

@@MrBao-yt7bk pig

[@nycholaus]

"Getting stabbed in the face is part of Scottish culture" You are all mad lads.

[@BrisketSurge]

@White Cleric ah I figured it out Scottish people = Nazis.

[@GonzoIV]

Thanks

[@AuldHammer]

Hero Gamlo tysm ♥️

[@StationOfTerrapin]

*slashed

[@xilon56]

@Milk and six million cookies Dueling scars was more an imperial German thing, a lot of older nazis just ended up having them because they grew up with the culture that glorified fencing. It was well out of fashion by the time the nazis kicked off.

[@CrazzyJ-iw5rc]

"but, the thing that finally brought down Al Capone, is a thing that everyone hates. Something so vile; so evil; so diabolical; that it can make even the strongest of men weep." "Cancer?" "Taxes."

[@thefirsttime7759]

Never mess with americas money

[@littlemisseevee2309]

CrazzyJ0123 I thought taxes

[@seriousbismuth2173]

Dont forget the syphilis..

[@khurelbatbayanbat7913]

CrazzyJ0123 don’t fuck with the IRS Cuz u can buy politicians but as soon as your not paying your dues to tax then your ass is fucking grass as far as tax collectors are concerned

[@garretth8224]

Dont fuck with the IRS

[@mercaius]

"And Johnny Torrio, a man that Al Capone would end up regarding as his mentor." So you're saying he was the.... Tu-Torrio

[@SunG0D936]

This has 44 likes but that fucking mongoloid above you goin “durr Hillary Clinton is the most successful gangster ever durrr” has over 300. I hate the world

[@GoyBenius_0901]

@@SunG0D936 Cry more libshitter.

[@ev5837]

@@GoyBenius_0901 silly republican't

[@zekedia2223]

Seems like we can do a lot.

[@ajalonzo2705]

You deserve a Glasgow smile for that

[@scotcheggable]

"No one knew who Al Capone's successor was." It's almost as if he erased his existence...

[@bolrath6984]

Holy shit is tha-jo reference? Huh that was weird.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Kono Yoni Wa Kekka Dake Da Nokuru.

[@shekstein8396]

delete

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

scotcheggable this is as many JoJokes as this video needs. This was clever, and I feel like any more than this would qualify as spam 😂

[@elihamilton5842]

Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow

[@metaltrombone549]

"He even got on the cover of time magazine" So did Adolf.

[@XXStrong1]

Wait really?

[@brightdrake_9992]

Time magazine was actually pretty damn Anti-Semitic back in the day. No joke.

[@rickharrison1887]

BrightDrake _99 I think he was the 1933 man of the year, so he was obviously already a bad person, at this point all he had done was use anti semitism to get into power, but he hadn’t created the concentration camps yet. So basically all he did at this point was use hatred to get power and fix Germany’s economy. So I can see how this could happen. Also a lot of people didn’t like Jewish people at the time

[@ToveriJuri]

@@rickharrison1887 People have hated Jews throughout history. In a rather morbid Irony Hitler's actions ended up making antisemitism unpopular.

[@caleb4369]

Absolute wow

[@blablablablabla3959]

I can’t be the only one that wants to hear his stories of almost getting slashed.

[@ramdogentertainment5321]

blablablablabla “He defrauded a major corporation.”

[@geznicks]

The jocks for ya init. Probs had slashed 50 people that night before they caught up with danks

[@jadacra]

10 out of every 20 people in glasgow have probably nearly been chibbed

[@calamitynatalie8590]

kysjah I live about 40 minutes out of Glasgow and over the summer 3 young teens got slashed in my area...it’s a thing that happens.

[@nathanflynn6092]

nah man

[@antianimeagency2491]

Al Capone: Murder & Theft Cops: I sleep Al Capone: Tax Evasion Cops: *REAL SHIT*

[@natey9190]

does the goverment lose anything from wagecucks being killed or fucked over?

[@matro2]

@@natey9190 But more people killed means less taxes. It's why they're anti suicide.

[@raymondclifford6742]

That's such a fucking dead meme

[@ssholum]

@@raymondclifford6742 Or so you say to an eight month old comment.

[@raymondclifford6742]

@@ssholum fair enough.

[@BayaRae]

"Let you drink it in for a second." "Remember to stay hydrated."

[@Len_M.]

What the fuck is that anyway?

[@MrEvan312]

@@Len_M. It's a Magikarp, a fish Pokemon, just... edited just a touch :D

[@wolfrayne8355]

I was very distracted the entire video

[@SpookyGhostLad]

@@Len_M. THICCKARP

[@austinpodeszek263]

I think that’s a hentai reference on his computer screen... By god... WHAT THE F*** is that?! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!

[@TheSynthwaveMisfits]

"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone

[@christopherclark8788]

Bruh awesome name!!!

[@690_5]

Ted Fundy The Bay Of Fundy

[@acanadianeh8344]

It wasn’t Canadians helping the American underworld, it was also italian crooks here looking to line their pockets by helping smuggle booz to the states

[@acanadianeh8344]

Dylan L Ontario has had its own fair share of shady underworld characters too, such as Rocco Perri (Canada’s Al Capone, or King of the bootleggers), or Johnny Pops Papalia, once an enforcer for a family from NYC expanding their reach here in Canada, Mr. Pops ended up running his own rackets and what not in and around Toronto after earningg a few stripes and some protection from bigger families.. he was eventually whacked tho in a gangland hit in one of Canada’s more.. shady towns. All in all, even with street gangs on a rise as the demand for drugs grow in Ontario, it’s for certain that most if not all of it is still run by a very secretive underworld. Bikers had a scene in ontario, but they bowed to the mob and were quickly dismembered by the police anyway, most likely still italian crooks with nicer suits running things still

[@acanadianeh8344]

I don’t support these shmucks one bit. Ontario has a really low crime rate thanks to more organized gangs running things who have the power to keep the peace and the money flowing, but a lot of innocent lives have been lost. They love to blow up cafes and restaurants, or murder any thoughts of competition, the police are paid off and with the heavy history of corruption in ontario, the mafia have thrived here since the early 1900s without question. These are bad men who have plagued communities across southern Ontario in the name of earning a few extra bucks to blow on nice cars and fancy dinners.

[@bunnieskitties293]

"It almost seemed as if there was a higher power at work making sure all of his appeals failed..." "... CAN RELATE."

[@APerson4889-g5f]

"Are you suggesting that I, the dean of this college, go to a speakeasy when you haven't even given me the address?" ~ Groucho Marx

[@JoshuaC0rbit]

Still genius after 70-plus years, thank you for this.

[@quinnholloway5400]

Good old Mr grease paint mustache

[@phosphoros60]

"His father was a barber and his mother was a seamstress", sounds like the beginning of an epic poem.

[@willtrautman6243]

Or an Irish tap dancing song

[@meadandmilk]

Or alternate lyrics for The House of the Rising Sun.

[@mariobadia4553]

@@redswasted8624 lol

[@zekedia2223]

My mother was a seamstress She sewed my new blue jeans My father was a shavin’ man Down in Kentucky

[@justafox5356]

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman but the I.R.S.?! NO THANKYOU!” - The Joker

[@peterbanderas8184]

That scene popped into my head as well. Lol

[@vinnyreed723]

Peter Banderas same

[@tophatminion.7558]

First thing that came to mind

[@mrbenjiboy9527]

we really do live in a society

[@dontdex8221]

Glad to see like minded people in comments

[@alpeshabhijitchowdhury6895]

"Pay your taxes" - Al Capone, 1931

[@yugitrump435]

DARTHMOBIUS, dude. There are taxes for every town, city, county, state aside from on the national level. Anywhere you live in the United States you are obligated to pay taxes. Theres taxes on almost everything. You can go a long time without paying your taxes sure but they will eventually come after you regardless of what you say or do. You refuse to pay and they send you to prison. You can work out agreements with the government to make payments on your taxes but you can't just outright avoid paying your taxes lol. Source: am american who has been audited and who met his wife in the process 😀

[@Lee_Lee1776]

Al Capone on Chicago in 2020: "Damn this city is violent!!"

[@tomtheconqerur]

Capone would, unironically, make the city more safe.

[@lgx3557]

"You wanna pick on people who can't defend themselves?" *throws money* "Pay for his funeral"

[@CorrosiveColin]

Boardwalk Empire is such a good show.

[@Kurlandobloom]

'Fact..otum'

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

I’m digging the profile, AS YOU WERE

[@lgx3557]

RG 12 my man, mad fer it LG X

[@Kurlandobloom]

@@rothaarige3896 I didn't mind her in the first few seasons where she served to explore Nucky's character, but that plot with her and Joe Kennedy was fucking pointless filler.

[@gerry9011]

"Ey, Capone? How can we cover our tracks through fields-" "COW SHOES"

[@bambiscalper3525]

@Dimitri Telvanni got em.

[@brotherchungus5464]

Dimitri Telvanni damn

[@daltonevans3412]

You wot m8?

[@sofakingkong4202]

Typical coke addict thinking lmfao

[@apeacefilledloma]

“I won’t do ted bundy because his story has been done to death and is really popular” *Capone mad lad*

[@sweatysocks8214]

Tbf gangster tend to be more interesting then serial killers.

[@isaacburrows8405]

Al capone is more famous but the internet is 70 percent true crime at this point.

[@bugkid7454]

I don't agree with your comment. I liked so I could make the likes 420 on 4/20

[@Disabled-adventures]

Green river killer would be way better than ted, how many did ted kill, less than 20? Green river had more than 75 confirmed.

[@jinsakai2493]

Stuart Mccuaig but Gary ridgeway was a little bitch

[@RedwoodTheElf]

Capone fan: That scar makes you look badass! Capone: It makes me look like I don't know how to duck.

[@Nicky12376]

“These people wanted to sell alcohol by themselves and refused to buy any alcohol from Al Capone...” *Oh.. so he turned them in? Snitched on them and got them arrested?* “So he had them bombed....” *Oh.* “...And 100 people died” *Oh no.*

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Nicky snitching is a good way to get snitched on. Can’t snitch if they’re dead.

[@YayaBunWa]

Tyler ikr? The bombs were brutish, but he understood fundamentally “when someone was too difficult to be worth the trouble” kinda thing. Still extremely barbaric. Predecessor to ISIS kek

[@alimaeus455]

@@YayaBunWa Lol, Capone was on the wrong side of the prohibition to be on the same side as ISIS.

[@Neo2266.]

The dude actually managed to order a bombing run from a fucking plane over the American Soil? Or were they IED?

[@Possiblyabandaid]

More than likely a few sticks of dynamite. Probably stolen from a quarry or something from somewhere around the northeast.

[@TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest]

Al Capone: *Has stroke Al Capone: *Doesn't die Al Capone: *Contracts Bronchopneumonia Al Capone: *Doesn't die Al Capone: *Has heart attack Al Capone: *Gets revived Al Capone: *Dies of heart failure God: Stay down, final warning.

[@Matt_10203]

Next is a lightning strike, but luckily he didn't get back up.

[@thomashanson6603]

@@Matt_10203 or so you think

[@khurelbatbayanbat7913]

Matt if the lightning didn’t work then total organ failure is the plan g

[@TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest]

@@khurelbatbayanbat7913 And if that somehow failed, God was just going to take a page out of Joseph Joestar's book of tricks and yeet him into space, where Al Capone would eventually stop thinking.

[@ZeroResurrected]

Al Capone: I can do this all day.

[@juststeve5542]

I just came here to hear "Murrrderrred" said in a Scottish accent. It's like watching Taggart all over again.

[@jackhazardous4008]

MYERDER

[@Navrozs]

Mulrdelrd

[@harbl99]

Muhrduhred.

[@Maaaaaaaaaate]

Mor-dor'd

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

Mulded

[@jakes.4147]

Al Capone is like that one spoiled rich kid telling his parents to make his problems go away, except he's the kid and the parents at the same time.

[@nicoffee777]

I love how accurate this is

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

1920: One of the most infamous Mob Bosses. 2019: Jerry, who is a 40 year old virgin.

[@Polo1683Official]

Toxic masculinity has been crushed by the people! Huzzah for feminism! Also, lets never wash or shave our twats and eat as much as we possibly can.

[@UrFellaJerry]

bro chill im only 17 not 40

[@arachnidsLor]

Polo organized crime in which you ruin thousands of peoples lives and make an industry of their suffering and fear: manly. ah, good to know.

[@RussianBot-xu7wl]

@@UrFellaJerry "I'm only 17 not 40" That's exactly what a 40 year old virgin would say... 🤔

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

@@RussianBot-xu7wl *Said the Russian bot*

[@Hamsterdami]

Just remember to pay your taxes, but more importantly: Stay hydrated.

[@pkheretic1945]

Thanks Jesus

[@satan1189]

Yea thanks jesus

[@Hamsterdami]

Fuck off satan, noone likes you.

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

@@Hamsterdami Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, you don't have to be such a meanie bo beanie about it.

[@satan1189]

Community Manager Jesus Christ your dad is gay

[@Dancingonthesun]

Absolute Mad Lads: John McAfee

[@alexsullivan2957]

Fuck yes

[@Litepaw]

Yes this! You might even get an interview lol

[@angrygardengnome8383]

That man is on another level, great suggestion

[@captainimperialism4568]

wunderwaffenhund Dual wielding pistols while having consensual sex with a whale for an ancient Polynesian manhood ritual

[@supermikayla]

protecter of computers

[@zakatalmosen5984]

Skipping through the Raid sponsorship: ...a new faction... ...Italian immigrants... oh wow nvm skipped too much

[@funnyguy6387]

That’s me on every yt vid

[@someguy4405]

Change your skip length to five seconds.

[@drakoinx]

the only thing that makes me somewhat sad about dank. That games stupid trash with alot of money.

[@drakoinx]

@Hunter Ansorge I don't know what your saying. I make great money and don't need to be sponsored by a garbage game . The reason it annoys me is its barley even a game and dank has been a moralistic fellow for awhile so it's weird he sells out to them. Though we all gotta make money. Honestly if you read this comment how much would an add spot cost? I'd happily throw you a few hundred bucks for a shout out lol.

[@kdash2657]

@@drakoinx Dank's channel was demonotized for a year and a half. Raid literally paid for his baby. It's not "barely a game" either. You might not like mobile games, which is fine they are all preditory with their money grabbing, but they are games regardless.

[@BigBlack81]

Oh, so life is very simple then: Use a condom Pay your taxes Stay hydrated XD

[@huntersigler9895]

BigBlack81 actually that sounds about right

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

Eat food

[@matro2]

Be celibate instead.

[@John-X]

@John Toas based?

[@roxassora2706]

Eh. I don't care for condoms

[@the5thcourier833]

I’m surprised this took so long Al is a True Mad lad

[@adman1381]

The 5th Courier One of the most iconic.

[@latenightlowlife4202]

@@benisrood So are most people on the Mad Lad show, what's your point?

[@Anthony-mu1kt]

Benjamin Rood from your perspective

[@Anthony-yz8dn]

@Taselukaneta Bob Ross? Simon Mann? Naked Rambler? Cat Man? Jack Churchill? White Death? John Smeaton? Do you even watch the show?

[@gibster4554]

@Taselukaneta Churchill wasn't a bad guy

[@harleymitchelly5542]

When a madlad is giving you trouble, get a madder lad. Not you Ness, that judge.

[@jabloko992]

That jugde fought fire with fire. 'Oh, so you can manipulate people, control the jury and sabotage the other party? OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU BITCH!'

[@bodybagism1]

@@jabloko992 your comment game is on point!

[@friktogurg9242]

blues and bullets?

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

During the last days of his life, Al Capone enjoyed his final days fishing... ... in his backyard swimming pool.

[@comrade3813]

mad lad- Pablo escobar. his brother wrote an excellent biography on him actually

[@タイラー-p9x]

John Gotti would be a good one too

[@yurisiiva6517]

nice pick mate

[@hombreg1]

I mean, bringing effing hippos to the amazon has to count towards the Mad Lad point count.

[@cracklingvoice]

Escobar, in my view, is the spiritual successor to Capone. Humble beginnings, climbs up the ladder with nothing but willpower and some business savvy, reaches the top of a massive organization only to expand it further, only to be taken down in his mid-40s by a bunch of Federal agents with no fucks left to give.

[@monticulo9423]

Eh, his story is mainstream. I prefer Heriberto Lazcano (Z - 3 as he's known) the most feared narco to have ever lived. Most narcos are somewhat praised for helping communities and even viewed as saints. Not Z - 3 though, he was a ruthless warmonger who became infamous for his "tamales" incident.

[@Ev_box]

Absolute Mad Lads: Vlad the Impaler

[@seanranklin2733]

This would be a good one. Dracula was the first one to use biological warfare :D

[@funnyguy5746]

Temüjin Borjigin What do mean first to use biological warfare? The classics were slinging shit well before Dracula

[@seanranklin2733]

@@funnyguy5746 Not like Vlad

[@alpharius8264]

To be fair Ghengis you would also be a goodd cannidate for absolute Mad Lads

[@seanranklin2733]

@@alpharius8264 Yes I would

[@kingdedede933]

“I may be crazy enough to fight a man in a bat suit, but the IRS? NOOOOO THANK YOU!?!” -Joker

[@systemlfo]

When Capone was at Alcatraz they gave him the simple job of mopping the floors. He was referred to as ‘the Wop with the mop’.

[@SomethinSik]

As an Italian....... I FIND THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[@mrcocoloco7200]

@@SomethinSikYou: Laughs in Italian

[@NomTheDom]

@@mrcocoloco7200 no surprise that the guy with a jojo name uses dry overused memes/meme formats

[@mrcocoloco7200]

?

[@systemlfo]

@@mrcocoloco7200 - I think 'you are probably autistic' is most likely autistic.

[@GaKoPop]

I'm only here for the Raid: Shadow legends advert

[@not___evan5507]

GaKoPop Download RAID: Shadow Legends in the App Store today

[@tomparmenter8665]

@@not___evan5507 don't forget to use the link in the description for 100,000 free sliver and epic champion.

[@thesigmamale2134]

@Mike Oxenfire keep going man please update us on how many you end up doing

[@coldfrost-Official]

pathetic im here for the ad and the magikarp in the background

[@BMOnusGamer]

Uninstall it

[@PierceMD]

Even Joker doesn't mess with the IRS!

[@chriscormac231]

Because getting busted for an unoriginal thing that have jailed lesser men would kill the joke

[@abrakadabra4966]

The Thompson submachine gun wasnt really used by the mob

[@catdogfishdogcats]

@@abrakadabra4966 they probably used similar weapons but they were all referred to by a Popular Incorrect but umbrella Term Tommie Gun. It's sort of like how apple was the name for "Fruit", so probably a broad series of weapons that were automatic or Semiautomatic were referred to as Tommie Guns

[@sevenproxies4255]

Even Walter White aka "Heisenberg" had to tone down due to the threat if getting an audit. Getting millions of illegal money isn't hard. The trick is to successfully launder that money.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

@@chriscormac231 He's scared of the IRS, genuinely.

[@samm5111]

A few years before she died my great grandmother told me the story of answering a knock at the door and when she opened it it was Al Capone. He was there to do business with her father. She described him as one of the most courteous and pleasant men she had ever met. Then, when she grew and learned of his deeds, she was mortified. Goes to show you never can be sure if you are looking into the eyes of a true killer.

[@jin6000]

Sounds like your grandmother was full of shit.

[@Confused_Dog]

Oh for sure and then he clapped and gave her $100

[@Stygian_blackwitch]

mate 100 is too much for that time, try $5@@Confused_Dog

[@filmandfirearms]

@@Confused_Dog Capone worked with hundreds of thousands of people over the course of his career. Fast forward a century and the direct descendants of people he worked with must be in the millions. It really isn't that unlikely, especially considering that someone with that family history would be more likely than most to seek out a video like this

[@PierceMD]

"Remember to stay hydrated."

[@atticus666]

*sips*

[@ahardworker2154]

Am strangle hard

[@CodyBlade]

Bring a towel

[@miwoj]

i cant stop looking at it

[@jakejutras5420]

@@miwoj why would you want to stop.

[@childrenoftheash874]

The moral of this story get treated for syphilis early

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

And pay the tax man.

[@rebelglory5898]

@@UnprofessionalProfessor The modern Tax system is a very well managed extortion racket. It's not voluntary and is inforced under the threat and use of violence and imprisonment. The governments of today will be seen as one of the many crime syndicates of yesterday. All the horrors they've commited, from drone strikes, to the starving of millions of people to death over trade sanctions will be carefully documented in fine detail within all the history books of the future.

[@cryw1092]

@@rebelglory5898 You... don't seem to understand as much as you think you do.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@rebelglory5898 And?

[@eroszakos9042]

@@rebelglory5898 Easy there, McVeigh.

[@invictusprima4437]

Al “punch her in the face” Capone

[@arronbeta598]

Top kek

[@jeffa3316]

Hahaha! I like that better than “Scarface”!! Not sure how Al would have liked it though!!!🤔😂🤣

[@omarabe26]

Al is one of the few thot patrol pioneers.

[@absoluteladd2321]

The IRS is scarier than all of the world's armies combined

[@collincaperton6718]

The irs are thugs

[@joshuacarpenter4350]

Lol nah

[@kingofsludge7262]

Not even the joker wanted to mess with the irs

[@TheRealJaded]

Pussy lol typical cat person. Totally whipped by society - sad.

[@anthonyf616]

@@TheRealJaded what's that gotta do with liking cats 💀 Go against the IRS, I dare you lmao

[@adamburdt8794]

I always joked that if Bin Laden had owed the IRS he would've been caught on day one.

[@notsocoolguy8492]

For the IRS, that's not fast enough.

[@adamburdt8794]

@@notsocoolguy8492 IRS: "Mr. Laden, you owe a balance of 345,742.53." Laden: " I thought I owed just over 200,000!" IRS: " With interest and penalties...

[@notsocoolguy8492]

@@adamburdt8794 Laden: you know what!? I'm gonna blo- IRS: Blow yourself up? Yeah right, we already removed the explosives, and sold them to pay off some of your debt. Now you owe us $345,741.

[@adamburdt8794]

@@notsocoolguy8492 lol that's a good one. IRS: Plus it has been past the 18 hour period we give you to pay us. So it's 346,000.00

[@notsocoolguy8492]

@@adamburdt8794 thank you.

[@rurushu8094]

Prohibition: fails miserably Beto: DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH GUNS

[@homelesssheltervidlogg74]

And the Right Wing Mafia is born.

[@michaeldiekmann6494]

What is the War on Drugs? A better comparision

[@willbroun8772]

al capone: im just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe

[@AtlasFlynn]

IRS: Ever made your way as far into the interior as Chicago?

[@dimitrip7362]

In Greece the therm 'chicago' is used, til' this day, as an adjective to reinforce something wild and unlawful.

[@koreboredom4302]

Even the Joker's afraid of the IRS...

[@grief6052]

I WILL REIGN I’ll never forget that episode lol

[@sirapple589]

“But the IRS? Noooo thank you!”

[@austinkersey2445]

In the words of Saul, "If they can get Al Capone they can get you."

[@XXStrong1]

Frank Gusenberg: Literally has *14 bullet holes* in his body Frank Gusenberg: No OnE ShOt mE!

[@SyntheticMew]

I dont think you understand

[@XXStrong1]

Oh no, I understand why he said it, code of Omertà and all. I’m just surprised the police accepted that as a valid response.

[@tinyman1144]

@@XXStrong1 I don't think they actually took it as legit but probably realized they woupdnt get anything out of him with how he answered

[@catdogfishdogcats]

That was just Frabk Gusenburg's stand, he could manifest Bullets in his Chest Cavity. It wasn't a very good Stand.

[@scotcheggable]

@@catdogfishdogcats [Emperor's Clothes] - Whereas Emperor is a gun, Emperor's Clothes lives up to the tale by shooting the stand user. Possibly the most self-defeating stand since [Cheap Trick]

[@redram5150]

Eliot Ness, year’s later, was arrested after causing an accident while driving drunk and fled the scene

[@cupcake8867]

K ris He Beto’d

[@KS-PNW]

Oh yeah he was a very heavy drinker

[@kylearcher-prather5284]

My late Great-Grandfather, bless his soul, is an absolute mad lad. My aunt and him were touring at Alcatraz and they were just standing there, when he said the most out of the blue thing ever. He was just standing there at the rail when he told her that his Godfather was Al Capone's right-hand man. I cannot remember his name though unfortunately.

[@mitchellmeyers9512]

Im still waiting for “Absolute Mad Lads: Hitler”

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

when the moody kid in art class is angrily scribbling muttering to himself, "I'll show them".

[@byronius7012]

that'll be the series finale

[@williampoole1742]

Most people don't know that he was an absolute unit in world war 1 and literally talked his way out of getting shot by a British soldier on the battlefield. That'd be a pretty amazing video.

[@scythermantis]

Special guest: everyone's favourite pug!

[@deadarmd]

Special guest pug

[@AlexiasPlaylist]

Just wanted to thank Dankula for protecting that national treasure of a face

[@sevenproxies4255]

Punches female teacher in the face "Thot patrolled"

[@Dollsofgod]

If he had punched a male teacher though he would have just "punched his teacher".

[@TheUnknownLegend1234]

What a pro-gamer move

[@hmpang4996]

Isn't it a vibe check instead because the teacher was catholic? *thonk*

[@annelisemeier283]

Thot vanquished

[@JohnWayne2122]

My uncle told me a story that there was a day in Chicago where all crime stopped under orders from Al Capone (due to mourning a family death or something of the sort). For the next 24 hours Al capo forbid crime of any kind from occuring. Supposedly there was a day where Chicago saw not a single robbery, killing, theft, or any petty crime occured out of respect or due to fear of retaliation from the Capone organization... Not sure if it's true or not, but it's an interesting tale of the kind of influence Ale Capone had on the city of Chicago. Supposedly Chicago's crime rate went way down with Al Capone in control.

[@VivAtreyu]

Probably went down because it was under reported and/or the numbers fudged by crooked officials in the chain of command

[@MicrosoftNestleTea]

"Scarface" Wait what "Better known as.." OOhhhhhhh

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Got milk? Al Capone: *IT BETTER BE IN DATE!?!*

[@iminformedbecauseisawabunc9402]

Absolute Madlads: Admiral Yi Quite Possibly the most hilariously competent admiral/officer to ever exist.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

He was so competent that other officers hated him.

[@accountname9506]

I live and grew up in Illionois, specificly the greater Chicago area. Stories are still told about him, relayed from people who interacted with him to their children, and he's still taught about in schools for at least a few days. He's almost an urban legend honestly, in the way that he won't go away and everyone knows about him, except it's not just in urban areas. Mad lad.

[@eaglebearer]

I did a project back in the 6th grade on Al Capone. He's my all time favorite gangster. Fun fact: Al Capone regularly visited the city of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. That's how it gained the nickname "Little Chicago" and he used it as a place to sell booze.

[@haydencapps]

Are you from sask too? I feel like there is so little interesting history here that we have really grabbed on hard with that one. I remember visiting the tunnels under the city that led to the businesses he owned for smuggling and money laundering.

[@jizunk_in_my_trizunk]

He also spent a lot of time in northern Wisconsin and would visit my family's farm. Degos be tight.

[@eaglebearer]

@@haydencapps Yeah I live here. Saskatchewan has alot of interesting history, especially with the first settlers and Louis Riel, but the Moose Jaw tunnels seems to be a big one. I never visited the tunnels but I only live a few hours away so maybe one day.

[@eaglebearer]

@@jizunk_in_my_trizunk Dude that's badass. Does your family have any pictures with him?

[@haydencapps]

@@eaglebearer yeah I mean I know it has interesting history, just being a relatively new place it doesn't have a whole lot of interesting history like other societies that have been around for longer. At my job I get to know hundreds of families every year and even their personal histories and the histories or their communities are very interesting and there are many very unique places and culture. Not much of any interesting history is known or focused on by most people as a whole here I find though and that's more what I mean. I'm about 1 hour and a half west of Moose Jaw.

[@1krani]

Arnold Rothenstein: gets shot. Arnie: Nah, I'd much rather my killer get away with it.

[@1krani]

@ Except the dude died of his wounds. Like, even unto his dying breath he refused to name his shooter.

[@thronethrower4540]

No, he just wanted it to be handled by his crime family instead of the police.

[@1krani]

@@thronethrower4540 You sure about that? Because after he died, his crime family was essentially kaput thanks to Prohibition gangs fighting over the power vacuum and his underlings divvying up his ventures.

[@thronethrower4540]

@@1krani I said he wanted them to do it. I didn't say it actually happened.

[@1krani]

@@thronethrower4540 Fair cop.

[@standingontheshouldersofgi5876]

IT'S YOUR BOY, *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@akagamekagerou8567]

Change your name, that man is dead.

[@standingontheshouldersofgi5876]

@@akagamekagerou8567 no

[@makotoyukikinnie]

@@akagamekagerou8567 make him

[@metrozeegle4985]

Al Capone: I.m the king of Chicago ! Nobody and nothing can bring me down ! Taxes and STDs: Allow us to introduce ourselves...

[@flagrus7901]

So capone is a prime example for lawful evil, while judge wilkerson is chaotic good. Pretty cool, in a way

[@themetroidprime]

For little did he know, that as big as he could grow, little Capone would never even fathom the strenght of the greatest gang there is: The State.

[@funnyanimalshorts643]

And something the state better not forget: It exists because of the will of the people. Dont make us bring out the guillotines.

[@sweatysocks8214]

@@funnyanimalshorts643 wasn't it the state that used the guillotines against the people?

[@funnyanimalshorts643]

@@sweatysocks8214 during the french revolution the royal's heads were first. Then those who helped get the new leaders in power. Then the enemies of the new leaders. Then the new leaders heads had to go. So it goes until everyone is tired of the bloodshed. Takes a while. For my part, I think there are things worth dying for.

[@sweatysocks8214]

@@funnyanimalshorts643 Okay 2 things. I just find it funny were arguing on KZbin comment section. On a comment that was a joke. And 2 during the war the royals weren't executed first but last.

[@funnyanimalshorts643]

@@sweatysocks8214 of course the state will execute and assassinate until they are deposed. I was talking about after they are deposed. I am not trying to appear to argue. Do you hear a confrontational tone when you read my comment? Try imagining it in a robot voice lol

[@aydenweeks1245]

I would love to see a Hunter S. Thompson mad lads, honestly.

[@JBryc3]

A wouldnt HST is a poser and a bitch

[@jernie9384]

Oh yes

[@Stray_V310]

meh

[@PepeTheJonkler]

@Eddie R Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was basically the aftermath.

[@FleeTheFactory31]

People need to get off Hunter S Thompson's nuts. He wasn't that fucking special.

[@PhantomEagle..]

Al Capone:"you can't defeat me" FBI: "I know but he can" IRS: "makes a dramatic entrance"

[@Illadelphia]

Highly underrated comment

[@travisclark7286]

"Anime fight music starts playing"

[@elementaldemon4624]

You can hear him dying during the raid shadowlegends add

[@toad3222]

Dudes gotta pay bills somehow

[@steeltrap3800]

I don't think so. He's too professional to do a half-arsed job.Dank strikes me as appreciating the chance when he's been shafted by so many. He might be imagining certain people as creatures you can slaughter in the game, however, LOL.

[@elementaldemon4624]

It Was A Joke Woosh

[@toad3222]

@@elementaldemon4624 woosh

[@WhompingWalrus]

Oh it was a joke guys, I guess we've been tr0lled xDDD

[@magicsteve5523]

How about a mad lads on the legend himself, Lemmy Kilmister.

[@brantleyhester6641]

You mean God

[@brandonputnam1687]

This needs to happen

[@pariah825]

*LEMMY LEMMY LEMMY LEMMY LEMMY*

[@bradyfisher2115]

This is needed

[@FryIronicMemeFace]

hell be fine

[@harbl99]

"He created the template that all mob bosses would follow" * laughs in Meyer Lansky *

[@BiggusDickus6]

harbl99 And Lucky Luciano

[@hazratmuhazmat8831]

In the German Army of old, a scar showed that you had been engaged in saber battle. It was such a mark of honor, some actually faked them with a razor, then embedding a horsehair in the cut, then ripping it out when half-healed to make the scar more prominent.

[@oscarmuffin4322]

"Mob blah blah blah 20th blah blah extortion blah blah blah" *Me still trying to figure out what's on the screen behind him.*

[@samthomson3394]

Remember to stay hydrated

[@luna-c7610]

tis a buff magikarp

[@CryoCeII]

Oscar Muffin it’s fuckin thicc jake from adventure time

[@hansyolo8277]

Ultra-buff Magikarp

[@SpookyGhostLad]

Thicc karp

[@imperielgenecist1317]

“At Tony, where’s the ravioli?”

[@thatguywesmaranan]

syphilis and the IRS... damn, our boy had it tough...

[@Brit-Airsoft]

He sounds so depressed while doing the raid promotion

[@TheRealJaded]

Shitty iPhone 'game' for 4-5 year olds

[@davidrossi5443]

He wasn't a GANGSTER! He was a bidness man

[@davidrossi5443]

@Steve BURCHELL You fucking NARK!

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

Something so vile, so disgusting, it can make even the strongest of men weep... TAXES. (Libertarians shudder in horror)

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

God everytime I see a road... OH GOD NO ANOTHER ONE

[@gradualpull2171]

Al capone had a house in my hometown where he hid and had vast expanses of escape avenues on the railroad tracks. We still go by and see it till this day.

[@flibbernodgets7018]

This has given me a lot of inspiration for how to portray a thieves' guild in DnD. I never really thought about how organized crime was, well, organized, but this paints a pretty clear picture.

[@allseeingaids9734]

These are whole ass documentaries now and I love it Thanks dank

[@doom7ish]

Absolute Mad lad: Christopher Lee Absolute Mad Lad: Aimo Koivunen

[@baronofbahlingen9662]

doom7ish Yes please

[@maxscardanelli6185]

You mean Saruman?

[@doom7ish]

@@maxscardanelli6185 yes

[@nycholaus]

He did a heavy metal album.

[@statelessmars]

Max Scardanelli you mean Dracula

[@stephenmason9527]

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -Al Capone

[@Shlogger]

Love the Boardwalk Empire version of him. They kinda leaned into the coked up psychotic version of him but it was such a brilliant performance that they were still able to humanize him quite a bit. One of the best shows of all time.

[@lilahdog568]

Can't have an absolute mad lads collection without including al capone Do Genghis khan next

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

I second this, I want to see the man who fucked so many women that his DNA can still be found in men across the Eurasian continent.

[@TheUplate]

The guy who declared himself Khan （ruler) of Genghis （those who live in felt huts （sooo pretty much everyone on the Mongolian horde then））Yeah, brass balls

[@BeetleBuns]

Temujin, the ultimate mad lad

[@lilahdog568]

@BeetleBuns he made uday hussein look like Barney the dinosaur

[@x0thorn0x]

Multipart series for GK. The ultimate madlad deserves no less...

[@titaned]

I actually started choking on some water when he said “drink this beautiful face”.

[@wideboi5892]

How many disease's do you want? Al Capone: *yes*

[@dndjdwjdjdks8098]

Does anyone think there should be a mad lads video on Varg Vikernes because he's done some crazy things or even John Mcafee?

[@Leviathan7.62]

dndjdw jdjdks I second the notion for Varg

[@skirk248]

dead first

[@bakshev]

Varg isn't nearly as mad a most people in his videos. He's got 1 kill and 7 kids. That's it.

[@seand.g423]

@@bakshev "he's got 1 kill and 7 kids"... So... how old was the kill?

[@freebee8221]

he is still out there isnt he?

[@Hope-Truth-Light]

" I was the one who got Al Capone into the liquor business" -TK Kirkland

[@chiimotozoa8946]

Clearly the guy who took over after Capone was Diavolo.

[@alidaraie]

NO SPOILERS

[@SuperAngel1345]

KEKKA DAKE DA!

[@JPEG785]

You have to do The Iceman, Richard Kuklinski, now you've done things on the Mafia and Mobsters.

[@Overlord99762]

Once in the mafia...

[@headfullofacid8088]

JPEG Richard Kuklinski ...fucking legend

[@acanadianeh8344]

Anyone ever read his book? There’s a part where he takes a contract where they wanted the target to “suffer”.. richard tied him up and put him in a cave, set up cameras & waited for some hungry rodents come by.. The tape is left to your imagination

[@albino5995]

He would rather be called Snorky than Scarface? That’s a real gangster right there 😂

[@yeeny.]

Al Capone had scars on his face? He did a damn good job of hiding them

[@SomeChannellllllll]

I cannot express how happy this makes me: One of my favourite KZbinrs giving a hilarious and intriguing history lesson about one of my favourite crime figures.

[@unclegeorge6483]

I thought I was your favourite crime figure.....

[@jadiv]

Honestly Count Dankula is top 5 history channels

[@SomeChannellllllll]

@@jadiv yesssssss

[@vukvukmanovic696]

sees “paid promotion” in the corner: *ah crap, raid has done it again*

[@WhompingWalrus]

Supported an independent content creator? The bastards.

[@Johndoe-gd4tb]

Whomping Walrus they don’t give a fuck about creators my dude they just want that money and are smart. The game is absolutely dick

[@kosmo6980]

@@Johndoe-gd4tb who cares about it, their still supporting creators by paying them.

[@thinkwithurdipstick]

You guys are making it sound so benevolent when really it’s just a marketing scam. They don’t give the faintest shit about supporting content creators, just about advertising to as many gullible idiots as possible. And it seems to be working.

[@HitTheBricks89]

I couldn't give a shit about some jank game . It does however pay this lad enough to lay his table and make some great content that were all here watching. I wonder how many of those knocking it get up and work for nothing so other people have got something to do? I'm also willing to take a bet that the vast majority arent those donating through his patreon either. And of course all their clothes and food are unbranded. Marketing scam !!! what scam ?? OF FUCKING COURSE people who sell products want to make money and want people to know what they have made. How the fuck do folks eat in this other world your touting ?? . I bet you all walk around triggered as fuck for the whole month of December. If you can't ignore a bit of advertising I suggest unplugging everything and poking your eyes out.

[@cr4ckp1dgeon]

This series is honestly a very entertaining, informative history lesson